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O r/Eminem - Posted by u/NoahG59 Kamikaze 2 hours ago Let me know if this is a stretch, but... In Logic's song "Homicide," featuring Eminem, he states that he "wipes his ass with 6 mil." Assuming he is referencing Us dollars, I believe that he takes the largest s---- in the universe. So, let's break this down. One US dollar is 6.14 inches in length and 2.61 inches in width, which are the dimension that we are concerned with here. That being said, if he were to wipe his ass with 6 million one dollar bills, that means he'd need a total surface area of 667,725 square feet to properly clean his ass. That's about the size of 248.5 average american homes. Now let's look at this a little differently. If we were to put every dollar bill that Eminem wiped his ass with in a straight line, it would be 3,070,000 feet long, or 581.4 miles in length. This means that Eminem could scoot from Washington D.C. to Toronto, Canada, continuously wiping his ass, and still need to go another 100 miles before his a------ is clean. So exactly how big would his s--- be? To figure this out, we need to make some assumptions. Let's base it off of the average human s---, which weighs approximately 1 pound. The average person uses about 20 squares of toilet paper per s---, which is 80 inches in length based on the dimensions of American toilet paper squares. Assuming that the size of one's poop is directly proportional to the amount of toilet paper they use, that puts Eminem's s--- at about 460,546 times larger than an average person's. That means his s---- weigh 460,546 pounds, which is as much as 38.4 full grown African elephants. So how big would that be? Human feces has a density of about 66.17 pounds per cubic foot, on average. This means that his s--- must be 6,960 cubic feet. For perspective, that is 870 bathtubs full of s---, and if Eminem were to s--- in a 1 cubic foot box and stack them, he would fill enough to be 2.56 times taller than the Burj Khalifa, the world's tallest building. If his s--- was to be 1 inch in width and 1 inch in depth, it would be 1,002,240 feet in length, or the height of 34.53 Mount Everest's stacked on top of each other. If that isn't the largest s--- in the universe, then we truly are living in a simulation.
O r/Eminem - Posted by u/NoahG59 Kamikaze 2 hours ago Let me know if this is a stretch, but... In Logic's song "Homicide," featuring Eminem, he states that he "wipes his ass with 6 mil." Assuming he is referencing Us dollars, I believe that he takes the largest s---- in the universe. So, let's break this down. One US dollar is 6.14 inches in length and 2.61 inches in width, which are the dimension that we are concerned with here. That being said, if he were to wipe his ass with 6 million one dollar bills, that means he'd need a total surface area of 667,725 square feet to properly clean his ass. That's about the size of 248.5 average american homes. Now let's look at this a little differently. If we were to put every dollar bill that Eminem wiped his ass with in a straight line, it would be 3,070,000 feet long, or 581.4 miles in length. This means that Eminem could scoot from Washington D.C. to Toronto, Canada, continuously wiping his ass, and still need to go another 100 miles before his a------ is clean. So exactly how big would his s--- be? To figure this out, we need to make some assumptions. Let's base it off of the average human s---, which weighs approximately 1 pound. The average person uses about 20 squares of toilet paper per s---, which is 80 inches in length based on the dimensions of American toilet paper squares. Assuming that the size of one's poop is directly proportional to the amount of toilet paper they use, that puts Eminem's s--- at about 460,546 times larger than an average person's. That means his s---- weigh 460,546 pounds, which is as much as 38.4 full grown African elephants. So how big would that be? Human feces has a density of about 66.17 pounds per cubic foot, on average. This means that his s--- must be 6,960 cubic feet. For perspective, that is 870 bathtubs full of s---, and if Eminem were to s--- in a 1 cubic foot box and stack them, he would fill enough to be 2.56 times taller than the Burj Khalifa, the world's tallest building. If his s--- was to be 1 inch in width and 1 inch in depth, it would be 1,002,240 feet in length, or the height of 34.53 Mount Everest's stacked on top of each other. If that isn't the largest s--- in the universe, then we truly are living in a simulation.

