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Anonymous I want to believe 32 KB JPG in myself 08/30/24(Fri)20:29:21 No.38704751 >drive kinda far outside of town in my car at night >look up at the night sky and hope to see a UFO >hope one would know how to fix what's wrong with my brain >remember that even aliens probably want nothing to do with me either >drive home defeated Anonymous 08/30/24(Fri)20:32:41 No.38704766 >>38704751 (OP) # Nothing wrong with your brain. I wouldn't do what you do, though, for two reasons: 1. Putting miles on your car. 2. Gas money. For those two reasons I wouldn't leave town even if Henry Cavill offered me to f--- his ass. Actually, I might drive out for Cavill, though. >>38704806 # Anonymous >>38704766 # 08/30/24(Fri)20:38:50 No.38704806 >Nothing wrong with your brain. You are wrong. >I wouldn't do what you do, though, for two reasons: >1. Putting miles on your car. >2. Gas money. I don't really care. I at least get good gas milage.
Anonymous I want to believe 32 KB JPG in myself 08/30/24(Fri)20:29:21 No.38704751 >drive kinda far outside of town in my car at night >look up at the night sky and hope to see a UFO >hope one would know how to fix what's wrong with my brain >remember that even aliens probably want nothing to do with me either >drive home defeated Anonymous 08/30/24(Fri)20:32:41 No.38704766 >>38704751 (OP) # Nothing wrong with your brain. I wouldn't do what you do, though, for two reasons: 1. Putting miles on your car. 2. Gas money. For those two reasons I wouldn't leave town even if Henry Cavill offered me to f--- his ass. Actually, I might drive out for Cavill, though. >>38704806 # Anonymous >>38704766 # 08/30/24(Fri)20:38:50 No.38704806 >Nothing wrong with your brain. You are wrong. >I wouldn't do what you do, though, for two reasons: >1. Putting miles on your car. >2. Gas money. I don't really care. I at least get good gas milage.

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Anonymous 69 KB PNG 11/27/18(Tue)14:41:36 No.63241745 Got kicked out of the DnD group I've been with for five f------ years. If a transwoman shows up one night to your group, DO NOT say "oh s--- that's awesome that's like double roleplay". >>63241752 # >>63241762 #
Anonymous 69 KB PNG 11/27/18(Tue)14:41:36 No.63241745 Got kicked out of the DnD group I've been with for five f------ years. If a transwoman shows up one night to your group, DO NOT say "oh s--- that's awesome that's like double roleplay". >>63241752 # >>63241762 #

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Tora! Tora! Tora! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)06:07:34 No.4843689 THS Coach "Eeeehhhhh?! Meanie!" 01d5fb8037cfb206b84876432f83c08f551d3d4088ec1ab557b0e6552560 54 KB JPG >dog breaks tooth while chewing big stick >is ok days later >dog gets hit by a car and is limping in pain >2 days later is fine again do dogs have super regenerative abilities? I thought my dog was gonna be bedridden for months and not make a full recovery. Pic unrelated.
Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)06:07:34 No.4843689 THS Coach "Eeeehhhhh?! Meanie!" 01d5fb8037cfb206b84876432f83c08f551d3d4088ec1ab557b0e6552560 54 KB JPG >dog breaks tooth while chewing big stick >is ok days later >dog gets hit by a car and is limping in pain >2 days later is fine again do dogs have super regenerative abilities? I thought my dog was gonna be bedridden for months and not make a full recovery. Pic unrelated.

