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22m (9/25 11:33) · 906628396-1 Re - 0 Img : PNG 1MB (1120 x 812) - Screenshot 2023-09-25 at 1.02.25 AM.png 1 Reply >die an go to purgatory >Before you can enter heaven you will relive the lives of every pet you've ever owned since childhood. How f----- are you?
22m (9/25 11:33) · 906628396-1 Re - 0 Img : PNG 1MB (1120 x 812) - Screenshot 2023-09-25 at 1.02.25 AM.png 1 Reply >die an go to purgatory >Before you can enter heaven you will relive the lives of every pet you've ever owned since childhood. How f----- are you?

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Anon asks simple question | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/06/21(Tue)14:41:15 No.29143854 MONK DIES IN GREECE WITHOUT SEEING WOMAN ATHENS Without ever seeing a woman in the S2 years of his life. Mihailo Toloto has died in Mt. Athos monastery, in Greece. Neither had he beheld an automobile, a movie or an airplane. His mother died when he was born, Athens reports, and he was brought up in the monastery, where no woman ever enters. He became a monk, and monks at the onastery gave his a special burial ceremony because they believed he was the only man in the world never to see a woman. - 1625162447056.jpg 104 KB JPG What was his power level?
: Anonymous 07/06/21(Tue)14:41:15 No.29143854 MONK DIES IN GREECE WITHOUT SEEING WOMAN ATHENS Without ever seeing a woman in the S2 years of his life. Mihailo Toloto has died in Mt. Athos monastery, in Greece. Neither had he beheld an automobile, a movie or an airplane. His mother died when he was born, Athens reports, and he was brought up in the monastery, where no woman ever enters. He became a monk, and monks at the onastery gave his a special burial ceremony because they believed he was the only man in the world never to see a woman. - 1625162447056.jpg 104 KB JPG What was his power level?

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Anon likes the cold | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.91 MB GIF 09/25/23(Mon)09:15:08 No.906632266 >cold weather hits >"hmmm it's time" >out on my coat and jacket >walk several blocks to the only convenience store that's open this late >buy a cup of coffee and a black and mild casino wood tip cigar >sit outside in the cold and smoke, drink my coffee >realize I've been doing this exact ritual for over 8 years >this is the most alive I feel I don't even know how to feel anymore. 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 1.91 MB GIF 09/25/23(Mon)09:15:08 No.906632266 >cold weather hits >"hmmm it's time" >out on my coat and jacket >walk several blocks to the only convenience store that's open this late >buy a cup of coffee and a black and mild casino wood tip cigar >sit outside in the cold and smoke, drink my coffee >realize I've been doing this exact ritual for over 8 years >this is the most alive I feel I don't even know how to feel anymore. 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon is a gamer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 16 KB PNG 09/25/23 (Mon)13:46:58 No.906632314 I went from stage 1 to stage 3 cancer. mum says im leveling up like a gamer 09/25/23(Mon)13:48:12 No.906632348 : Anonymous your mom hates you and wants you to die
: Anonymous 16 KB PNG 09/25/23 (Mon)13:46:58 No.906632314 I went from stage 1 to stage 3 cancer. mum says im leveling up like a gamer 09/25/23(Mon)13:48:12 No.906632348 : Anonymous your mom hates you and wants you to die

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Overindulgence Aftermath | /r/Greentext

25m (9/25 11:34) 74852428-2 Re - 0 Img PNG 157KB (737 × 758) · 1445909282405.png 2 Replies C >decide to drink for a change of pace >have a tall glass of gin >fall asleep pretty much immediately >it's early in the afternoon, f--- up my entire sleep schedule ●●● >wake up at midnight with a splitting headache that I can't sleep off and my eyes hurts and also kind of nauseous >still feel like that now more than 12 hours after Remind me why this stuff is so popular
25m (9/25 11:34) 74852428-2 Re - 0 Img PNG 157KB (737 × 758) · 1445909282405.png 2 Replies C >decide to drink for a change of pace >have a tall glass of gin >fall asleep pretty much immediately >it's early in the afternoon, f--- up my entire sleep schedule ●●● >wake up at midnight with a splitting headache that I can't sleep off and my eyes hurts and also kind of nauseous >still feel like that now more than 12 hours after Remind me why this stuff is so popular

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Anon still seethes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/24/23(Sun)10:58:13 No.190235183 5dfa85cc954bda0a744ccd13.jpg 68 KB JPG >ruined a whole character for Twitter clout >unironically f----- over the sequel series and any goodwill TFA made for a new story >Star Wars still hasnt bounced back from it why is Rian still praised in Hollywood after this s---?
: Anonymous 09/24/23(Sun)10:58:13 No.190235183 5dfa85cc954bda0a744ccd13.jpg 68 KB JPG >ruined a whole character for Twitter clout >unironically f----- over the sequel series and any goodwill TFA made for a new story >Star Wars still hasnt bounced back from it why is Rian still praised in Hollywood after this s---?

