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Anonymous B Fly 09/24/24(Tue)11:00:55 No.689825023 PS2 PS3 PS4 PSSPSS Payton 2.45 MB PNG >$800 A reminder buying a PS5 Pro means that you're buying 5 copies of Concord it is $300 higher so that they recover from that flop
Anonymous B Fly 09/24/24(Tue)11:00:55 No.689825023 PS2 PS3 PS4 PSSPSS Payton 2.45 MB PNG >$800 A reminder buying a PS5 Pro means that you're buying 5 copies of Concord it is $300 higher so that they recover from that flop

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Anon has a girlfriend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 295 KB PNG 12/15/21(Wed)15:04:47 No.66575792 >girl I've been paying $600 a month to be my girlfriend says she's caught feelings for me and has started refusing my money >gave me back $1800 out of the $3000 I've paid so far >says she'll give me back the rest when she gets the money >wants to see me more often now What do I do now? Anonymous >>66575792 (OP) >What do I do now? enjoy your gf for free? 12/15/21(Wed)15:07:20 No.66575822
Anonymous 295 KB PNG 12/15/21(Wed)15:04:47 No.66575792 >girl I've been paying $600 a month to be my girlfriend says she's caught feelings for me and has started refusing my money >gave me back $1800 out of the $3000 I've paid so far >says she'll give me back the rest when she gets the money >wants to see me more often now What do I do now? Anonymous >>66575792 (OP) >What do I do now? enjoy your gf for free? 12/15/21(Wed)15:07:20 No.66575822

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anon is a history buff | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 24 KB PNG >come back 09/25/24(Wed)10:12:02 No.924988264 >be me >order Kriegsmarine flag from some website, 70 usd >hang it up next to Kriegsmarine warship collection >grandfather killed nazis and s--- during ww2, have disclaimer that it is for historical display only >go to college >maintenance found the model bismarck, Kriegsmarine flag, and Maus while doing some work >reports me to head of dorm >mfw have to throw out 1k usd collection or be expelled >whatever, can just buy more >go back to flag site, buy Japanese Battle Flag, Italian War Flag, and NATO Flag, as well as my f------ kriegsmarine flag >"you offended people with it" >mfw history isn't allowed >tells me the current flag of Germany is banned too, not even a swastika it's the german eagle from amazon >meanwhile other flags that are MORE offensive are fine >mfw what the f---, I f------ hate this f------ s---. My last college didn't care, yet retardville university does care. "Wahhhh you're offending the Jews, they need respect too!"
: Anonymous 24 KB PNG >come back 09/25/24(Wed)10:12:02 No.924988264 >be me >order Kriegsmarine flag from some website, 70 usd >hang it up next to Kriegsmarine warship collection >grandfather killed nazis and s--- during ww2, have disclaimer that it is for historical display only >go to college >maintenance found the model bismarck, Kriegsmarine flag, and Maus while doing some work >reports me to head of dorm >mfw have to throw out 1k usd collection or be expelled >whatever, can just buy more >go back to flag site, buy Japanese Battle Flag, Italian War Flag, and NATO Flag, as well as my f------ kriegsmarine flag >"you offended people with it" >mfw history isn't allowed >tells me the current flag of Germany is banned too, not even a swastika it's the german eagle from amazon >meanwhile other flags that are MORE offensive are fine >mfw what the f---, I f------ hate this f------ s---. My last college didn't care, yet retardville university does care. "Wahhhh you're offending the Jews, they need respect too!"

