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'There is no god other than Macias' | History Memes

Enforce state atheism (fail) Execute Religious Leaders Embrace weird neo- religion Reduce the population by 70%, declare yourself GOD

Enforce state atheism (fail) Execute Religious Leaders Embrace weird neo- religion Reduce the population by 70%, declare yourself GOD

I don't often surrender, but when I do it's to pitifully armed insurgents | History Memes

Brits in WWI 54,700 die in one day... tis only a flesh wound Brits in Irish Rebellion 900 die in 2 years... Woah now - best we rethink this! PA

Brits in WWI 54,700 die in one day... tis only a flesh wound Brits in Irish Rebellion 900 die in 2 years... Woah now - best we rethink this! PA

The real Cannonball Runs | History Memes

USA: Implements speed limits. Brock Yates, organizing 5 illegal races across the country: I recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.

USA: Implements speed limits. Brock Yates, organizing 5 illegal races across the country: I recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.

Chad Washington | History Memes

During the Battle of Germantown, there was a brief cease-fire when a little terrier was seen wandering between the American and British lines. British General Howe's dog had gotten loose. It was taken to George Washington to keep as a trophy, but instead he took it to his tent, fed and brushed him, then formally had the little dog returned under a flag of truce Professionals have STANDARDS

During the Battle of Germantown, there was a brief cease-fire when a little terrier was seen wandering between the American and British lines. British General Howe's dog had gotten loose. It was taken to George Washington to keep as a trophy, but instead he took it to his tent, fed and brushed him, then formally had the little dog returned under a flag of truce Professionals have STANDARDS

Andrey Vlasov was truly between a rock and a hard place | History Memes

Surrender to the Nazis and become a collaborator imgflip.com Retreat to the USSR and be thrown in a GULAG Andrey Vlasov JAKE-CLARK.TUMBLR

Surrender to the Nazis and become a collaborator imgflip.com Retreat to the USSR and be thrown in a GULAG Andrey Vlasov JAKE-CLARK.TUMBLR

Almost 800 feet of things to hit but nope. | History Memes

UNLUCKY FELLA Entire lenght of KMS Bismarck Ka That one Swordfish Steering gear www SRGRAFO

UNLUCKY FELLA Entire lenght of KMS Bismarck Ka That one Swordfish Steering gear www SRGRAFO

Sometimes, "oops" isn't quite enough. | History Memes

BOYARS BOYARS The Tsar is too powerful and doesn't respect or trust us She was the only thing keeping him sane and her death made him into a ruthless monster with no respect for human life BOYARS BOYARS www C We poison the Tsar's wife so we can control him She was the only thing keeping him sane and her death made him into a ruthless monster with no respect for human life

BOYARS BOYARS The Tsar is too powerful and doesn't respect or trust us She was the only thing keeping him sane and her death made him into a ruthless monster with no respect for human life BOYARS BOYARS www C We poison the Tsar's wife so we can control him She was the only thing keeping him sane and her death made him into a ruthless monster with no respect for human life

It is what it is ... | History Memes

Me: Why are the fireworks making you so nervous? My Dog: Viet-goddamn-nam's what happened!

Me: Why are the fireworks making you so nervous? My Dog: Viet-goddamn-nam's what happened!

Why are the guards dressed as Santa? | History Memes

LISTENING TO "THOSE WERE THE DAYS" BY MARY HOPKINS NORMALLY LISTENING TO THOSE WERE THE DAYS" BY MARY HOPKINS IN EQUATORIAL GUINEA imgflip.com

LISTENING TO "THOSE WERE THE DAYS" BY MARY HOPKINS NORMALLY LISTENING TO THOSE WERE THE DAYS" BY MARY HOPKINS IN EQUATORIAL GUINEA imgflip.com

Average day in ancient times | History Memes

a The plan: 1. Show up out of a backwater region 2. Conquer entire Eastern Medditerranean and middle east within 10 years 3. Refuse to elaborate 4. Die

a The plan: 1. Show up out of a backwater region 2. Conquer entire Eastern Medditerranean and middle east within 10 years 3. Refuse to elaborate 4. Die

