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What was wifeanon doing on Grindr? Is she gay too? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/26/21(Thu)13:20:05 No.861835401 >wife found the grindr account 28 KB JPG 9 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
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One cigarette is 8 minutes off your life | /r/Greentext

27 KB JPG >That's it? >Be me >Be 18 >Try smoking for the first time >Start coughing like crazy >Get intensely dizzy, unable to walk, stand or even talk properly >Continues for a straight minute or 2 >Ended up throwing the pack away How the f--- are people addicted to this?
27 KB JPG >That's it? >Be me >Be 18 >Try smoking for the first time >Start coughing like crazy >Get intensely dizzy, unable to walk, stand or even talk properly >Continues for a straight minute or 2 >Ended up throwing the pack away How the f--- are people addicted to this?

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Anon talks about Japanese folklore | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)19:55:39 No.56605912 >>56605936 >>56605988 >>56606066 >>56606153 >>56606163 >>56606544 >>56609012 56611206 >>56611622 >>56612844 >>56612887 >>56605844 (OP). >>56605859 American folklore >This man planted appleseeds all across America to help his fellow man >Be careful up on coffin mountain, there are these strange coffin animals that might explode and leave a hole in the ground! >Skinwalkers are very scary monsters that will mimic you, stay inside and don't go out into the forest at night Japanese folklore >A man got lost in the blizzard and decidd to F--- a snow woman >A man saw a fox and she turned into a fox lady so he F----- HER >The strange raccoon dog? It has MASSIVE TESTICLES IT USES TO F--- HUMAN WOMEN
Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)19:55:39 No.56605912 >>56605936 >>56605988 >>56606066 >>56606153 >>56606163 >>56606544 >>56609012 56611206 >>56611622 >>56612844 >>56612887 >>56605844 (OP). >>56605859 American folklore >This man planted appleseeds all across America to help his fellow man >Be careful up on coffin mountain, there are these strange coffin animals that might explode and leave a hole in the ground! >Skinwalkers are very scary monsters that will mimic you, stay inside and don't go out into the forest at night Japanese folklore >A man got lost in the blizzard and decidd to F--- a snow woman >A man saw a fox and she turned into a fox lady so he F----- HER >The strange raccoon dog? It has MASSIVE TESTICLES IT USES TO F--- HUMAN WOMEN

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Tactical Strike | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Travel buddy stories? Each day I get closer to the gates of Me 15 KB JPG 07/15/24(Mon) 16:21:37 No.2685816 >friend wants to go to Japan >walks too slow to keep up >didn't learn mannerisms or basic phrases and wonders why things are hard >walks too fast through each museum, shrine, location to take anything seriously in >sleeps in till 10-11am even on days where we weren't out drinking before >greatly exaggerated how much cash they had to spend or brought despite realizing how much they saw hotels, drinks, etc cost The worst >inadvertently or stupidly c--- blocks at the bar with 0 self awareness of the situation >despite knowing months in advance trip was coming up planned practically nothing about things to do, see, or bother with because /yolo/ but has to constantly ask you what to do Why do people complain about traveling solo? I am never going back to traveling with friends this is like the 3rd time it's happened where a friend has wanted to go somewhere together only to turn into a complete brain dead NPC half a second after stepping off the aircraft. I feel like a f------ babysitter. Anonymous >>2685816 (OP) # 07/15/24(Mon) 16:34:48 No.2685820 This is 100 proof distilled autism: the post. I find it hard to imagine OP even has a single friend. >>2685828 #
Anonymous Travel buddy stories? Each day I get closer to the gates of Me 15 KB JPG 07/15/24(Mon) 16:21:37 No.2685816 >friend wants to go to Japan >walks too slow to keep up >didn't learn mannerisms or basic phrases and wonders why things are hard >walks too fast through each museum, shrine, location to take anything seriously in >sleeps in till 10-11am even on days where we weren't out drinking before >greatly exaggerated how much cash they had to spend or brought despite realizing how much they saw hotels, drinks, etc cost The worst >inadvertently or stupidly c--- blocks at the bar with 0 self awareness of the situation >despite knowing months in advance trip was coming up planned practically nothing about things to do, see, or bother with because /yolo/ but has to constantly ask you what to do Why do people complain about traveling solo? I am never going back to traveling with friends this is like the 3rd time it's happened where a friend has wanted to go somewhere together only to turn into a complete brain dead NPC half a second after stepping off the aircraft. I feel like a f------ babysitter. Anonymous >>2685816 (OP) # 07/15/24(Mon) 16:34:48 No.2685820 This is 100 proof distilled autism: the post. I find it hard to imagine OP even has a single friend. >>2685828 #

