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Anonymous (ID: +UoSxJo+) 06/14/14(Sat)23:01:45 No.551230250 [Reply] >>551232574 >be me >be 19 >home for summer >play call of duty all day cuz im no life beta >older brother comes home for the weekend >he brings a "friend" >whole family has suspected his fagness for long time >no one cares except f-- hating dad >brother has always been a d--- to me so i hate him >parents leave the house to go shop >they get back fast >>dad says he has to take s--- >no lock on bathroom door in this old s----- house >dad opens door and sees brother sucking dudes d--- >f-- hating dad is stunned >turns momentarily retard and starts screaming >grabs closest thing to him which happened to be a bottle of mouthwash and throws it at brother >nails him in the face >mfw brother is bleeding and boyfriend is crying >mfw i realize the brand of mouthwash was scope >mfw i saw my dad quickscope that f--
Anonymous (ID: +UoSxJo+) 06/14/14(Sat)23:01:45 No.551230250 [Reply] >>551232574 >be me >be 19 >home for summer >play call of duty all day cuz im no life beta >older brother comes home for the weekend >he brings a "friend" >whole family has suspected his fagness for long time >no one cares except f-- hating dad >brother has always been a d--- to me so i hate him >parents leave the house to go shop >they get back fast >>dad says he has to take s--- >no lock on bathroom door in this old s----- house >dad opens door and sees brother sucking dudes d--- >f-- hating dad is stunned >turns momentarily retard and starts screaming >grabs closest thing to him which happened to be a bottle of mouthwash and throws it at brother >nails him in the face >mfw brother is bleeding and boyfriend is crying >mfw i realize the brand of mouthwash was scope >mfw i saw my dad quickscope that f--

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Living well is the best revenge | /r/Greentext

Anonymous living well is the best reveng(...) 52 KB PNG 06/25/23(Sun)13:48:31 No.73797245 >be me age 9 >older brother (age 12) is the golden child >parents lavish him with attention and spoil him with toys >he tells me i'm useless and an idiot and that i was a mistake >parents don't bat an eye until he literally punctures my lung (pushed me down a flight of stairs) >cry myself to sleep in my hospital bed bc my parents went home to stay with my brother >be me age 29 >successful adult, college degree, job that pays upper 5 figures >just bought a townhouse in cash with my fiancee >be my oldest brother >32 year old NEET >dropped out of college after two semesters >been in and out of trade school since 2016 >lives with my parents still >absolutely no life skills >refuses to eat unless it's mommy's cooking >spends all day online gambling or day trading with his allowance >15k in debt last i heard >parents are in their 60s stuck with an adult baby >cried and threw a tantrum yesterday because they're kicking him out >begged me if he could live with me >said "sure as long as you do the dishes" >he yelled at me and said i was cruel have fun on the streets gabriel
Anonymous living well is the best reveng(...) 52 KB PNG 06/25/23(Sun)13:48:31 No.73797245 >be me age 9 >older brother (age 12) is the golden child >parents lavish him with attention and spoil him with toys >he tells me i'm useless and an idiot and that i was a mistake >parents don't bat an eye until he literally punctures my lung (pushed me down a flight of stairs) >cry myself to sleep in my hospital bed bc my parents went home to stay with my brother >be me age 29 >successful adult, college degree, job that pays upper 5 figures >just bought a townhouse in cash with my fiancee >be my oldest brother >32 year old NEET >dropped out of college after two semesters >been in and out of trade school since 2016 >lives with my parents still >absolutely no life skills >refuses to eat unless it's mommy's cooking >spends all day online gambling or day trading with his allowance >15k in debt last i heard >parents are in their 60s stuck with an adult baby >cried and threw a tantrum yesterday because they're kicking him out >begged me if he could live with me >said "sure as long as you do the dishes" >he yelled at me and said i was cruel have fun on the streets gabriel

