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⠀ Anonymous (ID: Nplhmo/H 08/25/24(Sun)15:59:30 No.479499212 2.2 MB JPG >be california >have a storied past >go to war about it >side with the united states >join the union >mexicans btfo and seething >cover up genocide (spanish mission system) >tell them there's gold in the water and mountains >hire cheap imported labor to build infrastructure (railroads) >grow fruits and vegetables, livestock (ranchos) >strike oil >build cars, airplanes, for the war effort >suppress public transport >build freeways >divide neighborhoods >middle class grows with tremendous speed in every direction >let the hippies and yuppies do whatever (((you know who))) >export degeneracy (los angeles media machine) >export mass surveillance (silicon valley) >import cheap labor again (to build the sprawl) >leave the border mostly open >allow foreign property managers to do whatever >allow the loud minority their day in the assembly >raise taxes >rinse and repeat >rich get richer >dream of californication you can check out anytime you like but you can never leave
⠀ Anonymous (ID: Nplhmo/H 08/25/24(Sun)15:59:30 No.479499212 2.2 MB JPG >be california >have a storied past >go to war about it >side with the united states >join the union >mexicans btfo and seething >cover up genocide (spanish mission system) >tell them there's gold in the water and mountains >hire cheap imported labor to build infrastructure (railroads) >grow fruits and vegetables, livestock (ranchos) >strike oil >build cars, airplanes, for the war effort >suppress public transport >build freeways >divide neighborhoods >middle class grows with tremendous speed in every direction >let the hippies and yuppies do whatever (((you know who))) >export degeneracy (los angeles media machine) >export mass surveillance (silicon valley) >import cheap labor again (to build the sprawl) >leave the border mostly open >allow foreign property managers to do whatever >allow the loud minority their day in the assembly >raise taxes >rinse and repeat >rich get richer >dream of californication you can check out anytime you like but you can never leave

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Legend of the Galactic GigaChads | /r/Greentext

