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Anon thinks incest is wincest. | /r/Greentext

189 KB PNG >Be me >See all the "i----- is wincest" memes on this board >Have a hot sister >Invite her to play some vidya with me >We share some witty banter >I decide to up the ante and rub her thigh >She asks me why I was doing that >I go in for a kiss >She starts freaking out and tells our parents >Mom is crying and dad is threatening to kick me out I'm seriously close to roping. How do I fix this?
189 KB PNG >Be me >See all the "i----- is wincest" memes on this board >Have a hot sister >Invite her to play some vidya with me >We share some witty banter >I decide to up the ante and rub her thigh >She asks me why I was doing that >I go in for a kiss >She starts freaking out and tells our parents >Mom is crying and dad is threatening to kick me out I'm seriously close to roping. How do I fix this?

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Wehraboo Logic | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon)09:41:02 No.917263388 >Attacks the whole world >Wehraboos complain that the world united against them ??? 152 KB JPG
Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon)09:41:02 No.917263388 >Attacks the whole world >Wehraboos complain that the world united against them ??? 152 KB JPG

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Perpetual Portal Power Plant | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/18/24(Wed)21:53:48 No.689273854 portals wheel endlessly falling water electricity = INFINITE ENERGY 1725617732115539.png 150 KB PNG Enough with the Portal conundrum, how would you effectively use the technology?
Anonymous 09/18/24(Wed)21:53:48 No.689273854 portals wheel endlessly falling water electricity = INFINITE ENERGY 1725617732115539.png 150 KB PNG Enough with the Portal conundrum, how would you effectively use the technology?

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Anon noticed a missed opportunity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/03/19(Tue)00:12:03 No.7185664 >Literally have a general named France Holder >Don't use him to hold France God, Hitler was a dumbass 40 KB JPG
: Anonymous 09/03/19(Tue)00:12:03 No.7185664 >Literally have a general named France Holder >Don't use him to hold France God, Hitler was a dumbass 40 KB JPG

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Encirclement | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)02:34:57 No.16287534 fractal_omnipepe_vortex.jpg 264 KB JPG >make a new journal and become its editor in chief >have your friend make another new journal and become its editor in chief as new >you submit papers to your friend journal >your friend submit papers to your journal >always accept each other papers >always cite each other work from the other journal >now both journals will have high impact factor due to citations from the other ones >now you both have high citation counts in high impact factor journals is there a system to stop people from doing this or it's just unlimited exploit for a free "high impact" academic career?
: Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)02:34:57 No.16287534 fractal_omnipepe_vortex.jpg 264 KB JPG >make a new journal and become its editor in chief >have your friend make another new journal and become its editor in chief as new >you submit papers to your friend journal >your friend submit papers to your journal >always accept each other papers >always cite each other work from the other journal >now both journals will have high impact factor due to citations from the other ones >now you both have high citation counts in high impact factor journals is there a system to stop people from doing this or it's just unlimited exploit for a free "high impact" academic career?

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Anon hates zoomers | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)15:51:45 No.78860108 >ruins culture >ruins gaming >ruins music >ruins society IL 47 KB PNG 14 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)15:51:45 No.78860108 >ruins culture >ruins gaming >ruins music >ruins society IL 47 KB PNG 14 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon sees women | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 280 KB PNG 05/12/20(Tue)22:36:00 No.58122654 >go outside >see people with long hair >see people with t--- >see people wearing a dress >they're everywhere W-- guys I thought women were just a meme
Anonymous 280 KB PNG 05/12/20(Tue)22:36:00 No.58122654 >go outside >see people with long hair >see people with t--- >see people wearing a dress >they're everywhere W-- guys I thought women were just a meme

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Anon Likes Elves | /r/Greentext

