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: Anonymous 264 KB PNG 08/25/23(Fri)18:21:35 No.74514265 >be me >social outcast NEET >decide enough is enough >apply to college >get accepted >first day >make good with those in my class >tutor enter >introduces herself as a they/them >what.jpg >forget after about ten minutes. >after college >talking about the teacher to my peers >use the term 'her' instead of 'they' >>74514318 # >my peers get visibly angry >think nothing of it >after a few days of this, they start to avoid me >social outcast again few feelings are worse than the realisation that the world has moved on without you : Anonymous >>74514265 (OP) # did you clarify you made a mistake instead of doubling down like an obtuse d------- 08/25/23(Fri)18:23:48 No.74514290
: Anonymous 264 KB PNG 08/25/23(Fri)18:21:35 No.74514265 >be me >social outcast NEET >decide enough is enough >apply to college >get accepted >first day >make good with those in my class >tutor enter >introduces herself as a they/them >what.jpg >forget after about ten minutes. >after college >talking about the teacher to my peers >use the term 'her' instead of 'they' >>74514318 # >my peers get visibly angry >think nothing of it >after a few days of this, they start to avoid me >social outcast again few feelings are worse than the realisation that the world has moved on without you : Anonymous >>74514265 (OP) # did you clarify you made a mistake instead of doubling down like an obtuse d------- 08/25/23(Fri)18:23:48 No.74514290

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Not OP 09/03/23(Sun)17:02:03 No.905471123 >>905475817 >swimming at family pool party >my phones connected to music >female cousin asks to change song >gets my phone >leaves after a few minutes >check phone that night >10+ bikini selfies in my camera roll and trash folder
Not OP 09/03/23(Sun)17:02:03 No.905471123 >>905475817 >swimming at family pool party >my phones connected to music >female cousin asks to change song >gets my phone >leaves after a few minutes >check phone that night >10+ bikini selfies in my camera roll and trash folder

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Japanon encounters a woky | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/26/23(Tue)07:57:47 No.74860852 >The other day I said the word "j--" and a white girl told me I can't use that word because it's racist 5 KB PNG >explain that I am Japanese so it's fine >she responds and says it doesn't matter >reply that I can and it's the same reason black people can use the nword >she said I still can't and that the nword is a completely different thing entirely What the f---? Is this true? Are racial groups not allowed to use their own racial slurs? Are black people given some exception for the nword?
: Anonymous 09/26/23(Tue)07:57:47 No.74860852 >The other day I said the word "j--" and a white girl told me I can't use that word because it's racist 5 KB PNG >explain that I am Japanese so it's fine >she responds and says it doesn't matter >reply that I can and it's the same reason black people can use the nword >she said I still can't and that the nword is a completely different thing entirely What the f---? Is this true? Are racial groups not allowed to use their own racial slurs? Are black people given some exception for the nword?

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Anon’s orangutan experience | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/05/22(Mon)14:36:34 No.4294466 You enter a white room. To your left is a beautiful woman made lawful to you, to your right is an orangutan with a xylophone. You can only spend 24 with one of them, who do you choose? >>4294468 # >>4294509 # >>4296477 # 09/08/22(Thu)00:31:15 No.4296477 Anonymous >>4294466 # There is one answer, and no other. Let me paint you a picture. >you enter a white room, nothing inside but two doors. >one labeled "beautiful woman", other "xylophone Orangutan" >you go into the "beautiful woman" door, 24 hours of non stop nagging about random s---. >go into orangutan door, the hippest primate you ever did see is staring at you >the only thing in his eyes is pure happiness at what's in front of him >you both jam out together, taking turns on the xylophone >you bid him a-due, and say your eternal goodbyes. >you remember him fondly for years to come >one day, your in a dark alleyway, and getting mugged >suddenly, you hear the sounds of a xylophone. >your mugger is knocked down with the force of 1000 notes >"you saved my life all those years ago, now I save yours, Ooo ah ah" >you shed a tear
Anonymous 09/05/22(Mon)14:36:34 No.4294466 You enter a white room. To your left is a beautiful woman made lawful to you, to your right is an orangutan with a xylophone. You can only spend 24 with one of them, who do you choose? >>4294468 # >>4294509 # >>4296477 # 09/08/22(Thu)00:31:15 No.4296477 Anonymous >>4294466 # There is one answer, and no other. Let me paint you a picture. >you enter a white room, nothing inside but two doors. >one labeled "beautiful woman", other "xylophone Orangutan" >you go into the "beautiful woman" door, 24 hours of non stop nagging about random s---. >go into orangutan door, the hippest primate you ever did see is staring at you >the only thing in his eyes is pure happiness at what's in front of him >you both jam out together, taking turns on the xylophone >you bid him a-due, and say your eternal goodbyes. >you remember him fondly for years to come >one day, your in a dark alleyway, and getting mugged >suddenly, you hear the sounds of a xylophone. >your mugger is knocked down with the force of 1000 notes >"you saved my life all those years ago, now I save yours, Ooo ah ah" >you shed a tear

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A Hero in Disguise | /r/Greentext