File: legend-of-galatic-heroes.jpg (417 KB, 1844x1794) Animage Video ☐ Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat) 15:27:57 No.202837280 >>202837324 >>202837388 >>202837509 File: job.jpg (57 KB, 640x480) L LASER DISC RAJAZEIZAT MA 「千億の星、千億の光3」 << ANET GOVE >>202826723 (OP). Everyone should see LoGH. And remember to vote. DEMOCRACY. ☐ Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat) 15:29:41 No.202837324 ►>>202837435 >>202837280 >Yang's "are we the baddies" moment when he's forced to shake hands with Trunicht and realizes just how much of a p------------ he is ☐ Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat) 15:33:07 No.202837435 ►>>202837589 >>202840873 File: pkc.jpg (21 KB, 400x300) ☐ Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat)08:54:11 No.202826723 >>202826908 >>202826927 >>202826968 >>202826998 >>>202827004 >>202827154 >>202827692 >>202828277 >>202830006 >>202831780 >>202832474 >>202836855 >>202837054 >>202837090 >>202837191 >>202837280 >>202837295 >>202837878>>202838020 >>202838200 >>202838230 >>202838408 >>202839918 >>202841802 >brought to the West and given new life by 4channer fansubbers >instantly and universally beloved by everyone, holds the #1 spot on MAL for years >gatekeeps itself; normies can't get past the first few episodes, so discussion is always excellent >messages and themes are so applicable to real life that people are still talking about it almost two decades later You love it, I love it. Let's have a LOGH thread. ☐ Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat)08:56:08 No.202826789 >>202826858 >>202827016 >>202836892 >>202837091 >>202839873 I tried watching it but it seemed too boring. Other than uniform p--- what do you like about it? ☐ Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat)09:03:37 No.202827016 >>202833745 >>202837131 File: Spoiler Image (37 KB, 294x220) 憂国騎士団 Patriotic Knight Corps >>202837324 >>202837388 GET EM >> Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat) 15:39:30 No.202837589 >>202837665 File: LOGH_truniht dispenses so(...).png (119 KB, 392x366) TP >>202826789 Sorry to say, but you got filtered. But since you asked: >one of the few pieces of war media to not lean toward one side or the other >characters use realpolitik, making every action plausible and believable, even in a sci-fi setting with a cult faction >plausible military hierarchies, ranks carry real weight that the viewer can follow >extremely memorable characters; everyone remembers Eisenach even though he only appears in like 3-4 episodes, and only has one spoken line >Fritz Josef Bittenfeld Guards, this woman has lost her composure. >>202837435 >why do you mean there's a paramilitary group going around causing havoc? of course I disavow and have no connection to them. it's entirely coincidental everything they do is in MY favor. ☐ Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat) 15:42:46 No.202837665 >>202837589 >dnc playbook >>202837940
File: legend-of-galatic-heroes.jpg (417 KB, 1844x1794) Animage Video ☐ Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat) 15:27:57 No.202837280 >>202837324 >>202837388 >>202837509 File: job.jpg (57 KB, 640x480) L LASER DISC RAJAZEIZAT MA 「千億の星、千億の光3」 << ANET GOVE >>202826723 (OP). Everyone should see LoGH. And remember to vote. DEMOCRACY. ☐ Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat) 15:29:41 No.202837324 ►>>202837435 >>202837280 >Yang's "are we the baddies" moment when he's forced to shake hands with Trunicht and realizes just how much of a p------------ he is ☐ Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat) 15:33:07 No.202837435 ►>>202837589 >>202840873 File: pkc.jpg (21 KB, 400x300) ☐ Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat)08:54:11 No.202826723 >>202826908 >>202826927 >>202826968 >>202826998 >>>202827004 >>202827154 >>202827692 >>202828277 >>202830006 >>202831780 >>202832474 >>202836855 >>202837054 >>202837090 >>202837191 >>202837280 >>202837295 >>202837878>>202838020 >>202838200 >>202838230 >>202838408 >>202839918 >>202841802 >brought to the West and given new life by 4channer fansubbers >instantly and universally beloved by everyone, holds the #1 spot on MAL for years >gatekeeps itself; normies can't get past the first few episodes, so discussion is always excellent >messages and themes are so applicable to real life that people are still talking about it almost two decades later You love it, I love it. Let's have a LOGH thread. ☐ Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat)08:56:08 No.202826789 >>202826858 >>202827016 >>202836892 >>202837091 >>202839873 I tried watching it but it seemed too boring. Other than uniform p--- what do you like about it? ☐ Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat)09:03:37 No.202827016 >>202833745 >>202837131 File: Spoiler Image (37 KB, 294x220) 憂国騎士団 Patriotic Knight Corps >>202837324 >>202837388 GET EM >> Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat) 15:39:30 No.202837589 >>202837665 File: LOGH_truniht dispenses so(...).png (119 KB, 392x366) TP >>202826789 Sorry to say, but you got filtered. But since you asked: >one of the few pieces of war media to not lean toward one side or the other >characters use realpolitik, making every action plausible and believable, even in a sci-fi setting with a cult faction >plausible military hierarchies, ranks carry real weight that the viewer can follow >extremely memorable characters; everyone remembers Eisenach even though he only appears in like 3-4 episodes, and only has one spoken line >Fritz Josef Bittenfeld Guards, this woman has lost her composure. >>202837435 >why do you mean there's a paramilitary group going around causing havoc? of course I disavow and have no connection to them. it's entirely coincidental everything they do is in MY favor. ☐ Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat) 15:42:46 No.202837665 >>202837589 >dnc playbook >>202837940

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Anon is seeking a babysitter | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Am I the a------ here? 263 KB JPG 08/24/24(Sat) 14:38:57 No.923367383 >be me >have two daughters, 8 and 11 >wife and I going out of state for business trip slash getaway >put up a listing for babysitters in my area >not a lot of picks but get contacted prominently by this t----- who is incredibly curious and is also "willing to work cheap" >concern.png >indulge "her" anyway because not a lot of takers for our two girls >t----- wants to become a school teacher and loves to teach body positivity >tell her that she'd have to watch the two girls for over a week and they'd need to stay over or she would need to house sit alongside the girls >this makes her f------ ecstatic and she starts getting into questions like their names, pictures of them, what they like, if they're hitting puberty on time, if they're masturbating, etc >get weirded out and stop messaging >she keeps pestering me again and again asking if our plans are still on and they need a sitter And I still haven't responded since a few nights ago and now "she" is rambling on about how she's scared that I'm a transphobe because I'm not responding. W-- do I do
Anonymous Am I the a------ here? 263 KB JPG 08/24/24(Sat) 14:38:57 No.923367383 >be me >have two daughters, 8 and 11 >wife and I going out of state for business trip slash getaway >put up a listing for babysitters in my area >not a lot of picks but get contacted prominently by this t----- who is incredibly curious and is also "willing to work cheap" >concern.png >indulge "her" anyway because not a lot of takers for our two girls >t----- wants to become a school teacher and loves to teach body positivity >tell her that she'd have to watch the two girls for over a week and they'd need to stay over or she would need to house sit alongside the girls >this makes her f------ ecstatic and she starts getting into questions like their names, pictures of them, what they like, if they're hitting puberty on time, if they're masturbating, etc >get weirded out and stop messaging >she keeps pestering me again and again asking if our plans are still on and they need a sitter And I still haven't responded since a few nights ago and now "she" is rambling on about how she's scared that I'm a transphobe because I'm not responding. W-- do I do

