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Anonymous 01/19/22(Wed)22:57:19 No.870984116 IMG_20220119_225458.jpg 354 KB JPG >beat millions of other sperms in the race to the egg >their ghosts torment you as you live the life they should've had Was it worth it anon?
Anonymous 01/19/22(Wed)22:57:19 No.870984116 IMG_20220119_225458.jpg 354 KB JPG >beat millions of other sperms in the race to the egg >their ghosts torment you as you live the life they should've had Was it worth it anon?

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Bittersweet life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)15:42:22 No.78182673 LayneStaley-02_reference-01_02.jpg 33 KB JPG >world famous rockstar >had multiple lifetimes worth of wealth >access to all the beautiful women >locks himself in his room and does every drug under the sun until death Life just sucks no matter what, huh?
: Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)15:42:22 No.78182673 LayneStaley-02_reference-01_02.jpg 33 KB JPG >world famous rockstar >had multiple lifetimes worth of wealth >access to all the beautiful women >locks himself in his room and does every drug under the sun until death Life just sucks no matter what, huh?

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The Shareholders meeting | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: G318L2b) 07/25/24(Thu)11:41:02 No.475573061>>475573146>>475574581 >>475574719>>475577512 >>475578308 >>475578819 >>475588504>>475589488 >>475607542 >>475608426 >>475608641 >>475610924 7us3eghiuled1.jpg (113 KB, 1080x888) google yandex igdb wait >>475572951 Arsen Ostrovsky & @Ostrov_A. 28m Netanyahu is barely able to go two sentences without receiving applause. Much of it standing too! There is immense support here. JOINT MEETING OF CONGRESS 53 122 823 ili 8.1K LIVE 2:06 pm ET C-SPAN Anonymous (ID: JmCexuxm) 07/25/24(Thu)11:42:33 No.475573146 >>475578660 >>475601114 1528853521018.jpg (69 KB, 545x448) google yandex iqdb wait >>475573061 Just like North Korea and China's conferences. Anonymous (ID: 7sirk+bR) 07/25/24(Thu)13:08:49 No.475578660 >>475580894 >>475587441 >>475588312 >>475603964 >>475573146 Yep, but there is a difference. China's leader is Chinese. North Korea's leader is North Korean. America's leader is.. israeli.
Anonymous (ID: G318L2b) 07/25/24(Thu)11:41:02 No.475573061>>475573146>>475574581 >>475574719>>475577512 >>475578308 >>475578819 >>475588504>>475589488 >>475607542 >>475608426 >>475608641 >>475610924 7us3eghiuled1.jpg (113 KB, 1080x888) google yandex igdb wait >>475572951 Arsen Ostrovsky & @Ostrov_A. 28m Netanyahu is barely able to go two sentences without receiving applause. Much of it standing too! There is immense support here. JOINT MEETING OF CONGRESS 53 122 823 ili 8.1K LIVE 2:06 pm ET C-SPAN Anonymous (ID: JmCexuxm) 07/25/24(Thu)11:42:33 No.475573146 >>475578660 >>475601114 1528853521018.jpg (69 KB, 545x448) google yandex iqdb wait >>475573061 Just like North Korea and China's conferences. Anonymous (ID: 7sirk+bR) 07/25/24(Thu)13:08:49 No.475578660 >>475580894 >>475587441 >>475588312 >>475603964 >>475573146 Yep, but there is a difference. China's leader is Chinese. North Korea's leader is North Korean. America's leader is.. israeli.

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First to Fight | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)23:25:16 No.78183464 Joseph-Gerdvil.jpg 809 KB JPG how I smile at women on the street
: Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)23:25:16 No.78183464 Joseph-Gerdvil.jpg 809 KB JPG how I smile at women on the street

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Lovely immersion | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)05:31:38 No.682905607 Nagi Reccetear.gif 35 KB GIF >playing a game >actually having a ton of fun with it >suddenly a female character in the game steals your heart forever and you're in love This ever happen to you?
: Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)05:31:38 No.682905607 Nagi Reccetear.gif 35 KB GIF >playing a game >actually having a ton of fun with it >suddenly a female character in the game steals your heart forever and you're in love This ever happen to you?