20m (9/29 8:07) - 906834788 · 1 Re · 1 Img PNG 437KB (540 × 429) · biden, my savior.png >Be me. >Recently transitioned. >My dad disowes me. >My mom cries all the time. >My friends abandon me. >Randoms in the internet laugh at me. >Can't live with myself and this transphobic world. >Grab a knife to kms. >*door bell rings*. >Joseph Biden appears in my door. >"It's ok... it's ok". >he hugs me >*drops knife*. >I hug him back. >"It's ok... it's ok." THIS is the reason im voting Biden m------------, Trump would never do this ;
20m (9/29 8:07) - 906834788 · 1 Re · 1 Img PNG 437KB (540 × 429) · biden, my savior.png >Be me. >Recently transitioned. >My dad disowes me. >My mom cries all the time. >My friends abandon me. >Randoms in the internet laugh at me. >Can't live with myself and this transphobic world. >Grab a knife to kms. >*door bell rings*. >Joseph Biden appears in my door. >"It's ok... it's ok". >he hugs me >*drops knife*. >I hug him back. >"It's ok... it's ok." THIS is the reason im voting Biden m------------, Trump would never do this ;

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Anon is insulted | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 176741958 390.2 kB JPG 8 REPLIES 1 REPLY >skyscraper mud huts >fighting with spears >flying around in a spaceship that looks like a tribal mask >magical rhythmic water chopping to open and close the main gate >the woman on the counsel with the mud covered dreadlocks >the man on the counsel with the giant lip plate >stated to be the most powerful, benevolent country on the planet with the most advanced technology and smartest people How does this not come off as insultingly patronizing? I seriously have no idea how they are not only getting away with this, but also having people applaud this as some culturally significant work of art. 10 IMAGES Anonymous | 176743090 that's exactly what brazil is like though 3 hr ago.. Anonymous 176743523 >>176741958 (OP) What's Wakanda's tax policy? REPLY 2 hr ago 2 hr ago
Anonymous | 176741958 390.2 kB JPG 8 REPLIES 1 REPLY >skyscraper mud huts >fighting with spears >flying around in a spaceship that looks like a tribal mask >magical rhythmic water chopping to open and close the main gate >the woman on the counsel with the mud covered dreadlocks >the man on the counsel with the giant lip plate >stated to be the most powerful, benevolent country on the planet with the most advanced technology and smartest people How does this not come off as insultingly patronizing? I seriously have no idea how they are not only getting away with this, but also having people applaud this as some culturally significant work of art. 10 IMAGES Anonymous | 176743090 that's exactly what brazil is like though 3 hr ago.. Anonymous 176743523 >>176741958 (OP) What's Wakanda's tax policy? REPLY 2 hr ago 2 hr ago

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The Medical Meltdown | /r/Greentext

3h (9/29 10:22) · 74896122 · 22 Re - 1 Img GIF 21KB (680 × 544) · 1673032167701.gif 10 Replies □ : >go to doctor for a scheduled appointment >she casually asks me what i do with my friends in my free time >tell her i have no friends >think nothing of it >a few months later, go to another doctor for an unrelated issue >take a peek at the doctor's computer >he has my file open >it says that i have no friends Why did she write that down? What's the point of this?
3h (9/29 10:22) · 74896122 · 22 Re - 1 Img GIF 21KB (680 × 544) · 1673032167701.gif 10 Replies □ : >go to doctor for a scheduled appointment >she casually asks me what i do with my friends in my free time >tell her i have no friends >think nothing of it >a few months later, go to another doctor for an unrelated issue >take a peek at the doctor's computer >he has my file open >it says that i have no friends Why did she write that down? What's the point of this?

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: Anonymous JANNA 45 KB JPG 07/11/22 (Mon)00:47:01 No.69362897 Why don't you: >shave that body >get laser hair removal >throw out all your male underwear and replace them with cute panties >invest in stuff like nail polish, makeup and girls clothes >diet to become close to underweight BMI : Anonymous You can become such a cute boy if you did all of these steps anon 07/11/22 (Mon)00:48:54 No.69362918 Sounds like a lot of effort to get disowned
: Anonymous JANNA 45 KB JPG 07/11/22 (Mon)00:47:01 No.69362897 Why don't you: >shave that body >get laser hair removal >throw out all your male underwear and replace them with cute panties >invest in stuff like nail polish, makeup and girls clothes >diet to become close to underweight BMI : Anonymous You can become such a cute boy if you did all of these steps anon 07/11/22 (Mon)00:48:54 No.69362918 Sounds like a lot of effort to get disowned

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Online Sparks | /r/Greentext

5m (9/28 23:18) 74890535-0 Re - 0 Img GIF 658KB (498 x 263) · banjo-kazooie-banjo.gif >Be me >friends with some spergy e-girl >she gets horny with me >I pick up on it >start fapping together >she shows me her vagina >It's bushier than the jungles of Vietnam >fortunateson.mp3 >Let her know that well she's very attractive >Gently nudge her to deal with that 70s afro between her legs >next time she shows it off it's bald >she always keeps it shaved for me >we eventually got bored of each other and moved on >pretty sure this little e-slut now keeps herself shaved for whatever e-boy she's showing herself to even now What have you done to make the world a better place?
5m (9/28 23:18) 74890535-0 Re - 0 Img GIF 658KB (498 x 263) · banjo-kazooie-banjo.gif >Be me >friends with some spergy e-girl >she gets horny with me >I pick up on it >start fapping together >she shows me her vagina >It's bushier than the jungles of Vietnam >fortunateson.mp3 >Let her know that well she's very attractive >Gently nudge her to deal with that 70s afro between her legs >next time she shows it off it's bald >she always keeps it shaved for me >we eventually got bored of each other and moved on >pretty sure this little e-slut now keeps herself shaved for whatever e-boy she's showing herself to even now What have you done to make the world a better place?

