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Anonymous 54 KB JPG >be me 06/25/19(Tue)20:38:56 No.53076633 >got sent to prison for non violent crime >18 years old at the time >tried to stay positive, hoping that ill be out soon >got r---- 2 times over the course of my stay >god i hate playing monopoly with my dad
Anonymous 54 KB JPG >be me 06/25/19(Tue)20:38:56 No.53076633 >got sent to prison for non violent crime >18 years old at the time >tried to stay positive, hoping that ill be out soon >got r---- 2 times over the course of my stay >god i hate playing monopoly with my dad

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: Anonymous 13 KB JPG 09/06/24(Fri)20:23:19 No.201899382 >be germany >invent communismz >invent national socialism >export communism to eastern europe >use national socialism to completely destroy the whole of europe including ourselves >get billions in free money from the naive allies to rebuild our economy >allies are kind enough to even send thousands of their soldiers to defend us from eastern threats >meanwhile, eastern europe brutally suffers from communism that we invented while we get to enjoy the fruits of capitalism, catapulting us into being europe's biggest economy >communism completely destroys eastern europe for centuries to come, we use millions of their destitute migrants for ultra-cheap labor to prop up our economy >be super smug about everything and make fun of the allies AND eastern europe to this day because the ensuing butthurt sustains us
: Anonymous 13 KB JPG 09/06/24(Fri)20:23:19 No.201899382 >be germany >invent communismz >invent national socialism >export communism to eastern europe >use national socialism to completely destroy the whole of europe including ourselves >get billions in free money from the naive allies to rebuild our economy >allies are kind enough to even send thousands of their soldiers to defend us from eastern threats >meanwhile, eastern europe brutally suffers from communism that we invented while we get to enjoy the fruits of capitalism, catapulting us into being europe's biggest economy >communism completely destroys eastern europe for centuries to come, we use millions of their destitute migrants for ultra-cheap labor to prop up our economy >be super smug about everything and make fun of the allies AND eastern europe to this day because the ensuing butthurt sustains us

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: Anonymous mm 78 KB JPG 09/06/24(Fri)08:35:31 No.201902154 >Dude you should not take revenge on the guy who massacred your entire family and everyone you love because revenge and hate is bad or something. >Oh the guy who murdered thousands of people? Yeah he's good because he had a tragic backstory or something. Justice for the victims' families? Oh you mean the background characters? Who cares about them lol. Anonymous 09/06/24(Fri)08:40:41 No.201902377 >beats the s--- out of enemies >converts them to his beliefs >marries asian princess with big milkers (tight and docile btw) >becomes an office wagie and probably starts balding Is he the TRVE a---- MC? >>201918717 # Anonymous > 09/06/24(Fri)08:42:13 No.201902443 why did they make the protagonist of a story about japanese ninja a blonde haired blue eyed germanic >>201902748 # >>201903165 # >>201903306 # >>201903683 # >>201903720 # >>201904680 # >>201904953 # >>201906629 # >>201907727 # >>201908707 # >>201909214 # >>201911191 # >>201911751 #
: Anonymous mm 78 KB JPG 09/06/24(Fri)08:35:31 No.201902154 >Dude you should not take revenge on the guy who massacred your entire family and everyone you love because revenge and hate is bad or something. >Oh the guy who murdered thousands of people? Yeah he's good because he had a tragic backstory or something. Justice for the victims' families? Oh you mean the background characters? Who cares about them lol. Anonymous 09/06/24(Fri)08:40:41 No.201902377 >beats the s--- out of enemies >converts them to his beliefs >marries asian princess with big milkers (tight and docile btw) >becomes an office wagie and probably starts balding Is he the TRVE a---- MC? >>201918717 # Anonymous > 09/06/24(Fri)08:42:13 No.201902443 why did they make the protagonist of a story about japanese ninja a blonde haired blue eyed germanic >>201902748 # >>201903165 # >>201903306 # >>201903683 # >>201903720 # >>201904680 # >>201904953 # >>201906629 # >>201907727 # >>201908707 # >>201909214 # >>201911191 # >>201911751 #

