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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/20/24(Wed)20:46:40 No.79516259 313 KB PNG >Don't have to pay rent >Don't have to pay for food >Get to sleep all day >Random strangers like to pet you >Nobody thinks your ugly I wish I was a cat.
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/20/24(Wed)20:46:40 No.79516259 313 KB PNG >Don't have to pay rent >Don't have to pay for food >Get to sleep all day >Random strangers like to pet you >Nobody thinks your ugly I wish I was a cat.

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: U6MvUKP) I f------ hate taxes sin HM Revenue & Customs 22 KB PNG >Pay Tobacco Tax >Buy a house >Pay Tax >Live in that house >Pay tax >Buy anything >Pay VAT >Fill up my car >Pay Climate tax >Register my car >Pay Climate tax ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/20/24(Wed)20:10:38 No.489081847 >By Alcohol to drown my sorrows >Pay Alcohol tax >Buy cigarettes >Use electricity and gas >Pay Climate tax >Sell house? >Taxy tax TAX!!!! >Make money >Pay Income tax >Work overtime for more money >Pay even more income tax >Pay Tax? >Pay Tax tax. >Leave this s----- country >Pay up n----! >Commit suicide? >Inheritance tax Anonymous (ID: Xp/vtpky) 294 KB JPG 11/20/24(Wed)20:12:15 No.489081968 >>489081847 (OP) European problem Move to America, britbong
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: U6MvUKP) I f------ hate taxes sin HM Revenue & Customs 22 KB PNG >Pay Tobacco Tax >Buy a house >Pay Tax >Live in that house >Pay tax >Buy anything >Pay VAT >Fill up my car >Pay Climate tax >Register my car >Pay Climate tax ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/20/24(Wed)20:10:38 No.489081847 >By Alcohol to drown my sorrows >Pay Alcohol tax >Buy cigarettes >Use electricity and gas >Pay Climate tax >Sell house? >Taxy tax TAX!!!! >Make money >Pay Income tax >Work overtime for more money >Pay even more income tax >Pay Tax? >Pay Tax tax. >Leave this s----- country >Pay up n----! >Commit suicide? >Inheritance tax Anonymous (ID: Xp/vtpky) 294 KB JPG 11/20/24(Wed)20:12:15 No.489081968 >>489081847 (OP) European problem Move to America, britbong

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Try the Dry Life | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous 168 KB PNG >"I don't drink" ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/20/24(Wed)19:43:23 No.79515660 How do these people deal with being thirsty all the time?
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous 168 KB PNG >"I don't drink" ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/20/24(Wed)19:43:23 No.79515660 How do these people deal with being thirsty all the time?

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Anon has a muse | /r/Greentext

19 KB JPG >Be me, entering a very hard subject on uni, first day of class see a beautiful girl in the first seat > Go to class just to admire her and gain some courage to talk to her but can't because she's always with somebody > Still go to class and become more participative just to impress her. Lose the awareness of what am doing and just do things to impress this girl. > Time goes by and the semester is ending. Final work is making our own economic model that can be applied to the real world. I make an actualized version of the Ricardian equivalence, really put a lot of effort into it. > I take a haircut, buy a nice sweater and some pants to look good on the day of the presentation. That day comes comes, see that she didn't come to class. Still present my work and get a good score but get bummed because she couldn't see my presentation > next semester find out through a friend of hers that she had a breakdown cause she couldn't do the model and abandoned the subject, now she's reappeating it. Is wild what this girl did to me with just her presence. I'm recently just becoming aware of how pathetic it was of me to go this far to gain her attention instead of just talking to her. Still have to thank her for being my inspiration to put some effort i guess.
19 KB JPG >Be me, entering a very hard subject on uni, first day of class see a beautiful girl in the first seat > Go to class just to admire her and gain some courage to talk to her but can't because she's always with somebody > Still go to class and become more participative just to impress her. Lose the awareness of what am doing and just do things to impress this girl. > Time goes by and the semester is ending. Final work is making our own economic model that can be applied to the real world. I make an actualized version of the Ricardian equivalence, really put a lot of effort into it. > I take a haircut, buy a nice sweater and some pants to look good on the day of the presentation. That day comes comes, see that she didn't come to class. Still present my work and get a good score but get bummed because she couldn't see my presentation > next semester find out through a friend of hers that she had a breakdown cause she couldn't do the model and abandoned the subject, now she's reappeating it. Is wild what this girl did to me with just her presence. I'm recently just becoming aware of how pathetic it was of me to go this far to gain her attention instead of just talking to her. Still have to thank her for being my inspiration to put some effort i guess.

