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YOUTURD Kitty adventures 6+ show for the entire family! KittyTVofficial Kitty is hiding a DARK secret Story is not as simple as you think! Gay theories Anonymous 08/02/23(Wed)11:14:26 No.646099629 >>646099717 >>6460 >>646101209>>646101576 >>646102878>>646103468 >>646104003 >>646106376 >>646112 >>646128791 File: 1688686983469996.png (180 KB, 894x560) Im happy to be feral >>646093221 (OP) >Kitty Adventures saved my life >Kitty Adventures broke me >Kitty Adventures is garbage, and here's why >Kitty Adventures is better than you think >Kitty Adventures: Why it's Different >The Problem with Kitty Adventures >Kitty Adventures Critique >In Defense of Kitty Adventures >Kitty Adventures is a Masterpiece >A Brutally Honest Kitty Adventures Critique
YOUTURD Kitty adventures 6+ show for the entire family! KittyTVofficial Kitty is hiding a DARK secret Story is not as simple as you think! Gay theories Anonymous 08/02/23(Wed)11:14:26 No.646099629 >>646099717 >>6460 >>646101209>>646101576 >>646102878>>646103468 >>646104003 >>646106376 >>646112 >>646128791 File: 1688686983469996.png (180 KB, 894x560) Im happy to be feral >>646093221 (OP) >Kitty Adventures saved my life >Kitty Adventures broke me >Kitty Adventures is garbage, and here's why >Kitty Adventures is better than you think >Kitty Adventures: Why it's Different >The Problem with Kitty Adventures >Kitty Adventures Critique >In Defense of Kitty Adventures >Kitty Adventures is a Masterpiece >A Brutally Honest Kitty Adventures Critique

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WHEN THE F--- ARE THESE ASSHOLES GETTING NERFED WHEN THE F--- ARE THESE ASSHOL(...) Ancient-humans-superpredatorsQuora1-compressed.png 382 KB PNG >No fur >Only two legs >No claws 02/03/24(Sat)21:37:29 No.665907732 >S----- jaw that can't bite anything >Can just throw sticks and walk >Throw stick, ow it hurts! >Run away haha get wrecked apecucks Imao >Stop for a rest >As i try to regen hp apeman comes walking over hill >Have to run again, can't get as far stam already taken a hit >Not long into rest sure enough ape is back again >Hes still just walking >Can only run so far >He just keeps walking This is f------ b------- and i'm sick of the server admins doing f--- all about it. This is a clear infinite stamina exploit and this F tier character should not be taking on S tiers and winning just because of one piece of its kit. I am starting a change.org petition so the devs sort this b------- out because i'm just going to stop playing until this b------- is fixed!!
WHEN THE F--- ARE THESE ASSHOLES GETTING NERFED WHEN THE F--- ARE THESE ASSHOL(...) Ancient-humans-superpredatorsQuora1-compressed.png 382 KB PNG >No fur >Only two legs >No claws 02/03/24(Sat)21:37:29 No.665907732 >S----- jaw that can't bite anything >Can just throw sticks and walk >Throw stick, ow it hurts! >Run away haha get wrecked apecucks Imao >Stop for a rest >As i try to regen hp apeman comes walking over hill >Have to run again, can't get as far stam already taken a hit >Not long into rest sure enough ape is back again >Hes still just walking >Can only run so far >He just keeps walking This is f------ b------- and i'm sick of the server admins doing f--- all about it. This is a clear infinite stamina exploit and this F tier character should not be taking on S tiers and winning just because of one piece of its kit. I am starting a change.org petition so the devs sort this b------- out because i'm just going to stop playing until this b------- is fixed!!

