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: Anonymous How do normies blow so much fu(...) 225 KB PNG 11/18/24(Mon) 11:27:38 No.79484189 >read reddit comment >"oh id never trust an 18 year old with 3k they'd blow it in a week" >meanwhile I had 10k at that age and didnt spend a dime I didnt need to How are normies completely retarded when it comes to money? They spend it on subscriptions, apps, concerts, travelling, cars, fancy clothes, restaurants etc.. Who needs any of that s---? >t. warehouse wagie about to hit 80k in the bank at 22 : Anonymous >>79484189 (OP) # 11/18/24(Mon)11:28:56 No.79484195 >How are normies completely retarded when it comes to money? they have an active social and sex life that necessitates spending while you don't. the point of money is to have sex not to hoard it >>79484214 # >>79484272 #
: Anonymous How do normies blow so much fu(...) 225 KB PNG 11/18/24(Mon) 11:27:38 No.79484189 >read reddit comment >"oh id never trust an 18 year old with 3k they'd blow it in a week" >meanwhile I had 10k at that age and didnt spend a dime I didnt need to How are normies completely retarded when it comes to money? They spend it on subscriptions, apps, concerts, travelling, cars, fancy clothes, restaurants etc.. Who needs any of that s---? >t. warehouse wagie about to hit 80k in the bank at 22 : Anonymous >>79484189 (OP) # 11/18/24(Mon)11:28:56 No.79484195 >How are normies completely retarded when it comes to money? they have an active social and sex life that necessitates spending while you don't. the point of money is to have sex not to hoard it >>79484214 # >>79484272 #

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Anonymous >>146399773 # 11/17/24(Sun)16:06:13 No.146400295 >I believe vore is the thinking man's fetish No, hypnosis is the thinking men's fetish. Vore is the hungry man's fetish.
Anonymous >>146399773 # 11/17/24(Sun)16:06:13 No.146400295 >I believe vore is the thinking man's fetish No, hypnosis is the thinking men's fetish. Vore is the hungry man's fetish.

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Anon studies botany | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 64 KB JPG >be me 11/17/24(Sun)20:43:46 No.927520518 >Jacking off >Forget to lock door >Was reading about mushrooms earlier > Momwalked in right as I nut, arm hit keyboard, screen goes to picture of a mushroom on Wikipedia >She closes the door and never speaks of it again >She no longer puts mushrooms in the beef stroganoff she's been making that way since I can remember
Anonymous 64 KB JPG >be me 11/17/24(Sun)20:43:46 No.927520518 >Jacking off >Forget to lock door >Was reading about mushrooms earlier > Momwalked in right as I nut, arm hit keyboard, screen goes to picture of a mushroom on Wikipedia >She closes the door and never speaks of it again >She no longer puts mushrooms in the beef stroganoff she's been making that way since I can remember

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Anon is german | /r/Greentext