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Anon realizes hes a wagecuck | /r/Greentext

File: life.png (386 KB, 644x800) Anonymous 10/15/24(Tue)03:54:55 No.79131227 [Reply] >be me >26 y/o wagecuck >still living at home with my parents >wake up at 6 AM every day, drag myself to my boring 9-5 >work in a cubicle, surrounded by people I can't stand >>79131292 >>79131409 >spend all day pretending to care about spreadsheets and meetings >coworkers talk about their weekend plans; all I did was play vidya and browse the internet >try to join the conversation, they ignore me and keep talking about sports or whatever normie stuff >eat lunch alone at my desk every day >come home, too tired to do anything but stare at my computer screen >thought being an adult would mean freedom, but it just means more responsibilities and less fun >tfw no gf, no social life, no future prospects >feels like I'm just going through the motions >some days I wish I could just escape this endless loop >but I'll be back at my desk tomorrow, same as always >guess I'll just keep scrolling and pretending everything's fine
File: life.png (386 KB, 644x800) Anonymous 10/15/24(Tue)03:54:55 No.79131227 [Reply] >be me >26 y/o wagecuck >still living at home with my parents >wake up at 6 AM every day, drag myself to my boring 9-5 >work in a cubicle, surrounded by people I can't stand >>79131292 >>79131409 >spend all day pretending to care about spreadsheets and meetings >coworkers talk about their weekend plans; all I did was play vidya and browse the internet >try to join the conversation, they ignore me and keep talking about sports or whatever normie stuff >eat lunch alone at my desk every day >come home, too tired to do anything but stare at my computer screen >thought being an adult would mean freedom, but it just means more responsibilities and less fun >tfw no gf, no social life, no future prospects >feels like I'm just going through the motions >some days I wish I could just escape this endless loop >but I'll be back at my desk tomorrow, same as always >guess I'll just keep scrolling and pretending everything's fine

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Same Butt Time. Same Butt Channel. | /r/Greentext