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Anon is confused | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/27/24(Sat) 22:13:23 No.201810891 BROWARD COUNTY PESCUE DEPARTMENT CAN RESCUE BUREAU 1297957008179_ORIGINAL.jpg 31 KB JPG >Did you just look at my boobs just now? How do you respond without sounding like a misogynist pervert?
: Anonymous 07/27/24(Sat) 22:13:23 No.201810891 BROWARD COUNTY PESCUE DEPARTMENT CAN RESCUE BUREAU 1297957008179_ORIGINAL.jpg 31 KB JPG >Did you just look at my boobs just now? How do you respond without sounding like a misogynist pervert?

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Anon ponders about the future of animated series | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/05/23(Tue)01:39:41 No.659567692 auto 1701733133983.jpg 2.23 MB JPG >Latino and white boy/girl pairing Is this a winning formula? V COMING 2025 VU
Anonymous 12/05/23(Tue)01:39:41 No.659567692 auto 1701733133983.jpg 2.23 MB JPG >Latino and white boy/girl pairing Is this a winning formula? V COMING 2025 VU

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anon is Mr Bones | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 46 KB JPEG 25/08/2024, 5:43:29 pm > playing theme park management sim No.87058327 > finish a ride i've been working on for like an hour > feel proud of myself > look down > boner what does this mean bros? pic unrelated
Anonymous 46 KB JPEG 25/08/2024, 5:43:29 pm > playing theme park management sim No.87058327 > finish a ride i've been working on for like an hour > feel proud of myself > look down > boner what does this mean bros? pic unrelated

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Anon is a man | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Feels You Will Never Know 09/13/21(Mon)19:02:27 No.65365296 58 KB JPG >Bought a pack of condoms from Target >They were too small when I tried them on >Had to go back and buy the Large size box instead The joy from seeing the look on the qt cashier's face and how she turned red cannot be described in words
Anonymous Feels You Will Never Know 09/13/21(Mon)19:02:27 No.65365296 58 KB JPG >Bought a pack of condoms from Target >They were too small when I tried them on >Had to go back and buy the Large size box instead The joy from seeing the look on the qt cashier's face and how she turned red cannot be described in words

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Anon gets a phone book | /r/Greentext

100 KB JPG most retarded moments thread? > be me > be 11 > in car with family heading home from county fair > dad wants dinner > mom hands me the phone book and tells me to look up the number for the place dad wanted so she could check the wait > for whatever f------ reason I hear "get rid of this" > roll down the window and chunk the phone book as we're going 80 on the interstate
100 KB JPG most retarded moments thread? > be me > be 11 > in car with family heading home from county fair > dad wants dinner > mom hands me the phone book and tells me to look up the number for the place dad wanted so she could check the wait > for whatever f------ reason I hear "get rid of this" > roll down the window and chunk the phone book as we're going 80 on the interstate

