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View Same Google ImgOps SauceNAO 1651138315944.jpg, 247KiB, 845x1026 /v/ Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 15:11:56 No.692042105 View Report >Dreamt that one day, there was spooky rainfall and the classic 80% of people died, while I had something different happen to me >The other people who were outside, so maybe 5%, turned into demons >Felt myself melting as the adrenaline rushed through my remaining veins >"I will simply become a cute girl" >Turned into fairly flat naked girl who could levitate >Constantly had Buddy Holly by Weezer playing in my skull, which drove me mad eventually >Went around as a gigaslut and r---- everything with a pulse just so I could dominate it and then eat their soul >Got a little experimental at times and snacked on the corpses >Kinda liked the sounds, tastes and feelings of tearing flesh, crunching on bones and draining marrow & blood >Eventually got the upper half of my head cut off >In the center of my now-half-brain, there is a little demon mouth, from which the music comes >Obviously not enough to kill me >Buddy Holly is now louder >Still breathing >Still r----- Watching MahoAko sparked the part of my brain that made me a little hungry. I wonder what it all meant. Videogames. Is there any videogame about this?
View Same Google ImgOps SauceNAO 1651138315944.jpg, 247KiB, 845x1026 /v/ Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 15:11:56 No.692042105 View Report >Dreamt that one day, there was spooky rainfall and the classic 80% of people died, while I had something different happen to me >The other people who were outside, so maybe 5%, turned into demons >Felt myself melting as the adrenaline rushed through my remaining veins >"I will simply become a cute girl" >Turned into fairly flat naked girl who could levitate >Constantly had Buddy Holly by Weezer playing in my skull, which drove me mad eventually >Went around as a gigaslut and r---- everything with a pulse just so I could dominate it and then eat their soul >Got a little experimental at times and snacked on the corpses >Kinda liked the sounds, tastes and feelings of tearing flesh, crunching on bones and draining marrow & blood >Eventually got the upper half of my head cut off >In the center of my now-half-brain, there is a little demon mouth, from which the music comes >Obviously not enough to kill me >Buddy Holly is now louder >Still breathing >Still r----- Watching MahoAko sparked the part of my brain that made me a little hungry. I wonder what it all meant. Videogames. Is there any videogame about this?

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Anon is monumentally stupid | /r/Greentext

File: Shotgun.jpg (89 KB, 1035x432) Post Firearm Accident Greentexts Ar >be me >playing with shotgun on cam with friends >load shell and boint >trigger is a ball hair from breaking >ohshit.jpg >rack the shell out and stop playing with the gun >the shell f------ shatters my $300 moniter Dont play with guns guys.
File: Shotgun.jpg (89 KB, 1035x432) Post Firearm Accident Greentexts Ar >be me >playing with shotgun on cam with friends >load shell and boint >trigger is a ball hair from breaking >ohshit.jpg >rack the shell out and stop playing with the gun >the shell f------ shatters my $300 moniter Dont play with guns guys.

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Anon expresses an unpopular opinion | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/13/24(Wed)18:34:04 No.205698889 >>205699594 >>205700356 A classic beauty. Anonymous 11/13/24(Wed)20:55:26 No.205706056 the face she's making is the face i make when someone calls an ugly bitch like her beautiful Anonymous 11/13/24(Wed)19:01:57 No.205700100 >>205699594 she looks like the rock with downs
Anonymous 11/13/24(Wed)18:34:04 No.205698889 >>205699594 >>205700356 A classic beauty. Anonymous 11/13/24(Wed)20:55:26 No.205706056 the face she's making is the face i make when someone calls an ugly bitch like her beautiful Anonymous 11/13/24(Wed)19:01:57 No.205700100 >>205699594 she looks like the rock with downs

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This community requires title to be at least 10 characters | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 11/13/24(Wed)21:42:05 No.205708269 >I'm green! lol nice try Shenequa you're not fooling anyone
☐ Anonymous 11/13/24(Wed)21:42:05 No.205708269 >I'm green! lol nice try Shenequa you're not fooling anyone

