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File: IMG_20240814_182554.jpg (163 KB, 910x740) QUIRK CHUNGUS -fails to realize she has already become her mother BIG_ED -some dogs are doggos, some are puppers -missed out on being a w---- WAG VARS ☐ Anonymous 08/14/24(Wed)22:40:28 No. 144957212 >>144965033 >>144965054 MAN CHILD -lacks all personality and will; this has, in turn, become his entire personality -his own existence is okay with him somehow CHILD REPLACEMENT Write a plot for cartoon about Them >>144957228 >>144957254 >>144957292 >>144957359 >>144957404>>144957518 >>144957560 Anonymous 08/15/24(Thu)13:09:30 No. 144965033 >>144965049 >>144965124 File: dgen5ya-629d7fe6-87ff-43c(...).png (324 KB, 1000x1000) >>144957212 (OP) I'd tell a classic tale where one partner is a serial killer and desperately hides it from the other Only my twist would be they are both doing it Anonymous 08/15/24(Thu)13:11:54 No. 144965049 >>144965110 >>144965124 >>144965033 >Man Child is a Dexter/Hannibal Lecter style killer. Super emotionless, overly planned, feels numb and trying to shake a feeling loose >Quirk Chungus is more impulsive. A waitress will accidentally spill coffee on her and she'll pretend it's fine - "Ummm I can haz dry cleaning?? Haha it's okay!" - only to show up at the end of her shift with a hatchet Anonymous 08/15/24(Thu)13:21:21 No. 144965110 File: GRBQR-XWUAAdTm4.jpg (168 KB, 942x942) >>144965049 >>144965124 >She's bought a new shirt from etsy, it arrived today in a neat little plastic bag. This one is a cross between Baby Yoda and Baby Groot. Across the breast the phrase "I am Grogu!" is plastered in a gouache font. I ask her how that is funny. She tells me it isn't, that's why it is funny. I smile as if I understand but its white noise to me. The way these people live... I can't fathom it. Maybe Mr. MacGregor down in my work shed could help, once I remove his gag that is. >F---. F--- fuckity f--- f---. Whenever Buffy gets sprayed with blood she's always clean the next scene! Why can't I get the stains out? Whedon you lied to me!! Awh, poor wittle Grogu, all covered with some nasty slut's blood. It's not like I can stop wearing it, my huggy bear will notice after he pointed out how le epic it was. Just breath, remember you tips from Headspace, gotta Keep calm and carry on. Besides it's not my fault, what was I meant to do? She said she uses reddit but doesnt know what time the bacon narwhals? Fakes ass poser skank. Guess I'll have to cash my disability cheque and get another. >> Anonymous 08/15/24(Thu)13:24:02 No.144965124 >>144965033 >>144965049 >>144965110 I'd actually read this
File: IMG_20240814_182554.jpg (163 KB, 910x740) QUIRK CHUNGUS -fails to realize she has already become her mother BIG_ED -some dogs are doggos, some are puppers -missed out on being a w---- WAG VARS ☐ Anonymous 08/14/24(Wed)22:40:28 No. 144957212 >>144965033 >>144965054 MAN CHILD -lacks all personality and will; this has, in turn, become his entire personality -his own existence is okay with him somehow CHILD REPLACEMENT Write a plot for cartoon about Them >>144957228 >>144957254 >>144957292 >>144957359 >>144957404>>144957518 >>144957560 Anonymous 08/15/24(Thu)13:09:30 No. 144965033 >>144965049 >>144965124 File: dgen5ya-629d7fe6-87ff-43c(...).png (324 KB, 1000x1000) >>144957212 (OP) I'd tell a classic tale where one partner is a serial killer and desperately hides it from the other Only my twist would be they are both doing it Anonymous 08/15/24(Thu)13:11:54 No. 144965049 >>144965110 >>144965124 >>144965033 >Man Child is a Dexter/Hannibal Lecter style killer. Super emotionless, overly planned, feels numb and trying to shake a feeling loose >Quirk Chungus is more impulsive. A waitress will accidentally spill coffee on her and she'll pretend it's fine - "Ummm I can haz dry cleaning?? Haha it's okay!" - only to show up at the end of her shift with a hatchet Anonymous 08/15/24(Thu)13:21:21 No. 144965110 File: GRBQR-XWUAAdTm4.jpg (168 KB, 942x942) >>144965049 >>144965124 >She's bought a new shirt from etsy, it arrived today in a neat little plastic bag. This one is a cross between Baby Yoda and Baby Groot. Across the breast the phrase "I am Grogu!" is plastered in a gouache font. I ask her how that is funny. She tells me it isn't, that's why it is funny. I smile as if I understand but its white noise to me. The way these people live... I can't fathom it. Maybe Mr. MacGregor down in my work shed could help, once I remove his gag that is. >F---. F--- fuckity f--- f---. Whenever Buffy gets sprayed with blood she's always clean the next scene! Why can't I get the stains out? Whedon you lied to me!! Awh, poor wittle Grogu, all covered with some nasty slut's blood. It's not like I can stop wearing it, my huggy bear will notice after he pointed out how le epic it was. Just breath, remember you tips from Headspace, gotta Keep calm and carry on. Besides it's not my fault, what was I meant to do? She said she uses reddit but doesnt know what time the bacon narwhals? Fakes ass poser skank. Guess I'll have to cash my disability cheque and get another. >> Anonymous 08/15/24(Thu)13:24:02 No.144965124 >>144965033 >>144965049 >>144965110 I'd actually read this

