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Anonymous 09/17/24(Tue)08:53:50 No.102421983 download (8).jpg 139 KB JPG >power draw of a human brain: 20W >power draw of a 4090: 450W Al is a pale imitation of God's creation
Anonymous 09/17/24(Tue)08:53:50 No.102421983 download (8).jpg 139 KB JPG >power draw of a human brain: 20W >power draw of a 4090: 450W Al is a pale imitation of God's creation

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Anonymous | 50347285 10,8 KB JPG Vor 2 Std. ••• Degenerate stuff you've done recently >last night >45 minute commute home from work >cruising down the highway, not a car in sight >tired, getting sleepy >vision getting blurry >still 15 minutes from home >decide to casually stroke my d--- through my jeans just to wake myself up >it works almost instantly >keep doing it so I don't get sleepy >get hard, starts to feel pretty good >realize that I'm probably awake enough to get home but don't want to stop >keep rubbing faster >c-- in my pants >have to sit in it for 10 more minutes >start getting sleepy again 1 REPLY 2 IMAGES Anonymous | 50347463 put me in the screencap redditorbro REPLY Vor 1 Std.
Anonymous | 50347285 10,8 KB JPG Vor 2 Std. ••• Degenerate stuff you've done recently >last night >45 minute commute home from work >cruising down the highway, not a car in sight >tired, getting sleepy >vision getting blurry >still 15 minutes from home >decide to casually stroke my d--- through my jeans just to wake myself up >it works almost instantly >keep doing it so I don't get sleepy >get hard, starts to feel pretty good >realize that I'm probably awake enough to get home but don't want to stop >keep rubbing faster >c-- in my pants >have to sit in it for 10 more minutes >start getting sleepy again 1 REPLY 2 IMAGES Anonymous | 50347463 put me in the screencap redditorbro REPLY Vor 1 Std.

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Shawspank Redemption | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/26/24(Thu)17:02:11 No.203899575 1.17 MB JPG VOTED ONE OF THE GREATEST FRIENDSHIPS IN THE HISTORY OF CINEMA >Red is a highly connected and influential inmate who does literally f------ nothing to stop Andy getting brutally gang r---- for years >Red literally says he wont sell Andy a weapon, something Andy could use to stop the brutal gang rapes >Red gets Andy's friend murdered by encouraging him to snitch, something a street-wise con like Red would have known would happen >In almost two decades Andy doesnt even bother telling his bestest buddy Red about his escape plan How the f--- is this garbage movie regarded as a classic? Red f------ hated Andy. I hope Andy f------ drowned Red in the ocean the second the movie ended.
Anonymous 09/26/24(Thu)17:02:11 No.203899575 1.17 MB JPG VOTED ONE OF THE GREATEST FRIENDSHIPS IN THE HISTORY OF CINEMA >Red is a highly connected and influential inmate who does literally f------ nothing to stop Andy getting brutally gang r---- for years >Red literally says he wont sell Andy a weapon, something Andy could use to stop the brutal gang rapes >Red gets Andy's friend murdered by encouraging him to snitch, something a street-wise con like Red would have known would happen >In almost two decades Andy doesnt even bother telling his bestest buddy Red about his escape plan How the f--- is this garbage movie regarded as a classic? Red f------ hated Andy. I hope Andy f------ drowned Red in the ocean the second the movie ended.

