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Anonymous 09/13/24(Fri)13:07:07 No.23803677 Are black urban gangsters Nietzsche's ubermensch ? Consider: >>23803688 >>23803714 >>23803723 >>23803735 >>23803872 >>23804332 >>23804353 >>23804378 >>23804415 >>23804427 >>23804434 >>23804857 -they reject gay Christian morality in favor of survival of the fittest and master morality. Wealth, power, strength, sex, vitality and honor are their virtues. - status is earned by wealth and power. "Broke n-----" are seen as subhuman. To be rich is to win at life life. People who submit to the System are slaves. -they enjoy showing off their wealth, lambos, mansions, chains etc. they idea of being humble in wealth is foreign to them. If you're mad about it you're just broke. - life is a perpetual war against one another. if you want power, you have to take it. They often assert their will violently upon others. -conforming to the system by going to school and working a stable job is seen as "selling out," you're too White. Instead, reject being a slave and carve your own path in life, owing allegiance to no one. -they uphold strength and beauty as a virtue. The men work out and get large muscles. While their women look bad to us, they conform to their own vision of beauty. They flaunt their sexuality and ain't afraid of it. - sex is good, marriage is gay, monogamy is gay, you need to have hoes. The best have many beautiful hoes they sleep with - suffering is turned into a strength. Rappers funnel their suffering into the creation of art (rap) and turn that into wealth -life is enjoyed here and now. They aim to maximize worldly pleasures - sex drugs, music, clubbing, bottle service, fancy cars. Life is affirmed, pleasure is affirmed. Asceticism is gay. You're here for a good time, not a long time -they reject Christian morality and virtues. According to Nietzsche, the "slaves" subverted master morality and imposed "slave morality" on all of us. Logically therefore our virtues are vices, and our vices are virtues. Pride, greed, wrath, envy, sloth, gluttony, and lust are actually virtues while chastity, temperance, charity, diligence, patience, kindness, and humility and vices. - you can call them stupid but you can't call them cowardly. Urban gangsters are quick to put themselves in danger. If you're a coward you're a p----, you ain't worth s---. So tell me, O scholars of Nietzsche, am I wrong? Or are black urban gangbangers the Ubermensch? Is Andrew Tate the ubermensch ?
Anonymous 09/13/24(Fri)13:07:07 No.23803677 Are black urban gangsters Nietzsche's ubermensch ? Consider: >>23803688 >>23803714 >>23803723 >>23803735 >>23803872 >>23804332 >>23804353 >>23804378 >>23804415 >>23804427 >>23804434 >>23804857 -they reject gay Christian morality in favor of survival of the fittest and master morality. Wealth, power, strength, sex, vitality and honor are their virtues. - status is earned by wealth and power. "Broke n-----" are seen as subhuman. To be rich is to win at life life. People who submit to the System are slaves. -they enjoy showing off their wealth, lambos, mansions, chains etc. they idea of being humble in wealth is foreign to them. If you're mad about it you're just broke. - life is a perpetual war against one another. if you want power, you have to take it. They often assert their will violently upon others. -conforming to the system by going to school and working a stable job is seen as "selling out," you're too White. Instead, reject being a slave and carve your own path in life, owing allegiance to no one. -they uphold strength and beauty as a virtue. The men work out and get large muscles. While their women look bad to us, they conform to their own vision of beauty. They flaunt their sexuality and ain't afraid of it. - sex is good, marriage is gay, monogamy is gay, you need to have hoes. The best have many beautiful hoes they sleep with - suffering is turned into a strength. Rappers funnel their suffering into the creation of art (rap) and turn that into wealth -life is enjoyed here and now. They aim to maximize worldly pleasures - sex drugs, music, clubbing, bottle service, fancy cars. Life is affirmed, pleasure is affirmed. Asceticism is gay. You're here for a good time, not a long time -they reject Christian morality and virtues. According to Nietzsche, the "slaves" subverted master morality and imposed "slave morality" on all of us. Logically therefore our virtues are vices, and our vices are virtues. Pride, greed, wrath, envy, sloth, gluttony, and lust are actually virtues while chastity, temperance, charity, diligence, patience, kindness, and humility and vices. - you can call them stupid but you can't call them cowardly. Urban gangsters are quick to put themselves in danger. If you're a coward you're a p----, you ain't worth s---. So tell me, O scholars of Nietzsche, am I wrong? Or are black urban gangbangers the Ubermensch? Is Andrew Tate the ubermensch ?