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With the threat of Invasion, Ukraine's official Twitter posted this. | /r/madlads

Ukraine / YkpaïHa @Ukraine Types of Headaches Migraine Hypertension Living next to Russia Stress Ingfipcom
Ukraine / YkpaïHa @Ukraine Types of Headaches Migraine Hypertension Living next to Russia Stress Ingfipcom

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This absolute heathen needs to be put behind bars | /r/madlads

TURN OFF CELL PHONE I took this picture on my cell phone
TURN OFF CELL PHONE I took this picture on my cell phone

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Madlad outplays scalpers online to the point one of them threatens him, the only true madlad | /r/madlads

3h I remember an article during the first wave of the pandemic of a teenager in the US making a fortune and be called young business man. Essentially he was scalping anything that was popular while everyone was locked in including video game consoles. F--- off. 6 Reply 1 Vote • 2h 8 Awards | "bought" 6 PS5S from 1 guy on eBay when it first launched. He was selling them for 2k each!! I had no intention of paying but kept indicating l'd pay so that eBay didn't cancel the transaction. It postponed him selling them for about a month and he had to drop the price to around $1200 each. Essentially losing him $4,800 profit. Say what you will about my morality but I don't give a s---. I hate scalpers. He was so angry he somehow found my personal info and threatened my family. What a p------------. When I called his bluff he said he'd call the hospital I worked at and tell them. I said "you want to call the ICU I work at during a pandemic and tell them one of their nurses is f------ with you on ebay and you think they'll give 2 s----? I'll give you the number personally!" I've also trolled about 10 switch scalpers on Facebook marketplace and had them meet each other to sell instead of me. +1 3
3h I remember an article during the first wave of the pandemic of a teenager in the US making a fortune and be called young business man. Essentially he was scalping anything that was popular while everyone was locked in including video game consoles. F--- off. 6 Reply 1 Vote • 2h 8 Awards | "bought" 6 PS5S from 1 guy on eBay when it first launched. He was selling them for 2k each!! I had no intention of paying but kept indicating l'd pay so that eBay didn't cancel the transaction. It postponed him selling them for about a month and he had to drop the price to around $1200 each. Essentially losing him $4,800 profit. Say what you will about my morality but I don't give a s---. I hate scalpers. He was so angry he somehow found my personal info and threatened my family. What a p------------. When I called his bluff he said he'd call the hospital I worked at and tell them. I said "you want to call the ICU I work at during a pandemic and tell them one of their nurses is f------ with you on ebay and you think they'll give 2 s----? I'll give you the number personally!" I've also trolled about 10 switch scalpers on Facebook marketplace and had them meet each other to sell instead of me. +1 3

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Next up we have the Triassic Turtleneck | /r/madlads

Stephen Colbert O @StephenAtHome What? No Jurassic Parka? T.rex gets Christmas jumper at Natural History Museum in London O1 day ago ※称芽/ 7:37 PM · 07 Dec 21 · Twitter Web App 1,175 Retweets 108 Quote Tweets 19.3K Likes
Stephen Colbert O @StephenAtHome What? No Jurassic Parka? T.rex gets Christmas jumper at Natural History Museum in London O1 day ago ※称芽/ 7:37 PM · 07 Dec 21 · Twitter Web App 1,175 Retweets 108 Quote Tweets 19.3K Likes

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I drink coffee in a tea mug | /r/madlads

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When Russia is preparing to invade you: | /r/madlads

3 ON 28% D 14:19 Ukraine / Україна 1,640 Tweets Tweets Tweets & replies Media Likes 11 27 81 762 Ukraine / Україна @Ukraine · 1d Types of Headaches Migraine Hypertension Living next to Russia Stress imgfip.com 1,955 2] 57.3K 201K Ukraine / Україна @Ukraine · 1d
3 ON 28% D 14:19 Ukraine / Україна 1,640 Tweets Tweets Tweets & replies Media Likes 11 27 81 762 Ukraine / Україна @Ukraine · 1d Types of Headaches Migraine Hypertension Living next to Russia Stress imgfip.com 1,955 2] 57.3K 201K Ukraine / Україна @Ukraine · 1d

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How to breakup with a coworker | /r/madlads

#c14154 I have a boyfriend in the same company. He was in HR. He asked me to leave the company so that we could get married because our company does not encourage partners working in the same company. I took his advice and left the job. Now he is not picking up my calls. It's been three weeks already. What should I do?
#c14154 I have a boyfriend in the same company. He was in HR. He asked me to leave the company so that we could get married because our company does not encourage partners working in the same company. I took his advice and left the job. Now he is not picking up my calls. It's been three weeks already. What should I do?