<< Anonymous 10/15/24(Tue)07:11:59 No.204511126 ► File: 1728692732405354.png (96 KB, 1000x500) AREN'T YOU WORRIED HE'LL ESCAPE? STONETOSS.COM NOT AFTER WHAT THEY'RE GONNA DO TO HIM IN THERE. ☐ Anonymous 10/15/24(Tue)07:12:17 No.204511135 >>204511368 File: bran.jpg (30 KB, 925x530) HBO >joker...and you were so beautiful ☐ Anonymous 10/15/24(Tue)07:19:25 No.204511368 ► >>204511135 >Your rags. They were beautiful. You were beautiful. And the r---. >The r---, Arthur. It was beautiful. >The r---, Arthur. >The r---. ☐ Anonymous 10/15/24(Tue)07:24:56 No.204511600 File: troll2.jpg (92 KB, 1392x688) >>204513883 >they're r----- him.....and then they're going to r--- me ☐ Anonymous 10/15/24(Tue)07:31:33 No.204511891 ► File: 1728697780583322.jpg (46 KB, 640x480) >N-NOO I'LL NEVER COMMIT ANOTHER CRIME AGAIN >I'M SORRY I THOUGHT IT WAS ALL FUNNY >NOOOO DON'T MOUNT MEEE ☐ Anonymous 10/15/24(Tue)07:36:28 No.204512097 >>204512233 >>204519943 File: knockknock.jpg (22 KB, 686x386) >Knock knock >Who's there? >It's the police ma'am, your son's been r---- by Arkham guards. He's buck broken POLIC
<< Anonymous 10/15/24(Tue)07:11:59 No.204511126 ► File: 1728692732405354.png (96 KB, 1000x500) AREN'T YOU WORRIED HE'LL ESCAPE? STONETOSS.COM NOT AFTER WHAT THEY'RE GONNA DO TO HIM IN THERE. ☐ Anonymous 10/15/24(Tue)07:12:17 No.204511135 >>204511368 File: bran.jpg (30 KB, 925x530) HBO >joker...and you were so beautiful ☐ Anonymous 10/15/24(Tue)07:19:25 No.204511368 ► >>204511135 >Your rags. They were beautiful. You were beautiful. And the r---. >The r---, Arthur. It was beautiful. >The r---, Arthur. >The r---. ☐ Anonymous 10/15/24(Tue)07:24:56 No.204511600 File: troll2.jpg (92 KB, 1392x688) >>204513883 >they're r----- him.....and then they're going to r--- me ☐ Anonymous 10/15/24(Tue)07:31:33 No.204511891 ► File: 1728697780583322.jpg (46 KB, 640x480) >N-NOO I'LL NEVER COMMIT ANOTHER CRIME AGAIN >I'M SORRY I THOUGHT IT WAS ALL FUNNY >NOOOO DON'T MOUNT MEEE ☐ Anonymous 10/15/24(Tue)07:36:28 No.204512097 >>204512233 >>204519943 File: knockknock.jpg (22 KB, 686x386) >Knock knock >Who's there? >It's the police ma'am, your son's been r---- by Arkham guards. He's buck broken POLIC

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Anon likes Columbus | /r/Greentext

File: Leit-Erikson-001-1xly14b.jpg (205 KB, 674x798) LEIFUR zinioson Why are normies like this? Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)22:57:52 No.17174159 Leif Erikson: >Land on an uncharted continent >Make no effort to explore beyond the immediate landing grounds >Don't draw any maps >Leave absolutely to indication you were ever there >Do nothing with the information "DUH VIKANGZ CLEARLY DISCUHVUH'D AMERICA B'CUZ DEY WAS HERE FIRST!!!" Christopher Columbus: >Land on an island chain off the coast of a new continent >Explore the coast making crude maps >Plant a flag and raise a fort to stake your claim on the land >Start a new era in the story of humanity >Without you the contient would not have been discovered until much later "HURR DURRR HE AINT DISCUHVUHD AMERICA CUZ HE WUNT HERE FIRST!!!" >>17174
File: Leit-Erikson-001-1xly14b.jpg (205 KB, 674x798) LEIFUR zinioson Why are normies like this? Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)22:57:52 No.17174159 Leif Erikson: >Land on an uncharted continent >Make no effort to explore beyond the immediate landing grounds >Don't draw any maps >Leave absolutely to indication you were ever there >Do nothing with the information "DUH VIKANGZ CLEARLY DISCUHVUH'D AMERICA B'CUZ DEY WAS HERE FIRST!!!" Christopher Columbus: >Land on an island chain off the coast of a new continent >Explore the coast making crude maps >Plant a flag and raise a fort to stake your claim on the land >Start a new era in the story of humanity >Without you the contient would not have been discovered until much later "HURR DURRR HE AINT DISCUHVUHD AMERICA CUZ HE WUNT HERE FIRST!!!" >>17174

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Prehistoric anon’s story | /r/Greentext