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How do you respond anon? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/15/23(Fri)13:54:13 No.650918878 1694783101577944.png 81 KB PNG >drop game because it's s--- >"anon, how can you tell the game is bad if you haven't finished it?" >finish game and call it s--- >"if it's s---, why did you finish it?" What's the proper response to this?
Anonymous 09/15/23(Fri)13:54:13 No.650918878 1694783101577944.png 81 KB PNG >drop game because it's s--- >"anon, how can you tell the game is bad if you haven't finished it?" >finish game and call it s--- >"if it's s---, why did you finish it?" What's the proper response to this?

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Day in the life | /r/Greentext

⠀ Anonymous (ID: TYGpr1FO) 239 KB PNG 08/14/24(Wed) 06:09:56 No.58861819 >work early in the morning >wake up tired >go to work >jump on Google meet >boss is also tired >we all log off and go to bed Why doesn't this ever happen?
⠀ Anonymous (ID: TYGpr1FO) 239 KB PNG 08/14/24(Wed) 06:09:56 No.58861819 >work early in the morning >wake up tired >go to work >jump on Google meet >boss is also tired >we all log off and go to bed Why doesn't this ever happen?

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"why yes i am perfectly sane, how did you know?" | /r/Greentext

RYAN GOSLING THE EMILY BLUNT FAH ONLY IN THEATERS MAY Anonymous 08/15/24(Thu)01:08:38 No.202494892 >>202495596 >>202496672 >>202498130 >>202498270 >>202498294 >>202499760 >>202499783 (You) My wife sucks and doesn't like my drinking. Today she took me to see Fall Guy. Big mistake. First off I call my wife toilet brains because she can eats up practically any info you give her, like a good toilet. She's extremely intelligent and it's been nearly impossible to hide the gay stuff I do behind her back, so when you see me call her that don't take it the wrong way. For three full hours I watched Ryan Gosling do the sickest f------ stunts imaginable and violently rip apart Emily Blunt's dead body in car crash after car crash I'm pretty sure. I was drunk. But it got me thinking... What if my wife and kids died doing stunts for a movie and I got all the money just like Ryan Gosling in Fall Guy? So when that horse s--- finally f------ ended I beaned her temples with my palms like they were bongo drums and said "hey toilet brains shut the f--- up, you don't talk when I drink, I'm gonna make you famous ya worthless idiot" My wife and kids died doing what they love, riding in the car with me while I do drunk driving donuts. She wasn't wearing a seatbelt so when the car started rolling my wife flew out the window and tumbled through the sky head over heels like a beautiful angel or a throwing knife in CoD, rip my wonderful wife and kids I hope I win big in Vegas with your insurance money so you didn't die completely in vain and forgotten.
