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V O Anonymous (ID: 85xqt7pm) 09/15/23(Fri)12:05:09 No.441357302 ✓ >>441360819 >>441360954 >>441365574 >>441367874 >>441369360 >>441377631 (You) IncomparableRich Elephants(...).gif (3.32 MB, 486x360) google yandex iqdb wait There are four lights! >>441347756 I'm Dominican. To put in perspective how subhuman Haitians are: >visiting my grand parents' ranch in the DR almost got me kidnapped by roving Haitian trafficking gangs on almost 3 separate occasions as a child >said roving gangs get murdered by Dominican vigilante neighborhood watch groups or get deported by police frequently >the obvious issue of forest management >some of my grandpa's rancher competitors use cheap illegal Haitian labor and ended up getting murdered in the middle of the night by their Haitian ranch hands But the funniest one: >Haitians are proud of the late night slave meeting at sparked their revolution. At this meeting, the slaves made a bargain with a demon to free them (their own national lore) >got their freedom, but also got monkey pawed and now suffer from constant natural disasters and such because they made a deal with a f------ demon >they literally renew their deal with the demon as a national holiday
V O Anonymous (ID: 85xqt7pm) 09/15/23(Fri)12:05:09 No.441357302 ✓ >>441360819 >>441360954 >>441365574 >>441367874 >>441369360 >>441377631 (You) IncomparableRich Elephants(...).gif (3.32 MB, 486x360) google yandex iqdb wait There are four lights! >>441347756 I'm Dominican. To put in perspective how subhuman Haitians are: >visiting my grand parents' ranch in the DR almost got me kidnapped by roving Haitian trafficking gangs on almost 3 separate occasions as a child >said roving gangs get murdered by Dominican vigilante neighborhood watch groups or get deported by police frequently >the obvious issue of forest management >some of my grandpa's rancher competitors use cheap illegal Haitian labor and ended up getting murdered in the middle of the night by their Haitian ranch hands But the funniest one: >Haitians are proud of the late night slave meeting at sparked their revolution. At this meeting, the slaves made a bargain with a demon to free them (their own national lore) >got their freedom, but also got monkey pawed and now suffer from constant natural disasters and such because they made a deal with a f------ demon >they literally renew their deal with the demon as a national holiday

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2h (9/27 16:00)-74876748 · 23 Re - 4 Img JPG 79KB (597 × 479) · 669BEE3B-55CE-421E-BC1A-431018C6D791.jpg 6 Replies : >be me >decide to get that stereotypical zoomer haircut, curly ontop and fade >tfw curls are barely visible after 1 week >tfw hair constantly looks messy and ugly >everyone who told me to make my hair like that says that it was a bad decision and that I should have waited a few more weeks for my hair to grow longer, so that my curls would be bigger >tfw I now need to dress in a completely different manner than the one I have been accustomed to as a consequence of this. I look stupid wearing buttoned shirts (I love wearing them) and only look semi good wearing hoodies (only have 2 in my possession) I can't believe that I wasted 60 euros on this garbage. Never listening to normalniggers again on advice on how to look like because now I not only feel alienated within my own body, but am also always unfittingly dressed (as I have very few hoodies yet only look good wearing those. My current self externally also doesn't allign to myself internally.
2h (9/27 16:00)-74876748 · 23 Re - 4 Img JPG 79KB (597 × 479) · 669BEE3B-55CE-421E-BC1A-431018C6D791.jpg 6 Replies : >be me >decide to get that stereotypical zoomer haircut, curly ontop and fade >tfw curls are barely visible after 1 week >tfw hair constantly looks messy and ugly >everyone who told me to make my hair like that says that it was a bad decision and that I should have waited a few more weeks for my hair to grow longer, so that my curls would be bigger >tfw I now need to dress in a completely different manner than the one I have been accustomed to as a consequence of this. I look stupid wearing buttoned shirts (I love wearing them) and only look semi good wearing hoodies (only have 2 in my possession) I can't believe that I wasted 60 euros on this garbage. Never listening to normalniggers again on advice on how to look like because now I not only feel alienated within my own body, but am also always unfittingly dressed (as I have very few hoodies yet only look good wearing those. My current self externally also doesn't allign to myself internally.

