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Anonymous 08/17/14(Sun)17:28:45 No.13060514 >>13060617 >>13060643 >>13060682 >>13060858 >>13060888 >>13061053 >>13066697 File: 1406816388020.png (197 KB, 540x370) >>13060169 > so much blind hate > tfw my imouto is blind, lost her sight age 7, had been steadily loosing it since she was 4. > I love my little sister more than anything or anyone > tfw all of the walls in her room are bookshelves full of braille books because she reads constantly > tfw in spite of being blind she can still use a computer due to audio assistance > tfw I saved up all year and bought her a braille terminal for her computer so she can read books > datsmile.jpg For shame /r9k/. sure blind people need more assistance than most other typically sensory impaired people, but they appreciate and love you for it all the more. > tfw when I'm by myself no girl pays attention to me. > when I'm walking my little sister around town, girls won't stop cooing at how I am with her. > tfw a bookshop girl was miring how patient I was getting all the braille books down for her to read the titles and started asking if I was single and my little sister got mad, grabbed my hand, whipped her cane out and lead me out of the shop > "She wouldn't be good for you anon, she sounded like a parasite and her voice was shrill" > tfw hearing that tapping noise on my bedroom door (I live in the attic) at 2 in the morning because she has a headache and can't find the ibuprofen box > tfw she gets lonely and decides to hold the back of my shirt/my shoulder as I go around the house and then gets mad when I tell her to wait in the livingroom because I have to go to the bathroom. > tfw her bat-senses can hear you masturbate at night in spite of playing music over it and she teases you relentlessly for it the next day when nobody is around. > tfw she can smell when it's about to rain Before you point out the obvious I know our deal is unhealthy but I had to watch her lose her sight one day at a time and it tears me up that someone as great as her can't experience life and see the wonders of the planet to the fullest like some crack w---- party girl can.

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File: B5A6D079-A883-44F8-AF78-F(...).jpg (48 KB, 335x350) Anonymous 02/12/23(Sun)12:51:57 No.72198727 [Reply] BWEEEEEEE EEEE EEELELELEELEELELEELELELELLELEEEHH

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02/12/23(Sun)13:12:43 No.894240945 >diagnosed with depression and anxiety at 14 >it's severe >drop out of school because I can't cope with life anymore and about to kms >isolate myself at home >it's been seven years >have held on because I love my family and don't want them to hurt >still lost tons of youth and missed experiences Is this on me? Is it my fault for not pushing through it? For not pulling myself up by bootstraps? 16 Replies : Anonymous 283 KB JPG View Thread >>894242665 # : Anonymous >>894242450 # That or they die. My great uncle was like that. He was forced to retire when he hit 84, had been the picture of health up until that point. Over the next year and a half his body just... stopped. Was sad to watch. 02/12/23(Sun)14:17:16 No.894242578 : Anonymous 02/12/23(Sun)14:17:31 No.894242592 Stop feeling sorry for yourself and make change. Life is tough but take a step in the right direction. Hit the f----- gym and finish your schooling

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Anonymous 06/03/21(Thu)16:21:47 No.151821922 >>151821716 Anonymous 06/03/21(Thu)16:16:39 No.151821716 religion planet plot, GO! >land on planet >everyone is very religious and worships a sky deity >away team calls them all a bunch of ignorant savages >sky deity shows up and "punishes" the away team >away team realizes that it's an entity made of coherent dildotron particles and that they can modify a phaser to emit an inverse field to disperse the entity >entity shows up again >away team kills the planetary god >smugly congratulate each other for saving these backwards morons Did I get that right?

