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✓ Anonymous 08/25/24(Sun)22:35:41 No.102080437 >>102080496 1724608801598102.jpg (15 KB, 290x299) google yandex iqdb wait >HEY DAN DID YOU GET THAT EMAIL? >*slurp slurp slurp* >*some guy chewing with an open mouth* >*lip smacking* >YEAH NO I GOT THE EMAIL, YOU MOVED THE MEETING? >*chair creaking* >*beeep beep BEEEP** Teams call* >*fart!* >YEAH WE MOVED THE MEETING SINCE RANDY CALLED IN SICK >*burp* >*fingers cracking* >*SIGH* >HEY GET A ROOM YOU TWO >WHAT?! IM TAKING THIS TO HR >I JUST MEAN IM TRYING TO WORK HERE, BOOK A F------ MEETING ROOM >*cough* >*slurp slurp* >OH YOU WEREN'T BEING HOMOPHOBIC? >HUH? >I SAID- >*WhirrrrrrrRRRRR* *windows update* >*Zoom Call on some guy without headphone* >*keys clacking*
✓ Anonymous 08/25/24(Sun)22:35:41 No.102080437 >>102080496 1724608801598102.jpg (15 KB, 290x299) google yandex iqdb wait >HEY DAN DID YOU GET THAT EMAIL? >*slurp slurp slurp* >*some guy chewing with an open mouth* >*lip smacking* >YEAH NO I GOT THE EMAIL, YOU MOVED THE MEETING? >*chair creaking* >*beeep beep BEEEP** Teams call* >*fart!* >YEAH WE MOVED THE MEETING SINCE RANDY CALLED IN SICK >*burp* >*fingers cracking* >*SIGH* >HEY GET A ROOM YOU TWO >WHAT?! IM TAKING THIS TO HR >I JUST MEAN IM TRYING TO WORK HERE, BOOK A F------ MEETING ROOM >*cough* >*slurp slurp* >OH YOU WEREN'T BEING HOMOPHOBIC? >HUH? >I SAID- >*WhirrrrrrrRRRRR* *windows update* >*Zoom Call on some guy without headphone* >*keys clacking*

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Anonymous 08/25/24(Sun)01:52:07 No.202870433 1720074011150.jpg 32 KB JPG >these people are richer than me therefore I am entitled to rob and abuse them What kind of logic is this?
Anonymous 08/25/24(Sun)01:52:07 No.202870433 1720074011150.jpg 32 KB JPG >these people are richer than me therefore I am entitled to rob and abuse them What kind of logic is this?

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Anonymous 171 KB PNG 08/25/24(Sun)01:34:42 No. 78594250 >be me at work >girl co-worker walks by me and sighs in an exhausted sounding way >make an amused grunt sound to non-verbally relate to her sigh >she asks what that noise I made was >says it was "lowkey offensive" >panic and just say "sorry" >inb4 i get fired for sexual harassment for grunting View Thread
Anonymous 171 KB PNG 08/25/24(Sun)01:34:42 No. 78594250 >be me at work >girl co-worker walks by me and sighs in an exhausted sounding way >make an amused grunt sound to non-verbally relate to her sigh >she asks what that noise I made was >says it was "lowkey offensive" >panic and just say "sorry" >inb4 i get fired for sexual harassment for grunting View Thread