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Woman story | /r/Greentext

Stories of Women Anonymous 09/01/24(Sun)14:10:14 No.923758386 [Reply] This happened yesterday into last night. >Girl in our group, Sarah, on the dating apps >She likes to swipe right on everyone, then decide if she's interested after matching >doesn't respond to anyone, just shows pics and laughs at them >finally matches with a guy she's actually interested in, Fabio looking dude >she's going on and on about his hair >his amazing hair >"oh my god LOOK at that hair" Nothing too bad so far, but then >group is going out to eat later >she invites Fabio without asking anyone >he shows up, it's awkward as f--- for the lad >Fabio is charming enough to turn it around and becomes liked by the table >Sarah being really annoying, asking to touch his hair, etc >"What kind of car do you drive?" >"Oh you biked here? But you have a car right" >"do you like Harry Potter?" It's cringe, but Fabio's big chilling. But then >"so how do you get your hair like that?" >Fabio explains his routine, women's shampoo and conditioner, big sexy hair >feel the mood shift >Sarah starts ignoring Fabio >finally, dinner's over >Sarah tries to get Fabio to pay for the entire table (???), Fabio looking terrified >other guy friend in group was planning to pay and saves him, even covers Fabio >Sarah lies to Fabio and says she's meeting another friend somewhere >Says she really enjoyed their date and can't wait to see him again >Fabio rides off on his bike with his big sexy hair ... BUT THEN >Sarah starts roasting Fabio >makes fun of him for riding bike >makes fun of him for not being willing to pay for entire table >makes fun of his hobbies >and finally >after all that obsession about his hair >makes fun of his hair care routine >says she could never be into a guy who uses separate conditioner/hair product >he's a "p----", he's "a girly boy", "kind of gay" >also "broke n----" (he's white, so is she) >girls in group AGREE >men looking BEWILDERED She loves his hair but he's an unfuckable gay p---- for styling it. Women.
Stories of Women Anonymous 09/01/24(Sun)14:10:14 No.923758386 [Reply] This happened yesterday into last night. >Girl in our group, Sarah, on the dating apps >She likes to swipe right on everyone, then decide if she's interested after matching >doesn't respond to anyone, just shows pics and laughs at them >finally matches with a guy she's actually interested in, Fabio looking dude >she's going on and on about his hair >his amazing hair >"oh my god LOOK at that hair" Nothing too bad so far, but then >group is going out to eat later >she invites Fabio without asking anyone >he shows up, it's awkward as f--- for the lad >Fabio is charming enough to turn it around and becomes liked by the table >Sarah being really annoying, asking to touch his hair, etc >"What kind of car do you drive?" >"Oh you biked here? But you have a car right" >"do you like Harry Potter?" It's cringe, but Fabio's big chilling. But then >"so how do you get your hair like that?" >Fabio explains his routine, women's shampoo and conditioner, big sexy hair >feel the mood shift >Sarah starts ignoring Fabio >finally, dinner's over >Sarah tries to get Fabio to pay for the entire table (???), Fabio looking terrified >other guy friend in group was planning to pay and saves him, even covers Fabio >Sarah lies to Fabio and says she's meeting another friend somewhere >Says she really enjoyed their date and can't wait to see him again >Fabio rides off on his bike with his big sexy hair ... BUT THEN >Sarah starts roasting Fabio >makes fun of him for riding bike >makes fun of him for not being willing to pay for entire table >makes fun of his hobbies >and finally >after all that obsession about his hair >makes fun of his hair care routine >says she could never be into a guy who uses separate conditioner/hair product >he's a "p----", he's "a girly boy", "kind of gay" >also "broke n----" (he's white, so is she) >girls in group AGREE >men looking BEWILDERED She loves his hair but he's an unfuckable gay p---- for styling it. Women.

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Anon is nerd | /r/Greentext

A A 355 KB JPG ANGUNA >be me in middle school >Playing minish cap on my android tablet >During apple vs Android debate I bring up the fact that you can sideload and emulate on Android >Get called a f------ nerd by everyone >Be me today >Scrolling socials >"New emulator hits apple app store" >1000s of apple fans jerking it off >Literally have had all of these emulators on the play store downloaded since the day I got my pixel 3 >White women freaking out about how they can play Pokemon on their phone The whole "android did it first" thing is so real and Apple consumers are actual NPCs for this s--- : Anonymous >>917141684 (OP) # Lol nerd 04/19/24(Fri)13:32:02 No.917141704
A A 355 KB JPG ANGUNA >be me in middle school >Playing minish cap on my android tablet >During apple vs Android debate I bring up the fact that you can sideload and emulate on Android >Get called a f------ nerd by everyone >Be me today >Scrolling socials >"New emulator hits apple app store" >1000s of apple fans jerking it off >Literally have had all of these emulators on the play store downloaded since the day I got my pixel 3 >White women freaking out about how they can play Pokemon on their phone The whole "android did it first" thing is so real and Apple consumers are actual NPCs for this s--- : Anonymous >>917141684 (OP) # Lol nerd 04/19/24(Fri)13:32:02 No.917141704