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anon theorizes | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/23/18(Sun) 22:13:47 No.432751623 >>432751802 >>432751863 >>432752283 File: 2dd.jpg (37 KB, 600x600) >>432750294 # The more I thought about it the more I realized why this took off so fast. >Bowser is big, strong and assertive when it comes to romance >Bowser acts self confident, but often is worried about looking good, suggesting insecurity >Bowser is a romantic, who in the past made plans for dinner dates, and wants a perfect marriage >Is antagonistic and mean sometimes, but in a dorky endearing way Bowser has been best girl this entire god damned time.
Anonymous 09/23/18(Sun) 22:13:47 No.432751623 >>432751802 >>432751863 >>432752283 File: 2dd.jpg (37 KB, 600x600) >>432750294 # The more I thought about it the more I realized why this took off so fast. >Bowser is big, strong and assertive when it comes to romance >Bowser acts self confident, but often is worried about looking good, suggesting insecurity >Bowser is a romantic, who in the past made plans for dinner dates, and wants a perfect marriage >Is antagonistic and mean sometimes, but in a dorky endearing way Bowser has been best girl this entire god damned time.

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Earl of Sandwich | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/27/21 (Fri)21:13:07 No.65157997 52 KB JPG >>65156362 >live in a bad part of town >work at a grocery store >always give hobos the food the store wants to throw out >on cold days, I make a big jug of coffee and hand it out to them >no one ever asks me for cash because they know I'm broke >am known as the "sandwich man" because I usually make sandwiches for them >last year, got mugged walking back home >5 seconds after being confronted I hear "AYO GET AWAY FROM THE SANDWICH MAN!" >4 or 5 homeless guys run to me from half a block away yelling at the mugger to get away from me despite him having a knife >he ran off after they came and they chased after him >follow and there was like 10 of them gathered around and he was pinned to the ground >one called the police and they arrested the guy >was told "if anyone f---- with you sandwich man, we got your back" >mfw I basically have a street gang by giving away day old sandwich meat and bread I am told to throw in the trash
: Anonymous 08/27/21 (Fri)21:13:07 No.65157997 52 KB JPG >>65156362 >live in a bad part of town >work at a grocery store >always give hobos the food the store wants to throw out >on cold days, I make a big jug of coffee and hand it out to them >no one ever asks me for cash because they know I'm broke >am known as the "sandwich man" because I usually make sandwiches for them >last year, got mugged walking back home >5 seconds after being confronted I hear "AYO GET AWAY FROM THE SANDWICH MAN!" >4 or 5 homeless guys run to me from half a block away yelling at the mugger to get away from me despite him having a knife >he ran off after they came and they chased after him >follow and there was like 10 of them gathered around and he was pinned to the ground >one called the police and they arrested the guy >was told "if anyone f---- with you sandwich man, we got your back" >mfw I basically have a street gang by giving away day old sandwich meat and bread I am told to throw in the trash

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Anon is curving | /r/Greentext

. 38m (07/25/24 20:02) 78281736 - 4 Re - 0 Img JPG 87KB (1080 × 1080) · 44705681.jpg 1 Reply >Be me >Straight Man in my 30s >3 men in the past month have told me I'm very attractive, One straight up asked me to f--- him. >Never in my life been told I'm attractive by women, and have had all of my advances on women snubbed What does this mean? Why is it like this?
. 38m (07/25/24 20:02) 78281736 - 4 Re - 0 Img JPG 87KB (1080 × 1080) · 44705681.jpg 1 Reply >Be me >Straight Man in my 30s >3 men in the past month have told me I'm very attractive, One straight up asked me to f--- him. >Never in my life been told I'm attractive by women, and have had all of my advances on women snubbed What does this mean? Why is it like this?

