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Anonymous 06/25/22(Sat)09:49:22 No.603654307 >uhh, this mall sucks file.png 1007 KB PNG >hhhuhuh yeah, this sucks. i want nachos. >hey ask that girl over there if she like knows where the food is >uhhhhhhhuhuhu >hey baby >>603655294 # >>603655878 #
Anonymous 06/25/22(Sat)09:49:22 No.603654307 >uhh, this mall sucks file.png 1007 KB PNG >hhhuhuh yeah, this sucks. i want nachos. >hey ask that girl over there if she like knows where the food is >uhhhhhhhuhuhu >hey baby >>603655294 # >>603655878 #

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Anonymous 09/22/20(Tue)18:22:01 No.75043434 50 KB JPG >playing d&d >session 0 >characters being introduced to each other >tell dm I roll to r--- and kill everyone >they refuse f------ railroading am i right
Anonymous 09/22/20(Tue)18:22:01 No.75043434 50 KB JPG >playing d&d >session 0 >characters being introduced to each other >tell dm I roll to r--- and kill everyone >they refuse f------ railroading am i right

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Anonymous 12/29/21(Wed)20:50:35 No.869588879 FoodTank agriculturesubsidiesworldbankreport.jpg >put food in the dirt 245 KB JPG >much more food comes out You expect me to believe this b-------?? Anonymous COAST 103 KB JPG Anonymous 379 KB JPG 12/29/21(Wed)20:55:41 No.869589196. >>869588879 (OP) # >build triangle out of metal >it doesn't sink B------- 12/29/21(Wed)20:57:35 No.869589312 >build a giant metal bird >wings don't even flap They didn't even try and make it believable
Anonymous 12/29/21(Wed)20:50:35 No.869588879 FoodTank agriculturesubsidiesworldbankreport.jpg >put food in the dirt 245 KB JPG >much more food comes out You expect me to believe this b-------?? Anonymous COAST 103 KB JPG Anonymous 379 KB JPG 12/29/21(Wed)20:55:41 No.869589196. >>869588879 (OP) # >build triangle out of metal >it doesn't sink B------- 12/29/21(Wed)20:57:35 No.869589312 >build a giant metal bird >wings don't even flap They didn't even try and make it believable

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America at War | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)22:03:56 No.93361172 model.jpg 39 KB JPG >elves steal people's n------ >having your n------ stolen is shameful >fashion evolves to ensure that n------ are displayed prominently to make sure everyone knows you still have them >elves stop stealing n------, people forget elves stole n------ in the first place >fashion continues to showcase n------ Long-lived races should troll the s--- out of short-lived races. Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)22:16:52 No.93361231 Until one day the elves perform a mass ritual to steal the n------ from an entire kingdom to fuse them into a monster they have to fight or will destroy the kingdom? All parts of a centuries long plan to make the humans explain to their grand kids about fighting the giant nipple monster with a straight face
Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)22:03:56 No.93361172 model.jpg 39 KB JPG >elves steal people's n------ >having your n------ stolen is shameful >fashion evolves to ensure that n------ are displayed prominently to make sure everyone knows you still have them >elves stop stealing n------, people forget elves stole n------ in the first place >fashion continues to showcase n------ Long-lived races should troll the s--- out of short-lived races. Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)22:16:52 No.93361231 Until one day the elves perform a mass ritual to steal the n------ from an entire kingdom to fuse them into a monster they have to fight or will destroy the kingdom? All parts of a centuries long plan to make the humans explain to their grand kids about fighting the giant nipple monster with a straight face

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Out of the frying pan into the fire | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/27/24(Tue)00:43:59 No.202925696 A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT GOING HEAD TO HEAD WITH A STEREOTYPE. The Problem with APU STREAMING NOW truⓇ file.png 1.06 MB PNG >Complain about Apu being a "negative stereotype" because of the accent >Nowadays a majority of people see indians as street s------- rapists who steal jobs via nepotism How does he feel now you think?
Anonymous 08/27/24(Tue)00:43:59 No.202925696 A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT GOING HEAD TO HEAD WITH A STEREOTYPE. The Problem with APU STREAMING NOW truⓇ file.png 1.06 MB PNG >Complain about Apu being a "negative stereotype" because of the accent >Nowadays a majority of people see indians as street s------- rapists who steal jobs via nepotism How does he feel now you think?