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Anons play RPG | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 88 KB JPG Level 1 fighter 03/23/20(Mon)06:10:10 No.71591141 As a GM, and a pretty damned fine one, I've banned martial classes from my table (5e) because they're so boring and useless. Level 1 wizard >I can move stuff with my mind! >hurrdurr I can hit with sword Level 20 wizard >can summon interplanar creatures and cause handfuls of dice of damage Level 20 fighter >hurr I hit it 3 times with my sword See the problem here? Players are not to bring martial classes to my table. Anonymous 03/23/20(Mon)15:38:26 No.71598243 >>71591141 (OP) # > I am a Barbarian > I have the highest hit die in the game (2x that of the Wizard) > i have a natural armor that allows me to tank damage without wearing anything > i have the rage ability which not only gives me resistance to the most common damage types in the game (Slashing, Piercing, and Bludgeoning) but also gives me proficiency on every melee attack. (This increases as i get more powerful) > by level 2, i can sense traps and deal more damage at the cost of getting more damage > by level 5, i can attack twice and move faster > by level 7, i gain advantage on initiative and cant be surprised at the beginning of combat > by level 9, i deal 3x damage on critical hits (this increases to 4x damage at level 13 and 5x damage at level 17) > by level 11, i gain the ability to not die if enraged > by level 15, my rage lasts an entire encounter > by level 18, my strength score can be used for strength checks and saving throws > by level 20, rage and all its benefits becomes permanent > decide to join group > DM tells me he doesn't allow Martial classes > he tells me martials a useless. > meanwhile, the wizard gets a paper cut and has to roll death saves.
Anonymous 88 KB JPG Level 1 fighter 03/23/20(Mon)06:10:10 No.71591141 As a GM, and a pretty damned fine one, I've banned martial classes from my table (5e) because they're so boring and useless. Level 1 wizard >I can move stuff with my mind! >hurrdurr I can hit with sword Level 20 wizard >can summon interplanar creatures and cause handfuls of dice of damage Level 20 fighter >hurr I hit it 3 times with my sword See the problem here? Players are not to bring martial classes to my table. Anonymous 03/23/20(Mon)15:38:26 No.71598243 >>71591141 (OP) # > I am a Barbarian > I have the highest hit die in the game (2x that of the Wizard) > i have a natural armor that allows me to tank damage without wearing anything > i have the rage ability which not only gives me resistance to the most common damage types in the game (Slashing, Piercing, and Bludgeoning) but also gives me proficiency on every melee attack. (This increases as i get more powerful) > by level 2, i can sense traps and deal more damage at the cost of getting more damage > by level 5, i can attack twice and move faster > by level 7, i gain advantage on initiative and cant be surprised at the beginning of combat > by level 9, i deal 3x damage on critical hits (this increases to 4x damage at level 13 and 5x damage at level 17) > by level 11, i gain the ability to not die if enraged > by level 15, my rage lasts an entire encounter > by level 18, my strength score can be used for strength checks and saving throws > by level 20, rage and all its benefits becomes permanent > decide to join group > DM tells me he doesn't allow Martial classes > he tells me martials a useless. > meanwhile, the wizard gets a paper cut and has to roll death saves.

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Anon plays Bloodborne | /r/Greentext

Anonymous B PS4. Only On PlayStation. Bloodborne 16 www.seguint Game of The Year Edition. JAPANStudio FROM SOFTWARE 97 KB JPG 08/24/24(Sat) 19:26:47 No.686607592 >Be me, its late at night >Mobs patrol with pitchforks and torches >The narrow streets are littered with bloody vials and needles >Some random prostitute quarantined in her home yells at me, "Away! Away! You're not wanted here!" >The begrimed alleyways are fogged with miasma and fetid smog. >Ogres armed with bricks, madmen with knives, vampires, werewolves, witches, corrupt ministers and lawmen. >Suddenly on the roof of a cathedral, a monstrous spider-like alien. >It grabs me and my mind shatters from the sheer horror. Just an average night in London. Pic unrelated.
Anonymous B PS4. Only On PlayStation. Bloodborne 16 www.seguint Game of The Year Edition. JAPANStudio FROM SOFTWARE 97 KB JPG 08/24/24(Sat) 19:26:47 No.686607592 >Be me, its late at night >Mobs patrol with pitchforks and torches >The narrow streets are littered with bloody vials and needles >Some random prostitute quarantined in her home yells at me, "Away! Away! You're not wanted here!" >The begrimed alleyways are fogged with miasma and fetid smog. >Ogres armed with bricks, madmen with knives, vampires, werewolves, witches, corrupt ministers and lawmen. >Suddenly on the roof of a cathedral, a monstrous spider-like alien. >It grabs me and my mind shatters from the sheer horror. Just an average night in London. Pic unrelated.