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 09/27/24(Fri)08:28:41 No.78942583 Dreaded YouTube pause screen ads finally arrive after years of warning Michael GlamPublished Sep 19, 2024, 10:47 YOUTUBE ► YouTube 278 KB PNG >Be YouTube in 2016 >Allow videos with swearing to have ads >FFW to 2017 >Demonetise most videos for "unfriendly content" >Allow more ads on videos that aren't demonetised >FFW to 2018 >Users install ad blockers >Youtubers put mid roll ads every minute >FFW 2019 >Place two ads before videos >FFW 2020 >Go to war with adblockers >War gets publicised in the media >More people install adblockers >FFW 2025 >Video pause ads I cant help but realise that this would never happen if they hadn't demonetised anyone.
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 09/27/24(Fri)08:28:41 No.78942583 Dreaded YouTube pause screen ads finally arrive after years of warning Michael GlamPublished Sep 19, 2024, 10:47 YOUTUBE ► YouTube 278 KB PNG >Be YouTube in 2016 >Allow videos with swearing to have ads >FFW to 2017 >Demonetise most videos for "unfriendly content" >Allow more ads on videos that aren't demonetised >FFW to 2018 >Users install ad blockers >Youtubers put mid roll ads every minute >FFW 2019 >Place two ads before videos >FFW 2020 >Go to war with adblockers >War gets publicised in the media >More people install adblockers >FFW 2025 >Video pause ads I cant help but realise that this would never happen if they hadn't demonetised anyone.

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Anonymous Ubishit strikes again ASSASSINS CREED SHADOWS 226 KB JPG 09/27/24(Fri)13:31:21 No.496198941 >no more assassins > fans begging for a feudal japan setting ever since the success of AC2 in 2009 >keeps feudal japan as a wild card for bad times >ffw 2024: bad times seems to have come >ubishit has been infected by the woke virus >play as a black samurai who probably never exsisted >so historically inaccurate that even the japanese government is triggered >YT trailers getting dislike bombed >using bots to write positive comments & got busted >too embarrassed to show the game at TGS >too embarrassed to provide review copies >"why is our stock price falling?" Why can't video game publishers think like a normal person for once?
Anonymous Ubishit strikes again ASSASSINS CREED SHADOWS 226 KB JPG 09/27/24(Fri)13:31:21 No.496198941 >no more assassins > fans begging for a feudal japan setting ever since the success of AC2 in 2009 >keeps feudal japan as a wild card for bad times >ffw 2024: bad times seems to have come >ubishit has been infected by the woke virus >play as a black samurai who probably never exsisted >so historically inaccurate that even the japanese government is triggered >YT trailers getting dislike bombed >using bots to write positive comments & got busted >too embarrassed to show the game at TGS >too embarrassed to provide review copies >"why is our stock price falling?" Why can't video game publishers think like a normal person for once?

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"The Ick." | /r/Greentext

File: 8b24b99761a4667d0b5b61b88(...).png (943 KB, 1032x1032) Anonymous 09/27/24(Fri)12:35:49 No.203907983 >>203910500 >>203910957 >>203911087 >>203916504 >he gave me the ick Jerry, THE ICK! Anonymous 09/27/24(Fri)13:00:31 No.203908553 >>203910326 >>203910957 >>203914063 >>203915631 >What'd he do, wipe nose on his sleeve? >Noo, that would have been fine! I can deal with snot sleeves. The ick is different, Jerry! It's difffeereeeeennt! >How is is different? >You don't understand. You're not a woman. You don't know what it's like to be with a guy who's captivating and funny and gorgeous and and then.. >...ick? >ICK! >So what happened? >We were walking to the restaurant and this guy was walking towards us. All of a sudden, some woman comes flying out of her door and the guy jukes to avoid him and bumps into his shoulder and he says, get this, "pardon mel" >...So? >So?? Who says pardon me? What kind of a man says excuse me in any form? >What, would you rather him just kick the guy in the balls and walk off? >YES! That I would have been okay with! Jerryyy how can I be with a guy who says "pardon me?" Anonymous 09/27/24(Fri)13:16:17 No.203908927 >>203910957 File: 525ob9da6knc1.png (336 KB, 720x544) >You know I've been given the ick before.
File: 8b24b99761a4667d0b5b61b88(...).png (943 KB, 1032x1032) Anonymous 09/27/24(Fri)12:35:49 No.203907983 >>203910500 >>203910957 >>203911087 >>203916504 >he gave me the ick Jerry, THE ICK! Anonymous 09/27/24(Fri)13:00:31 No.203908553 >>203910326 >>203910957 >>203914063 >>203915631 >What'd he do, wipe nose on his sleeve? >Noo, that would have been fine! I can deal with snot sleeves. The ick is different, Jerry! It's difffeereeeeennt! >How is is different? >You don't understand. You're not a woman. You don't know what it's like to be with a guy who's captivating and funny and gorgeous and and then.. >...ick? >ICK! >So what happened? >We were walking to the restaurant and this guy was walking towards us. All of a sudden, some woman comes flying out of her door and the guy jukes to avoid him and bumps into his shoulder and he says, get this, "pardon mel" >...So? >So?? Who says pardon me? What kind of a man says excuse me in any form? >What, would you rather him just kick the guy in the balls and walk off? >YES! That I would have been okay with! Jerryyy how can I be with a guy who says "pardon me?" Anonymous 09/27/24(Fri)13:16:17 No.203908927 >>203910957 File: 525ob9da6knc1.png (336 KB, 720x544) >You know I've been given the ick before.