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Anon Likes Emma Watson | /r/Greentext

File: 1724968569327992[1].jpg (126 KB, 1080x1080) ☐ Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon)08:29:23 No.203121292 ►>>203124259 File: smug kana.jpg (23 KB, 428x428) 定 ☐ Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon)08:10:53 No.203120812 >>203120879 >>203120909 >>203120944 >>203120952 >>203121004 >>203121292 >>203121581 >>203121588 >>203121832 >>203121879 >>203122092 >>203122318 >>203122363 >>203122461 >>203122494 >>203122602 >>203123029 >>203123115 >>203123287 >>203123376 >>203123485>>203123489 >>203123512 >>203123578 >>203123891 >>203124052 >>203124666 >>203124931 >>203125298 >>203125367 >>203125499 >>203127925 >>203128255 >>203128934 >>203130020 >>203130897 >>203131199 >>203133646 >>203133680 >>203134347 >>203134350 >>203134731 >>203135125 >>203136081 >>203136404 >>203137442 >>203138004 >>203138111 >>203138131 >beautiful in a classy way >extremely talented actress >beloved by millenials Why did her career die? She should be a younger verson of Natalie Portman. >> Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon)08:13:40 No.203120879 >>203121506 >>203120812 (OP) >extremely talented actress Lel ☐ Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon)08:16:58 No.203120958 File: 1523260152260.png (61 KB, 205x200) >>203120812 (OP) >Harvey gets arrested >suddenly Emma doesn't get any work >> Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon)08:40:14 No.203121581 >>203124979 >>203120812 (OP). >emma watson >beautiful When will this meme die? Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon) 10:02:09 No.203123891 >>203120812 (OP) >Why did her career die? Because she turned 18. ☐ Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon)21:25:04 No.203138111 >>203120812 (OP) >beatiful Mid >extremely talented actress >talented Mid >beloved by milenials Exactly, they are on the way out, and no one cares about harry potter enough for it to help her career anynore Radcliff did a better job, taking that f--- off money and doing the weird little projects he wanted ☐ Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon)21:26:12 No.203138131 >>203120812 (OP) >beautiful in a classy way lolno she's a dumb slag acting posh
File: 1724968569327992[1].jpg (126 KB, 1080x1080) ☐ Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon)08:29:23 No.203121292 ►>>203124259 File: smug kana.jpg (23 KB, 428x428) 定 ☐ Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon)08:10:53 No.203120812 >>203120879 >>203120909 >>203120944 >>203120952 >>203121004 >>203121292 >>203121581 >>203121588 >>203121832 >>203121879 >>203122092 >>203122318 >>203122363 >>203122461 >>203122494 >>203122602 >>203123029 >>203123115 >>203123287 >>203123376 >>203123485>>203123489 >>203123512 >>203123578 >>203123891 >>203124052 >>203124666 >>203124931 >>203125298 >>203125367 >>203125499 >>203127925 >>203128255 >>203128934 >>203130020 >>203130897 >>203131199 >>203133646 >>203133680 >>203134347 >>203134350 >>203134731 >>203135125 >>203136081 >>203136404 >>203137442 >>203138004 >>203138111 >>203138131 >beautiful in a classy way >extremely talented actress >beloved by millenials Why did her career die? She should be a younger verson of Natalie Portman. >> Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon)08:13:40 No.203120879 >>203121506 >>203120812 (OP) >extremely talented actress Lel ☐ Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon)08:16:58 No.203120958 File: 1523260152260.png (61 KB, 205x200) >>203120812 (OP) >Harvey gets arrested >suddenly Emma doesn't get any work >> Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon)08:40:14 No.203121581 >>203124979 >>203120812 (OP). >emma watson >beautiful When will this meme die? Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon) 10:02:09 No.203123891 >>203120812 (OP) >Why did her career die? Because she turned 18. ☐ Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon)21:25:04 No.203138111 >>203120812 (OP) >beatiful Mid >extremely talented actress >talented Mid >beloved by milenials Exactly, they are on the way out, and no one cares about harry potter enough for it to help her career anynore Radcliff did a better job, taking that f--- off money and doing the weird little projects he wanted ☐ Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon)21:26:12 No.203138131 >>203120812 (OP) >beautiful in a classy way lolno she's a dumb slag acting posh