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Gender swapped | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/09/2024 15:31:28 > Be me 27M No.98258634 236 KB JPEG > Use one of those Al app to make myself a female > Lowkey have similarities with some of my female cousins as a girl > Damn i'm smocking hot > Anons, is it normal to masturbate to a gender swapped verison of you?
Anonymous 01/09/2024 15:31:28 > Be me 27M No.98258634 236 KB JPEG > Use one of those Al app to make myself a female > Lowkey have similarities with some of my female cousins as a girl > Damn i'm smocking hot > Anons, is it normal to masturbate to a gender swapped verison of you?

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Tolkien Would Approve | /r/Greentext

File: images (1).jpg (8 KB, 275x183) Anonymous 08/25/24(Sun)21:39:45 No.202876254 >>202878313 >>202876530 >>202877210 >>202877241 >>202877356 >>202877403 >Christopher, my son, did I ever tell you that should one ever expand upon the tale of Helm Hammerhand, mighty warlord of Rohan, that they should pay especial attention to his unnamed daughter and, indeed, most essential of all, they should give her a mighty bosom - a mountain chest that would make Helen of Troy envious, and lead to more conflict than she did - and they must accentuate it in each and every possible way, perhaps with what the young folk today call a 'tiddy girdle'. And dont forget Fréaláf Hildeson, I've never mentioned this but he needs to be half African, like one of those zulus. Dont forget that Christopher. What would Tolkien think about this new anime? Anonymous 08/25/24(Sun)22:45:02 No.202877356 >>202877403 File:R (1).jpg (651 KB, 2500x1673) >>202876254 (OP) >Christopher my son, do you recall how I described the Dunlendings and men of Eriador as tawny skinned and dark haired? If my works are ever adapted by some Nipponese cartoon studio or perhaps a trading card game, you MUST insist that they are black Africans such as those who dwell in deepest Congo, and not Irishmen and Welshmen who all Anglo-Saxon men of my generation would instantly regard as swarthy, dark skinned, primitive and apelike.
File: images (1).jpg (8 KB, 275x183) Anonymous 08/25/24(Sun)21:39:45 No.202876254 >>202878313 >>202876530 >>202877210 >>202877241 >>202877356 >>202877403 >Christopher, my son, did I ever tell you that should one ever expand upon the tale of Helm Hammerhand, mighty warlord of Rohan, that they should pay especial attention to his unnamed daughter and, indeed, most essential of all, they should give her a mighty bosom - a mountain chest that would make Helen of Troy envious, and lead to more conflict than she did - and they must accentuate it in each and every possible way, perhaps with what the young folk today call a 'tiddy girdle'. And dont forget Fréaláf Hildeson, I've never mentioned this but he needs to be half African, like one of those zulus. Dont forget that Christopher. What would Tolkien think about this new anime? Anonymous 08/25/24(Sun)22:45:02 No.202877356 >>202877403 File:R (1).jpg (651 KB, 2500x1673) >>202876254 (OP) >Christopher my son, do you recall how I described the Dunlendings and men of Eriador as tawny skinned and dark haired? If my works are ever adapted by some Nipponese cartoon studio or perhaps a trading card game, you MUST insist that they are black Africans such as those who dwell in deepest Congo, and not Irishmen and Welshmen who all Anglo-Saxon men of my generation would instantly regard as swarthy, dark skinned, primitive and apelike.

