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Anonymous Chinese Genetic Engineer Says (...) 11/19/24(Tue)11:08:47 No.103232601 Jiankui He @Jiankui_He Gene editing therapy before birth will be priced at a few thousands of dollars, affordable to most families. NATECH 6:16 AM - Nov 17, 2024 10.8M Views 213 t↓ 1.8K 9.1K 1.7K jiankui he chinese china genetically engineered babies.png 492 KB PNG >Chinese genetic engineer who was first to make genetically engineered babies, making them immune to HIV/AIDS a decade ago now says you can genetically engineer babies to be taller, stronger, faster, smarter for just a few thousand dollars Will you genetically engineer your future kids with your current girlfriend once you get married?
Anonymous Chinese Genetic Engineer Says (...) 11/19/24(Tue)11:08:47 No.103232601 Jiankui He @Jiankui_He Gene editing therapy before birth will be priced at a few thousands of dollars, affordable to most families. NATECH 6:16 AM - Nov 17, 2024 10.8M Views 213 t↓ 1.8K 9.1K 1.7K jiankui he chinese china genetically engineered babies.png 492 KB PNG >Chinese genetic engineer who was first to make genetically engineered babies, making them immune to HIV/AIDS a decade ago now says you can genetically engineer babies to be taller, stronger, faster, smarter for just a few thousand dollars Will you genetically engineer your future kids with your current girlfriend once you get married?

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Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)20:21:54 No.921567321 non chad vs chad.png 517 KB PNG >Get called creep, weird, r-----, told I look like a person with red flags. >Add few millimeters of bone using FaceApp Al technology. >Suddenly women and normies start liking my Facebook posts and telling me I'm funny and have "big d--- energy", confidence, dynamic and resourceful personality, I'm a "go getter". They start sending me their credit card numbers and gifts. People can sense my "good energy". Why is it like this? It doesn't bother me that the world is shallow. What bothers me is them pretending it's not. Why can't we just be more honest about how fake the world is? Is all the pretend necessary?
Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)20:21:54 No.921567321 non chad vs chad.png 517 KB PNG >Get called creep, weird, r-----, told I look like a person with red flags. >Add few millimeters of bone using FaceApp Al technology. >Suddenly women and normies start liking my Facebook posts and telling me I'm funny and have "big d--- energy", confidence, dynamic and resourceful personality, I'm a "go getter". They start sending me their credit card numbers and gifts. People can sense my "good energy". Why is it like this? It doesn't bother me that the world is shallow. What bothers me is them pretending it's not. Why can't we just be more honest about how fake the world is? Is all the pretend necessary?

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Anon has reached stack overflow | /r/Greentext

And I've reached stack overflow I've reached stack overflow(...) 11/19/24(Tue)12:47:28 No.79498284 but chuddha what if IT WONT 94 KB JPG >ffw to yesterday >be me >khv permavirgin coomer who was never popular with women >was fapping every day for as long as I remember >failed nnn every time I attempted it >anytime I asked people out, I'd get friendzoned >was fapping to Gerudo Zelda rule 34 as usual >as I came, something had hit me (No not my c-- you buffoon) >I was hit with post nut clarity boss. >I started thinking about all the reasons why I'd want a gf. >sure it would be fun to wrestle in wrestling masks and then the winner would dominate the loser >It would be fun to play vidya together and watch Prison School anime >but then I realize that I never met an equally geeky person like me who'd date me. >ffw to today >didn't feel horny like I used to. In fact I was repulsed by anything sexual >mfw I fapped too much to the point of resetting my hornymetertron and now I don't even want a real relationship Is this the nirvana all people try to reach in their lives?
And I've reached stack overflow I've reached stack overflow(...) 11/19/24(Tue)12:47:28 No.79498284 but chuddha what if IT WONT 94 KB JPG >ffw to yesterday >be me >khv permavirgin coomer who was never popular with women >was fapping every day for as long as I remember >failed nnn every time I attempted it >anytime I asked people out, I'd get friendzoned >was fapping to Gerudo Zelda rule 34 as usual >as I came, something had hit me (No not my c-- you buffoon) >I was hit with post nut clarity boss. >I started thinking about all the reasons why I'd want a gf. >sure it would be fun to wrestle in wrestling masks and then the winner would dominate the loser >It would be fun to play vidya together and watch Prison School anime >but then I realize that I never met an equally geeky person like me who'd date me. >ffw to today >didn't feel horny like I used to. In fact I was repulsed by anything sexual >mfw I fapped too much to the point of resetting my hornymetertron and now I don't even want a real relationship Is this the nirvana all people try to reach in their lives?