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Anon claps cheeks | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 13 KB PNG 09/13/24(Fri)20:58:52 No.78802852 Every time I take a s--- my asscheeks clap together really loudly after the log exits my anus. I'm talking really loudly, it sounds like there's a seal clapping in the bathroom for a solid 3 seconds every time I finish taking a s---. I have taken to s------- with the door wide open so that my family doesn't think I'm an autist who claps after s-------, but I'm not sure if that's helping at all. One time I saw my sister walking by the door while I was s------- and I said "Hey, do you want to watch me s---?" and she didn't reply but she briefly watched, so I think she got the idea. Yesterday my parents made dinner and I suggested that they bring it up to me while I was on the toilet so that they can witness my cheeks clapping after a deuce, but they didn't want to. I'm worried that they'll think I'm a weirdo who claps their hands after a s---. What do I do?
Anonymous 13 KB PNG 09/13/24(Fri)20:58:52 No.78802852 Every time I take a s--- my asscheeks clap together really loudly after the log exits my anus. I'm talking really loudly, it sounds like there's a seal clapping in the bathroom for a solid 3 seconds every time I finish taking a s---. I have taken to s------- with the door wide open so that my family doesn't think I'm an autist who claps after s-------, but I'm not sure if that's helping at all. One time I saw my sister walking by the door while I was s------- and I said "Hey, do you want to watch me s---?" and she didn't reply but she briefly watched, so I think she got the idea. Yesterday my parents made dinner and I suggested that they bring it up to me while I was on the toilet so that they can witness my cheeks clapping after a deuce, but they didn't want to. I'm worried that they'll think I'm a weirdo who claps their hands after a s---. What do I do?

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Anon on walking dates | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/16/24(Fri)02:33:37 No.193813028 r/germany. 11 hr. ago Why do Germans like walking dates so much? I'm an American woman and had heard about walking dates being a thing in Germany, but now that I've been here for a good 6 months and went on several first dates, why do they always want to just walk around? I find it so incredibly boring and unoriginal. It's also just hard to focus on talking and walking because I like looking at the person I'm talking to. I'd rather get a coffee and so and talk, or go to some other small fun activity. One guy even planned to go to the movies but wanted to walk around the Park beforehand.. the whole date then was 2 hrs of walking in the Park and then he cancelled the movie and went home. Bildschirmfoto 2024-02-16 um 10.32.38.png 151 KB PNG Are walking dates common in your country? Anonymous 02/16/24(Fri)02:57:47 No.193813618 >it's hard to focus on talking and walking do americans REALLY?
Anonymous 02/16/24(Fri)02:33:37 No.193813028 r/germany. 11 hr. ago Why do Germans like walking dates so much? I'm an American woman and had heard about walking dates being a thing in Germany, but now that I've been here for a good 6 months and went on several first dates, why do they always want to just walk around? I find it so incredibly boring and unoriginal. It's also just hard to focus on talking and walking because I like looking at the person I'm talking to. I'd rather get a coffee and so and talk, or go to some other small fun activity. One guy even planned to go to the movies but wanted to walk around the Park beforehand.. the whole date then was 2 hrs of walking in the Park and then he cancelled the movie and went home. Bildschirmfoto 2024-02-16 um 10.32.38.png 151 KB PNG Are walking dates common in your country? Anonymous 02/16/24(Fri)02:57:47 No.193813618 >it's hard to focus on talking and walking do americans REALLY?