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Anon Is Irrational | /r/Greentext

File: 261417.jpg (9 KB, 200x268) ☐ Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)15:16:33 No.37008648 >>37008666 >>37009129 >>37009604 >>37009802 >>37009905 >>37010387 >>37010641 >>37010814 >>37011040 >>37011227 >>37011243 >>37011246 >>37011376 >>37012138 >>37012365 >>37012533 >>37012541 >>37014737 >>37015592 >>37017912 >>37017949 >>37018136 >>37018161 >>37018798 >be me >far right trans girl dating a leftie chaser >I'm always telling him my beliefs about how the Holocaust didn't happen, outer space isn't real, black people aren't actually human beings but some middle ground between monkeys and humans, 5G causes cancer and it's specifically designed to do so so that the elites can cull humanity, etc >he usually clams up and goes silent >I ask him why my politics views seem to annoy him >"You have some really f------ bizarre viewpoints, but I'm not going to waste my time trying to debunk every bigoted viewpoint or conspiracy theory you s--- out. Can't reason someone out of a perspective they never reasoned themselves into to begin with." > "How do you know I didn't use reason to reach my beliefs?" >"Nobody who actually uses their head could believe the things you do. So either you're the dumbest, most wildly irrational person alive, or you just don't think about the stupid s--- you spew out before doing so." Why he so mad tho Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)15:18:19 No.37008666 >>37008648 (OP) >top is rational and levelheaded >>37008693 >>37011123 >>37017989 >>37019153 >bottom is irrational and engages in magical thinking what a surprise
File: 261417.jpg (9 KB, 200x268) ☐ Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)15:16:33 No.37008648 >>37008666 >>37009129 >>37009604 >>37009802 >>37009905 >>37010387 >>37010641 >>37010814 >>37011040 >>37011227 >>37011243 >>37011246 >>37011376 >>37012138 >>37012365 >>37012533 >>37012541 >>37014737 >>37015592 >>37017912 >>37017949 >>37018136 >>37018161 >>37018798 >be me >far right trans girl dating a leftie chaser >I'm always telling him my beliefs about how the Holocaust didn't happen, outer space isn't real, black people aren't actually human beings but some middle ground between monkeys and humans, 5G causes cancer and it's specifically designed to do so so that the elites can cull humanity, etc >he usually clams up and goes silent >I ask him why my politics views seem to annoy him >"You have some really f------ bizarre viewpoints, but I'm not going to waste my time trying to debunk every bigoted viewpoint or conspiracy theory you s--- out. Can't reason someone out of a perspective they never reasoned themselves into to begin with." > "How do you know I didn't use reason to reach my beliefs?" >"Nobody who actually uses their head could believe the things you do. So either you're the dumbest, most wildly irrational person alive, or you just don't think about the stupid s--- you spew out before doing so." Why he so mad tho Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)15:18:19 No.37008666 >>37008648 (OP) >top is rational and levelheaded >>37008693 >>37011123 >>37017989 >>37019153 >bottom is irrational and engages in magical thinking what a surprise

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Sudden Strike | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed) 05:45:45 No.4842528 PXL 20240716_205036565~3.jpg >100 degrees out 2.13 MB JPG >Faggy little hairy Himalayan lap dog insists on going outside and sun bathing W-- is his problem
Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed) 05:45:45 No.4842528 PXL 20240716_205036565~3.jpg >100 degrees out 2.13 MB JPG >Faggy little hairy Himalayan lap dog insists on going outside and sun bathing W-- is his problem

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Talent before looks | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)13:53:08 No.202623829 1697451418468901.jpg 139 KB JPG >JJ Abrams' daughter >a literal 10/10 >failed to make it in Hollywood why?
: Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)13:53:08 No.202623829 1697451418468901.jpg 139 KB JPG >JJ Abrams' daughter >a literal 10/10 >failed to make it in Hollywood why?

