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Anonymous 08/12/24(Mon)06:21:00 No.202389252 SEA SALT 500000 a Chatside JE crop-POTROAST_PROCESS_037.jpg 213 KB JPG > "You want to know what makes me one of the greatest chefs in world? First observe my rotund body this should immediately tell you I have a LOT of experience eating food, Secondly my skin is covered in tons of EPIC tats which should clue you in that I have been deep in the underbelly of the culinary world, and last but not least notice how I maintain a unkempt appearance this tells society that I am a rebel at heart. That is why I am one the greatest chefs in the world."
Anonymous 08/12/24(Mon)06:21:00 No.202389252 SEA SALT 500000 a Chatside JE crop-POTROAST_PROCESS_037.jpg 213 KB JPG > "You want to know what makes me one of the greatest chefs in world? First observe my rotund body this should immediately tell you I have a LOT of experience eating food, Secondly my skin is covered in tons of EPIC tats which should clue you in that I have been deep in the underbelly of the culinary world, and last but not least notice how I maintain a unkempt appearance this tells society that I am a rebel at heart. That is why I am one the greatest chefs in the world."

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Anonymous 54 KB JPG 11/16/17(Thu)22:19:21 No.41166713 >arguing with coworker >accidentally call a coworker a soyboy >he asks what it is but try to shrug it off >boss overhears and makes me explain to everyone >"well, soy has a lot of estrogen in it, so when you drink a lot of soy milk it makes you weak and effeminate and-" >soyboy: "Well I see you must've been drinking a lot of soy!" >everyone laughs at me >try to explain I'm not a soyboy but no one listens >tfw my nickname at work is now "soyboy"
Anonymous 54 KB JPG 11/16/17(Thu)22:19:21 No.41166713 >arguing with coworker >accidentally call a coworker a soyboy >he asks what it is but try to shrug it off >boss overhears and makes me explain to everyone >"well, soy has a lot of estrogen in it, so when you drink a lot of soy milk it makes you weak and effeminate and-" >soyboy: "Well I see you must've been drinking a lot of soy!" >everyone laughs at me >try to explain I'm not a soyboy but no one listens >tfw my nickname at work is now "soyboy"

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195 KB PNG >Mother got extremely sick on Christmas >She gets hospitalized >Doctor tell us she will be here until January 2 >I take care of my mother and I have to stay on the hospital every night taking care of her >Tell my girlfriend I have to cancel our plans for new year's party at a friend house because I'll be staying with my mom >She tells me she is still going without me >I think to myself "well I don't want her to have a s----- New Year so it's ok" >Later today best bro calls me >"hey buddy, I heard that you are staying at the hospital for new year, I canceled my plans and will bring you food to the hospital so we can celebrate"
195 KB PNG >Mother got extremely sick on Christmas >She gets hospitalized >Doctor tell us she will be here until January 2 >I take care of my mother and I have to stay on the hospital every night taking care of her >Tell my girlfriend I have to cancel our plans for new year's party at a friend house because I'll be staying with my mom >She tells me she is still going without me >I think to myself "well I don't want her to have a s----- New Year so it's ok" >Later today best bro calls me >"hey buddy, I heard that you are staying at the hospital for new year, I canceled my plans and will bring you food to the hospital so we can celebrate"

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181 KB PNG >dating a filipino girl in my 20s >she sits me down in the kitchen >her mom comes in from the bathroom with 3 jars >"white boys always lose hair. We put a stop to it" >girlfriend holds my hand >mom opens first jar >white like elmers glue >rubs contents all through my hair >feels like liquid silk >she talks to daughter in Tagalog >opens second jar >dark green with texture like lotion >dips her finger in >rubs it along my hairline >a few minutes pass as they talk in a language I can't understand >girlfriend gets up and rinses my hair off in the kitchen sink >her mom opens the last jar >pulls out a scoop with her finger >its like honey consistency but red >tells me to open up >rubs it all over my tongue >it tastes like copper and salt >holds my face and tells me not to swallow yet >it's disgusting >girlfriend brings me water >I drink it >hair has been perfect ever since >mfw I don't know what the f--- happened or what any of that s--- was but it worked.
181 KB PNG >dating a filipino girl in my 20s >she sits me down in the kitchen >her mom comes in from the bathroom with 3 jars >"white boys always lose hair. We put a stop to it" >girlfriend holds my hand >mom opens first jar >white like elmers glue >rubs contents all through my hair >feels like liquid silk >she talks to daughter in Tagalog >opens second jar >dark green with texture like lotion >dips her finger in >rubs it along my hairline >a few minutes pass as they talk in a language I can't understand >girlfriend gets up and rinses my hair off in the kitchen sink >her mom opens the last jar >pulls out a scoop with her finger >its like honey consistency but red >tells me to open up >rubs it all over my tongue >it tastes like copper and salt >holds my face and tells me not to swallow yet >it's disgusting >girlfriend brings me water >I drink it >hair has been perfect ever since >mfw I don't know what the f--- happened or what any of that s--- was but it worked.

