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Anonymous 09/27/23(Wed)15:09:51 No.187931314 lol 39 KB JPG >regarded as the most advanced country in the world >sleep on the floor
Anonymous 09/27/23(Wed)15:09:51 No.187931314 lol 39 KB JPG >regarded as the most advanced country in the world >sleep on the floor

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Anon gets revenge | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 130 KB JPG 09/20/16(Tue)23:13:45 No.31553691 >>31552889 (OP) # >Got a couple of these notes left in my locker by one girl >I'm an ugly autistic sperg, but not retarded. I instantly deduce that it's a prank of some sort >They came about once a week, asking why I wasn't replying (She left no means to contact her so this further convicted me I was being pranked) >Noticed a trend, the notes came on Wednesdays only between my 3rd and 4th period >Skip 4th period, stake out my locker from the bathroom across the hall >See who dropped the letter in, she's laughing with her friends > let's call her Stacy >Next day I track down Stacy's locker, write some s--- about how I take joy in the fact that her father died when she was young and I hope he's having an excellent time in hell, among some other raunchy s---, full edge mode activated >From: Anonymous >She knew it was me >Get called to principal's office >Threatens to suspend me, Stacy is sitting there crying >Deny that it was me >Principal calls b------- but the administrator says there is no concrete proof that I wrote it >Get off the hook The only time where I've won a battle against a normie
: Anonymous 130 KB JPG 09/20/16(Tue)23:13:45 No.31553691 >>31552889 (OP) # >Got a couple of these notes left in my locker by one girl >I'm an ugly autistic sperg, but not retarded. I instantly deduce that it's a prank of some sort >They came about once a week, asking why I wasn't replying (She left no means to contact her so this further convicted me I was being pranked) >Noticed a trend, the notes came on Wednesdays only between my 3rd and 4th period >Skip 4th period, stake out my locker from the bathroom across the hall >See who dropped the letter in, she's laughing with her friends > let's call her Stacy >Next day I track down Stacy's locker, write some s--- about how I take joy in the fact that her father died when she was young and I hope he's having an excellent time in hell, among some other raunchy s---, full edge mode activated >From: Anonymous >She knew it was me >Get called to principal's office >Threatens to suspend me, Stacy is sitting there crying >Deny that it was me >Principal calls b------- but the administrator says there is no concrete proof that I wrote it >Get off the hook The only time where I've won a battle against a normie