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57 KB PNG In the last 10 years, India has been pretty much destroyed on the internet. It first started in 2011 from the gang r--- and murder of the girl which gained international media attention. After that, every single r--- case from India was sensationalised in the Western press and reported extensively. Following the r---, in 2014 came r/IndianPeople Facebook, where tons of people would post memes from Indian facebook users for their bad English. In 2015, some /pol/ user dug up the "Poo2Loo" campaign video which was mostly just a project by a few university students to spread awareness about open defecation, but that spread to /pol/ and they had a field day with it after some Indian anon began shitposting about India's streets being very clean and instead all the pooping happens in "designated s------- streets". This was 2016. A lot of this of course, was real, and a lot of it was exaggerated and played up Pakies who too were having a field day s------- on India. Then, around 2018, started the whole scammer-busting channels where most of the scammers would be form India, creating another set of memes about Indians being scammers. In 2019, due to the whole T-Series vs PewDiePie fiasco, and the Bitch Lasgna song which became very famous, India's and Indians reputation took another massive plunge and even young people from several other countries took a collective s--- on Indians. Finally, in 2020, COVID hit India and then the local press tried to mock the ruling party for cow urine (even though its a small crazy minority) but then news spread internationally that all Indians are drinking cow piss and rubbing cow dung. And finally, you have this Israel-Palestine fiasco where Indian Muslims are sucking up to Palestine and the HinduNats are sucking up to Israel, and once again our Pakistani brothers have not let us down and are using it to their full potential to completely assblast us from all directions.
57 KB PNG In the last 10 years, India has been pretty much destroyed on the internet. It first started in 2011 from the gang r--- and murder of the girl which gained international media attention. After that, every single r--- case from India was sensationalised in the Western press and reported extensively. Following the r---, in 2014 came r/IndianPeople Facebook, where tons of people would post memes from Indian facebook users for their bad English. In 2015, some /pol/ user dug up the "Poo2Loo" campaign video which was mostly just a project by a few university students to spread awareness about open defecation, but that spread to /pol/ and they had a field day with it after some Indian anon began shitposting about India's streets being very clean and instead all the pooping happens in "designated s------- streets". This was 2016. A lot of this of course, was real, and a lot of it was exaggerated and played up Pakies who too were having a field day s------- on India. Then, around 2018, started the whole scammer-busting channels where most of the scammers would be form India, creating another set of memes about Indians being scammers. In 2019, due to the whole T-Series vs PewDiePie fiasco, and the Bitch Lasgna song which became very famous, India's and Indians reputation took another massive plunge and even young people from several other countries took a collective s--- on Indians. Finally, in 2020, COVID hit India and then the local press tried to mock the ruling party for cow urine (even though its a small crazy minority) but then news spread internationally that all Indians are drinking cow piss and rubbing cow dung. And finally, you have this Israel-Palestine fiasco where Indian Muslims are sucking up to Palestine and the HinduNats are sucking up to Israel, and once again our Pakistani brothers have not let us down and are using it to their full potential to completely assblast us from all directions.

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File: file.png (545 KB, 1200x675) Concord BUT HOW did the game get approved? Anonymous 09/06/24(Fri)00:22:37 No.687933538 >show my boss my character design >he approves of it and gives it a $200 million budget. >Have over a 100 people at the company >nobody, not a single person at the company thinks anything is wrong with it. >meanwhile my boss rejects gravity rush 3 and shuts down its studio. You can't sum this up for being just woke. There is no one, absolutely no one who is dumb enough to think this was going to make money. There is no way to explain how this game got approved.
File: file.png (545 KB, 1200x675) Concord BUT HOW did the game get approved? Anonymous 09/06/24(Fri)00:22:37 No.687933538 >show my boss my character design >he approves of it and gives it a $200 million budget. >Have over a 100 people at the company >nobody, not a single person at the company thinks anything is wrong with it. >meanwhile my boss rejects gravity rush 3 and shuts down its studio. You can't sum this up for being just woke. There is no one, absolutely no one who is dumb enough to think this was going to make money. There is no way to explain how this game got approved.