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Anon hates lazy writing

19m (9/22 2023) 190150663-6 Re-3 Img JPG 156KB (544x795) 1506970546035[1].jpg 2 Replies >supervillain is called Hitler >his right hand man is called Himler and writers want to be paid MORE for this s---? 17m (9/22 2023) 190150707 JPG 50KB (525 × 727) npg_mw165875.jpg >>190150663 (OP) >gay main character saves the day but is immediately persecuted by the ones he saved wow woke hollywood writing trying to indoctrinate me. 800
19m (9/22 2023) 190150663-6 Re-3 Img JPG 156KB (544x795) 1506970546035[1].jpg 2 Replies >supervillain is called Hitler >his right hand man is called Himler and writers want to be paid MORE for this s---? 17m (9/22 2023) 190150707 JPG 50KB (525 × 727) npg_mw165875.jpg >>190150663 (OP) >gay main character saves the day but is immediately persecuted by the ones he saved wow woke hollywood writing trying to indoctrinate me. 800

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4chan's /co/ on Peter Dinklage

☐ Anonymous 07/14/23(Fri)22:33:45 No.138277361 ► >>138277403 >>138277529 >>138277583 >>138277744 >>138278446 >>138278887 >>138279007 >>138279011 >>138279080 >>138279502 >>138279664 >>138282672 >>138284341 >>138289975 >>138290768 >>138290828 >>138291836 >>138297266 >>138303422 >>138304179 >>138305607 File: file.png (166 KB, 700x420) >>138305607 what a cont make every m----- get fire while he keeps his job Anonymous 07/14/23(Fri)22:49:29 No.138277583 >>138277682 >>138278446 desuarchive.org/co/thread/138277328/#138277361 archive.md/ITTMb >>138277361 >doesnt just pull up the ladder behind him, but sets fire to it >>138281196 Why is Peter like this Anonymous 07/15/23(Sat)01:17:04 No.138279664 >>138279698 >>138281135 >>138277361 It's funny because he started his career doing "demeaning" roles that used his dwarfism as the punchline to jokes. It was a paycheck and it put him out there to further his career to bigger roles but now he mocks these roles as stepping stones because he's already made it. What a crab in a bucket, other dwarf actors must hate this guy. ...but really, he's probably just trying to get rid of potential competition and be the monopoly of being a short actor. Anonymous 07/15/23(Sat)11:38:10 No.138289975 >>138307889 >>138308830 >>138290856 >>138277361 there's something hilarious about a m----- taking the ladder behind him Anonymous 07/16/23(Sun)05:58:40 No.138303422 >>138306628 >>138307391 >>138277361 As a dwarf, I really fcking hate this cont Dinkleage. Made a goddamn career off of making a joke out of himself. Then, he goes on GoT, finally acts like a person, and now he pretends like all those mocking roles he played didn't happen. Phony fick pretends like he has any moral authority to speak for dwarfs.
☐ Anonymous 07/14/23(Fri)22:33:45 No.138277361 ► >>138277403 >>138277529 >>138277583 >>138277744 >>138278446 >>138278887 >>138279007 >>138279011 >>138279080 >>138279502 >>138279664 >>138282672 >>138284341 >>138289975 >>138290768 >>138290828 >>138291836 >>138297266 >>138303422 >>138304179 >>138305607 File: file.png (166 KB, 700x420) >>138305607 what a cont make every m----- get fire while he keeps his job Anonymous 07/14/23(Fri)22:49:29 No.138277583 >>138277682 >>138278446 desuarchive.org/co/thread/138277328/#138277361 archive.md/ITTMb >>138277361 >doesnt just pull up the ladder behind him, but sets fire to it >>138281196 Why is Peter like this Anonymous 07/15/23(Sat)01:17:04 No.138279664 >>138279698 >>138281135 >>138277361 It's funny because he started his career doing "demeaning" roles that used his dwarfism as the punchline to jokes. It was a paycheck and it put him out there to further his career to bigger roles but now he mocks these roles as stepping stones because he's already made it. What a crab in a bucket, other dwarf actors must hate this guy. ...but really, he's probably just trying to get rid of potential competition and be the monopoly of being a short actor. Anonymous 07/15/23(Sat)11:38:10 No.138289975 >>138307889 >>138308830 >>138290856 >>138277361 there's something hilarious about a m----- taking the ladder behind him Anonymous 07/16/23(Sun)05:58:40 No.138303422 >>138306628 >>138307391 >>138277361 As a dwarf, I really fcking hate this cont Dinkleage. Made a goddamn career off of making a joke out of himself. Then, he goes on GoT, finally acts like a person, and now he pretends like all those mocking roles he played didn't happen. Phony fick pretends like he has any moral authority to speak for dwarfs.