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Anon is a member of the Hogwarts Sect | /r/Greentext

即使在最黑暗的日子裡, 也能遇到幸福。 -Albus Dumbledore Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2024 08:19:10 No.687195987 View Report Quoted By: >>687196537 >"Harry Potter! Did you burn your name in the Sacred Ancestor Flame? Junior, you are courting death!" Supreme Elder Dumbledore said, his serene voice calm like a jade lake even as his killing intent filled the room. >"Haha, a third-rate talent like you really thinks he can compete in the Three Sect Grand Tournament? Boy, get down on your knees and slap yourself fifty times so our sect can save some face! Five hundred contribution points are deducted from the Roaring Griffin Clan!” Dumbledore's wrathful essence poured out like a wave, cracking the stone floor beneath his feet and disrupting Harry's meridians. Harry was knocked backwards, spitting blood! >"typical", Harry heard Elder Snape sneer, just before the blackness claimed him >"Potter has eyes but cannot see Big Ben
即使在最黑暗的日子裡, 也能遇到幸福。 -Albus Dumbledore Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2024 08:19:10 No.687195987 View Report Quoted By: >>687196537 >"Harry Potter! Did you burn your name in the Sacred Ancestor Flame? Junior, you are courting death!" Supreme Elder Dumbledore said, his serene voice calm like a jade lake even as his killing intent filled the room. >"Haha, a third-rate talent like you really thinks he can compete in the Three Sect Grand Tournament? Boy, get down on your knees and slap yourself fifty times so our sect can save some face! Five hundred contribution points are deducted from the Roaring Griffin Clan!” Dumbledore's wrathful essence poured out like a wave, cracking the stone floor beneath his feet and disrupting Harry's meridians. Harry was knocked backwards, spitting blood! >"typical", Harry heard Elder Snape sneer, just before the blackness claimed him >"Potter has eyes but cannot see Big Ben

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Anon likes cake | /r/Greentext

Netanyahu asks 'forgiveness' over hostage deaths as protests continue 7 hours ago & שראל מדינר ושרד EL FFIC Share Anonymous (ID: h3OTGwnq) 09/03/24(Tue)00:25:18 No.480461356 >be Israeli protesters since Oct 7 >boooo why no hostage deal bibi? We want our hostages back!! >also Isreali protesters since Oct 7 >bomb those f------ into nonexistence! NO CEASEFIRE THIS IS THE F------ THAT YOU GET!! don't they realize you can't always have your cake and eat it too?
Netanyahu asks 'forgiveness' over hostage deaths as protests continue 7 hours ago & שראל מדינר ושרד EL FFIC Share Anonymous (ID: h3OTGwnq) 09/03/24(Tue)00:25:18 No.480461356 >be Israeli protesters since Oct 7 >boooo why no hostage deal bibi? We want our hostages back!! >also Isreali protesters since Oct 7 >bomb those f------ into nonexistence! NO CEASEFIRE THIS IS THE F------ THAT YOU GET!! don't they realize you can't always have your cake and eat it too?

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Anon tried to stop | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 81 KB GIF 09/01/24(Sun)16:57:22 No.38718300 LOONEY TUMES >Stop cooming for a year >Realize I replaced it with pacing back and forth inside my room >Thinking about my f----- up past >About the family members and friends that used and betrayed me Yep. I guess it's cooming time. Anonymous 09/01/24(Sun)16:59:47 No.38718316 >>38718300 (OP) # Pee is stored in the balls >>38718385 # Anonymous Mana is stored in the balls 09/01/24(Sun)17:07:24 No.38718375 Sostan 172 KB JPG Anonymous 09/01/24(Sun)17:08:38 No.38718385 >>38718316 # My D--- is stored in your Ass! >>38719053 # Anonymous 09/01/24(Sun)17:11:12 No.38718404 >>38718300 (OP) # Yep, you're getting reincarnated a few more times. 00710070
: Anonymous 81 KB GIF 09/01/24(Sun)16:57:22 No.38718300 LOONEY TUMES >Stop cooming for a year >Realize I replaced it with pacing back and forth inside my room >Thinking about my f----- up past >About the family members and friends that used and betrayed me Yep. I guess it's cooming time. Anonymous 09/01/24(Sun)16:59:47 No.38718316 >>38718300 (OP) # Pee is stored in the balls >>38718385 # Anonymous Mana is stored in the balls 09/01/24(Sun)17:07:24 No.38718375 Sostan 172 KB JPG Anonymous 09/01/24(Sun)17:08:38 No.38718385 >>38718316 # My D--- is stored in your Ass! >>38719053 # Anonymous 09/01/24(Sun)17:11:12 No.38718404 >>38718300 (OP) # Yep, you're getting reincarnated a few more times. 00710070