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Anonymous 45 KB JPG 04/27/18(Fri)11:24:26 No.767048355 me Had a weird dream last night >In a gym bathroom >Brushing my teeth for whatever reason >finish up, spit water out >Run tongue over teeth >Violent loud sound >Like a thousand balloons rubbing together >Everyone stops and looks at >Nervously try to play it off >Casually say "Squeaky clean boys." >Walk out of gym bathroom >Wake up

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: Anonymous Just happened to me my 377 KB PNG 02/12/23(Sun)15:33:42 No.72200886 > be me > masturbating > very nice drawn stuff > read the word "arse" > mind shifts > the voices are now all British > lose boner

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1.11 MB GIF >be me >Aboard the humanity saving spaceship in 5926A.D >Breeding day >The men have to go out and attract a woman that they will then f--- in a breeding room >I'm almost up, trying to figure out what I'm gonna do to attract a woman >Go out into the room, I'm fully erect and say "it suddenly got big, help me" >One of the ladies in there immediately comes up to me >We have passionate sex >After we're all done she tells me her name >Turns out it's my mom's sister F------ hell

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: Anonymous : Anonymous I wish I had a girlfriend, but women don't really want a short femboy as a bf. Maybe I oughtta become a terrorist or something >>72199949 # : Anonymous >>72199041 (OP) # >femboy terrorist >>72199880 # 1664858991976726.jpg 21 KB JPG >>72199903 # 02/12/23(Sun)23:49:15 No.72199041 02/13/23(Mon)00:00:31 No.72199198 : Anonymous >>72199227 # Yeah, imagine the headlines >>72199929 # >>72199936 # 02/13/23 (Mon)00:02:58 No.72199227 02/13/23 (Mon)00:49:00 No.72199880 : Anonymous >>72199880 # Just make sure you look cute, wear thigh-highs, armsocks and some cringy t-shirt that has something like "Femboy Supremacy" on it. 02/13/23(Mon)00:50:20 No.72199903

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Anonymous 37 minutes ago file.png (258.3 KB, 680x591) 6 REPLIES 72197614 ITT We Larp as Normies Did you catch the game last night anon? That play in the last quarter was clutch! Anonymous 36 minutes ago >>72197614 (OP) This thread only has 1 post and is better than all the rest of the hivemind doomposting threads combine. You watchin the superbowl today? Haha Anonymous 34 minutes ago >>72197614 (OP) (agreeable lies) 72197628 Anonymous 35 minutes ago >>72197614 (OP) Ha ha yeah bro that was sick. We totally thrasher 'em! 72197629 72197635

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Anonymous I deserve a gf 11/27/18(Tue)04:35:35 No.49522816 >I'm white >I'm young >I'm physically healthy >I'm not a manlet(over 6'0" / 183cm) >My peepee is 7x5in / 18x13cm >I have a strong sense of morality >I have a strong sense of honor >I have a favourable personality >I've been told I am handsome 120 KB JPG >I can protect my wife and offspring from predators >I can provide resources and coverture for my wife and children >I am good with children and would make a good father >I can cook >I'm a strong swimmer >I have good taste in anime I deserve a gf 11/27/18(Tue)07:56:21 No.49524715 Anonymous >>49522816 (OP) # >I have good taste in anime. Thats how you dry up their p---- like a desert you autist.

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: Anonymous 283 KB JPG 02/12/23(Sun)12:12:43 No.894240945 >diagnosed with depression and anxiety at 14 >it's severe >drop out of school because I can't cope with life anymore and about to kms >isolate myself at home >it's been seven years >have held on because I love my family and don't want them to hurt >still lost tons of youth and missed experiences Is this on me? Is it my fault for not pushing through it? For not pulling myself up by bootstraps?

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: Anonymous 62 KB JPG 02/12/23(Sun)08:10:18 No.72196510 >have one shot at life >born at Brazil F---.