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Anonymous 86 KB PNG 03/21/23(Tue)06:52:09 No.250341473 >fantasy setting has magic and flying creatures >still using horses as main transportation 03/21/23(Tue)06:56:27 No.250341651 Anonymous >>250341473 (OP) # >setting has nuclear energy >still using coal as main energy source >>250341784 # >>250343657 # >>250344673 # >>250346290 # >>250350741 # >>250355196 # >>250355399 # >>250358696 # >>250362753 # >>250371435 # >>250374133 # >>250376847 # >>250377612 # >>250381483 # >>250381567 # >>250384563 # >>250385675 # >>250386814 # >>250395246 # >>250400522 #
Anonymous 86 KB PNG 03/21/23(Tue)06:52:09 No.250341473 >fantasy setting has magic and flying creatures >still using horses as main transportation 03/21/23(Tue)06:56:27 No.250341651 Anonymous >>250341473 (OP) # >setting has nuclear energy >still using coal as main energy source >>250341784 # >>250343657 # >>250344673 # >>250346290 # >>250350741 # >>250355196 # >>250355399 # >>250358696 # >>250362753 # >>250371435 # >>250374133 # >>250376847 # >>250377612 # >>250381483 # >>250381567 # >>250384563 # >>250385675 # >>250386814 # >>250395246 # >>250400522 #

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Anonymous 140 KB PNG >be me >19 03/20/23 (Mon)20:29:04 No.72649367 >watch the news >see story about dentist who killed his wife >later mom asks me if i watched the news >tell her i did >asks me if i saw the story about the dentist who killed his wife >tell her i did >asks me "what do you think happened" excuse me? >respond with "i think he killed his wife" >asks me "what do you think he should've done" >respond with "i think he shouldn't have killed her" >she responds with "yeah" >later she comes into my room and tells me "it's good to watch the news so that you can have an opinion on the news" am i autistic? is she autistic? is this normal human conversation? i think i hate talking now
Anonymous 140 KB PNG >be me >19 03/20/23 (Mon)20:29:04 No.72649367 >watch the news >see story about dentist who killed his wife >later mom asks me if i watched the news >tell her i did >asks me if i saw the story about the dentist who killed his wife >tell her i did >asks me "what do you think happened" excuse me? >respond with "i think he killed his wife" >asks me "what do you think he should've done" >respond with "i think he shouldn't have killed her" >she responds with "yeah" >later she comes into my room and tells me "it's good to watch the news so that you can have an opinion on the news" am i autistic? is she autistic? is this normal human conversation? i think i hate talking now

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Anon Plays A Game

18 is 2.72 MB JPG >>3530308 # Anonymous >>3530287 (OP) # Eagle : Anonymous >>3530303 # Eagle >>3530320 # : Anonymous >>3530308 # Eagle >>3530322 # : Anonymous Post an animal that starts with the last letter of the previous post, I'll start >>3530320 # Eagle Bearded vulture 10/09/20(Fri)12:00:41 No.3530303 10/09/20(Fri)12:06:45 No.3530308 10/09/20(Fri)12:15:59 No.3530320 10/09/20 (Fri) 12:16:18 No.3530322
18 is 2.72 MB JPG >>3530308 # Anonymous >>3530287 (OP) # Eagle : Anonymous >>3530303 # Eagle >>3530320 # : Anonymous >>3530308 # Eagle >>3530322 # : Anonymous Post an animal that starts with the last letter of the previous post, I'll start >>3530320 # Eagle Bearded vulture 10/09/20(Fri)12:00:41 No.3530303 10/09/20(Fri)12:06:45 No.3530308 10/09/20(Fri)12:15:59 No.3530320 10/09/20 (Fri) 12:16:18 No.3530322