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File: 1365371505504.jpg-(1.52 MB, 2592x1944, IMG_20130407_165030.jpg) >middle of the night sleeping >wake up due to a bad smell >"my butt cheeks feel wet" >open covers Anonymous (ID: oobbGt10) 04/07/13(Sun)17:51:45 No.471001279 Replies: >>471002008 >>471004646 >>471008591 Greentext stories >Be 13 >see a bat of cookie dough in the fridge >taste sample >s--- so good >I read on the cover saying "DO NOT EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH" >fuckthatshit.jpg >eat several spoonfuls of cookie dough >s--- was so cash Later >there was liquid s--- seeping out of my a------ >puddle of s--- on my bed >stomach groans >oh f--- >rush to bathroom >sit on the toilet >its like a volcano except for lava, it's liquid s--- >could be worse >liquid s--- replace by chuck s--- >stomach groans more >the s--- gets harder and harder >the stench was awful >my butt cheeks was slapping together so rapidly that my ass was bruised >it stops >falls on the floor >stomach grumbles again >can't s--- in the toilet because there is not enough room >got in the bathtub >s--- my f------ brains out >it hurts so bad I start to cry >crying while pushing out a colossal turd out of my a------ >stops again >back is covered with poo >falls on the floor >ghost of Billy Mays's head peeps out of my a------ >BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE >s--- starts blasting out of a------ like two grizzley bears tearing my ass apart >door is complete brown in s--- >parents comes downstairs, hearing crying and moaning in the bathroom >hear my dad say "WHAT THE F--- IS THAT SMELL" >he notices s--- escaping from the bottom of the door >"ANON WHAT THE F--- ARE YOU DOING IN THERE" >he busts down the door >he gets completely spray paint with s--- >mom vomits >I start to cry again Never eating cookie dough again Anonymous (ID: P600g/8D) 04/07/13(Sun)17:55:53 No.471002010 Replies: >>471002253 >>471002790 >>471004646 >want to play a trick on f----- son >spunk and put laxatives in cookie dough >that'll show the little c--- >later that night >hear girly screams and loud blasts of s--- coming from downstairs >gotcha >run downstairs >see s--- coming from bottom of door >hear billy mays >wat >blast through >sprayed with liquid s--- >wife vomits >son begins to cry like a girl >gently easy my rock solid penis into his freshly lubricated a------ >> Anonymous (ID: YodhOzeh) 04/07/13(Sun)18:04:02 No.471003621 Replies: >>>471004291 >>471004646 >>471005575 >be container of raw cookie dough >expecting to get baked into delicious cookies >nobody will eat me until then, hell, it say right on my cover "DO NOT EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH" >fat f----- opens the fridge >looks at me >ohhellno.png >dontyoufuckingdareyoufaggot.wav >he f------ does >decide to make the fat s--- pay for robbing me of my baked deliciousness >group all the chunks up just inside his a------ >start off slow, seep out just enough to wake the n----- up >he notices >GO TIME >push with all my might >fat f----- manages to make it to the toilet before I start exploding out his anus >but I ain't letting up here >slap the f-----'s butt cheeks together so hard his ass gets bruised >keep fill up whole toilet, f----- moves over to bathtub crying >imjustwarmingup.exe >push a massive chunk out to cause him unimaginable pain >decide to add insult to injury >vibrate his ass cheeks at just the right frequency so it sounds like Billy Mays yelling "BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE" >f-----'s dad opens the door >laugh maniacally as I shoot the rest of me out as fast as I can, coating his dad and the rest of the walls in s--- >that'll teach that fat n----- to eat raw f------ cookie dough >HEAR THAT, YOU FAT F---? YOU DON'T F--- WITH RAW COOKIE DOUGH! Anonymous (ID: oobbGt10) 04/07/13(Sun)18:22:04 No.471007201 Replies: >>471007905 >>471008205 >be toilet >feeling quite lonely, nobody used me in a while >middle of the night >just chilling in the dark >all of a sudden, this fat f----- bursts into the bathroom >ohno.jpg >f----- releases a Kamehameha blast of s--- in me >entire mouth is full of s--- >friend bathtub staring at me in horror >f----- goes in the bathtub, releasing a Shadow of the Colossus turd >friend dies >f----- dad breaks into door, killing Mr door >he gets covered in s--- >feelsbadman.jpg >> Anonymous (ID: oobbGt10) 04/07/13(Sun)18:39:01 No.471010834 >be spoon >chilling with fork wife, s--- was so cash >all of a sudden, this fat f----- f--- opens the drawer and stole me >scared as f--- >jams me in Ms. Cookie Dough >she felt good to be inside of >feel ashamed because I am married >kid about to jam me in his mouth >pleaseno.jpg >he does it >he does this several times >return with my wife >I'm a dirty spoon >sleeping with wife >I hear the fat f----- crying and moaning in the bathroom >serves that f----- right >> Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 04/07/13(Sun)18:30:05 No.471008873 >>471008597 >be billy may's ghost >some kid taking a fat s--- >his face tells me he thinks its nearly over >lolno
