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File Just wanted to share my story since I have nobody to talk to. It may take me a long time to write it but I hope at least one person reads it This is my frst post rhere·ter haang lurked snce forever l was responsible for taking care of my paralyzed father since I was 9 my older siblings were all able to enjoy sports/social interactions and got to go out but I HAD to stay in me and my father were really close and I didn't think anything was wong with taking care of him 에 literally batheated/clothed/medicated and handled al of his tnances and everything while gowing up my mom helped but she had to work l am not socially retarded 1 just dont have any incentive to do anything now and lament interacting because I don't undarstand how dad died 3 years ago othing with my life work go home and don't talk to say they are al mad that my dad leit me mostly everything 汌finally start going out after work we stat im 22 and Iterally have never had a girfriend since I spent 16 hours a day caning for my dad+school+ working whle growing up me and this girl start going out she is a genuine 10/10 first relationship so literally just taking it slow and just doing things how my dad told me it goes see knows how I grew up and took joy in teaching me the ropes peventually one night we have sex and its un as f--- we move in together at 14 months 07/10/14(Thup03 30 43 No 555770254 msnitee-samm ol visit my dads gravestone often and just talk to himm suddenly I get a call from my mom whle at the cemetery one time >Your oldest brother has been in a car accident please help us out with medical stutf please l will halp them since its what my dad would have wanted call gf she isnt >leave her 교 text that I will be home late square everything away tel the hospital I will help pary for we his insurance didn't pick up she othay see me and start asking me WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR DAUGHTER what do you mean I texted her I would be here did she maybe tell you guys I got in an accident she ends up dying to pay for his care suicide drink heavily for a few months dont know what I am going to do with my Ife my brother somehow f----- me with the utimate batrayal my mom says it my fault because my cheating f------ girfriend got my brother killed somahow if I didnt date her thay would have never met etc etc etc now family goes from passive aggressive to Im drunk right now somy I should have note padded but I dont think I could stand writing the whole thing out without bawing on this f------ train and everyone looking at me like I am a mad man ánaly decide I am going to just gat away from everything and hopefully die off in some tar away country basically a combat medic who gets attached to random special forces units when they need me or l stay attached to my main unt lind of just foating around all over Aighanistan doing things being a medic and s--- basically a glorifed nurse with a gun bover one bbq and drinking night we had around year 4 I basically tell my story to everyone eventually everyone starts looking out for me and s--- since I am known to have pulled some crazy stuss like pulling 3 guys up a mountainside while being fired at by enemy snipers/rifeman and I didn't really care othey think I am a crazy m----------- and siways make sure I have things I need at our base guys tell their wives to send me from tobasco/drink mixes/seasonings just really cool s--- that makes lving in the desert much more bearable othey al live in texas and want me to move there if we all get out out of the 4 of us who were really close 2 died in the line of duty /1 killed himself when he got home 2 years ago its just me and I moved to texas in honor of them l stay in contact with their tamilies and my best fhiands famly adopted ma kind of me to famly events hrst feeling aside from my squad where I feel accepted promise his mother that no matter what happens they can always rely on me if they EVER need anythng and i 100% mean it sher husband got sick for like 8-9 months and I took care of everything around the house for them trees/helped her out with bils beventually a productive member of this local town in texas enjoy helping the local city goup with setting up things around town like festivals and s--- a bunch of olderlyounger sons of older guys group up and always setup booths/build the stages and iterally just a bunch of dudes who meet up drink and handle all the manly handyman work for the town 1.5 years pass ike this have random flings with local girls thruout this time just enjoy the lietle things in life no mom calls me her husband died and she needs me now at the hosptal make sure she has everything easy and can just mourn -me and her 26 year old daughter are s she admits to having a crush on ma whan I first got hare but always fet shy about talking to me bone day a few months after everything her mom calls me and tells me she found a bin of letters from my best fiend to her husband wants me to go pick them up and read them since a few were about me and had a letter from her husband to me my best friend cahin who died told them all about me while I was over there how I took care of him when he got shrapnel in his ass and made sure he was taken care of before I just dissppeared into another unit I got attached to tals about how he thinks god brought me back to his unit because I am now his groups medic and nobody had died since I got there tels them about how he wishes he could have had a brother Ike m 01 22 No 555774294トーrmwimms12 to get them to sent them a picture of our whole unit cooking come meat and smiling and s--- while we were over thene him me and 1 of the other guys who became great friends are in our bdu's and just have s--- eating grins on our faces while our 4th bro is on crutches with his head wrapped in gauze smiling in an apron stels them Il am taking care of everyone worry eventually get to his last note he actuaily had on him when he died To mom, dad,sis and anon (if we didn't get blown up together haha) I just want to let you guys know I am sormy I can't even write what he wrate or I will really lose my s--- sufice to say it was his reason for enlisting/hoping he made his family proud and his dreams for his sister/ and a personal thank you for me eventually thank god for everything that happened in my life resize the promise we made on a mountainside while nearly dying meant the world to this man realize my seish reason for joining may have been the best thing to happen to me ends up staying over at my place cuz she was drunk we end up lond of owhat would her brother think kind of not sure what to do ends up leading to this last month she wants to be together togather s about she says she will give me time to think about it but f I don't want to try anything to lat har know so she can move on svisit my dads grave site let him know about my life and cry a bit l call her house number to see if she would see me wel she tells me to leave hotel and stay with an old lady to make her happy realize how much she reminds me of my real dad every second with her eventually word gets around I am back two brothers and mom drive to grandmas house and try to threaten me they are going to beat my