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Central Logistics | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 09/13/24(Fri)18:36:55 No.78801464 179 KB PNG >Be North Korea >Make Car ownership illegal >Build car centred cities anyway
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 09/13/24(Fri)18:36:55 No.78801464 179 KB PNG >Be North Korea >Make Car ownership illegal >Build car centred cities anyway

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That kid had to go though | /r/Greentext

- What the f--- was that? - Necessity. Anonymous 09/13/24(Fri)05:24:51 No.203491451 >be movie about systemic corruption in 3rd world s------- >only dirty cop is token whitey
- What the f--- was that? - Necessity. Anonymous 09/13/24(Fri)05:24:51 No.203491451 >be movie about systemic corruption in 3rd world s------- >only dirty cop is token whitey

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Dead internet hypothesis | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)06:16:13 No.102283346 1705949693032381.jpg 53 KB JPG >Internet replaces irl socialization >Can't talk to humans irl anymore >Internet gets flooded by bots >Can't talk to humans on the internet anymore What technology can fix this?
: Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)06:16:13 No.102283346 1705949693032381.jpg 53 KB JPG >Internet replaces irl socialization >Can't talk to humans irl anymore >Internet gets flooded by bots >Can't talk to humans on the internet anymore What technology can fix this?

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Satirical take on Buddhism | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 821 KB PNG 06/14/24(Fri)15:36:50 No. 198574168 >Give all your your worldly possessions to the temple! >Give food and money to our monks! >Give us your little sons to become... monks... >Don't love anyone or anything! >Hate the material world! >Hate worldly pleasure and comfort! >Become an emotionless robot! >Live like a poor peasant! >Abstain from meat! >Spend all day meditating! >Perform meaningless symbolic rituals! >Keep idols and trinkets to ward off spirits! >If you kill your enemies they win! >Pick a denomination and school! (Better hope you picked the right one.) >Do a million specific and nonsensical rituals and rites that your culture has added to the religion! (Better hope your culture is the correct one.) >Pray to this random illiterate old retard who is somehow Buddha reincarnated! >Why? Because we- I mean Buddha said so! >If you fail even ONE of these tasks you will go to one of the MANY hell realms for 9 quintillion years! >If you succeed you have to repeat this until you reach a heavenly realm where you will own nothing and be happy! People really believe this s---?
Anonymous 821 KB PNG 06/14/24(Fri)15:36:50 No. 198574168 >Give all your your worldly possessions to the temple! >Give food and money to our monks! >Give us your little sons to become... monks... >Don't love anyone or anything! >Hate the material world! >Hate worldly pleasure and comfort! >Become an emotionless robot! >Live like a poor peasant! >Abstain from meat! >Spend all day meditating! >Perform meaningless symbolic rituals! >Keep idols and trinkets to ward off spirits! >If you kill your enemies they win! >Pick a denomination and school! (Better hope you picked the right one.) >Do a million specific and nonsensical rituals and rites that your culture has added to the religion! (Better hope your culture is the correct one.) >Pray to this random illiterate old retard who is somehow Buddha reincarnated! >Why? Because we- I mean Buddha said so! >If you fail even ONE of these tasks you will go to one of the MANY hell realms for 9 quintillion years! >If you succeed you have to repeat this until you reach a heavenly realm where you will own nothing and be happy! People really believe this s---?

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anon wants to become a chad and fuck beautiful women | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous How to transform? 190 KB JPG 09/13/24(Fri)16:40:47 No.31990050 How do I go from nerd to chad? | know it's possible just look at picrel. I'm a cybersecurity student that spends a good portion of my day behind my computer. I really want to change my life and f--- beautiful women and hopefully be that social butterfly I've always dreamed of being. I'm wondering how I can do this myself and become a chad.
: Anonymous How to transform? 190 KB JPG 09/13/24(Fri)16:40:47 No.31990050 How do I go from nerd to chad? | know it's possible just look at picrel. I'm a cybersecurity student that spends a good portion of my day behind my computer. I really want to change my life and f--- beautiful women and hopefully be that social butterfly I've always dreamed of being. I'm wondering how I can do this myself and become a chad.

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Anon on Taxi Driver | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous TAXI DRIVER 154 KB JPG 04/28/24(Sun)02:47:33 No. 198672394 So the message of the movie is: >vigilantism pays off >women are untrustworthy >black people are a nuisance to America >democracy is fake >politicians and police can't be relied on >cities are full of criminal scum that need to be violently removed >mentally ill schizoid young men are in the right; the rest of society is wrong How the f--- did they get away with making this movie?
: Anonymous TAXI DRIVER 154 KB JPG 04/28/24(Sun)02:47:33 No. 198672394 So the message of the movie is: >vigilantism pays off >women are untrustworthy >black people are a nuisance to America >democracy is fake >politicians and police can't be relied on >cities are full of criminal scum that need to be violently removed >mentally ill schizoid young men are in the right; the rest of society is wrong How the f--- did they get away with making this movie?

