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Anon can't be bothered to learn stupid foreign crap | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: ALxxA7yg >be britfuck back in the day 08/21/24(Wed)20:15:22 No.479134787 >completely mispronounce every foreignpoor city and country for some reason >España takes too long to say. And it uses fake letters. How bout just Spain? >so what are you f---- calling this new country? Deutschland? >Dumb. You're Germans, we're calling it Germany >Wow, this country's is massive! An ancient civilization tens of millennia older than my own, amazing! What's it called again? Jongaguangawhat-a? >yeah whatever we're calling it China
Anonymous (ID: ALxxA7yg >be britfuck back in the day 08/21/24(Wed)20:15:22 No.479134787 >completely mispronounce every foreignpoor city and country for some reason >España takes too long to say. And it uses fake letters. How bout just Spain? >so what are you f---- calling this new country? Deutschland? >Dumb. You're Germans, we're calling it Germany >Wow, this country's is massive! An ancient civilization tens of millennia older than my own, amazing! What's it called again? Jongaguangawhat-a? >yeah whatever we're calling it China

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Spoils of War | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)16:31:24 No.27823394 Tesla Model S Plaid 4chan Campaign (1).jpg 948 KB JPG >global computer networks go down >gas station payments and the power grid possibly effected >i charged my tessie at home for free, off grid Feels good to be driving the ultimate car for surviving the apocalyptic collapse of society
: Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)16:31:24 No.27823394 Tesla Model S Plaid 4chan Campaign (1).jpg 948 KB JPG >global computer networks go down >gas station payments and the power grid possibly effected >i charged my tessie at home for free, off grid Feels good to be driving the ultimate car for surviving the apocalyptic collapse of society

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Anon is disturbing | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:46:45 Post No.29951098 [Report] Image search: [Google] 78 KB, >wagie neighbour's loli daughter is addicted to pokemon go like every normie f--- >place lure pokemons into the woods >catch her >r---, mutilate, kill her >r--- her corpse >next day normie neighbour rings at my door and asks if I saw his daughter somewhere >tell him no 8 Replies / 4 Images View Thread
Anonymous 2016-07-14 19:46:45 Post No.29951098 [Report] Image search: [Google] 78 KB, >wagie neighbour's loli daughter is addicted to pokemon go like every normie f--- >place lure pokemons into the woods >catch her >r---, mutilate, kill her >r--- her corpse >next day normie neighbour rings at my door and asks if I saw his daughter somewhere >tell him no 8 Replies / 4 Images View Thread

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On The Road Again | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Hypocrties! 01/20/24(Sat)09:33:36 No. 192749576 853 KB PNG Euros online >"Lol I sure am glad that I don't live in a car dependent hells cape like in the USA" >Meanwhile euros
Anonymous Hypocrties! 01/20/24(Sat)09:33:36 No. 192749576 853 KB PNG Euros online >"Lol I sure am glad that I don't live in a car dependent hells cape like in the USA" >Meanwhile euros

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Anon is a Mohammedan | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 6BDIjDOj) 08/21/24(Wed)21:09:25 No.479099504 >be born Muslim >see our best debaters lose every debate online >claim victory regardless >Crying Wojak Happy Mask.kpg >start noticing more people mocking Islam online 774 KB PNG >tfw I realize internet has >sweating.jpg exposed all the flaws >watch as more Muslims leave Islam >panic mode activated >try to silence critics >only makes it worse as X isn't censoring islamophobes now >can't keep up with damage control >mfw Islam isn't as invincible as I thought >sit in the dark, questioning everything >depression hits hard >mfw no answers, just doubt
Anonymous (ID: 6BDIjDOj) 08/21/24(Wed)21:09:25 No.479099504 >be born Muslim >see our best debaters lose every debate online >claim victory regardless >Crying Wojak Happy Mask.kpg >start noticing more people mocking Islam online 774 KB PNG >tfw I realize internet has >sweating.jpg exposed all the flaws >watch as more Muslims leave Islam >panic mode activated >try to silence critics >only makes it worse as X isn't censoring islamophobes now >can't keep up with damage control >mfw Islam isn't as invincible as I thought >sit in the dark, questioning everything >depression hits hard >mfw no answers, just doubt