File: 176582078264195.jpg (1.07 MB, 3741x4415) Elves then: TVアニメ化決定・ 2024年 Elves now: 中 ☐ Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)19:39:04 No.689293614 ►>>689293775 >>689293784 >>689295029 >>689295374 >>689295480 >>689295591 >>689295618 >>689295839 >>689297295 >>689297629 >>689297653 Why are the japanese so bad when it comes to making games with fantasy rpg elements? Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)19:42:02 No.689293775 >>689293614 (OP) >>689294316 Elves in Japanese folklore were basically just regular people but slightly more murdery or whorish. It is very much reflected in the medium. ☐ Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)19:42:09 No.689293784 ► >>689293614 (OP) >elfs then: plapable >elfs now: plapable >op then: retarded >op now: retarded Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)19:52:36 No.689294316 ► >>689293775 Even worse, elves in scandinavian folklore are just dudes. Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)20:06:30 No.689295029 >>689293614 (OP) >elves then: based >elves now: also based ☐ Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)20:15:23 No.689295480 >>689295654 >>689293614 (OP) >Elves now in the west: black people with pointy ears >Elves now in Japan: actual elves ☐ Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)20:17:56 No.689295618 >>689293614 (OP) Top are male elves, bottom are female elves ☐ Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)20:19:50 No.689295714 ►>>689295949 File: ArondirRings-of-Power.jpg (76 KB, 1200x600) Elves now:
File: 176582078264195.jpg (1.07 MB, 3741x4415) Elves then: TVアニメ化決定・ 2024年 Elves now: 中 ☐ Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)19:39:04 No.689293614 ►>>689293775 >>689293784 >>689295029 >>689295374 >>689295480 >>689295591 >>689295618 >>689295839 >>689297295 >>689297629 >>689297653 Why are the japanese so bad when it comes to making games with fantasy rpg elements? Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)19:42:02 No.689293775 >>689293614 (OP) >>689294316 Elves in Japanese folklore were basically just regular people but slightly more murdery or whorish. It is very much reflected in the medium. ☐ Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)19:42:09 No.689293784 ► >>689293614 (OP) >elfs then: plapable >elfs now: plapable >op then: retarded >op now: retarded Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)19:52:36 No.689294316 ► >>689293775 Even worse, elves in scandinavian folklore are just dudes. Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)20:06:30 No.689295029 >>689293614 (OP) >elves then: based >elves now: also based ☐ Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)20:15:23 No.689295480 >>689295654 >>689293614 (OP) >Elves now in the west: black people with pointy ears >Elves now in Japan: actual elves ☐ Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)20:17:56 No.689295618 >>689293614 (OP) Top are male elves, bottom are female elves ☐ Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)20:19:50 No.689295714 ►>>689295949 File: ArondirRings-of-Power.jpg (76 KB, 1200x600) Elves now:

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Right in the feels | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/11/24(Wed)02:40:37 No.203422349 R BR ant.jpg 123 KB JPG >Main character working a retail job is seen as humiliating Doesn't this kinda sting people who actually work those jobs?
: Anonymous 09/11/24(Wed)02:40:37 No.203422349 R BR ant.jpg 123 KB JPG >Main character working a retail job is seen as humiliating Doesn't this kinda sting people who actually work those jobs?

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Anon studies history | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/1 17:03:50 No.17084865 >>17085732 >>17085808 >>17085939 >>17086006 >>17086132 Franco-Prussian war has to be the silliest s--- in modern history. >Bismarck trolls France (doesn't even do anything except trying to be slightly provocative) >France declares war because French people can't handle banter >Germany steamrolls France >Napoleon III gets captured >Paris gets surrounded >Prussia declares German Empire in Versailles >France loses Alsace-Lorraine and feels humiliated and salty over something they themselves started >Salty enough for one thing to lead to another and people ending up dying to mustard gas in Somme a few decades later
Anonymous 09/1 17:03:50 No.17084865 >>17085732 >>17085808 >>17085939 >>17086006 >>17086132 Franco-Prussian war has to be the silliest s--- in modern history. >Bismarck trolls France (doesn't even do anything except trying to be slightly provocative) >France declares war because French people can't handle banter >Germany steamrolls France >Napoleon III gets captured >Paris gets surrounded >Prussia declares German Empire in Versailles >France loses Alsace-Lorraine and feels humiliated and salty over something they themselves started >Salty enough for one thing to lead to another and people ending up dying to mustard gas in Somme a few decades later

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anon needs advice | /r/Greentext