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Anon finds a cat | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 140 KB JPG 09/25/13(Wed)01:28:41 No.507775568 >Be me >14 >Socially awkward teenager >Don't have too many friends except for this kid Henry >Somehow even more socially awkward than me >We like to wonder the alleys on the southside of Chicago >We're not black, but usually people can tell we live in the hood so no troubles >One day we see this really cute alley cat strolling around >cat looks emaciated as f--- >we're young and assume it's a stray with no owner >But wait, kitties got a collar >Tag on the collar says "love" >We think its gay and at the insistence of Henry, we call him F--. > I know that's pretty lame, but we're 14 >take f-- under our wing >We feed him, stroll the alleys, etc >One day we are walking with f-- >Suddenly realize we're in the same alley that we found him in >Big black dude comes outside >Pistol in his waste >Oh f--- >"Whatchu doin' with my cat?" >Cat runs behind me and Henry >Stupid ass Henry says "F-- is with us now!" >"What? You callin my cat a f--?!" >I'm panicking. "Henry you f------ idiot" >Next thing I know >BANG >Blood is streaming out of my chest >With my last breaths I yell at Henry >"SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOU'RE TO BLAME" >"YOU GAVE LOVE, A BAD NAME.
Anonymous 140 KB JPG 09/25/13(Wed)01:28:41 No.507775568 >Be me >14 >Socially awkward teenager >Don't have too many friends except for this kid Henry >Somehow even more socially awkward than me >We like to wonder the alleys on the southside of Chicago >We're not black, but usually people can tell we live in the hood so no troubles >One day we see this really cute alley cat strolling around >cat looks emaciated as f--- >we're young and assume it's a stray with no owner >But wait, kitties got a collar >Tag on the collar says "love" >We think its gay and at the insistence of Henry, we call him F--. > I know that's pretty lame, but we're 14 >take f-- under our wing >We feed him, stroll the alleys, etc >One day we are walking with f-- >Suddenly realize we're in the same alley that we found him in >Big black dude comes outside >Pistol in his waste >Oh f--- >"Whatchu doin' with my cat?" >Cat runs behind me and Henry >Stupid ass Henry says "F-- is with us now!" >"What? You callin my cat a f--?!" >I'm panicking. "Henry you f------ idiot" >Next thing I know >BANG >Blood is streaming out of my chest >With my last breaths I yell at Henry >"SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOU'RE TO BLAME" >"YOU GAVE LOVE, A BAD NAME.

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He was just irritable | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)03:52:12 No.202609940 prometheus_20231001144728.jpg 49 KB JPG >advanced enlightned species >instantly becomes a murderous barbaric roidraged freak the second he gets woken up Bravo Riddley
Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)03:52:12 No.202609940 prometheus_20231001144728.jpg 49 KB JPG >advanced enlightned species >instantly becomes a murderous barbaric roidraged freak the second he gets woken up Bravo Riddley

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Absolute kino | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat)21:20:43 No.686584681 cicadas.jpg 471 KB JPG >start japanese visual novel >KREEEEEEE KREEEEEEEE KREEE KREEEEEEB >KREEEEEEE KREEEEEEEE KREEE KREEEEE EEEEEEEE EEEEEEE EEEE >KREEEEEEE KREEEEEEEE KREEE KREEEE
Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat)21:20:43 No.686584681 cicadas.jpg 471 KB JPG >start japanese visual novel >KREEEEEEE KREEEEEEEE KREEE KREEEEEEB >KREEEEEEE KREEEEEEEE KREEE KREEEEE EEEEEEEE EEEEEEE EEEE >KREEEEEEE KREEEEEEEE KREEE KREEEE

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Anon busts Helen Keller | /r/Greentext