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Reflections of Doubt | /r/Greentext

48m (9/27 9:18) 748739328 Re. 1 Img JPG 95KB (661 × 409) 1693710837099.jpg 3 Replies HA AA FE AA A... >Be male artist >All creative, nerdy and weeb women either want writers, musicians, coders and even STEMfags why do women hate us ●●● :
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Quick Solution | /r/Greentext

3h (9/27 15:14) - 74876433 · 6 Re - 0 Img JPG 7KB (233 × 216)- 95c.jpg 4 Replies >feeling sad about no gf and no love >take some oxy pills >feeling awesome and in love >problem solved :
3h (9/27 15:14) - 74876433 · 6 Re - 0 Img JPG 7KB (233 × 216)- 95c.jpg 4 Replies >feeling sad about no gf and no love >take some oxy pills >feeling awesome and in love >problem solved :

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Both sides received the L for not making the move. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 923 KB JPG 09/26/23(Tue)05:52:37 No.74859827 im going to need the normies here to give me advice. let me give you some background >be me. have a long distance gf >I'm busy with school so I rarely talk with her outside of texts >havent called or done anything in days >starting to lose interest in her. i know im a bad person for this but I signed up to feel this way when I said yes to a long distance gf >go to college parties every weekend. start bring a girl from the friend group that's never gone to these things before, we'll call her new girl >start to notice that shes giving me a lot of attention. im inviting new girl personally, and im sometimes the only person she knows at these functions, so she follows me around and gets upset when i leave her >weeks pass and two things happen >the observation that new girl likes me makes it past my abject autism >long distance gf and i agree to go on a break. i said it was unfair to her that i couldnt give her time with everything going on >new girl starts flirting hard. she still thinks i "have" a gf >we went to a party together just this last saturday. afterwards we all went back to my place >my friends all decided to afterparty at the bars but new girl and i decided to stay home >the scene was: us two alone in my living room. were giving each other tarot readings. i learned how to do this because all my friends are art hoes like her >we do this for awhile and talk about whatever until my friends get home from the bar. then she says she has to go home and tells me to walk her to her car im 100% sure the reason neither of us made a move is because she still thinks i have a gf, i didnt mention that i "didnt" to her. the tension was painful, if someone made a move we would've slept together i know half of you retards here have done the whole long distance thing. what are the consequences of f------ this girl
: Anonymous 923 KB JPG 09/26/23(Tue)05:52:37 No.74859827 im going to need the normies here to give me advice. let me give you some background >be me. have a long distance gf >I'm busy with school so I rarely talk with her outside of texts >havent called or done anything in days >starting to lose interest in her. i know im a bad person for this but I signed up to feel this way when I said yes to a long distance gf >go to college parties every weekend. start bring a girl from the friend group that's never gone to these things before, we'll call her new girl >start to notice that shes giving me a lot of attention. im inviting new girl personally, and im sometimes the only person she knows at these functions, so she follows me around and gets upset when i leave her >weeks pass and two things happen >the observation that new girl likes me makes it past my abject autism >long distance gf and i agree to go on a break. i said it was unfair to her that i couldnt give her time with everything going on >new girl starts flirting hard. she still thinks i "have" a gf >we went to a party together just this last saturday. afterwards we all went back to my place >my friends all decided to afterparty at the bars but new girl and i decided to stay home >the scene was: us two alone in my living room. were giving each other tarot readings. i learned how to do this because all my friends are art hoes like her >we do this for awhile and talk about whatever until my friends get home from the bar. then she says she has to go home and tells me to walk her to her car im 100% sure the reason neither of us made a move is because she still thinks i have a gf, i didnt mention that i "didnt" to her. the tension was painful, if someone made a move we would've slept together i know half of you retards here have done the whole long distance thing. what are the consequences of f------ this girl

