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ARE YOU PRD HAMER UN PRU-SHALL BECAUSE YOU SEINE LIKE YOU'RE SUPPORTING GENE CHILLERDIM JUST ANTISEMITIC 883 KB PNG >Lose my arousal for men irl >Idea of getting a girl pregnant makes me f------ horny as f--- >Want to jokingly insult and make fun of my effeminate friends more >gay, male, 26 >Out of nowhere develop a vagina fetish What have I become? >Only want to have sex with women >Sometimes I think women are cute and sexy >>909050935 # :Anonymous >>909050490 (OP) # >What have I become? Anonymous Normal Straight. Welcome to growing up. People change. its not a big deal. 11/09/23(Thu)12:31:12 No.909050716 11/09/23(Thu)12:31:12 No.909050721 11/09/23(Thu)12:33:31 No.909050852 Anonymous >>909050490 (OP) # No such thing as a "vagina fetish". Men liking vaginas is the opposite of a fetish. >>909051184 # >>909051210 #
ARE YOU PRD HAMER UN PRU-SHALL BECAUSE YOU SEINE LIKE YOU'RE SUPPORTING GENE CHILLERDIM JUST ANTISEMITIC 883 KB PNG >Lose my arousal for men irl >Idea of getting a girl pregnant makes me f------ horny as f--- >Want to jokingly insult and make fun of my effeminate friends more >gay, male, 26 >Out of nowhere develop a vagina fetish What have I become? >Only want to have sex with women >Sometimes I think women are cute and sexy >>909050935 # :Anonymous >>909050490 (OP) # >What have I become? Anonymous Normal Straight. Welcome to growing up. People change. its not a big deal. 11/09/23(Thu)12:31:12 No.909050716 11/09/23(Thu)12:31:12 No.909050721 11/09/23(Thu)12:33:31 No.909050852 Anonymous >>909050490 (OP) # No such thing as a "vagina fetish". Men liking vaginas is the opposite of a fetish. >>909051184 # >>909051210 #

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The Foid Replacement | /r/Greentext

File: OIG2165462.jpg (107 KB, 1024x1024) FEMINI NSM > Supporting Transhumanist agendas > Silicone & TPE Dolls >Artificial Intelligence > VR + P--- + Sexbots +AR + AL Total Women Replacement / Robowaifu / Al GF General: BIOBAG EDITION World Serpent !!F8+jNWu9Mvz (ID: X7R2XTVO) 02/04/24 (Sun)21:59:18 No.457591278 [Reply] ► This will be an ever increasingly important topic in the coming years. Already harpies (feminist) are screeching to ban or regulate sex robots and Al for """"safety"""" and ""ethics"""". Robowaifus represent men's ultimate salvation and freedom from today's dystopian, nightmarish, misandrist, loveless, gynocentric world. Fefails won't be replaced without a fight and we need to gear up. Let us physically meme into existence the release of artificial wombs and sex bots ahead of schedule. We must ACCELERATE robowaifus (similar to 2016 kek chaos magic). [TOPICS TO KICK START DISCUSSION] > Artificial Wombs > Sex Bots > Artificial wombs combined with sex bots > Robowaifus >Robotics > Nandroids > Torsos > Onaholes
File: OIG2165462.jpg (107 KB, 1024x1024) FEMINI NSM > Supporting Transhumanist agendas > Silicone & TPE Dolls >Artificial Intelligence > VR + P--- + Sexbots +AR + AL Total Women Replacement / Robowaifu / Al GF General: BIOBAG EDITION World Serpent !!F8+jNWu9Mvz (ID: X7R2XTVO) 02/04/24 (Sun)21:59:18 No.457591278 [Reply] ► This will be an ever increasingly important topic in the coming years. Already harpies (feminist) are screeching to ban or regulate sex robots and Al for """"safety"""" and ""ethics"""". Robowaifus represent men's ultimate salvation and freedom from today's dystopian, nightmarish, misandrist, loveless, gynocentric world. Fefails won't be replaced without a fight and we need to gear up. Let us physically meme into existence the release of artificial wombs and sex bots ahead of schedule. We must ACCELERATE robowaifus (similar to 2016 kek chaos magic). [TOPICS TO KICK START DISCUSSION] > Artificial Wombs > Sex Bots > Artificial wombs combined with sex bots > Robowaifus >Robotics > Nandroids > Torsos > Onaholes