9 KB PNG >name Hep >Hep very small, very hungry >no have tribe, all day hunt small meat in bush >one day find big pig in big bush >pig needs lots of bonks, but Hep keep trying >bad pig go to sleep, Hep eat pig >no more hungry, and still have meat >Hep tired from doing bonks >put meat in pack, Hep did good job today >hug pack, Hep go to sleep >but then hear noise >open eyes, wild wuff sniff Hep >Hep scared, but stay very still >Wuff small, Wuff just bone >no wuff tribe, wuff all alone >Hep all alone too >Open pack, take meat in hand >Give to Wuff >Wuff take meat, no take hand >Wuff yawn, lay down >Hep and wuff hunt together now >Wuff find meat, Hep bonk meat >play game like catch-bone, chase, play-fight >Hep hug Wuff when sleep, no more cold >Hep not alone, Wuff gud fren What your gud fren story?
9 KB PNG >name Hep >Hep very small, very hungry >no have tribe, all day hunt small meat in bush >one day find big pig in big bush >pig needs lots of bonks, but Hep keep trying >bad pig go to sleep, Hep eat pig >no more hungry, and still have meat >Hep tired from doing bonks >put meat in pack, Hep did good job today >hug pack, Hep go to sleep >but then hear noise >open eyes, wild wuff sniff Hep >Hep scared, but stay very still >Wuff small, Wuff just bone >no wuff tribe, wuff all alone >Hep all alone too >Open pack, take meat in hand >Give to Wuff >Wuff take meat, no take hand >Wuff yawn, lay down >Hep and wuff hunt together now >Wuff find meat, Hep bonk meat >play game like catch-bone, chase, play-fight >Hep hug Wuff when sleep, no more cold >Hep not alone, Wuff gud fren What your gud fren story?

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Reich or Right | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼ Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: nnEGM5F7) 10/15/24(Tue)00:16:19 No.484855939 Yashar Ali @yashar Jeff Bezos Donates $100 million to help Nation's Food Banks Robert Reich @RBReich For context, $100 million is what Jeff Bezos makes in 11 hours. Billionaire philanthropy won't save us. Tax the rich. 94 KB PNG >"Billionaires are le bad" >*Billionaire donates $100m to charity* >"Uh, not enough. Still bad" Has this old socialist fart ever heard of gratitude before?
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼ Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: nnEGM5F7) 10/15/24(Tue)00:16:19 No.484855939 Yashar Ali @yashar Jeff Bezos Donates $100 million to help Nation's Food Banks Robert Reich @RBReich For context, $100 million is what Jeff Bezos makes in 11 hours. Billionaire philanthropy won't save us. Tax the rich. 94 KB PNG >"Billionaires are le bad" >*Billionaire donates $100m to charity* >"Uh, not enough. Still bad" Has this old socialist fart ever heard of gratitude before?

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Anon thinks he's in hell | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/15/24(Tue)00:40:37 No.925945780 HOLLYWOOD 272 KB JPG >entertainment media execs: would basically sell their own mother for the next profitable franchise >also entertainment execs: intentionally force inappropriate wokeness on their products so that they fail miserably I can't stand living in Retardistan.
: Anonymous 10/15/24(Tue)00:40:37 No.925945780 HOLLYWOOD 272 KB JPG >entertainment media execs: would basically sell their own mother for the next profitable franchise >also entertainment execs: intentionally force inappropriate wokeness on their products so that they fail miserably I can't stand living in Retardistan.

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Anon on game engines | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)03:47:17 No.691786136 u UNREAL ENGINE image-blog-unreal-engine-5.jpg 69 KB JPG >CD Projekt RED switching from RED engine to Unreal Engine >Konami using Unreal Engine instead of FOX Engine for Metal gear Solid Delta >Halo Studios formerly 343 Industries switching to Unreal Engine for the new Halo game >Rumors of Bethesda switching over to Unreal Engine for Elder scrolls 6 What the f--- is happening? Why are all the studios dropping their in house engines? Is it too costly for the studios to maintain their own engines or is it because they can more easily outsource work?
Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)03:47:17 No.691786136 u UNREAL ENGINE image-blog-unreal-engine-5.jpg 69 KB JPG >CD Projekt RED switching from RED engine to Unreal Engine >Konami using Unreal Engine instead of FOX Engine for Metal gear Solid Delta >Halo Studios formerly 343 Industries switching to Unreal Engine for the new Halo game >Rumors of Bethesda switching over to Unreal Engine for Elder scrolls 6 What the f--- is happening? Why are all the studios dropping their in house engines? Is it too costly for the studios to maintain their own engines or is it because they can more easily outsource work?