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Field Hospital | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Is moving out possible at all (...) 115 KB JPG 07/19/24(Fri)13:23:34 No.31645889 >Just turned 18 some months ago >Graduated highschool with a 2.1 GPA, was severely anxious and depressed until recently and pretty much just coasted >Made some good money doing side gigs but its slowed down to hardly anything >Living alone this summer paying bills with said money, down to my last thousand bucks >Been applying to jobs for the better half of a year, a few interviews out of hundreds of applications and have not been hired at all >Seriously considering if college is a good decision if i cant even afford a semester >Pressure from family to pursue a 4-year degree but no college fund (LOL) > Adults I know making "very good money" can hardly afford to live on their own themselves, either with a roomate or still with parents >Adults that can afford to live by themselves work dangerous, soul crushing jobs What do I even do from here, am I doomed to neet forever? The prospect of perusing a career I want if any is becoming more and more out of reach. All I want is to live with my partner and work a decent job (if any) that can pay the bills.
: Anonymous Is moving out possible at all (...) 115 KB JPG 07/19/24(Fri)13:23:34 No.31645889 >Just turned 18 some months ago >Graduated highschool with a 2.1 GPA, was severely anxious and depressed until recently and pretty much just coasted >Made some good money doing side gigs but its slowed down to hardly anything >Living alone this summer paying bills with said money, down to my last thousand bucks >Been applying to jobs for the better half of a year, a few interviews out of hundreds of applications and have not been hired at all >Seriously considering if college is a good decision if i cant even afford a semester >Pressure from family to pursue a 4-year degree but no college fund (LOL) > Adults I know making "very good money" can hardly afford to live on their own themselves, either with a roomate or still with parents >Adults that can afford to live by themselves work dangerous, soul crushing jobs What do I even do from here, am I doomed to neet forever? The prospect of perusing a career I want if any is becoming more and more out of reach. All I want is to live with my partner and work a decent job (if any) that can pay the bills.

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Schrödinger's Ukraine | /r/Greentext

Ukraine is Nazi No, Ukraine is Commie Anonymous (ID: +dEeJNER 11 >>488258353 >>488258443 >>48825870 >>488260220 >>488261204 >>488263352 >>488 >Goes on Twitter >"Ukraine is a far-right neo-nazi state" >Goes on 4Chan >"Ukraine is a far-left marxist state" Pick one, you can't have both.
Ukraine is Nazi No, Ukraine is Commie Anonymous (ID: +dEeJNER 11 >>488258353 >>488258443 >>48825870 >>488260220 >>488261204 >>488263352 >>488 >Goes on Twitter >"Ukraine is a far-right neo-nazi state" >Goes on 4Chan >"Ukraine is a far-left marxist state" Pick one, you can't have both.

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Stream of consciousness | /r/Greentext