RYAN GOSLING THE EMILY BLUNT FAH ONLY IN THEATERS MAY Anonymous 08/15/24(Thu)01:08:38 No.202494892 >>202495596 >>202496672 >>202498130 >>202498270 >>202498294 >>202499760 >>202499783 (You) My wife sucks and doesn't like my drinking. Today she took me to see Fall Guy. Big mistake. First off I call my wife toilet brains because she can eats up practically any info you give her, like a good toilet. She's extremely intelligent and it's been nearly impossible to hide the gay stuff I do behind her back, so when you see me call her that don't take it the wrong way. For three full hours I watched Ryan Gosling do the sickest f------ stunts imaginable and violently rip apart Emily Blunt's dead body in car crash after car crash I'm pretty sure. I was drunk. But it got me thinking... What if my wife and kids died doing stunts for a movie and I got all the money just like Ryan Gosling in Fall Guy? So when that horse s--- finally f------ ended I beaned her temples with my palms like they were bongo drums and said "hey toilet brains shut the f--- up, you don't talk when I drink, I'm gonna make you famous ya worthless idiot" My wife and kids died doing what they love, riding in the car with me while I do drunk driving donuts. She wasn't wearing a seatbelt so when the car started rolling my wife flew out the window and tumbled through the sky head over heels like a beautiful angel or a throwing knife in CoD, rip my wonderful wife and kids I hope I win big in Vegas with your insurance money so you didn't die completely in vain and forgotten.

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Nazinon tries being funny in Germany | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/29/18(Wed)07:23:29 No.5245454 >On 18 July 1944, during a strategy conference in the Wolfsschanze,[6] a fly began buzzing around the room, allegedly landing on Hitler's shoulder and on the surface of a map several 73 KB PNG times. Irritated, Hitler ordered Darges to dispatch the nuisance. Darges suggested that, as it was an airborne pest, the job should go to the Luftwaffe adjutant, Nicolaus von Below. Hitler took Darges aside, dismissed him on the spot and had him transferred to the Eastern Front.[3] >>5245936 # >>5245994 # >>5246135 # >>5246730 # >>5246850 # >>5246877 #
: Anonymous 08/29/18(Wed)07:23:29 No.5245454 >On 18 July 1944, during a strategy conference in the Wolfsschanze,[6] a fly began buzzing around the room, allegedly landing on Hitler's shoulder and on the surface of a map several 73 KB PNG times. Irritated, Hitler ordered Darges to dispatch the nuisance. Darges suggested that, as it was an airborne pest, the job should go to the Luftwaffe adjutant, Nicolaus von Below. Hitler took Darges aside, dismissed him on the spot and had him transferred to the Eastern Front.[3] >>5245936 # >>5245994 # >>5246135 # >>5246730 # >>5246850 # >>5246877 #

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Anon gets the Dull Machete | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/20/23(Fri)09:22:41 No.654768470 1664612635984696.png 245 KB PNG >Guy gets bisected by piano wire >"HOLY F------ S--- THAT WAS AWESOME, GOLDEN CHAINSAW FOR SURE!!" >Camera zooms in on girl's ass >"yeeeah... this movie didn't age too well. Hey, any film- makers watching? Maybe... don't?"
Anonymous 10/20/23(Fri)09:22:41 No.654768470 1664612635984696.png 245 KB PNG >Guy gets bisected by piano wire >"HOLY F------ S--- THAT WAS AWESOME, GOLDEN CHAINSAW FOR SURE!!" >Camera zooms in on girl's ass >"yeeeah... this movie didn't age too well. Hey, any film- makers watching? Maybe... don't?"