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06/16/21 (Wed)23:26:33 No.64183663 >talking to girl I like >tell her that every night 1 hour before bedtime I turn off my electronics and drink tea and read a book so I get a good night's sleep >now she calls me "grandma" it's over
06/16/21 (Wed)23:26:33 No.64183663 >talking to girl I like >tell her that every night 1 hour before bedtime I turn off my electronics and drink tea and read a book so I get a good night's sleep >now she calls me "grandma" it's over

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: Anonymous A 38 KB JPG 05/17/22 (Tue)06:02:20 No.878323939 >get ad on YouTube >cover screen >turn off volume >close eyes >count down They will not win.
: Anonymous A 38 KB JPG 05/17/22 (Tue)06:02:20 No.878323939 >get ad on YouTube >cover screen >turn off volume >close eyes >count down They will not win.

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Outside the system

Anonymous 25 KB JPG 6 Replies / 1 Image 05/15/21 (Sat)20:57:57 No.63684304 >chief, this guy has no social media >no job record >no pictures >no girlfriend >he's a ghost View Thread : Anonymous >>63684304 (OP) # >chief, we tried to pull a tail on him, but we cant even tell if hes got a car >he hasnt even got a drivers license on record >and when we looked for an address, the best we got was his mothers house >we did twenty days of surveillance and never saw him come in or out >>63684489 # 05/15/21 (Sat)21:05:57 No.63684381 >we ended up pulling up old tax records, and we cant even find a single job on record >all we found is that, in 2019, he made $26 dollars trading on robinhood >no known associates, address, jobs, nothing >this guy's a pro
Anonymous 25 KB JPG 6 Replies / 1 Image 05/15/21 (Sat)20:57:57 No.63684304 >chief, this guy has no social media >no job record >no pictures >no girlfriend >he's a ghost View Thread : Anonymous >>63684304 (OP) # >chief, we tried to pull a tail on him, but we cant even tell if hes got a car >he hasnt even got a drivers license on record >and when we looked for an address, the best we got was his mothers house >we did twenty days of surveillance and never saw him come in or out >>63684489 # 05/15/21 (Sat)21:05:57 No.63684381 >we ended up pulling up old tax records, and we cant even find a single job on record >all we found is that, in 2019, he made $26 dollars trading on robinhood >no known associates, address, jobs, nothing >this guy's a pro

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Anon gets kebab | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 145 KB JPG 04/29/22(Fri)17:32:59 No.877174970 >i go almost daily to buy kebab from the same place (close both to my house and my work place) >There is this underpaid and overworked arab guy that makes the kebab >I always tip 50% >He always packs my kebab with more meat than usual >He also knows how i like it, big and spicy with all the sauces and a diet pepsi >He gets verry happy when he sees me and he calls me ,,boss,, and ,,brother,, >Today i was sad af but the,,hello boss, the usual?" Made me feel better >Kebab heals people
: Anonymous 145 KB JPG 04/29/22(Fri)17:32:59 No.877174970 >i go almost daily to buy kebab from the same place (close both to my house and my work place) >There is this underpaid and overworked arab guy that makes the kebab >I always tip 50% >He always packs my kebab with more meat than usual >He also knows how i like it, big and spicy with all the sauces and a diet pepsi >He gets verry happy when he sees me and he calls me ,,boss,, and ,,brother,, >Today i was sad af but the,,hello boss, the usual?" Made me feel better >Kebab heals people