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Anon had an encounter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 228 KB PNG attractive" 05/02/20(Sat) 20:36:38 No.826674449 >at university >accidentally bump into a girl carrying papers >kneel down to help her collect them >our eyes meet >I say something like "hey, its like in the movies" >"yeah except in movies the guys 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 228 KB PNG attractive" 05/02/20(Sat) 20:36:38 No.826674449 >at university >accidentally bump into a girl carrying papers >kneel down to help her collect them >our eyes meet >I say something like "hey, its like in the movies" >"yeah except in movies the guys 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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anon takes the foot-fetish pill | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/18/23 (Mon)06:45:34 No.906264529 File: Screenshot_1.png (320 KB, 480x296) few months ago >pic related >be me >don't have a foot fetish >feminist youtuber i've known since 2018 shows foot on stream >hottest fapping session i've had since a
Anonymous 09/18/23 (Mon)06:45:34 No.906264529 File: Screenshot_1.png (320 KB, 480x296) few months ago >pic related >be me >don't have a foot fetish >feminist youtuber i've known since 2018 shows foot on stream >hottest fapping session i've had since a

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Anon explains The Prestige | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/24/23(Sun)14:07:10 No.190241728 prestigerine.jpg 139 KB JPG >Every great magic trick consists of three parts or acts. >The first part is called The Pledge. >The magician shows you something ordinary: a deck of cards, a bird or a man. He shows you this object. Perhaps he asks you to inspect it to see if it is indeed real, unaltered, normal. But of course... it probably isn't. >The second act is called The Turn. >The magician takes the ordinary something and makes it do something extraordinary. Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking. >You don't really want to know. You want to be fooled. But you wouldn't clap yet. Because making something disappear isn't enough; you have to bring it back. >That's why every magic trick has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call The Tangerine.
Anonymous 09/24/23(Sun)14:07:10 No.190241728 prestigerine.jpg 139 KB JPG >Every great magic trick consists of three parts or acts. >The first part is called The Pledge. >The magician shows you something ordinary: a deck of cards, a bird or a man. He shows you this object. Perhaps he asks you to inspect it to see if it is indeed real, unaltered, normal. But of course... it probably isn't. >The second act is called The Turn. >The magician takes the ordinary something and makes it do something extraordinary. Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking. >You don't really want to know. You want to be fooled. But you wouldn't clap yet. Because making something disappear isn't enough; you have to bring it back. >That's why every magic trick has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call The Tangerine.

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What did Lucas mean by this | /r/Greentext

file.png (671 KB, 1036x582) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 07/01/22(Fri) 14:50:00 >chokes and abandones pregnant wife >15 minutes later >turns into a black guy What did Lucas mean by this? 8 Anonymous 07/01/22(Fri)14:52:1 >>170400486 (OP)
file.png (671 KB, 1036x582) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 07/01/22(Fri) 14:50:00 >chokes and abandones pregnant wife >15 minutes later >turns into a black guy What did Lucas mean by this? 8 Anonymous 07/01/22(Fri)14:52:1 >>170400486 (OP)

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anon is awkward | /r/Greentext

just one of those days Mark 09/24/23(Sun)19:03:07 No.9066 >get off of work at 8pm on a Saturday > Decide to go to Mr. Hero and get a large MTN Dew >walk in >indian cashier has thick accent and says "how are you" to me > just say "hi" back automatically >he stares at me awkwardly >takes me 4 seconds to realize he said hows it going >been too long to correct myself yep
just one of those days Mark 09/24/23(Sun)19:03:07 No.9066 >get off of work at 8pm on a Saturday > Decide to go to Mr. Hero and get a large MTN Dew >walk in >indian cashier has thick accent and says "how are you" to me > just say "hi" back automatically >he stares at me awkwardly >takes me 4 seconds to realize he said hows it going >been too long to correct myself yep