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Anon was not in the wrong | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 6 KB GIF >be me 04/13/23(Thu)11:09:47 No.897523332 >5/10 maybe 6/10 on best day >girl I semi-know comes up to me >"Hey anon do you wanna hangout later or maybe catch a movie" >Arent you in a relationship >Well It's an open one so it is fine :) >Uh maybe later >Hang out with her boyfriend whos one of my good friends >After some drinks have sex with him >She gets extremely p----- at me The f--- did i do wrong she said it was open was i in the wrong here
Anonymous 6 KB GIF >be me 04/13/23(Thu)11:09:47 No.897523332 >5/10 maybe 6/10 on best day >girl I semi-know comes up to me >"Hey anon do you wanna hangout later or maybe catch a movie" >Arent you in a relationship >Well It's an open one so it is fine :) >Uh maybe later >Hang out with her boyfriend whos one of my good friends >After some drinks have sex with him >She gets extremely p----- at me The f--- did i do wrong she said it was open was i in the wrong here

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Nucular power! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon)09:16:41 No. 17030402 2011-05-10 18-57-46_Switzerland_-_Wil_crop.jpg 1.93 MB JPG >there exist magic rocks that can boil water >boiling water gives us energy >we stop using the magic rocks because they exploded that one time are we retarded? imagine if pre historic peoples stopped using fire just because some retard burnt his house down once
Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon)09:16:41 No. 17030402 2011-05-10 18-57-46_Switzerland_-_Wil_crop.jpg 1.93 MB JPG >there exist magic rocks that can boil water >boiling water gives us energy >we stop using the magic rocks because they exploded that one time are we retarded? imagine if pre historic peoples stopped using fire just because some retard burnt his house down once

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Poop2 was real | /r/Greentext

CLA Anonymous 07/13/21(Tue)23:37:07 No.4729652 >>4730242 >STOP MAKING POOP2 THREADS >NO ONE IS GOING TO FIND THEM FUNNY OR INFORMATIVE >WHATS NEXT? ARE YOU GOING TO TALK ABOUT PEEPEEPOOPOO OR POOP3? [INFORMATION WAS REMOVED DUE TO VIOLATIONS OF THE OSLO POOP TREATIES] >I SAID TOO MUCH. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO DISAPPEAR RIGHT NOW?
CLA Anonymous 07/13/21(Tue)23:37:07 No.4729652 >>4730242 >STOP MAKING POOP2 THREADS >NO ONE IS GOING TO FIND THEM FUNNY OR INFORMATIVE >WHATS NEXT? ARE YOU GOING TO TALK ABOUT PEEPEEPOOPOO OR POOP3? [INFORMATION WAS REMOVED DUE TO VIOLATIONS OF THE OSLO POOP TREATIES] >I SAID TOO MUCH. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO DISAPPEAR RIGHT NOW?

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Carrier Battle | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/28/23(Tue)15:59:20 No.137449 23258A31-6C4F-4077-AAD7-4A9FC440CF0A.jpg 762 KB JPG >watching The Alpinist >movie about free solo climbing >introduces a bunch of famous free solo climbers at the beginning >ALL of them died climbing >the two climbers the movie is about died climbing this sport is ridiculous. EVERYONE who made a name for themselves in it f------ died due to climbing aside from Alex Honnold Why would anyone do this?
: Anonymous 02/28/23(Tue)15:59:20 No.137449 23258A31-6C4F-4077-AAD7-4A9FC440CF0A.jpg 762 KB JPG >watching The Alpinist >movie about free solo climbing >introduces a bunch of famous free solo climbers at the beginning >ALL of them died climbing >the two climbers the movie is about died climbing this sport is ridiculous. EVERYONE who made a name for themselves in it f------ died due to climbing aside from Alex Honnold Why would anyone do this?