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anon ascends | /r/Greentext

File: hospital.jpg (1.88 MB, 3024x4032) ☐ Your time is just about up Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)10:02:39 No.921885988 >>921886526 You're leaning back in your hospital bed. The sun is shining through the window as birds chirp, as kids play, as the wind blows. It's a beautiful day. You wish you could go outside one last time. You turn away from the window. You see your family. Your son, your daughter-in-law, your grandkids, even your great-grandkids. And...your wife. They all have tears in their eyes as they know your time is coming to an end. You're not sad. You've lived a good, long life. You're prepared for whatever comes next. You've gone deaf, but as you flatline, you see your wife mutter some words. You can make them out as you read her lips. "I love you." At first... you know nothing. But then, you hear it. Life. People talking, animals exploring. You open your eyes to see the sun shining down on you. There's clouds in the sky. Is this... Heaven? You look around to see all your dead family members. It must be. You hear footsteps. Turning, you see... a man? It's hard to tell. His nose is big, his clothing ragged, his ears... like trumpets? His skin... green? Before you can say anything, he speaks. "Welcome to my swamp, laddeh. I've been waiting for ya." Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)10:14:04 No.921886526 File: 1448283592078.gif (985 KB, 500x375) >>921885988 (OP) Might be because I'm high right now but this really got me in a good way.
File: hospital.jpg (1.88 MB, 3024x4032) ☐ Your time is just about up Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)10:02:39 No.921885988 >>921886526 You're leaning back in your hospital bed. The sun is shining through the window as birds chirp, as kids play, as the wind blows. It's a beautiful day. You wish you could go outside one last time. You turn away from the window. You see your family. Your son, your daughter-in-law, your grandkids, even your great-grandkids. And...your wife. They all have tears in their eyes as they know your time is coming to an end. You're not sad. You've lived a good, long life. You're prepared for whatever comes next. You've gone deaf, but as you flatline, you see your wife mutter some words. You can make them out as you read her lips. "I love you." At first... you know nothing. But then, you hear it. Life. People talking, animals exploring. You open your eyes to see the sun shining down on you. There's clouds in the sky. Is this... Heaven? You look around to see all your dead family members. It must be. You hear footsteps. Turning, you see... a man? It's hard to tell. His nose is big, his clothing ragged, his ears... like trumpets? His skin... green? Before you can say anything, he speaks. "Welcome to my swamp, laddeh. I've been waiting for ya." Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)10:14:04 No.921886526 File: 1448283592078.gif (985 KB, 500x375) >>921885988 (OP) Might be because I'm high right now but this really got me in a good way.

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They didn't drop the ball (yet) | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous July 22, 2024 07/24/24(Wed)21:36:08 No.683656198 Baldur's Gate 3 Still Reaching 100K Daily Steam Players One Year After Launch By Avinash Jaisrani ✓ Expert Verified By Baldur's Gate 3 Has Stood The Test Of Time! Steam charts 69,246 players right now 112,973 SHARE f Facebook X Twitter + 0 Comments 24-hour peak Share Compare with others... 875,343 all-time peak 11 months ago SteamDB info Story Highlight • Baldur's Gate 3 will be officially one year old in a few days. • The RPG still consistently hits more than 100K concurrent players on Steam daily. • With this type of staying power, it can rival many live service games. >outlasts Palworld >outlasts Helldivers 2 1.jpg 808 KB JPG >outlasts Dragon's Dogma 2 >has better player retention in first year of release than Elden Ring, Hogwarts, Cyberpunk, and Red Dead 2 How did a small Belgian studio BTFO the industry like this?
: Anonymous July 22, 2024 07/24/24(Wed)21:36:08 No.683656198 Baldur's Gate 3 Still Reaching 100K Daily Steam Players One Year After Launch By Avinash Jaisrani ✓ Expert Verified By Baldur's Gate 3 Has Stood The Test Of Time! Steam charts 69,246 players right now 112,973 SHARE f Facebook X Twitter + 0 Comments 24-hour peak Share Compare with others... 875,343 all-time peak 11 months ago SteamDB info Story Highlight • Baldur's Gate 3 will be officially one year old in a few days. • The RPG still consistently hits more than 100K concurrent players on Steam daily. • With this type of staying power, it can rival many live service games. >outlasts Palworld >outlasts Helldivers 2 1.jpg 808 KB JPG >outlasts Dragon's Dogma 2 >has better player retention in first year of release than Elden Ring, Hogwarts, Cyberpunk, and Red Dead 2 How did a small Belgian studio BTFO the industry like this?

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Slow down tubby! You're not on the moon yet! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 80 KB JPG 01/10/22(Mon)14:18:43 No.66928349 >be me, fat kid munching on a pie in 5th grade >random old guy sees me, tells me to slow down and leave some for later >get embarrassed and furious at the audacity of this old man >many years later i am severely overweight and on 4chan He was right
: Anonymous 80 KB JPG 01/10/22(Mon)14:18:43 No.66928349 >be me, fat kid munching on a pie in 5th grade >random old guy sees me, tells me to slow down and leave some for later >get embarrassed and furious at the audacity of this old man >many years later i am severely overweight and on 4chan He was right

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Milf mod deficiency | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed) 05:46:09 No.682906398 IMG_0284.jpg 421 KB JPG >Mods to make older women young are everywhere >Almost none for enhancing older women or making young women older Preferring older women is a curse
: Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed) 05:46:09 No.682906398 IMG_0284.jpg 421 KB JPG >Mods to make older women young are everywhere >Almost none for enhancing older women or making young women older Preferring older women is a curse