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Anon has a great birthday | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/24/23(Sun)21:39:22 No.111681274 ► >be 12 in 2005 >birthday in late November >wanna go see the new Harry Potter Goblet of Fire movie in cinema >ask parents >"no Anon, we can't go, we are visiting your aunt this friday" >upset.jpg >fast forward to friday >finish school >parents waitin for me in the parking lot >instead of my aunt we go to the local cinema >"haha got you bucko, we watching the new Percy Jackson or whatever its called movie :^)" >excited.jpg >unlike most fans I enjoy the movie >go home >friends from class come over to play since my parents invited them >parents also give me a present >it's the Harry Potter GoF game for the PS2 >one of the most memorable days in my life Looking back the game was kinda ass, but regardless I enjoyed it as a kid. Its still one of the most memorable days of my chidlhood. The simple things matter the most, lads. Also pretty sure the two paieeta teens in the film kickstarted a thing for brown women in me
Anonymous 09/24/23(Sun)21:39:22 No.111681274 ► >be 12 in 2005 >birthday in late November >wanna go see the new Harry Potter Goblet of Fire movie in cinema >ask parents >"no Anon, we can't go, we are visiting your aunt this friday" >upset.jpg >fast forward to friday >finish school >parents waitin for me in the parking lot >instead of my aunt we go to the local cinema >"haha got you bucko, we watching the new Percy Jackson or whatever its called movie :^)" >excited.jpg >unlike most fans I enjoy the movie >go home >friends from class come over to play since my parents invited them >parents also give me a present >it's the Harry Potter GoF game for the PS2 >one of the most memorable days in my life Looking back the game was kinda ass, but regardless I enjoyed it as a kid. Its still one of the most memorable days of my chidlhood. The simple things matter the most, lads. Also pretty sure the two paieeta teens in the film kickstarted a thing for brown women in me

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game zero: origins | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/24/23 (Sun)22:04:19 No.111681487 I swear there is nothing more retarded than naming titles when it comes to rebooting a vidya series, it always goes >establish series >Game: Sub-title >Game 2: Sub-title >Game: Sub-title >Game: Sub-title >reboot series >Game >Game II or more retarded s--- like >establish series >Game >Game II >Game 3 >Game: Sub-title >Game: Sub-title >reboot series >Game >Game VII >Game 8 >reboot series AGAIN >Game 1
Anonymous 09/24/23 (Sun)22:04:19 No.111681487 I swear there is nothing more retarded than naming titles when it comes to rebooting a vidya series, it always goes >establish series >Game: Sub-title >Game 2: Sub-title >Game: Sub-title >Game: Sub-title >reboot series >Game >Game II or more retarded s--- like >establish series >Game >Game II >Game 3 >Game: Sub-title >Game: Sub-title >reboot series >Game >Game VII >Game 8 >reboot series AGAIN >Game 1

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Anon discovers the truth | /r/Greentext

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: zp3entiiipp11.jpg (238 KB, 1337x1289) [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [Auto] Absurdity Anonymous 09/24/23(Sun)13:13:41 No.35987589 > The truth is out there! > The government is hiding proof aliens exist! Two alien corpses and the video of miners finding them is leaked > They're not real > This is a false flag Are you guys actually serious right now?
[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: zp3entiiipp11.jpg (238 KB, 1337x1289) [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [Auto] Absurdity Anonymous 09/24/23(Sun)13:13:41 No.35987589 > The truth is out there! > The government is hiding proof aliens exist! Two alien corpses and the video of miners finding them is leaked > They're not real > This is a false flag Are you guys actually serious right now?

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Anon doesn’t need to date | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 17 KB JPG 07/07/18(Sat)08:54:02 No.46620398 >be young adult mudslime >parents deciding who i marry >no b------- like trying to win over the girl I pity my fellow christians and athiests
: Anonymous 17 KB JPG 07/07/18(Sat)08:54:02 No.46620398 >be young adult mudslime >parents deciding who i marry >no b------- like trying to win over the girl I pity my fellow christians and athiests

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Breaking the Chains | /r/Greentext

