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Anonymous 09/23/15(Wed)22:56:01 No.642863132 >>642860186 (OP) # >work at liqour store >see obviously underage girls enter and rush to the back >hear them whispering and discussing what to get >they grab heaven hill vodka >they try and check out and I ask for I'd >they "lost" it but one says her dad says its ok she's 22 >laugh at them and tell them gtfo >same girl tells me her dad is rich blah blah >they leave and I start eating a pickle in a bag >drive thru bell rings >walk over and see its the same girls >they freak out one says that there should have been someone else >I stare at them eating my pickle >they speed off >good pickle
Anonymous 09/23/15(Wed)22:56:01 No.642863132 >>642860186 (OP) # >work at liqour store >see obviously underage girls enter and rush to the back >hear them whispering and discussing what to get >they grab heaven hill vodka >they try and check out and I ask for I'd >they "lost" it but one says her dad says its ok she's 22 >laugh at them and tell them gtfo >same girl tells me her dad is rich blah blah >they leave and I start eating a pickle in a bag >drive thru bell rings >walk over and see its the same girls >they freak out one says that there should have been someone else >I stare at them eating my pickle >they speed off >good pickle

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Anon digs too deep | /r/Greentext

1469773231552.jpg 101 KB JPG The interdimensional reptilian shapeshifting CIA mantids are causing Al mossad deepfake false flags by masonic predictive program hydroxychloroquine weather manipulation Monsanto fluoride trails to distract moloch crisis actors from the fact that fake news aliens are hollow and that the sandy hook landing never happened so (((they))) can continue to use CERN vaccines to harvest gangstalker jesuit adrenochrome from our kali yuga Covid-19 pineal glands for chinese nanochip astral projection remotely through demonic V2K 5G technology from the black cube HAARP hexagon on top of Satan
1469773231552.jpg 101 KB JPG The interdimensional reptilian shapeshifting CIA mantids are causing Al mossad deepfake false flags by masonic predictive program hydroxychloroquine weather manipulation Monsanto fluoride trails to distract moloch crisis actors from the fact that fake news aliens are hollow and that the sandy hook landing never happened so (((they))) can continue to use CERN vaccines to harvest gangstalker jesuit adrenochrome from our kali yuga Covid-19 pineal glands for chinese nanochip astral projection remotely through demonic V2K 5G technology from the black cube HAARP hexagon on top of Satan

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Insurance fraud | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 648 KB PNG 01/23/20(Thu)11:56:49 No.819094755 >be me >20 yo student >doing little computer repairs for money >get call from friend working at warehouse >"Anon, there is this huge pile of laptops that has to be thrown away. I asked my boss if I could take them and he said yes. They seem pretty recent, come and see them, maybe you can earn quite some money off it" >see pictures >lots of Thinkpad T440 >whynot.jpg >go to friend >inspect laptops >most of them have problems, but some work fine >load them on car >head back home >a------ jumps a red light and t-bones the back of my car >police comes sees dashcam footage and says this a------ was in fault >submit insurance compensation >maliciousidea.gif >put all 50 laptops into compensation mfw I receive 30000$ in compensation for mostly broken laptops 3 Replies/2 Images View Thread
Anonymous 648 KB PNG 01/23/20(Thu)11:56:49 No.819094755 >be me >20 yo student >doing little computer repairs for money >get call from friend working at warehouse >"Anon, there is this huge pile of laptops that has to be thrown away. I asked my boss if I could take them and he said yes. They seem pretty recent, come and see them, maybe you can earn quite some money off it" >see pictures >lots of Thinkpad T440 >whynot.jpg >go to friend >inspect laptops >most of them have problems, but some work fine >load them on car >head back home >a------ jumps a red light and t-bones the back of my car >police comes sees dashcam footage and says this a------ was in fault >submit insurance compensation >maliciousidea.gif >put all 50 laptops into compensation mfw I receive 30000$ in compensation for mostly broken laptops 3 Replies/2 Images View Thread

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Anon is intrigued | /r/Greentext

File: literally me.jpg (476 KB, 767x1024) ☐ Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat) 04:44:14 No.78513994 ►>>78515177 >Reading Franz Kafka's story, The Trial >It's honestly boring and repetitive >get to the part about the artist and all the little girls >suddenly 100% captivated >re-read the chapter just to imagine all those unwashed brats again Why am I like this?
File: literally me.jpg (476 KB, 767x1024) ☐ Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat) 04:44:14 No.78513994 ►>>78515177 >Reading Franz Kafka's story, The Trial >It's honestly boring and repetitive >get to the part about the artist and all the little girls >suddenly 100% captivated >re-read the chapter just to imagine all those unwashed brats again Why am I like this?