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Anon dreams of CN | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 61 KB JPG 07/25/24(Thu)13:47:27 No.78276259 >be me, 8 years old, 2000 >I wake up some saturday morning to the sound of my dad coming home >He bought a copy of Windows for the family >I think it was ME, and I was super excited as I always like anything we upgraded >I did my normal routine, brushing teeth, eating breakfast, watching CN and waiting for my dad to settle down after coming home >I put CN down at a lower volume to help my dad focus on setting ME up >I was so excited to try the internet with this new operating system, and was even arguing with my sister because she wanted to use it first >It was a very sunny day, a day of saturday morning cartoons. >be me, 16 years old, 2024 >It's thursday on a hot summer day >none of it ever existed >I wouldn't have even existed >it was all a dream >but why would I dream a time I never experienced? > Where am I? Why am I? Why do we deceit ourselves a better life without ever intending to do so?
Anonymous 61 KB JPG 07/25/24(Thu)13:47:27 No.78276259 >be me, 8 years old, 2000 >I wake up some saturday morning to the sound of my dad coming home >He bought a copy of Windows for the family >I think it was ME, and I was super excited as I always like anything we upgraded >I did my normal routine, brushing teeth, eating breakfast, watching CN and waiting for my dad to settle down after coming home >I put CN down at a lower volume to help my dad focus on setting ME up >I was so excited to try the internet with this new operating system, and was even arguing with my sister because she wanted to use it first >It was a very sunny day, a day of saturday morning cartoons. >be me, 16 years old, 2024 >It's thursday on a hot summer day >none of it ever existed >I wouldn't have even existed >it was all a dream >but why would I dream a time I never experienced? > Where am I? Why am I? Why do we deceit ourselves a better life without ever intending to do so?

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I miss BioShock | /r/Greentext

>is he dead yet? >I... think so? he's been staring at us without moving a muscle for a while now. >should we just leave him here? >that's kinda f--- >HE MOVED! >*multiple Elizabeths* AAAAAAHHHH >HOLDING HIM DOWN, HOLD HIM DOWN!
>is he dead yet? >I... think so? he's been staring at us without moving a muscle for a while now. >should we just leave him here? >that's kinda f--- >HE MOVED! >*multiple Elizabeths* AAAAAAHHHH >HOLDING HIM DOWN, HOLD HIM DOWN!

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Anon Goes To Therapy | /r/Greentext

Therapy Anonymous 07/25/24(Thu)15:24:02 No.78273657 >be me >autistic >f----- up in brain so have to go to therapy >have really cool therapist >probably like 8/10, really like her but keep it professional >therapy ends >not going to see her again >only person I cared about in years >cry.exe What is this s---?? Therapy is supposed to help and instead I'm f----- up even more now. Idk just post your mean replies so I can be mad at you or something.
Therapy Anonymous 07/25/24(Thu)15:24:02 No.78273657 >be me >autistic >f----- up in brain so have to go to therapy >have really cool therapist >probably like 8/10, really like her but keep it professional >therapy ends >not going to see her again >only person I cared about in years >cry.exe What is this s---?? Therapy is supposed to help and instead I'm f----- up even more now. Idk just post your mean replies so I can be mad at you or something.

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Anon is working | /r/Greentext

27 KB JPG >get a job at a huge organization >fully virtual >a year later, manager rage quits >team is a mess >new manager comes in but never contacts me >I never contact her >I don't think I was ever officially assigned to her so she probably doesn't even know I exist >slowly divert my work to different people in the company >nothing to do >no one to report to >I've been getting paid for free >it's been four months
27 KB JPG >get a job at a huge organization >fully virtual >a year later, manager rage quits >team is a mess >new manager comes in but never contacts me >I never contact her >I don't think I was ever officially assigned to her so she probably doesn't even know I exist >slowly divert my work to different people in the company >nothing to do >no one to report to >I've been getting paid for free >it's been four months

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Cultural differences | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous + 07/23/24(Tue)07:52:05 No.200088267 Wowimatard - 8h 3 Awards I remember going to my swedish friends house. And while we were playing in his room, his mom yelled that dinner was ready. And check this. He told me to WAIT in his room while they ate. That was feking wild. Reply 10.4k 1721665260886269.jpg 127 KB JPG Sweden.... W--.........
O Anonymous + 07/23/24(Tue)07:52:05 No.200088267 Wowimatard - 8h 3 Awards I remember going to my swedish friends house. And while we were playing in his room, his mom yelled that dinner was ready. And check this. He told me to WAIT in his room while they ate. That was feking wild. Reply 10.4k 1721665260886269.jpg 127 KB JPG Sweden.... W--.........