Shouldn't have to be said in this day and age... | History Memes

DUMBEST FELLA imgflip.com IM THE DUMBEST MAN ALIVE THE TROUBLES WAS CAUSED BY RELIGION YOU'RE CLEARLY DUMBER كما SRGRAFO

DUMBEST FELLA imgflip.com IM THE DUMBEST MAN ALIVE THE TROUBLES WAS CAUSED BY RELIGION YOU'RE CLEARLY DUMBER كما SRGRAFO

The 1911 Paris to Madrid air race was an exciting race | History Memes

imgflip.com Host an air race from Paris to Madrid Engine problems force one of the planes to land www. Public crowds the airfield after the last plane takes off dismember the war minister and injure the prime minister

imgflip.com Host an air race from Paris to Madrid Engine problems force one of the planes to land www. Public crowds the airfield after the last plane takes off dismember the war minister and injure the prime minister

Before Big Oil, the US had big Bat Shit | History Memes

Paying to import bat s--- for gunpowder & fertilizer Paying to import bat s--- for gunpowder & fertilizer United States Guano Islands Act United States Guano Islands Act

Paying to import bat s--- for gunpowder & fertilizer Paying to import bat s--- for gunpowder & fertilizer United States Guano Islands Act United States Guano Islands Act

Good Ol' "Unconditional Surrender" Grant | History Memes

"Nooo, you can't keep siegeing us and not offer terms! We have "Then surrender." starving and sick civilians!!" imgflip.com

"Nooo, you can't keep siegeing us and not offer terms! We have "Then surrender." starving and sick civilians!!" imgflip.com

Canon event | History Memes

ME, WITH AN MULTIPLE HOUR RANT ABOUT THE BATTLE OF AUSTERLITZ UP MY SLEEVE imgflip.com MY DATE WHO JUST WANTED TO HAVE A COFFEE

ME, WITH AN MULTIPLE HOUR RANT ABOUT THE BATTLE OF AUSTERLITZ UP MY SLEEVE imgflip.com MY DATE WHO JUST WANTED TO HAVE A COFFEE

"There is a Providence that protects idiots, drunkards, children and the United States of America." - Bismarck | History Memes

THE JAPANESE THINKING THE AMERICANS WERE DELAYING THEIR PLANES WITH STAGGERED ATTACKS imgflip.com THE AMERICANS WHO WERE JUST REALLY DISORGANIZED

THE JAPANESE THINKING THE AMERICANS WERE DELAYING THEIR PLANES WITH STAGGERED ATTACKS imgflip.com THE AMERICANS WHO WERE JUST REALLY DISORGANIZED

Turns out medieval people knew how to sew and didn't just wear an entire sheepskin over their shoulders | History Memes

F------ shoulder fur mantles THINGS THAT PEOPLE THINK ARE MEDIEVAL, BUT AREN'T IG

F------ shoulder fur mantles THINGS THAT PEOPLE THINK ARE MEDIEVAL, BUT AREN'T IG

This sub is delusional | History Memes

This sub needs reminding 9019 Hard to swallow pills THE SOVIET UNION WAS A TOTALITARIAN, GENOCIDAL S------- JUST LIKE NAZI GERMANY 1673 AwfulUsername123. 13h 41 people here This sub needs reminding REMOVED: RULE 6 ↑ Sha Hard to swallow pills THE BRITISH EMPIRE WAS A TOTALITARIAN GENOCIDAL S------- JUST LIKE NAZI GERMANY

This sub needs reminding 9019 Hard to swallow pills THE SOVIET UNION WAS A TOTALITARIAN, GENOCIDAL S------- JUST LIKE NAZI GERMANY 1673 AwfulUsername123. 13h 41 people here This sub needs reminding REMOVED: RULE 6 ↑ Sha Hard to swallow pills THE BRITISH EMPIRE WAS A TOTALITARIAN GENOCIDAL S------- JUST LIKE NAZI GERMANY

It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable | History Memes

USA: We will sanction you and overthrow your dictatorial regime Dictator: i hate communism USA: s--- n----, that's all you had to say

USA: We will sanction you and overthrow your dictatorial regime Dictator: i hate communism USA: s--- n----, that's all you had to say

Bro tried to use gamer tactics to win a real life Training simulation. | History Memes

Van Riper when he isn't allowed to take advantage of simulation computers completely s------- themselves, and use motorcycle carriers and suicide bots moving at the speed of light: M mematic & Tenor

Van Riper when he isn't allowed to take advantage of simulation computers completely s------- themselves, and use motorcycle carriers and suicide bots moving at the speed of light: M mematic & Tenor