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The Bus to Heartbreak | /r/Greentext

1h (9/29 0:25) 74891187-6 Re - 0 Img JPG 98KB (500 × 558) - guts.jpg 3 Replies >Girl sits next to me in the bus even though there are other sits available >by the end I tell her "excuse me" to leave the bus because we were about to approach where I was headed to. She just smiles and does it immediately. >As I leave I notice through window reflections that she is staring at me, when I look towards her she just smiles at me. >leave Did I f--- up my only chance? Did Allah decide to bless me and I f----- up nonetheless?
1h (9/29 0:25) 74891187-6 Re - 0 Img JPG 98KB (500 × 558) - guts.jpg 3 Replies >Girl sits next to me in the bus even though there are other sits available >by the end I tell her "excuse me" to leave the bus because we were about to approach where I was headed to. She just smiles and does it immediately. >As I leave I notice through window reflections that she is staring at me, when I look towards her she just smiles at me. >leave Did I f--- up my only chance? Did Allah decide to bless me and I f----- up nonetheless?

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Anon's dad is a mastermind | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/29/23 (Fri)06:00:00 No.11732823 >2010 >be 15 >mom tells dad to mow the lawn >"ok will do" >mom leaves >5 min later dad tells me to mow the lawn >says I cant go out the whole weekend if I refuse >have to mow the lawn >dad gives me 15 bucks as payment >"wow thanks dad...20 bucks would be better tho" >"you get another 5 bucks if you tell your mom I did the lawnmowing" >surewhatever.jpg >mom comes home >surprised to hear dad really mowed the lawn >says she thought he will simply forget it >dad says he sure does what the most beautiful woman in the world asks him to do :^) >mom is impressed also blushes >leave house because so cringe >meet with friends >come home to hearing my dad loudly banging my mom smart mofo outplayed as all, got p---- while doing nothing for getting it
Anonymous 09/29/23 (Fri)06:00:00 No.11732823 >2010 >be 15 >mom tells dad to mow the lawn >"ok will do" >mom leaves >5 min later dad tells me to mow the lawn >says I cant go out the whole weekend if I refuse >have to mow the lawn >dad gives me 15 bucks as payment >"wow thanks dad...20 bucks would be better tho" >"you get another 5 bucks if you tell your mom I did the lawnmowing" >surewhatever.jpg >mom comes home >surprised to hear dad really mowed the lawn >says she thought he will simply forget it >dad says he sure does what the most beautiful woman in the world asks him to do :^) >mom is impressed also blushes >leave house because so cringe >meet with friends >come home to hearing my dad loudly banging my mom smart mofo outplayed as all, got p---- while doing nothing for getting it

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Don't let girls inside your friend groups. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)12:14:07 No.893410448 ► >Be me >Be in this friend group for 5+ years, we all met online p much >Mostly boys, with one or two girls >Hang out everyday on Discord in VC, meet IRL pretty often, talk about literally everything, play lots of vidya, have the dumbest arguments and the most emotional convos >Literally my best friends ever, we all love each other a ton >One of the boys, let's call him Jason, has been dating this girl in our friend group, let's call her Stephany, for 4+ years at this point >Suddenly they break up, messy stuff but the friend group stays intact. Jason is super depressed though, Stephany looks mostly okay, bounces back up very quick >Another boy from the friend group, let's call him Todd, starts secretly dating Stephany despite being Jason's best friend in the group >Jason eventually finds out, immediately leaves the friend group, cuts all communication with us >We're all panicking because he won't answer to messages, we're afraid he might kill himself, never hear of him again >Todd feels like s---, is super depressed >Stephany acts depressed at first, but bounces back very quickly. Is back to normal within a few weeks like nothing happened, while the rest of us are still shocked and somewhat depressed >Just yesterday another boy leaves the friend group because he couldn't bear Jason's sudden leave, cuts all communication with us and calls us d---- for not standing up with Jason Never let girls inside your friend groups, bros. They will tear it to shreds
Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)12:14:07 No.893410448 ► >Be me >Be in this friend group for 5+ years, we all met online p much >Mostly boys, with one or two girls >Hang out everyday on Discord in VC, meet IRL pretty often, talk about literally everything, play lots of vidya, have the dumbest arguments and the most emotional convos >Literally my best friends ever, we all love each other a ton >One of the boys, let's call him Jason, has been dating this girl in our friend group, let's call her Stephany, for 4+ years at this point >Suddenly they break up, messy stuff but the friend group stays intact. Jason is super depressed though, Stephany looks mostly okay, bounces back up very quick >Another boy from the friend group, let's call him Todd, starts secretly dating Stephany despite being Jason's best friend in the group >Jason eventually finds out, immediately leaves the friend group, cuts all communication with us >We're all panicking because he won't answer to messages, we're afraid he might kill himself, never hear of him again >Todd feels like s---, is super depressed >Stephany acts depressed at first, but bounces back very quickly. Is back to normal within a few weeks like nothing happened, while the rest of us are still shocked and somewhat depressed >Just yesterday another boy leaves the friend group because he couldn't bear Jason's sudden leave, cuts all communication with us and calls us d---- for not standing up with Jason Never let girls inside your friend groups, bros. They will tear it to shreds