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Anon works | /r/Greentext

Just got a job >20 year old autist >working drive through at mcdonalds >"I'll have 2 chicken sandwiches 1 with no tomato" >"which one do you not want tomato on?" >some brief silence and a muffled sound >"either one, man" >messed up their change ttoo
Just got a job >20 year old autist >working drive through at mcdonalds >"I'll have 2 chicken sandwiches 1 with no tomato" >"which one do you not want tomato on?" >some brief silence and a muffled sound >"either one, man" >messed up their change ttoo

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Anon Gets a Free Drink | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 236 KB PNG mcdonalds >be me >at mcdonalds 08/21/24(Wed)15:21:11 No.78562203 >Take my order to a table >all of them are dirty >deliberately spill my drink all over the table >tell a team member about my 'accident' >they clean the table for me >bring me a new drink >mfw I got a clean table and free drink at
Anonymous 236 KB PNG mcdonalds >be me >at mcdonalds 08/21/24(Wed)15:21:11 No.78562203 >Take my order to a table >all of them are dirty >deliberately spill my drink all over the table >tell a team member about my 'accident' >they clean the table for me >bring me a new drink >mfw I got a clean table and free drink at

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Wild West stories be like: | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 245 KB JPG 05/26/21(Wed)15:59:06 No.11206233 Wild West history be like >Ball-Stabbing Emmanuel McCoy the Angelenidez County Skullfucker rode into the town of D--------- Gulch hoping to sell a rabbit he caught >On his way into the saloon he tracked mud over the favored smoking spot of Half-Chinese Jesus Smith the Commanche-R----- Dandy of Dryball Basin, prompting the latter to challenge McCoy to a duel at three nanoseconds past dawn on the 2nd Tuesday of the week (as was local custom) >The two gunslingers met at the agreed upon hour in the famous Pissdrinker Alley. McCoy, who lost both his arms serving as a barber in the eleventh Hunkpapa Rebellion of 1888 had to shoot his piece by affixing it to his d--- >McCoy was shot in the toe and died of syphilis in the next minute. >The victorious Smith would go on to enter American myth by single handedly r----- the entire Arakwaw tribe in 1896 the following year
Anonymous 245 KB JPG 05/26/21(Wed)15:59:06 No.11206233 Wild West history be like >Ball-Stabbing Emmanuel McCoy the Angelenidez County Skullfucker rode into the town of D--------- Gulch hoping to sell a rabbit he caught >On his way into the saloon he tracked mud over the favored smoking spot of Half-Chinese Jesus Smith the Commanche-R----- Dandy of Dryball Basin, prompting the latter to challenge McCoy to a duel at three nanoseconds past dawn on the 2nd Tuesday of the week (as was local custom) >The two gunslingers met at the agreed upon hour in the famous Pissdrinker Alley. McCoy, who lost both his arms serving as a barber in the eleventh Hunkpapa Rebellion of 1888 had to shoot his piece by affixing it to his d--- >McCoy was shot in the toe and died of syphilis in the next minute. >The victorious Smith would go on to enter American myth by single handedly r----- the entire Arakwaw tribe in 1896 the following year

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Patchwork country | /r/Greentext

depositphotos Anonymous (ID: /hOFPUFI) Copsitphotos + 08/15/24(Thu)21:16:11 No.478409006 + + decesitphotos depositphotos depositanotos + >uses england's flag >uses a US state's name georgia-flag.jpg 38 KB JPG >uses the Burmese alphabet >situated in russia >eats dog food Is there anything these guys invented for themselfs?
depositphotos Anonymous (ID: /hOFPUFI) Copsitphotos + 08/15/24(Thu)21:16:11 No.478409006 + + decesitphotos depositphotos depositanotos + >uses england's flag >uses a US state's name georgia-flag.jpg 38 KB JPG >uses the Burmese alphabet >situated in russia >eats dog food Is there anything these guys invented for themselfs?

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Self aware | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/21/24(Wed) 23:27:03 No.78560277 >talking to your chud-bro friend but he starts bringing up interracial cuckoldry again 29 KB JPG 1 Reply 1 Image Anonymous 8 KB PNG View Thread 08/21/24(Wed)23:29:33 No.78560291 >>78560277 (OP) # >"Yes, and this is why all latinas want BWC. Did I tell you that WMBF has the lowest divorce rate? I have desert fever."
: Anonymous 08/21/24(Wed) 23:27:03 No.78560277 >talking to your chud-bro friend but he starts bringing up interracial cuckoldry again 29 KB JPG 1 Reply 1 Image Anonymous 8 KB PNG View Thread 08/21/24(Wed)23:29:33 No.78560291 >>78560277 (OP) # >"Yes, and this is why all latinas want BWC. Did I tell you that WMBF has the lowest divorce rate? I have desert fever."

