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Anonymous 16 KB JPG entire week 07/09/19(Tue)21:16:15 No.804264433 >be me >live with roommates >decide I'm tired of being a fat p------------ and start going to the gym >buy a s--- ton of healthier food >start doing meal prep for the >have a lot of s--- cooking at once >roommate walks in with one of her friends >"wow anon there's a lot of smoke in here" >turn on the fans and continue cooking >a few minutes later she comes back in >"anon w-- you're gonna set off the smoke alarms" >whyamialwaysafuckingbother.jpg >she starts opening the windows >her friend comes in the kitchen and starts watching me cook for a few seconds >smiles at me and says "well anon I think everything looks and smells amazing" >instantsmile.png >honestly the highlight of my day It's the little things anons
Anonymous 16 KB JPG entire week 07/09/19(Tue)21:16:15 No.804264433 >be me >live with roommates >decide I'm tired of being a fat p------------ and start going to the gym >buy a s--- ton of healthier food >start doing meal prep for the >have a lot of s--- cooking at once >roommate walks in with one of her friends >"wow anon there's a lot of smoke in here" >turn on the fans and continue cooking >a few minutes later she comes back in >"anon w-- you're gonna set off the smoke alarms" >whyamialwaysafuckingbother.jpg >she starts opening the windows >her friend comes in the kitchen and starts watching me cook for a few seconds >smiles at me and says "well anon I think everything looks and smells amazing" >instantsmile.png >honestly the highlight of my day It's the little things anons

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Anon likes kitties | /r/Greentext

65.3 KB JPG >be me >recently started college >make zero friends >feel kind of depressed >decide to start going for walks >there are a lot of kitties out in my city >they are friendly >see kitties every day >most let me pet them >verysoft.jpg >loudpurring.mp3 >feel a little happier >thank you kitties
65.3 KB JPG >be me >recently started college >make zero friends >feel kind of depressed >decide to start going for walks >there are a lot of kitties out in my city >they are friendly >see kitties every day >most let me pet them >verysoft.jpg >loudpurring.mp3 >feel a little happier >thank you kitties

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Anon is a good guy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 575 KB JPG 07/21/19(Sun)20:42:51 No.805223939 >17th bday >the bois got tired of me being a virgin >they gave a slut at our school 500 USD to f--- me >they locked us in a room together >i give her a hug and tell her "Your better than this" >she cries and gives me a peck in the cheek Crisis avoided and kept my virginity
Anonymous 575 KB JPG 07/21/19(Sun)20:42:51 No.805223939 >17th bday >the bois got tired of me being a virgin >they gave a slut at our school 500 USD to f--- me >they locked us in a room together >i give her a hug and tell her "Your better than this" >she cries and gives me a peck in the cheek Crisis avoided and kept my virginity

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Anon is Visited by Family | /r/Greentext

File: 71f1liZELOL._AC_UF894,100(...).jpg (96 KB, 704x1000) MEL BROOKS' SADDLES 15 Never Give A Sage An Eyn Break Anonymous 08/10/24(Sat)21:05:42 No.202350838 >Be me >Have hyper religious grandpa (Seventh Day Adventist). Attends a church more Adventist than any other church in the state. >Super hard working. Still owns a VHS player and old timey TV >His entire film collection is G rated. Mostly stuff like Pollyanna and SDA sermons and seminars. >There's super strict guidelines regarding what my retarded cousin they take care of is allowed to watch. >He comes down south to visit with Grandma and a retarded cousin they both take care of. >We all bundle up in the car and go to Steak and Shake. >In the drive thru he makes a sex joke ("Why buy the cow when the milk is free") and gets scolded by grandma. >After we get our shakes I ask him what his favorite movie is and he says Blazing Saddles. Damn. I guess there was more to my grandpa than meets the eye.
File: 71f1liZELOL._AC_UF894,100(...).jpg (96 KB, 704x1000) MEL BROOKS' SADDLES 15 Never Give A Sage An Eyn Break Anonymous 08/10/24(Sat)21:05:42 No.202350838 >Be me >Have hyper religious grandpa (Seventh Day Adventist). Attends a church more Adventist than any other church in the state. >Super hard working. Still owns a VHS player and old timey TV >His entire film collection is G rated. Mostly stuff like Pollyanna and SDA sermons and seminars. >There's super strict guidelines regarding what my retarded cousin they take care of is allowed to watch. >He comes down south to visit with Grandma and a retarded cousin they both take care of. >We all bundle up in the car and go to Steak and Shake. >In the drive thru he makes a sex joke ("Why buy the cow when the milk is free") and gets scolded by grandma. >After we get our shakes I ask him what his favorite movie is and he says Blazing Saddles. Damn. I guess there was more to my grandpa than meets the eye.