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A jesters divine redemption | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/06/24(Sun)13:28:56 No.204220131 00-promo-image-joaquin-phoenix-joker-new-movie.jpg 1.91 MB JPG >Joker >Boohoo I'm so lonely nobody loves me or respects me >Also Joker >Doesn't turn to Christ by reading the Bible and going to Church It's hard for me to sympathize with him since he didn't take the most logical solution to his problems
Anonymous 10/06/24(Sun)13:28:56 No.204220131 00-promo-image-joaquin-phoenix-joker-new-movie.jpg 1.91 MB JPG >Joker >Boohoo I'm so lonely nobody loves me or respects me >Also Joker >Doesn't turn to Christ by reading the Bible and going to Church It's hard for me to sympathize with him since he didn't take the most logical solution to his problems

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☐ Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon) 10:16:59 No.204481176 ►>>204481191 File: fool.png (1.05 MB, 941x957) >/JRG/ Joker R--- General #15 >#15 I love this board. ☐ Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon) 10:17:02 No.204481179 >>204481374 File: Through The Keyhole.jpg (229 KB, 1000x800) Through Reyhole the ☐ Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon) 10:23:11 No.204481409 File: jokah.jpg (51 KB, 678x452) >tfw I got r----...again MOM'S GONNA FREAK >> Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon) 10:23:55 No.204481437 >>204483642 File: The Riddler DC All Universe.jpg (32 KB, 390x799) >"Riddle me this and riddle me quick, who's fecal goo is on this policeman's stick?" << ☐ Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)10:28:33 No.204481592 >>204481712 >>204494576 So Batman won't kill, that's his only rule. With all the resources he has, why won't he just create a massive r--- dungeon in the Batcave, now that r--- correction was empirically proven to work? It's surely better than hunting down the same villains escaping from Arkham over and over again? >> Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon) 10:29:03 No.204481610 ►>>204481682 >>204483664 File: Batman Villains Public Do(...).jpg (317 KB, 1068x1192) 2036 2066 2089 2089 2079 2037 2038 2036 2037 2036 2088 Only 12 more years and the Joker will be in public domain. Warner Bros destroying the character could make sense from an IP point of view. ☐ Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)10:47:42 No.204482152 >>204496508 File: KFpYMQB5-3933545188.jpg (520 KB, 1920x1080) R >HOLY BUSTED CRUSTS BATMAN! IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS >I'm afraid so chum, that is the destroyed booty hole of Gotham's most diabolical criminal. Plundered by prison pirates who penetrated deep into the crack of the criminal underworld, and delivered throbbing hard justice Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon) 17:58:43 No.204494659 >>204494705 File: half.png (216 KB, 639x391) >> >How much of the guards c--- did you take up your tight ass? >...uh...HALF >All the gangsters uproariously laugh ☐ Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon) 18:01:13 No.204494705 >>204494659 i know a SQUEALER when i see one...
☐ Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon) 10:16:59 No.204481176 ►>>204481191 File: fool.png (1.05 MB, 941x957) >/JRG/ Joker R--- General #15 >#15 I love this board. ☐ Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon) 10:17:02 No.204481179 >>204481374 File: Through The Keyhole.jpg (229 KB, 1000x800) Through Reyhole the ☐ Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon) 10:23:11 No.204481409 File: jokah.jpg (51 KB, 678x452) >tfw I got r----...again MOM'S GONNA FREAK >> Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon) 10:23:55 No.204481437 >>204483642 File: The Riddler DC All Universe.jpg (32 KB, 390x799) >"Riddle me this and riddle me quick, who's fecal goo is on this policeman's stick?" << ☐ Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)10:28:33 No.204481592 >>204481712 >>204494576 So Batman won't kill, that's his only rule. With all the resources he has, why won't he just create a massive r--- dungeon in the Batcave, now that r--- correction was empirically proven to work? It's surely better than hunting down the same villains escaping from Arkham over and over again? >> Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon) 10:29:03 No.204481610 ►>>204481682 >>204483664 File: Batman Villains Public Do(...).jpg (317 KB, 1068x1192) 2036 2066 2089 2089 2079 2037 2038 2036 2037 2036 2088 Only 12 more years and the Joker will be in public domain. Warner Bros destroying the character could make sense from an IP point of view. ☐ Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)10:47:42 No.204482152 >>204496508 File: KFpYMQB5-3933545188.jpg (520 KB, 1920x1080) R >HOLY BUSTED CRUSTS BATMAN! IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS >I'm afraid so chum, that is the destroyed booty hole of Gotham's most diabolical criminal. Plundered by prison pirates who penetrated deep into the crack of the criminal underworld, and delivered throbbing hard justice Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon) 17:58:43 No.204494659 >>204494705 File: half.png (216 KB, 639x391) >> >How much of the guards c--- did you take up your tight ass? >...uh...HALF >All the gangsters uproariously laugh ☐ Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon) 18:01:13 No.204494705 >>204494659 i know a SQUEALER when i see one...