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Anon defends Doom | /r/Greentext

File: doom.jpg (20 KB, 300x200) Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat) 07:18:38 No.78515108 >>78515119 >>78515125 >>78515221 >erm, actually in doom you kill the demons, so its a christian game basically >youre, like, destroying the forces of evil of course there's violence. its in the bible >am i a christian? LOL no
File: doom.jpg (20 KB, 300x200) Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat) 07:18:38 No.78515108 >>78515119 >>78515125 >>78515221 >erm, actually in doom you kill the demons, so its a christian game basically >youre, like, destroying the forces of evil of course there's violence. its in the bible >am i a christian? LOL no

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Anon moves in with his girlfriend | /r/Greentext

File: sad.png (296 KB, 473x336) Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat) 07:59:40 No.78515335 >>78515342 >gf lets me live with her but doesnt let me see the basement, always locked, very stern about it >i never thought much about it but today i found a drawer of hers with a bunch of random peoples driving licences, watches, wallets, ect. >I looked up some of the people and they all were missing people in our area should i be concerned about any of this or am i overreacting? i would ask her about it but our wedding is in a few days and i dont want to start an argument over what is likely nothing
File: sad.png (296 KB, 473x336) Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat) 07:59:40 No.78515335 >>78515342 >gf lets me live with her but doesnt let me see the basement, always locked, very stern about it >i never thought much about it but today i found a drawer of hers with a bunch of random peoples driving licences, watches, wallets, ect. >I looked up some of the people and they all were missing people in our area should i be concerned about any of this or am i overreacting? i would ask her about it but our wedding is in a few days and i dont want to start an argument over what is likely nothing

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Anon doesn't like Richard Dawkins | /r/Greentext

dawkins.jpg 350 KB JPG >goes on autistic athiest crusade to destroy Christianity >his country is now an Islamic shitskin-worshipping hellhole Was he retarded?
dawkins.jpg 350 KB JPG >goes on autistic athiest crusade to destroy Christianity >his country is now an Islamic shitskin-worshipping hellhole Was he retarded?

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Femanon exposes abhorrent systemic practices | /r/Greentext

BBC Actors demand action over 'disgusting' explicit video game scenes 6 hours ago Anonymous (ID: PqEyl9gH) 08/17/24(Sat)00:55:17 No.478582584 ► >be voice actress >get hired to play lead role in a game called C--- Crusher Classics 5 >show up in the studio and receive script >omfg they want me to reenact sexually explicit scenes?!?! >go straight to media to expose these misogynistic practices
BBC Actors demand action over 'disgusting' explicit video game scenes 6 hours ago Anonymous (ID: PqEyl9gH) 08/17/24(Sat)00:55:17 No.478582584 ► >be voice actress >get hired to play lead role in a game called C--- Crusher Classics 5 >show up in the studio and receive script >omfg they want me to reenact sexually explicit scenes?!?! >go straight to media to expose these misogynistic practices

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Anon is going to a party | /r/Greentext

8 KB JPG >be me >changed schools and locations at least a dozen times in my life >old friend invites me to his party >never been to a party before >but I havent seen him in so long >f--- it Im going >expect that Im gonna be a social stigma and talk to nobody >oh well >arrive at party >"ANON!" >everyone happy as f--- to see me >hugs on top of hugs on top of hugs from people I havent seen in years >they all missed me >I always thought I was a social outcast >smoking pot, getting drunk >flirting with girls that I used to think were way out of my league >vibing like there is no tommorow >3 am, crossfaded out of my mind >pass out on friend's floor >people actually like me >people actually enjoy my presence
8 KB JPG >be me >changed schools and locations at least a dozen times in my life >old friend invites me to his party >never been to a party before >but I havent seen him in so long >f--- it Im going >expect that Im gonna be a social stigma and talk to nobody >oh well >arrive at party >"ANON!" >everyone happy as f--- to see me >hugs on top of hugs on top of hugs from people I havent seen in years >they all missed me >I always thought I was a social outcast >smoking pot, getting drunk >flirting with girls that I used to think were way out of my league >vibing like there is no tommorow >3 am, crossfaded out of my mind >pass out on friend's floor >people actually like me >people actually enjoy my presence

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Anon talks about the salad guy. | /r/Greentext

>so legendary that his face is still recognizable over two millennia after his death >so influential that his name became a coveted title for emperors and kings Was he literally the greatest man in Western history?
>so legendary that his face is still recognizable over two millennia after his death >so influential that his name became a coveted title for emperors and kings Was he literally the greatest man in Western history?