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Im just glad it was Zendaya | /r/Greentext

File: 1732084497421.jpg (826 KB, 1080x1080) ■ Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)01:37:18 No.206021577 >>206021651 >>206021652 >>206021952 >>206021958 >>206023407 >>206024065 >>206024156 >>206024233 >>206024309 >>206024629 >>206024713 >>206025666 >>206025898 >>206026018 >>206026252 >>206026549 >>206027836 >>206027936 >>206028133 >>206028187 >>206028234 >>206028733 >>206029040 >>206029629 >>206029805 >>206029892 >>206030208 >>206030834 >>206030840 >>206031995 >>206032080 >>206032332 >>206033148 >>206033514 >>206033641 >>206034039 >>206034398 >>206034553 >>206034751 >>206035168 >>206035283 >>206035856 >>206035900 >>206036101 >>206036211 >>206036317 >>206038709 >>206040763 >>206041392 >we wuz trainin dragonz and shieet
File: 1732084497421.jpg (826 KB, 1080x1080) ■ Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)01:37:18 No.206021577 >>206021651 >>206021652 >>206021952 >>206021958 >>206023407 >>206024065 >>206024156 >>206024233 >>206024309 >>206024629 >>206024713 >>206025666 >>206025898 >>206026018 >>206026252 >>206026549 >>206027836 >>206027936 >>206028133 >>206028187 >>206028234 >>206028733 >>206029040 >>206029629 >>206029805 >>206029892 >>206030208 >>206030834 >>206030840 >>206031995 >>206032080 >>206032332 >>206033148 >>206033514 >>206033641 >>206034039 >>206034398 >>206034553 >>206034751 >>206035168 >>206035283 >>206035856 >>206035900 >>206036101 >>206036211 >>206036317 >>206038709 >>206040763 >>206041392 >we wuz trainin dragonz and shieet

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Anon watched Starship Troopers | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/02/24(Sat) 13:53:30 No.196821808 >when the media literacy kicks and the giant man-eating insects are actually the good guys 69 KB JPG
: Anonymous 03/02/24(Sat) 13:53:30 No.196821808 >when the media literacy kicks and the giant man-eating insects are actually the good guys 69 KB JPG

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Anon is from the future | /r/Greentext

File: 2119.jpg (237 KB, 768x768) Nothing Ever Happens. Nothe Aprens Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)10:27:53 No.79508426 >be me >mutant scavenger in the year 2119 >born with three arms and glowing eyes, but still wondering what it means to be human >world got nuked decades ago everything is dust, ash, and memories of what once was >search the wastelands for relics of the Old World and the Old Ones >scavenging ruins, trying to piece together what life used to be >day starts like any other wander the endless deserts, shifting through the sand and rubble >find fragments of metal, plastic, and burnt books >stumble on something strange out in the middle of the dead desert no buildings, no shelters, just endless sand and sun >on a crumbling wall, half-buried in the dunes...a drawing? >looks like... a face? wide eyes, twisted mouth, staring into nothing next to it, words in the old script language long lost to the bombs >try to understand >what did they mean? Since that day I have always been perplexed by this drawing. Was this a warning? a lament? Or just madness scribbled on the edge of annihilation?
File: 2119.jpg (237 KB, 768x768) Nothing Ever Happens. Nothe Aprens Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)10:27:53 No.79508426 >be me >mutant scavenger in the year 2119 >born with three arms and glowing eyes, but still wondering what it means to be human >world got nuked decades ago everything is dust, ash, and memories of what once was >search the wastelands for relics of the Old World and the Old Ones >scavenging ruins, trying to piece together what life used to be >day starts like any other wander the endless deserts, shifting through the sand and rubble >find fragments of metal, plastic, and burnt books >stumble on something strange out in the middle of the dead desert no buildings, no shelters, just endless sand and sun >on a crumbling wall, half-buried in the dunes...a drawing? >looks like... a face? wide eyes, twisted mouth, staring into nothing next to it, words in the old script language long lost to the bombs >try to understand >what did they mean? Since that day I have always been perplexed by this drawing. Was this a warning? a lament? Or just madness scribbled on the edge of annihilation?