File: 1365371505504.jpg-(1.52 MB, 2592x1944, IMG_20130407_165030.jpg) >middle of the night sleeping >wake up due to a bad smell >"my butt cheeks feel wet" >open covers Anonymous (ID: oobbGt10) 04/07/13(Sun)17:51:45 No.471001279 Replies: >>471002008 >>471004646 >>471008591 Greentext stories >Be 13 >see a bat of cookie dough in the fridge >taste sample >s--- so good >I read on the cover saying "DO NOT EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH" >fuckthatshit.jpg >eat several spoonfuls of cookie dough >s--- was so cash Later >there was liquid s--- seeping out of my a------ >puddle of s--- on my bed >stomach groans >oh f--- >rush to bathroom >sit on the toilet >its like a volcano except for lava, it's liquid s--- >could be worse >liquid s--- replace by chuck s--- >stomach groans more >the s--- gets harder and harder >the stench was awful >my butt cheeks was slapping together so rapidly that my ass was bruised >it stops >falls on the floor >stomach grumbles again >can't s--- in the toilet because there is not enough room >got in the bathtub >s--- my f------ brains out >it hurts so bad I start to cry >crying while pushing out a colossal turd out of my a------ >stops again >back is covered with poo >falls on the floor >ghost of Billy Mays's head peeps out of my a------ >BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE >s--- starts blasting out of a------ like two grizzley bears tearing my ass apart >door is complete brown in s--- >parents comes downstairs, hearing crying and moaning in the bathroom >hear my dad say "WHAT THE F--- IS THAT SMELL" >he notices s--- escaping from the bottom of the door >"ANON WHAT THE F--- ARE YOU DOING IN THERE" >he busts down the door >he gets completely spray paint with s--- >mom vomits >I start to cry again Never eating cookie dough again Anonymous (ID: P600g/8D) 04/07/13(Sun)17:55:53 No.471002010 Replies: >>471002253 >>471002790 >>471004646 >want to play a trick on f----- son >spunk and put laxatives in cookie dough >that'll show the little c--- >later that night >hear girly screams and loud blasts of s--- coming from downstairs >gotcha >run downstairs >see s--- coming from bottom of door >hear billy mays >wat >blast through >sprayed with liquid s--- >wife vomits >son begins to cry like a girl >gently easy my rock solid penis into his freshly lubricated a------ >> Anonymous (ID: YodhOzeh) 04/07/13(Sun)18:04:02 No.471003621 Replies: >>>471004291 >>471004646 >>471005575 >be container of raw cookie dough >expecting to get baked into delicious cookies >nobody will eat me until then, hell, it say right on my cover "DO NOT EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH" >fat f----- opens the fridge >looks at me >ohhellno.png >dontyoufuckingdareyoufaggot.wav >he f------ does >decide to make the fat s--- pay for robbing me of my baked deliciousness >group all the chunks up just inside his a------ >start off slow, seep out just enough to wake the n----- up >he notices >GO TIME >push with all my might >fat f----- manages to make it to the toilet before I start exploding out his anus >but I ain't letting up here >slap the f-----'s butt cheeks together so hard his ass gets bruised >keep fill up whole toilet, f----- moves over to bathtub crying >imjustwarmingup.exe >push a massive chunk out to cause him unimaginable pain >decide to add insult to injury >vibrate his ass cheeks at just the right frequency so it sounds like Billy Mays yelling "BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE" >f-----'s dad opens the door >laugh maniacally as I shoot the rest of me out as fast as I can, coating his dad and the rest of the walls in s--- >that'll teach that fat n----- to eat raw f------ cookie dough >HEAR THAT, YOU FAT F---? YOU DON'T F--- WITH RAW COOKIE DOUGH! Anonymous (ID: oobbGt10) 04/07/13(Sun)18:22:04 No.471007201 Replies: >>471007905 >>471008205 >be toilet >feeling quite lonely, nobody used me in a while >middle of the night >just chilling in the dark >all of a sudden, this fat f----- bursts into the bathroom >ohno.jpg >f----- releases a Kamehameha blast of s--- in me >entire mouth is full of s--- >friend bathtub staring at me in horror >f----- goes in the bathtub, releasing a Shadow of the Colossus turd >friend dies >f----- dad breaks into door, killing Mr door >he gets covered in s--- >feelsbadman.jpg >> Anonymous (ID: oobbGt10) 04/07/13(Sun)18:39:01 No.471010834 >be spoon >chilling with fork wife, s--- was so cash >all of a sudden, this fat f----- f--- opens the drawer and stole me >scared as f--- >jams me in Ms. Cookie Dough >she felt good to be inside of >feel ashamed because I am married >kid about to jam me in his mouth >pleaseno.jpg >he does it >he does this several times >return with my wife >I'm a dirty spoon >sleeping with wife >I hear the fat f----- crying and moaning in the bathroom >serves that f----- right >> Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 04/07/13(Sun)18:30:05 No.471008873 >>471008597 >be billy may's ghost >some kid taking a fat s--- >his face tells me he thinks its nearly over >lolno