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Anonymous (ID: F71wCKF7) + 140 KB JPG 08/16/24(Fri)09:30:37 No.21000620 >one of the best chefs in the world >is british <???
Anonymous (ID: F71wCKF7) + 140 KB JPG 08/16/24(Fri)09:30:37 No.21000620 >one of the best chefs in the world >is british <???

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File: 1720765128601607.jpg (29 KB, 680x591) another topic ☐ Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)06:01:03 No.78504199 >>78504272 >>78504366 >>78504529 >be me 32 >at family reunion >start asking me if I have a gf >"no I'm virgin" >everyone starts laughing, they make a few jokes and move onto honestly, I feel much better now. I feel like I'm hiding nothing Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)06:11:01 No.78504272 >>78504199 (OP) # >I feel like I'm hiding nothing yeah, they all know you have autism now
File: 1720765128601607.jpg (29 KB, 680x591) another topic ☐ Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)06:01:03 No.78504199 >>78504272 >>78504366 >>78504529 >be me 32 >at family reunion >start asking me if I have a gf >"no I'm virgin" >everyone starts laughing, they make a few jokes and move onto honestly, I feel much better now. I feel like I'm hiding nothing Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)06:11:01 No.78504272 >>78504199 (OP) # >I feel like I'm hiding nothing yeah, they all know you have autism now

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File: kekw.jpg (87 KB, 637x548) is he retarded?? Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)07:52:15 No.78504889 >>78504903 doing important stuff online >>78504916 >>78504977 >be me >last year of hs meet a random guy >pretty normie but idc seems cool >one day ask what kinda internet s--- he does cuz he's always talking about >gets all weird and says "I cant tell you its an exclusive thing" >whateverdude.jpg >one day ask again get the same response >wait until hes doing whatever it is he cant show me and look over his shoulder >mfw this retard was trying to gatekeep reddit I full on asked if thats what his exclusive thing is and he said its because hes popular on some sub or whatever b------- and doesnt want people to treat him differently thank f--- I got out of that school
File: kekw.jpg (87 KB, 637x548) is he retarded?? Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)07:52:15 No.78504889 >>78504903 doing important stuff online >>78504916 >>78504977 >be me >last year of hs meet a random guy >pretty normie but idc seems cool >one day ask what kinda internet s--- he does cuz he's always talking about >gets all weird and says "I cant tell you its an exclusive thing" >whateverdude.jpg >one day ask again get the same response >wait until hes doing whatever it is he cant show me and look over his shoulder >mfw this retard was trying to gatekeep reddit I full on asked if thats what his exclusive thing is and he said its because hes popular on some sub or whatever b------- and doesnt want people to treat him differently thank f--- I got out of that school

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Anonymous (ID: RPGwqyIT 08/15/24(Thu)15:10:05 No.478371177 47a718d2-0c46-4f57-bcad-b0473ba808f9_dc0a12db.jpg 65 KB JPG I heard a joke supposedly going around in Kursk: >Putin is at a loss with his armies getting stomped in Kursk, and in desperation he summons the ghost of Stalin: >Stalin: Why have you summoned me? >Putin: Help - the NAZIS have returned to Kursk and my armies are getting crushed! What can I do? >Stalin: Do what I did in 1943. Send the best Ukrainian troops to Kursk and ask the US for weapons.
Anonymous (ID: RPGwqyIT 08/15/24(Thu)15:10:05 No.478371177 47a718d2-0c46-4f57-bcad-b0473ba808f9_dc0a12db.jpg 65 KB JPG I heard a joke supposedly going around in Kursk: >Putin is at a loss with his armies getting stomped in Kursk, and in desperation he summons the ghost of Stalin: >Stalin: Why have you summoned me? >Putin: Help - the NAZIS have returned to Kursk and my armies are getting crushed! What can I do? >Stalin: Do what I did in 1943. Send the best Ukrainian troops to Kursk and ask the US for weapons.