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Anon is a problem solver | /r/Greentext

File: 1691317762685651.jpg (91 KB, 1480x833) Anonymous 02/04/24(Sun)02:21:40 No.98817842 ► >>98817911 >>98818008 >>98818021 >>98818042 >>98820505 >>98821324 >>98821363 >>98821983 >>98822415 >>98822448 >>98822607 I keep seeing people say that anyone wearing this is asking to get mugged, but that doesn't seem like a good idea when it has like 1000 cameras collecting video evidence from every conceivable angle. Not to mention that you need the owner's retinas to access it Anonymous 02/04/24(Sun)02:28:10 No.98817911 ► >>98817926 >>98818481 >>98820506 File: stolen_visionpro_enabler.png (33 KB, 554x116) >>98817842 (OP) >you need the owner's retinas to access it
File: 1691317762685651.jpg (91 KB, 1480x833) Anonymous 02/04/24(Sun)02:21:40 No.98817842 ► >>98817911 >>98818008 >>98818021 >>98818042 >>98820505 >>98821324 >>98821363 >>98821983 >>98822415 >>98822448 >>98822607 I keep seeing people say that anyone wearing this is asking to get mugged, but that doesn't seem like a good idea when it has like 1000 cameras collecting video evidence from every conceivable angle. Not to mention that you need the owner's retinas to access it Anonymous 02/04/24(Sun)02:28:10 No.98817911 ► >>98817926 >>98818481 >>98820506 File: stolen_visionpro_enabler.png (33 KB, 554x116) >>98817842 (OP) >you need the owner's retinas to access it

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Anon took some pills | /r/Greentext

Anonymous DEUS EX ion STORM TM 02/03/24(Sat)06:54:37 No.665850506 >grow up >realize it's all true deus_ex.jpg 128 KB JPG 14 EIDOS INTERACTIV >play game >wow all these conspiracies are really outlandish and silly
Anonymous DEUS EX ion STORM TM 02/03/24(Sat)06:54:37 No.665850506 >grow up >realize it's all true deus_ex.jpg 128 KB JPG 14 EIDOS INTERACTIV >play game >wow all these conspiracies are really outlandish and silly

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Anon works in 3D printing | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: lo3n+nig) 02/04/24 (Sun)11:23:42 No.457562209 ► >>457562867 >>457572991 File: 1673391675291588.jpg (88 KB, 691x633) >>457556619 This, as someone who works in 3D printing every second job is basically > Hey anon, can you make X for me, here's the CAD (that I whipped up in 5 minutes) > What do you mean you need to fix my design so it doesn't have 50,000 self intersections and can actually be printed > 5 days to print, it isn't instant? > Finishing costs? support removal? I thought it just came out the machine like in the Star trek? > What do you mean its cheaper to mass produce this from carbon than 3D print?
Anonymous (ID: lo3n+nig) 02/04/24 (Sun)11:23:42 No.457562209 ► >>457562867 >>457572991 File: 1673391675291588.jpg (88 KB, 691x633) >>457556619 This, as someone who works in 3D printing every second job is basically > Hey anon, can you make X for me, here's the CAD (that I whipped up in 5 minutes) > What do you mean you need to fix my design so it doesn't have 50,000 self intersections and can actually be printed > 5 days to print, it isn't instant? > Finishing costs? support removal? I thought it just came out the machine like in the Star trek? > What do you mean its cheaper to mass produce this from carbon than 3D print?

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Anon discovers normie girls | /r/Greentext

22 KB PNG >be me >decides to finally try Tinder out >oh it cant be that bad >all the girls can be grouped into the same 5 or 6 types of women >no personality, no aspirations, no hobbies, no tastes, nothing interesting or unique, just a parade of women who all think and feel alike >they all have as passions: restaurants, traveling, dogs, this week top song, Instagram, the newest series released by Netflix, sleeping and talking >begin to feel despair not only for my dating life but for the world >begin to hate women >delete app
22 KB PNG >be me >decides to finally try Tinder out >oh it cant be that bad >all the girls can be grouped into the same 5 or 6 types of women >no personality, no aspirations, no hobbies, no tastes, nothing interesting or unique, just a parade of women who all think and feel alike >they all have as passions: restaurants, traveling, dogs, this week top song, Instagram, the newest series released by Netflix, sleeping and talking >begin to feel despair not only for my dating life but for the world >begin to hate women >delete app