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Thanks /b/ now Im depressed... | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 115 KB JPG 08/10/24(Sat) 19:42:20 No.922689099 >be me >late 20s >5ft 4 >make little over 20k a year >cut that by a 3rd thanks to child support >forced to live with a parent who hates me just to survive >parent is also a hoarder >constantly surrounded by junk >barely in my kid's life due her mother fighting tooth n nail to keep it so >can't find a new gf due to everything listed above >I basically have completely given up and just waiting to die at this point Hell I don't even know why Im making this post. Maybe someone will see it and feel better about themselves comparing their lives to mine.
Anonymous 115 KB JPG 08/10/24(Sat) 19:42:20 No.922689099 >be me >late 20s >5ft 4 >make little over 20k a year >cut that by a 3rd thanks to child support >forced to live with a parent who hates me just to survive >parent is also a hoarder >constantly surrounded by junk >barely in my kid's life due her mother fighting tooth n nail to keep it so >can't find a new gf due to everything listed above >I basically have completely given up and just waiting to die at this point Hell I don't even know why Im making this post. Maybe someone will see it and feel better about themselves comparing their lives to mine.

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Anon talks about American SMO | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: SRJG9f1H) [⭑ day 897 286 KB JPG 08/09/24(Fri)17:17:41 No.477667019 >day 897 of the three day special operation to denazify Mexico >Mexico has invaded Arizona, they're mere kilometers outside of Tuscon >Another Apache has been taken out with a drone purchased off Temu >Joe Biden broadcasts a meeting with the joint chiefs where they all shrug their shoulders and say everything is fine, Joe Biden looks visibly shaken >Biden goes on TV and says Katie Hobbs needs to figure it the f--- out, Arizona is her problem >American troops just said f--- it and left, hundreds have surrendered to the Mexicans >CNN keeps live broadcasting positions of entire American tank columns, unaware that the Mexicans do, in fact, own televisions >Mexico, unsurprisingly, wipes out said tank column >Mark Milley hasn't been seen in two days >Another flawless victory for America
Anonymous (ID: SRJG9f1H) [⭑ day 897 286 KB JPG 08/09/24(Fri)17:17:41 No.477667019 >day 897 of the three day special operation to denazify Mexico >Mexico has invaded Arizona, they're mere kilometers outside of Tuscon >Another Apache has been taken out with a drone purchased off Temu >Joe Biden broadcasts a meeting with the joint chiefs where they all shrug their shoulders and say everything is fine, Joe Biden looks visibly shaken >Biden goes on TV and says Katie Hobbs needs to figure it the f--- out, Arizona is her problem >American troops just said f--- it and left, hundreds have surrendered to the Mexicans >CNN keeps live broadcasting positions of entire American tank columns, unaware that the Mexicans do, in fact, own televisions >Mexico, unsurprisingly, wipes out said tank column >Mark Milley hasn't been seen in two days >Another flawless victory for America

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Anon hates Redditors. | /r/Greentext

Halot 278 KB JPG 08/09/24(Fri)14:01:59 No.78441789 >see some art on reddit >subject is a female with large breasts >look at comments >Imagine the back pain! >That's unrealistic! >r/mendrawingwomen >eye roll emoji >other b------- So women with big boobs just don't exist? And you are not allowed to draw or enjoy big boobs? Meanwhile women can talk about how much they love big d---- and shame men with small d---- with no problems. I hate redditors so much redditor kys kys kys die die die. F------. Anonymous 08/09/24(Fri)14:11:03 No.78441874 >I went to the retard website and it's full of retards, what the f--- is happening?!?!
Halot 278 KB JPG 08/09/24(Fri)14:01:59 No.78441789 >see some art on reddit >subject is a female with large breasts >look at comments >Imagine the back pain! >That's unrealistic! >r/mendrawingwomen >eye roll emoji >other b------- So women with big boobs just don't exist? And you are not allowed to draw or enjoy big boobs? Meanwhile women can talk about how much they love big d---- and shame men with small d---- with no problems. I hate redditors so much redditor kys kys kys die die die. F------. Anonymous 08/09/24(Fri)14:11:03 No.78441874 >I went to the retard website and it's full of retards, what the f--- is happening?!?!

