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She doesn't have time to remember much of anything

WHAT A CRAPPY MOTHER TOO! SHE'S TOTALLY FORGOTTEN ABOUT HER OWN KID! WELL, WHEN SHE'S BEING CONSTANTLY BANGED BY PIGS I GUESS SHE DOESN'T HAVE TIME TO REMEMBER MUCH OF ANYTHING!

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"¡Uuy! ¿Está bueno a mano cambiada?" -Harry Potter

WITH MY RIGHT HAND LIKE THIS... I CAN'T EVEN MASTURBATE!!

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Go bite your dad while you're at it!

Get the f--- off of me! Go lick your grandma!

Get the f--- off of me! Go lick your grandma!

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She was planning on assaulting you, anyway...

Wel.. I was planning Why arent you wearing any panties? on assaulting you any- way...

Wel.. I was planning Why arent you wearing any panties? on assaulting you any- way...

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Yeah, how many times?

HOW MANY TIMES 0OI HAVE TO SAY.. ...THAT YOU CAN'T MASTUR BATE IN MY ROOM?

HOW MANY TIMES 0OI HAVE TO SAY.. ...THAT YOU CAN'T MASTUR BATE IN MY ROOM?

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Product may contain futanari semen

THE TRUTH IS, OUR PRODUCTS ARE MADE USING YOUR FUTA SPERM.

THE TRUTH IS, OUR PRODUCTS ARE MADE USING YOUR FUTA SPERM.

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Illegal Booty

To have Such a meaty ass.o That's criminal! YUH!

To have Such a meaty ass.o That's criminal! YUH!

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hate cannot drive out hate, only love can do that

y-yOu ARE THE DEMON MY ANCEST ORS WERE SUP POSED UTO HAVE K SEALED WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING HERE... AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY... UFUFU GRAND SON... M IN LOVE WITH TAKKUN TAKKUN MH~ T- THE THAT S WHAT END EMBARR IS ASSING SUZUKA NEE. THIS?

y-yOu ARE THE DEMON MY ANCEST ORS WERE SUP POSED UTO HAVE K SEALED WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING HERE... AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY... UFUFU GRAND SON... M IN LOVE WITH TAKKUN TAKKUN MH~ T- THE THAT S WHAT END EMBARR IS ASSING SUZUKA NEE. THIS?

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and there's milk going everywhere...

I'M F------ ATANK TRUUUUUU O0000000UCK

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recognize my cuteness!

I'M A MAID CUTE ISN'T IT? CUTE N'T IT y- YES, IT IS !!

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but is she speaking from experience?

STRONG WILLED GIRLS HAVE WEAK ASSHOLES. 9

STRONG WILLED GIRLS HAVE WEAK ASSHOLES. 9

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Dessert, anybody?

C-- FLAVORED ICE CUBES! ...GRANITA ?

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mfw my bff's plowing my mum in another room

Aikendone' Ah Phery Ah FROM MY BUDDY TO MY DADDY HUH?

Aikendone' Ah Phery Ah FROM MY BUDDY TO MY DADDY HUH?

"I'm normal"

I'M... I'M... NOT WEIRD... I'M NORMAL... I'M ONLY OKAY WITH BEING F----- WHEN I'M CROSS ORESSING EVEN WITH YOu...

I'M... I'M... NOT WEIRD... I'M NORMAL... I'M ONLY OKAY WITH BEING F----- WHEN I'M CROSS ORESSING EVEN WITH YOu...

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can't bust this virgin with the gals because I love my boyfriend

I DON'T MIND DOING IT MYSELF THOUGH AREN'T YOU TWO EXPERTS AT HANDLING VIRGINS? AAH, YOU HAVE A DATE WITH YOUR HAVING SEX WITH A PERSON YOU LOVE. AAH? SORRY NOT INTERESTED COME ON, BOYFRIEND, LET'S TAKE A BOY'S VIRGINITY RIGHT? WHY DON'T YOU DO IT? I'M ABOUT TO LEAVE ANYWAY TOGETHER, JUST LIKE THE OLD DAYS.. My daring's waiting for me. You re no fun! YOUKO, DON'T YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND TOO? YOU SHOULD KNOW WHY I PREFER HIM IT FEELS REALLY GOOD.. ..

I DON'T MIND DOING IT MYSELF THOUGH AREN'T YOU TWO EXPERTS AT HANDLING VIRGINS? AAH, YOU HAVE A DATE WITH YOUR HAVING SEX WITH A PERSON YOU LOVE. AAH? SORRY NOT INTERESTED COME ON, BOYFRIEND, LET'S TAKE A BOY'S VIRGINITY RIGHT? WHY DON'T YOU DO IT? I'M ABOUT TO LEAVE ANYWAY TOGETHER, JUST LIKE THE OLD DAYS.. My daring's waiting for me. You re no fun! YOUKO, DON'T YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND TOO? YOU SHOULD KNOW WHY I PREFER HIM IT FEELS REALLY GOOD.. ..