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Indian UAV | /r/Greentext

India's first indigenous (chubby) bomber UAV unveiled. FWD-200B is a medium-altitude, long- endurance (MALE) unmanned combat aerial vehicle designed and manufactured entirely in India. FWD-2008 FLYING WEDGE DEFENCE & AEROSPACE 1724102135742.jpg 220 KB JPG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Anonymous (ID: OQekQeUM) 08/20/24(Tue)00:13:08 No.478887625 x Be 54564564.jpg 104 KB JPG >>478882471 (OP) # >(MALE) when is the female variant coming out? >>478888006 # >>478889141 # >>478889410 # >>478892165 # Anonymous (ID: V8ZOBX/n 08/20/24(Tue)00:16:37 No.478888006 >>478887625 # They keep r----- the prototype Anonymous (ID: LMLSOZKB كليميم
India's first indigenous (chubby) bomber UAV unveiled. FWD-200B is a medium-altitude, long- endurance (MALE) unmanned combat aerial vehicle designed and manufactured entirely in India. FWD-2008 FLYING WEDGE DEFENCE & AEROSPACE 1724102135742.jpg 220 KB JPG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Anonymous (ID: OQekQeUM) 08/20/24(Tue)00:13:08 No.478887625 x Be 54564564.jpg 104 KB JPG >>478882471 (OP) # >(MALE) when is the female variant coming out? >>478888006 # >>478889141 # >>478889410 # >>478892165 # Anonymous (ID: V8ZOBX/n 08/20/24(Tue)00:16:37 No.478888006 >>478887625 # They keep r----- the prototype Anonymous (ID: LMLSOZKB كليميم

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Changing standards | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/01/24(Mon) 13:41:43 No.200736402 OH, I'VE WASTED MY LIFE images (67).jpg 10 KB JPG >owns a successful business >plenty of friends >highly knowledgeable >spends all day enjoying his hobby >BUT HE WASTED HIS LIFE BECAUSE HE DIDN'T PUT HIS D--- IN A WET HOLE, OK??? Why did the writers do him dirty like this? What's wrong with this guy's life?
: Anonymous 07/01/24(Mon) 13:41:43 No.200736402 OH, I'VE WASTED MY LIFE images (67).jpg 10 KB JPG >owns a successful business >plenty of friends >highly knowledgeable >spends all day enjoying his hobby >BUT HE WASTED HIS LIFE BECAUSE HE DIDN'T PUT HIS D--- IN A WET HOLE, OK??? Why did the writers do him dirty like this? What's wrong with this guy's life?

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A man of good volition | /r/Greentext

why don't we hear more about volcels? why don't we hear more about v(...) 09/06/24(Fri)08:00:11 No.480768676 RU MISS USSI A 5616819-2325714561.jpg 500 KB JPG >doesn't have sex with women by choice >literally just Asceticism >every single religious tradition acknowledges this as a valid choice to higher forms of esoteric knowledge how did they all come to the same conclusion?
why don't we hear more about volcels? why don't we hear more about v(...) 09/06/24(Fri)08:00:11 No.480768676 RU MISS USSI A 5616819-2325714561.jpg 500 KB JPG >doesn't have sex with women by choice >literally just Asceticism >every single religious tradition acknowledges this as a valid choice to higher forms of esoteric knowledge how did they all come to the same conclusion?

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Child's Play | /r/Greentext

File: image0.jpg (26 KB, 1024x576) G ☐ Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)18:48:17 No.688157109 >>688157975 >>688158270 What are the best games where I can outsmart my opponents? ☐ Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)19:12:05 No.688158270 ► >>688157109 (OP) >one player is using checkers, a children's game >pov shot is a low angle, shorter opponent >comeback video has him speeding away from an island this whole saga has been very funny
File: image0.jpg (26 KB, 1024x576) G ☐ Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)18:48:17 No.688157109 >>688157975 >>688158270 What are the best games where I can outsmart my opponents? ☐ Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)19:12:05 No.688158270 ► >>688157109 (OP) >one player is using checkers, a children's game >pov shot is a low angle, shorter opponent >comeback video has him speeding away from an island this whole saga has been very funny