File: 1714758664206820.jpg (363 KB, 1047x1620) YAR Mom is p----- that I want to become a man Anonymous 09/16/24(Mon)03:39:48 No.32005588 [Reply] >>32019968 >>32020622 >never liked girly stuff >raised by single mom who tried really hard to be there for me >did girly stuff with her just to spend time with her and show I appreciated her >she still has some of the cross-stitched portraits I made with her hung up in her living room >told her today I've been looking at trans stuff for a while >added that I never felt right in my own skin >she acts like I tell her I'm killing myself >tried to talk me into a psych ward >begged me not to do this to myself Now I feel like s--- for having been honest with my mom. Her reaction doesn't change the way I feel about my body, but I do feel guilty for bringing her so much grief. I don't want to hurt my mom, but I don't think I can be happy anymore unless I become a man and that would break her heart for how she reacted to the idea of it. Is there any chance she'll come around after I start testosterone, or should I figure out a way to keep everything secret and just pretend that I'm the same as I ever was when I spend time with her?
File: 1714758664206820.jpg (363 KB, 1047x1620) YAR Mom is p----- that I want to become a man Anonymous 09/16/24(Mon)03:39:48 No.32005588 [Reply] >>32019968 >>32020622 >never liked girly stuff >raised by single mom who tried really hard to be there for me >did girly stuff with her just to spend time with her and show I appreciated her >she still has some of the cross-stitched portraits I made with her hung up in her living room >told her today I've been looking at trans stuff for a while >added that I never felt right in my own skin >she acts like I tell her I'm killing myself >tried to talk me into a psych ward >begged me not to do this to myself Now I feel like s--- for having been honest with my mom. Her reaction doesn't change the way I feel about my body, but I do feel guilty for bringing her so much grief. I don't want to hurt my mom, but I don't think I can be happy anymore unless I become a man and that would break her heart for how she reacted to the idea of it. Is there any chance she'll come around after I start testosterone, or should I figure out a way to keep everything secret and just pretend that I'm the same as I ever was when I spend time with her?

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Anon wants folders on the PS5 | /r/Greentext

PS5 Games Media SPIDER MAN TRIAL PLAYROOM Explore Official news from Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales | Yesterday Just The Facts #1 The show that drops truth bombs about Spider-Man 8:07 AM FORTNITE KRATOS Official Launch Trailer FIFA.21 Just The Facts #1 Kratos has arrived on PSS The Last Laugh Bundle NXT LVL Trailer 960x0 (5).jpg 72 KB JPG Early Access 2020 MARVEL why do we still not have PS5 game folders? : Anonymous >>924662171 (OP) # 09/18/24(Wed)16:02:53 No.924662183 >Implying there are games to put in said folder
PS5 Games Media SPIDER MAN TRIAL PLAYROOM Explore Official news from Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales | Yesterday Just The Facts #1 The show that drops truth bombs about Spider-Man 8:07 AM FORTNITE KRATOS Official Launch Trailer FIFA.21 Just The Facts #1 Kratos has arrived on PSS The Last Laugh Bundle NXT LVL Trailer 960x0 (5).jpg 72 KB JPG Early Access 2020 MARVEL why do we still not have PS5 game folders? : Anonymous >>924662171 (OP) # 09/18/24(Wed)16:02:53 No.924662183 >Implying there are games to put in said folder

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Eastern Front Bound | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)21:10:24 No.16287132 IF 1 MILLION PEOPLE STORM AREA 51 AELLUS BOMBING AND GLOMERY RANGE RESTRICTED AREA NO TRESPASSING BEYOND THIS WARNING POINT PHOTOGRAPHY IS PROHIBITED area51.jpg 77 KB JPG >people were about to storm Area 51 >corona happens >people forget about storming Area 51 Many such cases... Makes one think... : Anonymous >>16287132 (OP) # >they go to storm it >are told to f--- off >they f--- off 07/18/24(Thu)21:40:38 No.16287167 You need a double digit IQ to make a conspiracy threoy.
Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)21:10:24 No.16287132 IF 1 MILLION PEOPLE STORM AREA 51 AELLUS BOMBING AND GLOMERY RANGE RESTRICTED AREA NO TRESPASSING BEYOND THIS WARNING POINT PHOTOGRAPHY IS PROHIBITED area51.jpg 77 KB JPG >people were about to storm Area 51 >corona happens >people forget about storming Area 51 Many such cases... Makes one think... : Anonymous >>16287132 (OP) # >they go to storm it >are told to f--- off >they f--- off 07/18/24(Thu)21:40:38 No.16287167 You need a double digit IQ to make a conspiracy threoy.