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runs in the family | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 266 KB PNG 09/25/24(Wed)13:09:03 No.78922459 >At 8yo my dad gets caught cheating on Mom with another dude >He leaves and is never heard from since >At 19 I told Mom I was gay and she kicked me out because of what dad did >Found a sugar daddy to live with >He's super kinky and introduces me to some wild stuff >Two years later he died from a heart attack and I have to take care of his possessions and such. >Written will says most of it is supposed to go to his living son >Ask lawyer about it because I didn't know he had a son >"Yeah, some kid from (my hometown)." >MFFW I did the most disgustingly insane sex acts with my biological father Thanks for the house, dad.
Anonymous 266 KB PNG 09/25/24(Wed)13:09:03 No.78922459 >At 8yo my dad gets caught cheating on Mom with another dude >He leaves and is never heard from since >At 19 I told Mom I was gay and she kicked me out because of what dad did >Found a sugar daddy to live with >He's super kinky and introduces me to some wild stuff >Two years later he died from a heart attack and I have to take care of his possessions and such. >Written will says most of it is supposed to go to his living son >Ask lawyer about it because I didn't know he had a son >"Yeah, some kid from (my hometown)." >MFFW I did the most disgustingly insane sex acts with my biological father Thanks for the house, dad.

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Anon on Reddit Logic | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: LexPzpSV Settings Mobile Home 09/25/24(Wed)06:45:21 No.482779589 Bringing a kid onstage at a rally after two assassination attempts. Grandson 23K 2.3K Share 391 KB PNG >People want to kill Trump >Trump is the bad guy TRUMP VANCE TRUMI
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: LexPzpSV Settings Mobile Home 09/25/24(Wed)06:45:21 No.482779589 Bringing a kid onstage at a rally after two assassination attempts. Grandson 23K 2.3K Share 391 KB PNG >People want to kill Trump >Trump is the bad guy TRUMP VANCE TRUMI

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The meth cook's wife | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/16/24(Mon) 18:39:37 No.203592934 waaaa my husband cooks meth waaaa my husband wants to leave us money waaaaa my husband killed a guy who was going to kill all of us skylar hate.jpg 82 KB JPG >husband becomes a psychopathic drug dealer who kills people >wife is upset about it when she finds out >shows audience hates her for some reason
: Anonymous 09/16/24(Mon) 18:39:37 No.203592934 waaaa my husband cooks meth waaaa my husband wants to leave us money waaaaa my husband killed a guy who was going to kill all of us skylar hate.jpg 82 KB JPG >husband becomes a psychopathic drug dealer who kills people >wife is upset about it when she finds out >shows audience hates her for some reason

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Anon doesn't like the present | /r/Greentext

File: loyl.png (115 KB, 625x663) Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon)19:33:50 No.17105309 >>17105312 >>17105313 >>171053 >It was always this bad! >This is the best time to be alive ever! >The past was horrible, everyone died young and lived covered in their own s---! >You just have rose tinted glasses! >No one ever enjoyed life in the past! >They were all stupid and backwards and we're smart and know more! Why is this view so common? Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon)19:35:27 No.17105312 17405000 (D
File: loyl.png (115 KB, 625x663) Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon)19:33:50 No.17105309 >>17105312 >>17105313 >>171053 >It was always this bad! >This is the best time to be alive ever! >The past was horrible, everyone died young and lived covered in their own s---! >You just have rose tinted glasses! >No one ever enjoyed life in the past! >They were all stupid and backwards and we're smart and know more! Why is this view so common? Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon)19:35:27 No.17105312 17405000 (D

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japan be like | /r/Greentext

>Be me, Japan >Enslave women to become sex slaves >Massacre 14m innocent POWs >Attack Pearl Harbor despite US being neutral >Commit many more war crimes >Get nuked >Everyone forgets about my war crimes >Don't get punished >Sympathy from everyone
>Be me, Japan >Enslave women to become sex slaves >Massacre 14m innocent POWs >Attack Pearl Harbor despite US being neutral >Commit many more war crimes >Get nuked >Everyone forgets about my war crimes >Don't get punished >Sympathy from everyone

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it was ruperts bjrthday! | /r/Greentext