File: h-------- just kill me.png (60 KB, 860x666) What was your biggest social f--- up moment in your life? Anonymous 11/13/24(Wed)16:31:38 No.79439397 [Reply] >>79439701 >>79439730 >>79439845 I have a BRUTAL one that makes me audibly shout slurs as a reflex from pure cringe whenever I think of it. >be 14 year old me >move for the 4th time in my live to a new school because my dad keeps getting promotions >start the class year midway through it already >as I am introducing myself in front of the class I scan the classroom >everyone has their small friend groups & cliques already >try to make an easy friend as quickly as I can >see fat short boy with bowlcut sit alone all the way in the back of the class >he is wearing a rammstein T shirt with a jacket made out of the same blue material they use for jeans >has a dumb pipsqueak voice >target acquired >approach him and we quickly become friends within hours >on the same exact day I meet him the PE teachers announce that every class will be forced to do an activity organized by the school >vividly remember him recommending the treasurehunt in the woods near the school as it is the easiest to do of them all but its done in duos for safety >agree to become his partner >after 2 or so days the day finally arrives >wake up early and put my sport clothes on >bike to school >meet up with him at the entrance of the forrest >walking doing the treasure hunt >having a good time >suddenly need to take a piss >mention it to him >remember how he EXACTLY stammered "I..uh..ok" >I casually turn 90 degrees to the left towards a tree and whip it out to piss thinking its no big deal at all expecting him to just look away for a second or two >as I am taking a leak I can feel his vision lazer focusing on my penis >awkardly laugh and try to ease the awkwardness by saying jokingly saying >"What? You never seen one before??" >mfw it turns out "HE" was just a fat girl the entire time FบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบUCKKKKKKKKKKKK thank god I moved away at the end of the year but in my defense she did have a gender neutral name
File: h-------- just kill me.png (60 KB, 860x666) What was your biggest social f--- up moment in your life? Anonymous 11/13/24(Wed)16:31:38 No.79439397 [Reply] >>79439701 >>79439730 >>79439845 I have a BRUTAL one that makes me audibly shout slurs as a reflex from pure cringe whenever I think of it. >be 14 year old me >move for the 4th time in my live to a new school because my dad keeps getting promotions >start the class year midway through it already >as I am introducing myself in front of the class I scan the classroom >everyone has their small friend groups & cliques already >try to make an easy friend as quickly as I can >see fat short boy with bowlcut sit alone all the way in the back of the class >he is wearing a rammstein T shirt with a jacket made out of the same blue material they use for jeans >has a dumb pipsqueak voice >target acquired >approach him and we quickly become friends within hours >on the same exact day I meet him the PE teachers announce that every class will be forced to do an activity organized by the school >vividly remember him recommending the treasurehunt in the woods near the school as it is the easiest to do of them all but its done in duos for safety >agree to become his partner >after 2 or so days the day finally arrives >wake up early and put my sport clothes on >bike to school >meet up with him at the entrance of the forrest >walking doing the treasure hunt >having a good time >suddenly need to take a piss >mention it to him >remember how he EXACTLY stammered "I..uh..ok" >I casually turn 90 degrees to the left towards a tree and whip it out to piss thinking its no big deal at all expecting him to just look away for a second or two >as I am taking a leak I can feel his vision lazer focusing on my penis >awkardly laugh and try to ease the awkwardness by saying jokingly saying >"What? You never seen one before??" >mfw it turns out "HE" was just a fat girl the entire time FบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบUCKKKKKKKKKKKK thank god I moved away at the end of the year but in my defense she did have a gender neutral name

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Anon cast Avada Kalashnikova | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat)03:41:20 No.202569771 main-qimg-b3edd64e93fad09f533d08b5b955a84e-lq.jpg 44 KB JPG >Professor, because I grew up among muggles, I know about their weapons. They have one that can kill any dark wizard >What is it, Miss Granger? >It's called a gun
Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat)03:41:20 No.202569771 main-qimg-b3edd64e93fad09f533d08b5b955a84e-lq.jpg 44 KB JPG >Professor, because I grew up among muggles, I know about their weapons. They have one that can kill any dark wizard >What is it, Miss Granger? >It's called a gun

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American bros, did this happen to you? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: ftmMx6zy American Parents 11/02/24(Sat) 08:42:31 No.486673236 IMG_0223.jpg 55 KB JPG >No don't socialize with other kids or develop any life skills or enjoy life or freedom in any way you need to focus on school work so you can get a good job >Why are you so demotivated, depressed, alone, and still living with us at 30 we had three kids by your age Why are American parents like this? I wasn't even allowed to go outside in the backyard because my mom was scared of child molesters.
Anonymous (ID: ftmMx6zy American Parents 11/02/24(Sat) 08:42:31 No.486673236 IMG_0223.jpg 55 KB JPG >No don't socialize with other kids or develop any life skills or enjoy life or freedom in any way you need to focus on school work so you can get a good job >Why are you so demotivated, depressed, alone, and still living with us at 30 we had three kids by your age Why are American parents like this? I wasn't even allowed to go outside in the backyard because my mom was scared of child molesters.