File: b47b8eevvqwp87a1162b07a5.jpg (451 KB, 2025x2970) 'the Miracle Worker' ☐ Helen Keller: Socialist Hoax Anonymous (ID: qaiCLHUE) 08/24/24(Sat) 14:24:53 No.479456266 >>479456449 >>479459808 >>479465412 >is born to rich parents in Alabama >before Helen is even 2 years old, she loses her hearing and eyesight to scarlet fever >has multiple teachers up until the age of 7 with very limited, if any, progress >miraculously, the newly hired Anne Sullivan teaches Helen language and her surroundings >puts her hand in water and spells the word in her palm >this expands to abstract concepts such as capitalism and socialism >Helen goes on to join the IWW, pen 14 books, deliver speeches with Anne >even pilots an airplane across the Mediterranean Sea How did boomers let this slop enter the history curriculum in the United States? This poor woman had half of her brain melted by high fever before having any frame of reference for lived in reality. Her parents, desperate, high status, embarrassed of their disabled child, hire Anne who tells them what they want to hear. And she gets to pass off her own mediocre writings as the miracle work of a deafblind woman. Here is a direct quote from an administrator at the institute for the blind Helen attended as a child. It was after Keller's first published work (and only attempt at fiction) was deemed obvious, blatant plagiarism. >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Frost_King >Anagnos never regained his faith in Sullivan or Keller and described them years later as "a living lie." The left, mainstream consensus makers, have propped up Anne Sullivan, who ABUSED a profoundly disabled woman, perpetuating a lie that has endured for generations. They have ZERO morality. None whatsoever.
File: b47b8eevvqwp87a1162b07a5.jpg (451 KB, 2025x2970) 'the Miracle Worker' ☐ Helen Keller: Socialist Hoax Anonymous (ID: qaiCLHUE) 08/24/24(Sat) 14:24:53 No.479456266 >>479456449 >>479459808 >>479465412 >is born to rich parents in Alabama >before Helen is even 2 years old, she loses her hearing and eyesight to scarlet fever >has multiple teachers up until the age of 7 with very limited, if any, progress >miraculously, the newly hired Anne Sullivan teaches Helen language and her surroundings >puts her hand in water and spells the word in her palm >this expands to abstract concepts such as capitalism and socialism >Helen goes on to join the IWW, pen 14 books, deliver speeches with Anne >even pilots an airplane across the Mediterranean Sea How did boomers let this slop enter the history curriculum in the United States? This poor woman had half of her brain melted by high fever before having any frame of reference for lived in reality. Her parents, desperate, high status, embarrassed of their disabled child, hire Anne who tells them what they want to hear. And she gets to pass off her own mediocre writings as the miracle work of a deafblind woman. Here is a direct quote from an administrator at the institute for the blind Helen attended as a child. It was after Keller's first published work (and only attempt at fiction) was deemed obvious, blatant plagiarism. >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Frost_King >Anagnos never regained his faith in Sullivan or Keller and described them years later as "a living lie." The left, mainstream consensus makers, have propped up Anne Sullivan, who ABUSED a profoundly disabled woman, perpetuating a lie that has endured for generations. They have ZERO morality. None whatsoever.

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Anon actually watches new ren and stimpy | /r/Greentext

5:53 Anonymous 78 KB JPG 08/24/24(Sat) 16:15:22 No.145105919 >try to do the same gag as in Stimpy's Cartoon Show >no build-up at all >Stimpy enjoying the editing process, then suddenly looks like picrel for no apparent reason just.. how? at least the Bond intro spoof was good Anonymous you actually watch that s---? Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat)16:17:30 No. 145105944 08/24/24(Sat)16:17:33 No. 145105945 That's what happens when you write a show that you're meant to storyboard. >>145106870 # Anonymous 186 KB JPG 08/24/24(Sat) 17:21:59 No.145106870 >>145105945 # Can someone explain how this works? Why does it matter if you write it or storyboard it? What difference does it make? If I make a character do a gag but I write it first like a script, why the hell would that affect it's quality if you understand how a cartoon works? (Pacing, humor, etc) >>145106940 # >>145107026 # >>145107034 # >>145107096 # >>145107217 # Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat) 17:26:08 No. 145106925 >>145105919 (OP) # Aboards.4chan.org
5:53 Anonymous 78 KB JPG 08/24/24(Sat) 16:15:22 No.145105919 >try to do the same gag as in Stimpy's Cartoon Show >no build-up at all >Stimpy enjoying the editing process, then suddenly looks like picrel for no apparent reason just.. how? at least the Bond intro spoof was good Anonymous you actually watch that s---? Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat)16:17:30 No. 145105944 08/24/24(Sat)16:17:33 No. 145105945 That's what happens when you write a show that you're meant to storyboard. >>145106870 # Anonymous 186 KB JPG 08/24/24(Sat) 17:21:59 No.145106870 >>145105945 # Can someone explain how this works? Why does it matter if you write it or storyboard it? What difference does it make? If I make a character do a gag but I write it first like a script, why the hell would that affect it's quality if you understand how a cartoon works? (Pacing, humor, etc) >>145106940 # >>145107026 # >>145107034 # >>145107096 # >>145107217 # Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat) 17:26:08 No. 145106925 >>145105919 (OP) # Aboards.4chan.org