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Last ditch attempt | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/19/23(Tue)21:12:19 No.651415797 1664133857232596.jpg 335 KB JPG >every RE game some guy turns himself into a horrific monster to kill the heroes what is their plan if they win? be a giant monster thing forever?
: Anonymous 09/19/23(Tue)21:12:19 No.651415797 1664133857232596.jpg 335 KB JPG >every RE game some guy turns himself into a horrific monster to kill the heroes what is their plan if they win? be a giant monster thing forever?

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Anonymous Human technological and Societ(...) 431 KB JPG 08/14/24(Wed)15:12:01 No.16960962 >modern humans first developed around 300,000 years ago >humans are estimated to have reached every continent except Antarctica 60,000 years ago >It took us 240,000 years to walk everywhere we could go without boats >after nearly a quarter-million years of discovering what our planet has, and finally reaching every corner of it, it will still take us another 48,000 years to learn that seeds make plants ??? >ffw another 7,000 f------ years and we've finally collectively made like 4 civilizations, and in another several millennia a couple more will pop up >ffw 5,000 more years (the 20th century) and we've gone from horse wagons to 7,000 MPH jets within a human lifetime taking this at face value, why has humanity developed exponentially? Is it literally just us deciding to spend more time making new stuff? IMO there had to be some sort of massive civilizations that are lost to time, there's no way we spend so long doing so little. Its unbelievable
Anonymous Human technological and Societ(...) 431 KB JPG 08/14/24(Wed)15:12:01 No.16960962 >modern humans first developed around 300,000 years ago >humans are estimated to have reached every continent except Antarctica 60,000 years ago >It took us 240,000 years to walk everywhere we could go without boats >after nearly a quarter-million years of discovering what our planet has, and finally reaching every corner of it, it will still take us another 48,000 years to learn that seeds make plants ??? >ffw another 7,000 f------ years and we've finally collectively made like 4 civilizations, and in another several millennia a couple more will pop up >ffw 5,000 more years (the 20th century) and we've gone from horse wagons to 7,000 MPH jets within a human lifetime taking this at face value, why has humanity developed exponentially? Is it literally just us deciding to spend more time making new stuff? IMO there had to be some sort of massive civilizations that are lost to time, there's no way we spend so long doing so little. Its unbelievable

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Anon gets girlfriend to stop vaping | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ADORLA SALTS WARNING: This product contains ARNING:This ProNicotine. Nicotine tans nicotine No is an addictive an addictive chen chemical. 152 KB JPG 05/05/24(Sun)18:50:06 No.917941448 >girlfriend has a bad vaping addiction >gets very frustrated with herself because she's tried several times to quit >idea >figure out how to take apart the juice bottles she uses and put them together all without looking like they were tampered with >use dilution formula to decrease the nicotine concentration from 50% to 49%, hiding the extra bottles of juice I used >she went through a bottle a week on her own >over the course of last year, I would lower her juice's nicotine percentage by 1 every bottle >she just hit 0% a month ago >unsure how to tell her, I waited >she quits vaping 8 days ago, saying she felt less and less urge to hit it >just told me this is the best and most confident she ever felt on quitting, and she's amazed with herself >hug her and tell her I'm extremely proud of her Yeah I'm not gonna tell her what I did, it boosted the hell out of her self-confidence thinking she quit on her own, and I'm not taking that from her
Anonymous ADORLA SALTS WARNING: This product contains ARNING:This ProNicotine. Nicotine tans nicotine No is an addictive an addictive chen chemical. 152 KB JPG 05/05/24(Sun)18:50:06 No.917941448 >girlfriend has a bad vaping addiction >gets very frustrated with herself because she's tried several times to quit >idea >figure out how to take apart the juice bottles she uses and put them together all without looking like they were tampered with >use dilution formula to decrease the nicotine concentration from 50% to 49%, hiding the extra bottles of juice I used >she went through a bottle a week on her own >over the course of last year, I would lower her juice's nicotine percentage by 1 every bottle >she just hit 0% a month ago >unsure how to tell her, I waited >she quits vaping 8 days ago, saying she felt less and less urge to hit it >just told me this is the best and most confident she ever felt on quitting, and she's amazed with herself >hug her and tell her I'm extremely proud of her Yeah I'm not gonna tell her what I did, it boosted the hell out of her self-confidence thinking she quit on her own, and I'm not taking that from her