File: 61d19RCFK2L._AC_UF894,100(...).jpg (56 KB, 894x894) Why isnt everywhere like germany? Anonymous 11/18/24(Mon)00:35:01 No.79481547 >Couple of years go by >Be me >Be German >Move to Bulgaria because cheap housing >Move to a small village and try to make friends >People are not like friendly Germans and instead ignore me >People have no concept of rules >I spend most days trying to explain the concept of german laws to them >They do not listen Its_tough_bring_normal.jpg >Decide to become mayor of said village to fix this s--- hole and put some German rules into place >No one votes for me >Get very mad and go protest in front of town hall, yelling in German and broken bulgarian >They do not listen to me >A couple of days pass and during one faithful evening of me making German sausages on the grill because German stuff is the best stuff not like s----- bulgarian stuff A stinging smelly cloud descends from the hill and into my garden >Some filthy bulgarians are burning tires >I go and yell at them in German >They laugh at me and call me hitler >I go back home and drink some German beer because bulgarian beer is s--- >I write a long letter to the mayor calling him a lower life form and inciting him to do something about his subjects >Thatll do it I think to myself while smiling >Weeks pass and I get no answer >I go to the town hall to explain to them how great Germany is and how they should take example >Mayor doesnt even let me in >Next day find my German car windows broken and my german tires slashed >Why are these mongrels like this? Where did democracy go guys? I thought Germany founded the European union for a reason
File: 61d19RCFK2L._AC_UF894,100(...).jpg (56 KB, 894x894) Why isnt everywhere like germany? Anonymous 11/18/24(Mon)00:35:01 No.79481547 >Couple of years go by >Be me >Be German >Move to Bulgaria because cheap housing >Move to a small village and try to make friends >People are not like friendly Germans and instead ignore me >People have no concept of rules >I spend most days trying to explain the concept of german laws to them >They do not listen Its_tough_bring_normal.jpg >Decide to become mayor of said village to fix this s--- hole and put some German rules into place >No one votes for me >Get very mad and go protest in front of town hall, yelling in German and broken bulgarian >They do not listen to me >A couple of days pass and during one faithful evening of me making German sausages on the grill because German stuff is the best stuff not like s----- bulgarian stuff A stinging smelly cloud descends from the hill and into my garden >Some filthy bulgarians are burning tires >I go and yell at them in German >They laugh at me and call me hitler >I go back home and drink some German beer because bulgarian beer is s--- >I write a long letter to the mayor calling him a lower life form and inciting him to do something about his subjects >Thatll do it I think to myself while smiling >Weeks pass and I get no answer >I go to the town hall to explain to them how great Germany is and how they should take example >Mayor doesnt even let me in >Next day find my German car windows broken and my german tires slashed >Why are these mongrels like this? Where did democracy go guys? I thought Germany founded the European union for a reason

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Anons discuss social media and the next Disney movie | /r/Greentext