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RIP Dumbledore | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 5 KB JPG 09/28/23(Thu)23:00:15 No.190379606 >"I must go now, Anon. My time has come." >The white mist began to swirl around him. He was fading. >"But don't stop shitposting on mt account, Anon. Don't let your memories of me fade." >He stretched his legs one last time. >"Don't forget: I might be off this ride, but you're here forever." >He passed calmly.
: Anonymous 5 KB JPG 09/28/23(Thu)23:00:15 No.190379606 >"I must go now, Anon. My time has come." >The white mist began to swirl around him. He was fading. >"But don't stop shitposting on mt account, Anon. Don't let your memories of me fade." >He stretched his legs one last time. >"Don't forget: I might be off this ride, but you're here forever." >He passed calmly.

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Anon is a bottom mathematician | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 96 KB JPG 08/02/21 (Mon)08:44:21 No.21734413 >be bottom mathematician >be dating top engineer >he gets mad at me when I do unconventional notation like using j for imaginary numbers instead of i or not using leading zeros to represent probability >today me and him went on a hike and we wanted to calculate the mean threshold for optimal slope ravine navigating >when setting up the integral suddenly an epiphany hits me >if dx can be treated as an operative and if integral multiplication among the reals is associative then it shouldn't matter if the dx ends the integral or starts the integral. >put the dx before the integral I got hate f----- so hard that night
: Anonymous 96 KB JPG 08/02/21 (Mon)08:44:21 No.21734413 >be bottom mathematician >be dating top engineer >he gets mad at me when I do unconventional notation like using j for imaginary numbers instead of i or not using leading zeros to represent probability >today me and him went on a hike and we wanted to calculate the mean threshold for optimal slope ravine navigating >when setting up the integral suddenly an epiphany hits me >if dx can be treated as an operative and if integral multiplication among the reals is associative then it shouldn't matter if the dx ends the integral or starts the integral. >put the dx before the integral I got hate f----- so hard that night

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The Principles of Newspeak | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 41 KB JPG 08/24/23(Thu)15:37:40 No.74500275 >be me >chatting with a zoomer girl I matched with on Bumble >unironically calls p--- "corn" >ask if she means p--- >says it comes from using tiktok and not wanting to get flagged by the Al or something >but she uses it in everyday life >says "unalive" instead of "kill" or "dead" >says "seggs" instead of "sex" >says "grape" instead of "r---" >says "le$bian" instead of "lesbian" there's more that I can't remember rn. it pisses me the f--- off. does this annoy anybody else?
Anonymous 41 KB JPG 08/24/23(Thu)15:37:40 No.74500275 >be me >chatting with a zoomer girl I matched with on Bumble >unironically calls p--- "corn" >ask if she means p--- >says it comes from using tiktok and not wanting to get flagged by the Al or something >but she uses it in everyday life >says "unalive" instead of "kill" or "dead" >says "seggs" instead of "sex" >says "grape" instead of "r---" >says "le$bian" instead of "lesbian" there's more that I can't remember rn. it pisses me the f--- off. does this annoy anybody else?

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Anon got bond burgered | /r/Greentext