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Anon gets fiddled | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/21/24(Wed)23:22:35 No.78560236 >first job had greek boss who regularly tapped me on the ass >now working at another restaurant >>femlette mom of 2 waitress always squeezes my arms when she passes by me anyone else have history older women who are touchy with them? 2.9 MB WEBM
Anonymous 08/21/24(Wed)23:22:35 No.78560236 >first job had greek boss who regularly tapped me on the ass >now working at another restaurant >>femlette mom of 2 waitress always squeezes my arms when she passes by me anyone else have history older women who are touchy with them? 2.9 MB WEBM

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Cries in chud | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/21/24(Wed)23:06:25 No.78560120 >tfw no abusechad bf to complain to my beta guy friend about 17 KB PNG
: Anonymous 08/21/24(Wed)23:06:25 No.78560120 >tfw no abusechad bf to complain to my beta guy friend about 17 KB PNG

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Say the line bart! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.38 MB PNG 08/21/24(Wed)12:55:58 No.78556757 >be me >yesterday, first day of junior year in college >the university has this page where you can opt in to find study buddies in your classes >I check the page for my calculus 3 class >1 person there >just send the default email >she replies with her phone number and Instagram >qt grill >texting on Instagram and she says to look at the moon, it's a super moon and blue moon >look >"wow cool, let's go stargazing" >I go pick her up and we drive away from the lights of the town >lay in truck bed and talk about stars >1:00 am >me: "I'm getting tired I need to sleep, let's go back unless you wanna make out or something" >"oh.. you want to?" >f----- in the back of my truck >it's just that easy >my knees hurt a bit tho picrel similar
: Anonymous 1.38 MB PNG 08/21/24(Wed)12:55:58 No.78556757 >be me >yesterday, first day of junior year in college >the university has this page where you can opt in to find study buddies in your classes >I check the page for my calculus 3 class >1 person there >just send the default email >she replies with her phone number and Instagram >qt grill >texting on Instagram and she says to look at the moon, it's a super moon and blue moon >look >"wow cool, let's go stargazing" >I go pick her up and we drive away from the lights of the town >lay in truck bed and talk about stars >1:00 am >me: "I'm getting tired I need to sleep, let's go back unless you wanna make out or something" >"oh.. you want to?" >f----- in the back of my truck >it's just that easy >my knees hurt a bit tho picrel similar

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Oh I see the problem | /r/Greentext

>"Drake?" drakenjosh.jpg 174 KB JPG >"What?" >"Where is the body of Christ?"
>"Drake?" drakenjosh.jpg 174 KB JPG >"What?" >"Where is the body of Christ?"

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Why is he like this? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/15/24(Thu)13:31:28 No.202501900 RO IMG_2180.jpg 18 KB JPG >has literally stolen every good joke from somebody else please discuss this comedic hack
Anonymous 08/15/24(Thu)13:31:28 No.202501900 RO IMG_2180.jpg 18 KB JPG >has literally stolen every good joke from somebody else please discuss this comedic hack

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Anon thinks South Africa is a chad | /r/Greentext

File: image_6483441 (3).jpg (319 KB, 1125x901) South Africa Bloemfontein Maseru Lesotho South Africa Anonymous 08/20/24(Tue)22:16:21 No.923199012 ► > Begs South Africa to take them over. Says they are "desperate" > South Africa refuses, despite surrounding their country What did South Africa mean by this? Komani Gqeberha East London
File: image_6483441 (3).jpg (319 KB, 1125x901) South Africa Bloemfontein Maseru Lesotho South Africa Anonymous 08/20/24(Tue)22:16:21 No.923199012 ► > Begs South Africa to take them over. Says they are "desperate" > South Africa refuses, despite surrounding their country What did South Africa mean by this? Komani Gqeberha East London