File: Screenshot_20241116_16164(...).jpg (354 KB, 1080x1027) 12:03 About tising Marketing Xfor Elon Musk's X collapses: hundreds of artists and media flee to a booming social network M Marca.com. 22h бо It's over Anonymous (ID: 1+CpEsm4 11/16/24(Sat)14:00:22 No.488661807 >>488661870 >>488661914 >>488662060 >>488662129 >>488662238 >>488662375 >>488662396 >>488662402 >>488662413 >>488662432 >>488662445 >>488662473 >>488662486 >>488662491 >>488662540 >>488662620 >>488662704 >>488662844 >>488662848 >>488663017 >>488663056 >>488663412 >>488663633 >>488663813 >>488664224 >>488664284 >>488664312 >>488664408 >>488664431 >>488664621 >>488664815 >>488664888 >>488664933 >>488665938 >>488666106 >>488666130 >>488667028 >>488667296 >>488667440 >>488668684 >>488668730 >>488669373 >>488669422 >>488670620 >>488671049 >>488671831 >>488671916 >>488672218 >>488672467 >>488672489 >>488672577 >>488672604 >>488672635 >>488672695 >>488672730 >>488672911 >>488673664 >>488673916 >>488674061 >>488674191 >>488674326 >>488674630 >>488674690 >>488674747 >>488674969 >>488675112 >>488675134 >>488675362 >>488675529 >>488675544 >>488675613 >>488675816 >>488675833 >>488676127 >>488676657 >>488676904 >>488676954 >>488677173 >>488677931 >>488678075 >>488679040 >>488679226 >>488679397 >>488679929 >>488680421 >>488681173 >>488681650 >>488681793 >>488682044 >>488682265 >>488682480 >>488682557 >>488682649 >> X collapsed Anonymous (ID: ppZfov3a 11/16/24(Sat) 14:15:46 No.488663012 >fewer people now watching prime msnbc than watch streamers, cnn(!) not far behind >leftists self-segregating to a non-commercial xitter close which was abandoned by its founder because it sucked >dnc $20mm in the hole, no one donating to the usual nonprofits to fund a "resistance" w-- is going on, is this a mongol-style fake retreat? surely the left has a trick up its sleeve? they're abandoning the battlefield Anonymous (ID: CMigPZWi 11/16/24(Sat)14:41:09 No.488664933 >>488665915 File: Who should play SnowWhite (...).png (243 KB, 590x776) Elon Musk @elonmusk Who should play Snow White? 11:20 PM - May 17, 2023 Gal Gadot 3% Ana de Arm 2% Rachel Zegler 1% Terry Crews 93% AhNegao.com.br 53.4K Retweets 4,771 Quotes 750.6K Likes 4,938 Bookmarks >>488661807 (OP) >things that never happened for 400 Anonymous (ID: SEAXZCKN >>488664933 11/16/24(Sat) 14:54:38 No.488665915 >>488679934 >Snow White(Terry Crews) gets knocked out at the castle by the evil bitch KWEEN's henchmen. He is discarded in the forest covered in raw meat for the wolves to eat. He is awoken by seven lil guys and goes to chill with them in their cabin. He decides to help them mine iron and turn it into steel and build a gunsmithing shop, the Sebben Dwarves Armory(SDA). Snow White and the dwarves train day and night on guerilla warfare tactics, then begin their march toward KWEEN Castle, and hilarity ensues! SEE THIS YEAR'S BLOCKBUSTER ACTION FILM! Fire, explosions, rolling heads and flaming torsos, and of course, eight ruff riders rolling deep on dat ho!
File: Screenshot_20241116_16164(...).jpg (354 KB, 1080x1027) 12:03 About tising Marketing Xfor Elon Musk's X collapses: hundreds of artists and media flee to a booming social network M Marca.com. 22h бо It's over Anonymous (ID: 1+CpEsm4 11/16/24(Sat)14:00:22 No.488661807 >>488661870 >>488661914 >>488662060 >>488662129 >>488662238 >>488662375 >>488662396 >>488662402 >>488662413 >>488662432 >>488662445 >>488662473 >>488662486 >>488662491 >>488662540 >>488662620 >>488662704 >>488662844 >>488662848 >>488663017 >>488663056 >>488663412 >>488663633 >>488663813 >>488664224 >>488664284 >>488664312 >>488664408 >>488664431 >>488664621 >>488664815 >>488664888 >>488664933 >>488665938 >>488666106 >>488666130 >>488667028 >>488667296 >>488667440 >>488668684 >>488668730 >>488669373 >>488669422 >>488670620 >>488671049 >>488671831 >>488671916 >>488672218 >>488672467 >>488672489 >>488672577 >>488672604 >>488672635 >>488672695 >>488672730 >>488672911 >>488673664 >>488673916 >>488674061 >>488674191 >>488674326 >>488674630 >>488674690 >>488674747 >>488674969 >>488675112 >>488675134 >>488675362 >>488675529 >>488675544 >>488675613 >>488675816 >>488675833 >>488676127 >>488676657 >>488676904 >>488676954 >>488677173 >>488677931 >>488678075 >>488679040 >>488679226 >>488679397 >>488679929 >>488680421 >>488681173 >>488681650 >>488681793 >>488682044 >>488682265 >>488682480 >>488682557 >>488682649 >> X collapsed Anonymous (ID: ppZfov3a 11/16/24(Sat) 14:15:46 No.488663012 >fewer people now watching prime msnbc than watch streamers, cnn(!) not far behind >leftists self-segregating to a non-commercial xitter close which was abandoned by its founder because it sucked >dnc $20mm in the hole, no one donating to the usual nonprofits to fund a "resistance" w-- is going on, is this a mongol-style fake retreat? surely the left has a trick up its sleeve? they're abandoning the battlefield Anonymous (ID: CMigPZWi 11/16/24(Sat)14:41:09 No.488664933 >>488665915 File: Who should play SnowWhite (...).png (243 KB, 590x776) Elon Musk @elonmusk Who should play Snow White? 11:20 PM - May 17, 2023 Gal Gadot 3% Ana de Arm 2% Rachel Zegler 1% Terry Crews 93% AhNegao.com.br 53.4K Retweets 4,771 Quotes 750.6K Likes 4,938 Bookmarks >>488661807 (OP) >things that never happened for 400 Anonymous (ID: SEAXZCKN >>488664933 11/16/24(Sat) 14:54:38 No.488665915 >>488679934 >Snow White(Terry Crews) gets knocked out at the castle by the evil bitch KWEEN's henchmen. He is discarded in the forest covered in raw meat for the wolves to eat. He is awoken by seven lil guys and goes to chill with them in their cabin. He decides to help them mine iron and turn it into steel and build a gunsmithing shop, the Sebben Dwarves Armory(SDA). Snow White and the dwarves train day and night on guerilla warfare tactics, then begin their march toward KWEEN Castle, and hilarity ensues! SEE THIS YEAR'S BLOCKBUSTER ACTION FILM! Fire, explosions, rolling heads and flaming torsos, and of course, eight ruff riders rolling deep on dat ho!

