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Anonymous 100 GRUMPY Animais 19 KB JPEG 27/08/2024, 15:57:48 > be me > struggling artist No.26149234 > spent 100 days working on this grumpy animals art < › finally finish it, feel proud af > post it online, get a few likes, whatever.jpg > some dude steals it > slaps a meme caption on it, doesn't even bother to edit out the book title > meme goes viral, like REALLY viral > dude racks up all the fake internet points > people start sharing it everywhere, becomes a whole thing > meme is literally everywhere, can't escape it > joke's on him, though > people see the book title in the meme, start looking it up > suddenly my book sales go through the roof > didn't expect this.jpeg > book becomes a bestseller out of nowhere > money starts trickling in > finally afford to buy school uniforms for my kids > fix my p------------ car > pay all my bills, feeling like a boss > meme thief got his fake points, I got real cash > best day ever mfw the internet accidentally made me successful.
Anonymous 100 GRUMPY Animais 19 KB JPEG 27/08/2024, 15:57:48 > be me > struggling artist No.26149234 > spent 100 days working on this grumpy animals art < › finally finish it, feel proud af > post it online, get a few likes, whatever.jpg > some dude steals it > slaps a meme caption on it, doesn't even bother to edit out the book title > meme goes viral, like REALLY viral > dude racks up all the fake internet points > people start sharing it everywhere, becomes a whole thing > meme is literally everywhere, can't escape it > joke's on him, though > people see the book title in the meme, start looking it up > suddenly my book sales go through the roof > didn't expect this.jpeg > book becomes a bestseller out of nowhere > money starts trickling in > finally afford to buy school uniforms for my kids > fix my p------------ car > pay all my bills, feeling like a boss > meme thief got his fake points, I got real cash > best day ever mfw the internet accidentally made me successful.

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Supply Shipment | /r/Greentext

a Anonymous alamu alamy 07/17/24(Wed)14:56:32 No.4842744 a a a alamy alamy alamy alamu Image ID: KEDB15 www.alamy.com a-shot-of-a-juvenile-blackbird-KEDB15.jpg 182 KB JPG >can fly just as well as an adult >can't feed itself Yeah, I'm gonna call b------- on this one : Anonymous >>4842744 (OP) # 07/17/24(Wed)16:51:45 No.4842775 Shhh!!!! This is how all 4chan posters survive!
a Anonymous alamu alamy 07/17/24(Wed)14:56:32 No.4842744 a a a alamy alamy alamy alamu Image ID: KEDB15 www.alamy.com a-shot-of-a-juvenile-blackbird-KEDB15.jpg 182 KB JPG >can fly just as well as an adult >can't feed itself Yeah, I'm gonna call b------- on this one : Anonymous >>4842744 (OP) # 07/17/24(Wed)16:51:45 No.4842775 Shhh!!!! This is how all 4chan posters survive!

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Anon wants to fuck Don Draper | /r/Greentext

>Be me -Quit smoking -Goes well for a month -Start watching mad men -Began smoking again F--- you Don Draper 61 KB JPG
>Be me -Quit smoking -Goes well for a month -Start watching mad men -Began smoking again F--- you Don Draper 61 KB JPG

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Anon got friendzoned | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 507 KB PNG 04/03/21(Sat) 12:09:40 No.63034762 >19 >talking to girl who does onlyfans in my neighborhood >sucks d--- for money sometimes >wanna get my first b------ >we meet up >we smoke weed and talk for a bit >I start to pull out the money and she stops me >"You're just so nice Anon, I wanna be friends with you, so sucking your d--- feels wrong." i can't believe i got friendzoned by a prostitute what the f--- is wrong with me
: Anonymous 507 KB PNG 04/03/21(Sat) 12:09:40 No.63034762 >19 >talking to girl who does onlyfans in my neighborhood >sucks d--- for money sometimes >wanna get my first b------ >we meet up >we smoke weed and talk for a bit >I start to pull out the money and she stops me >"You're just so nice Anon, I wanna be friends with you, so sucking your d--- feels wrong." i can't believe i got friendzoned by a prostitute what the f--- is wrong with me

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It's in the small things | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 8/27/2024, 6:07:05 PM No.57002715 > be me > have an itchy buttcrack 68 KB PNG > fart > as the gas leaves it itches through my buttcrack feels good man
Anonymous 8/27/2024, 6:07:05 PM No.57002715 > be me > have an itchy buttcrack 68 KB PNG > fart > as the gas leaves it itches through my buttcrack feels good man