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Italianon exlains flat Earth | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous [] Checkmate atheists ARCTIC OCEAN United States PACIFIC OCEAN Canada United States Mexico Central America Ecuador Peru Greenland (Denmark) Chile ATLANTIC OCEAN -Caribbean Guyana Venez Suriname French Guiana (France) Brazil Bolivia Paraguay Uruguay Iceland U.K treland Portugal 09/28/23(Thu)17:02:18 No.187952010 Dert Noth Bela Ger many ATLANTIC OCEAN Spain France Svalbard (Norway) (CEX Belar Polankraine Italy S Western Algeria Libya Moro unisia. Sahara Nigeria Mol Rom But Armenia Egypt Senegal Maurit Mali Niger Chad Eritrea The Gambia Fang Guinea-Bissau- Cane CAR Estonia Latvia Lithuania Greece Lebanon rad Cyprus Angola Zaret Sudanement South Rum Ethiopia.co Guinea Sudan Sierra Leone Liberia Ghana Benin Demen Cote d'ivoire" Togo Rep. of Equatorial Guinea Congo Gabon Bots ARCTIC OCEAN Turkey Zim Geor SOUTHERN OCEAN sta Jordan Afghan Saudi Arabia >be God >make flat Earth >put Americans on the left >the weight cause Earth rotation Iran Kuwait Qatar Somara Kazakhstan 2 3 UAE Yemenom Uganda Rwanda Tanz Burundi Turkm Malawi South Mozambique Africa Swatini Lesotho Ojbouti zboks you 25 1695895252467.gif 125 KB GIF Pakistan Nepal Russia Kyrgyzstan Tajikistan China Bhutan India INDIAN Madagascar OCEAN Mongolia Laos, Vietnam Taiwan Bur Bangla Cambodia Philippines Sri Lanka Malaysia. Indonesia Korea Japan S. Korea Timor-Leste PACIFIC OCEAN Papua New Guinea Australia Solomon Islands - New Caledonia Fiji New Zealand. Ⓒ2020 Geology.com
: Anonymous [] Checkmate atheists ARCTIC OCEAN United States PACIFIC OCEAN Canada United States Mexico Central America Ecuador Peru Greenland (Denmark) Chile ATLANTIC OCEAN -Caribbean Guyana Venez Suriname French Guiana (France) Brazil Bolivia Paraguay Uruguay Iceland U.K treland Portugal 09/28/23(Thu)17:02:18 No.187952010 Dert Noth Bela Ger many ATLANTIC OCEAN Spain France Svalbard (Norway) (CEX Belar Polankraine Italy S Western Algeria Libya Moro unisia. Sahara Nigeria Mol Rom But Armenia Egypt Senegal Maurit Mali Niger Chad Eritrea The Gambia Fang Guinea-Bissau- Cane CAR Estonia Latvia Lithuania Greece Lebanon rad Cyprus Angola Zaret Sudanement South Rum Ethiopia.co Guinea Sudan Sierra Leone Liberia Ghana Benin Demen Cote d'ivoire" Togo Rep. of Equatorial Guinea Congo Gabon Bots ARCTIC OCEAN Turkey Zim Geor SOUTHERN OCEAN sta Jordan Afghan Saudi Arabia >be God >make flat Earth >put Americans on the left >the weight cause Earth rotation Iran Kuwait Qatar Somara Kazakhstan 2 3 UAE Yemenom Uganda Rwanda Tanz Burundi Turkm Malawi South Mozambique Africa Swatini Lesotho Ojbouti zboks you 25 1695895252467.gif 125 KB GIF Pakistan Nepal Russia Kyrgyzstan Tajikistan China Bhutan India INDIAN Madagascar OCEAN Mongolia Laos, Vietnam Taiwan Bur Bangla Cambodia Philippines Sri Lanka Malaysia. Indonesia Korea Japan S. Korea Timor-Leste PACIFIC OCEAN Papua New Guinea Australia Solomon Islands - New Caledonia Fiji New Zealand. Ⓒ2020 Geology.com

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Anon is crazy | /r/Greentext

172 KB PNG > Be me > Fell in love with classmates at 12 > Dated for 6 years everything was great > At 18 moved out of town for studies > Friends convinced me to hit the beauty salon cause i am kinda ugly > Transformation made everyone in my class flirt with me > Rich guy from class clueless about my BF makes a move > Long story short things get physical > Visit hometown one day BF still unaware of my betrayal > Share my secret with girl bestie, she spills it all > BF furious, nearly attacks me, confronts college BF > Both raging at me, trust in me shattered > Years passed, dad makes me marry a random guy for family honor > He has no idea I cheated on two people and married him and he is a virgin > I am about to have sex with him > mfw
172 KB PNG > Be me > Fell in love with classmates at 12 > Dated for 6 years everything was great > At 18 moved out of town for studies > Friends convinced me to hit the beauty salon cause i am kinda ugly > Transformation made everyone in my class flirt with me > Rich guy from class clueless about my BF makes a move > Long story short things get physical > Visit hometown one day BF still unaware of my betrayal > Share my secret with girl bestie, she spills it all > BF furious, nearly attacks me, confronts college BF > Both raging at me, trust in me shattered > Years passed, dad makes me marry a random guy for family honor > He has no idea I cheated on two people and married him and he is a virgin > I am about to have sex with him > mfw

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Revisiting the Narrative | /r/Greentext