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Stealth Mission | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/27/24(Thu)17:02:21 No.2678582 cover2.jpg 167 KB JPG >Drive away from Sydney or Melbourne >Yeah but what kind of Australian are you? Anonymous 06/27/24(Thu)17:44:39 No.2678592 The only real Australian. A West Australian. 180 KB JPG >>2679786 #
: Anonymous 06/27/24(Thu)17:02:21 No.2678582 cover2.jpg 167 KB JPG >Drive away from Sydney or Melbourne >Yeah but what kind of Australian are you? Anonymous 06/27/24(Thu)17:44:39 No.2678592 The only real Australian. A West Australian. 180 KB JPG >>2679786 #

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I need 144 grams of protein | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I WANT TO BELIEVE 10/03/24(Thu)23:39:12 No.75226125 PEEK Colorado 213562136512.png 1.31 MB PNG >honey, you want to tell me why 2 dozen eggs are already gone and I just bough them? how do you respond?
Anonymous I WANT TO BELIEVE 10/03/24(Thu)23:39:12 No.75226125 PEEK Colorado 213562136512.png 1.31 MB PNG >honey, you want to tell me why 2 dozen eggs are already gone and I just bough them? how do you respond?

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11:22 : Anonymous 305 KB JPG ricken 10/14/24(Mon)03:46:27 No.79115976 >Finally get a girlfriend after years of being a khv >Everything is great, she has a nice personality, is dependable, hardworking, fun to be around >Find out that she had a slut phase and she took bigger d---- than me, details of how not important >I since refuse to have sex or kiss her because it makes me sick to the stomach >The only intimate contact I'm ok with right now is hugging I'm demoralized when it comes to relationships and since I'm a recovering loser I probably won't find anyone as good as her. This is the only dealbreaker which she has. I know she probably has done things she's never done with me and never will, she doesn't find me too attractive either I figure. I like her character and am willing to marry her if the time comes. I accept and am ok with her past as long as we never have sex again. It's just too painful and humiliating for me. I'll try to focus on the support and time that we can spend together as a couple while erasing sex entirely from our lives. She said she wants kids and I'm kind of hesitant on them, but if she really wants them I'm willing to do invitro fertilization with her. Most couples don't have sex when they get older, so I'm just thinking this we'll just be fast forwarding towards that phase. She seems upset with all this and tries to initiate with me but I don't feel like I can do it anymore. I have a feeling she'll just accept this because she's had her fill in the past anyways. Do you guys see this type of relationship working? Are there any ways that I can make this work? Thanks for all advice. : Anonymous >>79115976 (OP) # 10/14/24(Mon)03:58:11 No.79116074
11:22 : Anonymous 305 KB JPG ricken 10/14/24(Mon)03:46:27 No.79115976 >Finally get a girlfriend after years of being a khv >Everything is great, she has a nice personality, is dependable, hardworking, fun to be around >Find out that she had a slut phase and she took bigger d---- than me, details of how not important >I since refuse to have sex or kiss her because it makes me sick to the stomach >The only intimate contact I'm ok with right now is hugging I'm demoralized when it comes to relationships and since I'm a recovering loser I probably won't find anyone as good as her. This is the only dealbreaker which she has. I know she probably has done things she's never done with me and never will, she doesn't find me too attractive either I figure. I like her character and am willing to marry her if the time comes. I accept and am ok with her past as long as we never have sex again. It's just too painful and humiliating for me. I'll try to focus on the support and time that we can spend together as a couple while erasing sex entirely from our lives. She said she wants kids and I'm kind of hesitant on them, but if she really wants them I'm willing to do invitro fertilization with her. Most couples don't have sex when they get older, so I'm just thinking this we'll just be fast forwarding towards that phase. She seems upset with all this and tries to initiate with me but I don't feel like I can do it anymore. I have a feeling she'll just accept this because she's had her fill in the past anyways. Do you guys see this type of relationship working? Are there any ways that I can make this work? Thanks for all advice. : Anonymous >>79115976 (OP) # 10/14/24(Mon)03:58:11 No.79116074