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Anon tricks the system. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous feels good man 30 KB JPG freshmen 08/22/18(Wed)09:08:49 No.777883934 >be me >am 17 >am pretty stupid and broke so decide to sell fake drugs >start filling a few bags with oregano and selling to >kids actually believe it's weed and buy some >mfw they fake being high and then come back to buy more >one day called up to principals office >there's a cop in there >they ask to search my bag >mfw all they find is oregano >mfw I say I'm making pasta after school and my friend gave me some oregano he grew to use >mfw they can't do anything so they send me back to class
Anonymous feels good man 30 KB JPG freshmen 08/22/18(Wed)09:08:49 No.777883934 >be me >am 17 >am pretty stupid and broke so decide to sell fake drugs >start filling a few bags with oregano and selling to >kids actually believe it's weed and buy some >mfw they fake being high and then come back to buy more >one day called up to principals office >there's a cop in there >they ask to search my bag >mfw all they find is oregano >mfw I say I'm making pasta after school and my friend gave me some oregano he grew to use >mfw they can't do anything so they send me back to class

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Anon is a boomer | /r/Greentext

52 KB PNG microwave I tell ya' >opens a can of Bud Light kids these days >gently massages protruding beer belly just ain't >begins daily ritual of zoning out to TV like they used to be >puts a triple bacon cheeseburger in the Why back in my day >cheers as his favorite n---- catches the football we had some >asks permission to go to the local sports bar, wife says no gosh darn >hires Jose the illegal immigrant to mow his lawn work ethic n' >blames Jose for all his problems pride >dies of a heart attack at age 58
52 KB PNG microwave I tell ya' >opens a can of Bud Light kids these days >gently massages protruding beer belly just ain't >begins daily ritual of zoning out to TV like they used to be >puts a triple bacon cheeseburger in the Why back in my day >cheers as his favorite n---- catches the football we had some >asks permission to go to the local sports bar, wife says no gosh darn >hires Jose the illegal immigrant to mow his lawn work ethic n' >blames Jose for all his problems pride >dies of a heart attack at age 58

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Anon Has A Snack | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/23/24(Tue)13:36:38 No.41257207 1.33 MB PNG >>41257166 # >"Hey Anon have you seen my kit-..." >Anon's mouth was full of something, he quickly swallowed it down and his stomach distended into a diamond shape >"Nope, haven't seen it." Anon says as he starts to sweat >"You ATE my kite?!" Starlight shrieks >"No....?" A ribbon slithers out of his mouth and he slurps it back up quickly >>41257305 # >>41258104 # >>41259873 #
Anonymous 07/23/24(Tue)13:36:38 No.41257207 1.33 MB PNG >>41257166 # >"Hey Anon have you seen my kit-..." >Anon's mouth was full of something, he quickly swallowed it down and his stomach distended into a diamond shape >"Nope, haven't seen it." Anon says as he starts to sweat >"You ATE my kite?!" Starlight shrieks >"No....?" A ribbon slithers out of his mouth and he slurps it back up quickly >>41257305 # >>41258104 # >>41259873 #

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Licence to Thrive | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 08/20/24(Tue)13:28:34 No.78551673 97 KB PNG move >Be me >Coach Driver >Hired to drive a school class of tards on a school trip to an aquarium >Driving towards location in narrow bend with a curb >Have to swoop the front of the coach over the curb to make the turn >Forget to lift the suspension for this professional >Entire front of the coach scrapes the curb, making a blood-curdling sound >Happens more often then you think >All the tards start whaling and screaming >There were like 4-5 tards per wrangler >Sippy cup got thrown to the back of my head >I literally just stopped on the side of the road and waited outside while the wranglers struggled to take control >It took 45 minutes >Did the same thing on the way back >A tard shat all over the seat >Had to call in a another coach due to the smell Today was an OK day I guess.
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 08/20/24(Tue)13:28:34 No.78551673 97 KB PNG move >Be me >Coach Driver >Hired to drive a school class of tards on a school trip to an aquarium >Driving towards location in narrow bend with a curb >Have to swoop the front of the coach over the curb to make the turn >Forget to lift the suspension for this professional >Entire front of the coach scrapes the curb, making a blood-curdling sound >Happens more often then you think >All the tards start whaling and screaming >There were like 4-5 tards per wrangler >Sippy cup got thrown to the back of my head >I literally just stopped on the side of the road and waited outside while the wranglers struggled to take control >It took 45 minutes >Did the same thing on the way back >A tard shat all over the seat >Had to call in a another coach due to the smell Today was an OK day I guess.

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