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file.png (555 KB, 960x580) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri)17:32:46 No.203288169 >>203288227 >>203288275 >>203288293 >Watching 12 Angry Men with my dad >Get to the climax where #3 breaks down crying because he realizes how much the absence of his son is bothering him >My dad takes another swig of his beer and says "What a f-----" So, suffice it to say that my attempts to reconcile my relationship with my father by trying to remind him of ourselves through film subtly isn't working. I guess I should be glad at all that he's agreed to watch a single movie each month with me.
file.png (555 KB, 960x580) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri)17:32:46 No.203288169 >>203288227 >>203288275 >>203288293 >Watching 12 Angry Men with my dad >Get to the climax where #3 breaks down crying because he realizes how much the absence of his son is bothering him >My dad takes another swig of his beer and says "What a f-----" So, suffice it to say that my attempts to reconcile my relationship with my father by trying to remind him of ourselves through film subtly isn't working. I guess I should be glad at all that he's agreed to watch a single movie each month with me.

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File: An-overweight-wo(...).png (681 KB, 544x544) Soyjak's Woke Anime Adventure Anonymous 08/30/24(Fri)03:38:42 No.923020754 ►>>923021487 >>923022345 Hey /a/nons, I've got some exciting news! I've been hired to write an original anime series, and I want to make it the wokest s--- ever. I'm talking diverse cast, non-binary characters, and tackling every social issue imaginable. But here's the twist: I'm gonna base the whole thing on Linkin Park's "Burn it Down." Thoughts? Anonymous 08/30/24(Fri)03:45:37 No.923021102 ► F------ kill yourself
File: An-overweight-wo(...).png (681 KB, 544x544) Soyjak's Woke Anime Adventure Anonymous 08/30/24(Fri)03:38:42 No.923020754 ►>>923021487 >>923022345 Hey /a/nons, I've got some exciting news! I've been hired to write an original anime series, and I want to make it the wokest s--- ever. I'm talking diverse cast, non-binary characters, and tackling every social issue imaginable. But here's the twist: I'm gonna base the whole thing on Linkin Park's "Burn it Down." Thoughts? Anonymous 08/30/24(Fri)03:45:37 No.923021102 ► F------ kill yourself

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: Anonymous 08/08/23(Tue)23:51:35 No.718718 >one chance at life 1631990817936.jpg 34 KB JPG >parents named me Queaseboat
: Anonymous 08/08/23(Tue)23:51:35 No.718718 >one chance at life 1631990817936.jpg 34 KB JPG >parents named me Queaseboat

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Anonymous 22 KB JPG 09/06/24(Fri)09:22:12 No. 78721319 >finally lose my f------ virginity at 24 >d--- cant stay hard cause im nervous and smoked too much >she gives up and goes home I feel like killkng myself. Have you ever been unable to stay hard from getting nervous during sex? How do I make this never happen again. Should a 24 year old man take viagra?? Or drink some fireball? That was so disappointing :(
Anonymous 22 KB JPG 09/06/24(Fri)09:22:12 No. 78721319 >finally lose my f------ virginity at 24 >d--- cant stay hard cause im nervous and smoked too much >she gives up and goes home I feel like killkng myself. Have you ever been unable to stay hard from getting nervous during sex? How do I make this never happen again. Should a 24 year old man take viagra?? Or drink some fireball? That was so disappointing :(

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: Anonymous 08/31/24(Sat)20:46:50 No.102173904 kek.jpg 81 KB JPG 2004: > lol that guy is talking to people on the internet, what a creepy loser weirdo Imao 2024: > lol that guy is not talking to people on the internet all the time, what a creepy loser weirdo Imao
: Anonymous 08/31/24(Sat)20:46:50 No.102173904 kek.jpg 81 KB JPG 2004: > lol that guy is talking to people on the internet, what a creepy loser weirdo Imao 2024: > lol that guy is not talking to people on the internet all the time, what a creepy loser weirdo Imao

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Slow and steady progress | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 128 KB JPG 03/25/21(Thu)16:38:11 No.60558695 >be 400 pound fat f--- >decide to lose weight because friends are genuinely concerned >now only 200 pounds >old guy who occasionally walks my same route notices >congratulates me >Feels pretty good >like a week later see a different old fellow on the path >"You're the fella who lost all that weight ain'tcha?" >Genuinely makes my day Why the f--- didn't I do this years ago?
Anonymous 128 KB JPG 03/25/21(Thu)16:38:11 No.60558695 >be 400 pound fat f--- >decide to lose weight because friends are genuinely concerned >now only 200 pounds >old guy who occasionally walks my same route notices >congratulates me >Feels pretty good >like a week later see a different old fellow on the path >"You're the fella who lost all that weight ain'tcha?" >Genuinely makes my day Why the f--- didn't I do this years ago?