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Anon on modern anime | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)13:46:31 No.688193961 614 KB PNG >sees a guy become a cyberpsycho >does the exact same thing 10/10 writing
Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)13:46:31 No.688193961 614 KB PNG >sees a guy become a cyberpsycho >does the exact same thing 10/10 writing

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The future of PC gaming | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1.04 MB PNG 06/14/24(Fri)11:16:27 No.679649543 >Gabe is 61 >Likely to die before he hits 75 >The second he dies, a power vacuum appears not just within Valve/Steam, but all of PC gaming >Assume worst case scenario >New Valve CEO takes on the normal "Profit first" motivations >Either sells to microsoft or makes Steam worse in some way >First thing to go would be Proton >Then the settings that allow you to login to the Library page instead of the store >Then the ability to turn off the second window of ads that pop up each time you open Steam. >Suddenly you HAVE to use Windows to play PC games >Steam sells slowly get worse over the course of a year until they're just not worth it anymore >Steam starts changing the way they make profit from their store in ways that harm Indie devs. This is an actual fear I have. Can someone tell me if I'm being a dumbass, or is PC gaming really being held up by one old fat guy?
Anonymous 1.04 MB PNG 06/14/24(Fri)11:16:27 No.679649543 >Gabe is 61 >Likely to die before he hits 75 >The second he dies, a power vacuum appears not just within Valve/Steam, but all of PC gaming >Assume worst case scenario >New Valve CEO takes on the normal "Profit first" motivations >Either sells to microsoft or makes Steam worse in some way >First thing to go would be Proton >Then the settings that allow you to login to the Library page instead of the store >Then the ability to turn off the second window of ads that pop up each time you open Steam. >Suddenly you HAVE to use Windows to play PC games >Steam sells slowly get worse over the course of a year until they're just not worth it anymore >Steam starts changing the way they make profit from their store in ways that harm Indie devs. This is an actual fear I have. Can someone tell me if I'm being a dumbass, or is PC gaming really being held up by one old fat guy?

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The joys of youth | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 5 KB JPG 03/10/21(Wed)21:45:22 No.62695227 >be me >highschool gym class. >shirts vs skins >take off shirt >gym teacher sees my bruises >get called into office >asked if bruises are from home >no these are from school >oh ok >never chosen for skins again >thanks gym teacher
Anonymous 5 KB JPG 03/10/21(Wed)21:45:22 No.62695227 >be me >highschool gym class. >shirts vs skins >take off shirt >gym teacher sees my bruises >get called into office >asked if bruises are from home >no these are from school >oh ok >never chosen for skins again >thanks gym teacher

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Why didn't he kill him? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon)09:15:37 No.203134081 batmanjoker.jpg 197 KB JPG >paralyses petty thief for fun >lets genocidal clown walk free no kill rule makes no sense
: Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon)09:15:37 No.203134081 batmanjoker.jpg 197 KB JPG >paralyses petty thief for fun >lets genocidal clown walk free no kill rule makes no sense

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Anon larps as a youngin | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)14:20:34 No.78744585 >be me >in college >20 39 KB JPG Anonymous >>78744585 (OP) # >>in college >>20 >>went to college >went to college >larping as an 18 year old, nobody knows my real age >get to live out the youth i missed Feels good man. 09/08/24(Sun)14:21:58 No.78744594 I'm afraid your "youth" had been ruined by dementia Anonymous >>78744585 (OP) # 09/08/24(Sun)14:24:59 No.78744622 ah yes, that 18 and 19 year old youth you missed out by being 20 years old... you can't even buy alcohol, you are still a baby
Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)14:20:34 No.78744585 >be me >in college >20 39 KB JPG Anonymous >>78744585 (OP) # >>in college >>20 >>went to college >went to college >larping as an 18 year old, nobody knows my real age >get to live out the youth i missed Feels good man. 09/08/24(Sun)14:21:58 No.78744594 I'm afraid your "youth" had been ruined by dementia Anonymous >>78744585 (OP) # 09/08/24(Sun)14:24:59 No.78744622 ah yes, that 18 and 19 year old youth you missed out by being 20 years old... you can't even buy alcohol, you are still a baby

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Dating Down | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 251 KB PNG 09/07/24(Sat) 13:41:45 No.924079937 > 2 decades of being huge > Great face bones > Very wealthy > By all accounts, charming > 40 years old and unmarried, dating 35yo mids Why is Henry Cavill like this
Anonymous 251 KB PNG 09/07/24(Sat) 13:41:45 No.924079937 > 2 decades of being huge > Great face bones > Very wealthy > By all accounts, charming > 40 years old and unmarried, dating 35yo mids Why is Henry Cavill like this