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Manifesting a new boyfriend | /r/Greentext

30 KB JPG >ex believed in tarot cards, "angel numbers," literal angels and demons, archangels, the Bible (but she said she's spiritual, not religious), lunar eclipse energy, horoscopes, etc >Said she was all about positivity, manifesting, good energy, being kind to others, good karma, believing in the universe having our back, respect >Started out being cute about it but I quickly realized she wasn't open to actually discussing any of it, only ranting, and if I didn't believe in it or listen to her any time she would ramble about it she'd get crazy angry What kind of personality disorder is this?
30 KB JPG >ex believed in tarot cards, "angel numbers," literal angels and demons, archangels, the Bible (but she said she's spiritual, not religious), lunar eclipse energy, horoscopes, etc >Said she was all about positivity, manifesting, good energy, being kind to others, good karma, believing in the universe having our back, respect >Started out being cute about it but I quickly realized she wasn't open to actually discussing any of it, only ranting, and if I didn't believe in it or listen to her any time she would ramble about it she'd get crazy angry What kind of personality disorder is this?

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Anon Feels Good Man | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 256 KB PNG 09/02/24(Mon)16:35:38 No.923830599 >Be me >Sad virgin loser >26 at the time >Hanging out a festival of some sort, lots of art and music and stuff >Feeling bad but trying to have fun >Must have been looking pretty sad because some girl walks over and asks if I'm ok >She's young, my age or younger, normal looking but very pretty, long blonde hair, green eyes, wearing a crop top and jeans genuinely gives off sweet vibes >I'm feeling pretty taken back she cares enough to ask >At first I say I'm ok buts she persistent and says she can tell I'm sad >I'm honest with her and say I'm ok just awkward and shy and don't really have any friends >She hugs me rubs my back and takes my hand and tells me she's sorry to hear that >I'm in absolute shock, no one has ever been this nice to me out of the blue >Asks if I want her to hang out with me >I meekly say yes and we watch a band play for a bit >She has to go soon but she hugs me again and kisses me on the cheek and says she hopes I feel better >I thank her and she smiles and leaves >Feel so happy I actually cry a little I thought about that girl so many times since that day, it's been 8 years I remember her especially today since it's the day I met her, thank you miss you made me happier than I could ever express
Anonymous 256 KB PNG 09/02/24(Mon)16:35:38 No.923830599 >Be me >Sad virgin loser >26 at the time >Hanging out a festival of some sort, lots of art and music and stuff >Feeling bad but trying to have fun >Must have been looking pretty sad because some girl walks over and asks if I'm ok >She's young, my age or younger, normal looking but very pretty, long blonde hair, green eyes, wearing a crop top and jeans genuinely gives off sweet vibes >I'm feeling pretty taken back she cares enough to ask >At first I say I'm ok buts she persistent and says she can tell I'm sad >I'm honest with her and say I'm ok just awkward and shy and don't really have any friends >She hugs me rubs my back and takes my hand and tells me she's sorry to hear that >I'm in absolute shock, no one has ever been this nice to me out of the blue >Asks if I want her to hang out with me >I meekly say yes and we watch a band play for a bit >She has to go soon but she hugs me again and kisses me on the cheek and says she hopes I feel better >I thank her and she smiles and leaves >Feel so happy I actually cry a little I thought about that girl so many times since that day, it's been 8 years I remember her especially today since it's the day I met her, thank you miss you made me happier than I could ever express