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Anon goes to Denny’s | /r/Greentext

Anonymous NEW! The After Melt Cookies NP Scream 08/27/24(Tue)16:54:59 No.20785376 >be me OREO >go to local Denny's Say It Three Times Slam Beetlejuicy BEETLEJUKE BEETLEJUICE x Denny's 428 KB JPG Burger B >look at menu >new Beetlejuice menu >must consoom >want the SAY IT THREE TIMES SLAM >40 yo waitress comes over >"what can I get ya?" >"SLAM! SLAM! SLAM!" >"Sir?" >"...Sorry...it, it, it?" >"Sir, excuse me?" >"Uhhh...the say it three times slam please." >*waitress groans* >mfw
Anonymous NEW! The After Melt Cookies NP Scream 08/27/24(Tue)16:54:59 No.20785376 >be me OREO >go to local Denny's Say It Three Times Slam Beetlejuicy BEETLEJUKE BEETLEJUICE x Denny's 428 KB JPG Burger B >look at menu >new Beetlejuice menu >must consoom >want the SAY IT THREE TIMES SLAM >40 yo waitress comes over >"what can I get ya?" >"SLAM! SLAM! SLAM!" >"Sir?" >"...Sorry...it, it, it?" >"Sir, excuse me?" >"Uhhh...the say it three times slam please." >*waitress groans* >mfw

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A not so stellar relationship | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Dr. Danielle 08/20/24(Tue) 09:17:22 No.202697691 Follow @danies394 They canceled The Acolyte because they couldn't stand the sight of two hot people of colour holding hands but I will always remember! Screenshot_20240820-080020.png 648 KB PNG >Spend millions on effects, sets, costumes >Turns out your vapid shallow audience just wants to see pretty people hold hands
: Anonymous Dr. Danielle 08/20/24(Tue) 09:17:22 No.202697691 Follow @danies394 They canceled The Acolyte because they couldn't stand the sight of two hot people of colour holding hands but I will always remember! Screenshot_20240820-080020.png 648 KB PNG >Spend millions on effects, sets, costumes >Turns out your vapid shallow audience just wants to see pretty people hold hands

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Anon cannot hide | /r/Greentext

File: vsauce.jpg (80 KB, 969x717) Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon)23:44:13 No.78616508 >HEYYYY, VSAUCE!!! Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon)23:47:55 No.78616537 File: Vsauce.png (236 KB, 502x655) Â >MICHEAL, HERE!!!!!!!!!!! Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon)23:50:50 No.78616552 File: homesecurity.png (200 KB, 1261x656) >YOUR HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IS PRETTY GREAT... OR IS IT?
File: vsauce.jpg (80 KB, 969x717) Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon)23:44:13 No.78616508 >HEYYYY, VSAUCE!!! Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon)23:47:55 No.78616537 File: Vsauce.png (236 KB, 502x655) Â >MICHEAL, HERE!!!!!!!!!!! Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon)23:50:50 No.78616552 File: homesecurity.png (200 KB, 1261x656) >YOUR HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IS PRETTY GREAT... OR IS IT?

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More schizo ramblings (although anon may have a point here) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 777-633 04/20/21(Tue)13:26:21 No.149806974 BB6B0149-59C3-43F2-9FE7-329FE6283F3E.jpg 25 KB JPG >look up meaning of name "Drake" >it means "snake or dragon" >the devil is referred to as both a snake and dragon in the Bible >Jesus's birth name was Yeshua, which translates a Joshua in English >MFW the Bible was the original Drake and Josh >MFW Drake Bell is the antichrist and Josh Peck is the Messiah
Anonymous 777-633 04/20/21(Tue)13:26:21 No.149806974 BB6B0149-59C3-43F2-9FE7-329FE6283F3E.jpg 25 KB JPG >look up meaning of name "Drake" >it means "snake or dragon" >the devil is referred to as both a snake and dragon in the Bible >Jesus's birth name was Yeshua, which translates a Joshua in English >MFW the Bible was the original Drake and Josh >MFW Drake Bell is the antichrist and Josh Peck is the Messiah