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Anon outsmarts a woman | /r/Greentext

www #1, No. 75586432 11/29/23 5:40:43 AM tee JPG 618x734 125.7 KB >Alt girl at gym keeps looking at me >I go to sit on a bench and she walks up to the dumbbells and sticks her ass directly in my face to pick some up >Later I'm standing in the cable machine and she walks through it instead of around it passing within inches of me >Ignore her the whole time I'm there >Go home and masturbate to her >Get to enjoy 90% of the positive female experience with none of the downsides Women are too easy to outsmart
www #1, No. 75586432 11/29/23 5:40:43 AM tee JPG 618x734 125.7 KB >Alt girl at gym keeps looking at me >I go to sit on a bench and she walks up to the dumbbells and sticks her ass directly in my face to pick some up >Later I'm standing in the cable machine and she walks through it instead of around it passing within inches of me >Ignore her the whole time I'm there >Go home and masturbate to her >Get to enjoy 90% of the positive female experience with none of the downsides Women are too easy to outsmart

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Anon sees Harry Potter | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 58 KB JPG 06/26/18(Tue)07:33:42 No.772622084 Happened a few days ago. >be me >take my girlfriend to the Harry Potter orchestra >it's prisoner of azkaban >should be pretty gud >get there, there's a ton of hp weebs >in full garb >casting spells and s--- outside the theatre >get inside >they f------ clap every 10 minutes >malfoy gets punched >everyone f------ claps and cheers >some offbeat scene that's not even funny >everyone claps and laughs >the movie finally ends >orchestra plays through the credits >people f------ stood and applauded when Emma Watson's name came up I was going to make up a story about how someone yelled DIS N---- FINNA BOUTA GET DABBED ON, but the truth was even more ridiculous
Anonymous 58 KB JPG 06/26/18(Tue)07:33:42 No.772622084 Happened a few days ago. >be me >take my girlfriend to the Harry Potter orchestra >it's prisoner of azkaban >should be pretty gud >get there, there's a ton of hp weebs >in full garb >casting spells and s--- outside the theatre >get inside >they f------ clap every 10 minutes >malfoy gets punched >everyone f------ claps and cheers >some offbeat scene that's not even funny >everyone claps and laughs >the movie finally ends >orchestra plays through the credits >people f------ stood and applauded when Emma Watson's name came up I was going to make up a story about how someone yelled DIS N---- FINNA BOUTA GET DABBED ON, but the truth was even more ridiculous

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Guilt by Association | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 08/10/24(Sat)11:07:49 No.78450055 509 KB PNG >Celebrities are f----- if they were in a photo with this guy.
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 08/10/24(Sat)11:07:49 No.78450055 509 KB PNG >Celebrities are f----- if they were in a photo with this guy.

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Anon gets cheated on | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/21/18(Fri)14:51:38 No.787850675 >be me 16 >have a gf of two years >always have been self conscious of her cheating 36 KB JPG snapchat on me >decide to make a fake account and hit her up on >she doesn't suspect a thing >eventually convince to trade nudes >she loves it and sends pics of her ass/t--- >she tells me about how she would go behind her boyfriends back and f--- me whenever she could >still going on >i don't know if i should tell her or keep going >tfw my gf is cheating on me with me
Anonymous 12/21/18(Fri)14:51:38 No.787850675 >be me 16 >have a gf of two years >always have been self conscious of her cheating 36 KB JPG snapchat on me >decide to make a fake account and hit her up on >she doesn't suspect a thing >eventually convince to trade nudes >she loves it and sends pics of her ass/t--- >she tells me about how she would go behind her boyfriends back and f--- me whenever she could >still going on >i don't know if i should tell her or keep going >tfw my gf is cheating on me with me

