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Anonymous ☑ VAPORLAX SALTS SOM WARNING: This product contains ARNING:This ProNicotine. Nicotine ans nicotine No is an addictive an addictive chen chemical. 152 KB JPG 05/05/24(Sun)18:50:06 No.917941448 >girlfriend has a bad vaping addiction >gets very frustrated with herself because she's tried several times to quit >idea >figure out how to take apart the juice bottles she uses and put them together all without looking like they were tampered with >use dilution formula to decrease the nicotine concentration from 50% to 49%, hiding the extra bottles of juice I used >she went through a bottle a week on her own >over the course of last year, I would lower her juice's nicotine percentage by 1 every bottle >she just hit 0% a month ago >unsure how to tell her, I waited >she quits vaping 8 days ago, saying she felt less and less urge to hit it >just told me this is the best and most confident she ever felt on quitting, and she's amazed with herself >hug her and tell her I'm extremely proud of her Yeah I'm not gonna tell her what I did, it boosted the hell out of her self-confidence thinking she quit on her own, and I'm not taking that from her
Anonymous ☑ VAPORLAX SALTS SOM WARNING: This product contains ARNING:This ProNicotine. Nicotine ans nicotine No is an addictive an addictive chen chemical. 152 KB JPG 05/05/24(Sun)18:50:06 No.917941448 >girlfriend has a bad vaping addiction >gets very frustrated with herself because she's tried several times to quit >idea >figure out how to take apart the juice bottles she uses and put them together all without looking like they were tampered with >use dilution formula to decrease the nicotine concentration from 50% to 49%, hiding the extra bottles of juice I used >she went through a bottle a week on her own >over the course of last year, I would lower her juice's nicotine percentage by 1 every bottle >she just hit 0% a month ago >unsure how to tell her, I waited >she quits vaping 8 days ago, saying she felt less and less urge to hit it >just told me this is the best and most confident she ever felt on quitting, and she's amazed with herself >hug her and tell her I'm extremely proud of her Yeah I'm not gonna tell her what I did, it boosted the hell out of her self-confidence thinking she quit on her own, and I'm not taking that from her

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Anon is a fucking dumbass. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/20/24(Sat)23:36:12 No. 199995783 1659996801577229.jpg 219 KB JPG >mom frequently texts me asking me how im doing/how much she loves me >usually don't bother to reply because lazy f--- >she died recently >open text messages >the last message she ever sent was "Miss you baby" which i ignored iyc?
Anonymous 07/20/24(Sat)23:36:12 No. 199995783 1659996801577229.jpg 219 KB JPG >mom frequently texts me asking me how im doing/how much she loves me >usually don't bother to reply because lazy f--- >she died recently >open text messages >the last message she ever sent was "Miss you baby" which i ignored iyc?

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Anon is confused. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 60 KB PNG 07/24/24(Wed)14:14:01 No.683580675 >l pirate movies ___(ツ)_/¯ >l pirate music __(ツ)_¯ >I pirate software __(ツ)」 >I pirate video games (Д) -- Why do people act like this?
: Anonymous 60 KB PNG 07/24/24(Wed)14:14:01 No.683580675 >l pirate movies ___(ツ)_/¯ >l pirate music __(ツ)_¯ >I pirate software __(ツ)」 >I pirate video games (Д) -- Why do people act like this?

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Bisexual dichotomy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/22/24(Mon)17:29:16 No.78240855 1721613821292113.jpg 408 KB JPG >women are beautiful but are evil, annoying and have a dogshit personality >men are gross looking but are cool and funny Imagine being a bi f-----, you'd get btfo from both sides kek
: Anonymous 07/22/24(Mon)17:29:16 No.78240855 1721613821292113.jpg 408 KB JPG >women are beautiful but are evil, annoying and have a dogshit personality >men are gross looking but are cool and funny Imagine being a bi f-----, you'd get btfo from both sides kek