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Anon hates Apple. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Boy do I have story for you de(...) 01/12/19(Sat)02:15:35 No.69325789 Apple is the worst f------ company ever, maybe back when Steve Jobs was alive it was a little better and slightly respectable, but h--------, he must be rolling in his grave right 89 KB PNG now. >Be me >Few weeks ago >Go to Apple store to get battery replaced >Spend an hour and thirty minutes walking around, come back >They tell me the phone is missing some parts, so the battery is unreplaceable >Next day >Go to s----- PcFix, feces everywhere, legit the most dingiest f------ place alive >ask to get battery replaced > He goes in the back for fifteen to thirty minutes >Comes back, battery health is replaced and 100% capacity. >Ask if any parts were missing, they weren't. >Pay the 60$ and walk out Planned obsolescence is real boyos
: Anonymous Boy do I have story for you de(...) 01/12/19(Sat)02:15:35 No.69325789 Apple is the worst f------ company ever, maybe back when Steve Jobs was alive it was a little better and slightly respectable, but h--------, he must be rolling in his grave right 89 KB PNG now. >Be me >Few weeks ago >Go to Apple store to get battery replaced >Spend an hour and thirty minutes walking around, come back >They tell me the phone is missing some parts, so the battery is unreplaceable >Next day >Go to s----- PcFix, feces everywhere, legit the most dingiest f------ place alive >ask to get battery replaced > He goes in the back for fifteen to thirty minutes >Comes back, battery health is replaced and 100% capacity. >Ask if any parts were missing, they weren't. >Pay the 60$ and walk out Planned obsolescence is real boyos

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Anon Starts World War Crow

File: 1386662233025.jpg-(11 KB, 247x204, crow.jpg) as O Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)02:57:13 UTC-5 No.520558752 9 So /b/ I've been having fun over the past few weeks and figured I'd share. > Where I work there are thousands of crows that show up every single night. > They hang around for like 4 hours at night, then take off, and show up the next night. > Was reading up on crows because f--- it, interested. > Apparently they're smart as s---. > They recognize faces, and can form preferences in people depending on how they're treated. > A wild idea appears. >I start trying to piss off this group of crows that hang out in the trees near work. > I throw rocks at them, and shake the tree and chase them whenever I can. > Meanwhile, the grass crows across the street, just chill by the mcdicks. > Every time I go to mcd's, I get extra large fries, and feed the grass crows. > They start to like me, while the tree crows hate my s---. > Tree crows throw nuts and try to s--- on me all the time (i dodge bird s--- like I dodge wrenches now) > Grass crows still super bros, and now try to follow me when I walk into mcd's. >I keep this up for a few more weeks, and I'm noticing a bigger divide in the crows. > Grass crows now follow me across the road to make sure I get back to work safe. > Tree crows getting more aggressive and sit on my building and wait for me to walk out. > Ive created a great war between two formerly friendly nations. > World War Crow commences. >I am fueling it with french fries. Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)02:58:03 UTC-5 No.520558845 Replies: >>520559326 > Both nations now jockeying for position near my work. > Grass crows try to defend me as the Tree crows fly over me and throw nuts and rocks at me. > After a few days of tense defense/offense, all goes calm. >l expect the usual squawking and flapping as I walk out, but there's nothing. >I walk out from the covered entry way and look up. > All across the trees surrounding my building are crows. More than there have ever been before. > I recognize one of the grass bros in the tree closest to me. (Called