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Business Relations | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 ▼Settings Mobile Home Anonymous r/AskReddit u/Ni99erfa990t69. Jetzt *A Übersetzen 11/13/24(Wed)16:27:58 No.79439351 What is your standard MC Donald's order? ♡ יס Teilen AutoModerator MOD . Jetzt Hi, your post has been removed as it's related to the ongoing US elections. There's currently a thread for that topic here, please feel free to post your question and/or thoughts in that thread instead. Thanks! I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. Antworten 411 KB PNG Voten >Go on Reddshit >Go on r/AskReddshit >Ask them what they order at McDonalds >Get Banned for politics MdDonald's is political how? Anonymous >>79439351 (OP) 11/13/24(Wed)16:28:44 No.79439359 poorly programmed filter that only looks for the word donald
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 ▼Settings Mobile Home Anonymous r/AskReddit u/Ni99erfa990t69. Jetzt *A Übersetzen 11/13/24(Wed)16:27:58 No.79439351 What is your standard MC Donald's order? ♡ יס Teilen AutoModerator MOD . Jetzt Hi, your post has been removed as it's related to the ongoing US elections. There's currently a thread for that topic here, please feel free to post your question and/or thoughts in that thread instead. Thanks! I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. Antworten 411 KB PNG Voten >Go on Reddshit >Go on r/AskReddshit >Ask them what they order at McDonalds >Get Banned for politics MdDonald's is political how? Anonymous >>79439351 (OP) 11/13/24(Wed)16:28:44 No.79439359 poorly programmed filter that only looks for the word donald

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Red Dead...Based? Redemption II | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Sg3cwaPC) [+] 06/05/23(Mon)17:13:57 No.429553057 ROCKSTAR GAMES PRESENTS RED DEAD REDEMPTION A Red-Dead-Redemption-2-Ecran-Partage-Featured.jpg 101 KB JPG >you WILL fight bigotry and intolerance in this game, chud >you WILL attend the women's rights rally. >you WILL not attack the native Americans >you WILL kill the Confederate southerners who are depicted as retards >you WILL remark that it's a good thing black slavery is over and then proceed to kill white slave owners 74 Replies 15 Images View Thread
Anonymous (ID: Sg3cwaPC) [+] 06/05/23(Mon)17:13:57 No.429553057 ROCKSTAR GAMES PRESENTS RED DEAD REDEMPTION A Red-Dead-Redemption-2-Ecran-Partage-Featured.jpg 101 KB JPG >you WILL fight bigotry and intolerance in this game, chud >you WILL attend the women's rights rally. >you WILL not attack the native Americans >you WILL kill the Confederate southerners who are depicted as retards >you WILL remark that it's a good thing black slavery is over and then proceed to kill white slave owners 74 Replies 15 Images View Thread

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Anon is black | /r/Greentext

File: 0d8.jpg (22 KB, 600x744) Anonymous 09/17/20(Thu)13:12:45 No.60083338 >>60083786 >>60083828 >Be me >Black robot >Can't talk to non robots because I'm socially awkward and they get at me for not "acting black" >Can't talk to robots because I get called a n----- and laughed out of any conversation It's hard out there. Anonymous 09/17/20(Thu)13:50:01 No.60083786 ► >>60083338 (OP) That's what you get for being a f------ n-----
File: 0d8.jpg (22 KB, 600x744) Anonymous 09/17/20(Thu)13:12:45 No.60083338 >>60083786 >>60083828 >Be me >Black robot >Can't talk to non robots because I'm socially awkward and they get at me for not "acting black" >Can't talk to robots because I get called a n----- and laughed out of any conversation It's hard out there. Anonymous 09/17/20(Thu)13:50:01 No.60083786 ► >>60083338 (OP) That's what you get for being a f------ n-----