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ile: 5599678.jpg (319 KB, 1835x1476) Anonymous 02/11/23(Sat)22:42:00 No.627386824 ► >>627386873 >>627387279 >>627387841 >>627388596 >>627386873 >east vs west ???? they're both east you dumb retard Anonymous 02/11/23(Sat)22:42:38 No.627386873 ► >>627387192 >>627388850 >>627386824_(OP). >garbage thread >simping for digital women >east vs west insect hands made this thread >> Anonymous 02/11/23(Sat)22:44:27 No.627387045 File: 0017.jpg (16 KB, 400x400) Anonymous 02/11/23(Sat)22:46:06 No.627387192 L >ORANGE MAN BAD

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File: 65AE96B2-DDA4-4596-B5EF-5(...).jpg (159 KB, 750x723) 499 490 Oscar Mayer Hallowieners BLACK LICORICE FLAVORED HOT DOGS MADE WITH CHICKEN PORK BEEF AND BLACKLICURICE HEL 110 WAVE 470 HAPA SUPOR ESPRESS S CERRADA SOG Anonymous 02/11/23(Sat)15:15:27 No.28327307 >>28327356 >>28327434 >>28327799 >Go to therapist because I have anger issues and crippling social anxiety >Keeps trying to suggest I'm transgender, wrote me a prescription for some sort of female hormone despite me repeatedly saying I was straight >Tell him about my problems and he makes me explain everything in excruciating detail (like, makes me describe how the sex was with my ex- girlfriend and stuff when it wasn't really relevant) >Laughed for like a minute straight when I told him about getting bullied in college and people throwing a turd in my bed >When I tell him about my anxiety and irrational fears he says, "Well I don't know, maybe that will happen" >Made me take the SAT math portion and said it proved I had autism because I did well I already paid this guy 400 bucks for five sessions. What do I do?

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me.png (1.25 MB, 736x1349) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 02/11/23(Sat)20:18:44 No.72188790 ✓ >practice meditation >learn to empty my mind at will >whenever i'm feeling sad, i can just decide to stop thinking to make the sad feels go away >it always works Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous

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VIRGIN HD LE.Ill 1 : Anonymous (ID: IBOWVpdg )Z An 'impossible' spinning object 4,000 light years away (AFP) 02/11/23(Sat) 20:10:24 No.415821273 Scientists believe aliens made contact after 'impossible' object sends bleeps to earth By Ryan Merrifield 23:18, 11 Feb 2023 Astrophysicist Dr Natasha Hurley-Walker and her team spotted the mysterious object sending repeat radio signals every 18 minutes and believed they may have found proof of extra-terrestrial life 06E287E5-6CEB-4411-9AC9-339A15E795A4.jpg 316 KB JPG 19:34 >we may finally be in contact with advanced aliens that can answer many of life's mysteries >but everyone just wants to f--- them : Anonymous (ID:tCqlrtZr) 02/11/23(Sat) 20:11:31 No.415821391 >>415821273 (OP) # >>but everyone just wants to f--- them space catgirls confirmed

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Anonymous 02/12/23(Sun)11:41:45 No.72195062 my arms, legs feel like twigs and my bones are so fragile. I can't even open a bottle of soda without getting cuts and bruises on my hand. now whenever I go out for nightwalks I always find myself actively avoid being around taller and stronger men now and scared of being followed or watched. I now understand why women do the same it's a f------ nightmare scenario I don't even laugh at female harassment memes anymore this s--- is f----- up I can literally be r---- by any moment and can't do anything about it it's terrifying to even think about 29 KB JPG

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: Anonymous (ID: Jt09UpX8) I we are not alone = WO 02/10/23(Fri)22:12:06 No.415631862 USA Gun Poem Write a poem in the style of Dr. Seuss about what would happen if the government of the United States sent its military to fight civilians Shooty shooty pew pew pew! Let's all learn what guns can do! Liberals in the USA Love to nod their heads and say, "You bought your guns from a store! You can't fight a civil war! Fight the army, you will lose! They have jets and tanks to use!" That's not where the story ends! They have homes, and kids, and friends! Tyrants threaten you with bombs? Just remember: they have moms! You can't live inside your jet! Can we find you? Yes, you bet! You'd send soldiers and marines Up against AR-15s? They're outnumbered ten to one. That is why I need a gun. Don't forget, because it's true: Government is scared of you. 2Phg1cb.jpg 307 KB JPG >lobotomized ai still writes more based propaganda than any of us

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