ⒸITT: Forgotten memes of /tv/ past Anonymous 05/29/19(Wed)13:51:53 No. 115776015 Anonymous 05/29/19(Wed)16:28:12 No.115783989>>115784275 >>115784363 >>1157 epic.jpg (21 KB, 540x464) google yandex iqdb wait Last night I your sister Anonymous 05/29/19(Wed)16:35:46 No.115784 bond burger.jpg (93 KB, 640x480) google yand Bod >>115783989 >>115783989 >last night I Pierce Brosnan hamburgered your sister Anonymous 05/29/19(Wed)17:08:14 No.115785 Anonymous 05/29/19(Wed)16:33:51 No.115784275 >>115797959 >>115804233 >>115805011 1553714039048.jpg (22 KB, 526x423) google yandex iqdb wait >>115783989 BOND ABURGERED Anonymous 05/29/19(Wed)17:12:33 No. 115786 1558982850856.jpg (97 KB, 838x838) google y Anonymous 05/29/19(Wed)17:56:23 No.1 >>115783989 spy bun sister? >>115783989 wait a minute Anonymous 05/29/19(Wed)20:42:28 No.1 >>115783989 you bondburgered my sister? Anonymous 05/29/19(Wed)18:05:39 No. 115788954>>115797815 Anonymous 05/29/19(Wed)20:47:41 No. 115797815 >>115797959 >> >>115783989 >>115788954 >>115783989 It makes sense if you combine it with the architect meme >last night I had Pierce beef up your sister Anonymous 05/29/19(Wed)18:36:10 No. 115790509 Anonymous 05/29/19(Wed)19:22:11 No.115792996 >>115797959 >>115804233 >> >>115783989 >>115783989 So is it "pierced in n' out" or 69'd? It's "pierced the buns of your sister. nonymous 05/29/19(Wed)20:49:48 No. 115797959 >>115798746 >>115801022 >>115802446 >>115805011 >>115783989 >>115784275 >>115785879 >>115786088 >>115788420 >>115788954 >>115790509 >>115792996 >>115797506 >>115797815 ITS SILENTLY POUNDED F---. I MADE THIS ONE NIGHT AND THOUGHT PEOPLE WOULD GET IT. TURNS OUT YOU GUYS ARE ALL STUPID F------ MONGOLOIDS. Anonymous 05/29/19(Wed)21:05:55 No. 115798746 ✓ Anonymous 05/29/19(Wed)22:24:08 No. 115802446 >>115797959 no you retard it's bond burgered >>115797959 It's gun bunned
ⒸITT: Forgotten memes of /tv/ past Anonymous 05/29/19(Wed)13:51:53 No. 115776015 Anonymous 05/29/19(Wed)16:28:12 No.115783989>>115784275 >>115784363 >>1157 epic.jpg (21 KB, 540x464) google yandex iqdb wait Last night I your sister Anonymous 05/29/19(Wed)16:35:46 No.115784 bond burger.jpg (93 KB, 640x480) google yand Bod >>115783989 >>115783989 >last night I Pierce Brosnan hamburgered your sister Anonymous 05/29/19(Wed)17:08:14 No.115785 Anonymous 05/29/19(Wed)16:33:51 No.115784275 >>115797959 >>115804233 >>115805011 1553714039048.jpg (22 KB, 526x423) google yandex iqdb wait >>115783989 BOND ABURGERED Anonymous 05/29/19(Wed)17:12:33 No. 115786 1558982850856.jpg (97 KB, 838x838) google y Anonymous 05/29/19(Wed)17:56:23 No.1 >>115783989 spy bun sister? >>115783989 wait a minute Anonymous 05/29/19(Wed)20:42:28 No.1 >>115783989 you bondburgered my sister? Anonymous 05/29/19(Wed)18:05:39 No. 115788954>>115797815 Anonymous 05/29/19(Wed)20:47:41 No. 115797815 >>115797959 >> >>115783989 >>115788954 >>115783989 It makes sense if you combine it with the architect meme >last night I had Pierce beef up your sister Anonymous 05/29/19(Wed)18:36:10 No. 115790509 Anonymous 05/29/19(Wed)19:22:11 No.115792996 >>115797959 >>115804233 >> >>115783989 >>115783989 So is it "pierced in n' out" or 69'd? It's "pierced the buns of your sister. nonymous 05/29/19(Wed)20:49:48 No. 115797959 >>115798746 >>115801022 >>115802446 >>115805011 >>115783989 >>115784275 >>115785879 >>115786088 >>115788420 >>115788954 >>115790509 >>115792996 >>115797506 >>115797815 ITS SILENTLY POUNDED F---. I MADE THIS ONE NIGHT AND THOUGHT PEOPLE WOULD GET IT. TURNS OUT YOU GUYS ARE ALL STUPID F------ MONGOLOIDS. Anonymous 05/29/19(Wed)21:05:55 No. 115798746 ✓ Anonymous 05/29/19(Wed)22:24:08 No. 115802446 >>115797959 no you retard it's bond burgered >>115797959 It's gun bunned

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Breaking Free from Poverty | /r/Greentext

38m (9/29 1:17) · 74891673 · 1 Re - 1 Img PNG 93KB (396 × 385) · ea4.png 1 Reply G : You have no excuse to be poor in 2023 if American >California literally legalized theft >all stores throughout most states are unable to prosecute you for stealing >weakest government of all time >weakest IRS of all time >weakest military of all time So.. why aren't you stealing or debt maxxing to get rich? You have no excuse not to unless you just don't like money.
38m (9/29 1:17) · 74891673 · 1 Re - 1 Img PNG 93KB (396 × 385) · ea4.png 1 Reply G : You have no excuse to be poor in 2023 if American >California literally legalized theft >all stores throughout most states are unable to prosecute you for stealing >weakest government of all time >weakest IRS of all time >weakest military of all time So.. why aren't you stealing or debt maxxing to get rich? You have no excuse not to unless you just don't like money.

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Anon jacks off and is horrified. | /r/Greentext