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Anon is The One | /r/Greentext

File: The Matrix.jpg (72 KB, 750x390) > Waken to green text on my screen > "Wake up Anon" > Holy_Shit.exe > This is it > "The r--- dwarf has you" > Oh no, no, no, no, no > Try to remember where my gun's at > "Knock Knock Anon" > Hear sharp knock at my door > F--- ☐ Anonymous 08/15/24(Thu)00:58:48 No.78493130 ► >Be me, hacker, alias 'Anon' > Feel there's something wrong with the world > Felt it my entire life > Like a splinter in my mind, driving me mad > Every night, stay up at my computer hacking to discover the truth > I know the question, just as 'he' did > One evening, fall asleep at my desk while hacking
File: The Matrix.jpg (72 KB, 750x390) > Waken to green text on my screen > "Wake up Anon" > Holy_Shit.exe > This is it > "The r--- dwarf has you" > Oh no, no, no, no, no > Try to remember where my gun's at > "Knock Knock Anon" > Hear sharp knock at my door > F--- ☐ Anonymous 08/15/24(Thu)00:58:48 No.78493130 ► >Be me, hacker, alias 'Anon' > Feel there's something wrong with the world > Felt it my entire life > Like a splinter in my mind, driving me mad > Every night, stay up at my computer hacking to discover the truth > I know the question, just as 'he' did > One evening, fall asleep at my desk while hacking

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Anon sleeps on couch | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 33 KB JPG 01/11/18(Thu)11:31:51 No.42419292 >>42419060 (OP) # >be me >have female friend >she wants to come to my place >chill, watch some movies, eat pizza, talk >It's getting late, she wants to stay overnight >k whatevs >prepare the couch for her >we go to sleep >10 mins later she crawls into my bed >she slightly puts her head angainst my shoulder >feel uncomfortable, think she wants to have the bed >I get up and sleep on the couch yeah, we never talked to each other again
Anonymous 33 KB JPG 01/11/18(Thu)11:31:51 No.42419292 >>42419060 (OP) # >be me >have female friend >she wants to come to my place >chill, watch some movies, eat pizza, talk >It's getting late, she wants to stay overnight >k whatevs >prepare the couch for her >we go to sleep >10 mins later she crawls into my bed >she slightly puts her head angainst my shoulder >feel uncomfortable, think she wants to have the bed >I get up and sleep on the couch yeah, we never talked to each other again

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Anon is weird | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 164 KB PNG 09/22/23(Fri)19:48:30 No.40342171 >"Gosh Anon, I'd never r--- you!" >"To be honest, I don't think anypony could r--- you, no matter how hard they tried." >"You're so much bigger and stronger than us, you could just have your way with any mare you want." >"All she could do is lie down and take it as you thrust in and out of her warm, wet pony p----." >"Her moans would be drowned out by the loud, ferocious grunts you'd make as you assault her tiny womb with your virile human seed." >"And she'd be so embarrassed, she wouldn't tell the guards a thing. Because deep down she secretly enjoyed it, and wants you to do it again." >"But you'd never do that, would you? No, you're a nice guy." >"Oh, and I'll be leaving my door unlocked tonight. Just thought I'd let you know."
Anonymous 164 KB PNG 09/22/23(Fri)19:48:30 No.40342171 >"Gosh Anon, I'd never r--- you!" >"To be honest, I don't think anypony could r--- you, no matter how hard they tried." >"You're so much bigger and stronger than us, you could just have your way with any mare you want." >"All she could do is lie down and take it as you thrust in and out of her warm, wet pony p----." >"Her moans would be drowned out by the loud, ferocious grunts you'd make as you assault her tiny womb with your virile human seed." >"And she'd be so embarrassed, she wouldn't tell the guards a thing. Because deep down she secretly enjoyed it, and wants you to do it again." >"But you'd never do that, would you? No, you're a nice guy." >"Oh, and I'll be leaving my door unlocked tonight. Just thought I'd let you know."