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The date with a Cinephile | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/26/22(Sat)00:43:01 No.177201214 >bring a girl home >'what're you in the mood for babe?' >"I don't know honey let's see what's on netflix" >'netflix? i got something better than that pleb s---' >whip out external hard drive >girl is confused >plug it into my xbox >over 900 films >hand her the controller >"Pick whatever you'd like, m'lady" >girl is uncomfortable with all this nerdy sci-fi and capeshit >"uh i don't really know-" >"I SAID PICK SOMETHING" >she starts tearing up >"uh i-is Spider-Man 3 good?" >"Nope, try again" >"should we watch Spawn?" >"NO, ffs" >grab controller from her hand >put on the highest form of kino >Dune (1984), the Alan Smithee cut, of course >hand her a bowl of eggs >"eat all of them
: Anonymous 11/26/22(Sat)00:43:01 No.177201214 >bring a girl home >'what're you in the mood for babe?' >"I don't know honey let's see what's on netflix" >'netflix? i got something better than that pleb s---' >whip out external hard drive >girl is confused >plug it into my xbox >over 900 films >hand her the controller >"Pick whatever you'd like, m'lady" >girl is uncomfortable with all this nerdy sci-fi and capeshit >"uh i don't really know-" >"I SAID PICK SOMETHING" >she starts tearing up >"uh i-is Spider-Man 3 good?" >"Nope, try again" >"should we watch Spawn?" >"NO, ffs" >grab controller from her hand >put on the highest form of kino >Dune (1984), the Alan Smithee cut, of course >hand her a bowl of eggs >"eat all of them

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Hooligans Paradise | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: v630+Vib) 09/02/24(Mon)15:58:00 No.480417922 192 KB PNG >Be me >Driving through fancy countryside village >Drive past some posh homes >See a Sign outside >"No New Homes" >See another Sign >"Refugees welcome" So, how retarded is your country?
Anonymous (ID: v630+Vib) 09/02/24(Mon)15:58:00 No.480417922 192 KB PNG >Be me >Driving through fancy countryside village >Drive past some posh homes >See a Sign outside >"No New Homes" >See another Sign >"Refugees welcome" So, how retarded is your country?

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Is there a lore reason? | /r/Greentext

jrr-tolkien-9508428-1-402.jpg 25 KB JPG >Hmmm, what should I call the evil follower of Sauron? >He's a man.... Sauron.... Hmmm...
jrr-tolkien-9508428-1-402.jpg 25 KB JPG >Hmmm, what should I call the evil follower of Sauron? >He's a man.... Sauron.... Hmmm...

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Shooting your shot | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/27/24(Tue) 05:43:18 No.202934752 chrome_1gJH95wWjB.png 328 KB PNG >be a handsome colleague >buy this cute co-worker a drink >ask her straight away, are we going to have sex or what. >she says: what. how do you respond without turning instantly into a beta?
Anonymous 08/27/24(Tue) 05:43:18 No.202934752 chrome_1gJH95wWjB.png 328 KB PNG >be a handsome colleague >buy this cute co-worker a drink >ask her straight away, are we going to have sex or what. >she says: what. how do you respond without turning instantly into a beta?

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Anon discusses propaganda | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I figured out why CP is really(...) 20 KB JPG 08/31/24(Sat)13:17:57 No.31918454 >Be FBI >must deploy propaganda for the chuds who never leave their room. >Have a dedicated YouTube channel that 24/7 livestreams of blacks and browns robbing places >but make the footage of whites r----- children illegal. Pretty genius DESU 5 Replies View Thread
Anonymous I figured out why CP is really(...) 20 KB JPG 08/31/24(Sat)13:17:57 No.31918454 >Be FBI >must deploy propaganda for the chuds who never leave their room. >Have a dedicated YouTube channel that 24/7 livestreams of blacks and browns robbing places >but make the footage of whites r----- children illegal. Pretty genius DESU 5 Replies View Thread

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Unity is Strength | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)09:27:20 No.4843772 1647102453215.jpg 132 KB JPG ITT: We post clear and obvious redflags that someone is an awful dog owner. I'll start. >Allow their dog on furniture or bed >Allow others to pet their dog >Take their dog to dog parks >Potty train their dog with pee pads >Give their dog human food or dog treats >They playfight with their dog Anonymous >>4843772 (OP) # They have a husky 07/19/24(Fri)09:32:18 No.4843776
: Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)09:27:20 No.4843772 1647102453215.jpg 132 KB JPG ITT: We post clear and obvious redflags that someone is an awful dog owner. I'll start. >Allow their dog on furniture or bed >Allow others to pet their dog >Take their dog to dog parks >Potty train their dog with pee pads >Give their dog human food or dog treats >They playfight with their dog Anonymous >>4843772 (OP) # They have a husky 07/19/24(Fri)09:32:18 No.4843776