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It was part of the plan all along | /r/Greentext

File: 1687546501206563.jpg (27 KB, 640x360) Huh. I wonder for whom the bell tolls. Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)03:39:24 No.62888479 >>62888499 >>62888587 >day 1000 of the 3 day special forces operation to decartelize Mexico >loss of the USS Nimitz to indigenous Mexican antiship missiles a distant memory >US relying on imports of Turkish conscripts, M48s and M110s to retake cartel-occupied Tuscon >dollar has just broke below par with the Yuan >China and Russia greenlight Mexican long range missile strikes across the Rio Grande >America responds by smashing Mexican power plants with Pershing Ils restored from museum stock and imported Korean drones, declaring yet another "red line" >jokes begin circulating that the American flag's red stripes represent red lines and the white field, surrender >US war goals, never well stated, seem no closer now than 1000 days ago
File: 1687546501206563.jpg (27 KB, 640x360) Huh. I wonder for whom the bell tolls. Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)03:39:24 No.62888479 >>62888499 >>62888587 >day 1000 of the 3 day special forces operation to decartelize Mexico >loss of the USS Nimitz to indigenous Mexican antiship missiles a distant memory >US relying on imports of Turkish conscripts, M48s and M110s to retake cartel-occupied Tuscon >dollar has just broke below par with the Yuan >China and Russia greenlight Mexican long range missile strikes across the Rio Grande >America responds by smashing Mexican power plants with Pershing Ils restored from museum stock and imported Korean drones, declaring yet another "red line" >jokes begin circulating that the American flag's red stripes represent red lines and the white field, surrender >US war goals, never well stated, seem no closer now than 1000 days ago

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German Excellence | /r/Greentext

File: german flag.jpg (7 KB, 612x367) ☐ Anonymous (ID: aMSXqppL 11/19/24(Tue)19:08:40 No.488896569 >>488896670 >>488896703 >>488897088 >>488897202 >>488897489 >encourages the entire EU to stop building nuclear powerplants and become dependent on russian gas >thought their meme Wandel durch Handel (change through trade) policy would make russia docile, literally has a reddit libcuck mindset >thought exporting overrated german cars to russia would make russia dependent on them in the same way >has to send shittons of aid to ukraine in the end anyway >has their pipeline blown up These losers always try to play both the US and russia and lose to both in the end. ☐ Anonymous (ID: NiMQuFv) 11/19/24(Tue)19:10:44 No.488896670 ►>>488896943 >>488896569 (OP) Can someone translated this from Chud speak to English? What's this guy kvetching about? ☐ Anonymous (ID: q+X4qZv0) 11/19/24(Tue)19:17:27 No.488896943 ► >>488896670 Germany acts fully against its own self interest with the goal to destroy the nation. better? ☐ Anonymous (ID: AbqxrYQj) 11/19/24(Tue)19:23:26 No.488897202 >>488896569 (OP). The Cuckistan flag ☐ Anonymous (ID: V5n44Pbz) [11/19/24(Tue)19:35:17 No.488897680 File: FmuRt1ZXgAATS8V.jpg (165 KB, 1162x781) F------ retarded germoids
File: german flag.jpg (7 KB, 612x367) ☐ Anonymous (ID: aMSXqppL 11/19/24(Tue)19:08:40 No.488896569 >>488896670 >>488896703 >>488897088 >>488897202 >>488897489 >encourages the entire EU to stop building nuclear powerplants and become dependent on russian gas >thought their meme Wandel durch Handel (change through trade) policy would make russia docile, literally has a reddit libcuck mindset >thought exporting overrated german cars to russia would make russia dependent on them in the same way >has to send shittons of aid to ukraine in the end anyway >has their pipeline blown up These losers always try to play both the US and russia and lose to both in the end. ☐ Anonymous (ID: NiMQuFv) 11/19/24(Tue)19:10:44 No.488896670 ►>>488896943 >>488896569 (OP) Can someone translated this from Chud speak to English? What's this guy kvetching about? ☐ Anonymous (ID: q+X4qZv0) 11/19/24(Tue)19:17:27 No.488896943 ► >>488896670 Germany acts fully against its own self interest with the goal to destroy the nation. better? ☐ Anonymous (ID: AbqxrYQj) 11/19/24(Tue)19:23:26 No.488897202 >>488896569 (OP). The Cuckistan flag ☐ Anonymous (ID: V5n44Pbz) [11/19/24(Tue)19:35:17 No.488897680 File: FmuRt1ZXgAATS8V.jpg (165 KB, 1162x781) F------ retarded germoids