12:32 21° • Anonymous 94 KB JPG Vo)) LTE1 72% 09/17/24(Tue)06:11:17 No.11761094 Rupert is my kitty cade and hes years old today ! The big four!!! I made him some tuna and cheese and shrimp mini cat cakes and he nommed them down. he took a break just now after eating about half i made one for tux too so he could have one Rupert is dong another grand tour for his fourth birthday! Starting 2morro hes going to visit 2boards a day in alphabetical order so /3/ and /a/ are the first stops! Anonymous 09/17/24(Tue)06:12:22 No. 11761096 here he is taking a first bite 979 KB JPG Anonymous 09/17/24(Tue)06:13:30 No.11761097 he likes to pull bits off and eat them 668 KB JPG Anonymous rupurudu >>11761115 # Anonymous 09/17/24(Tue)06:14:16 No. 11761100 09/17/24(Tue)06:14:25 No.11761101 another eating shot 979 KB JPG Anonymous 09/17/24(Tue) 06:15:20 No. 11761102 different angle, i mashed it down so it cooled off quicker it I was a bit hot still 996 KB JPG Anonymous 09/17/24(Tue)06:15:23 No.11761103 Cute Anonymous 126 KB GIF >>11762157 # 09/17/24(Tue)06:15:34 No.11761104 >>11761094 (OP) # happy birthday rupert!!! Your fortune: Excellent Luck Anonymous 09/17/24(Tue)06:16:20 No. 11761106 waiting shot 1.11 MB JPG Anonymous 09/17/24(Tue)06:20:26 No. 11761107 https://files.catbox.moe/5ffude.mp4 video of rupert in airjail i felt bad when he looked at me so took him down i thought he would try and escape >>11761936 # Anonymous this is nice spoiler 17 KB PNG 09/17/24(Tue)06:34:35 No. 11761113 YAYYY BIG RUPPERT fr*ck yeah fam!!!!!!! Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger >>11761122 # >>11762157 # Anonymous >>11761100 # nice dubs nice rupert >>11762157 # Anonymous >>11761113 # 09/17/24(Tue)06:37:13 No. 11761115 09/17/24(Tue)06:44:02 No. 11761122 >Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger since when does this fortune exist?
12:32 21° • Anonymous 94 KB JPG Vo)) LTE1 72% 09/17/24(Tue)06:11:17 No.11761094 Rupert is my kitty cade and hes years old today ! The big four!!! I made him some tuna and cheese and shrimp mini cat cakes and he nommed them down. he took a break just now after eating about half i made one for tux too so he could have one Rupert is dong another grand tour for his fourth birthday! Starting 2morro hes going to visit 2boards a day in alphabetical order so /3/ and /a/ are the first stops! Anonymous 09/17/24(Tue)06:12:22 No. 11761096 here he is taking a first bite 979 KB JPG Anonymous 09/17/24(Tue)06:13:30 No.11761097 he likes to pull bits off and eat them 668 KB JPG Anonymous rupurudu >>11761115 # Anonymous 09/17/24(Tue)06:14:16 No. 11761100 09/17/24(Tue)06:14:25 No.11761101 another eating shot 979 KB JPG Anonymous 09/17/24(Tue) 06:15:20 No. 11761102 different angle, i mashed it down so it cooled off quicker it I was a bit hot still 996 KB JPG Anonymous 09/17/24(Tue)06:15:23 No.11761103 Cute Anonymous 126 KB GIF >>11762157 # 09/17/24(Tue)06:15:34 No.11761104 >>11761094 (OP) # happy birthday rupert!!! Your fortune: Excellent Luck Anonymous 09/17/24(Tue)06:16:20 No. 11761106 waiting shot 1.11 MB JPG Anonymous 09/17/24(Tue)06:20:26 No. 11761107 https://files.catbox.moe/5ffude.mp4 video of rupert in airjail i felt bad when he looked at me so took him down i thought he would try and escape >>11761936 # Anonymous this is nice spoiler 17 KB PNG 09/17/24(Tue)06:34:35 No. 11761113 YAYYY BIG RUPPERT fr*ck yeah fam!!!!!!! Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger >>11761122 # >>11762157 # Anonymous >>11761100 # nice dubs nice rupert >>11762157 # Anonymous >>11761113 # 09/17/24(Tue)06:37:13 No. 11761115 09/17/24(Tue)06:44:02 No. 11761122 >Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger since when does this fortune exist?