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File: Frog.jpg (5 KB, 302x167) Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)00:35:53 No.922936117 >>922936171 >>922936239 >>922936613 >>922936771 Bruh im gonna kill myself >be me >be relatively happy >met world friends for the first time in a while yesterday >have for my circumstances a lot of social interactions >feeling_good.jpeg >want to finish this day of with a few beers >not allowed to drink at home because "i have a problem" >so go for a late night walk with 40.5 liter cans >finish my walk >right about to go home >suddenly almost predictably get a coughing fit so bad that i puke all over myself My only hope is that everyone is already asleep at my place. Good i hate having the gag reflex of a little bitch Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)00:37:18 No.922936171 >>922936117 (OP) >>922936351 You're gonna kill yourself because you puked? Damn, anon Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)00:39:09 No.922936239 >>922936117 (OP) Eh Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)00:41:19 No.922936351 >>922936171 More because of the conversation im going to have about my late under the week drinking, also because it ruined my almost perfect day Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)00:43:05 No.922936425 >>922936613 ESL n----- Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)00:47:42 No.922936613 >>922936117 (OP) >>922936425 No im not esl just a drunk phone poster don't know how the word world got in there Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)00:52:17 No.922936771 ► File: captcha.png (9 KB, 228x141) >>922936117 imagine being such a f-- that you couldnt even suck d--- Get Captcha TYPE THE CAPTCHA HERE >>922936117 (OP) R imagine being such a f-- that you couldnt even suck d--- the catpcha agrees
File: Frog.jpg (5 KB, 302x167) Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)00:35:53 No.922936117 >>922936171 >>922936239 >>922936613 >>922936771 Bruh im gonna kill myself >be me >be relatively happy >met world friends for the first time in a while yesterday >have for my circumstances a lot of social interactions >feeling_good.jpeg >want to finish this day of with a few beers >not allowed to drink at home because "i have a problem" >so go for a late night walk with 40.5 liter cans >finish my walk >right about to go home >suddenly almost predictably get a coughing fit so bad that i puke all over myself My only hope is that everyone is already asleep at my place. Good i hate having the gag reflex of a little bitch Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)00:37:18 No.922936171 >>922936117 (OP) >>922936351 You're gonna kill yourself because you puked? Damn, anon Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)00:39:09 No.922936239 >>922936117 (OP) Eh Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)00:41:19 No.922936351 >>922936171 More because of the conversation im going to have about my late under the week drinking, also because it ruined my almost perfect day Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)00:43:05 No.922936425 >>922936613 ESL n----- Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)00:47:42 No.922936613 >>922936117 (OP) >>922936425 No im not esl just a drunk phone poster don't know how the word world got in there Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)00:52:17 No.922936771 ► File: captcha.png (9 KB, 228x141) >>922936117 imagine being such a f-- that you couldnt even suck d--- Get Captcha TYPE THE CAPTCHA HERE >>922936117 (OP) R imagine being such a f-- that you couldnt even suck d--- the catpcha agrees

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous FOLD PEOPLE TRY: PRIME ▼Settings Mobile Home 08/15/24(Thu)19:38:31 No.78502344 JOE HOT PICKLE PRIME Old People Try Prime and TikTok Pickles 87K views • 3 months ago 91 KB PNG >Watch video >Grandma starts fellating a pickle nanna wft? 7:02
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous FOLD PEOPLE TRY: PRIME ▼Settings Mobile Home 08/15/24(Thu)19:38:31 No.78502344 JOE HOT PICKLE PRIME Old People Try Prime and TikTok Pickles 87K views • 3 months ago 91 KB PNG >Watch video >Grandma starts fellating a pickle nanna wft? 7:02