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Anon wanted nostalgia | /r/Greentext

Anonymous HOM 58 KB JPG 08/16/24(Fri)21:47:00 No.922994961 >massive software that thousands are looking for a leaked version >most blatantly obvious Trojan gets posted and EVERYONE downloads it and sends it to their friends >thousands already having to reinstall windows Why don't people just be cautious?
Anonymous HOM 58 KB JPG 08/16/24(Fri)21:47:00 No.922994961 >massive software that thousands are looking for a leaked version >most blatantly obvious Trojan gets posted and EVERYONE downloads it and sends it to their friends >thousands already having to reinstall windows Why don't people just be cautious?

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Sea Embargo | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)02:00:14 No.27817320 annoyed.png 111 KB PNG >buy reliable, fuel efficient japanese car because /o/ said those are the white mans chariot >go out with girl >she tells me, "anon why did you buy such a small car, should have gotten a truck and you would have looked badass" God damnit i knew i shouldnt have listened to you incels
: Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)02:00:14 No.27817320 annoyed.png 111 KB PNG >buy reliable, fuel efficient japanese car because /o/ said those are the white mans chariot >go out with girl >she tells me, "anon why did you buy such a small car, should have gotten a truck and you would have looked badass" God damnit i knew i shouldnt have listened to you incels

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Anon has a point | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: N1vX5y11) You just hate women, be honest 1.39 MB PNG >be /pol/ 08/16/24(Fri)10:21:07 No.478498292 >complain about women having unreasonably high standards with respect to male companionship >also complain about women being promiscuous sluts sleeping with everything and everyone, lay-count of 50+ guys before age 20, etc. You're not making a lot of sense as of late, explain yourself.
Anonymous (ID: N1vX5y11) You just hate women, be honest 1.39 MB PNG >be /pol/ 08/16/24(Fri)10:21:07 No.478498292 >complain about women having unreasonably high standards with respect to male companionship >also complain about women being promiscuous sluts sleeping with everything and everyone, lay-count of 50+ guys before age 20, etc. You're not making a lot of sense as of late, explain yourself.

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Which part of the 3 day operation is this? | /r/Greentext

08/13/24(Tue)14:56:18 No.478182274 Kursk is literally the s-------- part of Russia. They were practically culturally Ukrainian prior to the SMO. Seeing how fast they've bent over to accept the hohol c--- shows how treturous they really are. F--- them, they weren't real Russians anyways. >>478182310 # >>478182349 # >>478182379 # >>478182392 # >>478182403 # >>478182408 # >>478182415 # >>478182471 # >>478182507 # >>478182588 # >>478182918 # >>478183269 # >>478183664 # >>478183920 # >>478184127 # >>478184435 # >>478185276 # >>478185364 # >>478185680 # >>478186106 # >>478186214 #
08/13/24(Tue)14:56:18 No.478182274 Kursk is literally the s-------- part of Russia. They were practically culturally Ukrainian prior to the SMO. Seeing how fast they've bent over to accept the hohol c--- shows how treturous they really are. F--- them, they weren't real Russians anyways. >>478182310 # >>478182349 # >>478182379 # >>478182392 # >>478182403 # >>478182408 # >>478182415 # >>478182471 # >>478182507 # >>478182588 # >>478182918 # >>478183269 # >>478183664 # >>478183920 # >>478184127 # >>478184435 # >>478185276 # >>478185364 # >>478185680 # >>478186106 # >>478186214 #

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Anon gets groomed | /r/Greentext

3h (9/14 11:52) - 74732416 10 Re - 0 Img JPG 231KB (1205 × 1600) bushieboo.jpg >Married to childhood friend for 6 happy years >Wife wants to read her old diary from about 3rd grade with me >Sounds kinda dumb but if she's happy then fine >Mostly stupid kids stuff with random words like HATE in big writing >Eventually we get to the part where she meets me >According to the diary she only wanted to be friends because her logic was that nerds become rich and she wanted to marry me to get rich >Remember how she was always trying to get me to learn and get into college pretty much entire childhood >This led me to actually get a good job as software engineer >I lead a good life because my wife was a sociopathic gold digging 8 year old
3h (9/14 11:52) - 74732416 10 Re - 0 Img JPG 231KB (1205 × 1600) bushieboo.jpg >Married to childhood friend for 6 happy years >Wife wants to read her old diary from about 3rd grade with me >Sounds kinda dumb but if she's happy then fine >Mostly stupid kids stuff with random words like HATE in big writing >Eventually we get to the part where she meets me >According to the diary she only wanted to be friends because her logic was that nerds become rich and she wanted to marry me to get rich >Remember how she was always trying to get me to learn and get into college pretty much entire childhood >This led me to actually get a good job as software engineer >I lead a good life because my wife was a sociopathic gold digging 8 year old