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Anon is a genius | /r/Greentext

Anonymous neigh 97 KB JPG maintain health 06/29/22(Wed)16:19:59 No.25636053 Why don't you own a horse? >reliable transport >0 emissions, only s--- >runs on hay and water >can buy one for $1000 >costs around $750 a year to >if it collapses you can wait a few minutes and ride it 20 more miles >doesn't require license, registration, or insurance >4x4 off road capability >can trample anyone in your way >you can drink and ride >makes you look like a badass cowboy Take the horsepill anon
Anonymous neigh 97 KB JPG maintain health 06/29/22(Wed)16:19:59 No.25636053 Why don't you own a horse? >reliable transport >0 emissions, only s--- >runs on hay and water >can buy one for $1000 >costs around $750 a year to >if it collapses you can wait a few minutes and ride it 20 more miles >doesn't require license, registration, or insurance >4x4 off road capability >can trample anyone in your way >you can drink and ride >makes you look like a badass cowboy Take the horsepill anon

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The Reich’s unused asset | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/03/19(Tue)00:12:03 No.7185664 >Literally have a general named France Holder >Don't use him to hold France God, Hitler was a dumbass 40 KB JPG
Anonymous 09/03/19(Tue)00:12:03 No.7185664 >Literally have a general named France Holder >Don't use him to hold France God, Hitler was a dumbass 40 KB JPG

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School Spirit | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Ivy League Schools ▼ Settings Mobile Home 09/24/24(Tue)13:49:24 No.78914457 回回 PRINCETON. UNIVERSITY COLUMBIA HARVARD YALE BROWN DARTMOUTH CORNELL 946 KB PNG PENN >Go to Harvard >Get a Qualification >$80,000 >Go to random college >Get a Qualification >$10,000 What is the f------ point? So you can brag that you wasted $80k
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Ivy League Schools ▼ Settings Mobile Home 09/24/24(Tue)13:49:24 No.78914457 回回 PRINCETON. UNIVERSITY COLUMBIA HARVARD YALE BROWN DARTMOUTH CORNELL 946 KB PNG PENN >Go to Harvard >Get a Qualification >$80,000 >Go to random college >Get a Qualification >$10,000 What is the f------ point? So you can brag that you wasted $80k

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American Pies | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: MwDbtFke) Fat Cope >Muh chemicals US UK Version Version Skittles Skittles ▼ Settings Mobile Home 09/24/24(Tue)13:05:12 No.482704374 Jan Karp D ST 194 KB PNG >Muh banned in Europe Junk food isn't exactly healthy across the pond either lol. It's not any less bad for you to gorge on these foods because the deep frying oil or sugar doesn't have microscopic amounts of chemicals. Anonymous (ID: ap+Rg32c) >>482704374 (OP) 09/24/24(Tue)13:07:09 No.482704538 The last skinny diet girl I met was a freak, I got her to poop in front of me the first day I met her. All I had to do was compliment her all fiber diet. Anonymous (ID: DqWvZTTk) 09/24/24(Tue)13:08:15 No.482704630 Pretty sure it's quite a lot more unhealthy in America. Note how Americans get fat differently than we do. We get big guts. They get big asses and thighs. The horomones in the meat are turning them into the cattle they eat. Anonymous (ID: MwDbtFke) >>482704538 09/24/24(Tue)13:10:38 No.482704827 lovely
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: MwDbtFke) Fat Cope >Muh chemicals US UK Version Version Skittles Skittles ▼ Settings Mobile Home 09/24/24(Tue)13:05:12 No.482704374 Jan Karp D ST 194 KB PNG >Muh banned in Europe Junk food isn't exactly healthy across the pond either lol. It's not any less bad for you to gorge on these foods because the deep frying oil or sugar doesn't have microscopic amounts of chemicals. Anonymous (ID: ap+Rg32c) >>482704374 (OP) 09/24/24(Tue)13:07:09 No.482704538 The last skinny diet girl I met was a freak, I got her to poop in front of me the first day I met her. All I had to do was compliment her all fiber diet. Anonymous (ID: DqWvZTTk) 09/24/24(Tue)13:08:15 No.482704630 Pretty sure it's quite a lot more unhealthy in America. Note how Americans get fat differently than we do. We get big guts. They get big asses and thighs. The horomones in the meat are turning them into the cattle they eat. Anonymous (ID: MwDbtFke) >>482704538 09/24/24(Tue)13:10:38 No.482704827 lovely