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Anonymous 07/27/24(Sat) 01:10:44 No.78293759 idiot 64 KB JPG >Be me 26 >khhv all my life >Get desperate and try to groom a girl >Talk to a girl on Discord >16 year old egirl >The zoomer stuff she talks about makes me want to rope >Keeps making me listen to Taylor Swift for some reason >Give up after a week You know what maybe being incel for life isn't that bad after all 41 Replies View Thread
Anonymous 07/27/24(Sat) 01:10:44 No.78293759 idiot 64 KB JPG >Be me 26 >khhv all my life >Get desperate and try to groom a girl >Talk to a girl on Discord >16 year old egirl >The zoomer stuff she talks about makes me want to rope >Keeps making me listen to Taylor Swift for some reason >Give up after a week You know what maybe being incel for life isn't that bad after all 41 Replies View Thread

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Californication | /r/Greentext

⠀ Anonymous (ID: Nplhmo/H 08/25/24(Sun)15:59:30 No.479499212 2.2 MB JPG >be california >have a storied past >go to war about it >side with the united states >join the union >mexicans btfo and seething >cover up genocide (spanish mission system) >tell them there's gold in the water and mountains >hire cheap imported labor to build infrastructure (railroads) >grow fruits and vegetables, livestock (ranchos) >strike oil >build cars, airplanes, for the war effort >suppress public transport >build freeways >divide neighborhoods >middle class grows with tremendous speed in every direction >let the hippies and yuppies do whatever (((you know who))) >export degeneracy (los angeles media machine) >export mass surveillance (silicon valley) >import cheap labor again (to build the sprawl) >leave the border mostly open >allow foreign property managers to do whatever >allow the loud minority their day in the assembly >raise taxes >rinse and repeat >rich get richer >dream of californication you can check out anytime you like but you can never leave
⠀ Anonymous (ID: Nplhmo/H 08/25/24(Sun)15:59:30 No.479499212 2.2 MB JPG >be california >have a storied past >go to war about it >side with the united states >join the union >mexicans btfo and seething >cover up genocide (spanish mission system) >tell them there's gold in the water and mountains >hire cheap imported labor to build infrastructure (railroads) >grow fruits and vegetables, livestock (ranchos) >strike oil >build cars, airplanes, for the war effort >suppress public transport >build freeways >divide neighborhoods >middle class grows with tremendous speed in every direction >let the hippies and yuppies do whatever (((you know who))) >export degeneracy (los angeles media machine) >export mass surveillance (silicon valley) >import cheap labor again (to build the sprawl) >leave the border mostly open >allow foreign property managers to do whatever >allow the loud minority their day in the assembly >raise taxes >rinse and repeat >rich get richer >dream of californication you can check out anytime you like but you can never leave

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Legend of the Galactic GigaChads | /r/Greentext