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Anon likes Ninjago | /r/Greentext

09/27/23(Wed)09:53:53 15 KB JPG No.906750519 >be me semi high functioning tard in 2011/2012 >f------ love ninjago >absolutely obsessed with it. >obsessed to the point I became a outcast in my elementary class. >constantly bullied, but don't care because it was just filler between new EPs of God's blessing on television >some background on my class >Ruger(yes like the gun brand) as a tard like me except he was a f------ f-- who used his retard strength to rule over the class as a tyrant whom everyone knew to fear. >Ruger approaches me during recess >zero f---- given because I am playing with ninjago legos I snuck into school >Ruger doesn't like this so he stole my Jay figure, along with the top thing it was on, before throwing it past the fence >immediately start trying to climb the 5 foot fence to retrieve my lightning deity >fail.png >but while im doing that Ruger started throwing my others >tard rage activated >attack him with my spinjitzu(spinning while flailing my arms) >get shoved to the dirt >most kids are watching now yet the teacher somehow noticed a almost everyone has stopped playing >get laughed at because outcast >i will not disappoint sensi Wu >as i get up i pick up a good sized stick and use my spinjitzu again with all my tard rage >irl nat 20 >actually break the bastards nose while screaming ninjago >the tard runs off to the teacher as the class celebrates me for being a hero who defeated the bully >i get candy, bitches, toys, but none of that matters because I can't find my Jay or Zane >Ruger would become a meth addict like his parents after we graduated lol.
09/27/23(Wed)09:53:53 15 KB JPG No.906750519 >be me semi high functioning tard in 2011/2012 >f------ love ninjago >absolutely obsessed with it. >obsessed to the point I became a outcast in my elementary class. >constantly bullied, but don't care because it was just filler between new EPs of God's blessing on television >some background on my class >Ruger(yes like the gun brand) as a tard like me except he was a f------ f-- who used his retard strength to rule over the class as a tyrant whom everyone knew to fear. >Ruger approaches me during recess >zero f---- given because I am playing with ninjago legos I snuck into school >Ruger doesn't like this so he stole my Jay figure, along with the top thing it was on, before throwing it past the fence >immediately start trying to climb the 5 foot fence to retrieve my lightning deity >fail.png >but while im doing that Ruger started throwing my others >tard rage activated >attack him with my spinjitzu(spinning while flailing my arms) >get shoved to the dirt >most kids are watching now yet the teacher somehow noticed a almost everyone has stopped playing >get laughed at because outcast >i will not disappoint sensi Wu >as i get up i pick up a good sized stick and use my spinjitzu again with all my tard rage >irl nat 20 >actually break the bastards nose while screaming ninjago >the tard runs off to the teacher as the class celebrates me for being a hero who defeated the bully >i get candy, bitches, toys, but none of that matters because I can't find my Jay or Zane >Ruger would become a meth addict like his parents after we graduated lol.

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realest "fake and gay" ever | /r/Greentext