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The Europoor Strikes Back | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/04/24 (Sun)17:38:20 No.193382239 >Be a proud American. >Wake up on sunday and make cereal. >Wife chugged the last of the synthetic milk. >Use gallon of corn syrup instead. >Mix it with my 10 prescription fat people pills. >TummyRumble.wav 210 KB PNG >Waddle to steel reinforced water saving toilet for weekly s---. >Spend an hour giving birth to what feels like a cinder block. >A------ gaping like nuclear crater. >These pills are supposed to give me diarrhoea. >*PLOP* >Be drenched in sweat at the end of this. >Exercise done for the week. >Flush 25 times down the toilet. >Brush teeth with sweetened toothpaste. >No need to wash penis because circumcised for health reasons. >Get inside of lifted pickup truck. >Regular suspension cannot handle my god tier 600lbs form. >Drive above speed limit on highway (41mph) to gas station where I do my weekly grocery shop. >Fill cart with a week supply of frozen pizza, cereal and bud light. >Don't buy europoor beer because its unhealthy. >Pay with credit card debt. >Drive back to trailer park and feast on pizza with wife and crippled war hero son. >Pray to shrine of US president (Benjamin Netanyahu) >Get s-------- on piss beer while zoning out to trashy poor people on TV. >Time for bed (11pm) >Me and wife take prescription horny pills for sex. >Cant get hard due to vasectomy. >Ravage wifes fat folds for 2 minutes. >Apply breathing machine for sleep while wife sets up our sleeping pills, dreaming pills, and waking up pills so we dont die. >Fall asleep and have a nightmare about being a europoor. >God bless the USA. Anonymous [] 02/04/24(Sun)17:40:53 No. 193382333
Anonymous 02/04/24 (Sun)17:38:20 No.193382239 >Be a proud American. >Wake up on sunday and make cereal. >Wife chugged the last of the synthetic milk. >Use gallon of corn syrup instead. >Mix it with my 10 prescription fat people pills. >TummyRumble.wav 210 KB PNG >Waddle to steel reinforced water saving toilet for weekly s---. >Spend an hour giving birth to what feels like a cinder block. >A------ gaping like nuclear crater. >These pills are supposed to give me diarrhoea. >*PLOP* >Be drenched in sweat at the end of this. >Exercise done for the week. >Flush 25 times down the toilet. >Brush teeth with sweetened toothpaste. >No need to wash penis because circumcised for health reasons. >Get inside of lifted pickup truck. >Regular suspension cannot handle my god tier 600lbs form. >Drive above speed limit on highway (41mph) to gas station where I do my weekly grocery shop. >Fill cart with a week supply of frozen pizza, cereal and bud light. >Don't buy europoor beer because its unhealthy. >Pay with credit card debt. >Drive back to trailer park and feast on pizza with wife and crippled war hero son. >Pray to shrine of US president (Benjamin Netanyahu) >Get s-------- on piss beer while zoning out to trashy poor people on TV. >Time for bed (11pm) >Me and wife take prescription horny pills for sex. >Cant get hard due to vasectomy. >Ravage wifes fat folds for 2 minutes. >Apply breathing machine for sleep while wife sets up our sleeping pills, dreaming pills, and waking up pills so we dont die. >Fall asleep and have a nightmare about being a europoor. >God bless the USA. Anonymous [] 02/04/24(Sun)17:40:53 No. 193382333

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Courtesy of The Red, White and Green | /r/Greentext