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Anon asks: what is Google’s problem? | /r/Greentext

G made for Google # 1, No. 101173266 3 hours ago 1703146933959531 PNG 501x512 28.1 kB >lose in social to Zuck >lose cloud to Bezos >Abandon Nexus line of phones and tablets >pixel phones a joke >Android worse every year >Buy Nest and make it 100x worse >Buy Fitbit and make it 100x worse and then kill it >Invent tensor cores >lose the entire market to nvidia >Invent transformer models >lose the entire market to OpenAl >Your engineers make voice Cloning >They quit immediately and launch their own startup >Flood US schools with chromebooks that make kids despise computers >Piss off your own SEO parasites paying you after they find out you've been lying to years about how search works >Mostly known for making search worse, making youtube worse, being late to everything and killedbygoogle.com What exactly does Google have left that people like? Gmail?
G made for Google # 1, No. 101173266 3 hours ago 1703146933959531 PNG 501x512 28.1 kB >lose in social to Zuck >lose cloud to Bezos >Abandon Nexus line of phones and tablets >pixel phones a joke >Android worse every year >Buy Nest and make it 100x worse >Buy Fitbit and make it 100x worse and then kill it >Invent tensor cores >lose the entire market to nvidia >Invent transformer models >lose the entire market to OpenAl >Your engineers make voice Cloning >They quit immediately and launch their own startup >Flood US schools with chromebooks that make kids despise computers >Piss off your own SEO parasites paying you after they find out you've been lying to years about how search works >Mostly known for making search worse, making youtube worse, being late to everything and killedbygoogle.com What exactly does Google have left that people like? Gmail?

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Stereotypical right | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)00:00:02 No.32331309 NEURON METER IQ CERTIFICATE AWARDED TO Gourn Mueller Your IQ score is 74 Neuron Meber What kind of job can I get with an IQ of 74? March 10, 2023 614 KB PNG Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)00:02:53 No.32331329 A Trump Cabinet appointee
Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)00:00:02 No.32331309 NEURON METER IQ CERTIFICATE AWARDED TO Gourn Mueller Your IQ score is 74 Neuron Meber What kind of job can I get with an IQ of 74? March 10, 2023 614 KB PNG Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)00:02:53 No.32331329 A Trump Cabinet appointee

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Anon grieving over his slightly damaged ignorance. | /r/Greentext

Politically Incorrect 488873201 /POL/ BOARDS /POL/ 488873201 Anonymous 76WM5082 488873201 493.5 kB PNG ☐ : 52 min. ago Dammit /pol/ you ruined WaW for me! Thanks to you guys NatSoc-pilling me on WWII, I can't enjoy one of my childhood games anymore. >be me, replaying World at War >having a blast on veteran difficulty >blowing j--- to bits >lighting j--- on fire >warcrimes.jpg >"take thank yella chinks!" >suddenly side swap, now I'm that judeo-communist mutt Dimitri >everything's ok in Stalingrad mission >calling reznov a retarded pig and purposely try to fail the mission while still progressing >get to "their land, their blood" >see the commie filth burning down German farms and barns >sympathize with that one guy >"we're just going to shoot them in the back?" >Mfw I start wondering how many girls and innocent German women Dimitri r---- in the past 3 in game years >Mfw I remember the events of "Hellstorm" >start killing commies caught in my crossfire and kill my "comrades" on "accident" Man, I wanna play as a Wehrmacht soldier, or a Schutzstaffel, I don't want to be a r----- judeo-communist p------------. Blowing up the j--- is still fun though, 10/10 experience for the Pacific Campaign. 4 REPLIES 3 IMAGES REPLY
Politically Incorrect 488873201 /POL/ BOARDS /POL/ 488873201 Anonymous 76WM5082 488873201 493.5 kB PNG ☐ : 52 min. ago Dammit /pol/ you ruined WaW for me! Thanks to you guys NatSoc-pilling me on WWII, I can't enjoy one of my childhood games anymore. >be me, replaying World at War >having a blast on veteran difficulty >blowing j--- to bits >lighting j--- on fire >warcrimes.jpg >"take thank yella chinks!" >suddenly side swap, now I'm that judeo-communist mutt Dimitri >everything's ok in Stalingrad mission >calling reznov a retarded pig and purposely try to fail the mission while still progressing >get to "their land, their blood" >see the commie filth burning down German farms and barns >sympathize with that one guy >"we're just going to shoot them in the back?" >Mfw I start wondering how many girls and innocent German women Dimitri r---- in the past 3 in game years >Mfw I remember the events of "Hellstorm" >start killing commies caught in my crossfire and kill my "comrades" on "accident" Man, I wanna play as a Wehrmacht soldier, or a Schutzstaffel, I don't want to be a r----- judeo-communist p------------. Blowing up the j--- is still fun though, 10/10 experience for the Pacific Campaign. 4 REPLIES 3 IMAGES REPLY