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I mean, I would've probably done the same | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.622798957 17 minutes ago I once pretended to have a psychotic episode and smashed a macbook with a bat to keep my brother and his fiancee from stumbling across pictures | photoshopped of her giving birth to me. S
Anonymous No.622798957 17 minutes ago I once pretended to have a psychotic episode and smashed a macbook with a bat to keep my brother and his fiancee from stumbling across pictures | photoshopped of her giving birth to me. S

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anon has his head in the ceiling fan | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 27/9/2024, 5:57:56 pm > buy preowned title fight vinyl No.53952670 > it's practically mint apart from really heavy damage at the start of head in the ceiling fan i feel you random title fight fan 322 KB JPEG
Anonymous 27/9/2024, 5:57:56 pm > buy preowned title fight vinyl No.53952670 > it's practically mint apart from really heavy damage at the start of head in the ceiling fan i feel you random title fight fan 322 KB JPEG

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Anon tries Grandpa's special cake | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 334 KB PNG 09/26/24(Thu)22:37:34 No.690122605 >>690121251 # Sorta related >long time ago when I was 17 or 18 can't remember >My friends GF's grandpa made some edible sponge cake >this was the era when this s--- was still highly illegal especially in my red state where it still is >super concentrated edible the cake was real moist and tasted like strong oil >get super high >later start farting >smells like straight gas real dank >later take a s--- and the whole bathroom smells like f------ dank weed >meet friend yesterday and tell him about my farts and s--- >he had the same experience After 15 years on chronic use I gave it up living that sober life >>690122864 # : Anonymous >>690122605 # 09/26/24(Thu)22:40:34 No.690122864 My piss smells like vienna sausages right after eating a can Imao
Anonymous 334 KB PNG 09/26/24(Thu)22:37:34 No.690122605 >>690121251 # Sorta related >long time ago when I was 17 or 18 can't remember >My friends GF's grandpa made some edible sponge cake >this was the era when this s--- was still highly illegal especially in my red state where it still is >super concentrated edible the cake was real moist and tasted like strong oil >get super high >later start farting >smells like straight gas real dank >later take a s--- and the whole bathroom smells like f------ dank weed >meet friend yesterday and tell him about my farts and s--- >he had the same experience After 15 years on chronic use I gave it up living that sober life >>690122864 # : Anonymous >>690122605 # 09/26/24(Thu)22:40:34 No.690122864 My piss smells like vienna sausages right after eating a can Imao