him Reggie. Always gave him the warm fries) >I hear one squawk as one of the tree bros flies out and drops a rock on my shoulder. > All hell breaks loose. > Crows flying all across the sky, and I can hardly see through the clown. > No wonder they call it a murder (huehue) Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)02:59:05 UTC-5 No.520558960 9 >I sit and watch as literally 1000-2000 crows charge at each other. > Bloodied bird carcasses falling left and right. > Sit in awe of what I've created. > Nearly an hour passes and the cloud thins. > Only grassbros left. > Reggie flies down to the ground and lands beside me. > Has big scar across left eye. Gives no f----. >I stand, and all the grassbros look up to me. >I march across the street, and into mcd's, leaving the door open for all the crows to follow. > Cashiers face. >I order 12 XL french fries, and celebrate my grand victory with the grassbros.
File: 1386662233025.jpg-(11 KB, 247x204, crow.jpg) as O Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)02:57:13 UTC-5 No.520558752 9 So /b/ I've been having fun over the past few weeks and figured I'd share. > Where I work there are thousands of crows that show up every single night. > They hang around for like 4 hours at night, then take off, and show up the next night. > Was reading up on crows because f--- it, interested. > Apparently they're smart as s---. > They recognize faces, and can form preferences in people depending on how they're treated. > A wild idea appears. >I start trying to piss off this group of crows that hang out in the trees near work. > I throw rocks at them, and shake the tree and chase them whenever I can. > Meanwhile, the grass crows across the street, just chill by the mcdicks. > Every time I go to mcd's, I get extra large fries, and feed the grass crows. > They start to like me, while the tree crows hate my s---. > Tree crows throw nuts and try to s--- on me all the time (i dodge bird s--- like I dodge wrenches now) > Grass crows still super bros, and now try to follow me when I walk into mcd's. >I keep this up for a few more weeks, and I'm noticing a bigger divide in the crows. > Grass crows now follow me across the road to make sure I get back to work safe. > Tree crows getting more aggressive and sit on my building and wait for me to walk out. > Ive created a great war between two formerly friendly nations. > World War Crow commences. >I am fueling it with french fries. Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)02:58:03 UTC-5 No.520558845 Replies: >>520559326 > Both nations now jockeying for position near my work. > Grass crows try to defend me as the Tree crows fly over me and throw nuts and rocks at me. > After a few days of tense defense/offense, all goes calm. >l expect the usual squawking and flapping as I walk out, but there's nothing. >I walk out from the covered entry way and look up. > All across the trees surrounding my building are crows. More than there have ever been before. > I recognize one of the grass bros in the tree closest to me. (Called him Reggie. Always gave him the warm fries) >I hear one squawk as one of the tree bros flies out and drops a rock on my shoulder. > All hell breaks loose. > Crows flying all across the sky, and I can hardly see through the clown. > No wonder they call it a murder (huehue) Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)02:59:05 UTC-5 No.520558960 9 >I sit and watch as literally 1000-2000 crows charge at each other. > Bloodied bird carcasses falling left and right. > Sit in awe of what I've created. > Nearly an hour passes and the cloud thins. > Only grassbros left. > Reggie flies down to the ground and lands beside me. > Has big scar across left eye. Gives no f----. >I stand, and all the grassbros look up to me. >I march across the street, and into mcd's, leaving the door open for all the crows to follow. > Cashiers face. >I order 12 XL french fries, and celebrate my grand victory with the grassbros.