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Annon likes halo | /r/Greentext

1d (11/15/24 21:39). 62873723 PNG 873KB (1024 x 768) Cortana.png >>62873184 >be me at 13 years old >horny as f--- >stand in front of Cortana while she's visible on a holopedestal >gather a bunch of covie weapons around so I can grap them when they run out >fire the guns so the controller vibrates and rub it on my d--- while making eye contact with Cortana
1d (11/15/24 21:39). 62873723 PNG 873KB (1024 x 768) Cortana.png >>62873184 >be me at 13 years old >horny as f--- >stand in front of Cortana while she's visible on a holopedestal >gather a bunch of covie weapons around so I can grap them when they run out >fire the guns so the controller vibrates and rub it on my d--- while making eye contact with Cortana

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Anon is in denial | /r/Greentext

11/14/24(Thu)05:49:58 No.488410139 Mom 38m ago M Nick Fuentes scares me M Mom Are you a holocaust denial? Hol.jpg 41 KB JPG Uhhhh, what to respond? >bitch, suck my c--- >>488410139 (OP) # >f--- your feelings bitch >>488410139 (OP) # > Yes Mom, I AM the holocaust denial >no Mom, I love you Dont sperg out retard 53m ago
11/14/24(Thu)05:49:58 No.488410139 Mom 38m ago M Nick Fuentes scares me M Mom Are you a holocaust denial? Hol.jpg 41 KB JPG Uhhhh, what to respond? >bitch, suck my c--- >>488410139 (OP) # >f--- your feelings bitch >>488410139 (OP) # > Yes Mom, I AM the holocaust denial >no Mom, I love you Dont sperg out retard 53m ago

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Anon having a schizo episode | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 310 KB JPG 29 Replies / 23 Images 11/14/24(Thu)15:31:25 No.79444104 >very complicated dream where im escaping some large dragon >be at the border of israel at the end >turn around cause im like >NOPE we are born enemies there >see my favorite cat at the ebd >start my day with crying View Thread
: Anonymous 310 KB JPG 29 Replies / 23 Images 11/14/24(Thu)15:31:25 No.79444104 >very complicated dream where im escaping some large dragon >be at the border of israel at the end >turn around cause im like >NOPE we are born enemies there >see my favorite cat at the ebd >start my day with crying View Thread

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Huh what tf? | /r/Greentext

>after decades of s------- on Americans for being warmongers and refusing to help the U.S. against Russia and China, 1.97 MB WEBM Europeans suddenly love NATO and American interventionism >meanwhile all the conservatives (who fight America's wars) have become blackpilled isolationists who don't give a s--- if Russian tanks cruise into Paris and don't think Western liberals are any friendlier than Putin How are Europeans going to cope with the fact that their arrogance has destroyed their continent?
>after decades of s------- on Americans for being warmongers and refusing to help the U.S. against Russia and China, 1.97 MB WEBM Europeans suddenly love NATO and American interventionism >meanwhile all the conservatives (who fight America's wars) have become blackpilled isolationists who don't give a s--- if Russian tanks cruise into Paris and don't think Western liberals are any friendlier than Putin How are Europeans going to cope with the fact that their arrogance has destroyed their continent?