Anonymous uhh soo DNA test 393 KB PNG I've done a dna test(my heritage). I'm from the eastern part of Sicily. (as far as i know all my parents are sicilians) 28% Greek and south italian 25% Sardinian 20% Western Asia 9% Ashkenazi Jew 8% North African 02/04/24(Sun)11:38:19 No. 193367742 4% Italian 2% Middle Eastern 1% Nigerian Done with my heritage, what should i think about it? Why tf 25% sardinian:< My skin is white, brownish hairs with a greco-roman nose. Sad for my italian %, kinda low... and I would have liked to be a little Iberian 104 Replies / 17 Images View Thread
Anonymous uhh soo DNA test 393 KB PNG I've done a dna test(my heritage). I'm from the eastern part of Sicily. (as far as i know all my parents are sicilians) 28% Greek and south italian 25% Sardinian 20% Western Asia 9% Ashkenazi Jew 8% North African 02/04/24(Sun)11:38:19 No. 193367742 4% Italian 2% Middle Eastern 1% Nigerian Done with my heritage, what should i think about it? Why tf 25% sardinian:< My skin is white, brownish hairs with a greco-roman nose. Sad for my italian %, kinda low... and I would have liked to be a little Iberian 104 Replies / 17 Images View Thread

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Anon is stupid | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 9 KB PNG 4.2.2024, 22:34:02 No.21309117 >Be me, stoopid > Friend gets doxxed, freaks out and tells me > Panic, turn on VPN > Feeling invincible, google for revenge tools > Find an IP scraper, use it on the guy > Gather intel, feeling like a hacker in a movie > Discover he uses a VPN, ohno.jpeg > Decide to snitch to the VPN provider > Write a email about him being a digital villain with Chatgpt > Feel victorious, go to bed with a smile > Can't sleep, curiosity strikes, check out IP grabber site > Read through everything, get to the bottom > "PS: you got trolled :)" > MFW I just reported myself to some random company
Anonymous 9 KB PNG 4.2.2024, 22:34:02 No.21309117 >Be me, stoopid > Friend gets doxxed, freaks out and tells me > Panic, turn on VPN > Feeling invincible, google for revenge tools > Find an IP scraper, use it on the guy > Gather intel, feeling like a hacker in a movie > Discover he uses a VPN, ohno.jpeg > Decide to snitch to the VPN provider > Write a email about him being a digital villain with Chatgpt > Feel victorious, go to bed with a smile > Can't sleep, curiosity strikes, check out IP grabber site > Read through everything, get to the bottom > "PS: you got trolled :)" > MFW I just reported myself to some random company

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I love happy endings | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 3.47 MB JPG 02/04/24(Sun)11:50:56 No.30684729 >handsome latino husband cooks, cleans and basically does all the chores for me >he also works, with his income being not that far from mine >he's also emotionally supportive and always available for me all times >i deny him my entire affection myself because deep down I was still thinking about my first bf >Im late at our anniversary; i offer starfish lay after not having sex for months due my low sex drive >due to my unavailability, my husband begins to seek affection from another woman at work >I find out about this >at first i thought it was just about sex, my sexual drive is extremely low and I was eager to let it slide because it was purely physical >find out they did not even f---, they just comfort each other emotionally >I feel enraged after realizing he invested his feelings in that woman >willing to forgive him and make the necessary steps to repair our relationship >try to cook for him, do the chores, proactively plan dates and outright offer sex >but he say he does not love me anymore >check out this slut my husband cheated on with >she's not even a 6, when I'm a solid a 9 at least >she is short, clumsy, chubby, asian >I'm tall, fit, blue eyed, long blonde hair >husband is still willing to accompany me to my younger sister college graduation; i asked him to come because my family likes my husband >he's still gentle, nice and supportive >I beg him to start over again but he isn't willing, every day I realize how much control I have lost over him >he wants the divorce to be with that woman instead
: Anonymous 3.47 MB JPG 02/04/24(Sun)11:50:56 No.30684729 >handsome latino husband cooks, cleans and basically does all the chores for me >he also works, with his income being not that far from mine >he's also emotionally supportive and always available for me all times >i deny him my entire affection myself because deep down I was still thinking about my first bf >Im late at our anniversary; i offer starfish lay after not having sex for months due my low sex drive >due to my unavailability, my husband begins to seek affection from another woman at work >I find out about this >at first i thought it was just about sex, my sexual drive is extremely low and I was eager to let it slide because it was purely physical >find out they did not even f---, they just comfort each other emotionally >I feel enraged after realizing he invested his feelings in that woman >willing to forgive him and make the necessary steps to repair our relationship >try to cook for him, do the chores, proactively plan dates and outright offer sex >but he say he does not love me anymore >check out this slut my husband cheated on with >she's not even a 6, when I'm a solid a 9 at least >she is short, clumsy, chubby, asian >I'm tall, fit, blue eyed, long blonde hair >husband is still willing to accompany me to my younger sister college graduation; i asked him to come because my family likes my husband >he's still gentle, nice and supportive >I beg him to start over again but he isn't willing, every day I realize how much control I have lost over him >he wants the divorce to be with that woman instead