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Wrong Reich | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: Dhxfdtj8 ) ▼Settings Mobile Home 09/24/24(Tue)12:36:06 No.482701834 THE SYSTEM ROBERT B. REICH AFTERSHOCK THE ROBERT B. REICH COMMON GOOD MELUALITY ALL 224 KB PNG >Constantly whines about millionaires >Becomes a millionaire Anonymous (ID: VBVBOUUZ) > >>482701834 (OP) Imagine if he had a grandson named Robert B. Reich the Third. 09/24/24(Tue)12:37:38 No.482701994
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: Dhxfdtj8 ) ▼Settings Mobile Home 09/24/24(Tue)12:36:06 No.482701834 THE SYSTEM ROBERT B. REICH AFTERSHOCK THE ROBERT B. REICH COMMON GOOD MELUALITY ALL 224 KB PNG >Constantly whines about millionaires >Becomes a millionaire Anonymous (ID: VBVBOUUZ) > >>482701834 (OP) Imagine if he had a grandson named Robert B. Reich the Third. 09/24/24(Tue)12:37:38 No.482701994

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Do we even need game reviewers like this anymore? | /r/Greentext

FACE OFF Anonymous What's Your Game of The Year 2024 So Far? Play the Face-Off 09/24/24(Tue)09:58:58 No.689798374 IGN @IGN 3h What's your GOTY so far? Final Fantasy VII Rebirth is still the IGN community's top game of 2024, with Shadow of the Erdtree, Helldivers 2, and Astro Bot not far behind. Check out this @IGNPlaylist of the full Top 25: bit.ly/3XTR2cl BLACK MYTH WUKONG 1 WINNER Black Myth: Wukong 178760 DUELS 90.3% WON INAL FANTASYNT REBIRTH 2 Fantasy VII.. Final Fantasy VII... 240569 DUELS 71.5% w Elden Ring: Shadow O. ELDEN RING SHADOW ERDFREE 3 166609 DUELS 68.5% w HELLDIVERS Helldivers 2 4 239044 DUELS 66.1% W LLDIVE DEN RI DOWERD ASTRO BQT ign.png 2.87 MB PNG >be IGN >make a public vote system to get the goty of 2024 >you hate the winner so you just deny that the game ever existed Imao
FACE OFF Anonymous What's Your Game of The Year 2024 So Far? Play the Face-Off 09/24/24(Tue)09:58:58 No.689798374 IGN @IGN 3h What's your GOTY so far? Final Fantasy VII Rebirth is still the IGN community's top game of 2024, with Shadow of the Erdtree, Helldivers 2, and Astro Bot not far behind. Check out this @IGNPlaylist of the full Top 25: bit.ly/3XTR2cl BLACK MYTH WUKONG 1 WINNER Black Myth: Wukong 178760 DUELS 90.3% WON INAL FANTASYNT REBIRTH 2 Fantasy VII.. Final Fantasy VII... 240569 DUELS 71.5% w Elden Ring: Shadow O. ELDEN RING SHADOW ERDFREE 3 166609 DUELS 68.5% w HELLDIVERS Helldivers 2 4 239044 DUELS 66.1% W LLDIVE DEN RI DOWERD ASTRO BQT ign.png 2.87 MB PNG >be IGN >make a public vote system to get the goty of 2024 >you hate the winner so you just deny that the game ever existed Imao

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Anon discovers freedom | /r/Greentext