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I think its a you problem Anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 451 KB JPG 11/16/24(Sat) 15:09:36 No.79463777 >Makes duolicious account >Message a bunch of femcels and random women >None respond back >They all want 6 ft chad on the f------ incel app >Its over Its not fair i deserve a femcel gf 11 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 451 KB JPG 11/16/24(Sat) 15:09:36 No.79463777 >Makes duolicious account >Message a bunch of femcels and random women >None respond back >They all want 6 ft chad on the f------ incel app >Its over Its not fair i deserve a femcel gf 11 Replies View Thread

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Artificial courtship | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/02/24(Sat) 11:27:10 No.205195353 >Oh, you're dating an Al? hq720 (3).jpg 34 KB JPG How do you respond without sounding pathetic? Anonymous >>205195353 (OP) # 11/02/24(Sat)12:00:19 No.205195842 >she gives me b-------, unlike you
: Anonymous 11/02/24(Sat) 11:27:10 No.205195353 >Oh, you're dating an Al? hq720 (3).jpg 34 KB JPG How do you respond without sounding pathetic? Anonymous >>205195353 (OP) # 11/02/24(Sat)12:00:19 No.205195842 >she gives me b-------, unlike you

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Anon experiences the hedgehog's dilemma firsthand | /r/Greentext

Х Anonymous 07/10/18(Tue)00:00:55 No.175386171 106 KB JPG go to sleep >be 16 >had watched NGE about a year ago >not a bad show, some good waifus, and god tier opener >One day lying down about >suddenly hear NGE theme song >run down stair with the speed of a thousand cheetahs >see dad sitting on couch >"Dad are you watching Evangelion?" >"W-- anon? Go back to bed" >Go back to bed and fall asleep thinking about how my father and I could've bonded over anime
Х Anonymous 07/10/18(Tue)00:00:55 No.175386171 106 KB JPG go to sleep >be 16 >had watched NGE about a year ago >not a bad show, some good waifus, and god tier opener >One day lying down about >suddenly hear NGE theme song >run down stair with the speed of a thousand cheetahs >see dad sitting on couch >"Dad are you watching Evangelion?" >"W-- anon? Go back to bed" >Go back to bed and fall asleep thinking about how my father and I could've bonded over anime

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Anon loves his cheese | /r/Greentext

File: 91 KB, 1600x1253, IMG_4494.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imma put some cheese on dat n---- God of Cheese Sat, Nov 16, 2024 18:24:18 No.20975685 [Reply] [Original] Potaters? Imma put some cheese on dat n---- God of Cheese Sat, Nov 16, 2024 18:26:03 No.20975690 File: 6 KB, 225x225, IMG_4496.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ham, pickles, and taters? Needs hot cheese >> God of Cheese Sat, Nov 16, 2024 18:27:39 No.20975691 File: 44 KB, 1347x898, IMG_4497.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Prairie oysters? Needs cheese God of Cheese Sat, Nov 16, 2024 18:29:44 No.20975697 File: 99 KB, 720x1080, IMG_4499.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Meat, potato, cheese plate? Needs more cheese
File: 91 KB, 1600x1253, IMG_4494.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imma put some cheese on dat n---- God of Cheese Sat, Nov 16, 2024 18:24:18 No.20975685 [Reply] [Original] Potaters? Imma put some cheese on dat n---- God of Cheese Sat, Nov 16, 2024 18:26:03 No.20975690 File: 6 KB, 225x225, IMG_4496.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ham, pickles, and taters? Needs hot cheese >> God of Cheese Sat, Nov 16, 2024 18:27:39 No.20975691 File: 44 KB, 1347x898, IMG_4497.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Prairie oysters? Needs cheese God of Cheese Sat, Nov 16, 2024 18:29:44 No.20975697 File: 99 KB, 720x1080, IMG_4499.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Meat, potato, cheese plate? Needs more cheese