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Greenland anon describes /int/ very well | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ✔ 09/27/24(Fri)00:57:16 No.202711344 Is he proud of his legacy? 104 KB JPG Anonymous 09/27/24(Fri)01:03:32 No.202711642 No i'm really not proud of this website anymore Anonymous 09/27/24(Fri)01:15:51 No.202712241 >>202711344 (OP) # Why did you make that thread on /int/ in your country? >>202712333 # >>202712418 # : Anonymous >>202712241 # Excuse me... >BIG BLACK CACK >WHITE >WHITE 09/27/24(Fri)01:17:48 No.202712333 >WOULD HE PASS A LOCAL IN UR COUNT?? >WHITE? >BI BLACK C00000000000000000000000CCKCCKKKKCK CK BIG F------ DARK D--- SO BIIIIIIIIG ANNNDDD DAAAARRRRRKKKKKKK PHHHALKLLLOOOSSSS >>202712384 # >>202712412 #
Anonymous ✔ 09/27/24(Fri)00:57:16 No.202711344 Is he proud of his legacy? 104 KB JPG Anonymous 09/27/24(Fri)01:03:32 No.202711642 No i'm really not proud of this website anymore Anonymous 09/27/24(Fri)01:15:51 No.202712241 >>202711344 (OP) # Why did you make that thread on /int/ in your country? >>202712333 # >>202712418 # : Anonymous >>202712241 # Excuse me... >BIG BLACK CACK >WHITE >WHITE 09/27/24(Fri)01:17:48 No.202712333 >WOULD HE PASS A LOCAL IN UR COUNT?? >WHITE? >BI BLACK C00000000000000000000000CCKCCKKKKCK CK BIG F------ DARK D--- SO BIIIIIIIIG ANNNDDD DAAAARRRRRKKKKKKK PHHHALKLLLOOOSSSS >>202712384 # >>202712412 #

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Anon makes you post the cat | /r/Greentext

: trunks Eucalyptus D--- 988 KB PNG on the new buzzy >hard as rocks What is this? 09/21/24(Sat)21:17:01 No.78888671 >be me >ex gf transitions, slices their t--- off, the whole nine >think about f------ their man p---- >makes me want to vomit >think about them re-transitioning into a woman and somehow having a big d--- now and me going to town
: trunks Eucalyptus D--- 988 KB PNG on the new buzzy >hard as rocks What is this? 09/21/24(Sat)21:17:01 No.78888671 >be me >ex gf transitions, slices their t--- off, the whole nine >think about f------ their man p---- >makes me want to vomit >think about them re-transitioning into a woman and somehow having a big d--- now and me going to town

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Good writing? | /r/Greentext

>Hag wears tight clothes meant for a younger woman Name a better anime trope.
>Hag wears tight clothes meant for a younger woman Name a better anime trope.

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Escort Group | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)07:04:53 No.16867586 Henry-Ford.jpg 222 KB JPG >did as much and more for the workers of the world as Lenin and Lenin >Lenin would agree with that statement >was also proven to be tarded in a court of law
: Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)07:04:53 No.16867586 Henry-Ford.jpg 222 KB JPG >did as much and more for the workers of the world as Lenin and Lenin >Lenin would agree with that statement >was also proven to be tarded in a court of law

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Life is just a South Park Episode. | /r/Greentext

Put a chick in it and make her lame an gay. Put a chick in it and make her(...) 77 KB JPG 09/26/24(Thu)18:57:59 No.690104946 >be Sony executives >need to find a way to recover loses from Concorde >remember gamers really like Ghost of Tsushima >announce new Ghost of game >femoid protag >has person notorious for injecting their politics on the project >already telling people "don't like it, don't buy it" Is this game DOA anons?
Put a chick in it and make her lame an gay. Put a chick in it and make her(...) 77 KB JPG 09/26/24(Thu)18:57:59 No.690104946 >be Sony executives >need to find a way to recover loses from Concorde >remember gamers really like Ghost of Tsushima >announce new Ghost of game >femoid protag >has person notorious for injecting their politics on the project >already telling people "don't like it, don't buy it" Is this game DOA anons?