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The Manchurian customer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 8TMJVTXO) E 爱的抱抱? 1.63 MB WEBM 08/26/24(Mon)14:03:01 No.479626080 >pick up my phone >look at the back >made in china >pick up my keyboard >look at the back >made in china >pick up my monitor >look at the back >made in china >pick up my 2nd monitor >look at the back >made in china >pick up my mouse >look at the back >made in china >pick up my electric razor >look at the back >made in china >pick up my flashlight >look at the back >made in china >look at girlfriend's scalp >made in china
Anonymous (ID: 8TMJVTXO) E 爱的抱抱? 1.63 MB WEBM 08/26/24(Mon)14:03:01 No.479626080 >pick up my phone >look at the back >made in china >pick up my keyboard >look at the back >made in china >pick up my monitor >look at the back >made in china >pick up my 2nd monitor >look at the back >made in china >pick up my mouse >look at the back >made in china >pick up my electric razor >look at the back >made in china >pick up my flashlight >look at the back >made in china >look at girlfriend's scalp >made in china

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Male self insert dilemma | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)01:51:03 No.11715050 male self insert female self insert 532.jpg 1.44 MB JPG Why male self-inserts are always ugly? Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)01:53:04 No.11715053 Girls want to be pretty and loved for their beauty Boys want to be ugly and still be loved for who they truly are
Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)01:51:03 No.11715050 male self insert female self insert 532.jpg 1.44 MB JPG Why male self-inserts are always ugly? Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)01:53:04 No.11715053 Girls want to be pretty and loved for their beauty Boys want to be ugly and still be loved for who they truly are

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Anon trains a colleague | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_4824.jpg (519 KB, 1242x852) Alone with chick Anonymous 09/01/24(Sun)03:36:07 No.78665531 [Reply] >be me >work >new chick I have to train >just me and her. No one else works these hours (night) >slow work load atm >no cameras >we both have above average looks. I'm a tier or 2 higher if anything What are the chances we start banging? I looked at the stats. "More than 60 percent of employees have engaged in some kind of romantic relationship at the workplace". That 60% is at a normal job with high stress/high volume, cameras, and with multiple coworkers. Not a low stress/slow place one with no cameras and where it's only me and her so I imagine I have like an 80-90% chance. I won't be making the first move though. She has to flirt with me for me to flirt back.
File: IMG_4824.jpg (519 KB, 1242x852) Alone with chick Anonymous 09/01/24(Sun)03:36:07 No.78665531 [Reply] >be me >work >new chick I have to train >just me and her. No one else works these hours (night) >slow work load atm >no cameras >we both have above average looks. I'm a tier or 2 higher if anything What are the chances we start banging? I looked at the stats. "More than 60 percent of employees have engaged in some kind of romantic relationship at the workplace". That 60% is at a normal job with high stress/high volume, cameras, and with multiple coworkers. Not a low stress/slow place one with no cameras and where it's only me and her so I imagine I have like an 80-90% chance. I won't be making the first move though. She has to flirt with me for me to flirt back.

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Comment some greentexts that make you say this | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >>250315721 03/20/23(Mon)06:27:36 No.250316175 Very normal thing to say, call a family member and read what you typed out loud to them when you get the chance
Anonymous >>250315721 03/20/23(Mon)06:27:36 No.250316175 Very normal thing to say, call a family member and read what you typed out loud to them when you get the chance

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Anon is horny | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 104 KB JPG Anonymous 08/31/24(Sat)12:49:14 No.38709409 >Get tulpa/waifu >F--- her >Forget her W--. I need real lasting love. How long does it take to find the one that outlasts my horniness? 08/31/24(Sat) 12:50:59 No.38709420 you dont need anything other than yourself
: Anonymous 104 KB JPG Anonymous 08/31/24(Sat)12:49:14 No.38709409 >Get tulpa/waifu >F--- her >Forget her W--. I need real lasting love. How long does it take to find the one that outlasts my horniness? 08/31/24(Sat) 12:50:59 No.38709420 you dont need anything other than yourself