16m (9/24 22:29) 74845083 0 Re. 0 Img JPG 196KB (1280 × 720) · maxresdefault (1).jpg UNDERTALE UNDERTALE™ COLLECTOR'S EDITION SOUNDTRACK : >be me >addicted to twitter cartoon p--- comics >Have no clue where 90% of the characters I j------- to are from >One day I j------- to a thicc goat woman >don't think much of it and move on >ffw 1 year >buy undertale to see what the hype is about, been listening to its ost for years >beautiful game >realize I jerked off to Toriel >realize I profanated the name of a character that was 10 times more warm and loving than my own mom >an anvil of guilt and remorse falls on my head >feel like s--- all day >decide it's time to change >delete all the p--- on my phone and pc, delete twitter p--- account and block any farly nsfw content on my sfw account >tfw when Toby Fox cured my p--- addiction Thank you Toby Fox
16m (9/24 22:29) 74845083 0 Re. 0 Img JPG 196KB (1280 × 720) · maxresdefault (1).jpg UNDERTALE UNDERTALE™ COLLECTOR'S EDITION SOUNDTRACK : >be me >addicted to twitter cartoon p--- comics >Have no clue where 90% of the characters I j------- to are from >One day I j------- to a thicc goat woman >don't think much of it and move on >ffw 1 year >buy undertale to see what the hype is about, been listening to its ost for years >beautiful game >realize I jerked off to Toriel >realize I profanated the name of a character that was 10 times more warm and loving than my own mom >an anvil of guilt and remorse falls on my head >feel like s--- all day >decide it's time to change >delete all the p--- on my phone and pc, delete twitter p--- account and block any farly nsfw content on my sfw account >tfw when Toby Fox cured my p--- addiction Thank you Toby Fox

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Anon hates lazy writing

19m (9/22 2023) 190150663-6 Re-3 Img JPG 156KB (544x795) 1506970546035[1].jpg 2 Replies >supervillain is called Hitler >his right hand man is called Himler and writers want to be paid MORE for this s---? 17m (9/22 2023) 190150707 JPG 50KB (525 × 727) npg_mw165875.jpg >>190150663 (OP) >gay main character saves the day but is immediately persecuted by the ones he saved wow woke hollywood writing trying to indoctrinate me. 800
19m (9/22 2023) 190150663-6 Re-3 Img JPG 156KB (544x795) 1506970546035[1].jpg 2 Replies >supervillain is called Hitler >his right hand man is called Himler and writers want to be paid MORE for this s---? 17m (9/22 2023) 190150707 JPG 50KB (525 × 727) npg_mw165875.jpg >>190150663 (OP) >gay main character saves the day but is immediately persecuted by the ones he saved wow woke hollywood writing trying to indoctrinate me. 800

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The Hollow Heart | /r/Greentext

56m (9/24 21:50) · 74844742 - 4 Re - 0 Img PNG 1MB (756 × 776) · 1674407360498.png 2 Replies ●●● ; >26 >No romantic feelings for anyone, ever >No relationships, ever >Social anxiety is gone but in a "So far gone nothing matters anymore" kind of way Genuinely what's the move do you just crawl to a shrink and beg him to fix you
56m (9/24 21:50) · 74844742 - 4 Re - 0 Img PNG 1MB (756 × 776) · 1674407360498.png 2 Replies ●●● ; >26 >No romantic feelings for anyone, ever >No relationships, ever >Social anxiety is gone but in a "So far gone nothing matters anymore" kind of way Genuinely what's the move do you just crawl to a shrink and beg him to fix you

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Anon befriends a Japanese girl | /r/Greentext

>be me, wanna make friends with someone over the globe >befriend a japanese girl >kinda unhinged, genshin player and have suicidal thoughts ocasionally, cute tho >post on instagram stories a pic of me as a kid as a mocking stance >she replies asking if I ever saw a pic of her as a kid P 199 KB PNG >say "no" and immediately receive cute pics of her as a brat >be a good ol' brazilian and praise the pics and all, friendly monkeys as always >mfw she actually changed the LINE profile pic as one of the pics she sent to me >even posted on her instagram account >tfw I encouraged a low self-esteem person to love herself a bit more and made her day a bit better
>be me, wanna make friends with someone over the globe >befriend a japanese girl >kinda unhinged, genshin player and have suicidal thoughts ocasionally, cute tho >post on instagram stories a pic of me as a kid as a mocking stance >she replies asking if I ever saw a pic of her as a kid P 199 KB PNG >say "no" and immediately receive cute pics of her as a brat >be a good ol' brazilian and praise the pics and all, friendly monkeys as always >mfw she actually changed the LINE profile pic as one of the pics she sent to me >even posted on her instagram account >tfw I encouraged a low self-esteem person to love herself a bit more and made her day a bit better

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anon found her | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 641 KB GIF 03/13/23 (Mon)21:56:49 No.72564876 >met a cute girl >tried to strike a conversation by talking about the weather >she just stopped, turned her head and death stared me Patrick Bateman style >this lasted for 3 minutes before I finally can't stand the awkwardness and left she's the one bros
Anonymous 641 KB GIF 03/13/23 (Mon)21:56:49 No.72564876 >met a cute girl >tried to strike a conversation by talking about the weather >she just stopped, turned her head and death stared me Patrick Bateman style >this lasted for 3 minutes before I finally can't stand the awkwardness and left she's the one bros

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