File: legend-of-galatic-heroes.jpg (417 KB, 1844x1794) Animage Video ☐ Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat) 15:27:57 No.202837280 >>202837324 >>202837388 >>202837509 File: job.jpg (57 KB, 640x480) L LASER DISC RAJAZEIZAT MA 「千億の星、千億の光3」 << ANET GOVE >>202826723 (OP). Everyone should see LoGH. And remember to vote. DEMOCRACY. ☐ Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat) 15:29:41 No.202837324 ►>>202837435 >>202837280 >Yang's "are we the baddies" moment when he's forced to shake hands with Trunicht and realizes just how much of a p------------ he is ☐ Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat) 15:33:07 No.202837435 ►>>202837589 >>202840873 File: pkc.jpg (21 KB, 400x300) ☐ Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat)08:54:11 No.202826723 >>202826908 >>202826927 >>202826968 >>202826998 >>>202827004 >>202827154 >>202827692 >>202828277 >>202830006 >>202831780 >>202832474 >>202836855 >>202837054 >>202837090 >>202837191 >>202837280 >>202837295 >>202837878>>202838020 >>202838200 >>202838230 >>202838408 >>202839918 >>202841802 >brought to the West and given new life by 4channer fansubbers >instantly and universally beloved by everyone, holds the #1 spot on MAL for years >gatekeeps itself; normies can't get past the first few episodes, so discussion is always excellent >messages and themes are so applicable to real life that people are still talking about it almost two decades later You love it, I love it. Let's have a LOGH thread. ☐ Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat)08:56:08 No.202826789 >>202826858 >>202827016 >>202836892 >>202837091 >>202839873 I tried watching it but it seemed too boring. Other than uniform p--- what do you like about it? ☐ Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat)09:03:37 No.202827016 >>202833745 >>202837131 File: Spoiler Image (37 KB, 294x220) 憂国騎士団 Patriotic Knight Corps >>202837324 >>202837388 GET EM >> Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat) 15:39:30 No.202837589 >>202837665 File: LOGH_truniht dispenses so(...).png (119 KB, 392x366) TP >>202826789 Sorry to say, but you got filtered. But since you asked: >one of the few pieces of war media to not lean toward one side or the other >characters use realpolitik, making every action plausible and believable, even in a sci-fi setting with a cult faction >plausible military hierarchies, ranks carry real weight that the viewer can follow >extremely memorable characters; everyone remembers Eisenach even though he only appears in like 3-4 episodes, and only has one spoken line >Fritz Josef Bittenfeld Guards, this woman has lost her composure. >>202837435 >why do you mean there's a paramilitary group going around causing havoc? of course I disavow and have no connection to them. it's entirely coincidental everything they do is in MY favor. ☐ Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat) 15:42:46 No.202837665 >>202837589 >dnc playbook >>202837940
File: legend-of-galatic-heroes.jpg (417 KB, 1844x1794) Animage Video ☐ Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat) 15:27:57 No.202837280 >>202837324 >>202837388 >>202837509 File: job.jpg (57 KB, 640x480) L LASER DISC RAJAZEIZAT MA 「千億の星、千億の光3」 << ANET GOVE >>202826723 (OP). Everyone should see LoGH. And remember to vote. DEMOCRACY. ☐ Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat) 15:29:41 No.202837324 ►>>202837435 >>202837280 >Yang's "are we the baddies" moment when he's forced to shake hands with Trunicht and realizes just how much of a p------------ he is ☐ Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat) 15:33:07 No.202837435 ►>>202837589 >>202840873 File: pkc.jpg (21 KB, 400x300) ☐ Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat)08:54:11 No.202826723 >>202826908 >>202826927 >>202826968 >>202826998 >>>202827004 >>202827154 >>202827692 >>202828277 >>202830006 >>202831780 >>202832474 >>202836855 >>202837054 >>202837090 >>202837191 >>202837280 >>202837295 >>202837878>>202838020 >>202838200 >>202838230 >>202838408 >>202839918 >>202841802 >brought to the West and given new life by 4channer fansubbers >instantly and universally beloved by everyone, holds the #1 spot on MAL for years >gatekeeps itself; normies can't get past the first few episodes, so discussion is always excellent >messages and themes are so applicable to real life that people are still talking about it almost two decades later You love it, I love it. Let's have a LOGH thread. ☐ Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat)08:56:08 No.202826789 >>202826858 >>202827016 >>202836892 >>202837091 >>202839873 I tried watching it but it seemed too boring. Other than uniform p--- what do you like about it? ☐ Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat)09:03:37 No.202827016 >>202833745 >>202837131 File: Spoiler Image (37 KB, 294x220) 憂国騎士団 Patriotic Knight Corps >>202837324 >>202837388 GET EM >> Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat) 15:39:30 No.202837589 >>202837665 File: LOGH_truniht dispenses so(...).png (119 KB, 392x366) TP >>202826789 Sorry to say, but you got filtered. But since you asked: >one of the few pieces of war media to not lean toward one side or the other >characters use realpolitik, making every action plausible and believable, even in a sci-fi setting with a cult faction >plausible military hierarchies, ranks carry real weight that the viewer can follow >extremely memorable characters; everyone remembers Eisenach even though he only appears in like 3-4 episodes, and only has one spoken line >Fritz Josef Bittenfeld Guards, this woman has lost her composure. >>202837435 >why do you mean there's a paramilitary group going around causing havoc? of course I disavow and have no connection to them. it's entirely coincidental everything they do is in MY favor. ☐ Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat) 15:42:46 No.202837665 >>202837589 >dnc playbook >>202837940