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Anon gives in | /r/Greentext

File: flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1(...).jpg (77 KB, 750x1000) >> >blink >look down >instant throbbing boner i hate myself Anonymous 11/15/24(Fri)02:41:57 No.927395205 >>927397971 >>927399020 >be me >21 y/o 6/10 bi manlet >break up with my gf of 7 months because "I'm not manly enough" >whatever.gif >visit parents over the weekend in a nearby town >they bought a puppy >thatscool.png >they ask me to stop by a pet shop to grab some stuff for the dog >drive to my local Petsmart >get a pair of bowls, a dog bed, a week worth of dog food and some toys >almost done >get to the isle with harnesses, leashes and collars >browse the selection >suddenly, my brain flashbangs me with an image of me wearing a belled collar with a leash and whimpering >stare at the isle without blinking for a solid 10 seconds >it feels like an eternity and like a millisecond at the same time >hands are sweating and trembling like crazy >heartbeat goes through the f------ roof >face red like a tomato >fuckfuckfuck I need to get out of here >rush to the checkout, pay for the stuff >face is still red >end up not buying a collar and like half the stuff I was supposed to >drive home, hand the stuff to my mom >say I've got a headache and excuse myself to the guest bedroom, say that I'll go to sleep early >be unable to erase that picture from my memory ever since Is it truly over for me, anon? I can't even imagine talking to my ex or anyone except my family after this. What even am I supposed to do now? Go through puberty for the second time? Anonymous 11/15/24(Fri)04:02:19 No.927397971 ► >>927395205 (OP) You've been mind melted by p---. Stop watching p---. Or be my little pet boy. No reason to hate yourself, thats a hot fantasy tbh. >> Anonymous 11/15/24(Fri)04:18:26 No.927398454 ►>>927398730 You know what, sure. Put me on a collar, call me a good boy, degrade me. I don't even f------ care anymore >> Anonymous 11/15/24(Fri)04:27:26 No.927398730 ► >> >>927398454 (You) Shhhh cute puppies can only whimper and bark. Anonymous 11/15/24(Fri)04:34:41 No.927398953 ...woof
File: flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1(...).jpg (77 KB, 750x1000) >> >blink >look down >instant throbbing boner i hate myself Anonymous 11/15/24(Fri)02:41:57 No.927395205 >>927397971 >>927399020 >be me >21 y/o 6/10 bi manlet >break up with my gf of 7 months because "I'm not manly enough" >whatever.gif >visit parents over the weekend in a nearby town >they bought a puppy >thatscool.png >they ask me to stop by a pet shop to grab some stuff for the dog >drive to my local Petsmart >get a pair of bowls, a dog bed, a week worth of dog food and some toys >almost done >get to the isle with harnesses, leashes and collars >browse the selection >suddenly, my brain flashbangs me with an image of me wearing a belled collar with a leash and whimpering >stare at the isle without blinking for a solid 10 seconds >it feels like an eternity and like a millisecond at the same time >hands are sweating and trembling like crazy >heartbeat goes through the f------ roof >face red like a tomato >fuckfuckfuck I need to get out of here >rush to the checkout, pay for the stuff >face is still red >end up not buying a collar and like half the stuff I was supposed to >drive home, hand the stuff to my mom >say I've got a headache and excuse myself to the guest bedroom, say that I'll go to sleep early >be unable to erase that picture from my memory ever since Is it truly over for me, anon? I can't even imagine talking to my ex or anyone except my family after this. What even am I supposed to do now? Go through puberty for the second time? Anonymous 11/15/24(Fri)04:02:19 No.927397971 ► >>927395205 (OP) You've been mind melted by p---. Stop watching p---. Or be my little pet boy. No reason to hate yourself, thats a hot fantasy tbh. >> Anonymous 11/15/24(Fri)04:18:26 No.927398454 ►>>927398730 You know what, sure. Put me on a collar, call me a good boy, degrade me. I don't even f------ care anymore >> Anonymous 11/15/24(Fri)04:27:26 No.927398730 ► >> >>927398454 (You) Shhhh cute puppies can only whimper and bark. Anonymous 11/15/24(Fri)04:34:41 No.927398953 ...woof