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Anon goes incelmaxxed after bad relationship experience | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous w My 20 year mation dways had a vision at howl wanted to look and feeli just didn't know wwe pamte betur. To athering what I shut and shouldn't. Ute is the short to live unhappy so imode big changes (23 n the left 43 on the right To the own at be us 1.38 MB PNG 07/25/24(Thu)12:31:16 No.78272479 >be me >incel >meet legit femcel through work >we get together >lose our virginities together >she is my whole world >two years later >planning on having children >about to move in together >she gets a new job >male coworkers start hitting on her >despite everything we went through together and all our plans she leaves me and becomes a turbo slut for the guys at her work >saw her walking on the street a few months later >almost didn't recognise her, dyed blonde roastie hair, face cakes in makeup and dressed like a literal prostitute Guys I wish I was making this s--- up Somehow being with a woman made me hate women even more than when I was an incel : Anonymous >>78272479 (OP) # 07/25/24(Thu)12:37:52 No.78272518 People are not saying women are nothing but common w----- for no reason whatsoever, all women are sluts, never forget it and remember to always hold on to that when you start ot imagine they deserve respect. If she's not w------ around mindlessly, she just has not had the chance to do it. If any kind of a chance for it happens she will take it and she will be a w---- : Anonymous >>78272479 (OP) # 07/25/24(Thu)12:39:10 No.78272525 op is gay and made that all up
: Anonymous w My 20 year mation dways had a vision at howl wanted to look and feeli just didn't know wwe pamte betur. To athering what I shut and shouldn't. Ute is the short to live unhappy so imode big changes (23 n the left 43 on the right To the own at be us 1.38 MB PNG 07/25/24(Thu)12:31:16 No.78272479 >be me >incel >meet legit femcel through work >we get together >lose our virginities together >she is my whole world >two years later >planning on having children >about to move in together >she gets a new job >male coworkers start hitting on her >despite everything we went through together and all our plans she leaves me and becomes a turbo slut for the guys at her work >saw her walking on the street a few months later >almost didn't recognise her, dyed blonde roastie hair, face cakes in makeup and dressed like a literal prostitute Guys I wish I was making this s--- up Somehow being with a woman made me hate women even more than when I was an incel : Anonymous >>78272479 (OP) # 07/25/24(Thu)12:37:52 No.78272518 People are not saying women are nothing but common w----- for no reason whatsoever, all women are sluts, never forget it and remember to always hold on to that when you start ot imagine they deserve respect. If she's not w------ around mindlessly, she just has not had the chance to do it. If any kind of a chance for it happens she will take it and she will be a w---- : Anonymous >>78272479 (OP) # 07/25/24(Thu)12:39:10 No.78272525 op is gay and made that all up

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Anon is a clown | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/02/24(Sat) 10:23:55 No.914761935 >be me, typical class clown loser >in math class, goofing off >while doing an equation on the whiteboard, the teacher asks us to calculate 324 x 67 for her >being the class clown I blurt out a random number and then tell everyone I'm one of those genius human calculators as a joke 272 KB JPG >to everyone's complete shock, myself included, I ended up guessing the correct number somehow >everyone now thinks I'm some kinda mathematical genius What do I do guys? This is the first time I've actually gotten any respect from my peers and it feels awesome. But I know I'll get exposed for the fraud I am sooner or later and I'll go back to being a loser
Anonymous 03/02/24(Sat) 10:23:55 No.914761935 >be me, typical class clown loser >in math class, goofing off >while doing an equation on the whiteboard, the teacher asks us to calculate 324 x 67 for her >being the class clown I blurt out a random number and then tell everyone I'm one of those genius human calculators as a joke 272 KB JPG >to everyone's complete shock, myself included, I ended up guessing the correct number somehow >everyone now thinks I'm some kinda mathematical genius What do I do guys? This is the first time I've actually gotten any respect from my peers and it feels awesome. But I know I'll get exposed for the fraud I am sooner or later and I'll go back to being a loser

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The rape dwarf is coming | /r/Greentext

Anonymous The dwarf 393 KB JPG friends house > oh f--- 07/07/19(Sun)13:28:51 No.53265142 >Be me, home alone > parents arr at a party > midnight, hear someone come inside > I call out "how was the party?" > no response... > get a text from my mom saying they're staying the night at their > hear something coming upstairs > It giggles > with each step I hear its c--- thump on the stairs The r--- dwarf is coming Help me anons
Anonymous The dwarf 393 KB JPG friends house > oh f--- 07/07/19(Sun)13:28:51 No.53265142 >Be me, home alone > parents arr at a party > midnight, hear someone come inside > I call out "how was the party?" > no response... > get a text from my mom saying they're staying the night at their > hear something coming upstairs > It giggles > with each step I hear its c--- thump on the stairs The r--- dwarf is coming Help me anons

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