Paranoid Parrot - Images
Walked through a crowd and felt like no one saw me | oh shit, I'm dead
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Fapping, hear car drive by | pull up pants, lock doors
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Post FB status | no comments, everyone hates you
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Enter the pool | there's a shark in the pool
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Thinks something weird and sexual | everyone's sudeenly telepathic
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Hear a noise, dog isn't barking | the dog is already dead
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Turn off the downstairs light before going to bed upstairs | run for your life
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Attempt to kill spider but miss | he's going to attack you when you sleep tonight
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Parents aren't back yet | they're dead
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Think, "I know you can read my thoughts.", just in case
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Beautiful lady hits on you | it's eames
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Oh just the washing machine | call Dave and tell him there's no earthquake
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Type out mean message on enemy's formspring as anonymous | doesn't send because they know your typing
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Stop moving | get back stabbed
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Repent | go to hell anyway
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Cough | lung cancer
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Sitting in front of pricaples office | teachers your a bad kid
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Try to make a paranoid parrot | get paranoid
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Never sleep | afraid to never wake up again
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Fap | go see doctor because you almost had an heartattack
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