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Buy a gun for protection | hide it in fear of cops
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Homicide on news | never leave house
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Watching a movie, character moans in pain | turn the volume down so people don't think you're watching porn
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Click reply to CP thread | FBI is going to backtrace me I know it
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Watch Hard Candy | Delete entire contents of 4chan folder.
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Send mean text about someone; check 30 times to make sure you didn't send it to them
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Hears knock on door; hides coke, cocks gun
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Moms on computer, what if she checks my history?
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Trash full of tissues; will they know if I dont have a cold?
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Hears footsteps near room; minimise 4chan
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Showering, don't close eyes to rinse, could get stabbed
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Should I lower the volume; someone might talk to me
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Go to the toilet; check for snakes
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See muslim; cancel flight
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Post on R9K; does that make me gay now too?
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Im on a boat! Are there lifejackets?
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Can FBI tell if I click on the picture
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