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Anon reaches enlightenment. | /r/Greentext

Is this what it's like to be a monk? Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)02:57:56 No.927618949 ► >KHV in my late 30s >I've given up by now >Crappy job >No love life >Just work, games, movies, sleep, and fap >But now numb to it >Realized staying in my lane is comfortable >I don't feel anything anymore, I don't let the loneliness bother me anymore either. >Crappy job but I have friends there and I do have enough to pay rent, eat, and play some vidya. >Is this the path to enlightenment? Is this what them Buddhist Monks have been trying to achieve? I might've found the answer to loneliness, just embrace it and reach levels of nirvana that turns my social invisibility into a positive.
Is this what it's like to be a monk? Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)02:57:56 No.927618949 ► >KHV in my late 30s >I've given up by now >Crappy job >No love life >Just work, games, movies, sleep, and fap >But now numb to it >Realized staying in my lane is comfortable >I don't feel anything anymore, I don't let the loneliness bother me anymore either. >Crappy job but I have friends there and I do have enough to pay rent, eat, and play some vidya. >Is this the path to enlightenment? Is this what them Buddhist Monks have been trying to achieve? I might've found the answer to loneliness, just embrace it and reach levels of nirvana that turns my social invisibility into a positive.

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Music is life music is love | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 7 KB PNG 20 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed) 06:24:05 No.79506209 >Oh. My. Science. I heckin love music!! Humans didn't invent music. Music f------ invented humans!! I literally_cannot_fuckin_live without music!!! Music is... Le life!!!!!!!! View Thread 11/20/24(Wed) 08:40:10 No.79507079 >>79506209 (OP) # Music is kinda lame, it's same notes layerd in a loop, because humans are monkey brained retards, anything that has complexity in music sounds like noise
: Anonymous 7 KB PNG 20 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed) 06:24:05 No.79506209 >Oh. My. Science. I heckin love music!! Humans didn't invent music. Music f------ invented humans!! I literally_cannot_fuckin_live without music!!! Music is... Le life!!!!!!!! View Thread 11/20/24(Wed) 08:40:10 No.79507079 >>79506209 (OP) # Music is kinda lame, it's same notes layerd in a loop, because humans are monkey brained retards, anything that has complexity in music sounds like noise

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Anon needs to hire an escort | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/23/18(Fri)05:09:11 No.440737 148 KB PNG >sister's wedding is tomorrow >I got a +1 >my mom suggested I bring Cortana >she doesn't realize I talk to my pc >mfw I need to pay an escort six hundred dollars to pretend her name is Cortana tomorrow 3 Replies / 5 Images View Threa
Anonymous 03/23/18(Fri)05:09:11 No.440737 148 KB PNG >sister's wedding is tomorrow >I got a +1 >my mom suggested I bring Cortana >she doesn't realize I talk to my pc >mfw I need to pay an escort six hundred dollars to pretend her name is Cortana tomorrow 3 Replies / 5 Images View Threa