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Mom ironing her clothes | /r/Greentext

Anonymous My mom 11/18/24(Mon)16:52:56 No.79491867 1566133628611.png 1.77 MB PNG >wakes up at 9 am >irons her clothes >goes to bed >wakes up at 4pm >irons her clothes >goes to bed >wakes up at 2am >irons her clothes >goes to bed is she retarded?
Anonymous My mom 11/18/24(Mon)16:52:56 No.79491867 1566133628611.png 1.77 MB PNG >wakes up at 9 am >irons her clothes >goes to bed >wakes up at 4pm >irons her clothes >goes to bed >wakes up at 2am >irons her clothes >goes to bed is she retarded?

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Manual Breathing | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 306 KB PNG 11/30/22(Wed) 06:41:52 No. 71194706 >i work as a waiter >lady walks in by herself >throws back 2 shots of tequila >then 2 shots of vodka >Me:"Any plans after this?" >Her:"I'm going back to work, I'm on my break." >takes her takeaway cheese fries and leaves Holy mother of based
: Anonymous 306 KB PNG 11/30/22(Wed) 06:41:52 No. 71194706 >i work as a waiter >lady walks in by herself >throws back 2 shots of tequila >then 2 shots of vodka >Me:"Any plans after this?" >Her:"I'm going back to work, I'm on my break." >takes her takeaway cheese fries and leaves Holy mother of based

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What a creative dad! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: gzEC/8el) De-trans'd my daughter in 1 da(...) 151 KB JPG 12/22/22(Thu)16:53:56 No.409306658 >daughter says she's trans (9th grade) >wtfdo.jpeg >confess I'm trans too >she's confused >dad no you're not >stop being a bigot Charlotte, let's do this together >wear dress and makeup next morning >daughter is angry, tells me to stop faking >no, I'm trans honey. now get in the car and let's go to school >she's horrified, asks to be dropped off a block away >nope, walk her in, wave to front desk >she's fuming >wife can't stop laughing >pick up daughter, in skirt and heels. s----- makeup, glitter on cheeks. skip your to her and her friends >DAD STOP ITS NOT FUNNY >demand she use my pronouns, call her a bigot >next morning she's done with the whole trans thing, begs me to stop Is being trans now just the 90s version of goth? Definitely not cool when your parents do it. Lean into it and shame them out of it
Anonymous (ID: gzEC/8el) De-trans'd my daughter in 1 da(...) 151 KB JPG 12/22/22(Thu)16:53:56 No.409306658 >daughter says she's trans (9th grade) >wtfdo.jpeg >confess I'm trans too >she's confused >dad no you're not >stop being a bigot Charlotte, let's do this together >wear dress and makeup next morning >daughter is angry, tells me to stop faking >no, I'm trans honey. now get in the car and let's go to school >she's horrified, asks to be dropped off a block away >nope, walk her in, wave to front desk >she's fuming >wife can't stop laughing >pick up daughter, in skirt and heels. s----- makeup, glitter on cheeks. skip your to her and her friends >DAD STOP ITS NOT FUNNY >demand she use my pronouns, call her a bigot >next morning she's done with the whole trans thing, begs me to stop Is being trans now just the 90s version of goth? Definitely not cool when your parents do it. Lean into it and shame them out of it