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Anonymous (ID: IP4U8N1w) [ 10/05/21(Tue)09:10:37 No.342225864 MAKE A GREAT AGA maga vax.png 435 KB PNG >*cough*cough >"o-okay, please give me the vaccine now. W-what do you mean it doesn't work that way? Please, I have a wife and ki- >BEEEEEEP
Anonymous (ID: IP4U8N1w) [ 10/05/21(Tue)09:10:37 No.342225864 MAKE A GREAT AGA maga vax.png 435 KB PNG >*cough*cough >"o-okay, please give me the vaccine now. W-what do you mean it doesn't work that way? Please, I have a wife and ki- >BEEEEEEP

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: Anonymous 08/11/24(Sun)19:22:06 No.202369613 O Evil Dead 2013.jpg 97 KB JPG >Why don't you come down here and let me suck your c--- pretty boy How do you respond without getting your d--- bitten off?
: Anonymous 08/11/24(Sun)19:22:06 No.202369613 O Evil Dead 2013.jpg 97 KB JPG >Why don't you come down here and let me suck your c--- pretty boy How do you respond without getting your d--- bitten off?

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47 KB JPG >be elected President with under 50% of the popular vote >be most unpopular president in American history >have almost no political experience >be called radical, funny-looking buffoonish moron >fail major debates (according to the press) >Democrats threaten secession nationwide >riots kick off in major cities across country >see approval rating fall below 35-40% almost immediately >get called fascist nutjob and tyrant by all the press >watch as nation erupts into frenzied political violence and chaos between fringe factions >be President Abraham Lincoln >pic unrelated
47 KB JPG >be elected President with under 50% of the popular vote >be most unpopular president in American history >have almost no political experience >be called radical, funny-looking buffoonish moron >fail major debates (according to the press) >Democrats threaten secession nationwide >riots kick off in major cities across country >see approval rating fall below 35-40% almost immediately >get called fascist nutjob and tyrant by all the press >watch as nation erupts into frenzied political violence and chaos between fringe factions >be President Abraham Lincoln >pic unrelated

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Anonymous 315 KB JPG >be me 08/26/22(Fri)00:27:35 No.884534435 >work as lifeguard for indoor pool >sitting in my guard chair, slow day today >kid with downs walks in >not wearing any swimming clothes, just casual wear >he waddles up to me >"how's your day been, anon?" >i tell him i've been fine >"how much do you bench?" >i tell him i can only do a single rep of 185 >"wow, you're so strong" >he walks out of the pool, never to be seen again thank you, random kid with downs. you've made my day
Anonymous 315 KB JPG >be me 08/26/22(Fri)00:27:35 No.884534435 >work as lifeguard for indoor pool >sitting in my guard chair, slow day today >kid with downs walks in >not wearing any swimming clothes, just casual wear >he waddles up to me >"how's your day been, anon?" >i tell him i've been fine >"how much do you bench?" >i tell him i can only do a single rep of 185 >"wow, you're so strong" >he walks out of the pool, never to be seen again thank you, random kid with downs. you've made my day

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Anonymous 07/15/24(Mon) 18:00:20 No.27814371 oslw40urqqey.jpg 8 KB JPG > Go to body shop next to store I'm at > Say "Hi, could I get an estimate for rocker panel repair?" > Guy immediately looks like the world is ending when he hears that > Says no So is this a body shop or not?
Anonymous 07/15/24(Mon) 18:00:20 No.27814371 oslw40urqqey.jpg 8 KB JPG > Go to body shop next to store I'm at > Say "Hi, could I get an estimate for rocker panel repair?" > Guy immediately looks like the world is ending when he hears that > Says no So is this a body shop or not?