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Anon goes through basic training | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/14/14(Fri)22:48:07 No.23601888 >>23801933>>23801938 >>23801046 >>23802000 >>23601711 >>23601742 Ok, moar Hummel >still basic training >kid gets chosen to read The Soldier's Creed in front of the entire company >kid can barely remember how to wipe his ass, much less recite a paragraph >he approaches the front of the formation, nervous and visibly sweating >i am pretty sure spaghetti began to manifest in his cargo pockets >he takes his position in front of the formation, everyone is standing tight at attention >he clears his throat, takes a deep breath >"THE ARMY CREED! >somehow manages to f--- it up by the second word >1SG is visibly upset, entire formation begins to smirk and chortle >he attempts it again >"THE SOLDIERS CREED!" >he proceeds to the second line, and falters yet again >this repeats for a solid 15 minutes >eventually one of the drill sergeants presents him with a handy notepad, with the creed written on it >f---- it up again, while reading it > eventually approaches the "I stand ready to deploy, engage, and destroy the enemies of the united states" part >says "I WILL EMPLOY THE ENEMIES OF THE UNITED STATES" >realizes his mistake, says "F---" out loud, then starts over >reaches the same point >"I WILL DESTROY THE UNITED STATES" >everyone is dying at this point >drill sergeant has dropped his military bearings and tripped on them >s--- turns to chaos >eventually gets it right, after a good hour or two >1SG makes him the Company Guide for having the balls to destroy the USA Anonymous 11/14/14(Fri)22:49:49 No.23601914 ► >>23601654 goddamn I'd recommend Hummel for OCS if it wouldn't be such a waste of a damn-fine enlisted man Anonymous 11/14/14(Fri)22:51:35 No.23601933 >>23801974 File: 1413368873966.jpg (116 KB, 673x1005) >>23601888 4SG makes him the Company Guide for having the balls to destroy the USA swear to god, we'll be reading about Hummel the supersoldier 10 years from now Anonymous 11/14/14(Fri)22:51:49 No.23601936 >>23801974 File: 3797567.jpg (33 KB, 623x556) >>23601888 >"I WILL DESTROY THE UNITED STATES"™ I'm drunk and this s--- is hilarious more pls Anonymous 11/14/14(Fri)22:52:26 No.23601946 ►>>23801974 >>23601888 >says "I WILL EMPLOY THE ENEMIES OF THE UNITED STATES" >realizes his mistake, says "F---" out loud, then starts over And this is the moment were my side dies.
Anonymous 11/14/14(Fri)22:48:07 No.23601888 >>23801933>>23801938 >>23801046 >>23802000 >>23601711 >>23601742 Ok, moar Hummel >still basic training >kid gets chosen to read The Soldier's Creed in front of the entire company >kid can barely remember how to wipe his ass, much less recite a paragraph >he approaches the front of the formation, nervous and visibly sweating >i am pretty sure spaghetti began to manifest in his cargo pockets >he takes his position in front of the formation, everyone is standing tight at attention >he clears his throat, takes a deep breath >"THE ARMY CREED! >somehow manages to f--- it up by the second word >1SG is visibly upset, entire formation begins to smirk and chortle >he attempts it again >"THE SOLDIERS CREED!" >he proceeds to the second line, and falters yet again >this repeats for a solid 15 minutes >eventually one of the drill sergeants presents him with a handy notepad, with the creed written on it >f---- it up again, while reading it > eventually approaches the "I stand ready to deploy, engage, and destroy the enemies of the united states" part >says "I WILL EMPLOY THE ENEMIES OF THE UNITED STATES" >realizes his mistake, says "F---" out loud, then starts over >reaches the same point >"I WILL DESTROY THE UNITED STATES" >everyone is dying at this point >drill sergeant has dropped his military bearings and tripped on them >s--- turns to chaos >eventually gets it right, after a good hour or two >1SG makes him the Company Guide for having the balls to destroy the USA Anonymous 11/14/14(Fri)22:49:49 No.23601914 ► >>23601654 goddamn I'd recommend Hummel for OCS if it wouldn't be such a waste of a damn-fine enlisted man Anonymous 11/14/14(Fri)22:51:35 No.23601933 >>23801974 File: 1413368873966.jpg (116 KB, 673x1005) >>23601888 4SG makes him the Company Guide for having the balls to destroy the USA swear to god, we'll be reading about Hummel the supersoldier 10 years from now Anonymous 11/14/14(Fri)22:51:49 No.23601936 >>23801974 File: 3797567.jpg (33 KB, 623x556) >>23601888 >"I WILL DESTROY THE UNITED STATES"™ I'm drunk and this s--- is hilarious more pls Anonymous 11/14/14(Fri)22:52:26 No.23601946 ►>>23801974 >>23601888 >says "I WILL EMPLOY THE ENEMIES OF THE UNITED STATES" >realizes his mistake, says "F---" out loud, then starts over And this is the moment were my side dies.