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Horseshoe theory | /r/Greentext

File: images (1).jpg (30 KB, 452x678) Red Pill on the Maori Anonymous (ID: OtLaCroo 11/16/24(Sat) 18:19:03 No.488672740 >>488672797 >>488672836 >>488672995 >>488673103 >>488673249 >>488673256 >>488673532 >>488673813 >>488675699 >>488677043 >>488677048 >>488677201 >>488677308 >>488677325 >>488677357 >>488677616 >>488678307 >>488678849 >>488679408 >>488679501 >>488679866 >>488680150 >>488680228 >>488680394 >>488680458 >>488680653 >>488680678 >>488681045 >>488681683 >>488681784 >>488682049 >>488682961 >>488683011 >>488684231 >>488684728 >>488684769 >>488685754 >>488686282 >>488687891 >>488688866 >>488689043 The Maori have been flagged as a target by International Media and Globalist agenda pushers for two main reasons: 1. The Maori ruined the Covid Vaccine push. Our last government wanted to make the Covid vaccine MANDATORY throughout NZ, the ONLY thing that stopped them was the Maori, they couldn't push the Vaccine on Maori (the vast majority of Vaccine refusers) without being labeled as Racists, if not for the Maori, NZ would have ZERO unvaxxed, the government was absolutely going to force even kids to have the vax, and after they had succeeded they would have used NZs "successful" mission as precedent to do the same thing to YOU 2. The Maori have prevented Mass Immigration of Muslims and Africans to NZ This is the big one, if not for Maori blocking mass immigration at every turn NZ would already have a MINIMUM of TWO MILLION African and Muslim """refugees", that is how many refugees NZs two major political parties have tried to bring here and it has been the MAORI who have blocked those efforts, the only reason NZ doesn't have Sharia no-go zones and regular Muslim riots like the UK and even Australia IS BECAUSE OF THE MAORI THIS IS WHY THE GLOBAL MEDIA IS IN LOCKSTEP S------- ON THE MAORI and this is the ENTIRE reason why the current pro-mass immigration government is revisiting the 1975 Treaty Principles in the first place
File: images (1).jpg (30 KB, 452x678) Red Pill on the Maori Anonymous (ID: OtLaCroo 11/16/24(Sat) 18:19:03 No.488672740 >>488672797 >>488672836 >>488672995 >>488673103 >>488673249 >>488673256 >>488673532 >>488673813 >>488675699 >>488677043 >>488677048 >>488677201 >>488677308 >>488677325 >>488677357 >>488677616 >>488678307 >>488678849 >>488679408 >>488679501 >>488679866 >>488680150 >>488680228 >>488680394 >>488680458 >>488680653 >>488680678 >>488681045 >>488681683 >>488681784 >>488682049 >>488682961 >>488683011 >>488684231 >>488684728 >>488684769 >>488685754 >>488686282 >>488687891 >>488688866 >>488689043 The Maori have been flagged as a target by International Media and Globalist agenda pushers for two main reasons: 1. The Maori ruined the Covid Vaccine push. Our last government wanted to make the Covid vaccine MANDATORY throughout NZ, the ONLY thing that stopped them was the Maori, they couldn't push the Vaccine on Maori (the vast majority of Vaccine refusers) without being labeled as Racists, if not for the Maori, NZ would have ZERO unvaxxed, the government was absolutely going to force even kids to have the vax, and after they had succeeded they would have used NZs "successful" mission as precedent to do the same thing to YOU 2. The Maori have prevented Mass Immigration of Muslims and Africans to NZ This is the big one, if not for Maori blocking mass immigration at every turn NZ would already have a MINIMUM of TWO MILLION African and Muslim """refugees", that is how many refugees NZs two major political parties have tried to bring here and it has been the MAORI who have blocked those efforts, the only reason NZ doesn't have Sharia no-go zones and regular Muslim riots like the UK and even Australia IS BECAUSE OF THE MAORI THIS IS WHY THE GLOBAL MEDIA IS IN LOCKSTEP S------- ON THE MAORI and this is the ENTIRE reason why the current pro-mass immigration government is revisiting the 1975 Treaty Principles in the first place

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anon has sex but is still autistic | /r/Greentext