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Anon gives advice | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >19 12/30/21(Thu)10:10:54 No.66776022 >never had a friend >never been in a relationship >never kissed a girl >never had sex >cant drive 77 KB JPG >never had a real job Its too late for me. I cant fix myself 7 Replies Anonymous >>66776022 (OP) # View Thread 12/30/21(Thu)10:19:25 No.66776104 You're 19 your life has just begun and youre already giving up. Have you tried not being a pathetic bitch? If not I hear it helps.
Anonymous >19 12/30/21(Thu)10:10:54 No.66776022 >never had a friend >never been in a relationship >never kissed a girl >never had sex >cant drive 77 KB JPG >never had a real job Its too late for me. I cant fix myself 7 Replies Anonymous >>66776022 (OP) # View Thread 12/30/21(Thu)10:19:25 No.66776104 You're 19 your life has just begun and youre already giving up. Have you tried not being a pathetic bitch? If not I hear it helps.

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He's not beating those allegations | /r/Greentext

-10% TA 201 376 2 30 759 ORCHARD BLVD. $496 00 Anonymous 09/12/24(Thu)01:51:45 No.688531326 >start game >pick the barefoot 16yo girl >entire team disconnects This match is new safe to abandon without penalty.
-10% TA 201 376 2 30 759 ORCHARD BLVD. $496 00 Anonymous 09/12/24(Thu)01:51:45 No.688531326 >start game >pick the barefoot 16yo girl >entire team disconnects This match is new safe to abandon without penalty.

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Chair Trouble | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/12/24(Thu)20:43:12 No.78791747 >Adjust chair >Balls ache >Readjust chair >Back aches I cant win 242 KB PNG
Anonymous 09/12/24(Thu)20:43:12 No.78791747 >Adjust chair >Balls ache >Readjust chair >Back aches I cant win 242 KB PNG

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Many such cases | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/20/24(Tue)15:24:18 >forest level >flutes and violins >ice level >piano and xylophones >lava level >drums and choir 1.08 MB PNG >desert level >sitar and zurna flute >beach/ocean level >steel drums and ukulele
Anonymous 02/20/24(Tue)15:24:18 >forest level >flutes and violins >ice level >piano and xylophones >lava level >drums and choir 1.08 MB PNG >desert level >sitar and zurna flute >beach/ocean level >steel drums and ukulele

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Anon would vote for Rita Repulsa | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/28/17(Tue)13:33:16 No.52416332 >ancient evil awakens >morals and ethics have changed so much in the last 10,000 years that the ancient evil is considered pretty moderate by todays standards. >>52424597 #
Anonymous 03/28/17(Tue)13:33:16 No.52416332 >ancient evil awakens >morals and ethics have changed so much in the last 10,000 years that the ancient evil is considered pretty moderate by todays standards. >>52424597 #

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The fall of ancient civilizations | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/04/24(Sun)07:34:08 No.200554527 LC Templo_de_Luxor, Luxor, Egipto,_2022-04-01, DD_01.jpg 1.14 MB JPG >Greece >Egypt >Iran >India >China >Italy >Once a time all of them were huge civilizations but now all of them are shitholes >While a young country like the United States is only modern civilization in the world left alone What causes to that phenomenon?
Anonymous 08/04/24(Sun)07:34:08 No.200554527 LC Templo_de_Luxor, Luxor, Egipto,_2022-04-01, DD_01.jpg 1.14 MB JPG >Greece >Egypt >Iran >India >China >Italy >Once a time all of them were huge civilizations but now all of them are shitholes >While a young country like the United States is only modern civilization in the world left alone What causes to that phenomenon?

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Anon is committed to a healthy lifestyle | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/12/24(Thu)02:59:56 No.38796785 Yoga, Meditation, Diet, Exercise. >>38800447 >Your quality of life will improve. >Your clarity of mind will increase. >Your eye sight will become better. >Your penis will grow daily. >You will gain many psychic abilities.
Anonymous 09/12/24(Thu)02:59:56 No.38796785 Yoga, Meditation, Diet, Exercise. >>38800447 >Your quality of life will improve. >Your clarity of mind will increase. >Your eye sight will become better. >Your penis will grow daily. >You will gain many psychic abilities.

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