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Anon visits his aunt and uncle | /r/Greentext

>5 year old sister and I (7) visiting aunt and uncle on their ranch >after getting settled into our room my sister and I go out to the horse pasture fence to pet the horses >friendly mare takes grass from us and lets us pet her head and nose >young male horse wanders up to us >he's a bit skittish but eventually takes some grass >all of a sudden he lunges towards my sister and bites the top of her head >she screams as blood starts streaming down her face and neck >We run crying and screaming back toward the house >aunt and uncle hear us and run outside >aunt puts a towel on sister's head then drives her to hospital >I go hide upstairs in my room cause I'm scared >after a while I hear a noise coming from outside >look out window and see my uncle beating the horse to death with a metal pipe
>5 year old sister and I (7) visiting aunt and uncle on their ranch >after getting settled into our room my sister and I go out to the horse pasture fence to pet the horses >friendly mare takes grass from us and lets us pet her head and nose >young male horse wanders up to us >he's a bit skittish but eventually takes some grass >all of a sudden he lunges towards my sister and bites the top of her head >she screams as blood starts streaming down her face and neck >We run crying and screaming back toward the house >aunt and uncle hear us and run outside >aunt puts a towel on sister's head then drives her to hospital >I go hide upstairs in my room cause I'm scared >after a while I hear a noise coming from outside >look out window and see my uncle beating the horse to death with a metal pipe

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Иҟалап аахәаҩ иџьаз ажьақь ахьыҟоу азы дашшылозар | /r/Greentext

763 198 KB JPG > MMKM+ > Ter AREA THE WIFE HEMOUE?
763 198 KB JPG > MMKM+ > Ter AREA THE WIFE HEMOUE?

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Anon plays resident evil 5 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Re5 11/13/24(Wed)03:53:06 No.694466259 Resident-Evil-5-HD---PlayStation-4.jpg 181 KB JPG >be me in 2010 >Christmas break >Get RE5 >No siblings so play online >Rando jumps on and plays the entire game with me >He plays super nice, helps me out at needed moments and such >I never see or hear of this dude again once we beat it Bros I just want there to be an afterlife so I can find him there and thank him
: Anonymous Re5 11/13/24(Wed)03:53:06 No.694466259 Resident-Evil-5-HD---PlayStation-4.jpg 181 KB JPG >be me in 2010 >Christmas break >Get RE5 >No siblings so play online >Rando jumps on and plays the entire game with me >He plays super nice, helps me out at needed moments and such >I never see or hear of this dude again once we beat it Bros I just want there to be an afterlife so I can find him there and thank him

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Many such cases | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 26 KB JPG 08/13/23(Sun)18:31:38 No.7436796 >talking to mum >"Have any plans today?" >Not really (same as every other time you've asked) >"..." >"Do you want to come to the store with me?" >Ok >"Do you still make those songs you used to do?" >Not really >"Were there any music clubs at your uni?" >Yeah but I didn't really feel like it >"How are people in your course?" >Idk I haven't really talked to them Every time she talks to me I'm reminded of what a failure I've become in the last few years I joined no clubs/societies I made no friends in uni I barely do any of the things I used to love doing anymore All I do is go to the gym and go home and try to will myself to read 2 pages a book and waste my entire day doing nothing and taking to no-one in what is supposed to be the prime of my life I can't even bring myself to act happy around my family anymore I just walk around like soulless husk trying to muster a half hearted smile from time to time when I manage to look up from the floor
Anonymous 26 KB JPG 08/13/23(Sun)18:31:38 No.7436796 >talking to mum >"Have any plans today?" >Not really (same as every other time you've asked) >"..." >"Do you want to come to the store with me?" >Ok >"Do you still make those songs you used to do?" >Not really >"Were there any music clubs at your uni?" >Yeah but I didn't really feel like it >"How are people in your course?" >Idk I haven't really talked to them Every time she talks to me I'm reminded of what a failure I've become in the last few years I joined no clubs/societies I made no friends in uni I barely do any of the things I used to love doing anymore All I do is go to the gym and go home and try to will myself to read 2 pages a book and waste my entire day doing nothing and taking to no-one in what is supposed to be the prime of my life I can't even bring myself to act happy around my family anymore I just walk around like soulless husk trying to muster a half hearted smile from time to time when I manage to look up from the floor