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Anon hates 2 factor authentication | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/14/24(Wed)16:18:42 No. 101894266 >>1018 >please enter your password to login >also 6 digit code sent to email >btw also a code sent to your phone >finally enter your pin because f--- you Okay, who should I be directing my rage at? Whose fault is this? BC 00 40 M
Anonymous 08/14/24(Wed)16:18:42 No. 101894266 >>1018 >please enter your password to login >also 6 digit code sent to email >btw also a code sent to your phone >finally enter your pin because f--- you Okay, who should I be directing my rage at? Whose fault is this? BC 00 40 M

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Anon owns nothing and he's happy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/05/24(Mon)22:18:04 No. 101743141 10:53 110 B 221 180% Memory/CPU r/selfhosted 379k members 315 Self-Hosters Join A place to share, discuss, discover, assist with, gain assistance for, and critique self-hosted alternatives to our favorite web app... See more #8 in Tech News & Discussion от justuseplexbro.jpg 950 KB JPG >spends $1000 on a NAS >spends $3000 on hard drives >spends $2000 on blu-ray discs or $5 a month on VPNs >spends $500 a year on maintenance because hard drives fail all the time >spends $300 a year on electricity >spends more time watching YouTube tutorials than watching movies CAN'T YOU SEE? THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN PAYING $30 A MONTH FOR NETFLIX
: Anonymous 08/05/24(Mon)22:18:04 No. 101743141 10:53 110 B 221 180% Memory/CPU r/selfhosted 379k members 315 Self-Hosters Join A place to share, discuss, discover, assist with, gain assistance for, and critique self-hosted alternatives to our favorite web app... See more #8 in Tech News & Discussion от justuseplexbro.jpg 950 KB JPG >spends $1000 on a NAS >spends $3000 on hard drives >spends $2000 on blu-ray discs or $5 a month on VPNs >spends $500 a year on maintenance because hard drives fail all the time >spends $300 a year on electricity >spends more time watching YouTube tutorials than watching movies CAN'T YOU SEE? THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN PAYING $30 A MONTH FOR NETFLIX

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Anon on life. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous R: 15/1:2 DUDE JUST WAGESLAVE FOR 50 YEARS LMAO 31 KB PNG Anonymous 08/12/24(Mon)04:32:33 No.78467174 >be born without consent >forced to go to school, practically forced to work >suicide is considered immoral and causes suffering, gets you locked up if you fail How is this fair? 08/12/24(Mon)06:41:18 No.78467832 >>78467174 (OP). >How is this fair? Nobody ever said it was.
Anonymous R: 15/1:2 DUDE JUST WAGESLAVE FOR 50 YEARS LMAO 31 KB PNG Anonymous 08/12/24(Mon)04:32:33 No.78467174 >be born without consent >forced to go to school, practically forced to work >suicide is considered immoral and causes suffering, gets you locked up if you fail How is this fair? 08/12/24(Mon)06:41:18 No.78467832 >>78467174 (OP). >How is this fair? Nobody ever said it was.