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Please tell me if its a reupload | /r/madlads

r/TheLetterA + Join u/recim · 7h
r/TheLetterA + Join u/recim · 7h

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There's a browser plugin for youtube and the developer re-enabled the dislike button | /r/madlads

Enhancer for YouTubeTM Rate Donate 2 Support XA Translate Hey there! Just a quick note to inform you about things I think you should be aware of... What's new • Restored dislikes count! 9 Improved loop feature by adding the possibility to directly type in numbers • Fixed loop panel not always visible Fixed expanded video player not correctly centered when exiting full screen mode Known issues that cannot be fixed • Flip video not working in full screen mode with Chrome and other Chromium based browsers. This is caused when hardware acceleration is turned on in the browser settings. • Volume booster kills audio for some videos. A page reload is needed to get the audio back. Support the development of Enhancer for YouTubeTM Please consider making a donation if you haven't made one yet. Amount: 5 Currency: USD ♥ Donate Donors, translators, and enthusiast users Your support, contributions, and positive feedbacks are really appreciated, thank you very much! That's it! I hope you will enjoy this new version of Enhancer for YouTubeTM and that you will rate it to help it get better ranked in the Add-ons gallery! Just click on the "Rate" link at the top of this page, writing a review is optional, you can simply select the number of stars you think this extension deserves. Thank you! The Developer
Enhancer for YouTubeTM Rate Donate 2 Support XA Translate Hey there! Just a quick note to inform you about things I think you should be aware of... What's new • Restored dislikes count! 9 Improved loop feature by adding the possibility to directly type in numbers • Fixed loop panel not always visible Fixed expanded video player not correctly centered when exiting full screen mode Known issues that cannot be fixed • Flip video not working in full screen mode with Chrome and other Chromium based browsers. This is caused when hardware acceleration is turned on in the browser settings. • Volume booster kills audio for some videos. A page reload is needed to get the audio back. Support the development of Enhancer for YouTubeTM Please consider making a donation if you haven't made one yet. Amount: 5 Currency: USD ♥ Donate Donors, translators, and enthusiast users Your support, contributions, and positive feedbacks are really appreciated, thank you very much! That's it! I hope you will enjoy this new version of Enhancer for YouTubeTM and that you will rate it to help it get better ranked in the Add-ons gallery! Just click on the "Rate" link at the top of this page, writing a review is optional, you can simply select the number of stars you think this extension deserves. Thank you! The Developer

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A daughter that loves her dad. (She is a mad daughter) | /r/madlads

He told his daughter: "Don't tell anyone that father is a janitor, they will laugh at you" your she posted this photo on social networks and wrote: "My dad is a janitor. He is my pride. I love you, dad."
He told his daughter: "Don't tell anyone that father is a janitor, they will laugh at you" your she posted this photo on social networks and wrote: "My dad is a janitor. He is my pride. I love you, dad."

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Madlad didn't let the system break him | /r/madlads

In 1991 Isaac Wright was wrongfully convicted of being a drug kingpin in New Jersey and got life in prison. During the appeal process he educated himself on the law, was exonerated of all charges, went to law school, came back and got the cops and judge locked up.
In 1991 Isaac Wright was wrongfully convicted of being a drug kingpin in New Jersey and got life in prison. During the appeal process he educated himself on the law, was exonerated of all charges, went to law school, came back and got the cops and judge locked up.