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Anon gets reminded he's single | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >be me 08/10/24(Sat) 15:15:20 No.78448301 58 KB JPG >walking to the grocery store >in front of me a small group of low class males >they stink of alcohol and cigarettes >they can't speak a single full sentence, their communication is more like a mixture of simple words and grunting >ugly, unhygienic, visible representation of financial as well as mental poverty >they talk about how easy it is to f--- women and how many ex girlfriends they had >those <90 IQ subhumans have no problem g----------- >meanwhile I as a 150 IQ, highly educated, very hygienic man earning more than thrice their salary am doomed to remain a p---- free permavirgin forever because no woman ever wants me >realize once again the blackpill of women being ontologically anti-intellectual >my day is ruined
Anonymous >be me 08/10/24(Sat) 15:15:20 No.78448301 58 KB JPG >walking to the grocery store >in front of me a small group of low class males >they stink of alcohol and cigarettes >they can't speak a single full sentence, their communication is more like a mixture of simple words and grunting >ugly, unhygienic, visible representation of financial as well as mental poverty >they talk about how easy it is to f--- women and how many ex girlfriends they had >those <90 IQ subhumans have no problem g----------- >meanwhile I as a 150 IQ, highly educated, very hygienic man earning more than thrice their salary am doomed to remain a p---- free permavirgin forever because no woman ever wants me >realize once again the blackpill of women being ontologically anti-intellectual >my day is ruined

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Anon discovers trauma | /r/Greentext

9:18 BOARDS /B/ /B/ 922664323 (5 97% Anonymous | 922664323 11.0 KB JPG >be me 32 min. ago ●●● >30yo with stable job and income, able to afford essentially whatever i want >emotionally stunted since my parents never really bothered to raise me >alcoholic abusive father >mentally unstable/traumatized mother >sexually assaulted by next door neighbor from when i was 6-8/9ish >parents knew and didn't say anything >basically feral >incredibly naive >believe and go along with whatever someone says because "why would people lie/be mean" >be controlled and manipulated by people for their own gain >moved around alot, never able to form long term/ deep connections >lose standing with the few good people in my life because of this s---, including childhood crush/one that got away >watch her get married to someone from that same friend group and see all the others at the wedding without me >mfw ill never be able to return to that >mfw i realized how this s--- affected me >mfw i didnt use to be this way >mfw its not even the first time this has happened >mfw when ive "made it" and i have nothing Today might be the day 1 REPLY O IMAGES REPLY
9:18 BOARDS /B/ /B/ 922664323 (5 97% Anonymous | 922664323 11.0 KB JPG >be me 32 min. ago ●●● >30yo with stable job and income, able to afford essentially whatever i want >emotionally stunted since my parents never really bothered to raise me >alcoholic abusive father >mentally unstable/traumatized mother >sexually assaulted by next door neighbor from when i was 6-8/9ish >parents knew and didn't say anything >basically feral >incredibly naive >believe and go along with whatever someone says because "why would people lie/be mean" >be controlled and manipulated by people for their own gain >moved around alot, never able to form long term/ deep connections >lose standing with the few good people in my life because of this s---, including childhood crush/one that got away >watch her get married to someone from that same friend group and see all the others at the wedding without me >mfw ill never be able to return to that >mfw i realized how this s--- affected me >mfw i didnt use to be this way >mfw its not even the first time this has happened >mfw when ive "made it" and i have nothing Today might be the day 1 REPLY O IMAGES REPLY