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Anon is seeking a babysitter | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Am I the a------ here? 263 KB JPG 08/24/24(Sat) 14:38:57 No.923367383 >be me >have two daughters, 8 and 11 >wife and I going out of state for business trip slash getaway >put up a listing for babysitters in my area >not a lot of picks but get contacted prominently by this t----- who is incredibly curious and is also "willing to work cheap" >concern.png >indulge "her" anyway because not a lot of takers for our two girls >t----- wants to become a school teacher and loves to teach body positivity >tell her that she'd have to watch the two girls for over a week and they'd need to stay over or she would need to house sit alongside the girls >this makes her f------ ecstatic and she starts getting into questions like their names, pictures of them, what they like, if they're hitting puberty on time, if they're masturbating, etc >get weirded out and stop messaging >she keeps pestering me again and again asking if our plans are still on and they need a sitter And I still haven't responded since a few nights ago and now "she" is rambling on about how she's scared that I'm a transphobe because I'm not responding. W-- do I do
Anonymous Am I the a------ here? 263 KB JPG 08/24/24(Sat) 14:38:57 No.923367383 >be me >have two daughters, 8 and 11 >wife and I going out of state for business trip slash getaway >put up a listing for babysitters in my area >not a lot of picks but get contacted prominently by this t----- who is incredibly curious and is also "willing to work cheap" >concern.png >indulge "her" anyway because not a lot of takers for our two girls >t----- wants to become a school teacher and loves to teach body positivity >tell her that she'd have to watch the two girls for over a week and they'd need to stay over or she would need to house sit alongside the girls >this makes her f------ ecstatic and she starts getting into questions like their names, pictures of them, what they like, if they're hitting puberty on time, if they're masturbating, etc >get weirded out and stop messaging >she keeps pestering me again and again asking if our plans are still on and they need a sitter And I still haven't responded since a few nights ago and now "she" is rambling on about how she's scared that I'm a transphobe because I'm not responding. W-- do I do

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Anon is confused | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/27/24(Sat) 22:13:23 No.201810891 BROWARD COUNTY PESCUE DEPARTMENT CAN RESCUE BUREAU 1297957008179_ORIGINAL.jpg 31 KB JPG >Did you just look at my boobs just now? How do you respond without sounding like a misogynist pervert?
: Anonymous 07/27/24(Sat) 22:13:23 No.201810891 BROWARD COUNTY PESCUE DEPARTMENT CAN RESCUE BUREAU 1297957008179_ORIGINAL.jpg 31 KB JPG >Did you just look at my boobs just now? How do you respond without sounding like a misogynist pervert?

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Anon ponders about the future of animated series | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/05/23(Tue)01:39:41 No.659567692 auto 1701733133983.jpg 2.23 MB JPG >Latino and white boy/girl pairing Is this a winning formula? V COMING 2025 VU
Anonymous 12/05/23(Tue)01:39:41 No.659567692 auto 1701733133983.jpg 2.23 MB JPG >Latino and white boy/girl pairing Is this a winning formula? V COMING 2025 VU

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anon is Mr Bones | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 46 KB JPEG 25/08/2024, 5:43:29 pm > playing theme park management sim No.87058327 > finish a ride i've been working on for like an hour > feel proud of myself > look down > boner what does this mean bros? pic unrelated
Anonymous 46 KB JPEG 25/08/2024, 5:43:29 pm > playing theme park management sim No.87058327 > finish a ride i've been working on for like an hour > feel proud of myself > look down > boner what does this mean bros? pic unrelated