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2016 Bombshell | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >Exploding pagers 09/18/24(Wed)09:12:10 No.62532566 SAMSUNG 639 KB PNG Yeah, the Koreans had that in 2016.
Anonymous >Exploding pagers 09/18/24(Wed)09:12:10 No.62532566 SAMSUNG 639 KB PNG Yeah, the Koreans had that in 2016.

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Gold my ass | /r/Greentext

memi tecnosovversiv for ragazzettǝ agile >Be Hsu Ching-Kuang >Be CEO of a small company in Taiwan >Another morning of this boring ass job >Get to the office >"Gold Apollo", it says on the entrance. Gold my ass, this is all grey >Sit at your desk >Start responding to email of suppliers >What does it mean you can't deliver because all your workers jumped from the window? F------ incompentent monkeys >*knock knock* >"Come in" >oh god, it's the annoying intern again, what the f--- is he here for now >"Sir, I think there's something you should know" >"Speak, I don't have the whole day" >... >"ISRAEL DID WHAT?????"
memi tecnosovversiv for ragazzettǝ agile >Be Hsu Ching-Kuang >Be CEO of a small company in Taiwan >Another morning of this boring ass job >Get to the office >"Gold Apollo", it says on the entrance. Gold my ass, this is all grey >Sit at your desk >Start responding to email of suppliers >What does it mean you can't deliver because all your workers jumped from the window? F------ incompentent monkeys >*knock knock* >"Come in" >oh god, it's the annoying intern again, what the f--- is he here for now >"Sir, I think there's something you should know" >"Speak, I don't have the whole day" >... >"ISRAEL DID WHAT?????"

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Off the roids and onto the big screen | /r/Greentext

Anonymous What happened to Dave Bautista? 09/10/24(Tue)19:22:38 No.203410994 tiff TELEFILM VISA tiff Onts tiff E RUNNING DOWN tiff Royal Bonk THE DREAM f VISA tiff Royal Bank ritiff tiff tiff VISA tiff tiff On Royal Bank Ontario tiff tiff tiff VISA tiff 11:51 AM Sep 8, 2024 - 61.4M Views IMG_0693.png 287 KB PNG >he actually believes he's a serious actor now and hopped off roids Oh man...dude is in for a brutal awakening
Anonymous What happened to Dave Bautista? 09/10/24(Tue)19:22:38 No.203410994 tiff TELEFILM VISA tiff Onts tiff E RUNNING DOWN tiff Royal Bonk THE DREAM f VISA tiff Royal Bank ritiff tiff tiff VISA tiff tiff On Royal Bank Ontario tiff tiff tiff VISA tiff 11:51 AM Sep 8, 2024 - 61.4M Views IMG_0693.png 287 KB PNG >he actually believes he's a serious actor now and hopped off roids Oh man...dude is in for a brutal awakening

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Anon Likes French Comic Books | /r/Greentext