File :1182758495.jpg-(21 KB, 450x337, dead_ant.jpg) >>06/25/07(Mon)04:01:59 No.30920594 Your urethra.. >> 06/25/07(Mon)04:02:50 No.30920668 Other ants >>06/25/07(Mon)04:03:32 No.30920729 >>30920594 God damn it, Anonymous. My apartment has ant problems sometimes during this time of year, but I've never seen them outside of the kitchen, and certainly nowhere near or in my bed. I don't have a roommate or a gf or anything, so I think I can rule out someone playing a prank on me >>06/25/07(Mon) 04:03:41 No.30920740 That's what you get for shoving Pixie Stix up your d-------. >>06/25/07(Mon)04:07:53 No.30921073 They have obviously accepted you as their new queen. I assume they will be mass produced for the war with rival ants? 06/25/07(Mon) 04:01:35 No.30920557 Okay, /b/, I hope you can explain what happened to me. I just jacked off into a napkin. Okay, fine, that's normal, it's what I usually do before I go to sleep. Only along with the usual globs of semen came a few carcasses of dead ants, and a significant amount of blood. I'm not going to be able to sleep the rest of the night. Where the f--- did those ants come from? >>06/25/07(Mon)04:09:37 No.30921208 Stop f------ whining. Your d--- shoots ants >> O 5/25/07(Mon)04:10:16 No.30921260 >>30921208 OP NEEDS TO FIGHT CRIME >>06/25/07(Mon)04:10:57 No.30921304 i can see it now... How do I shoot ant?" >>06/25/07(Mon) 04:11:47 No.30921370 You just awakened your mutant ability. Now you must c-- ants inside girls and spread your newfound powers >>06/25/07(Mon)04:12:34 No.30921424 OP has evolved into a killing machine. >>06/25/07(Mon)04:12:51 No.30921447 F--- you OP, I was about to fap before I read this thread. >>06/25/07(Mon)04:13:40 No.30921506 1. BUY MASK 2. FIGHT CRIMINALS WITH YOUR MAGIC D--- ANTS 3. ??? 4. PROFIT!!!! >>06/25/07(Mon)04 13:58 No.30921522 >>30920557 OP is the next step in human/ant symbiosis. Separate we are weak, but together nothing can stop us! >>06/25/07(Mon)04:14:51 No 30921593 I CAME INSECTS >>06/25/07(Mon)04:15:29 No.30921631 >>30921593 OH LAWD >>06/25/07(Mon)04:15:43 No.30921643 >>30921506 lolwut? >> 06/25/07(Mon)04:17:00 No.30921733 thats what you get for f------ an ant hill >>06/25/07(Mon) 04:19:16 No.30921892 >>30921733 f------ end of thread. I lol'd hard >> 06/25/07(Mon) 04:27:35 No.30922416 /r/ ant p--- >>06/25/07(Mon)04:28:27 No.30922463 bitches don't know bout my d--- ants >>06/25/07(Mon)04:28:47 No.30922490 You have to stick your d--- in an anthill so they can go back home. >>06/25/07(Mon)04:29:13 No.30922521 >>30922463 please turn into image macro >>06/25/07(Mon)04:30:55 No.30922628 >>30922490 LOL listen to this man. >>06/25/07(Mon)04:32:23 No.30922723 File 1182760343.jpg-(93 KB, 750x600, The rules.jpg) CMON /B/ I DEMAND RULE 34 THE BULES. >>06/25/07(Mon)04:32:04 No.30922697 File 1182760324.png-(11 KB, 600x472, you.png) >>30922697 >>06/25/07 (Mon)04:33:23 No.30922793 oh f---, i lol'd >>06/25/07(Mon)04:34:32 No.30922868. I know how to solve this problem.... GET AN ANTEATER TO SUCK YOUR D---! ITS A WIN WIN U GET RID OF THE ANTS AND U GET YOUR D--- SUCKED! >>30922868 ITS FOOLPROOF >>30920557 I drew this for you op.. >>06/25/07(Mon) 04:35:26 No.30922936 on.... d--- ants? >>06/25/07(Mon)04:39:22 No.30923190 i've lol'd at nearly every post in this thread >>06/25/07(Mon)04:40:26 No.30923263 >>30922723 >>06/25/07(Mon)04:40:55 No.30923294 Dat File 1182760855.png-(13 KB, 600x472, you.png) >>30922723 Op and his d--- ants >>06/25/07(Mon)04:42:01 No.30923358 File 1182760921.jpg-(18 KB, 204x252, antcloseup.jpg) I AM AN ANT AND I LOVE SEMEN, I MUST HAVE MORE SEMEN, GARBLE GARBLE >>06/25/07(Mon)04:46:43 No 30923683 This is just like the time i put sugar in my ass
File :1182758495.jpg-(21 KB, 450x337, dead_ant.jpg) >>06/25/07(Mon)04:01:59 No.30920594 Your urethra.. >> 06/25/07(Mon)04:02:50 No.30920668 Other ants >>06/25/07(Mon)04:03:32 No.30920729 >>30920594 God damn it, Anonymous. My apartment has ant problems sometimes during this time of year, but I've never seen them outside of the kitchen, and certainly nowhere near or in my bed. I don't have a roommate or a gf or anything, so I think I can rule out someone playing a prank on me >>06/25/07(Mon) 04:03:41 No.30920740 That's what you get for shoving Pixie Stix up your d-------. >>06/25/07(Mon)04:07:53 No.30921073 They have obviously accepted you as their new queen. I assume they will be mass produced for the war with rival ants? 06/25/07(Mon) 04:01:35 No.30920557 Okay, /b/, I hope you can explain what happened to me. I just jacked off into a napkin. Okay, fine, that's normal, it's what I usually do before I go to sleep. Only along with the usual globs of semen came a few carcasses of dead ants, and a significant amount of blood. I'm not going to be able to sleep the rest of the night. Where the f--- did those ants come from? >>06/25/07(Mon)04:09:37 No.30921208 Stop f------ whining. Your d--- shoots ants >> O 5/25/07(Mon)04:10:16 No.30921260 >>30921208 OP NEEDS TO FIGHT CRIME >>06/25/07(Mon)04:10:57 No.30921304 i can see it now... How do I shoot ant?" >>06/25/07(Mon) 04:11:47 No.30921370 You just awakened your mutant ability. Now you must c-- ants inside girls and spread your newfound powers >>06/25/07(Mon)04:12:34 No.30921424 OP has evolved into a killing machine. >>06/25/07(Mon)04:12:51 No.30921447 F--- you OP, I was about to fap before I read this thread. >>06/25/07(Mon)04:13:40 No.30921506 1. BUY MASK 2. FIGHT CRIMINALS WITH YOUR MAGIC D--- ANTS 3. ??? 4. PROFIT!!!! >>06/25/07(Mon)04 13:58 No.30921522 >>30920557 OP is the next step in human/ant symbiosis. Separate we are weak, but together nothing can stop us! >>06/25/07(Mon)04:14:51 No 30921593 I CAME INSECTS >>06/25/07(Mon)04:15:29 No.30921631 >>30921593 OH LAWD >>06/25/07(Mon)04:15:43 No.30921643 >>30921506 lolwut? >> 06/25/07(Mon)04:17:00 No.30921733 thats what you get for f------ an ant hill >>06/25/07(Mon) 04:19:16 No.30921892 >>30921733 f------ end of thread. I lol'd hard >> 06/25/07(Mon) 04:27:35 No.30922416 /r/ ant p--- >>06/25/07(Mon)04:28:27 No.30922463 bitches don't know bout my d--- ants >>06/25/07(Mon)04:28:47 No.30922490 You have to stick your d--- in an anthill so they can go back home. >>06/25/07(Mon)04:29:13 No.30922521 >>30922463 please turn into image macro >>06/25/07(Mon)04:30:55 No.30922628 >>30922490 LOL listen to this man. >>06/25/07(Mon)04:32:23 No.30922723 File 1182760343.jpg-(93 KB, 750x600, The rules.jpg) CMON /B/ I DEMAND RULE 34 THE BULES. >>06/25/07(Mon)04:32:04 No.30922697 File 1182760324.png-(11 KB, 600x472, you.png) >>30922697 >>06/25/07 (Mon)04:33:23 No.30922793 oh f---, i lol'd >>06/25/07(Mon)04:34:32 No.30922868. I know how to solve this problem.... GET AN ANTEATER TO SUCK YOUR D---! ITS A WIN WIN U GET RID OF THE ANTS AND U GET YOUR D--- SUCKED! >>30922868 ITS FOOLPROOF >>30920557 I drew this for you op.. >>06/25/07(Mon) 04:35:26 No.30922936 on.... d--- ants? >>06/25/07(Mon)04:39:22 No.30923190 i've lol'd at nearly every post in this thread >>06/25/07(Mon)04:40:26 No.30923263 >>30922723 >>06/25/07(Mon)04:40:55 No.30923294 Dat File 1182760855.png-(13 KB, 600x472, you.png) >>30922723 Op and his d--- ants >>06/25/07(Mon)04:42:01 No.30923358 File 1182760921.jpg-(18 KB, 204x252, antcloseup.jpg) I AM AN ANT AND I LOVE SEMEN, I MUST HAVE MORE SEMEN, GARBLE GARBLE >>06/25/07(Mon)04:46:43 No 30923683 This is just like the time i put sugar in my ass