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Stonehenge was a warning | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_4181.jpg (394 KB, 1920x1080) ☐ Anonymous | 03/09/24(Sat)21:41:04 No.194669181 >>194669262 >>194669307 >>194669323 >>194669355 >>194669378 >>194670384 >>194670886 >>194670968 >>194671007 >>194674831 >>194675836 >>194677965 >>194678666 >>194679389 >>194679929 >>194682843 why is this a world wonder? >> Anonymous | 03/09/24(Sat)21:44:38 No. 194669323 >>194669425 >>194669465 >>194669634 >>194670418 >>194671007 >>194672853 >>194674548 >>194674597 >>194674791 >>194676243 >>194676603 >>194677693 >>194677838 >>194679193 >>194679225 >>194679389 >>194679421 >>194680918 >>194682027 >>194682073 >>194683535 >>194683557 >>194683612 >>194683628 >>194683657 File: 1546373096994.png (58 KB, 1248x870) >>194669181 (OP). >why is this a world wonder? The color, gaps and bizarre arrangement accurately predicted the present-day british smile
File: IMG_4181.jpg (394 KB, 1920x1080) ☐ Anonymous | 03/09/24(Sat)21:41:04 No.194669181 >>194669262 >>194669307 >>194669323 >>194669355 >>194669378 >>194670384 >>194670886 >>194670968 >>194671007 >>194674831 >>194675836 >>194677965 >>194678666 >>194679389 >>194679929 >>194682843 why is this a world wonder? >> Anonymous | 03/09/24(Sat)21:44:38 No. 194669323 >>194669425 >>194669465 >>194669634 >>194670418 >>194671007 >>194672853 >>194674548 >>194674597 >>194674791 >>194676243 >>194676603 >>194677693 >>194677838 >>194679193 >>194679225 >>194679389 >>194679421 >>194680918 >>194682027 >>194682073 >>194683535 >>194683557 >>194683612 >>194683628 >>194683657 File: 1546373096994.png (58 KB, 1248x870) >>194669181 (OP). >why is this a world wonder? The color, gaps and bizarre arrangement accurately predicted the present-day british smile

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For Prosperity | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/12/24(Fri)02:56:07 No.144467067 Those still living... ...Shall envy THE DEAD. 171984738206923572.jpg 120 KB JPG >live in Hawaii >the Hawaiian population consist of mainly just quarter of Nanis and a fuckton of old Asian dudes/chicks REEEEEEEEEEEE WHERE THE F--- IS MY CUTE HAWAIIAN GF???
Anonymous 07/12/24(Fri)02:56:07 No.144467067 Those still living... ...Shall envy THE DEAD. 171984738206923572.jpg 120 KB JPG >live in Hawaii >the Hawaiian population consist of mainly just quarter of Nanis and a fuckton of old Asian dudes/chicks REEEEEEEEEEEE WHERE THE F--- IS MY CUTE HAWAIIAN GF???

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Anon tries to feed elephants. | /r/Greentext

8h (07/27/24 19:58) 4848735 16 Re. 1 Img JPG 33KB (600x632) 1715039016469500.jpg 4 Replies >be me >at the zoo, just chilling >decide to feed the elephants because it's allowed >got some fruits and veggies, all good stuff >having a good time, elephants seem happy >kid nearby sees me feeding them >kid starts shouting "He's feeding the elephants gummi bears!" >w--.jpg >people around start looking at me like I'm some kind of monster >try to explain it's just fruits and veggies >nobody listens >everyone believes the kid >parents start telling me to leave the zoo >mfw I'm just trying to enjoy my day >mfw it gets super awkward >have to leave before things get worse >just wanted to feed some elephants, now I'm the villain
8h (07/27/24 19:58) 4848735 16 Re. 1 Img JPG 33KB (600x632) 1715039016469500.jpg 4 Replies >be me >at the zoo, just chilling >decide to feed the elephants because it's allowed >got some fruits and veggies, all good stuff >having a good time, elephants seem happy >kid nearby sees me feeding them >kid starts shouting "He's feeding the elephants gummi bears!" >w--.jpg >people around start looking at me like I'm some kind of monster >try to explain it's just fruits and veggies >nobody listens >everyone believes the kid >parents start telling me to leave the zoo >mfw I'm just trying to enjoy my day >mfw it gets super awkward >have to leave before things get worse >just wanted to feed some elephants, now I'm the villain

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Religious misjudgement | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/21/24(Sun)20:30:30 No.201551320 >They know hell is real KingPaimon.png 1.05 MB PNG >Decide to worship a demon king instead of gods/angels or whatever Why would the cultists in hereditary willingly condemn themselves to eternal torment in hell?
Anonymous 07/21/24(Sun)20:30:30 No.201551320 >They know hell is real KingPaimon.png 1.05 MB PNG >Decide to worship a demon king instead of gods/angels or whatever Why would the cultists in hereditary willingly condemn themselves to eternal torment in hell?