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Matt_2505 from America | /r/Greentext

Matt_2504 1h Be American Wake up and eat 2000 calories of heavily processed cereal Read mail $100,000 fine from homeowners association for grass being 0.01 inches too long Put on my medium size (XXXXL in Europe) suit ready for work Get in truck ready for 3 hour drive to work Accidentally drive 0.1 miles an hour over the limit Pulled over by police Immediately revive 20 rounds of 9mm ammunition to the chest due to being slightly darker than Count Dracula Cop leaves, somehow I'm still alive Bystander calls ambulance, I'm too weak to protest Transported to hospital Doctors hand me the bill $6,800,000,000 plus a mandatory 30% tip Shed a tear of joy at the privilege of living in the land of the free
Matt_2504 1h Be American Wake up and eat 2000 calories of heavily processed cereal Read mail $100,000 fine from homeowners association for grass being 0.01 inches too long Put on my medium size (XXXXL in Europe) suit ready for work Get in truck ready for 3 hour drive to work Accidentally drive 0.1 miles an hour over the limit Pulled over by police Immediately revive 20 rounds of 9mm ammunition to the chest due to being slightly darker than Count Dracula Cop leaves, somehow I'm still alive Bystander calls ambulance, I'm too weak to protest Transported to hospital Doctors hand me the bill $6,800,000,000 plus a mandatory 30% tip Shed a tear of joy at the privilege of living in the land of the free

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Mr Bean anon in Italy | /r/Greentext

Embarrasing international moments you've lived through: >on erasmus in Milan >in a convience store looking for garbage bags >ask the cashier where to find them in english >everyone else i had met in the city had known english. I figured this was the norm >he looks at me with a blank face. He clearly doesn't know english >keep repeating "garbage bags" to him in different ways. "Plastic bags, trash bags" etc. It goes nowhere >a line had formed behind me by now >eventually get my point through by holding up a plastic shopping bag >he throws two at me. Clearly annoyed and scan the rest of my stuff 364 KB PNG >"grazie..." >as i'm reaching for my phone to pay this chinese woman behind me had bent over to do something with her items >motion of my arm going backwards leads me to elbow her straight in the face >she looks up at me with a horrified face while holding her forehead >fact that i had just looked like an idiot trying to speak a foreign language to the locals hadn't passed on me >so i blurt out "oh f---! Ni hao! Scussi mille.." >she doesn't look like she was pleased with my apology >try to scurry away with my two plastic shopping bags and instant noodles >incel trip on something on my way out
Embarrasing international moments you've lived through: >on erasmus in Milan >in a convience store looking for garbage bags >ask the cashier where to find them in english >everyone else i had met in the city had known english. I figured this was the norm >he looks at me with a blank face. He clearly doesn't know english >keep repeating "garbage bags" to him in different ways. "Plastic bags, trash bags" etc. It goes nowhere >a line had formed behind me by now >eventually get my point through by holding up a plastic shopping bag >he throws two at me. Clearly annoyed and scan the rest of my stuff 364 KB PNG >"grazie..." >as i'm reaching for my phone to pay this chinese woman behind me had bent over to do something with her items >motion of my arm going backwards leads me to elbow her straight in the face >she looks up at me with a horrified face while holding her forehead >fact that i had just looked like an idiot trying to speak a foreign language to the locals hadn't passed on me >so i blurt out "oh f---! Ni hao! Scussi mille.." >she doesn't look like she was pleased with my apology >try to scurry away with my two plastic shopping bags and instant noodles >incel trip on something on my way out