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Anonymous Chasers, try /r9k/ 07/19/24(Fri)11:43:11 No.36576858 1720855326837818.png 663 KB PNG >describe wanting wholesome loving boymoder relationship on /lgbt/ >mocked and ridiculed >post face on chaser face thread >mocked and ridiculed while chad gets attention >describe wanting wholesome loving boymoder relationship on /r9k/ >meet one and we instantly connect and start dating a few months later If you want a non-NPC qtpi boymoder, go to /r9k/. : Anonymous >>36576858 (OP) # 07/19/24(Fri)14:01:56 No.36578037 What if I want a tranner harem?
Anonymous Chasers, try /r9k/ 07/19/24(Fri)11:43:11 No.36576858 1720855326837818.png 663 KB PNG >describe wanting wholesome loving boymoder relationship on /lgbt/ >mocked and ridiculed >post face on chaser face thread >mocked and ridiculed while chad gets attention >describe wanting wholesome loving boymoder relationship on /r9k/ >meet one and we instantly connect and start dating a few months later If you want a non-NPC qtpi boymoder, go to /r9k/. : Anonymous >>36576858 (OP) # 07/19/24(Fri)14:01:56 No.36578037 What if I want a tranner harem?

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File: 1000044329.png (1.22 MB, 1290x1245) FANDOM POLSE MOVIES & TV Report: Rey Is "The Most Valuable Cinematic Asset" For Star Wars JOHN F. TRENT NOV 13, 2024 ♡ 2 1 Share ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)11:36:15 No.205698992 ►>>205699290 >>205699361 >>205699412 >>205699451 >>205700298 >>205700701 >>205701789 >>205702141 >>205702298 >>205702480 >>205705493 >>205705608 >>205708012 >>205709840 >>205710021 >>205711331 >>205715795 >>205716102 >>205716199 >>205716825 >>205718771 >>205718818 >>205719083 >>205719089 >>205719225 >>205719269 >>205719444 A new report claims that Daisy Ridley's Rey character is "the most valuable cinematic asset" that Lucasfilm and Star Wars has. ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)11:45:48 No.205699361 ► >>205698992 (OP) grim ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)12:39:57 No.205702141 ► >>205698992 (OP) They're in for a rude awakening when that slapped together Mandalorian movie sells 10x what the Rey movie does. ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)13:47:32 No.205705608 >>205698992 (OP). I miss being excited about star wars. ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)13:49:23 No.205705687 >Rey is the key to all this, if we get Rey working. 'Cause she's a funnier character than we've ever had in the movies. ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)14:52:20 No.205708669 Jesus Christ that's depressing ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)15:29:30 No.205710021 >>205715347 >>205719353 >>205698992 (OP) she has a face for p--- ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)18:49:41 No.205715795 >>205698992 (OP) >make one character black so he's rejected by china and the international market craters due to actual racism for a change >character assassinate poe >kill literally all of the old main crew after character assassinating them (not that Ford's disinterest and Fisher's death helped) >none of the supporting cast managed to break out because the writing and acting was so atrocious >kylo actually does break out but he's dead now >nobody from the TV shows has appeared >daisy is literally all they have left "She's the most valuable cinematic asset." Sure. Because you have nothing else. ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)21:08:13 No.205718818 >>205698992 (OP). This is the funniest s--- I've read all week.
File: 1000044329.png (1.22 MB, 1290x1245) FANDOM POLSE MOVIES & TV Report: Rey Is "The Most Valuable Cinematic Asset" For Star Wars JOHN F. TRENT NOV 13, 2024 ♡ 2 1 Share ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)11:36:15 No.205698992 ►>>205699290 >>205699361 >>205699412 >>205699451 >>205700298 >>205700701 >>205701789 >>205702141 >>205702298 >>205702480 >>205705493 >>205705608 >>205708012 >>205709840 >>205710021 >>205711331 >>205715795 >>205716102 >>205716199 >>205716825 >>205718771 >>205718818 >>205719083 >>205719089 >>205719225 >>205719269 >>205719444 A new report claims that Daisy Ridley's Rey character is "the most valuable cinematic asset" that Lucasfilm and Star Wars has. ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)11:45:48 No.205699361 ► >>205698992 (OP) grim ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)12:39:57 No.205702141 ► >>205698992 (OP) They're in for a rude awakening when that slapped together Mandalorian movie sells 10x what the Rey movie does. ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)13:47:32 No.205705608 >>205698992 (OP). I miss being excited about star wars. ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)13:49:23 No.205705687 >Rey is the key to all this, if we get Rey working. 'Cause she's a funnier character than we've ever had in the movies. ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)14:52:20 No.205708669 Jesus Christ that's depressing ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)15:29:30 No.205710021 >>205715347 >>205719353 >>205698992 (OP) she has a face for p--- ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)18:49:41 No.205715795 >>205698992 (OP) >make one character black so he's rejected by china and the international market craters due to actual racism for a change >character assassinate poe >kill literally all of the old main crew after character assassinating them (not that Ford's disinterest and Fisher's death helped) >none of the supporting cast managed to break out because the writing and acting was so atrocious >kylo actually does break out but he's dead now >nobody from the TV shows has appeared >daisy is literally all they have left "She's the most valuable cinematic asset." Sure. Because you have nothing else. ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)21:08:13 No.205718818 >>205698992 (OP). This is the funniest s--- I've read all week.