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Anon is drunk | /r/Greentext

1.98 MB GIF doormat >get drunk >bike to the house of my ex who cheated on me over three years ago >about to ring the doorbell >better idea >take out my d--- and piss on the >bike back home >sleep >wake up to flood of texts >ex sent video of me pissing on her doorstep >"Care to explain?????" >"Not really?", I reply >turn cellphone off
1.98 MB GIF doormat >get drunk >bike to the house of my ex who cheated on me over three years ago >about to ring the doorbell >better idea >take out my d--- and piss on the >bike back home >sleep >wake up to flood of texts >ex sent video of me pissing on her doorstep >"Care to explain?????" >"Not really?", I reply >turn cellphone off

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Anon was hit with post nut clarity | /r/Greentext

An Always make decisions AFTER fapping Always make decisions AFTER fa(...) 202 KB JPG 09/02/24(Mon)09:23:45 No.78678121 Anons I had the worst case of impulse buying ever. >Be me >Be straight >Was bored. Decided to watch a movie >Decided to watch the Incredibles since last time I had watched this film was when I was very little. >Since now I am grown up. I started noticing Helen Parr/Elastigirl's physical properties iykyk >After the movie I was horny so I stared looking at lewd cosplays of Elastigirl. >I then saw a link to the store which sells Elastigirl's costume >I have a mild form of autogynephilia (Not trans but imagining myself as a girl gets me aroused) >I decided to buy the costume so that I can fap whilst imaging myself as Elastigirl >Still horny so I fapped to rule 34 art of elastigirl. >Postnutclarity.exe >Realize that I just bought female costume for fapping that I don't need anymore since I am not horny anymore. >Also realized that I have no where to hide it since I live with roommates and I am a permavirgin so I don't have a GF to whom I can gift this suit. What should I do anons?
An Always make decisions AFTER fapping Always make decisions AFTER fa(...) 202 KB JPG 09/02/24(Mon)09:23:45 No.78678121 Anons I had the worst case of impulse buying ever. >Be me >Be straight >Was bored. Decided to watch a movie >Decided to watch the Incredibles since last time I had watched this film was when I was very little. >Since now I am grown up. I started noticing Helen Parr/Elastigirl's physical properties iykyk >After the movie I was horny so I stared looking at lewd cosplays of Elastigirl. >I then saw a link to the store which sells Elastigirl's costume >I have a mild form of autogynephilia (Not trans but imagining myself as a girl gets me aroused) >I decided to buy the costume so that I can fap whilst imaging myself as Elastigirl >Still horny so I fapped to rule 34 art of elastigirl. >Postnutclarity.exe >Realize that I just bought female costume for fapping that I don't need anymore since I am not horny anymore. >Also realized that I have no where to hide it since I live with roommates and I am a permavirgin so I don't have a GF to whom I can gift this suit. What should I do anons?

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Oopsy Daisy | /r/Greentext

File: 1697345052230680.png (824 KB, 1371x1219) Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon)03:49:14 No.78678277 >>78678284 >>78678288 >>78678516 > browsing twatter for p--- as usual >some super pretty 10/10 giga model lightskin girl posted a selfie THREE seconds ago >decide to be a funny guy and take this opportunity to reply "mommy" >she deletes and reposts because posted the wrong image >have to shamelessly reply the same reply to the new post >the joke no longer feels funny in my head >feel like an absolute cockroach as I type out the letters and press the send button
File: 1697345052230680.png (824 KB, 1371x1219) Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon)03:49:14 No.78678277 >>78678284 >>78678288 >>78678516 > browsing twatter for p--- as usual >some super pretty 10/10 giga model lightskin girl posted a selfie THREE seconds ago >decide to be a funny guy and take this opportunity to reply "mommy" >she deletes and reposts because posted the wrong image >have to shamelessly reply the same reply to the new post >the joke no longer feels funny in my head >feel like an absolute cockroach as I type out the letters and press the send button

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