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File: images (9).jpg (10 KB, 300x168) Anonymous 08/15/24(Thu)11:01:43 No.922916766 >Be me >Visit my Grandparents in Florida in the late 90s >Grandpa is giddy as hell >Asks me if I know what a Model A was >Takes me out to the shed and there was an old AF car >Tells me it was like the first car he ever owned >Tells me stories about the shenanigans he and his friends got up to in the car. >He just bought it and wanted to restore it >Help him out while I was there, getting an interest in cars. >It took him 10 years to restore it completely because he was doing it on his own. >He drives it around, takes it to Car shows >Grandma HATES the car >Grandma's health takes a s--- due to being a c--- >They have to move up to Michigan to be closer to family >Tells him to sell the car >He tells her to eat s---, the car was coming. >He plans to trailer it, or drive it up himself >With the help of my uncle, she sells the car for $2000 >Grandpa is not even mad, he's depressed as hell >Never see him happy again >He dies a few years after her >turns out he wanted me to have the car because I was the only one who helped him >MFW my uncle posts boomer s--- about because his kids doesn't want to keep his stuff as heirlooms
File: images (9).jpg (10 KB, 300x168) Anonymous 08/15/24(Thu)11:01:43 No.922916766 >Be me >Visit my Grandparents in Florida in the late 90s >Grandpa is giddy as hell >Asks me if I know what a Model A was >Takes me out to the shed and there was an old AF car >Tells me it was like the first car he ever owned >Tells me stories about the shenanigans he and his friends got up to in the car. >He just bought it and wanted to restore it >Help him out while I was there, getting an interest in cars. >It took him 10 years to restore it completely because he was doing it on his own. >He drives it around, takes it to Car shows >Grandma HATES the car >Grandma's health takes a s--- due to being a c--- >They have to move up to Michigan to be closer to family >Tells him to sell the car >He tells her to eat s---, the car was coming. >He plans to trailer it, or drive it up himself >With the help of my uncle, she sells the car for $2000 >Grandpa is not even mad, he's depressed as hell >Never see him happy again >He dies a few years after her >turns out he wanted me to have the car because I was the only one who helped him >MFW my uncle posts boomer s--- about because his kids doesn't want to keep his stuff as heirlooms

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Anonymous 08/15/24(Thu)17:03:55 No.2697568 >>2697571 >be me >with friend >he wants to eat >"You should try japanese food bro. It's so good bro, You gotta try i >never ate japanese food before, hesitant at first but ok >food comes >hesitantly take a bite >lukewarm, taste is horrible, texture feels like a live worm in your mouth trying to escape >immediately vomit is this why Japan has a lower obesity rate than the west? sage 08/15/24(Thu)17:07:47 No.2697571 >>2697568 (OP) its probably autism anon sage
Anonymous 08/15/24(Thu)17:03:55 No.2697568 >>2697571 >be me >with friend >he wants to eat >"You should try japanese food bro. It's so good bro, You gotta try i >never ate japanese food before, hesitant at first but ok >food comes >hesitantly take a bite >lukewarm, taste is horrible, texture feels like a live worm in your mouth trying to escape >immediately vomit is this why Japan has a lower obesity rate than the west? sage 08/15/24(Thu)17:07:47 No.2697571 >>2697568 (OP) its probably autism anon sage

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Anonymous dress for the job you want 32 KB JPG 08/14/24(Wed)17:52:05 No.78493603 >1st day of class in college >professor makes us do one of those forced icebreaker things >girl sitting in front of me turns back and we talk for a bit >seem to be hitting it off nicely >she says we should meet up later >i agree >shes asks for my snapchat >i dont use it >she asks for my instagram >tell her i dont use any social media and offer her my phone number >her nose scrunches up, and without a single word she turns back around and immediately begins talking to someone else >aggressively ignored me from that point forward College was so blackpilling ⠀ Anonymous >>78493603 (OP) # 08/14/24(Wed)17:55:02 No.78493624 Man, I hate social media. Lacking it apparently also gives corpos the ick. What happened to not connecting any information to yourself online?
Anonymous dress for the job you want 32 KB JPG 08/14/24(Wed)17:52:05 No.78493603 >1st day of class in college >professor makes us do one of those forced icebreaker things >girl sitting in front of me turns back and we talk for a bit >seem to be hitting it off nicely >she says we should meet up later >i agree >shes asks for my snapchat >i dont use it >she asks for my instagram >tell her i dont use any social media and offer her my phone number >her nose scrunches up, and without a single word she turns back around and immediately begins talking to someone else >aggressively ignored me from that point forward College was so blackpilling ⠀ Anonymous >>78493603 (OP) # 08/14/24(Wed)17:55:02 No.78493624 Man, I hate social media. Lacking it apparently also gives corpos the ick. What happened to not connecting any information to yourself online?

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