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Anon has a point | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 6 KB PNG 02/03/23(Fri)21:05:32 No. 177404485 >Your numbers Arabic, your letters Chinese. >Your kebab is Turkish. >Your parliamentary constitutional monarchy is British >Your coffee is Brazilian. >Your movies are American. >Your education system is Prussian. >Your curry is Indian. >Your oil is Saudi Arabian. >Your electronics are Korean. >Your Kam(u)i are Ainu. >Your eugenics are German. >Your whales are Argentinian. >Your salmon is Norwegian. >Your pizza is Italian. >Your maids are Philippine. >Your 90 telephone cards are Iranian/Peruvian And you complain that your neighbor is a gaijin?
Anonymous 6 KB PNG 02/03/23(Fri)21:05:32 No. 177404485 >Your numbers Arabic, your letters Chinese. >Your kebab is Turkish. >Your parliamentary constitutional monarchy is British >Your coffee is Brazilian. >Your movies are American. >Your education system is Prussian. >Your curry is Indian. >Your oil is Saudi Arabian. >Your electronics are Korean. >Your Kam(u)i are Ainu. >Your eugenics are German. >Your whales are Argentinian. >Your salmon is Norwegian. >Your pizza is Italian. >Your maids are Philippine. >Your 90 telephone cards are Iranian/Peruvian And you complain that your neighbor is a gaijin?

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skeleton-evidence.jpg | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/11/18(Mon)21:18:39 No.20915795 skeleton-evidence.jpg 13 KB JPG Is this image real? 51 Replies/7 Images View Thread
Anonymous 06/11/18(Mon)21:18:39 No.20915795 skeleton-evidence.jpg 13 KB JPG Is this image real? 51 Replies/7 Images View Thread

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Signs of success | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/12/24(Mon)06:21:00 No.202389252 SEA SALT 500000 a Chatside JE crop-POTROAST_PROCESS_037.jpg 213 KB JPG > "You want to know what makes me one of the greatest chefs in world? First observe my rotund body this should immediately tell you I have a LOT of experience eating food, Secondly my skin is covered in tons of EPIC tats which should clue you in that I have been deep in the underbelly of the culinary world, and last but not least notice how I maintain a unkempt appearance this tells society that I am a rebel at heart. That is why I am one the greatest chefs in the world."
Anonymous 08/12/24(Mon)06:21:00 No.202389252 SEA SALT 500000 a Chatside JE crop-POTROAST_PROCESS_037.jpg 213 KB JPG > "You want to know what makes me one of the greatest chefs in world? First observe my rotund body this should immediately tell you I have a LOT of experience eating food, Secondly my skin is covered in tons of EPIC tats which should clue you in that I have been deep in the underbelly of the culinary world, and last but not least notice how I maintain a unkempt appearance this tells society that I am a rebel at heart. That is why I am one the greatest chefs in the world."

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Anon roast backfires | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 54 KB JPG 11/16/17(Thu)22:19:21 No.41166713 >arguing with coworker >accidentally call a coworker a soyboy >he asks what it is but try to shrug it off >boss overhears and makes me explain to everyone >"well, soy has a lot of estrogen in it, so when you drink a lot of soy milk it makes you weak and effeminate and-" >soyboy: "Well I see you must've been drinking a lot of soy!" >everyone laughs at me >try to explain I'm not a soyboy but no one listens >tfw my nickname at work is now "soyboy"
Anonymous 54 KB JPG 11/16/17(Thu)22:19:21 No.41166713 >arguing with coworker >accidentally call a coworker a soyboy >he asks what it is but try to shrug it off >boss overhears and makes me explain to everyone >"well, soy has a lot of estrogen in it, so when you drink a lot of soy milk it makes you weak and effeminate and-" >soyboy: "Well I see you must've been drinking a lot of soy!" >everyone laughs at me >try to explain I'm not a soyboy but no one listens >tfw my nickname at work is now "soyboy"

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Anon is good | /r/Greentext

195 KB PNG >Mother got extremely sick on Christmas >She gets hospitalized >Doctor tell us she will be here until January 2 >I take care of my mother and I have to stay on the hospital every night taking care of her >Tell my girlfriend I have to cancel our plans for new year's party at a friend house because I'll be staying with my mom >She tells me she is still going without me >I think to myself "well I don't want her to have a s----- New Year so it's ok" >Later today best bro calls me >"hey buddy, I heard that you are staying at the hospital for new year, I canceled my plans and will bring you food to the hospital so we can celebrate"
195 KB PNG >Mother got extremely sick on Christmas >She gets hospitalized >Doctor tell us she will be here until January 2 >I take care of my mother and I have to stay on the hospital every night taking care of her >Tell my girlfriend I have to cancel our plans for new year's party at a friend house because I'll be staying with my mom >She tells me she is still going without me >I think to myself "well I don't want her to have a s----- New Year so it's ok" >Later today best bro calls me >"hey buddy, I heard that you are staying at the hospital for new year, I canceled my plans and will bring you food to the hospital so we can celebrate"

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