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They didn't have a crowbar | /r/Greentext

1.89 MB PNG >this took over earth in 7 hours, has the entirety of humanity under its heels, and has conquered numerous other worlds and galaxy's >gets beaten by a nerd with a crowbar and like a couple dozen bulgarian dudes with beanies and shotguns how??? the combine is set up to be this great technological unstoppable threat and it gets beaten so damn easily
1.89 MB PNG >this took over earth in 7 hours, has the entirety of humanity under its heels, and has conquered numerous other worlds and galaxy's >gets beaten by a nerd with a crowbar and like a couple dozen bulgarian dudes with beanies and shotguns how??? the combine is set up to be this great technological unstoppable threat and it gets beaten so damn easily

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Spacial effects | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/21/24(Sun)02:05:23 No.201523356 O-STAR-WARS-facebook.jpg 306 KB JPG >fire >sound of an explosion >in space >where there is no oxygen
: Anonymous 07/21/24(Sun)02:05:23 No.201523356 O-STAR-WARS-facebook.jpg 306 KB JPG >fire >sound of an explosion >in space >where there is no oxygen

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Anon is panicking. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 188 KB PNG 10/06/22(Thu)22:32:25 No.70486472 >new guy at work started this week >he's small, like 5'5 but not pathetic and thin small just short >long blonde hair, blue eyes >really pleasant face, round and soft features >didn't think about it until we were taking a break and talking >he asked me a question and I looked over and he looked deep into my eyes >unironically froze up >his expression was almost mystical, I couldn't look away >stammer out an answer and move on >now every time I see him I catch myself looking at his ass >think about how his slender frame makes me want to grab him around the shoulders >everything he does is graceful >he unironically is just elegant >I catch myself trying to impress him constantly >accidentally laugh at every slight joke he makes >realized today that I was eagerly waiting for him to show up dudes what the f--- I'm not gay I've been attracted to women my whole life what is going on
Anonymous 188 KB PNG 10/06/22(Thu)22:32:25 No.70486472 >new guy at work started this week >he's small, like 5'5 but not pathetic and thin small just short >long blonde hair, blue eyes >really pleasant face, round and soft features >didn't think about it until we were taking a break and talking >he asked me a question and I looked over and he looked deep into my eyes >unironically froze up >his expression was almost mystical, I couldn't look away >stammer out an answer and move on >now every time I see him I catch myself looking at his ass >think about how his slender frame makes me want to grab him around the shoulders >everything he does is graceful >he unironically is just elegant >I catch myself trying to impress him constantly >accidentally laugh at every slight joke he makes >realized today that I was eagerly waiting for him to show up dudes what the f--- I'm not gay I've been attracted to women my whole life what is going on

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Race Loser | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 07/27/24(Sat) 16:24:26 No.78300001 181 KB PNG >Be Radical Christians >Burn you own religious symbol Is the KKK retarded?
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 07/27/24(Sat) 16:24:26 No.78300001 181 KB PNG >Be Radical Christians >Burn you own religious symbol Is the KKK retarded?

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Anon and his Gf | /r/Greentext

>be me >girlfriend and I argued today >tempers flared >hurtfeelings.jpg >didn't talk for hours >I finally apologized to her >kissed her >grabbed her makeup bag >applied eyeliner on her n------ >inserted her lipstick into her vagina >slowly pushed her mascara into her butthole makeup sex is the best
>be me >girlfriend and I argued today >tempers flared >hurtfeelings.jpg >didn't talk for hours >I finally apologized to her >kissed her >grabbed her makeup bag >applied eyeliner on her n------ >inserted her lipstick into her vagina >slowly pushed her mascara into her butthole makeup sex is the best

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Was Judas stupid? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/25/24(Thu)05:52:31 No.16889066 Judas-2.jpg 2.77 MB JPG >sees a guy perform straight up sorcery >betrays him Was Judas retarded? Even on the off chance he WASNT the son of God you're still messing with some high level wizard
: Anonymous 07/25/24(Thu)05:52:31 No.16889066 Judas-2.jpg 2.77 MB JPG >sees a guy perform straight up sorcery >betrays him Was Judas retarded? Even on the off chance he WASNT the son of God you're still messing with some high level wizard

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pattern recognition | /r/Greentext

File: NVmnBXze9EIHZU6SmykrJLIV.jpg (1.67 MB, 2880x2160) Bloodborne Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)22:39:14 No.683861037 >A cult of big nose doctors and academics use the fluids of an alien neovagina to give hormone replacement treatment to people, making them lose their sanity and become frenzied gooners, eventually morphing into furries you are appointed to hunt Is this THE chud game?
File: NVmnBXze9EIHZU6SmykrJLIV.jpg (1.67 MB, 2880x2160) Bloodborne Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)22:39:14 No.683861037 >A cult of big nose doctors and academics use the fluids of an alien neovagina to give hormone replacement treatment to people, making them lose their sanity and become frenzied gooners, eventually morphing into furries you are appointed to hunt Is this THE chud game?