File: 1710803907883775.png (305 KB, 800x771) ☐ Anonymous 11/18/24(Mon)12:44:22 No.62885692 >Be 33 year old disabled vet >just banged 24 yo zoomette >she asks me what my body count is >I say 2 >she says "but anon... we just had sex... and I knew your ex... and you were married before" I misunderstood the question
File: 1710803907883775.png (305 KB, 800x771) ☐ Anonymous 11/18/24(Mon)12:44:22 No.62885692 >Be 33 year old disabled vet >just banged 24 yo zoomette >she asks me what my body count is >I say 2 >she says "but anon... we just had sex... and I knew your ex... and you were married before" I misunderstood the question

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Is this true? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)08:20:29 No.205292506 The 40-Year-Old Virgin images - 2024-11-04T191932.964.jpg >used to be a funny joke 31 KB JPG >now the reality for millions of zoomers and millennials
Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)08:20:29 No.205292506 The 40-Year-Old Virgin images - 2024-11-04T191932.964.jpg >used to be a funny joke 31 KB JPG >now the reality for millions of zoomers and millennials

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Anon plays a hacker simulator game | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.264820315 4 hours ago >>264820071 >playing some uplink >friend comes into my dorm >"hey what's good- H-------- WHAT ARE YOU DOING" >Man I'm hacking this school database to give this guy a masters degree so I can get f------ paid. >H-------- BRO WHAT >he actually pulled the power cord out of the wall >I turn to him and yell WHAT THE F--- I DIDN'T COVER MY TRACKS YET, THE FBI WILL F--- ME UP FOR THIS, AND NOW YOU'RE AN ACCOMPLICE!! >he ran out of my room screaming >I had a good 20 minute laugh
Anonymous No.264820315 4 hours ago >>264820071 >playing some uplink >friend comes into my dorm >"hey what's good- H-------- WHAT ARE YOU DOING" >Man I'm hacking this school database to give this guy a masters degree so I can get f------ paid. >H-------- BRO WHAT >he actually pulled the power cord out of the wall >I turn to him and yell WHAT THE F--- I DIDN'T COVER MY TRACKS YET, THE FBI WILL F--- ME UP FOR THIS, AND NOW YOU'RE AN ACCOMPLICE!! >he ran out of my room screaming >I had a good 20 minute laugh

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Why is Anon torturing himself | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous That's it Get in the idiot squisher 11/18/24(Mon)22:21:35 No.79487904 >at the point of no fap/no nut november where simply seeing a wamen makes me leak precum i also have the strong urge to impregnate every single women i see in public 23 KB JPG 7 Replies : Anonymous >>79487914 # View Thread 11/18/24(Mon)22:24:38 No.79487932 it really do be like that. i keep telling myself i feel like a dog. look at all these p-----havers, waiting to have a baby put inside them >>79488061 #
: Anonymous That's it Get in the idiot squisher 11/18/24(Mon)22:21:35 No.79487904 >at the point of no fap/no nut november where simply seeing a wamen makes me leak precum i also have the strong urge to impregnate every single women i see in public 23 KB JPG 7 Replies : Anonymous >>79487914 # View Thread 11/18/24(Mon)22:24:38 No.79487932 it really do be like that. i keep telling myself i feel like a dog. look at all these p-----havers, waiting to have a baby put inside them >>79488061 #

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Anon loves corporate spyware | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 558 KB PNG >Be me 08/23/24(Fri)15:00:31 No. 102046398 >Wake up, my smarthome HAL turns on the lights and prepares a morning shower. >Log onto my Windows computer >Intel Management Engine goes into full effect so the government can keep me safe from criminals >Open up Microsoft Edge and instantly get 380 debilitating viruses >Oh well, better renew my subscription to Norton antivirus >The wonderfully feature-full nature of Windows slows my computer to a crawl while Recall sends all my info to Microsoft for safe keeping >Play an online game and get absolutely rekt by a Linux user (he must be cheating like the criminal he is) >Text my friend on my iPhone >He uses Android like a beta cuck >He tells me all about sideloading, sounds dangerous to my security >Thank god Apple is our friend and prevents us from doing such heinous activities >Google a recent medical symptom, luckily it knows everything about me so I don't have to look very deep to find good results >I love proprietary technology.
Anonymous 558 KB PNG >Be me 08/23/24(Fri)15:00:31 No. 102046398 >Wake up, my smarthome HAL turns on the lights and prepares a morning shower. >Log onto my Windows computer >Intel Management Engine goes into full effect so the government can keep me safe from criminals >Open up Microsoft Edge and instantly get 380 debilitating viruses >Oh well, better renew my subscription to Norton antivirus >The wonderfully feature-full nature of Windows slows my computer to a crawl while Recall sends all my info to Microsoft for safe keeping >Play an online game and get absolutely rekt by a Linux user (he must be cheating like the criminal he is) >Text my friend on my iPhone >He uses Android like a beta cuck >He tells me all about sideloading, sounds dangerous to my security >Thank god Apple is our friend and prevents us from doing such heinous activities >Google a recent medical symptom, luckily it knows everything about me so I don't have to look very deep to find good results >I love proprietary technology.