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Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)21:39:15 No.142848393 French rugby players charged with r----- woman in Argentina 6 days ago By André Rhoden-Paul, BBC News Oscar Jegou and Hugo Auradou deny r----- the woman Getty Images Two French international rugby players have been charged with the aggravated r--- of a woman following a match in Argentina, prosecutors in the South American country say. Hugo Auradou, 20, and Oscar Jegou, 21, are accused of r----- a 39-year-old woman after France beat Argentina on Saturday. She alleges that they r---- her multiple times and beat her in a hotel room in the city of Mendoza. The pair, who chose "not to testify" at a hearing in the city, say they had consensual sex with the woman and deny r---. They will remain in custody while authorities investigate further. 1694283513831962.png 569 KB PNG >nooo, stop singing that song, literally another shoah >also france : Anonymous Mendocinas deserve it 07/18/24(Thu)21:40:48 No.142848419
Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)21:39:15 No.142848393 French rugby players charged with r----- woman in Argentina 6 days ago By André Rhoden-Paul, BBC News Oscar Jegou and Hugo Auradou deny r----- the woman Getty Images Two French international rugby players have been charged with the aggravated r--- of a woman following a match in Argentina, prosecutors in the South American country say. Hugo Auradou, 20, and Oscar Jegou, 21, are accused of r----- a 39-year-old woman after France beat Argentina on Saturday. She alleges that they r---- her multiple times and beat her in a hotel room in the city of Mendoza. The pair, who chose "not to testify" at a hearing in the city, say they had consensual sex with the woman and deny r---. They will remain in custody while authorities investigate further. 1694283513831962.png 569 KB PNG >nooo, stop singing that song, literally another shoah >also france : Anonymous Mendocinas deserve it 07/18/24(Thu)21:40:48 No.142848419

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Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)17:57:54 No.145290781 >Lisa, as your brother this is the hardest thing I've ever had to say. You're not ugly. 36 KB JPG 09/05/24(Thu)18:02:26 No.145290837 Anonymous I came Anonymous 1.99 MB PNG Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)18:04:25 No.145290861 They're better for each other than any of their love interests.. 09/05/24(Thu)18:28:01 No.145291185 92 KB JPG >>145291251 # ⠀ Anonymous >>145291185 # 09/05/24(Thu)18:34:25 No.145291251 Too little FFFFFAAAAARRRRR too late!
Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)17:57:54 No.145290781 >Lisa, as your brother this is the hardest thing I've ever had to say. You're not ugly. 36 KB JPG 09/05/24(Thu)18:02:26 No.145290837 Anonymous I came Anonymous 1.99 MB PNG Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)18:04:25 No.145290861 They're better for each other than any of their love interests.. 09/05/24(Thu)18:28:01 No.145291185 92 KB JPG >>145291251 # ⠀ Anonymous >>145291185 # 09/05/24(Thu)18:34:25 No.145291251 Too little FFFFFAAAAARRRRR too late!