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139 KB JPG What is the evolutionary-historic reason why women aren't attracted to intelligence, surely intelligence helped the hunting group getting a juicy mammoth? Anonymous 08/23/22(Tue)20:49:03 No. 13842615 Women are attracted to actual intelligence (how to succeed in life), not incelligence (eidetic memory of one's entire pepe folder and strategic knowledge of how Germany could've won WW2)
139 KB JPG What is the evolutionary-historic reason why women aren't attracted to intelligence, surely intelligence helped the hunting group getting a juicy mammoth? Anonymous 08/23/22(Tue)20:49:03 No. 13842615 Women are attracted to actual intelligence (how to succeed in life), not incelligence (eidetic memory of one's entire pepe folder and strategic knowledge of how Germany could've won WW2)

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: Anonymous Men 11/16/24(Sat) 08:50:03 No.79461361 181 KB JPG Men who are >white >blue eyes >Thin >Lefty,not religious, child free >25-35 >Clean shaven >Not bald/have hair Are cute as f--- and god's gift 37 Replies / 2 Images : Anonymous >>79461361 (OP) # >thin >clean shaven >lefty View Thread 11/16/24(Sat)15:23:12 No. 79463855 So you want a gay twink?
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No. 205766028 11/15/24(Fri) 06:35:47 1731425314451446.png 12 KB 657x527 >movie character has to take a s--- >he doesn't need to revisit the toilet a second time to s--- out the residue s---- that wouldnt come down unless he stands up and walks around a bit 2 replies, 0 images No. 205766088 11/15/24(Fri)06:39:57 >>205766028 Sounds like you need more fiber No. 205767542 11/15/24(Fri)08:17:21 >charecter has to go >out of options >blasts ass into the wastebasket.
No. 205766028 11/15/24(Fri) 06:35:47 1731425314451446.png 12 KB 657x527 >movie character has to take a s--- >he doesn't need to revisit the toilet a second time to s--- out the residue s---- that wouldnt come down unless he stands up and walks around a bit 2 replies, 0 images No. 205766088 11/15/24(Fri)06:39:57 >>205766028 Sounds like you need more fiber No. 205767542 11/15/24(Fri)08:17:21 >charecter has to go >out of options >blasts ass into the wastebasket.

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