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Anon is a Tinder GM | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 39 KB JPG 04/02/21(Fri)06:52:43 No.63022272 >make a Chad Tinder account >females message me first >never respond to any of them >their Tinder elo gets lowered because of that Get rekt foids View Thread
Anonymous 39 KB JPG 04/02/21(Fri)06:52:43 No.63022272 >make a Chad Tinder account >females message me first >never respond to any of them >their Tinder elo gets lowered because of that Get rekt foids View Thread

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File: 1702275008509169.jpg (46 KB, 640x480) Anonymous 11/17/24(Sun)17:18:02 No.205865703 >Well Sneedmour Ive made it..despite you were formerly Chucks >AH! Superintendent City Slicker I hope youre ready for an unforgettable f--- and suck! ☐ Anonymous 11/17/24(Sun)17:22:24 No.205865851 >You know this seed and feed is quite similar to the ones they have at Sneed's. Anonymous 11/17/24(Sun)17:25:40 No.205865980 >Ye Gods! My Seed is ruined! >But what If, I were to sneak to Chucks and purchase some Feed and disquise it as my own. >Delightfully devilish Sneed ☐ Anonymous 11/17/24(Sun)17:46:43 No.205866920 >>205867013 >Asneedaborealis?! >at this soil pH? >in this part of Guatemala? >localized ENTIRELY within your fancy, German car?! >> ☐ Anonymous 11/17/24(Sun)17:48:51 No.205867013 File: 1715719862965802.jpg (57 KB, 1280x720) >>205866920 SNNNNEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEDDDDD!!!!
File: 1702275008509169.jpg (46 KB, 640x480) Anonymous 11/17/24(Sun)17:18:02 No.205865703 >Well Sneedmour Ive made it..despite you were formerly Chucks >AH! Superintendent City Slicker I hope youre ready for an unforgettable f--- and suck! ☐ Anonymous 11/17/24(Sun)17:22:24 No.205865851 >You know this seed and feed is quite similar to the ones they have at Sneed's. Anonymous 11/17/24(Sun)17:25:40 No.205865980 >Ye Gods! My Seed is ruined! >But what If, I were to sneak to Chucks and purchase some Feed and disquise it as my own. >Delightfully devilish Sneed ☐ Anonymous 11/17/24(Sun)17:46:43 No.205866920 >>205867013 >Asneedaborealis?! >at this soil pH? >in this part of Guatemala? >localized ENTIRELY within your fancy, German car?! >> ☐ Anonymous 11/17/24(Sun)17:48:51 No.205867013 File: 1715719862965802.jpg (57 KB, 1280x720) >>205866920 SNNNNEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEDDDDD!!!!

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: Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)20:32:21 No.36579993 shoeOnhead-image.jpg 9 KB JPG >Becomes successful online >Comes out as bi, into futa and girls and openly flirts with a trans woman >Failed marriage to a man >Manages to lock down another man before getting too old >Has a kid becomes a massive trad grifter and nationalist >Removes bi flag and never talks about liking girls ever again Every time. I'm convinced that women are circumstantially Bisexual and nothing more. : Anonymous who cares 07/19/24(Fri)20:33:12 No. 36579996
: Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)20:32:21 No.36579993 shoeOnhead-image.jpg 9 KB JPG >Becomes successful online >Comes out as bi, into futa and girls and openly flirts with a trans woman >Failed marriage to a man >Manages to lock down another man before getting too old >Has a kid becomes a massive trad grifter and nationalist >Removes bi flag and never talks about liking girls ever again Every time. I'm convinced that women are circumstantially Bisexual and nothing more. : Anonymous who cares 07/19/24(Fri)20:33:12 No. 36579996

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