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What’s jumpin | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat)16:27:13 No. 145106074 >What's jumpin, /co/? 21 KB JPG Anonymous >>145106074 (OP) # 08/24/24(Sat)16:28:08 No. 145106086 the i hate models boiler room set. thats whats jumping. Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat) 16:29:51 No.145106117 Ok yeah I get it, the original Tom and Jerry shorts had big budgets, big f------ whoop How the f--- did they make the actual humor so good that despite it very, very clearly taking place in early 20th Century America it can still make people around the world laugh their f------ asses off Anonymous 82 KB PNG >>145106288 # Anonymous IS YOU IS 08/24/24(Sat)16:32:33 No. 145106161 >>145106074 (OP) # kys catrooner, Us dogGODS are whiter than you lol 08/24/24(Sat) 16:34:44 No.145106199
Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat)16:27:13 No. 145106074 >What's jumpin, /co/? 21 KB JPG Anonymous >>145106074 (OP) # 08/24/24(Sat)16:28:08 No. 145106086 the i hate models boiler room set. thats whats jumping. Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat) 16:29:51 No.145106117 Ok yeah I get it, the original Tom and Jerry shorts had big budgets, big f------ whoop How the f--- did they make the actual humor so good that despite it very, very clearly taking place in early 20th Century America it can still make people around the world laugh their f------ asses off Anonymous 82 KB PNG >>145106288 # Anonymous IS YOU IS 08/24/24(Sat)16:32:33 No. 145106161 >>145106074 (OP) # kys catrooner, Us dogGODS are whiter than you lol 08/24/24(Sat) 16:34:44 No.145106199

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Anon works in Gotham | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/17/23(Tue)00:13:17 No. 140051137 >Be me >Work at McGotham's >Crap job but pay's decent enough I guess. 53 KB JPG >Work the Graveyard shift so I don't deal with annoying kids during day >Turn to register after hearing door bell >Welcome to McGotham's how can I- >It's the f------ Joker and his Goons >Joker walks up as I start sweating bullets, barely hiding my terror >He wants just a Cheeseburger and Coke >I take a deep breath to collect myself, take his order and money, and make the food. >Calm down more and more as Joker is behaving himself and they're all just watching the restaurant TV while waiting. >Finally have the order set and hand it to him. >Joker checks the food >"Oh my there seems to be a mistake" >I make the horrible mistake of letting my guard down and asking what I did wrong. >"You didn't CUT THE CHEESE!" >Starts laughing manically as his goons hold me in place while Joker pulls his pants down and I'm deep in his Clown Cutter as he rips the dankest, wettest fart. >I gag and fall to the ground, gasping for air. >Joker and his goons walk off, laughing all the way. Christ I hate this f------ town.
Anonymous 10/17/23(Tue)00:13:17 No. 140051137 >Be me >Work at McGotham's >Crap job but pay's decent enough I guess. 53 KB JPG >Work the Graveyard shift so I don't deal with annoying kids during day >Turn to register after hearing door bell >Welcome to McGotham's how can I- >It's the f------ Joker and his Goons >Joker walks up as I start sweating bullets, barely hiding my terror >He wants just a Cheeseburger and Coke >I take a deep breath to collect myself, take his order and money, and make the food. >Calm down more and more as Joker is behaving himself and they're all just watching the restaurant TV while waiting. >Finally have the order set and hand it to him. >Joker checks the food >"Oh my there seems to be a mistake" >I make the horrible mistake of letting my guard down and asking what I did wrong. >"You didn't CUT THE CHEESE!" >Starts laughing manically as his goons hold me in place while Joker pulls his pants down and I'm deep in his Clown Cutter as he rips the dankest, wettest fart. >I gag and fall to the ground, gasping for air. >Joker and his goons walk off, laughing all the way. Christ I hate this f------ town.

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Anon’s observations | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 61 KB JPG me" 08/24/24(Sat)14:07:06 No.78591371 >have a pretty good day, no negativity >go to the living room >mom doing random stuff >doesn't seem to be busy or angry >phone won't charge >check what could be reason >me: "huh, the phone's charging port broke, it's the first time happened to >mom: "would that be all?" >day is ruined, feel like shat in the mouth with all due respect and love, mom, f--- you for being like this from time to time
Anonymous 61 KB JPG me" 08/24/24(Sat)14:07:06 No.78591371 >have a pretty good day, no negativity >go to the living room >mom doing random stuff >doesn't seem to be busy or angry >phone won't charge >check what could be reason >me: "huh, the phone's charging port broke, it's the first time happened to >mom: "would that be all?" >day is ruined, feel like shat in the mouth with all due respect and love, mom, f--- you for being like this from time to time

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Anon dies | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/12/23(Tue)19:02:06 No.35875996 Touc ис AND DIE IMG_20230913_020110.jpg 1.9 MB JPG I touched this paper, do I die?
Anonymous 09/12/23(Tue)19:02:06 No.35875996 Touc ис AND DIE IMG_20230913_020110.jpg 1.9 MB JPG I touched this paper, do I die?