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Anon has an addiction problem | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: xSt1a+qW 97 KB JPG 05/28/22(Sat)09:32:05 No.379876742 I was just jerking off to a sissy a--- trainer hypnosis video and the girl in the video told me to drink a s--- ton of water and hold it my blader for more pleasure while I was f------ my prostate. When I had my sissygasm (a--- orgasm) a mixture of c-- and piss shot out all over my room with the fury of a thousand suns. I kid you f------ not my entire bed and floor is now covered in a mixture of piss, c--, and lube. I just laid there and felt instant regret that I've never felt from my p--- addiction before. I f------ hate the jews for doing this me. I haven't even cleaned it up yet, i'm just sitting here in bed on the verge of crying too ashamed to look at the mess I created.
Anonymous (ID: xSt1a+qW 97 KB JPG 05/28/22(Sat)09:32:05 No.379876742 I was just jerking off to a sissy a--- trainer hypnosis video and the girl in the video told me to drink a s--- ton of water and hold it my blader for more pleasure while I was f------ my prostate. When I had my sissygasm (a--- orgasm) a mixture of c-- and piss shot out all over my room with the fury of a thousand suns. I kid you f------ not my entire bed and floor is now covered in a mixture of piss, c--, and lube. I just laid there and felt instant regret that I've never felt from my p--- addiction before. I f------ hate the jews for doing this me. I haven't even cleaned it up yet, i'm just sitting here in bed on the verge of crying too ashamed to look at the mess I created.

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Anon wants to profit | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: optGH+jf) 08/31/24(Sat)14:06:28 No.58924840 918 KB PNG 2 Replies >wake up Saturday morning after night of drinking >have to check all of my messaging apps to see what I sent and get a damage report How do I profit from this? View Thread
Anonymous (ID: optGH+jf) 08/31/24(Sat)14:06:28 No.58924840 918 KB PNG 2 Replies >wake up Saturday morning after night of drinking >have to check all of my messaging apps to see what I sent and get a damage report How do I profit from this? View Thread

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Anon's friend hates germany | /r/Greentext

Is Germany done? Anonymous (ID: y6NJ015U) 08/31/24(S >no free speech >go outside walking with a good friend of mine >friend tells me he's thinking about leaving Germany Problems for him: >mass immigration, feeling like a refugee in the own country >high amount of taxes and a s----- salary >no national pride or community feeling >people are really unhappy >stupid laws and bureaucracy >stupid boomers and GenX. Entitled to themselves with just work harder mentality and living in a bubble >not being able to afford an appartment or a good house >asks me about my opinion >say I'm not sure but I can understand him
Is Germany done? Anonymous (ID: y6NJ015U) 08/31/24(S >no free speech >go outside walking with a good friend of mine >friend tells me he's thinking about leaving Germany Problems for him: >mass immigration, feeling like a refugee in the own country >high amount of taxes and a s----- salary >no national pride or community feeling >people are really unhappy >stupid laws and bureaucracy >stupid boomers and GenX. Entitled to themselves with just work harder mentality and living in a bubble >not being able to afford an appartment or a good house >asks me about my opinion >say I'm not sure but I can understand him

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Anon explains Japan's kino death