1h (9/28 18:10) 748879995 Re - 3 Img JPG 457KB (1163 × 1733) · 1694827562097486.jpg 3 Replies ●●● : neetsama >kill 3000 Americans and spiral the country into cope and seethe mode >trillions of dollars spent on a meme war across the globe >spend the next decade NEETing with a harem playing FF7 all day Does Osama get overlooked in terms of historic and heroic NEETS?
1h (9/28 18:10) 748879995 Re - 3 Img JPG 457KB (1163 × 1733) · 1694827562097486.jpg 3 Replies ●●● : neetsama >kill 3000 Americans and spiral the country into cope and seethe mode >trillions of dollars spent on a meme war across the globe >spend the next decade NEETing with a harem playing FF7 all day Does Osama get overlooked in terms of historic and heroic NEETS?

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The kid means Anon looks like a pedophile. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 40 KB JPG 08/04/23(Fri)14:48:47 No.74272848 >be me >shopping at walmart bc i need new work shoes >zoomer teen detaches from his little herd comes up to me >"lol hey man i'm looking for underwear for my daughter, what aisle is it in?" >dude is not old enough to have a kid but whatever >point out the aisle to him >right before he walks off i say "just so you know i don't even work here" >whole group is snickering >zoomer says "i know, you just look like someone who would know" >angry as f--- for the rest of my shopping trip what the f--- did he mean by that?
Anonymous 40 KB JPG 08/04/23(Fri)14:48:47 No.74272848 >be me >shopping at walmart bc i need new work shoes >zoomer teen detaches from his little herd comes up to me >"lol hey man i'm looking for underwear for my daughter, what aisle is it in?" >dude is not old enough to have a kid but whatever >point out the aisle to him >right before he walks off i say "just so you know i don't even work here" >whole group is snickering >zoomer says "i know, you just look like someone who would know" >angry as f--- for the rest of my shopping trip what the f--- did he mean by that?

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Germans☕☕☕ | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 77 KB PNG : Anonymous shitpost >invented communism >>74862361 # : Anonymous : Anonymous : Anonymous : Anonymous >started WW1 >started WW2 >shut down nuclear power plants in the middle of energy crisis why is the German race so destructive? 31 KB JPG >>74861711 # 09/26/23(Tue)07:48:23 No.74860771 >destroyed the Roman empire >turned europe into s------- for millennium : Anonymous >created the gayest Holy Roman empire on earth >constantly raged wars with neighbors >started a stupid religious war for hundred years because of a Luther's 09/26/23(Tue)08:08:12 No.74860923 09/26/23(Tue)08:29:02 No.74861058 09/26/23(Tue)08:38:51 No.74861136 09/26/23(Tue)09:25:08 No.74861542 09/26/23(Tue)09:42:19 No.74861702 >>74860771 (OP) # >germans >invented beer >invented heroin >invented meth 09/26/23(Tue)09:43:00 No.74861711
: Anonymous 77 KB PNG : Anonymous shitpost >invented communism >>74862361 # : Anonymous : Anonymous : Anonymous : Anonymous >started WW1 >started WW2 >shut down nuclear power plants in the middle of energy crisis why is the German race so destructive? 31 KB JPG >>74861711 # 09/26/23(Tue)07:48:23 No.74860771 >destroyed the Roman empire >turned europe into s------- for millennium : Anonymous >created the gayest Holy Roman empire on earth >constantly raged wars with neighbors >started a stupid religious war for hundred years because of a Luther's 09/26/23(Tue)08:08:12 No.74860923 09/26/23(Tue)08:29:02 No.74861058 09/26/23(Tue)08:38:51 No.74861136 09/26/23(Tue)09:25:08 No.74861542 09/26/23(Tue)09:42:19 No.74861702 >>74860771 (OP) # >germans >invented beer >invented heroin >invented meth 09/26/23(Tue)09:43:00 No.74861711

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Understanding Communism | /r/Greentext