00:39 18 29m (9/22 0:10) · 74813440 · 3 Re. 0 Img GIF 988KB (220 × 156) · what the f---.gif 4 Replies Vo)) LTE 33% >meet a girl on discord (yes an actual girl). >shes cute, start talking to her everyday about random s---, we soon become really good friends. >occasionally throw in some playful-flirty banter to tease her cause i like seeing her reactions >she does the same back, its good fun >on a call one day i realize im stupidly in love with her, like to the point where i dont even recognize myself and am thinking about her all the time >realize the flirty s--- was probably all real without me even noticing >dont say anything because i know she already has a boyfriend of course. >she talks about wanting to meet me one day, we live in same country, pretty close actually >talks about playing games at my place, cooking stuff together, having me show her around my state >all the while i still dont know how im gonna subdue my feelings i appreciate the friendship, but god shes the perfect girl for me. God himself is toying with my feelings and laughing at me, showing me what i could have while not letting me have it. why did she have to be taken, anons? why? anyway, hows your social life? gotten outside yet? i know i havent. 26m (9/22 0:13). 74813457 >>71813440 (OP) ds like a w---- You'd be better off without her
00:39 18 29m (9/22 0:10) · 74813440 · 3 Re. 0 Img GIF 988KB (220 × 156) · what the f---.gif 4 Replies Vo)) LTE 33% >meet a girl on discord (yes an actual girl). >shes cute, start talking to her everyday about random s---, we soon become really good friends. >occasionally throw in some playful-flirty banter to tease her cause i like seeing her reactions >she does the same back, its good fun >on a call one day i realize im stupidly in love with her, like to the point where i dont even recognize myself and am thinking about her all the time >realize the flirty s--- was probably all real without me even noticing >dont say anything because i know she already has a boyfriend of course. >she talks about wanting to meet me one day, we live in same country, pretty close actually >talks about playing games at my place, cooking stuff together, having me show her around my state >all the while i still dont know how im gonna subdue my feelings i appreciate the friendship, but god shes the perfect girl for me. God himself is toying with my feelings and laughing at me, showing me what i could have while not letting me have it. why did she have to be taken, anons? why? anyway, hows your social life? gotten outside yet? i know i havent. 26m (9/22 0:13). 74813457 >>71813440 (OP) ds like a w---- You'd be better off without her

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: Anonymous 104 KB PNG 07/02/21 (Fri)22:31:40 No.64416048 Can we get a good memories thread? >oldfag in texas >friends with punks/metalheads, gamers, outcasts, and "kickers" (rednecks) >short, brown vietnamese immigrant just moved to USA >he calls himself "Wayne" >he wears Wrangler jeans, button-up longsleeve shirts tucked in, belt buckle on his leather belt, cowboy hat, drives a chevy, and of course the brown cowboy boots >this dude is f-----' awesome >heavy vietnamese accent >quickly makes friends with all the kicker dudes >his accent is so thick, but he's just like them >"hell yeah brother" >is in the agriculture classes and auto shop and all that >the kickers just accept him >they call him john wayne >he shows up to parties and drinks lone star with us hope that dude is doin good
: Anonymous 104 KB PNG 07/02/21 (Fri)22:31:40 No.64416048 Can we get a good memories thread? >oldfag in texas >friends with punks/metalheads, gamers, outcasts, and "kickers" (rednecks) >short, brown vietnamese immigrant just moved to USA >he calls himself "Wayne" >he wears Wrangler jeans, button-up longsleeve shirts tucked in, belt buckle on his leather belt, cowboy hat, drives a chevy, and of course the brown cowboy boots >this dude is f-----' awesome >heavy vietnamese accent >quickly makes friends with all the kicker dudes >his accent is so thick, but he's just like them >"hell yeah brother" >is in the agriculture classes and auto shop and all that >the kickers just accept him >they call him john wayne >he shows up to parties and drinks lone star with us hope that dude is doin good

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Anon Is A Hero | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 36 KB JPG reactions You're welcome 09/26/23(Tue)08:42:04 No.74866613 >go to r/foreveralonedating >make a thread pretending to be a loaded chad with absurd income numbers and typical chad qualities >wait for foids to fill your DMs >play along for a while >call them vapid w----- when they're about to set up a date and see their
: Anonymous 36 KB JPG reactions You're welcome 09/26/23(Tue)08:42:04 No.74866613 >go to r/foreveralonedating >make a thread pretending to be a loaded chad with absurd income numbers and typical chad qualities >wait for foids to fill your DMs >play along for a while >call them vapid w----- when they're about to set up a date and see their

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Who Packs More Power | /r/Greentext

59m (9/27 17:21) 74877276 5 Re - 0 Img PNG 893KB (933 × 1400) e0b651e6502f9887114ff088ef18f7f6.png 5 Replies ●●● ; >I saw what you posted online, anon. Do you really think the average man can beat a muscle girl up? That really p----- me off, you know... How do you respond?
59m (9/27 17:21) 74877276 5 Re - 0 Img PNG 893KB (933 × 1400) e0b651e6502f9887114ff088ef18f7f6.png 5 Replies ●●● ; >I saw what you posted online, anon. Do you really think the average man can beat a muscle girl up? That really p----- me off, you know... How do you respond?