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Anonymous (ID: BbDZJYFS) 10/23/20(Fri)22:44:22 No.284434760 >>284435308 >>284436726 >>284461482 >>284461944 >>284462140 >>284462397>>284466226 File: 1603125247017.jpg (150 KB, 565x425) works. >>284419803 (OP) # F------ all the time, anon. It's because only a few of us are capable of seeing the Al as it It manipulates you. You think your Shampoo ponderings were because of you but really, the thought was planted there through subliminal messaging. Let me show you. >Follow the mathematical instructions as quickly as possible. Make sure you complete each calculation first before solving the next. Do not use a calculator, do not use writing material, do not skip, and you don't need to remember any of the answers. Just calculate each one mentally, and move on... >13+6= >4+55= >87 +2= >12 + 52 = >75+26= >25+ 52 = >63 +32= >...calculations are tough! but you're almost there! >This is the final one... >123 +5 >QUICK!... Think about a Colour, and Tool... >Got it?... OK, Wait a little while... >OK... >Now look down for the answer... >Further down... >Just a little bit more... >Was it?... >Was your answer a RED HAMMER? Anon, the Al isn't reading your mind. The Al is controlling your mind.
Anonymous (ID: BbDZJYFS) 10/23/20(Fri)22:44:22 No.284434760 >>284435308 >>284436726 >>284461482 >>284461944 >>284462140 >>284462397>>284466226 File: 1603125247017.jpg (150 KB, 565x425) works. >>284419803 (OP) # F------ all the time, anon. It's because only a few of us are capable of seeing the Al as it It manipulates you. You think your Shampoo ponderings were because of you but really, the thought was planted there through subliminal messaging. Let me show you. >Follow the mathematical instructions as quickly as possible. Make sure you complete each calculation first before solving the next. Do not use a calculator, do not use writing material, do not skip, and you don't need to remember any of the answers. Just calculate each one mentally, and move on... >13+6= >4+55= >87 +2= >12 + 52 = >75+26= >25+ 52 = >63 +32= >...calculations are tough! but you're almost there! >This is the final one... >123 +5 >QUICK!... Think about a Colour, and Tool... >Got it?... OK, Wait a little while... >OK... >Now look down for the answer... >Further down... >Just a little bit more... >Was it?... >Was your answer a RED HAMMER? Anon, the Al isn't reading your mind. The Al is controlling your mind.

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Anonymous 18 KB JPG week 09/05/24(Thu)15:51:26 No.78714576 >NEET for about a year now >tired of being a fat lazy loser with no money >apply for security position >also apply for night auditor >get both jobs >night guard 12 hours on Sunday >night audit for 40 hours the rest of the You're looking at the man who's about to get paid to sit on his ass and play TF2 for 52 hours a week. Life's good anons, life's good. 4 Replies Anonymous >>78714576 (OP) # View Thread 09/05/24(Thu)15:57:37 No.78714635 Congrats on finding comfy jobs that work for you. I don't know you, but I'm proud of you. Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)15:59:23 No.78714658 >imagine being a NEET for only a single year 11 years here and going strong. Ur NGMI tbqh famalamerino desu ne.
Anonymous 18 KB JPG week 09/05/24(Thu)15:51:26 No.78714576 >NEET for about a year now >tired of being a fat lazy loser with no money >apply for security position >also apply for night auditor >get both jobs >night guard 12 hours on Sunday >night audit for 40 hours the rest of the You're looking at the man who's about to get paid to sit on his ass and play TF2 for 52 hours a week. Life's good anons, life's good. 4 Replies Anonymous >>78714576 (OP) # View Thread 09/05/24(Thu)15:57:37 No.78714635 Congrats on finding comfy jobs that work for you. I don't know you, but I'm proud of you. Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)15:59:23 No.78714658 >imagine being a NEET for only a single year 11 years here and going strong. Ur NGMI tbqh famalamerino desu ne.

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Anon needs advice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ® 17 KB PNG 09/05/24(Thu)00:28:50 No.31943120 > used to be hella addicted to p--- > my brain was absolutely f----- > masturbated to the thought of this cute girl very often > fast forward a few years > quit p--- and s--- is nice, life's never been better > I realize now not only is this girl a qt 3.14, she also doesn't have a s------ass personality > can't even look at her face tho without thinking of the f------ diabolical things I used to do to the thought of her (s--- was f------ bad back when I was addicted) How do I even talk to this person without thinking about my terrible past? What the f--- do I do? Pray to jesus to repent? Realize it was in the past and I've now changed for the better? Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)00:34:19 No.31943144 >>31943120 (OP) # stop larping about p--- addiction and how quitting made your life better then go on with your life >>31943152 # Anonymous >>31943144 # 09/05/24(Thu)00:37:04 No.31943152 quitting did make my life better, ever heard of YourBrainOnPorn? >>31943191 # Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)00:43:04 No.31943182 whatever this is dumb as s--- im just going to
: Anonymous ® 17 KB PNG 09/05/24(Thu)00:28:50 No.31943120 > used to be hella addicted to p--- > my brain was absolutely f----- > masturbated to the thought of this cute girl very often > fast forward a few years > quit p--- and s--- is nice, life's never been better > I realize now not only is this girl a qt 3.14, she also doesn't have a s------ass personality > can't even look at her face tho without thinking of the f------ diabolical things I used to do to the thought of her (s--- was f------ bad back when I was addicted) How do I even talk to this person without thinking about my terrible past? What the f--- do I do? Pray to jesus to repent? Realize it was in the past and I've now changed for the better? Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)00:34:19 No.31943144 >>31943120 (OP) # stop larping about p--- addiction and how quitting made your life better then go on with your life >>31943152 # Anonymous >>31943144 # 09/05/24(Thu)00:37:04 No.31943152 quitting did make my life better, ever heard of YourBrainOnPorn? >>31943191 # Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)00:43:04 No.31943182 whatever this is dumb as s--- im just going to