File: 1 qelZiS2j_ppBR-ZPVWnAjg.jpg (30 KB, 599x600) Anonymous 09/24/24(Tue) 08:35:45 No.78912160 [Reply] What is freedom? The ability to indulge your desires to your heart's content or the ability to resist those desires? Anonymous 09/24/24(Tue) 09:19:47 No.78912443 >>78912160 Both, I would say. You are freed from the enslavement to your body, but completely realized in the spirit, mind. I believe some spiritual traditions focus on creating a mental body that is just like a real body, but freed from the cruel causality of this world. Can be a trap as well, but at least you can f--- everything you ever wanted and more.
File: 1 qelZiS2j_ppBR-ZPVWnAjg.jpg (30 KB, 599x600) Anonymous 09/24/24(Tue) 08:35:45 No.78912160 [Reply] What is freedom? The ability to indulge your desires to your heart's content or the ability to resist those desires? Anonymous 09/24/24(Tue) 09:19:47 No.78912443 >>78912160 Both, I would say. You are freed from the enslavement to your body, but completely realized in the spirit, mind. I believe some spiritual traditions focus on creating a mental body that is just like a real body, but freed from the cruel causality of this world. Can be a trap as well, but at least you can f--- everything you ever wanted and more.

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Anon regrets his past | /r/Greentext

File: 1696588965166025.png (178 KB, 400x383) Anonymous 09/24/24(Tue)12:08:26 No.78913676 [Reply] WHY THE F--- DO WOMEN KEEP LAUGHING AT ME? DO THEY ALL KNOW ABOUT THE INCEL THREADS I MADE? >> Anonymous 09/24/24(Tue)12:09:38 No.78913683 >>78913676 Ehh I dunno, maybe you're funny? Maybe, you know, you're a funny guy. Anonymous 09/24/24(Tue)12:12:39 No.78913694 File: 1726597685831937.jpg (73 KB, 1260x390) >>78913676 Yes they used up all their foid power to detect incels like you from 100km so now they can't detect abusive men anymore. This is all your fault.
File: 1696588965166025.png (178 KB, 400x383) Anonymous 09/24/24(Tue)12:08:26 No.78913676 [Reply] WHY THE F--- DO WOMEN KEEP LAUGHING AT ME? DO THEY ALL KNOW ABOUT THE INCEL THREADS I MADE? >> Anonymous 09/24/24(Tue)12:09:38 No.78913683 >>78913676 Ehh I dunno, maybe you're funny? Maybe, you know, you're a funny guy. Anonymous 09/24/24(Tue)12:12:39 No.78913694 File: 1726597685831937.jpg (73 KB, 1260x390) >>78913676 Yes they used up all their foid power to detect incels like you from 100km so now they can't detect abusive men anymore. This is all your fault.

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Anon is suffering from success | /r/Greentext

File: Screenshot 2024-09-16 104426.png (685 KB, 742x843) 040 "War hammer Beth Eleanor O Warhammer ☐ Anonymous 09/24/24(Tue)09:20:02 No.78912448 [Reply] >spend entire teens and 20s being sad because no gf >turn 30 and become wizard >sex drive gone (not j------- drive just sex drive) >NOW suddenly 23-24 year old hot girls with massive asses are interested in me >Say no to all because don't really care about sex so much that I court them and talk to them Like bruh where were these girls then i was a thirsty incel Imao... Btw if ur under 30 its just your hormones making you crave a gf you don't actually need one. 73 replies and 3 images omitted. Click here to view.
File: Screenshot 2024-09-16 104426.png (685 KB, 742x843) 040 "War hammer Beth Eleanor O Warhammer ☐ Anonymous 09/24/24(Tue)09:20:02 No.78912448 [Reply] >spend entire teens and 20s being sad because no gf >turn 30 and become wizard >sex drive gone (not j------- drive just sex drive) >NOW suddenly 23-24 year old hot girls with massive asses are interested in me >Say no to all because don't really care about sex so much that I court them and talk to them Like bruh where were these girls then i was a thirsty incel Imao... Btw if ur under 30 its just your hormones making you crave a gf you don't actually need one. 73 replies and 3 images omitted. Click here to view.