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: Anonymous LOYAL 09/27/23(Wed)15:15:55 No.652228018 JohnnyKlebitz-GTAV.png 1.4 MB PNG >quits his gang >leaves his cheating meth head gf >starts a new chapter in his life >FFW 5 years T.LM.C LIBERTY VICE PRESIDENT >on the other side of the country with his cheating meth head gf with his gang and also addicted to meth What did Rockstar mean by this?
: Anonymous LOYAL 09/27/23(Wed)15:15:55 No.652228018 JohnnyKlebitz-GTAV.png 1.4 MB PNG >quits his gang >leaves his cheating meth head gf >starts a new chapter in his life >FFW 5 years T.LM.C LIBERTY VICE PRESIDENT >on the other side of the country with his cheating meth head gf with his gang and also addicted to meth What did Rockstar mean by this?

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Anon gets kicked out. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/27/23(Wed)13:24:55 No.74879864 >Be me >33 year old obese virgin neet >W---- single mom is kicking me out after discovering the cumjar collection >Have fourteen dollars and 25 cents in my bitcoin wallet (should have sold the top) >Have 36 hours to find someplace else to stay 542 KB JPG >already gathered all my Asuka figurines >Have approximately enough Lays and Mountain Dew to last the next 4 days Welp. Looks like its the end of the road for me bros. See you on the other side.
Anonymous 09/27/23(Wed)13:24:55 No.74879864 >Be me >33 year old obese virgin neet >W---- single mom is kicking me out after discovering the cumjar collection >Have fourteen dollars and 25 cents in my bitcoin wallet (should have sold the top) >Have 36 hours to find someplace else to stay 542 KB JPG >already gathered all my Asuka figurines >Have approximately enough Lays and Mountain Dew to last the next 4 days Welp. Looks like its the end of the road for me bros. See you on the other side.

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Expect the Unexpected | /r/Greentext

7m (9/27 18:13) · 74877592 · 1 Re - 0 Img JPG 7KB (251 × 201) images.jpg + >be christian >devoted my entire life for Jesus >die a peaceful death >be at the heaven gate >I can see Jesus welcoming me >aww yiss >it's Odin mfw ●●● :
7m (9/27 18:13) · 74877592 · 1 Re - 0 Img JPG 7KB (251 × 201) images.jpg + >be christian >devoted my entire life for Jesus >die a peaceful death >be at the heaven gate >I can see Jesus welcoming me >aww yiss >it's Odin mfw ●●● :