1/5 OtuyYDIA (OP) BY 3h (9/28 11:19) · 18793304 · 11 Re - 6 Img JPG 167KB (512 × 512) · 1672878238459132.jpg 4 Replies Help your Comrades 3 >communism >everyone is poor This is a psyop. Communism is about owning the value you create and not having it be appropriated by shareholders who create no value themselves. ●●●
1/5 OtuyYDIA (OP) BY 3h (9/28 11:19) · 18793304 · 11 Re - 6 Img JPG 167KB (512 × 512) · 1672878238459132.jpg 4 Replies Help your Comrades 3 >communism >everyone is poor This is a psyop. Communism is about owning the value you create and not having it be appropriated by shareholders who create no value themselves. ●●●

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Android anon joins a group | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/27/23(Wed)11:55:01 No.96253526 ► >>96253676 >>96253867 >>96254478 >>96265119 >>96265180 File: 1688911467266019.gif (38 KB, 399x369) >>96252894 (OP). >forced to work on a team project >everyone gives their numbers so they can be added to group chat for organization >instant group mute >they try to send files but it fails >w-- is happening!!! >why cant we imessage >watch them scramble to figure out how temporary hosting websites function to send a pdf >defeated, they just describe how to find the information somewhere else >witchhunt begins >e-everyone message their name >dont send anything >they dont know what managing the group numbers is so they don't just remove the number that doesn't >project ends >green message 'great job team' and leave the chat
Anonymous 09/27/23(Wed)11:55:01 No.96253526 ► >>96253676 >>96253867 >>96254478 >>96265119 >>96265180 File: 1688911467266019.gif (38 KB, 399x369) >>96252894 (OP). >forced to work on a team project >everyone gives their numbers so they can be added to group chat for organization >instant group mute >they try to send files but it fails >w-- is happening!!! >why cant we imessage >watch them scramble to figure out how temporary hosting websites function to send a pdf >defeated, they just describe how to find the information somewhere else >witchhunt begins >e-everyone message their name >dont send anything >they dont know what managing the group numbers is so they don't just remove the number that doesn't >project ends >green message 'great job team' and leave the chat

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Anon teaches English | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous • 09/28/23(Thu)15:58:36 No.187950576 images - 2023-09-28T174246.851~2.jpg 40 KB JPG >be an English teacher >Literally do nothing all day >Just there as a show thing Most useless existence possible other than NEET
: Anonymous • 09/28/23(Thu)15:58:36 No.187950576 images - 2023-09-28T174246.851~2.jpg 40 KB JPG >be an English teacher >Literally do nothing all day >Just there as a show thing Most useless existence possible other than NEET

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Love on the Rocks | /r/Greentext

13m (9/28 15:07) 74887059 - 10 Re · 1 Img PNG 58KB (225× 225) IMG_6298.png 3 Replies ●●● My gf is a w---- >gf goes to male stip club with friends >when i tell her im uncomfortable with it she calls me a controlling narcissist W-- do i do bros. This isnt the first time shes been weirdly intimate with other men. I really deeply love her and have nobody else in my life.
13m (9/28 15:07) 74887059 - 10 Re · 1 Img PNG 58KB (225× 225) IMG_6298.png 3 Replies ●●● My gf is a w---- >gf goes to male stip club with friends >when i tell her im uncomfortable with it she calls me a controlling narcissist W-- do i do bros. This isnt the first time shes been weirdly intimate with other men. I really deeply love her and have nobody else in my life.