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: Anonymous 02/04/24(Sun)15:10:16 No.193351477 >be european >wake up in the freezing cold because gas pipelines were shut off due to a neighboring country being autistic >go to work >on the way to the station a somali pickpockets you 62 KB JPG >get on the train >pakistani starts stabbing you >work mind-numblingly boring stale office job for 8 hours >come back with your weekly paycheck of 50 euro >come home >cry self to sleep >huge bomb comes through your window >finally peace from being european
: Anonymous 02/04/24(Sun)15:10:16 No.193351477 >be european >wake up in the freezing cold because gas pipelines were shut off due to a neighboring country being autistic >go to work >on the way to the station a somali pickpockets you 62 KB JPG >get on the train >pakistani starts stabbing you >work mind-numblingly boring stale office job for 8 hours >come back with your weekly paycheck of 50 euro >come home >cry self to sleep >huge bomb comes through your window >finally peace from being european

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But yes... Yes it does. | /r/Greentext

de) >>>638811786 (You) not everything needs to be turned into an anime girl 份 ///
de) >>>638811786 (You) not everything needs to be turned into an anime girl 份 ///

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Anonymous Ma $1 02/04/24(Sun)08:10:19 No.193344323 SA hitler-n-a-pas-ete-le-seul-a-refuser-de-saluer-mon-grand-pere.jpg 27 KB JPG >Nazi Germans promote for now a good decade the Superiority of the "Germanic race" >Gets awarded and organized the 1936 Olympics to showcase a display of that >Some Black guy effortlessly mog the s--- of every single white people during that competition >In front of Hitler, Goebbels and most high position nazi leaders Is it the biggest KWAB moment in Mankind history?
Anonymous Ma $1 02/04/24(Sun)08:10:19 No.193344323 SA hitler-n-a-pas-ete-le-seul-a-refuser-de-saluer-mon-grand-pere.jpg 27 KB JPG >Nazi Germans promote for now a good decade the Superiority of the "Germanic race" >Gets awarded and organized the 1936 Olympics to showcase a display of that >Some Black guy effortlessly mog the s--- of every single white people during that competition >In front of Hitler, Goebbels and most high position nazi leaders Is it the biggest KWAB moment in Mankind history?

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Anon misses a friend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/09/21(Tue)23:01:46 No.23100637 >>23100679 >>23100353 (OP) >have cute asian friend growing up >childhood friends >I become trans >hes supportive and nice >we grow up and he becomes more cute and handsome >I realize he's the first and only guy I've ever really liked >want him to like me back romantically and sexually >he meets a new friend of mine >shes everything I wanted to be as a girl. Cis, cute, feminine, perfect fembrained personality, blonde, small framed, cute feminine body >one month later I see a picture she posted of them standing together with her cuddled up to his chest and him holding her >hurts >go to a get together at her place >she spends the entire time on his lap and cuddling him >I barely get to talk to him >eventually she says they're tired and going to bed (they were going to f---) and for the rest of us to just lock the doors when we leave >I watch her holding his hand and leading him up to her room It's even worse that I never even get to see or spend time with him anymore. It's happened everytime he's had a gf, but not to this extent.
Anonymous 11/09/21(Tue)23:01:46 No.23100637 >>23100679 >>23100353 (OP) >have cute asian friend growing up >childhood friends >I become trans >hes supportive and nice >we grow up and he becomes more cute and handsome >I realize he's the first and only guy I've ever really liked >want him to like me back romantically and sexually >he meets a new friend of mine >shes everything I wanted to be as a girl. Cis, cute, feminine, perfect fembrained personality, blonde, small framed, cute feminine body >one month later I see a picture she posted of them standing together with her cuddled up to his chest and him holding her >hurts >go to a get together at her place >she spends the entire time on his lap and cuddling him >I barely get to talk to him >eventually she says they're tired and going to bed (they were going to f---) and for the rest of us to just lock the doors when we leave >I watch her holding his hand and leading him up to her room It's even worse that I never even get to see or spend time with him anymore. It's happened everytime he's had a gf, but not to this extent.