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Anon hates his old boss | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Did I overreact? 51 KB JPG 09/08/24 (Sun)12:16:38 No.78744018 >in bed, about to jack it >thinking of what to fap to >remember my boss from my last job who was a huge f------ bitch to me >blatant favoritism, talking down, made me hate waking up in the morning, s--- like that >fantasize vividly about her getting f----- by a dog, specifically a rottweiler >not like "Imao white women love f------ dogs" but fantasizing her actively dreading it >gang of dudes strip her naked, hold her down on all fours, and bring in a rottie on a leash >whole time shes like "f--- oh f--- please I'm begging you dont do this" but the guy holding the leash lets the dog off on her >the dog mounts her and starts thrusting while she cries, all the guys are laughing >coom super f------ hard I know thats a bit extreme and not a healthy way to release anger, but damned if it didnt feel good. Next time, fap to your old bosses anons
Anonymous Did I overreact? 51 KB JPG 09/08/24 (Sun)12:16:38 No.78744018 >in bed, about to jack it >thinking of what to fap to >remember my boss from my last job who was a huge f------ bitch to me >blatant favoritism, talking down, made me hate waking up in the morning, s--- like that >fantasize vividly about her getting f----- by a dog, specifically a rottweiler >not like "Imao white women love f------ dogs" but fantasizing her actively dreading it >gang of dudes strip her naked, hold her down on all fours, and bring in a rottie on a leash >whole time shes like "f--- oh f--- please I'm begging you dont do this" but the guy holding the leash lets the dog off on her >the dog mounts her and starts thrusting while she cries, all the guys are laughing >coom super f------ hard I know thats a bit extreme and not a healthy way to release anger, but damned if it didnt feel good. Next time, fap to your old bosses anons

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Conquistador Shenanigans | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/07/24(Sat)00:40:56 No.201930608 1718058619549672.png 1.25 MB PNG Why are spicinards like this? Anonymous >>201930608 (OP) # 09/07/24(Sat)00:42:13 No.201930627 Don't act like you wouldn't also >spicnards kek
Anonymous 09/07/24(Sat)00:40:56 No.201930608 1718058619549672.png 1.25 MB PNG Why are spicinards like this? Anonymous >>201930608 (OP) # 09/07/24(Sat)00:42:13 No.201930627 Don't act like you wouldn't also >spicnards kek

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Anon thinks | /r/Greentext

File: pepe conspiracy.jpg (52 KB, 480x640) Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)12:39:50 No.78743665 >>78743717 >>78743887 >anything happens >IT'S DA JOOS!! Okay... But why? What do they gain? Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)12:45:15 No.78743717 File:71919192.jpg (43 KB, 1000x750) >>78743665 (OP) >What do they grain? >>78743769
File: pepe conspiracy.jpg (52 KB, 480x640) Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)12:39:50 No.78743665 >>78743717 >>78743887 >anything happens >IT'S DA JOOS!! Okay... But why? What do they gain? Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)12:45:15 No.78743717 File:71919192.jpg (43 KB, 1000x750) >>78743665 (OP) >What do they grain? >>78743769

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Rest in spaghetti, never forgetti | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 5c30NUJA) 1.89 MB WEBM 09/08/24(Sun)07:32:27 No.480980118 >Italian sees some German tourists from his window eating spaghetti in the wrong way >starts a conflict over it and continues to scream his lungs out >he escalates and wants to fight >does the super mario jump >dies Why are Italians like this? Anonymous (ID: 5nLuekpG 09/08/24(Sun)07:34:47 No.480980256 >>480980118 (OP) # pasta la vista, bambino
Anonymous (ID: 5c30NUJA) 1.89 MB WEBM 09/08/24(Sun)07:32:27 No.480980118 >Italian sees some German tourists from his window eating spaghetti in the wrong way >starts a conflict over it and continues to scream his lungs out >he escalates and wants to fight >does the super mario jump >dies Why are Italians like this? Anonymous (ID: 5nLuekpG 09/08/24(Sun)07:34:47 No.480980256 >>480980118 (OP) # pasta la vista, bambino