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Anon should have just owned it | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 6 KB JPG 10/27/19(Sun)22:25:39 No.812748545 >go eat at local pizza place >eat entire large peperoni pizza >still hungry >Too embarassed to order more cause qt cashier will think I'm a f------ fatass >pretend go get a call from friend >stage an entire 3 minute conversation >end call asking him if he wants anything from the pizza place >order another pizza to go for "friend" >proceed to devour the pizza in my car >cashier walks up to my car with my backpack >sees i'm halfway done with my "friends" pizza >"you forgot your backpack" >I smile and nod with my mouth full >she f------ giggles and walks away F------ bitch I've never been this embarassed in my life. I can never go back there
Anonymous 6 KB JPG 10/27/19(Sun)22:25:39 No.812748545 >go eat at local pizza place >eat entire large peperoni pizza >still hungry >Too embarassed to order more cause qt cashier will think I'm a f------ fatass >pretend go get a call from friend >stage an entire 3 minute conversation >end call asking him if he wants anything from the pizza place >order another pizza to go for "friend" >proceed to devour the pizza in my car >cashier walks up to my car with my backpack >sees i'm halfway done with my "friends" pizza >"you forgot your backpack" >I smile and nod with my mouth full >she f------ giggles and walks away F------ bitch I've never been this embarassed in my life. I can never go back there

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Irishanon catches on | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: wkshaKGO 08/26/24(Mon)19:24:09 No.479685259 740 KB PNG >short >yellow >subservient >stupid >speak in tongues >build things at the behest of the white man are Minions a racist Chinese caricature? I know what you're thinking >OP, their eyes are exaggeratedly round you f--! Chinamen have slanty eyes! they're wearing goggles. the goggles are round.
Anonymous (ID: wkshaKGO 08/26/24(Mon)19:24:09 No.479685259 740 KB PNG >short >yellow >subservient >stupid >speak in tongues >build things at the behest of the white man are Minions a racist Chinese caricature? I know what you're thinking >OP, their eyes are exaggeratedly round you f--! Chinamen have slanty eyes! they're wearing goggles. the goggles are round.

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What causes this? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: iQMQ6gBy 08/20/24(Tue)05:17:42 No.478917131 NMM meet-the-newest-heart-throb-serial-killer-wade-wilson-vo-fhriagh1 ou6d1.jpg 26 KB JPG >brutally kill 2 women just for fun >an entire army of women over 1 million strong all around the globe want to free you out of jail Why are females like this?
Anonymous (ID: iQMQ6gBy 08/20/24(Tue)05:17:42 No.478917131 NMM meet-the-newest-heart-throb-serial-killer-wade-wilson-vo-fhriagh1 ou6d1.jpg 26 KB JPG >brutally kill 2 women just for fun >an entire army of women over 1 million strong all around the globe want to free you out of jail Why are females like this?

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Anon farms | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Farmer Problems 11 KB JPG 08/25/24(Sun)13:28:25 No.923416390 >be me >mexican farmer in 1943 >growing crops for the war effort >have a family and good job >life is good >february 20th >field smells like rotten eggs >go out to get firewood >see bulging crack in field >quecarajo.jpg >bulging crack explodes >fire and ash goes everywhere >ohmierda.jpg >evacuate >field gets sucked into the crack, fire and lava spewed everywhere >flee to village as ash and fire rain from the sky >week later >go back to farm with scientists >field is gone >there's a volcano >a f------ volcano formed in my cornfield >mfw your cornfield got destroyed by a volcano View Thread
: Anonymous Farmer Problems 11 KB JPG 08/25/24(Sun)13:28:25 No.923416390 >be me >mexican farmer in 1943 >growing crops for the war effort >have a family and good job >life is good >february 20th >field smells like rotten eggs >go out to get firewood >see bulging crack in field >quecarajo.jpg >bulging crack explodes >fire and ash goes everywhere >ohmierda.jpg >evacuate >field gets sucked into the crack, fire and lava spewed everywhere >flee to village as ash and fire rain from the sky >week later >go back to farm with scientists >field is gone >there's a volcano >a f------ volcano formed in my cornfield >mfw your cornfield got destroyed by a volcano View Thread