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Anon is wage slave | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (WALT 3R VOMITING) 24 KB JPG : Anonymous 09/26/24(Thu)04:42:51 No.78928951 >>78928951 (OP) # >10 hours at work >10 hours sleeping >4 hours just to feel alive How the f--- theses normies stay sane and do this s--- for 60 Years 09/26/24(Thu)04:44:26 No.78928961 We have gotten to the point where this .jpg is now being used on r9k by other f------ Walterposter won and it is you dumbasses fault >>78929173 #
: Anonymous (WALT 3R VOMITING) 24 KB JPG : Anonymous 09/26/24(Thu)04:42:51 No.78928951 >>78928951 (OP) # >10 hours at work >10 hours sleeping >4 hours just to feel alive How the f--- theses normies stay sane and do this s--- for 60 Years 09/26/24(Thu)04:44:26 No.78928961 We have gotten to the point where this .jpg is now being used on r9k by other f------ Walterposter won and it is you dumbasses fault >>78929173 #

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All The Crazy Prices | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/26/24(Thu)08:13:34 No.78932230 1.64 MB PNG >This was considered $1 in 1990
Anonymous 09/26/24(Thu)08:13:34 No.78932230 1.64 MB PNG >This was considered $1 in 1990

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Economics Blues | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 5RLBG3tp) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 09/26/24(Thu)08:02:32 No.482888095 This can't be right & Economist explains why Europeans are getting poorer... and happier 79K views • 22 hours ago 312 KB PNG >"Money can't buy happiness" >"I may be poorer than you, but at least I'm happier than you" Poverty is the key to happiness. That explains it. 11:56
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 5RLBG3tp) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 09/26/24(Thu)08:02:32 No.482888095 This can't be right & Economist explains why Europeans are getting poorer... and happier 79K views • 22 hours ago 312 KB PNG >"Money can't buy happiness" >"I may be poorer than you, but at least I'm happier than you" Poverty is the key to happiness. That explains it. 11:56

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Sobering up to reality | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: RL82EyJg How do people do it? 09/17/24(Tue)00:37:02 No.481913816 1726326551058530.png 29 KB PNG >be me >quit booze >quit weed >quit amphetamines Sobriety is suicide fuel
Anonymous (ID: RL82EyJg How do people do it? 09/17/24(Tue)00:37:02 No.481913816 1726326551058530.png 29 KB PNG >be me >quit booze >quit weed >quit amphetamines Sobriety is suicide fuel

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Internet Drama | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.26 MB GIF 09/26/24(Thu)06:51:47 No.78928807 >former friend in friend server says everyone there should kill themselves >find out context is that they posted gooner bait on xitter and wanted everyone to repost it, all while they were talking about something serious >they all cut her off in her attempts to apologize >I try to ask or find context that maybe it was just a mental breakdown or something >get called a bitch >they want me to join them in harassing her in a vc about the entire thing >I say its justified but I don't want to because mean >get called a white knight and they leave to go do it >join after a bit >not even 30 seconds pass before I leave guys im so f------ sorry but I just cant its so f------ mean, I genuinely almost cried when I joined because I didn't wanna join in, what the f--- is wrong with me.
: Anonymous 1.26 MB GIF 09/26/24(Thu)06:51:47 No.78928807 >former friend in friend server says everyone there should kill themselves >find out context is that they posted gooner bait on xitter and wanted everyone to repost it, all while they were talking about something serious >they all cut her off in her attempts to apologize >I try to ask or find context that maybe it was just a mental breakdown or something >get called a bitch >they want me to join them in harassing her in a vc about the entire thing >I say its justified but I don't want to because mean >get called a white knight and they leave to go do it >join after a bit >not even 30 seconds pass before I leave guys im so f------ sorry but I just cant its so f------ mean, I genuinely almost cried when I joined because I didn't wanna join in, what the f--- is wrong with me.

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Anon lowers his expectations | /r/Greentext

Anonymous & STATE × OF PLAY 09/24/24(Tue)19:18:49 No.689877258 1005 KB PNG >men enjoyed this too much >time to add girl power!
Anonymous & STATE × OF PLAY 09/24/24(Tue)19:18:49 No.689877258 1005 KB PNG >men enjoyed this too much >time to add girl power!

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