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Anon is going for it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11 KB JPG 9 Replies 10/21/18(Sun)12:27:53 No.48824429 >500 word essay due tomorrow >only have 302 words Tonight's the night I end it b/r9k/s View Thread : Anonymous >>48824429 (OP) # >200 words Isn't that like 5 minutes of work? 10/21/18(Sun)12:35:11 No.48824506
: Anonymous 11 KB JPG 9 Replies 10/21/18(Sun)12:27:53 No.48824429 >500 word essay due tomorrow >only have 302 words Tonight's the night I end it b/r9k/s View Thread : Anonymous >>48824429 (OP) # >200 words Isn't that like 5 minutes of work? 10/21/18(Sun)12:35:11 No.48824506

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Anon's friend is tech illiterate | /r/Greentext

Why is most of genz so f------ retarded with tech? : Why is most of genz so f------(...) 68 KB JPG JAMII 09/27/23 (Wed)11:13:45 No.18786343 >be me rn >helping friend pirate RD1 for Yuzu >send him r/piracy approved site to download file >this mf doesn't have an adblocker >keeps getting redirected to articles and p--- sites and s--- >mfw >finally finds the link that has the download >can't download because of pop-ups covering download button >he sees a link that can be put inside the download manager that's from the site >"do I just press 'save link as' to download the file?" >mfw >finally gets adblocker and downloads the file >took like an hour >mfw
Why is most of genz so f------ retarded with tech? : Why is most of genz so f------(...) 68 KB JPG JAMII 09/27/23 (Wed)11:13:45 No.18786343 >be me rn >helping friend pirate RD1 for Yuzu >send him r/piracy approved site to download file >this mf doesn't have an adblocker >keeps getting redirected to articles and p--- sites and s--- >mfw >finally finds the link that has the download >can't download because of pop-ups covering download button >he sees a link that can be put inside the download manager that's from the site >"do I just press 'save link as' to download the file?" >mfw >finally gets adblocker and downloads the file >took like an hour >mfw

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Anon visits doctor | /r/Greentext

09/28/23(Thu)10:29:10 No.906787976 >suspect something medically wrong with you >go to your doctor >recommends specialist to find out what's wrong >have to play around specialist's schedule so if you have a life outside of sucking doctor's d---- to get an appointment good f------ luck >specialist eventually sees you and finds nothing wrong : Anonymous How do you manage pain? Exercise/Yoga Tylenol/Ibuprofen Alcohol Accupuncture/Massage Heroin Prescriation pain meds I simply live with the pain. See more polls Vote View results 854 KB PNG >recommends you to another specialist >repeat at least 3 times with the bills from each of the visits starting to pile up >finally get someone who knows what the f--- they're talking about >"Oh it's just [really bad thing] that might f--- you up for life if you don't take this medicine and/or we don't perform this surgery" >"By the way that'll be [your life savings] plus tax" >"And, sorry, sweetie, but your insurance called, and they're not covering it because they said so :)" Why is the medical industry like this? Despite the mountainous advancements we've made in terms of medical science over the past half century it still requires you to gamble your work AND social life just for a chance to see someone worth a s---, then they charge an arm and a leg because you had the gall to ask someone do their job regardless if the problem was minor or life-threatening. We live in a society where people would sooner die than be in medical debt for the rest of their life. Where the f--- did we go so wrong as a species where helping your fellow man not f------ die became such a slow and sluggish process?
09/28/23(Thu)10:29:10 No.906787976 >suspect something medically wrong with you >go to your doctor >recommends specialist to find out what's wrong >have to play around specialist's schedule so if you have a life outside of sucking doctor's d---- to get an appointment good f------ luck >specialist eventually sees you and finds nothing wrong : Anonymous How do you manage pain? Exercise/Yoga Tylenol/Ibuprofen Alcohol Accupuncture/Massage Heroin Prescriation pain meds I simply live with the pain. See more polls Vote View results 854 KB PNG >recommends you to another specialist >repeat at least 3 times with the bills from each of the visits starting to pile up >finally get someone who knows what the f--- they're talking about >"Oh it's just [really bad thing] that might f--- you up for life if you don't take this medicine and/or we don't perform this surgery" >"By the way that'll be [your life savings] plus tax" >"And, sorry, sweetie, but your insurance called, and they're not covering it because they said so :)" Why is the medical industry like this? Despite the mountainous advancements we've made in terms of medical science over the past half century it still requires you to gamble your work AND social life just for a chance to see someone worth a s---, then they charge an arm and a leg because you had the gall to ask someone do their job regardless if the problem was minor or life-threatening. We live in a society where people would sooner die than be in medical debt for the rest of their life. Where the f--- did we go so wrong as a species where helping your fellow man not f------ die became such a slow and sluggish process?