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Anon is the whitest man alive | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous lunchables NACHOS CHEESE DIP & SALSA Lunchables 11g PROTEIN 64 KB PNG 09/27/23 (Wed)17:14:59 No.906742667 >be me >dating girl for 1 month >cutie stoner girl i met at my job at petsmart >ask her to spend the weekend and chill at my house >she agrees >decided to go get snacks >grab various microwavable items >grab a bologna lunachables for me and a nachos one for her (pic related) >feel like a champ for providing for my woman >last weekend rolls around >were watching a movie and smoking bong (we put on superbad) >half way through she asks for a snack >i grab both lunchables and sit back down with her >she immediately takes the bologna one from me >i hate nachos because ive never been good with anything spicy >had never had the lunchables one but assumed it wouldnt be spicy because for children >decide to man up and let her have the one she wants >start shoving chips and cheese into my mouth >tears form in my eyes but im not backing down >put on a brave face continue eating >finally cant take it anymore its too spicy for me >tears streaming down my face >i reach for my water >she bursts into laughter >"are you really too big of a p---- to handle a lunchable?" >MFW she knows im too weak for cheese intended for comsumption by children >relationship now feels like its on the rocks >she now seems distant and treats me like a child >ask her if shes coming over this weekend again >she said no anons help me regain my manhood ;-;
: Anonymous lunchables NACHOS CHEESE DIP & SALSA Lunchables 11g PROTEIN 64 KB PNG 09/27/23 (Wed)17:14:59 No.906742667 >be me >dating girl for 1 month >cutie stoner girl i met at my job at petsmart >ask her to spend the weekend and chill at my house >she agrees >decided to go get snacks >grab various microwavable items >grab a bologna lunachables for me and a nachos one for her (pic related) >feel like a champ for providing for my woman >last weekend rolls around >were watching a movie and smoking bong (we put on superbad) >half way through she asks for a snack >i grab both lunchables and sit back down with her >she immediately takes the bologna one from me >i hate nachos because ive never been good with anything spicy >had never had the lunchables one but assumed it wouldnt be spicy because for children >decide to man up and let her have the one she wants >start shoving chips and cheese into my mouth >tears form in my eyes but im not backing down >put on a brave face continue eating >finally cant take it anymore its too spicy for me >tears streaming down my face >i reach for my water >she bursts into laughter >"are you really too big of a p---- to handle a lunchable?" >MFW she knows im too weak for cheese intended for comsumption by children >relationship now feels like its on the rocks >she now seems distant and treats me like a child >ask her if shes coming over this weekend again >she said no anons help me regain my manhood ;-;

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The Attorney's Vow | /r/Greentext

51m (9/27 9:12) · 906731152 · 1 Re - 0 Img JPG 90KB (950 x 914) F6_c9_gWYAAB5ml.jpg 1 Reply >Be me >28yo >Lawyer >We get a curse on how to spot gaslighting behavior >Said curse was very descriptive to the point it basically taught us how to gaslight >Three weeks pass >Can't get the idea out of my head >Decided to give it a change and start gaslighting my gf >It took me a year but now she's scared of dying alone and leaving the house >She basically begged me to marry her and protect her forever >We're living our own sugar-coated hell I guess all is fair in love and war.
51m (9/27 9:12) · 906731152 · 1 Re - 0 Img JPG 90KB (950 x 914) F6_c9_gWYAAB5ml.jpg 1 Reply >Be me >28yo >Lawyer >We get a curse on how to spot gaslighting behavior >Said curse was very descriptive to the point it basically taught us how to gaslight >Three weeks pass >Can't get the idea out of my head >Decided to give it a change and start gaslighting my gf >It took me a year but now she's scared of dying alone and leaving the house >She basically begged me to marry her and protect her forever >We're living our own sugar-coated hell I guess all is fair in love and war.

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Anon gives his gym shoes to a homeless person | /r/Greentext

KB, O Anonymous 09/26/23(Tue)21:53:02 No.29840099 >be me >hook up on tinder with 4/10 obese roastie >could prob do better but she sucks a good d--- >she buys me new gym sports shoes >weird super expensive nike shoes with giant clear rubber soles >they look dumb as f---, no way im wearing these things >decide to give them to homeless brown immigrant who lives in gym trash cans >he seems pleased >fast forward a couple of months, obese roastie wants to not be obese >after a month of daily blowing im willing to accept her despite her looks >she comes to gym to lose her unsightly blubber >sees homeless brown immigrant in street outside gym with my nikes >gets really upset about why i dont have the shoes >she starts crying, saying how humiliated she feels >i tell her he threatened me >she tells gym manager who calls cops >cops want to speak to me about the "robbery" Bros need some advice. No way im being honest about this. Im willing to let the homeless guy go to jail over this but i dont want to lie to police as thats a crime. I really want to keep getting sucked by this girl and dont want her to leave me.
KB, O Anonymous 09/26/23(Tue)21:53:02 No.29840099 >be me >hook up on tinder with 4/10 obese roastie >could prob do better but she sucks a good d--- >she buys me new gym sports shoes >weird super expensive nike shoes with giant clear rubber soles >they look dumb as f---, no way im wearing these things >decide to give them to homeless brown immigrant who lives in gym trash cans >he seems pleased >fast forward a couple of months, obese roastie wants to not be obese >after a month of daily blowing im willing to accept her despite her looks >she comes to gym to lose her unsightly blubber >sees homeless brown immigrant in street outside gym with my nikes >gets really upset about why i dont have the shoes >she starts crying, saying how humiliated she feels >i tell her he threatened me >she tells gym manager who calls cops >cops want to speak to me about the "robbery" Bros need some advice. No way im being honest about this. Im willing to let the homeless guy go to jail over this but i dont want to lie to police as thats a crime. I really want to keep getting sucked by this girl and dont want her to leave me.