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Lion For A Day | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous /tall/ Stories 48 KB JPG 07/19/24(Fri)09:41:12 No. 78200980 >at work, cleaning shelves >coworker asks me "anon, can you get the top shelf? It's too high for me." >noproblem.jpg >later, moving heavy crates together >she presses her boobs up against my hands >i don't say anything about it >she doesn't say anything about it >butwebothknew.bmp Tallbots, we're all gonna make it. Post your success stories down below Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)09:42:16 No.78200994 I'm 6'4", I've never touched boobs or really ever had a conversation with a girl though. Oh well >>78201018 # >>78201231 # >>78201425 # >>78204539 # >>78204547 #
: Anonymous /tall/ Stories 48 KB JPG 07/19/24(Fri)09:41:12 No. 78200980 >at work, cleaning shelves >coworker asks me "anon, can you get the top shelf? It's too high for me." >noproblem.jpg >later, moving heavy crates together >she presses her boobs up against my hands >i don't say anything about it >she doesn't say anything about it >butwebothknew.bmp Tallbots, we're all gonna make it. Post your success stories down below Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)09:42:16 No.78200994 I'm 6'4", I've never touched boobs or really ever had a conversation with a girl though. Oh well >>78201018 # >>78201231 # >>78201425 # >>78204539 # >>78204547 #

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Anon has questonable tastes. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 42 KB JPG one day >kinda cute, ngl >be me 06/27/22(Mon)00:05:43 No.880882 >19yo loser >never been sexually nor romantically attracted to someone in my pathetic life >neither girls nor man nor waifus, nothing worked >start to think I'm asexual >friend asks me to babysit his 9yo sister >I agree since I am free >just let her play on their ps3 and slack off >towards end of the day I was preparing dinner for her >she comes over and asks if she can help me >talks to me about the magnets on their fridge >i start feeling heat in my chest and weird feeling in stomach >gets steonger with time >breathing gets harder and harder >we finish the food and she goes to eat >I go wash dishes in meantime >the feeling doesn't go away >she goes back to playing ps3 after the dinner >send her to bed once it gets late >talk on discord to pass time till my friend comes back >the feeling slowly fades away relief.jpeg >it comes back whenever I think of her >and I can't stop thinking about her Is that feeling what I think it is? Is that it for me /b/ros? What do I do now? Should I just kill myself?
Anonymous 42 KB JPG one day >kinda cute, ngl >be me 06/27/22(Mon)00:05:43 No.880882 >19yo loser >never been sexually nor romantically attracted to someone in my pathetic life >neither girls nor man nor waifus, nothing worked >start to think I'm asexual >friend asks me to babysit his 9yo sister >I agree since I am free >just let her play on their ps3 and slack off >towards end of the day I was preparing dinner for her >she comes over and asks if she can help me >talks to me about the magnets on their fridge >i start feeling heat in my chest and weird feeling in stomach >gets steonger with time >breathing gets harder and harder >we finish the food and she goes to eat >I go wash dishes in meantime >the feeling doesn't go away >she goes back to playing ps3 after the dinner >send her to bed once it gets late >talk on discord to pass time till my friend comes back >the feeling slowly fades away relief.jpeg >it comes back whenever I think of her >and I can't stop thinking about her Is that feeling what I think it is? Is that it for me /b/ros? What do I do now? Should I just kill myself?

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The freer the better | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon) 19:03:08 No.693749414 images.jpg 8 KB JPG >piracy sites gets shut down >r*dditors start freaking out about "game preservation" why is it so hard for some people to just admit that they want free s---?
Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon) 19:03:08 No.693749414 images.jpg 8 KB JPG >piracy sites gets shut down >r*dditors start freaking out about "game preservation" why is it so hard for some people to just admit that they want free s---?

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sleep jumpscare | /r/Greentext

52 KB JPG >be brain >chilling in some dude's head >he fell asleep wait check this out >AYO WE'RE FALLING BRO >jumpscare.exe >Imao go back to sleep dumbass
52 KB JPG >be brain >chilling in some dude's head >he fell asleep wait check this out >AYO WE'RE FALLING BRO >jumpscare.exe >Imao go back to sleep dumbass