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Anon has a theory. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/28/23(Thu)15:02:52 No.74886369 >earth spins around at 1000mph >go outside >there is no 1000mph wind 462 KB PNG you guys actually believe this s---?
: Anonymous 09/28/23(Thu)15:02:52 No.74886369 >earth spins around at 1000mph >go outside >there is no 1000mph wind 462 KB PNG you guys actually believe this s---?

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Anon can't escape | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Make it stop 463 KB PNG 09/27/23(Wed)19:48:35 No.187916790 >be me >Canadian >tired of seeing Indians everywhere >go to Japan for a change of scenery >walk into hotel >"Hello my name is Rakesh how may I help you sir"
: Anonymous Make it stop 463 KB PNG 09/27/23(Wed)19:48:35 No.187916790 >be me >Canadian >tired of seeing Indians everywhere >go to Japan for a change of scenery >walk into hotel >"Hello my name is Rakesh how may I help you sir"

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Wife's a Gamble | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Robots what would you do? 8 KB JPG 08/31/23(Thu)13:45:44 No.74578694 > be me > 22 y/o arabcel in USA > Got a good paying job recently > 21 y/o girl at my mosque asked her dad to talk to my dad about us getting an arranged marriage >dad said all I have to do is say yes, attend a ceremony one week later, and she moves in and I have a wife > too much too fast > want sex and love though > 99% she's a virgin and also has traditional values (obedient as s---..cooks and cleans) > Can't see her face till after marriage, from what I can tell body is very attractive though >>74578804 # I am a gambling man, but this is a very big gamble. What would you guys do anons. : Anonymous 08/31/23(Thu)13:48:55 No.74578732 I think the whole thing is very f----- and that your entire culture should be exterminated sooner than later.
Anonymous Robots what would you do? 8 KB JPG 08/31/23(Thu)13:45:44 No.74578694 > be me > 22 y/o arabcel in USA > Got a good paying job recently > 21 y/o girl at my mosque asked her dad to talk to my dad about us getting an arranged marriage >dad said all I have to do is say yes, attend a ceremony one week later, and she moves in and I have a wife > too much too fast > want sex and love though > 99% she's a virgin and also has traditional values (obedient as s---..cooks and cleans) > Can't see her face till after marriage, from what I can tell body is very attractive though >>74578804 # I am a gambling man, but this is a very big gamble. What would you guys do anons. : Anonymous 08/31/23(Thu)13:48:55 No.74578732 I think the whole thing is very f----- and that your entire culture should be exterminated sooner than later.

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Anon works in big corpo | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 72 KB JPG 07/01/19(Mon)14:41:03 No.803603844 be me > wageslave in big corpo > there is a guy whose title is interview coordinator > his job is to take people off the lobby couch to the person interviewing them > literally 10 metres of walking > i asked another wageslave to send me a spreadsheet > all she did was *click* upload *click* send > "oh, thank you, that's fantastic" > i once wanted to print a piece of paper with "please keep this space tidy" > told my supervisor > he told our manager > 15 minutes debate about what goes on the paper > "ok anon, you can be in charge of this project" > mfw am a project manager now > am gonna kill myself > i cannot take it anymore anons
: Anonymous 72 KB JPG 07/01/19(Mon)14:41:03 No.803603844 be me > wageslave in big corpo > there is a guy whose title is interview coordinator > his job is to take people off the lobby couch to the person interviewing them > literally 10 metres of walking > i asked another wageslave to send me a spreadsheet > all she did was *click* upload *click* send > "oh, thank you, that's fantastic" > i once wanted to print a piece of paper with "please keep this space tidy" > told my supervisor > he told our manager > 15 minutes debate about what goes on the paper > "ok anon, you can be in charge of this project" > mfw am a project manager now > am gonna kill myself > i cannot take it anymore anons