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Anon complains about Steven universe | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 47 KB JPG CN 08/09/24 (Fri)08:43:26 No. 144870076 >Able to build drones, huge robots and the like from parts used in everyday items >Has metal powers she can use to defend herself >Extremely tech savvy and has deep engineering knowledge >Literally becomes a Crystal Gem, indicating that she will join the main cast >F--- it let's make her a background character once we've established all of this What is the logic behind this? Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri)08:46:12 No. 144870105 There is no logic, Peridot got sidelined. >>144870170 # Anonymous >>144870076 (OP) # >Steven Universe >Bad writing Am shocked. 08/09/24 (Fri)08:51:01 No.144870142 It's a show that had a lot of potential with what they set up. But as it went on it started to get more and more muddled, and because they kept pushing "certain agendas" CN tried to rush them out the door to a degree, meaning they had to focus a lot of their attention on wrapping things up sloppily.
Anonymous 47 KB JPG CN 08/09/24 (Fri)08:43:26 No. 144870076 >Able to build drones, huge robots and the like from parts used in everyday items >Has metal powers she can use to defend herself >Extremely tech savvy and has deep engineering knowledge >Literally becomes a Crystal Gem, indicating that she will join the main cast >F--- it let's make her a background character once we've established all of this What is the logic behind this? Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri)08:46:12 No. 144870105 There is no logic, Peridot got sidelined. >>144870170 # Anonymous >>144870076 (OP) # >Steven Universe >Bad writing Am shocked. 08/09/24 (Fri)08:51:01 No.144870142 It's a show that had a lot of potential with what they set up. But as it went on it started to get more and more muddled, and because they kept pushing "certain agendas" CN tried to rush them out the door to a degree, meaning they had to focus a lot of their attention on wrapping things up sloppily.

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Anon is tired of collectibles | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Damn 10 KB JPG novels AND manga 08/10/24(Sat)09:21:35 No. 144888750 >Walk into a "comic shop" >Logo, title and advertising really make it seem like it will have a large assortment >about 2 filing cabinets which contain all the available comics, >everything else is funko pops and other collectibles. Damn it Anonymous 08/10/24(Sat)09:23:01 No.144888769 Thery should've had a "No Wojaks" sign to save you the disappointment
Anonymous Damn 10 KB JPG novels AND manga 08/10/24(Sat)09:21:35 No. 144888750 >Walk into a "comic shop" >Logo, title and advertising really make it seem like it will have a large assortment >about 2 filing cabinets which contain all the available comics, >everything else is funko pops and other collectibles. Damn it Anonymous 08/10/24(Sat)09:23:01 No.144888769 Thery should've had a "No Wojaks" sign to save you the disappointment

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A tale of two emperors | /r/Greentext

What's the historical explanation for this? What's the historical explanat(...) 08/04/24(Sun)19:27:32 No.16925940 Hitler-dan-Napoleon.jpg 46 KB JPG >Hitler >gets into a war with half of Europe and loses Remembered as evil incarnate >Napoleon >gets into a war with half of Europe and loses Remembered as a revolutionary genius
What's the historical explanation for this? What's the historical explanat(...) 08/04/24(Sun)19:27:32 No.16925940 Hitler-dan-Napoleon.jpg 46 KB JPG >Hitler >gets into a war with half of Europe and loses Remembered as evil incarnate >Napoleon >gets into a war with half of Europe and loses Remembered as a revolutionary genius

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Naval Support | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >I'm Buck 07/19/24(Fri) 18:08:03 No.201455811 IMG_7085.jpg 13 KB JPG 07/19/24(Fri)18:15:37 No.201455933 >And I'm here to f--- BRA..VO TARANTINO! : Anonymous >I'm Sneed >And I'm here to feed and seed BRA..VO GROENING
Anonymous >I'm Buck 07/19/24(Fri) 18:08:03 No.201455811 IMG_7085.jpg 13 KB JPG 07/19/24(Fri)18:15:37 No.201455933 >And I'm here to f--- BRA..VO TARANTINO! : Anonymous >I'm Sneed >And I'm here to feed and seed BRA..VO GROENING

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Anon eats watermelon. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 美矯 08/10/24(Sat) 04:39:28 No.78448008 >dad bought watermelon >no, we're not black in case anyone was thinking it >I have a slice and it's delicious, strongest mouth watering flavor I've had in ages GUUUUUU>eat almost half of it 40 KB JPG beer alongside them >many hours later decide to have some proper food >make sandwiches and have a tall glass of >fast forward to this morning >wake up mid sleep to a rumbling painful belly ache >rush to the toilet and s--- my guts out >can barely s--- anything, but the pain and nausea is constant regardless >I've had drug withdrawals more pleasant than this >sweating like hell, stabbing stomach pain, feel like vomiting The good news is I took some medication earlier and it finally seems to be getting better. Anonymous >>78448008 (OP). 08/10/24(Sat) 04:44:00 No.78448029 Update: Oh god my ass is burning
Anonymous 美矯 08/10/24(Sat) 04:39:28 No.78448008 >dad bought watermelon >no, we're not black in case anyone was thinking it >I have a slice and it's delicious, strongest mouth watering flavor I've had in ages GUUUUUU>eat almost half of it 40 KB JPG beer alongside them >many hours later decide to have some proper food >make sandwiches and have a tall glass of >fast forward to this morning >wake up mid sleep to a rumbling painful belly ache >rush to the toilet and s--- my guts out >can barely s--- anything, but the pain and nausea is constant regardless >I've had drug withdrawals more pleasant than this >sweating like hell, stabbing stomach pain, feel like vomiting The good news is I took some medication earlier and it finally seems to be getting better. Anonymous >>78448008 (OP). 08/10/24(Sat) 04:44:00 No.78448029 Update: Oh god my ass is burning