Anonymous 06/23/24(Sun)19:27:42 No.200399045 >>200399155 >>200399192 >>200399229 >>200399315 >>200400409 Why have Japanese productions fallen so far from the 1980s? Better series, actual good cinematography, idols that are way hotter than modern idols, ability to actually use lighting. How can J--- look at their 80s shows and not realise something has gone very wrong? Anonymous 06/23/24(Sun)19:37:58 No.200399315 >>200399472 File: 1692566457695038.png (760 KB, 824x1146) money >>200399045 (OP). You can literally blame everything on this n----- and Johnny Kitagawa. >Sonny Chiba (A stuntman's stuntman who would nearly get himself killed on a routine basis) retired from running the JAC (Now JAE), one of the premier stuntman guilds in Japan that he personally founded, in the 90s and left it to Osamu Kaneda (picrel) - a stuntman whose history was mostly just hopping off of trampolines and doing filler positions instead of any of his proteges, and Kaneda didn't have Chiba's vision of producing action stars, meaning he wasn't hiring stuntmen who were also skilled actors >This contributed to Japanese entertainment's disillusionment with actors who could do stuntwork and action in favor of more glamorous male model actors with little to no action skills >Any multi-threat stuntmen/actors f----- off to mainland Asia (Hong Kong, China, Korea) or the U.S. to further their careers or work in more advisory/director roles >After a few years, the "waifish prettyboy" archetype of actors surges in popularity as a few J-dramas have these prettyboy actors engage in homoeroticism fuel which just immediately makes >Japanese productions moved from "Self-destructive action" to "Attractive people's drama between each other" which further alienated the 70s-80s Japanese star ideal of being a handsome stuntman with good acting skills, leaning in favor of more archetypically "pretty" actors with modeling and musical skills to couple with their acting instead of action, typically from male idol agencies like Johnny Kitagawa's "Johnny & Associates" or Lespros >Ambition and practically-filmed stylishness fall to the wayside because these things don't complement unathletic male models This is the reality of it. Anyone who tells you otherwise is simply ignorant or doesn't know.
Anonymous 06/23/24(Sun)19:27:42 No.200399045 >>200399155 >>200399192 >>200399229 >>200399315 >>200400409 Why have Japanese productions fallen so far from the 1980s? Better series, actual good cinematography, idols that are way hotter than modern idols, ability to actually use lighting. How can J--- look at their 80s shows and not realise something has gone very wrong? Anonymous 06/23/24(Sun)19:37:58 No.200399315 >>200399472 File: 1692566457695038.png (760 KB, 824x1146) money >>200399045 (OP). You can literally blame everything on this n----- and Johnny Kitagawa. >Sonny Chiba (A stuntman's stuntman who would nearly get himself killed on a routine basis) retired from running the JAC (Now JAE), one of the premier stuntman guilds in Japan that he personally founded, in the 90s and left it to Osamu Kaneda (picrel) - a stuntman whose history was mostly just hopping off of trampolines and doing filler positions instead of any of his proteges, and Kaneda didn't have Chiba's vision of producing action stars, meaning he wasn't hiring stuntmen who were also skilled actors >This contributed to Japanese entertainment's disillusionment with actors who could do stuntwork and action in favor of more glamorous male model actors with little to no action skills >Any multi-threat stuntmen/actors f----- off to mainland Asia (Hong Kong, China, Korea) or the U.S. to further their careers or work in more advisory/director roles >After a few years, the "waifish prettyboy" archetype of actors surges in popularity as a few J-dramas have these prettyboy actors engage in homoeroticism fuel which just immediately makes >Japanese productions moved from "Self-destructive action" to "Attractive people's drama between each other" which further alienated the 70s-80s Japanese star ideal of being a handsome stuntman with good acting skills, leaning in favor of more archetypically "pretty" actors with modeling and musical skills to couple with their acting instead of action, typically from male idol agencies like Johnny Kitagawa's "Johnny & Associates" or Lespros >Ambition and practically-filmed stylishness fall to the wayside because these things don't complement unathletic male models This is the reality of it. Anyone who tells you otherwise is simply ignorant or doesn't know.

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Anon got bamboozled | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 8 KB JPG like me 08/25/24(Sun)14:40:13 No.201418717 >Fell for the trad Asian waifu meme back in 2016 >Married a 7/10 Japanese tourist and turned her into a trad housewife >Had our first and only daughter in 2017 >Thought it was gonna be an epic bleaching like /pol/ told me and my kid would be blonde and blue eyed >Kiddo is basically 100% Asian, looks identical to any other J-- kid >Only sign of being a hapa is chestnut brown hair >People don't believe me when I say she's my daughter, they think I'm a cuck >Had the police called on me at the park because Karen thought I abducted an Asian child >Wife teases me for it, says other wives ask what Asian country the father is from >tfw she taughter daughter Japanese >tfw she's pregnant again >tfw genetic line dies with me Don't fall for the meme bros. I am a genetic dead end. Learn from my mistakes. Biggest regret of my life.
: Anonymous 8 KB JPG like me 08/25/24(Sun)14:40:13 No.201418717 >Fell for the trad Asian waifu meme back in 2016 >Married a 7/10 Japanese tourist and turned her into a trad housewife >Had our first and only daughter in 2017 >Thought it was gonna be an epic bleaching like /pol/ told me and my kid would be blonde and blue eyed >Kiddo is basically 100% Asian, looks identical to any other J-- kid >Only sign of being a hapa is chestnut brown hair >People don't believe me when I say she's my daughter, they think I'm a cuck >Had the police called on me at the park because Karen thought I abducted an Asian child >Wife teases me for it, says other wives ask what Asian country the father is from >tfw she taughter daughter Japanese >tfw she's pregnant again >tfw genetic line dies with me Don't fall for the meme bros. I am a genetic dead end. Learn from my mistakes. Biggest regret of my life.