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Anon critiques Batman | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: waFqZG60) 02/03/24(Sat)19:12:24 No.457445902 >>457444189 (OP) # Batbug is the dumbest cuckiest super-zero of all time. >Catches the joker >Joker escapes >Joker causes mayhem, kills people, destroys society >Catches joker again >Cycle repeats One bullet to the head of the joker would've stopped so many future deaths. Batcuck is a representation of Christcukery. Infinite forgiveness at the expense of the innocent. >>457446129 #
: Anonymous (ID: waFqZG60) 02/03/24(Sat)19:12:24 No.457445902 >>457444189 (OP) # Batbug is the dumbest cuckiest super-zero of all time. >Catches the joker >Joker escapes >Joker causes mayhem, kills people, destroys society >Catches joker again >Cycle repeats One bullet to the head of the joker would've stopped so many future deaths. Batcuck is a representation of Christcukery. Infinite forgiveness at the expense of the innocent. >>457446129 #

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: Anonymous 323 KB PNG 02/02/24(Fri)15:56:56 No.76327467 >dad killed himself when I was 5 >mother became crackhead >step father forced me to give him b------- and stuck things up my ass, threatened to murder me in my sleep if I tell anyone >step father blows his brains out when I report him >sent to orphanage because mom's a crackhead, and grandparents don't give a f--- >become very fat >bullied and beaten in school and at orphanage for being a fat ugly weirdo >make 0 friends in school, repeated truancy >finally quit school at 16 and become homeless >go to juvy for stabbing some other homeless guy, crackhead was threatening to murder me so I stuck him >mothers grandparents die with no will >get out of juvy, go live at formerly grandparents rundown house with crackhead schizo mother >they scream and cuss 5+ hours a day causing me constant stress, but atheist I'm not homeless >live off welfare >mother dies 5 years later, feel relieved >0 friends 0 family, never had a job >spend 16 hours a day online >make online friends, make up better version of my life where I have an okay family, where I attended university, where i have gf .constantly lie and pretend I'm a different person >read tens of thousands of greentext and reddit post so it's easy for me to pretend >social skills are bad so I never keep friends long anyways >shitpost on 4chan so I don't feel lonely Atleast I'm not a manlet
: Anonymous 323 KB PNG 02/02/24(Fri)15:56:56 No.76327467 >dad killed himself when I was 5 >mother became crackhead >step father forced me to give him b------- and stuck things up my ass, threatened to murder me in my sleep if I tell anyone >step father blows his brains out when I report him >sent to orphanage because mom's a crackhead, and grandparents don't give a f--- >become very fat >bullied and beaten in school and at orphanage for being a fat ugly weirdo >make 0 friends in school, repeated truancy >finally quit school at 16 and become homeless >go to juvy for stabbing some other homeless guy, crackhead was threatening to murder me so I stuck him >mothers grandparents die with no will >get out of juvy, go live at formerly grandparents rundown house with crackhead schizo mother >they scream and cuss 5+ hours a day causing me constant stress, but atheist I'm not homeless >live off welfare >mother dies 5 years later, feel relieved >0 friends 0 family, never had a job >spend 16 hours a day online >make online friends, make up better version of my life where I have an okay family, where I attended university, where i have gf .constantly lie and pretend I'm a different person >read tens of thousands of greentext and reddit post so it's easy for me to pretend >social skills are bad so I never keep friends long anyways >shitpost on 4chan so I don't feel lonely Atleast I'm not a manlet

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: Anonymous 02/03/24(Sat) 23:52:23 No.665918435 654362352.jpg 863 KB JPG >Yeah, violence is le bad! I wrote those games because it's about that we're humans and violence is bad. What? Kill Palestinians and I supporte the IDF. Killing kids even score two points like the old arcade games!
: Anonymous 02/03/24(Sat) 23:52:23 No.665918435 654362352.jpg 863 KB JPG >Yeah, violence is le bad! I wrote those games because it's about that we're humans and violence is bad. What? Kill Palestinians and I supporte the IDF. Killing kids even score two points like the old arcade games!

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Anonymous 35 KB JPG 04/17/19(Wed)16:31:29 No.51985535 >buy big pillow >spray female perfume on it >hug it while laying in bed imagining its a qt girl >kiss it and whisper "i love you, good night" >pillow never says anything back >feel even sadder while falling asleep What level of loneliness are you on?
Anonymous 35 KB JPG 04/17/19(Wed)16:31:29 No.51985535 >buy big pillow >spray female perfume on it >hug it while laying in bed imagining its a qt girl >kiss it and whisper "i love you, good night" >pillow never says anything back >feel even sadder while falling asleep What level of loneliness are you on?

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