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How the hell did this get put in

JUST LIKE BLASTOISE! SHOOT YOUR HYDROPUMP, MY DUDE!!

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Don't you worry I think I got the gist of it

I HAVE STRENG- THENED RESOLVE!! GYAAA! WHAT IS MY HENTAI DOUJIN COLLECTION DOING THERE!? I CLEANED YOUR ROOM WHILE YOu SLEPT RIB OKAY! I GOT THE GIST OF IT!

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Mad scientist explains his Orgasm-O-Meter

HUHU...TO GIVE A SIMPLE EX PLANATION OF THE MECHANISM, IT'S BASED ON THE CHARAC TERISTIC OF AMYGDALA THAT BRIEFLY GOES INACTIVE DURING ORGASM AND RUN THE EEG TO MAP THE IN ACTIVE AREA TO PINPOINT... WE'RE TRYING TO MEASURE YOUR ORGASMS BASICALLY THIS IS THE SO-CALLED ORGASM -O-METER I INVENTED, IT OUTPUTS A REAL-TIME MEASUREMENT OF WEARER'S ORGASM tii

HUHU...TO GIVE A SIMPLE EX PLANATION OF THE MECHANISM, IT'S BASED ON THE CHARAC TERISTIC OF AMYGDALA THAT BRIEFLY GOES INACTIVE DURING ORGASM AND RUN THE EEG TO MAP THE IN ACTIVE AREA TO PINPOINT... WE'RE TRYING TO MEASURE YOUR ORGASMS BASICALLY THIS IS THE SO-CALLED ORGASM -O-METER I INVENTED, IT OUTPUTS A REAL-TIME MEASUREMENT OF WEARER'S ORGASM tii

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ОHM, WAITC EH? YOU DO NOTICE I OFTEN AND EVERY YEAR, I TRIED TO ASK YOU OUT ON A DATE BUT YOU NEVER... IT CAN'T BE HELPED INEEDED THE TIME TO BUILD MY PLASTIC MODELS AT HOME... INVITE YOU FOR DINNER, RIGHT? REALLY? ONLY NOW DO YOU REALIZE? AND YOU TREAT ME ALL THE TIME THANKS I'VE ALWAYS LIKED YOU. FOR AS LONG AS I KNOW AND HOW I COOKED FOOD FOR YOU, WHEN YOUWERE DEAD BROKE AND LIVING OFF Y.. YoU MEAN You'VE ALWAYS... INSTANT NOODLES AFTER BUYING YOUR EXPENSIVE ROBOT TOYS? YEAH I LOVE THE YAM DISH YOU MADE YOU SHOULD MAKE IT AGAIN 156

ОHM, WAITC EH? YOU DO NOTICE I OFTEN AND EVERY YEAR, I TRIED TO ASK YOU OUT ON A DATE BUT YOU NEVER... IT CAN'T BE HELPED INEEDED THE TIME TO BUILD MY PLASTIC MODELS AT HOME... INVITE YOU FOR DINNER, RIGHT? REALLY? ONLY NOW DO YOU REALIZE? AND YOU TREAT ME ALL THE TIME THANKS I'VE ALWAYS LIKED YOU. FOR AS LONG AS I KNOW AND HOW I COOKED FOOD FOR YOU, WHEN YOUWERE DEAD BROKE AND LIVING OFF Y.. YoU MEAN You'VE ALWAYS... INSTANT NOODLES AFTER BUYING YOUR EXPENSIVE ROBOT TOYS? YEAH I LOVE THE YAM DISH YOU MADE YOU SHOULD MAKE IT AGAIN 156

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She is doing God's work

PERCEPTION IS REALITY IN ADVERTISING RIGHT NOW, THE FASHION INOUSTRY'S PERCEPTION OF HEX MANIAC WOULO BE "DARK, ELOOMY WEIRDOS WITH NEROY FASHION SENSE AVOID AT ANY COST. HERE'S THE PERCEPTION I'M GOING TO OFFER TO THE WORLD "HAUNTING BEAUTIES CLAD IN BLACK SILK AND MYSTERY. MILKY PALE SKIN, SHIMMERING EYES WILL LEAD YOU TO SOFT LIPS LACED WITH DARK PROMISES."

PERCEPTION IS REALITY IN ADVERTISING RIGHT NOW, THE FASHION INOUSTRY'S PERCEPTION OF HEX MANIAC WOULO BE "DARK, ELOOMY WEIRDOS WITH NEROY FASHION SENSE AVOID AT ANY COST. HERE'S THE PERCEPTION I'M GOING TO OFFER TO THE WORLD "HAUNTING BEAUTIES CLAD IN BLACK SILK AND MYSTERY. MILKY PALE SKIN, SHIMMERING EYES WILL LEAD YOU TO SOFT LIPS LACED WITH DARK PROMISES."

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