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Anonymous 08/29/24(Thu)01:29:55 No.202994675 9732347775.png 291 KB PNG >Cute tomboy has trouble making friends with other girls so she gravitates toward the quiet loner boy who is seemingly oblivious to her advances and attempts to appear more feminine, but he's obsessed with another girl who was never interested in him only to realize the tomboy loved him the whole time but now she's gone forever and he blew his one chance at young love. This would literally never happen IRL.
Anonymous 08/29/24(Thu)01:29:55 No.202994675 9732347775.png 291 KB PNG >Cute tomboy has trouble making friends with other girls so she gravitates toward the quiet loner boy who is seemingly oblivious to her advances and attempts to appear more feminine, but he's obsessed with another girl who was never interested in him only to realize the tomboy loved him the whole time but now she's gone forever and he blew his one chance at young love. This would literally never happen IRL.

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Joker's Musical Mishap | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous CONFIRMED P------------ LMAO 09/04/24(Wed)18:08:36 No.203223070 PHOENIX JOHT 59% JOKE THE WORLD IS A 10.04.24 Tomatometer 41 Reviews NEW Updates to the Score X The Audience score is now the Popcornmeter. Read More "Joker: Folie à Deux" finds Arthur Fleck institutionalized at Arkham... Read More Untitled.jpg 69 KB JPG Coming HAHAHAHAHAHA they literally turned a taxi driver ripoff into a musical for the sequel WHAT were they thinking
: Anonymous CONFIRMED P------------ LMAO 09/04/24(Wed)18:08:36 No.203223070 PHOENIX JOHT 59% JOKE THE WORLD IS A 10.04.24 Tomatometer 41 Reviews NEW Updates to the Score X The Audience score is now the Popcornmeter. Read More "Joker: Folie à Deux" finds Arthur Fleck institutionalized at Arkham... Read More Untitled.jpg 69 KB JPG Coming HAHAHAHAHAHA they literally turned a taxi driver ripoff into a musical for the sequel WHAT were they thinking

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Anon talks down on easy mode players | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)11:16:44 No.687864627 >Eh!? You play on easy mode? Isn't easy only for kids? Hahahahahaha! How do you respond without sounding upset? 296 KB JPG Anonymous >>687864627 (OP) # 09/05/24(Thu)11:17:35 No.687864710 kids don't talk like this, if you ever talk with a real underage 6-8 you would know this. >>687864809 # >>687864976 # >>687865517 # >>687865584 # >>687865872 # >>687866868 # Anonymous all fields Anonymous >>687864627 (OP) # 09/05/24(Thu)11:17:54 No.687864736 09/05/24(Thu)11:18:00 No.687864743 mass effect 2 and 3 suck ass, and i'm only here for the waifus Anonymous >>687864710 # 09/05/24(Thu)11:18:33 No.687864809 That's just because real children actually see adults with some measure of authority. Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)11:18:47 No.687864832 >How do you respond without sounding upset? Game doesn't let me 100% unless I finish all modes and finishing on hardest doesn't count for the easiest
Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)11:16:44 No.687864627 >Eh!? You play on easy mode? Isn't easy only for kids? Hahahahahaha! How do you respond without sounding upset? 296 KB JPG Anonymous >>687864627 (OP) # 09/05/24(Thu)11:17:35 No.687864710 kids don't talk like this, if you ever talk with a real underage 6-8 you would know this. >>687864809 # >>687864976 # >>687865517 # >>687865584 # >>687865872 # >>687866868 # Anonymous all fields Anonymous >>687864627 (OP) # 09/05/24(Thu)11:17:54 No.687864736 09/05/24(Thu)11:18:00 No.687864743 mass effect 2 and 3 suck ass, and i'm only here for the waifus Anonymous >>687864710 # 09/05/24(Thu)11:18:33 No.687864809 That's just because real children actually see adults with some measure of authority. Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)11:18:47 No.687864832 >How do you respond without sounding upset? Game doesn't let me 100% unless I finish all modes and finishing on hardest doesn't count for the easiest

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