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View Same OCR Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace tfw.jpg, 26KiB, 564x518 >tfw political prosecution of Asperger men motorAnon ID: kp4zioh8 Sat 05 Aug 2023 20:15:57 No.436995585 >be me >legit clairvoyant genius, bordering on predicting the future >dont connect with 99.9% of "humans" (normies) because theyre clinically retarded compared to me >never had any friends or GFs (women instinctively hate aspie men because we dont fall for their manipulation) >go to med school >keep getting suspended for 6 months every year in there because "i dunno hes just weird" >teachers legit put that in the reports: "he does everything right but hes just weird, he creeps us out when he does X, Y, Z" >med school exam commission says they have to suspend me but cant kick me out because i literally didnt do anything wrong >takes me 10 years to finish med school >become a raging alcoholic every time they suspend me >in a blackout drunk stupor I torture one of my rabbits in my own garden and get convicted for it due to a coalburner videotaping it >allegedly kick my annoying puppy dog in garden, police raid my home SWAT style like I killed someone >police report this to med school, why you might ask? Because the local officer was angry I got off >med school exam committe says they refuse to issue my diploma now despite having all points from the curriculum >got fired from job because it depended on the diploma >destitute Replies: 336 View Report >hurrrr its your fault for being a degenerate alcoholic My dear asperger brothers, with my whole heart I strongly recommend you to just go NEET and never try to do anything in academics, especially if youre not a cuck and insist on speaking your mind like a man. You will be chewed out and you will realize too late that your success has nothing to do with your actual results but on how much other "humans" (normies) like you. Yes, LIKE you. The entire world hates us. Being high IQ is like being a nobleman during the French revolution. Asperger isnt even real, it stems from being so high IQ that you never connect with other people because their thoughts are on the level of a dog compared to you so you never socialize. Conclusion: death to normies. View Report motorAnon ID:rDjuDoj6 Sun 30 Jul 2023 13:14:22 No.436277701 >>436277232 Graduated med school and was set to do medical evaluations at home/while eating breakfast at 5 pailles in Paris. Then some cop seethed that i beat a criminal court case concerning me allegedly kicking my dog (the horror i know) and he sent emails to my university who then halted my diploma as they were signing it. So now im an effective neet, no job, no education, even my high school education was now basically retroactively for nothing. Thats why i tell you guys: dont try, stay neet. Its so easy to have decades of work and money ruined by either divorce or just some cop spitefully sending emails around/harrassing you/ false accusations. Dont try, you cant win.
View Same OCR Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace tfw.jpg, 26KiB, 564x518 >tfw political prosecution of Asperger men motorAnon ID: kp4zioh8 Sat 05 Aug 2023 20:15:57 No.436995585 >be me >legit clairvoyant genius, bordering on predicting the future >dont connect with 99.9% of "humans" (normies) because theyre clinically retarded compared to me >never had any friends or GFs (women instinctively hate aspie men because we dont fall for their manipulation) >go to med school >keep getting suspended for 6 months every year in there because "i dunno hes just weird" >teachers legit put that in the reports: "he does everything right but hes just weird, he creeps us out when he does X, Y, Z" >med school exam commission says they have to suspend me but cant kick me out because i literally didnt do anything wrong >takes me 10 years to finish med school >become a raging alcoholic every time they suspend me >in a blackout drunk stupor I torture one of my rabbits in my own garden and get convicted for it due to a coalburner videotaping it >allegedly kick my annoying puppy dog in garden, police raid my home SWAT style like I killed someone >police report this to med school, why you might ask? Because the local officer was angry I got off >med school exam committe says they refuse to issue my diploma now despite having all points from the curriculum >got fired from job because it depended on the diploma >destitute Replies: 336 View Report >hurrrr its your fault for being a degenerate alcoholic My dear asperger brothers, with my whole heart I strongly recommend you to just go NEET and never try to do anything in academics, especially if youre not a cuck and insist on speaking your mind like a man. You will be chewed out and you will realize too late that your success has nothing to do with your actual results but on how much other "humans" (normies) like you. Yes, LIKE you. The entire world hates us. Being high IQ is like being a nobleman during the French revolution. Asperger isnt even real, it stems from being so high IQ that you never connect with other people because their thoughts are on the level of a dog compared to you so you never socialize. Conclusion: death to normies. View Report motorAnon ID:rDjuDoj6 Sun 30 Jul 2023 13:14:22 No.436277701 >>436277232 Graduated med school and was set to do medical evaluations at home/while eating breakfast at 5 pailles in Paris. Then some cop seethed that i beat a criminal court case concerning me allegedly kicking my dog (the horror i know) and he sent emails to my university who then halted my diploma as they were signing it. So now im an effective neet, no job, no education, even my high school education was now basically retroactively for nothing. Thats why i tell you guys: dont try, stay neet. Its so easy to have decades of work and money ruined by either divorce or just some cop spitefully sending emails around/harrassing you/ false accusations. Dont try, you cant win.