File: Obelix1.png (80 KB, 220x300) ☐ Anonymous 09/18/24(Wed)18:57:01 No.203646693 >>203646765 >>203646776 >>203647427 >>203647457 >>203647536 >>203647570 >>203647654 >>203647768 Tell me about Obelix. Why does he carry the stone? ☐ Anonymous 09/18/24(Wed)19:01:11 No.203646765 >>203646693 (OP). He's a big guy Anonymous 09/18/24(Wed)19:21:32 No.203647060 >carrying around big f------ rocks >playing with your dog all day >eating endless amounts of wild boar meat >beating up Romans for fun with your bro Obelix was living the dream ☐ Anonymous 09/18/24(Wed)19:52:13 No.203647457 >>203646693 (OP). One must imagine Obelix happy. ☐ Anonymous 09/18/24(Wed)20:06:55 No.203647654 >>203646693 (OP). >hurr why does Obelix carry an obelisk ☐ Anonymous 09/18/24(Wed)20:13:08 No.203647734 ► File: asterix-art-strips-06-sau(...).jpg (816 KB, 722x722) DERNIERE PHASE DE LA SPLENDIDE MANOEUVRE ROMAINE: LA RETRAITE. EN DESORDRE. SAUVE QUI PEUT! TCHRAAAAAC!! >OUT OF MY WAY ROMAN F------ S---- JE NE SAIS PAS SI JE PEUX,MAIS JE VAIS ESSAYER!
File: Obelix1.png (80 KB, 220x300) ☐ Anonymous 09/18/24(Wed)18:57:01 No.203646693 >>203646765 >>203646776 >>203647427 >>203647457 >>203647536 >>203647570 >>203647654 >>203647768 Tell me about Obelix. Why does he carry the stone? ☐ Anonymous 09/18/24(Wed)19:01:11 No.203646765 >>203646693 (OP). He's a big guy Anonymous 09/18/24(Wed)19:21:32 No.203647060 >carrying around big f------ rocks >playing with your dog all day >eating endless amounts of wild boar meat >beating up Romans for fun with your bro Obelix was living the dream ☐ Anonymous 09/18/24(Wed)19:52:13 No.203647457 >>203646693 (OP). One must imagine Obelix happy. ☐ Anonymous 09/18/24(Wed)20:06:55 No.203647654 >>203646693 (OP). >hurr why does Obelix carry an obelisk ☐ Anonymous 09/18/24(Wed)20:13:08 No.203647734 ► File: asterix-art-strips-06-sau(...).jpg (816 KB, 722x722) DERNIERE PHASE DE LA SPLENDIDE MANOEUVRE ROMAINE: LA RETRAITE. EN DESORDRE. SAUVE QUI PEUT! TCHRAAAAAC!! >OUT OF MY WAY ROMAN F------ S---- JE NE SAIS PAS SI JE PEUX,MAIS JE VAIS ESSAYER!

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Anon on Mulan | /r/Greentext

MULAN 16 KB JPEG > what the f--- is it with people being obsessed with cross-dressing men > im huge into crossdressing, but I'm straight > ive only ever found three NSFW videos/comics that have a woman disguised as a guy > two of them were Mulan Parodies > even the most gooned out gooners can't name a single hentai where that trope is used > i dare you /b/tards to find even one piece of "media" that does that > i f------ hate society
MULAN 16 KB JPEG > what the f--- is it with people being obsessed with cross-dressing men > im huge into crossdressing, but I'm straight > ive only ever found three NSFW videos/comics that have a woman disguised as a guy > two of them were Mulan Parodies > even the most gooned out gooners can't name a single hentai where that trope is used > i dare you /b/tards to find even one piece of "media" that does that > i f------ hate society

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Anon takes a dick pic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 37 KB JPG >be me 09/17/24(Tue)18:25:19 No.924615900 >Buy an Amazon echo and Google home and use them and my iphones Siri to ask about styrofoam and gasoline, ted kazynskis manifesto, the anarchist cook book >Port scan DOD IPs over 100,000 times a day >Take picture of c--- and balls and upload to Google drive, icloud, drop box The the feds are now legally required to view my d--- pics
: Anonymous 37 KB JPG >be me 09/17/24(Tue)18:25:19 No.924615900 >Buy an Amazon echo and Google home and use them and my iphones Siri to ask about styrofoam and gasoline, ted kazynskis manifesto, the anarchist cook book >Port scan DOD IPs over 100,000 times a day >Take picture of c--- and balls and upload to Google drive, icloud, drop box The the feds are now legally required to view my d--- pics

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The Duality of Dentists | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Braces 526 KB PNG 09/17/24(Tue)17:29:17 No.78845146 >Dentists to me when I was 15 >"anon, you must have 4 teeth pulled out" >"If you dont, your teeth could return back to before" >So I proceed to have 4 teeth pulled out >Have gaps that need to be closed by tight braces >FFW to when I was 18 >"OK, anon. Your teeth are all straight, now you need to wear this retainer for the rest of your life or your teeth will unstraighten again" Seriously? What was the f------ point in removing 4 teeth?
Anonymous Braces 526 KB PNG 09/17/24(Tue)17:29:17 No.78845146 >Dentists to me when I was 15 >"anon, you must have 4 teeth pulled out" >"If you dont, your teeth could return back to before" >So I proceed to have 4 teeth pulled out >Have gaps that need to be closed by tight braces >FFW to when I was 18 >"OK, anon. Your teeth are all straight, now you need to wear this retainer for the rest of your life or your teeth will unstraighten again" Seriously? What was the f------ point in removing 4 teeth?

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