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Not sure if this counts, but NATO Canada tweeting about Russia back in '14 | /r/madlads

Canada at NATO I+) Canadä @CanadaNATO Geography can be tough. Here's a guide for Russian soldiers who keep getting lost & 'accidentally' entering #Ukraine RUSSIA NOT RUSSIA Canada in Ukraine 11:27 AM · 27 Aug 14 · Twitter Web Client
Canada at NATO I+) Canadä @CanadaNATO Geography can be tough. Here's a guide for Russian soldiers who keep getting lost & 'accidentally' entering #Ukraine RUSSIA NOT RUSSIA Canada in Ukraine 11:27 AM · 27 Aug 14 · Twitter Web Client

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Madlad driver stops train to buy yoghurt | /r/madlads

Dunya News O @DunyaNews لاہور: کاہنہ کاچھا میں روک کر دہی لینے چلا گیا اسسٹنٹ ڈرائیور ٹرین Translated from Urdu by Google Lahore: An assistant driver stopped the train at Kahna Kachha and went to get yoghurt 6:32 PM · 07 Dec 21 · Twitter Web App
Dunya News O @DunyaNews لاہور: کاہنہ کاچھا میں روک کر دہی لینے چلا گیا اسسٹنٹ ڈرائیور ٹرین Translated from Urdu by Google Lahore: An assistant driver stopped the train at Kahna Kachha and went to get yoghurt 6:32 PM · 07 Dec 21 · Twitter Web App

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Madlad copied whole semester in one page. | /r/madlads


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BRUH HE EVEN PINNED IT | /r/madlads

21:39 C Following For You Q LIVE For my male audience 22154 comments dunk dunk I Pinned Hey! Do you own this video? If so, do 24,1K we have your permission to post it on all Dunk platforms with credit to you? 2d Reply sweaty.loser· Creator You don't have my permission + ratio 211,2K 1d Reply
21:39 C Following For You Q LIVE For my male audience 22154 comments dunk dunk I Pinned Hey! Do you own this video? If so, do 24,1K we have your permission to post it on all Dunk platforms with credit to you? 2d Reply sweaty.loser· Creator You don't have my permission + ratio 211,2K 1d Reply

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City of Tulsa parking with the best comebacks | /r/madlads

City of Tulsa @cityoftulsagov @Tulsa_Parking We need to you to change your Twitter pic. The seal is protected by ordinance and copyright. 2d 17 11 CityOfTulsaParking @Tulsa_Parking @cityoftulsagov how bout you suck my balls 2/2/16, 10:08 PM 31 RETWEETS 79 LIKES
City of Tulsa @cityoftulsagov @Tulsa_Parking We need to you to change your Twitter pic. The seal is protected by ordinance and copyright. 2d 17 11 CityOfTulsaParking @Tulsa_Parking @cityoftulsagov how bout you suck my balls 2/2/16, 10:08 PM 31 RETWEETS 79 LIKES

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Madlad can tell family members apart | /r/madlads

The Tumboy, World Series Cha... @TheTumboy my powerful brain has handled this picture of a mother and daughter easily T 93 @_blkhoney · 3d Reese Witherspoon & her daughter. My brain can't handle this Show this thread Tyla 12:43 PM · 06 Dec 21 · Twitter Web App
The Tumboy, World Series Cha... @TheTumboy my powerful brain has handled this picture of a mother and daughter easily T 93 @_blkhoney · 3d Reese Witherspoon & her daughter. My brain can't handle this Show this thread Tyla 12:43 PM · 06 Dec 21 · Twitter Web App

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Absolute madlad in the comment section | /r/madlads

11:20 4 r/greentext 2.8k 222 1, Share 3h Anon discovers the Netherlands. G Reply 4 852 3 .. 3h Deze commentaarrubriek is hierbij uitgeroepen tot Nederlands staatseigendom 163 3 ... 2 e 3 Awards Deze nuts 178 3 47m come one man 金 21 ... 8m Only one? 合84 ... • 3m Add a comment + +3
11:20 4 r/greentext 2.8k 222 1, Share 3h Anon discovers the Netherlands. G Reply 4 852 3 .. 3h Deze commentaarrubriek is hierbij uitgeroepen tot Nederlands staatseigendom 163 3 ... 2 e 3 Awards Deze nuts 178 3 47m come one man 金 21 ... 8m Only one? 合84 ... • 3m Add a comment + +3

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Professor said students could bring one A4 paper for notes for the test and the madlad wrote all the semester on it. | /r/madlads

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