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Anon fucks around with chemicals | /r/Greentext

File: 5a1.jpg (6 KB, 249x201) Anonymous 09/27/23(Wed)19:08:47 No.74878631 [Reply] ► >>74878648 >>74878657 >dissolve sodium nitrite in water to test it >after, figure i wanna see just what it tastes like, apparently it's very bad >merely press my tongue against the spoon that was dipped in it >very salty but not bad at all >become light-headed for the next 15 minutes, vision seems to have latency and get a minor headache i wasn't expecting it to be this potent, w-- Anonymous 09/27/23(Wed)19:11:14 No.74878648 >>74878631 (OP) Bro why did you decide to test literal poison.
File: 5a1.jpg (6 KB, 249x201) Anonymous 09/27/23(Wed)19:08:47 No.74878631 [Reply] ► >>74878648 >>74878657 >dissolve sodium nitrite in water to test it >after, figure i wanna see just what it tastes like, apparently it's very bad >merely press my tongue against the spoon that was dipped in it >very salty but not bad at all >become light-headed for the next 15 minutes, vision seems to have latency and get a minor headache i wasn't expecting it to be this potent, w-- Anonymous 09/27/23(Wed)19:11:14 No.74878648 >>74878631 (OP) Bro why did you decide to test literal poison.

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Anon talks about his neighbors | /r/Greentext

V O Anonymous (ID: 85xqt7pm) 09/15/23(Fri)12:05:09 No.441357302 ✓ >>441360819 >>441360954 >>441365574 >>441367874 >>441369360 >>441377631 (You) IncomparableRich Elephants(...).gif (3.32 MB, 486x360) google yandex iqdb wait There are four lights! >>441347756 I'm Dominican. To put in perspective how subhuman Haitians are: >visiting my grand parents' ranch in the DR almost got me kidnapped by roving Haitian trafficking gangs on almost 3 separate occasions as a child >said roving gangs get murdered by Dominican vigilante neighborhood watch groups or get deported by police frequently >the obvious issue of forest management >some of my grandpa's rancher competitors use cheap illegal Haitian labor and ended up getting murdered in the middle of the night by their Haitian ranch hands But the funniest one: >Haitians are proud of the late night slave meeting at sparked their revolution. At this meeting, the slaves made a bargain with a demon to free them (their own national lore) >got their freedom, but also got monkey pawed and now suffer from constant natural disasters and such because they made a deal with a f------ demon >they literally renew their deal with the demon as a national holiday
V O Anonymous (ID: 85xqt7pm) 09/15/23(Fri)12:05:09 No.441357302 ✓ >>441360819 >>441360954 >>441365574 >>441367874 >>441369360 >>441377631 (You) IncomparableRich Elephants(...).gif (3.32 MB, 486x360) google yandex iqdb wait There are four lights! >>441347756 I'm Dominican. To put in perspective how subhuman Haitians are: >visiting my grand parents' ranch in the DR almost got me kidnapped by roving Haitian trafficking gangs on almost 3 separate occasions as a child >said roving gangs get murdered by Dominican vigilante neighborhood watch groups or get deported by police frequently >the obvious issue of forest management >some of my grandpa's rancher competitors use cheap illegal Haitian labor and ended up getting murdered in the middle of the night by their Haitian ranch hands But the funniest one: >Haitians are proud of the late night slave meeting at sparked their revolution. At this meeting, the slaves made a bargain with a demon to free them (their own national lore) >got their freedom, but also got monkey pawed and now suffer from constant natural disasters and such because they made a deal with a f------ demon >they literally renew their deal with the demon as a national holiday

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