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Anon and the Sabbath | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Two retards fighting 2.4K views 08/24/24(Sat) 11:44:22 No.16997020 >Be me >Scrolling through YouTube comments section >See an Eastern Orthodox theobro. >A Seventh Day Adventist proceeds to get mad at him for going to church on Sunday and goes on a rant about how Constantine changed the Sabbath and persecuted Sabbath followers >I point out that religious persecution wasn't even allowed by government from the time Constantine legalized Christianity until the Edict of Milan. >I also point out the letter from Paul that says the Sabbath doesn't actually matter anymore. >The Eastern Orthodox theobro gets mad and says he goes to church whenever its provided (all Saturday, Sunday, Wednesday, and all Holidays) and anyone who doesn't attend every EO service without a good excuse and penance is going to Hell >The two proceed to argue back and forth and I get notifications for said argument every six months. I still don't know who I hated more in that interaction
Anonymous Two retards fighting 2.4K views 08/24/24(Sat) 11:44:22 No.16997020 >Be me >Scrolling through YouTube comments section >See an Eastern Orthodox theobro. >A Seventh Day Adventist proceeds to get mad at him for going to church on Sunday and goes on a rant about how Constantine changed the Sabbath and persecuted Sabbath followers >I point out that religious persecution wasn't even allowed by government from the time Constantine legalized Christianity until the Edict of Milan. >I also point out the letter from Paul that says the Sabbath doesn't actually matter anymore. >The Eastern Orthodox theobro gets mad and says he goes to church whenever its provided (all Saturday, Sunday, Wednesday, and all Holidays) and anyone who doesn't attend every EO service without a good excuse and penance is going to Hell >The two proceed to argue back and forth and I get notifications for said argument every six months. I still don't know who I hated more in that interaction

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Anon leaks Dead Meat's next Kill Count | /r/Greentext

MECRYSTAL LAKE FLM xfc5i5vyt8f71.jpg 76 KB JPG >UMMM guys? Is that heckin fan service in my gosh darm horror film? Uh, could we not? This REALLY hasn't aged well, and definitely feels like the director is a skeezy frat bro. I'd recommend the film, but MAYBE fast forward during the more tasteless scenes. Nowadays we know better, but back then they really didnt know when no means no. If YOU do this stuff then, and Im sorry, youre maybe a piece of crap. Kinnnnda awkward, no upvotes for this guy.
MECRYSTAL LAKE FLM xfc5i5vyt8f71.jpg 76 KB JPG >UMMM guys? Is that heckin fan service in my gosh darm horror film? Uh, could we not? This REALLY hasn't aged well, and definitely feels like the director is a skeezy frat bro. I'd recommend the film, but MAYBE fast forward during the more tasteless scenes. Nowadays we know better, but back then they really didnt know when no means no. If YOU do this stuff then, and Im sorry, youre maybe a piece of crap. Kinnnnda awkward, no upvotes for this guy.

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Anon takes charge of his life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/15/23(Fri)16:33:12 No. 74745239 you f------ liars 23 KB PNG school) >be me, 23 year old NEET >get off my ass for once and sign up for community college >attend classes in person because I know if I do online I'll slack off >interact with other people for the first time in 5 years (since high >nobody talks about sexual market value >nobody cares about bone structure or physiognomy >girls aren't immediately rejecting guys with negative canthal tilt or recessed chins >see other bald/balding people my age socializing and having friends >tentatively ask if I can sit near a group of people (guys and girls) >they say sure and include me in the conversation did... did 4chan lie to me about normies? what the f---?
: Anonymous 09/15/23(Fri)16:33:12 No. 74745239 you f------ liars 23 KB PNG school) >be me, 23 year old NEET >get off my ass for once and sign up for community college >attend classes in person because I know if I do online I'll slack off >interact with other people for the first time in 5 years (since high >nobody talks about sexual market value >nobody cares about bone structure or physiognomy >girls aren't immediately rejecting guys with negative canthal tilt or recessed chins >see other bald/balding people my age socializing and having friends >tentatively ask if I can sit near a group of people (guys and girls) >they say sure and include me in the conversation did... did 4chan lie to me about normies? what the f---?

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