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Dead humor | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/09/24(Fri)05:47:30 No.202291257 1_OubYRV_WNR9iYrzUAVINHw.jpg 244 KB JPG >Tells vulgar joke or commits a vulgar action >Makes normalfags die of laughter What level of degeneracy do you have to be to enjoy this character?
: Anonymous 08/09/24(Fri)05:47:30 No.202291257 1_OubYRV_WNR9iYrzUAVINHw.jpg 244 KB JPG >Tells vulgar joke or commits a vulgar action >Makes normalfags die of laughter What level of degeneracy do you have to be to enjoy this character?

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anon has a sister | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/14/24(Wed)20:32:07 No. 11700886 >be me >have 10 year old sister >need to do the dishes >"hey sis, can you do the dishes for me pretty please?" >"no" >"what if I pay you 1 dollar?" >"no" >"what if I pay you..5 dollars?" >"no" >"what if I pay you...20 dollars?" >"no" >"what if I pay you...1 million dollars?" >"no" >"WHY?!" >no reply for 30 seconds >"because it's your job, not mine" and I am the only one diagnosed with a mental disability in this family
Anonymous 08/14/24(Wed)20:32:07 No. 11700886 >be me >have 10 year old sister >need to do the dishes >"hey sis, can you do the dishes for me pretty please?" >"no" >"what if I pay you 1 dollar?" >"no" >"what if I pay you..5 dollars?" >"no" >"what if I pay you...20 dollars?" >"no" >"what if I pay you...1 million dollars?" >"no" >"WHY?!" >no reply for 30 seconds >"because it's your job, not mine" and I am the only one diagnosed with a mental disability in this family

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Anon makes a discovery | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/01/19(Wed)20:09:35 No.52208580 IT ENDS NOW >be me 84 KB GIF your bag" >open his bag >working at movie theater >"hum hello, i'd like 5 tickets for end game" >5 fat neckbeards looking at me >they're like super excited >"thank you mam" >"excuse me, i've got to check >5 empty bottles of water >"recycling you know..." >"ok have a good day" >3 hours later movie's done >"anon go check if the room is empty" > room is empty >pop corn everywhere as usual >money and keys on the floor as usual >5 bottles full of piss as usual >5 BOTTLES FULL OF PISS recycle my left nut f------ neckbeards
Anonymous 05/01/19(Wed)20:09:35 No.52208580 IT ENDS NOW >be me 84 KB GIF your bag" >open his bag >working at movie theater >"hum hello, i'd like 5 tickets for end game" >5 fat neckbeards looking at me >they're like super excited >"thank you mam" >"excuse me, i've got to check >5 empty bottles of water >"recycling you know..." >"ok have a good day" >3 hours later movie's done >"anon go check if the room is empty" > room is empty >pop corn everywhere as usual >money and keys on the floor as usual >5 bottles full of piss as usual >5 BOTTLES FULL OF PISS recycle my left nut f------ neckbeards

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☐ Anonymous 08/08/24(Thu)05:01:26 No.62232552 ►>>62233253 >>62231750 >Listen here you little s---------, I haven't had a piece of ass in six goddamn months. You hand over that goat or i'll radio that we're taking fire and they'll drop so much goddamn ordnance on your s----- little mudhuts that the guys on the next rotation will think this is where Kubrick faked the f------ moon landing"
☐ Anonymous 08/08/24(Thu)05:01:26 No.62232552 ►>>62233253 >>62231750 >Listen here you little s---------, I haven't had a piece of ass in six goddamn months. You hand over that goat or i'll radio that we're taking fire and they'll drop so much goddamn ordnance on your s----- little mudhuts that the guys on the next rotation will think this is where Kubrick faked the f------ moon landing"

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Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)18:31:56 No.62105585 polishflag.jpg 63 KB JPG >half the military budget >has better army equipment than britain and an army twice the size How did they do it?
Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)18:31:56 No.62105585 polishflag.jpg 63 KB JPG >half the military budget >has better army equipment than britain and an army twice the size How did they do it?

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