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11m (9/28 10:11) 442685363.29 Re - 3 Img JPG 234KB (1080 x 1162) · Screenshot_20230928-110749_Chrome.jpg 9 Replies Disney Animation Promos @DisneyAPromos The official trailer for Disney's #Wish The movie hits theaters on Nov. 22. Disney WISH From Disney Animation eng 10:00 AM - Sep 27, 2023 9M Views TIFFICIAL TRAILER Follow NEW JEWSLOP JUST DROPPED >be white king with power to grant anyone's wishes >instead of using this godlike power to rule the world, preside over your kingdom and hear the wishes of the people /1707062730895540666 is out >if their wishes are worthy and noble, grant it to them >suddenly retarded quirky muttess appears >granting wishes responsibly is... le bad >you must grant all of everyone's wishes all the time and if you don't that means you're gigahitler https://twitter.com/DisneyAPromos/status 1/1 KGypsGqY. AC 9m (9/28 10:13). 442685545 1 Reply 1/3 h7Szqgn5##!!1sGRVCL7Exa US 8m (9/28 10:14). 442685669 5 Replies Obviously the twist at the end is that the king is going to be good. Why would anyone deserve free wishes anyway. If thats not the twist it's a badly written story. >jewslop It's just a movie? What's the big deal?
11m (9/28 10:11) 442685363.29 Re - 3 Img JPG 234KB (1080 x 1162) · Screenshot_20230928-110749_Chrome.jpg 9 Replies Disney Animation Promos @DisneyAPromos The official trailer for Disney's #Wish The movie hits theaters on Nov. 22. Disney WISH From Disney Animation eng 10:00 AM - Sep 27, 2023 9M Views TIFFICIAL TRAILER Follow NEW JEWSLOP JUST DROPPED >be white king with power to grant anyone's wishes >instead of using this godlike power to rule the world, preside over your kingdom and hear the wishes of the people /1707062730895540666 is out >if their wishes are worthy and noble, grant it to them >suddenly retarded quirky muttess appears >granting wishes responsibly is... le bad >you must grant all of everyone's wishes all the time and if you don't that means you're gigahitler https://twitter.com/DisneyAPromos/status 1/1 KGypsGqY. AC 9m (9/28 10:13). 442685545 1 Reply 1/3 h7Szqgn5##!!1sGRVCL7Exa US 8m (9/28 10:14). 442685669 5 Replies Obviously the twist at the end is that the king is going to be good. Why would anyone deserve free wishes anyway. If thats not the twist it's a badly written story. >jewslop It's just a movie? What's the big deal?

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