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A stunning move, truly | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous (ID: TXepHV45 ) File: 24QZZZ6_700b.jpg (72 KB, 700x867) 02/24/22(Thu)10:40:00 No.362846463 >>362846723 >>362846809 >>3 >Invade Ukraine >No one buys your gas >No one buys your dirt >Not even China is willing to stick its neck out for you >Ukrainian land is more expensive to occupy than it gives revenue >occupation is increasingly bloody >You nation is now bankrupt and your government less popular with the people Absolutely brilliant Mr. Putin, truly masterful strategy.
O Anonymous (ID: TXepHV45 ) File: 24QZZZ6_700b.jpg (72 KB, 700x867) 02/24/22(Thu)10:40:00 No.362846463 >>362846723 >>362846809 >>3 >Invade Ukraine >No one buys your gas >No one buys your dirt >Not even China is willing to stick its neck out for you >Ukrainian land is more expensive to occupy than it gives revenue >occupation is increasingly bloody >You nation is now bankrupt and your government less popular with the people Absolutely brilliant Mr. Putin, truly masterful strategy.

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Anon saves a life | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 49013359 2 hr. ago •. Gave up comfy semi-neet life for p----. >Start Uni >Have a 1bd apartment, tv, pc, and all my favorite vidya > All payed for by student loans( The Devil's neet bucks) >Live this comfy life for 3 years straight >One day while walking home see a skelly kitty. >Take her back to my place and feed her. >Plan on taking her to the shelter >Never got around to it >One day kitty stops eating or drinking or playing. >This happened for three days straight and on the third day I panicked and wen to the urgent care vet. >Vet says something is stuck in her tummy >She asks if they can proceed with surgery. >Do what you gotta do n---- >Operation is successful, f--- yes. >Vet hands me the bill. 13.6 kB JPG >THREE THOUSAND F------ DOLLARS >Tell them I cant pay for this s--- >She says "Hey you can do a payment plan. But if you miss one payment for more than two months, a collection agency will be up on your ass. >Agree. sign some papers and start looking for a job >Takes a f------ month to finally get one interview as cashier at a BP station. >Trump'seconomy.pdf >My life now consists of going to school, then work, then studying, then playing with the little one. >Every night, her tiny 3 month body sleeps on my belly. I think its worth it bros.
Anonymous 49013359 2 hr. ago •. Gave up comfy semi-neet life for p----. >Start Uni >Have a 1bd apartment, tv, pc, and all my favorite vidya > All payed for by student loans( The Devil's neet bucks) >Live this comfy life for 3 years straight >One day while walking home see a skelly kitty. >Take her back to my place and feed her. >Plan on taking her to the shelter >Never got around to it >One day kitty stops eating or drinking or playing. >This happened for three days straight and on the third day I panicked and wen to the urgent care vet. >Vet says something is stuck in her tummy >She asks if they can proceed with surgery. >Do what you gotta do n---- >Operation is successful, f--- yes. >Vet hands me the bill. 13.6 kB JPG >THREE THOUSAND F------ DOLLARS >Tell them I cant pay for this s--- >She says "Hey you can do a payment plan. But if you miss one payment for more than two months, a collection agency will be up on your ass. >Agree. sign some papers and start looking for a job >Takes a f------ month to finally get one interview as cashier at a BP station. >Trump'seconomy.pdf >My life now consists of going to school, then work, then studying, then playing with the little one. >Every night, her tiny 3 month body sleeps on my belly. I think its worth it bros.

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Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)01:30:00 No.53878455 >>53878466 >>53878475 >>53878439 >she if it has a penis it isnt a "she" Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)01:30:54 No.53878466 File: 410gxVYu08L. _SX425_jpg (21 KB, 425x408) >>53878515 >>53878455 I'm straight so whatever makes my d--- hard is a woman f----- reddit
Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)01:30:00 No.53878455 >>53878466 >>53878475 >>53878439 >she if it has a penis it isnt a "she" Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)01:30:54 No.53878466 File: 410gxVYu08L. _SX425_jpg (21 KB, 425x408) >>53878515 >>53878455 I'm straight so whatever makes my d--- hard is a woman f----- reddit

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: Anonymous 12/07/21(Tue)05:55:10 No.868146754 >almost completely unregulated >incompatible with traffic jams >no note >no insurance needed >no license needed >fuel it with determination and whatever 148 KB JPG you ate for breakfast this morning >probably one of the most fuel-efficient vehicles in existence, come to think of it >goes as far and as fast as you can >no need for parking lots, just leave it anywhere there is a secure structure you can attach it to >and even if someone does steal it, it's so inexpensive you could literally just buy another no problem >physically improves you while you use it >plain ol' fun >minimal environmental impact >collisions are significantly less likely to kill or even injure >if entire cities were designed around these the way they are with cars, everyone would be fine with it >doesn't even need seatbelts why is the automobile viewed as the ultimate symbol of freedom again?
: Anonymous 12/07/21(Tue)05:55:10 No.868146754 >almost completely unregulated >incompatible with traffic jams >no note >no insurance needed >no license needed >fuel it with determination and whatever 148 KB JPG you ate for breakfast this morning >probably one of the most fuel-efficient vehicles in existence, come to think of it >goes as far and as fast as you can >no need for parking lots, just leave it anywhere there is a secure structure you can attach it to >and even if someone does steal it, it's so inexpensive you could literally just buy another no problem >physically improves you while you use it >plain ol' fun >minimal environmental impact >collisions are significantly less likely to kill or even injure >if entire cities were designed around these the way they are with cars, everyone would be fine with it >doesn't even need seatbelts why is the automobile viewed as the ultimate symbol of freedom again?

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