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Anon has had enough of video essays | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon)11:15:09 No.686777448 18 KB PNG >how [video game] broke me(4 hours)
Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon)11:15:09 No.686777448 18 KB PNG >how [video game] broke me(4 hours)

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Supply Chain | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)14:28:59 No.4842740 Cat logic literally be like: IMG_1860.jpg 72 KB JPG >you feed me and give me a home for 5+ years >you love me and pet me and snuggle me >you bring me toys and treats to spoil me >but you still might kill me and eat me at any moment because I heard a piece of paper slide across the floor
Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)14:28:59 No.4842740 Cat logic literally be like: IMG_1860.jpg 72 KB JPG >you feed me and give me a home for 5+ years >you love me and pet me and snuggle me >you bring me toys and treats to spoil me >but you still might kill me and eat me at any moment because I heard a piece of paper slide across the floor

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Anon reports the news in'it | /r/Greentext

B C ] Anonymous (ID: OFT8cm9x 08/26/24(Mon)08:08:23 No.479630546 >be BBC 5 min after a white dude sprees >Here's a picture of the gunman Mr. Twatcrumpet, who is known to have been radicalized on far right messageboards >coming up - Are lax laws on online hate speech to blame? >be BBC 5 months after a Syrian sprees >the Met have yet to release the suspect's identity and are still investigating why he was heard repeatedly screaming the Hawaiian word for "hello", followed by "snackbar" >coming up: Plus Size Association sues airliners for refusing to modernize their seats
B C ] Anonymous (ID: OFT8cm9x 08/26/24(Mon)08:08:23 No.479630546 >be BBC 5 min after a white dude sprees >Here's a picture of the gunman Mr. Twatcrumpet, who is known to have been radicalized on far right messageboards >coming up - Are lax laws on online hate speech to blame? >be BBC 5 months after a Syrian sprees >the Met have yet to release the suspect's identity and are still investigating why he was heard repeatedly screaming the Hawaiian word for "hello", followed by "snackbar" >coming up: Plus Size Association sues airliners for refusing to modernize their seats

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Anon has friends | /r/Greentext

Anyone else has this s---? >Be me >Have a friend >We used to message each other frequently >Then they became distant >No texting and no reading messages for MONTHS which is then followed by "Sorry I was busy uwu" which is b------- since their last online would be 10 min ago or something around this time >If they ever text you. it's either because it's Christmas (They text every single contact of theirs) or it's your birthday (Which they may not even remember about). >This s--- happens too often to be a coincidence that it started to feel like a conspiracy because there is no realistic way why so many people are distant and almost never text what should I do in situations like these anons?
Anyone else has this s---? >Be me >Have a friend >We used to message each other frequently >Then they became distant >No texting and no reading messages for MONTHS which is then followed by "Sorry I was busy uwu" which is b------- since their last online would be 10 min ago or something around this time >If they ever text you. it's either because it's Christmas (They text every single contact of theirs) or it's your birthday (Which they may not even remember about). >This s--- happens too often to be a coincidence that it started to feel like a conspiracy because there is no realistic way why so many people are distant and almost never text what should I do in situations like these anons?

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Anon turns 30 | /r/Greentext

>cold approach girls online for sexo >old ones agree, then say i'm too young, their youngest son is older than me >young ones agree, then say i'm too old, i could be their dad so being 30 is really the worst of both worlds. huh
>cold approach girls online for sexo >old ones agree, then say i'm too young, their youngest son is older than me >young ones agree, then say i'm too old, i could be their dad so being 30 is really the worst of both worlds. huh