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Anon is a man | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Feels You Will Never Know 09/13/21(Mon)19:02:27 No.65365296 58 KB JPG >Bought a pack of condoms from Target >They were too small when I tried them on >Had to go back and buy the Large size box instead The joy from seeing the look on the qt cashier's face and how she turned red cannot be described in words
Anonymous Feels You Will Never Know 09/13/21(Mon)19:02:27 No.65365296 58 KB JPG >Bought a pack of condoms from Target >They were too small when I tried them on >Had to go back and buy the Large size box instead The joy from seeing the look on the qt cashier's face and how she turned red cannot be described in words

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Anon gets a phone book | /r/Greentext

100 KB JPG most retarded moments thread? > be me > be 11 > in car with family heading home from county fair > dad wants dinner > mom hands me the phone book and tells me to look up the number for the place dad wanted so she could check the wait > for whatever f------ reason I hear "get rid of this" > roll down the window and chunk the phone book as we're going 80 on the interstate
100 KB JPG most retarded moments thread? > be me > be 11 > in car with family heading home from county fair > dad wants dinner > mom hands me the phone book and tells me to look up the number for the place dad wanted so she could check the wait > for whatever f------ reason I hear "get rid of this" > roll down the window and chunk the phone book as we're going 80 on the interstate

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Anonymous 140 KB JPG 09/25/13(Wed)01:28:41 No.507775568 >Be me >14 >Socially awkward teenager >Don't have too many friends except for this kid Henry >Somehow even more socially awkward than me >We like to wonder the alleys on the southside of Chicago >We're not black, but usually people can tell we live in the hood so no troubles >One day we see this really cute alley cat strolling around >cat looks emaciated as f--- >we're young and assume it's a stray with no owner >But wait, kitties got a collar >Tag on the collar says "love" >We think its gay and at the insistence of Henry, we call him F--. > I know that's pretty lame, but we're 14 >take f-- under our wing >We feed him, stroll the alleys, etc >One day we are walking with f-- >Suddenly realize we're in the same alley that we found him in >Big black dude comes outside >Pistol in his waste >Oh f--- >"Whatchu doin' with my cat?" >Cat runs behind me and Henry >Stupid ass Henry says "F-- is with us now!" >"What? You callin my cat a f--?!" >I'm panicking. "Henry you f------ idiot" >Next thing I know >BANG >Blood is streaming out of my chest >With my last breaths I yell at Henry >"SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOU'RE TO BLAME" >"YOU GAVE LOVE, A BAD NAME.
Anonymous 140 KB JPG 09/25/13(Wed)01:28:41 No.507775568 >Be me >14 >Socially awkward teenager >Don't have too many friends except for this kid Henry >Somehow even more socially awkward than me >We like to wonder the alleys on the southside of Chicago >We're not black, but usually people can tell we live in the hood so no troubles >One day we see this really cute alley cat strolling around >cat looks emaciated as f--- >we're young and assume it's a stray with no owner >But wait, kitties got a collar >Tag on the collar says "love" >We think its gay and at the insistence of Henry, we call him F--. > I know that's pretty lame, but we're 14 >take f-- under our wing >We feed him, stroll the alleys, etc >One day we are walking with f-- >Suddenly realize we're in the same alley that we found him in >Big black dude comes outside >Pistol in his waste >Oh f--- >"Whatchu doin' with my cat?" >Cat runs behind me and Henry >Stupid ass Henry says "F-- is with us now!" >"What? You callin my cat a f--?!" >I'm panicking. "Henry you f------ idiot" >Next thing I know >BANG >Blood is streaming out of my chest >With my last breaths I yell at Henry >"SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOU'RE TO BLAME" >"YOU GAVE LOVE, A BAD NAME.

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Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)03:52:12 No.202609940 prometheus_20231001144728.jpg 49 KB JPG >advanced enlightned species >instantly becomes a murderous barbaric roidraged freak the second he gets woken up Bravo Riddley

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