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Anon finds plot holes | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)19:26:17 No.204598587 SCENE CITY maxresdefault.jpg 176 KB JPG >Sign up for wrestling event with ID in order to get paid >Get given the name Spiderman and display superhuman agility >Few days later >Same behaviour is displayed across the city of a man in a spider suit >Named spiderman >Nobody knows who he is Raimi what a HACK Anonymous 10/17/24/Thu)10.20.1Q Na 201508689
Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)19:26:17 No.204598587 SCENE CITY maxresdefault.jpg 176 KB JPG >Sign up for wrestling event with ID in order to get paid >Get given the name Spiderman and display superhuman agility >Few days later >Same behaviour is displayed across the city of a man in a spider suit >Named spiderman >Nobody knows who he is Raimi what a HACK Anonymous 10/17/24/Thu)10.20.1Q Na 201508689

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Anon plays Overwatch | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Stenchmaxxing 7 KB PNG 06/18/24(Tue)10:19:10 No.74524649 Any fellow stenchmaxxers who can give me some advice? I haven't showered in almost 5 months but I feel like I'm not getting good stink gains. It seems like people don't even notice. My routine: >house kept at 85 degrees >only eat eggs and really hot chili with lots of beans and spices >noshower + nobath >no deodorant >fap 3 times a day >only drink hard liquor >smoking 2 joints a day >piss and s--- myself but only once a week, detergent ain't free >run around the block at overdrive speed 5x a day to work up a good sweat, wear heavy coat in the cooler months I'd appreciate any advice, really want to get as smelly as possible. Was thinking of maybe cutting the pot out? It might be covering up some of the worse smells or even providing a fresh pine scent. : Anonymous 06/18/24(Tue)10:44:10 No.74524747 >>74524649 (OP) # Quality thread right here
: Anonymous Stenchmaxxing 7 KB PNG 06/18/24(Tue)10:19:10 No.74524649 Any fellow stenchmaxxers who can give me some advice? I haven't showered in almost 5 months but I feel like I'm not getting good stink gains. It seems like people don't even notice. My routine: >house kept at 85 degrees >only eat eggs and really hot chili with lots of beans and spices >noshower + nobath >no deodorant >fap 3 times a day >only drink hard liquor >smoking 2 joints a day >piss and s--- myself but only once a week, detergent ain't free >run around the block at overdrive speed 5x a day to work up a good sweat, wear heavy coat in the cooler months I'd appreciate any advice, really want to get as smelly as possible. Was thinking of maybe cutting the pot out? It might be covering up some of the worse smells or even providing a fresh pine scent. : Anonymous 06/18/24(Tue)10:44:10 No.74524747 >>74524649 (OP) # Quality thread right here

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Anon found happiness | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)01:43:46 No.79496497 > I just dipped doritos in my cup of shrimp instant noodles this s--- is f------ lifechanging CUP NOCTIE 360 KB JPG
Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)01:43:46 No.79496497 > I just dipped doritos in my cup of shrimp instant noodles this s--- is f------ lifechanging CUP NOCTIE 360 KB JPG

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Anon comment on recent boxing match | /r/Greentext

Anonymous This was awful. TEX 11/15/24(Fri)23:38:59 No.205806130 Lite FIRM BYLT Lite Screenshot (491).png 2.34 MB PNG This was my first time watching a boxing match intentionally. The women's match beforehand was intense, they were cutting eyelids, landing punch upon punch I was so amped up to see Mike return and snag an underdog victory And then these two idiots pussyfoot around for 30 minutes and Jake wins. Pathetic.
Anonymous This was awful. TEX 11/15/24(Fri)23:38:59 No.205806130 Lite FIRM BYLT Lite Screenshot (491).png 2.34 MB PNG This was my first time watching a boxing match intentionally. The women's match beforehand was intense, they were cutting eyelids, landing punch upon punch I was so amped up to see Mike return and snag an underdog victory And then these two idiots pussyfoot around for 30 minutes and Jake wins. Pathetic.