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I don't see any problem Anon, they're my type too | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/12/24(Sat)23:35:10 No.79100833 > Here's the girl that's into you, bro. 26 KB JPG 11 Replies / 4 Images : Anonymous >>79100833 (OP) # View Thread 10/13/24(Sun)01:05:55 No.79101479 i f------ WISH a tradwhale would like me bro that's my type
: Anonymous 10/12/24(Sat)23:35:10 No.79100833 > Here's the girl that's into you, bro. 26 KB JPG 11 Replies / 4 Images : Anonymous >>79100833 (OP) # View Thread 10/13/24(Sun)01:05:55 No.79101479 i f------ WISH a tradwhale would like me bro that's my type

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Anonymous take the motorcycle pill 1771 255 KB JPG pill yet anon? 10/14/24(Mon)07:12:51 No.79117471 >under $2k >easier to maintain than a car >put on a tracksuit and a helmet and you'll look cool as f--- riding it >maybe manage to wrangle yourself a qt biker gf why haven't you taken the motorcycle
Anonymous take the motorcycle pill 1771 255 KB JPG pill yet anon? 10/14/24(Mon)07:12:51 No.79117471 >under $2k >easier to maintain than a car >put on a tracksuit and a helmet and you'll look cool as f--- riding it >maybe manage to wrangle yourself a qt biker gf why haven't you taken the motorcycle

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Anonymous 73 KB JPG 10/14/24(Mon)06:55:53 No.79117328 >Been working out >Going out to do yard work getting sun >Socialized and had a good time yesterday >Time away from this board for a while >Havent jerked off in days >Depression still hitting today Its not going to go away is it
Anonymous 73 KB JPG 10/14/24(Mon)06:55:53 No.79117328 >Been working out >Going out to do yard work getting sun >Socialized and had a good time yesterday >Time away from this board for a while >Havent jerked off in days >Depression still hitting today Its not going to go away is it

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Anonymous . 10/14/24(Mon)09:11:05 No.79118292 r/Weird 4 hr. ago . Because you visited this community before What are these cuts in my apples? Join 0908 0300 952 263 Share image_2024-10-14_070917044.png 227 KB PNG >Be redditard >Buy some apples >Stab them >Throw them in the fridge >Wait 15 mins >Open fridge >"oh my goodness this is so weird"
Anonymous . 10/14/24(Mon)09:11:05 No.79118292 r/Weird 4 hr. ago . Because you visited this community before What are these cuts in my apples? Join 0908 0300 952 263 Share image_2024-10-14_070917044.png 227 KB PNG >Be redditard >Buy some apples >Stab them >Throw them in the fridge >Wait 15 mins >Open fridge >"oh my goodness this is so weird"

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