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anon forgets dating exists and gets cucked by a normie | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/30/24(Fri)12:55:23 No.78649658 >be me >26 years old >6/10 khhu >see cute 8/10 31 year old waitress >always smiling always happy >cholo time >-whip out d--- and start singing whale songs- >take time to get to know her a little >speak with her every day for a bit because she never catches a break and try making jokes and finding common ground >daysbecomeweeks.jpg >try finding as much time as I can to spend together >keep talking she seems super nice and talkative for the time she can spare >confess and ask if she wants to be gf >rejection >she starts avoiding me and becomes more reserved >allsmilesstoppedtogether.jpg >spot her the next minute smiling and talking for an hour on table across the room with a 7/10 34 year old >mfw I realise she likes this random guy she has never spoken to before >mfw I realise she could take a break whenever and I was just being boring and annoying and making awkward conversation because thats her job >doomer Is it over for me b/ros? Where did I go wrong? I can't shake the feeling I missed a few steps in between? How can I be a more interesting conversationalist?
Anonymous 08/30/24(Fri)12:55:23 No.78649658 >be me >26 years old >6/10 khhu >see cute 8/10 31 year old waitress >always smiling always happy >cholo time >-whip out d--- and start singing whale songs- >take time to get to know her a little >speak with her every day for a bit because she never catches a break and try making jokes and finding common ground >daysbecomeweeks.jpg >try finding as much time as I can to spend together >keep talking she seems super nice and talkative for the time she can spare >confess and ask if she wants to be gf >rejection >she starts avoiding me and becomes more reserved >allsmilesstoppedtogether.jpg >spot her the next minute smiling and talking for an hour on table across the room with a 7/10 34 year old >mfw I realise she likes this random guy she has never spoken to before >mfw I realise she could take a break whenever and I was just being boring and annoying and making awkward conversation because thats her job >doomer Is it over for me b/ros? Where did I go wrong? I can't shake the feeling I missed a few steps in between? How can I be a more interesting conversationalist?

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Anonymous (ID: KADnHpt9 >>478836283 (OP) # 08/19/24(Mon)09:46:46 No.478837058 >Detail Dad's abuse and name calling >Therapist stifles a little laugh >"Sorry, anon, it's just funny. I can see where he's coming from." >Irritated, tell her that she's bad at her job and making me much worse >"Anon, that's uncalled for." >Now she's crying >Asks me to leave early >478837313 # Anonymous (ID: SSfXEI4r >>478837058 # 08/19/24(Mon)09:50:14 No.478837313 You made the mistake of ever thinking a female "therapist" could ever help you
Anonymous (ID: KADnHpt9 >>478836283 (OP) # 08/19/24(Mon)09:46:46 No.478837058 >Detail Dad's abuse and name calling >Therapist stifles a little laugh >"Sorry, anon, it's just funny. I can see where he's coming from." >Irritated, tell her that she's bad at her job and making me much worse >"Anon, that's uncalled for." >Now she's crying >Asks me to leave early >478837313 # Anonymous (ID: SSfXEI4r >>478837058 # 08/19/24(Mon)09:50:14 No.478837313 You made the mistake of ever thinking a female "therapist" could ever help you

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Anonymous Earphone earphones: >cheap >sleek 08/25/24(Sun)11:42:11 No.102071948 VS Headphone earphone-vs-headphone.jpg 36 KB JPG >nondiscreet >easy to use >decent quality >almost nonexistent headphones: >expensive >bulky >pain in the ass to take on and off >feel like you're wearing your mothers ass all the time >nolife khvs in media always depicted with them >get gamers dent causing permanant physical and mental damage why the f--- would anyone use headphones??
Anonymous Earphone earphones: >cheap >sleek 08/25/24(Sun)11:42:11 No.102071948 VS Headphone earphone-vs-headphone.jpg 36 KB JPG >nondiscreet >easy to use >decent quality >almost nonexistent headphones: >expensive >bulky >pain in the ass to take on and off >feel like you're wearing your mothers ass all the time >nolife khvs in media always depicted with them >get gamers dent causing permanant physical and mental damage why the f--- would anyone use headphones??

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