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It's over Canadanons... | /r/Greentext

Why Canada's changing its immigration system Justin Trudeau TEN Athen 162 KB JPG Report >pajeets flood canada >makes apology video >theatrical *sigh* >sorry goys it is what it is >mission accomplished why did canadian subs vote for this thing? Anonymous (ID: vtpRPmZN) 11/18/24(Mon)15:56:26 No.488848987 canadians get to vote?
Why Canada's changing its immigration system Justin Trudeau TEN Athen 162 KB JPG Report >pajeets flood canada >makes apology video >theatrical *sigh* >sorry goys it is what it is >mission accomplished why did canadian subs vote for this thing? Anonymous (ID: vtpRPmZN) 11/18/24(Mon)15:56:26 No.488848987 canadians get to vote?

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Anon is a thirsty hypocrite | /r/Greentext

File: 1376268509007.jpg-(174 KB, 645x773, 1336429747657.jpg) Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)20:48 No.21908649 Replies: >>21908700 >>21908711 >>21908754 >>21908774 >>21908823 >>21908835 >>21909006 >that feel when you have ED and can't stay hard for the life of you. >that feel when you have an amazing 7/10 gf that understands you and supports you. >that feel when you find out your ED is p----induced, so you stop watching p--- and masturbating for 6 months, and you also start lifting. >that feel when your gf never complains about the total lack of sex and keeps supporting you. >that feel when the no-p--- therapy works and your d--- can now satisfy your gf 5 times a night, and you're also fit and ottermode so every girl wants you. >that feel when now you want to bang other girls, much otter than gf, but you'd feel terribly guilty. >that feel when you don't know wether to break up with gf or to cheat on her, because not f------ any other woman for the rest of your life seems like a death sentence. >>> Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)20:50 No.21908668 tl;dr for everyone else OP discovers women want his penis and he wants to f--- other people than gf. OP, we all know that feel. Your call. Do you value sex or your feels more. >> Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:14 No.21909006 Replies: >>21909036 >>21909066 >>21909069 >>21909104 >>21909107 >>21909128 >>21909134 >>21909167 File: 1376270052708.gif-(1.23 MB, 285x212, 1356491790265.gif) >>21908649 (OP) Hey OP. Cheat on her. Why? That's the easiest thing, of course. It's all the great things with none of the consequences, and that's what life today is all about: actions without ramifications. All the new p---- you want with all of the support and love that a GF brings. It's the easiest way; kind of like eating like a pig and blaming genetics and society for your weight! And that's how you got here, right? By taking the easy way out? That's how great things are accomplished, how men are remembered, and how men die proud of themselves, right? By doing what is easiest? And we all know, especially you, OP, that it's really easy to be unhappy with yourself. You know from experience: noporn, auschwitz. It's easy as hell. You just give into your urges and you don't do anything difficult. But you know what is hard? Being happy is hard. Being happy is hard because it takes work and honesty. It takes hours at the gym, it takes night after night after night of telling your primal urges to f--- off so you can become a better and happier person. It takes pain, discipline, and sacrifice. It would have been real easy to not do all of that, OP. But you didn't. Why? Because you're better than 95% of the scum out there who lie to themselves, who don't do what it takes, and who find excuses. All of that s--- is easy. But you don't do things just because they are easy, you do them because they are f------ hard and because doing things that are f------ hard makes you a better man. Now f------ act like the man you have turned yourself into. Oh, and OP. You know what else is really easy? Leaving a limp-d--- boyfriend for a diamond-hard stud that will bend you over the bed and f--- you until you can't walk. And your GF didn't do that. F--- you, OP. F--- you. Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:16 No.21909036 File: 1376270162246.gif-(1.93 MB, 357x296, the-rock-slow-clap.gif) >>21909006 Preach. >>>GG1 ICJ2mFMy0uk 08/11/13(Sun)21:19 No.21909104 File: 1376270390511.jpg-(60 KB, 750x937, 1104sr_01_z+the_fonz+.jpg) >>>Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:21 No.21909128 >>21909006 YES File: 1376270480363.jpg-(82 KB, 270x479, PART 1373675547968.jpg) >>21909006 wowza >> Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:18 No.21909066 File: 1376270295612.gif-(1.93 MB, 235x240, 1356692993715.gif) >>21909006 Well said. >>>Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:18 No.21909069 File: 1376270296780.gif-(424 KB, 150x113, 1373919006799.gif) >>21909006 das bretty gut mane >>> Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:21 No.21909134 File: 1376270509691.gif-(787 KB, 480x360, Citizen Kane_Clap_by_Flyi(...).gif) >>21909006