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Anon wishes to be consumed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon) 18:41:46 No.689736786 >>689737314 >>689737681 >>689738913 >>689746362 >>689792386 1727068980272986.jpg (296 KB, 1436x1676) google yandex iqdb wait >>689736725 it saddened me that lon lon ranch was just a few pieces of wood Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon)18:47:31 No.689737314 >>689736786 And there's not even anything interesting in it. Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon) 18:51:47 No.689737681 >>689737769 >>689738135 >>689738218 >>689738685 >>689741309 >>689742842 >>689757391 >>689758218 >>689758368 >>689758869 >>689759750 >>689760093 >>689760786 >>689760957 >>689762847 >>689763183 > >>689780243 >>689782271 >>689782302 >>689788306 >>689788382 >>689788384 >>689788760 >>689790154 >>689791147 >>689791438 > >>689805086 >>689808918 >>689809945 >>689813140 >>689815249 >>689817150 >>689823875 >>689823902 >>689824106 >>689824452 > (224 KB, 583x437) google yandex iqdb wait 1681392367279.png >>689736786 that lucky chicken f--- >spend your life being carried, pressed against, massaged and embraced by a beautiful and sexy warm girl >one day she holds you down with her soft perfect hands >she looms over you and stares deep into your eyes with her soft endless beautiful eyes, while she raises cleaver >you hear her soft and cute voice quietly shushing and relaxing you and telling you it'll be okay and that she loves you >she never breaks eye contact as she brings it down >she slaughters you >you're cooked and she eats you >she moans in pleasure and slowly chews and swallows you as she thanks you for the meal >she says it's the tastiest meal she's ever had. She licks the plate clean and the gingerly licks up the tiny bits of your cooked self f------ hell I wish that was me. I know I'm sick but there's some visceral level of sexyiness to all this
Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon) 18:41:46 No.689736786 >>689737314 >>689737681 >>689738913 >>689746362 >>689792386 1727068980272986.jpg (296 KB, 1436x1676) google yandex iqdb wait >>689736725 it saddened me that lon lon ranch was just a few pieces of wood Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon)18:47:31 No.689737314 >>689736786 And there's not even anything interesting in it. Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon) 18:51:47 No.689737681 >>689737769 >>689738135 >>689738218 >>689738685 >>689741309 >>689742842 >>689757391 >>689758218 >>689758368 >>689758869 >>689759750 >>689760093 >>689760786 >>689760957 >>689762847 >>689763183 > >>689780243 >>689782271 >>689782302 >>689788306 >>689788382 >>689788384 >>689788760 >>689790154 >>689791147 >>689791438 > >>689805086 >>689808918 >>689809945 >>689813140 >>689815249 >>689817150 >>689823875 >>689823902 >>689824106 >>689824452 > (224 KB, 583x437) google yandex iqdb wait 1681392367279.png >>689736786 that lucky chicken f--- >spend your life being carried, pressed against, massaged and embraced by a beautiful and sexy warm girl >one day she holds you down with her soft perfect hands >she looms over you and stares deep into your eyes with her soft endless beautiful eyes, while she raises cleaver >you hear her soft and cute voice quietly shushing and relaxing you and telling you it'll be okay and that she loves you >she never breaks eye contact as she brings it down >she slaughters you >you're cooked and she eats you >she moans in pleasure and slowly chews and swallows you as she thanks you for the meal >she says it's the tastiest meal she's ever had. She licks the plate clean and the gingerly licks up the tiny bits of your cooked self f------ hell I wish that was me. I know I'm sick but there's some visceral level of sexyiness to all this

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: CONCORD 09/23/24(Mon) 12:00:51 No.689738438 B >came out of nowhere >died >crashed Ubisoft >didnt elaborate CONCORD.jpg 141 KB JPG what a chad game concord
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