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Anon Doesn't Understand the Prisoner of Azkaban | /r/Greentext

File: Padfoot.jpg (30 KB, 360x480) Anonymous 08/10/24(Sat) 19:47:24 No.202330160 ►>>202330280 >>202330324 >>202330340 >>202330342 >>202330351 >>202330633 >>202330657 >>202330749 >Sirius Black >is white Anonymous 08/10/24(Sat)19:59:30 No.202330324 ► >>202330160 (OP) >and as a potion teacher I hire Nazi wizard Serpentine Snake Anonymous 08/10/24(Sat)20:00:54 No.202330342 ► >>202330160 (OP) >sirius black >is not serious at all Anonymous 08/10/24(Sat)20:24:26 No.202330663 ►>>202330708 >>202330766 File: 1573507880568.jpg (43 KB, 700x467) London Travecant >You know, Harry, with great magical prowess comes great responsibility. Salazar Slytherin called it "Sorcerer's Burden." Myself, I just call it as I see it: the responsibility of the wizard to discipline the muggle. >Sirius looks seriously at the camera. >"The squibs, the goblins, the elves...It's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall dangle from the Whomping Willow. The Day of the Rope is near, Harry. We'll have every goblin in this country dead or in Azkawitz in 10 years, and may God have me killed by tripping and falling behind a mirror this very night if I'm wrong. God bless the UK Independence Party. Anonymous 08/10/24(Sat)20:29:59 No.202330766 ► >>202330663 he never said that
File: Padfoot.jpg (30 KB, 360x480) Anonymous 08/10/24(Sat) 19:47:24 No.202330160 ►>>202330280 >>202330324 >>202330340 >>202330342 >>202330351 >>202330633 >>202330657 >>202330749 >Sirius Black >is white Anonymous 08/10/24(Sat)19:59:30 No.202330324 ► >>202330160 (OP) >and as a potion teacher I hire Nazi wizard Serpentine Snake Anonymous 08/10/24(Sat)20:00:54 No.202330342 ► >>202330160 (OP) >sirius black >is not serious at all Anonymous 08/10/24(Sat)20:24:26 No.202330663 ►>>202330708 >>202330766 File: 1573507880568.jpg (43 KB, 700x467) London Travecant >You know, Harry, with great magical prowess comes great responsibility. Salazar Slytherin called it "Sorcerer's Burden." Myself, I just call it as I see it: the responsibility of the wizard to discipline the muggle. >Sirius looks seriously at the camera. >"The squibs, the goblins, the elves...It's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall dangle from the Whomping Willow. The Day of the Rope is near, Harry. We'll have every goblin in this country dead or in Azkawitz in 10 years, and may God have me killed by tripping and falling behind a mirror this very night if I'm wrong. God bless the UK Independence Party. Anonymous 08/10/24(Sat)20:29:59 No.202330766 ► >>202330663 he never said that

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Anon is retarded | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >be me >20 08/10/24(Sat)00:05:34 No.78447313 >woman driving past in car yells hey sexy is it time to ropemaxx 32 KB JPG Anonymous >>78447313 (OP) # 08/10/24(Sat)00:10:24 No.78447339 She was hitting on you, you stupid f--- And you ignored her and rejected her
Anonymous >be me >20 08/10/24(Sat)00:05:34 No.78447313 >woman driving past in car yells hey sexy is it time to ropemaxx 32 KB JPG Anonymous >>78447313 (OP) # 08/10/24(Sat)00:10:24 No.78447339 She was hitting on you, you stupid f--- And you ignored her and rejected her

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