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Anon reads the Lord of the Rings | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/25/23(Mon)10:06:44 No.190253334 >Be Sauron >side with Morgoth >archangels intervene to f--- your s--- royally up >Morgoth gets buttock blasted into the void >start s--- up again >corrupt Numenor >literally God intervenes to f--- your s--- up >start s--- up again >everyone pools their resources to f--- your s--- up >start s--- up AGAIN I mean is this guy retarded or what? I mean he knows for a FACT that even if he wins God will sink the whole place and call it a day. There's literally no scenario where he gets to win. >>190253412 # >>190256238 # >>190256794 # >>190257425 # >>190259587 # >>190260034 # >>190275546 #
: Anonymous 09/25/23(Mon)10:06:44 No.190253334 >Be Sauron >side with Morgoth >archangels intervene to f--- your s--- royally up >Morgoth gets buttock blasted into the void >start s--- up again >corrupt Numenor >literally God intervenes to f--- your s--- up >start s--- up again >everyone pools their resources to f--- your s--- up >start s--- up AGAIN I mean is this guy retarded or what? I mean he knows for a FACT that even if he wins God will sink the whole place and call it a day. There's literally no scenario where he gets to win. >>190253412 # >>190256238 # >>190256794 # >>190257425 # >>190259587 # >>190260034 # >>190275546 #

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: Anonymous O 39 KB JPG >>32541048 # 08/27/23(Sun)19:12:08 : Anonymous >>32540993 (OP) # How No.32540993 i just masturbated using my ear and now my ear hurts did i f--- up? is there no going back from this? and also does this make me a degenerate? 08/27/23(Sun)19:13:15 No.32541008
: Anonymous O 39 KB JPG >>32541048 # 08/27/23(Sun)19:12:08 : Anonymous >>32540993 (OP) # How No.32540993 i just masturbated using my ear and now my ear hurts did i f--- up? is there no going back from this? and also does this make me a degenerate? 08/27/23(Sun)19:13:15 No.32541008

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Anonymous 09/27/23(Wed)21:22:03 IT'S OVER 416 KB PNG No.74877875 >Finally get a gf >She doesn't have a penis
Anonymous 09/27/23(Wed)21:22:03 IT'S OVER 416 KB PNG No.74877875 >Finally get a gf >She doesn't have a penis

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50m (9/27 0:30) - 906707528-7 Re - 0 Img PNG 25KB (1024 × 683) 1024px-Incel_1.png 2 Replies >me >28 lv >never had a gf never talked with women or had female friends ⠀ >my mother is mentaly ill wanted to stab me with a kitchen knife stole my money abused me >no perspectives in life >bullied in all schools >no friends >living in germany as a non german any protips how to get a gf?
50m (9/27 0:30) - 906707528-7 Re - 0 Img PNG 25KB (1024 × 683) 1024px-Incel_1.png 2 Replies >me >28 lv >never had a gf never talked with women or had female friends ⠀ >my mother is mentaly ill wanted to stab me with a kitchen knife stole my money abused me >no perspectives in life >bullied in all schools >no friends >living in germany as a non german any protips how to get a gf?

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