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Anon Likes Garth Marenghi's Darkplace (2004) | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_5780.jpg (40 KB, 457x319) ☐ Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon)09:59:35 No.202894147 ► File: images-143.jpg (20 KB, 659x465) ☐ Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon)06:10:28 No.202887745 >>202890290 >>202890305 >>202893472 >>202893632 >>202897381 >>202902989 >I'm Garth Marenghi. Author. Dreamweaver. Visionary. Plus actor. You're about to enter the world of my imagination. You are entering my Darkplace. ☐ Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon)06:45:21 No.202888767 >>202888985 They should pay you a hero's wage. >I'm not jesus chroist, i know that now. Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon)06:52:03 No.202888985 >>202888767 >... >nevertakedrugs >> Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon)08:51:11 No.202892413 ►>>202892462 >>202894147 File: 1644696305299.png (427 KB, 470x700) All I do is sit at the typewriter and start hitting the keys. I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards >>202892413 Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon) 11:53:33 No.202897381 >>202887745 (OP) You and he were, mmmbuddies, weren't you? ☐ Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon)11:56:17 No.202897464 blood? blood >> Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon) 12:02:33 No.202897696 ► >>202897464 >>202897696 >"Mike stared in disbelief as his hands fell off. From them arose millions of tiny maggots. Maggots? Maggots... Maggots. Maggots! MAGGOTS!" >"Maggots" >> Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon)12:25:11 No.202898442 ► >> >>If Won Ton finds out, my arse is grass, and he's got a lawnmower! You dig? ☐ Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon) 12:33:21 No.202898709 ► "She was like a candle in the wind. Unreliable." Is one of the best lines ever written in any show ever. >> Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon) 14:04:42 No.202901176 >>202902594 >>202903343 File: kinge.png (245 KB, 729x601) Stephen King ✪ @StephenKing Putin assumed the was dealing with a lapdog. What he got was a wolverine. Slava Ukraini! 9:43 AM 5/14/22 Twitter Web App 2,330 Retweets 149 Quote Tweets 17.3K Likes Getting them in the right order - that's the trick. That's the trick The commentary parts are f------ great. >> Is Garth Steven King? Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon) 15:16:49 No.202902594 >>202901176 He's way more Clive Barker >> Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon) 15:58:40 No.202903343 ► >>202901176 He's the only author who has written more books than he has read. So yes.
File: IMG_5780.jpg (40 KB, 457x319) ☐ Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon)09:59:35 No.202894147 ► File: images-143.jpg (20 KB, 659x465) ☐ Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon)06:10:28 No.202887745 >>202890290 >>202890305 >>202893472 >>202893632 >>202897381 >>202902989 >I'm Garth Marenghi. Author. Dreamweaver. Visionary. Plus actor. You're about to enter the world of my imagination. You are entering my Darkplace. ☐ Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon)06:45:21 No.202888767 >>202888985 They should pay you a hero's wage. >I'm not jesus chroist, i know that now. Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon)06:52:03 No.202888985 >>202888767 >... >nevertakedrugs >> Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon)08:51:11 No.202892413 ►>>202892462 >>202894147 File: 1644696305299.png (427 KB, 470x700) All I do is sit at the typewriter and start hitting the keys. I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards >>202892413 Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon) 11:53:33 No.202897381 >>202887745 (OP) You and he were, mmmbuddies, weren't you? ☐ Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon)11:56:17 No.202897464 blood? blood >> Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon) 12:02:33 No.202897696 ► >>202897464 >>202897696 >"Mike stared in disbelief as his hands fell off. From them arose millions of tiny maggots. Maggots? Maggots... Maggots. Maggots! MAGGOTS!" >"Maggots" >> Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon)12:25:11 No.202898442 ► >> >>If Won Ton finds out, my arse is grass, and he's got a lawnmower! You dig? ☐ Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon) 12:33:21 No.202898709 ► "She was like a candle in the wind. Unreliable." Is one of the best lines ever written in any show ever. >> Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon) 14:04:42 No.202901176 >>202902594 >>202903343 File: kinge.png (245 KB, 729x601) Stephen King ✪ @StephenKing Putin assumed the was dealing with a lapdog. What he got was a wolverine. Slava Ukraini! 9:43 AM 5/14/22 Twitter Web App 2,330 Retweets 149 Quote Tweets 17.3K Likes Getting them in the right order - that's the trick. That's the trick The commentary parts are f------ great. >> Is Garth Steven King? Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon) 15:16:49 No.202902594 >>202901176 He's way more Clive Barker >> Anonymous 08/26/24(Mon) 15:58:40 No.202903343 ► >>202901176 He's the only author who has written more books than he has read. So yes.

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