File: 1376268509007.jpg-(174 KB, 645x773, 1336429747657.jpg) Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)20:48 No.21908649 Replies: >>21908700 >>21908711 >>21908754 >>21908774 >>21908823 >>21908835 >>21909006 >that feel when you have ED and can't stay hard for the life of you. >that feel when you have an amazing 7/10 gf that understands you and supports you. >that feel when you find out your ED is p----induced, so you stop watching p--- and masturbating for 6 months, and you also start lifting. >that feel when your gf never complains about the total lack of sex and keeps supporting you. >that feel when the no-p--- therapy works and your d--- can now satisfy your gf 5 times a night, and you're also fit and ottermode so every girl wants you. >that feel when now you want to bang other girls, much otter than gf, but you'd feel terribly guilty. >that feel when you don't know wether to break up with gf or to cheat on her, because not f------ any other woman for the rest of your life seems like a death sentence. >>> Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)20:50 No.21908668 tl;dr for everyone else OP discovers women want his penis and he wants to f--- other people than gf. OP, we all know that feel. Your call. Do you value sex or your feels more. >> Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:14 No.21909006 Replies: >>21909036 >>21909066 >>21909069 >>21909104 >>21909107 >>21909128 >>21909134 >>21909167 File: 1376270052708.gif-(1.23 MB, 285x212, 1356491790265.gif) >>21908649 (OP) Hey OP. Cheat on her. Why? That's the easiest thing, of course. It's all the great things with none of the consequences, and that's what life today is all about: actions without ramifications. All the new p---- you want with all of the support and love that a GF brings. It's the easiest way; kind of like eating like a pig and blaming genetics and society for your weight! And that's how you got here, right? By taking the easy way out? That's how great things are accomplished, how men are remembered, and how men die proud of themselves, right? By doing what is easiest? And we all know, especially you, OP, that it's really easy to be unhappy with yourself. You know from experience: noporn, auschwitz. It's easy as hell. You just give into your urges and you don't do anything difficult. But you know what is hard? Being happy is hard. Being happy is hard because it takes work and honesty. It takes hours at the gym, it takes night after night after night of telling your primal urges to f--- off so you can become a better and happier person. It takes pain, discipline, and sacrifice. It would have been real easy to not do all of that, OP. But you didn't. Why? Because you're better than 95% of the scum out there who lie to themselves, who don't do what it takes, and who find excuses. All of that s--- is easy. But you don't do things just because they are easy, you do them because they are f------ hard and because doing things that are f------ hard makes you a better man. Now f------ act like the man you have turned yourself into. Oh, and OP. You know what else is really easy? Leaving a limp-d--- boyfriend for a diamond-hard stud that will bend you over the bed and f--- you until you can't walk. And your GF didn't do that. F--- you, OP. F--- you. Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:16 No.21909036 File: 1376270162246.gif-(1.93 MB, 357x296, the-rock-slow-clap.gif) >>21909006 Preach. >>>GG1 ICJ2mFMy0uk 08/11/13(Sun)21:19 No.21909104 File: 1376270390511.jpg-(60 KB, 750x937, 1104sr_01_z+the_fonz+.jpg) >>>Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:21 No.21909128 >>21909006 YES File: 1376270480363.jpg-(82 KB, 270x479, PART 1373675547968.jpg) >>21909006 wowza >> Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:18 No.21909066 File: 1376270295612.gif-(1.93 MB, 235x240, 1356692993715.gif) >>21909006 Well said. >>>Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:18 No.21909069 File: 1376270296780.gif-(424 KB, 150x113, 1373919006799.gif) >>21909006 das bretty gut mane >>> Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:21 No.21909134 File: 1376270509691.gif-(787 KB, 480x360, Citizen Kane_Clap_by_Flyi(...).gif) >>21909006

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