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Anon Watches the Olympics | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 07/27/24(Sat)13:11:04 No.78298386 257 KB PNG >Watches the Paris Olympics ceremony This is really going to be a shitshow
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 07/27/24(Sat)13:11:04 No.78298386 257 KB PNG >Watches the Paris Olympics ceremony This is really going to be a shitshow

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Anon had a great brother | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 112 KB PNG 07/27/24(Sat)22:13:03 No.921964021 > be me, 9yo > Love Mister Rogers > Watch Mister Rogers' Neighborhood every day > Big brother doesn't like the show > Calls it boring > Idc because Mister Rogers seems really nice and so do all of his friends > Kids at school are mean to me, Mister Rogers was my friend > 2006 > Mister Rogers fkn dies > Mom breaks the news > bigfknsad.jpeg > I literally cry for days > Big brother tells me he's not really gone > wut > Tells me that when people die you can still talk to them if you have their email > No idea what an email is, ask him if he could get it for me > Big bro delivers, helps me write emails to Mister Rogers' ghost using his email account > Mister Rogers always replies a day later and Big bro reads them with me > They're all really nice, Mister Rogers thanks me for missing him and for being his friend > Keep this up for like three months before I no longer feel the need to talk to Mister Rogers every day > FF to last year > Big bro on chemo, terminal > Doctor tells us he doesn't have much longer > Big bro gives me an envelope, makes me promise not to open it until he's gone > fknhurtsman > Bro passes on > Can't bring myself to open the envelope for months > Finally open it > Login info for Mister Rogers' email I miss you bro :c
Anonymous 112 KB PNG 07/27/24(Sat)22:13:03 No.921964021 > be me, 9yo > Love Mister Rogers > Watch Mister Rogers' Neighborhood every day > Big brother doesn't like the show > Calls it boring > Idc because Mister Rogers seems really nice and so do all of his friends > Kids at school are mean to me, Mister Rogers was my friend > 2006 > Mister Rogers fkn dies > Mom breaks the news > bigfknsad.jpeg > I literally cry for days > Big brother tells me he's not really gone > wut > Tells me that when people die you can still talk to them if you have their email > No idea what an email is, ask him if he could get it for me > Big bro delivers, helps me write emails to Mister Rogers' ghost using his email account > Mister Rogers always replies a day later and Big bro reads them with me > They're all really nice, Mister Rogers thanks me for missing him and for being his friend > Keep this up for like three months before I no longer feel the need to talk to Mister Rogers every day > FF to last year > Big bro on chemo, terminal > Doctor tells us he doesn't have much longer > Big bro gives me an envelope, makes me promise not to open it until he's gone > fknhurtsman > Bro passes on > Can't bring myself to open the envelope for months > Finally open it > Login info for Mister Rogers' email I miss you bro :c

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Divine relationship | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/20/24(Sat)21:07:24 No.201512837 youre-only-remaining-link-the-world-s1.jpg 64 KB JPG >man becomes a literal god >woman complains because they can't relate and spend time together like they used to What the f--- is wrong with women?
Anonymous 07/20/24(Sat)21:07:24 No.201512837 youre-only-remaining-link-the-world-s1.jpg 64 KB JPG >man becomes a literal god >woman complains because they can't relate and spend time together like they used to What the f--- is wrong with women?

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Anon is tired of multiplayer games | /r/Greentext

← /v/683880597/ а 56m (07/27/24 13:45) · 683880597 · 6 Re· 1 Img JPG 101KB (690 × 564) 1693255715144523.jpg 2 Replies No humanity OK >pick character a girl in my team wanted to pick >stupid bitch shittalks me the entire match and obsesses over ever mistake I make while playing worse than me >finally have enough and respond "oh my god, shut up you dumb hole" >entire team instantly turns against me >get kicked I am so done with multiplayer games. 36m (07/27/24 14:04) 683881547 Deserved
← /v/683880597/ а 56m (07/27/24 13:45) · 683880597 · 6 Re· 1 Img JPG 101KB (690 × 564) 1693255715144523.jpg 2 Replies No humanity OK >pick character a girl in my team wanted to pick >stupid bitch shittalks me the entire match and obsesses over ever mistake I make while playing worse than me >finally have enough and respond "oh my god, shut up you dumb hole" >entire team instantly turns against me >get kicked I am so done with multiplayer games. 36m (07/27/24 14:04) 683881547 Deserved

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anon tries dating | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 16 KB JPG 10/04/21(Mon)11:57:15 No.65633207 >start dating girl >we're both 23 >she looks so normal totally not what you would call a "slut" >her body count is 22 I legit can't cope and uts killing me
Anonymous 16 KB JPG 10/04/21(Mon)11:57:15 No.65633207 >start dating girl >we're both 23 >she looks so normal totally not what you would call a "slut" >her body count is 22 I legit can't cope and uts killing me

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