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Anon watches Back to the Future | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)06:15:31 No.203331309 >>203335464 >>203337702 >>203337799 >>203338812 >Woah Doc, you're saying I've gotta impregnate my mom?! >Yes Marty, it's imperative! >>203331424 >>203331811 >>203331853 >>203331862 >>203331909 >>203331986 >>203332544 >>203332623 >>203332942 >>203333587 >>203334565 >>203335224 >But... you're saying I've gotta plap her brains out until she has a crippling orgasm all over my throbbing c---?! >Yes Marty, and don't forget the kissing! >Wait a sec Doc, are you saying I've got to ram my tongue down her throat while I power thrust my diamond c--- as deep as it can reach into her soft, warm, dripping wet p---- until I shoot the biggest load of my life into my own mom? MY MOM?! >There's no time to waste Marty! You must do it now! Your future depends on it! >But Doc.. >Hurry Marty! >Doc, I gotta tell you something! The Plutonium, it messed with my... It damaged my.. Ah jeez Doc, how do I say this? I'm shooting blanks Doc! >That's impossible Marty! The photo! You and your siblings are returning to the photograph! Your brother's head, it's no longer faded... Hold on Marty! What's this!? >Doc, his hair, it's all white and frizzy, kinda like.... >Great Scott!
☐ Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)06:15:31 No.203331309 >>203335464 >>203337702 >>203337799 >>203338812 >Woah Doc, you're saying I've gotta impregnate my mom?! >Yes Marty, it's imperative! >>203331424 >>203331811 >>203331853 >>203331862 >>203331909 >>203331986 >>203332544 >>203332623 >>203332942 >>203333587 >>203334565 >>203335224 >But... you're saying I've gotta plap her brains out until she has a crippling orgasm all over my throbbing c---?! >Yes Marty, and don't forget the kissing! >Wait a sec Doc, are you saying I've got to ram my tongue down her throat while I power thrust my diamond c--- as deep as it can reach into her soft, warm, dripping wet p---- until I shoot the biggest load of my life into my own mom? MY MOM?! >There's no time to waste Marty! You must do it now! Your future depends on it! >But Doc.. >Hurry Marty! >Doc, I gotta tell you something! The Plutonium, it messed with my... It damaged my.. Ah jeez Doc, how do I say this? I'm shooting blanks Doc! >That's impossible Marty! The photo! You and your siblings are returning to the photograph! Your brother's head, it's no longer faded... Hold on Marty! What's this!? >Doc, his hair, it's all white and frizzy, kinda like.... >Great Scott!

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Anon is a Bee | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/12/19(Sat)22:47:11 No.789817771 >be me >me bee 5 KB PNG 1 Reply View Thread
: Anonymous 01/12/19(Sat)22:47:11 No.789817771 >be me >me bee 5 KB PNG 1 Reply View Thread

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At least they tried | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/01/24(Sun)01:25:00 No.687371345 EPIC GAMES STORE 1716370405392658.png 339 KB PNG >give everyone hundreds of free games >pay off developers for exclusivity >still get absolutely btfo by steam why did gamers snub egs?
: Anonymous 09/01/24(Sun)01:25:00 No.687371345 EPIC GAMES STORE 1716370405392658.png 339 KB PNG >give everyone hundreds of free games >pay off developers for exclusivity >still get absolutely btfo by steam why did gamers snub egs?

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Burning Sun | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)10:24:21 No.142858198 UEFAEURO2024 EFAEURO2024 Aymeric-Laporte.jpg 65 KB JPG >not african enough to get called up by the "french" team >joins the spanish team, defeats them Clown world. UEFA
Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)10:24:21 No.142858198 UEFAEURO2024 EFAEURO2024 Aymeric-Laporte.jpg 65 KB JPG >not african enough to get called up by the "french" team >joins the spanish team, defeats them Clown world. UEFA

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