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Anon is looking for a girlfriend | /r/Greentext

3h (8/30 18:33) 74568726 14 Re - 3 Img JPG 670KB (1200 × 1689) 1669517386070435.jpg 1 Reply Hi, I want a discord fembot girlfriend who will lead the conversation and make me feel less sad (only when I feel like talking), and help me masturbate when I feel like it. Accepting applications.
3h (8/30 18:33) 74568726 14 Re - 3 Img JPG 670KB (1200 × 1689) 1669517386070435.jpg 1 Reply Hi, I want a discord fembot girlfriend who will lead the conversation and make me feel less sad (only when I feel like talking), and help me masturbate when I feel like it. Accepting applications.

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Anon is trying to lose weight | /r/Greentext

157 KB PNG hows its going >trying to loose some weight a while ago because i was obese, get my coworker to help me >im poor in my country so my work friend helps me and suggests its cheap to get frozen vegetable (pea and carrots e.t.c) for my diet >a few days later on at work and he asks >i tell him "yes its going quite good but the frozen vegetable it has a bit of a crunch" >"NO anon you are supposed to COOK it" >i did not know to cook the frozen vegetable so i was eating it just frozen >everybody laughing in the office i was never so embarrassed
157 KB PNG hows its going >trying to loose some weight a while ago because i was obese, get my coworker to help me >im poor in my country so my work friend helps me and suggests its cheap to get frozen vegetable (pea and carrots e.t.c) for my diet >a few days later on at work and he asks >i tell him "yes its going quite good but the frozen vegetable it has a bit of a crunch" >"NO anon you are supposed to COOK it" >i did not know to cook the frozen vegetable so i was eating it just frozen >everybody laughing in the office i was never so embarrassed

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Hurt so bad I didn’t walk for a year from it. | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 08/28/24(Wed)18:44:01 No.78635333 2.58 MB PNG >Be doctors as recently as pre 1999 >Believe babies couldn't feel pain >Circumcise it >It cries during the process >"Nah, babies just cry just because" Were they retarded? Anonymous >>78635333 (OP) >you can't study this, that's anti-semitic Vertees 08/28/24(Wed)18:44:37 No.78635336
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 08/28/24(Wed)18:44:01 No.78635333 2.58 MB PNG >Be doctors as recently as pre 1999 >Believe babies couldn't feel pain >Circumcise it >It cries during the process >"Nah, babies just cry just because" Were they retarded? Anonymous >>78635333 (OP) >you can't study this, that's anti-semitic Vertees 08/28/24(Wed)18:44:37 No.78635336

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winning an argument like diving straight into Grindr notifications. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 70 KB JPG 06/04/24(Tue)10:44:21 No.919369993 >be me >Talking with a woman and her friend at a party >She gets angry at me for saying "you guys" >I say it's a gender neutral term in this context and she's reading into things a bit too much >"Oh yeah? How many dudes have you f-----?" >"20" >Grindr notification goes off > "About to be 21"
Anonymous 70 KB JPG 06/04/24(Tue)10:44:21 No.919369993 >be me >Talking with a woman and her friend at a party >She gets angry at me for saying "you guys" >I say it's a gender neutral term in this context and she's reading into things a bit too much >"Oh yeah? How many dudes have you f-----?" >"20" >Grindr notification goes off > "About to be 21"

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