ass l don't really care since they have no idea I have Iiterally bean soldiering for the last 8 years + hard manual labor in teocas all fat and just in don't want to start anything so just take their verbal taunts and shi stells me they hate me and know I didn't amount to s--- eventualy come to 3 days ago I make sure my grandmas house is al fixed up beflore I leave repainted everything for her cut a bunch of frewood I did yard work just made sure she was good to go for when winter hits for her -glad that at least someone in my real famly appreciated me aside from my dad she tells me she is so proud I managed to gat out of the town and make it somahow o head back to don't want to use fee fights and want to visit my other friend in California who died and pass thru/visit his miitary grave not sure guys really like this wamen (my fiend's sister) I just feel like somehow the betrayal that was given to me by my brother would be repeated f I did anything inappropriate with her. She is a wonderful person and reminds me so much of him its scary. He was the only (aside from my mlitary friends) I ever had in my ife since I had no childhood If god gave me the option of making sure her got home instead of me I would in an instant kll myser so he would have made t back to his tamily f it wasn't for him I would never have made it back I think On some levels even though I may have physicaly saved him mutiple times and him me I feel like meeting his famly was my ultimate sahvation For the first time ever I felt what it was ike to enjoy a thanksgiving meal with people who I truly felt thankful for I made a bunch of new friends and interact with the communty now er moing to his town Yet Ifeel so tom between making somathing out of his sister and me and honoring his memory
File Just wanted to share my story since I have nobody to talk to. It may take me a long time to write it but I hope at least one person reads it This is my frst post rhere·ter haang lurked snce forever l was responsible for taking care of my paralyzed father since I was 9 my older siblings were all able to enjoy sports/social interactions and got to go out but I HAD to stay in me and my father were really close and I didn't think anything was wong with taking care of him 에 literally batheated/clothed/medicated and handled al of his tnances and everything while gowing up my mom helped but she had to work l am not socially retarded 1 just dont have any incentive to do anything now and lament interacting because I don't undarstand how dad died 3 years ago othing with my life work go home and don't talk to say they are al mad that my dad leit me mostly everything 汌finally start going out after work we stat im 22 and Iterally have never had a girfriend since I spent 16 hours a day caning for my dad+school+ working whle growing up me and this girl start going out she is a genuine 10/10 first relationship so literally just taking it slow and just doing things how my dad told me it goes see knows how I grew up and took joy in teaching me the ropes peventually one night we have sex and its un as f--- we move in together at 14 months 07/10/14(Thup03 30 43 No 555770254 msnitee-samm ol visit my dads gravestone often and just talk to himm suddenly I get a call from my mom whle at the cemetery one time >Your oldest brother has been in a car accident please help us out with medical stutf please l will halp them since its what my dad would have wanted call gf she isnt >leave her 교 text that I will be home late square everything away tel the hospital I will help pary for we his insurance didn't pick up she othay see me and start asking me WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR DAUGHTER what do you mean I texted her I would be here did she maybe tell you guys I got in an accident she ends up dying to pay for his care suicide drink heavily for a few months dont know what I am going to do with my Ife my brother somehow f----- me with the utimate batrayal my mom says it my fault because my cheating f------ girfriend got my brother killed somahow if I didnt date her thay would have never met etc etc etc now family goes from passive aggressive to Im drunk right now somy I should have note padded but I dont think I could stand writing the whole thing out without bawing on this f------ train and everyone looking at me like I am a mad man ánaly decide I am going to just gat away from everything and hopefully die off in some tar away country basically a combat medic who gets attached to random special forces units when they need me or l stay attached to my main unt lind of just foating around all over Aighanistan doing things being a medic and s--- basically a glorifed nurse with a gun bover one bbq and drinking night we had around year 4 I basically tell my story to everyone eventually everyone starts looking out for me and s--- since I am known to have pulled some crazy stuss like pulling 3 guys up a mountainside while being fired at by enemy snipers/rifeman and I didn't really care othey think I am a crazy m----------- and siways make sure I have things I need at our base guys tell their wives to send me from tobasco/drink mixes/seasonings just really cool s--- that makes lving in the desert much more bearable othey al live in texas and want me to move there if we all get out out of the 4 of us who were really close 2 died in the line of duty /1 killed himself when he got home 2 years ago its just me and I moved to texas in honor of them l stay in contact with their tamilies and my best fhiands famly adopted ma kind of me to famly events hrst feeling aside from my squad where I feel accepted promise his mother that no matter what happens they can always rely on me if they EVER need anythng and i 100% mean it sher husband got sick for like 8-9 months and I took care of everything around the house for them trees/helped her out with bils beventually a productive member of this local town in texas enjoy helping the local city goup with setting up things around town like festivals and s--- a bunch of olderlyounger sons of older guys group up and always setup booths/build the stages and iterally just a bunch of dudes who meet up drink and handle all the manly handyman work for the town 1.5 years pass ike this have random flings with local girls thruout this time just enjoy the lietle things in life no mom calls me her husband died and she needs me now at the hosptal make sure she has everything easy and can just mourn -me and her 26 year old daughter are s she admits to having a crush on ma whan I first got hare but always fet shy about talking to me bone day a few months after everything her mom calls me and tells me she found a bin of letters from my best fiend to her husband wants me to go pick them up and read them since a few were about me and had a letter from her husband to me my best friend cahin who died told them all about me while I was over there how I took care of him when he got shrapnel in his ass and made sure he was taken care of before I just dissppeared into another unit I got attached to tals about how he thinks god brought me back to his unit because I am now his groups medic and nobody had died since I got there tels them about how he wishes he could have had a brother Ike m 01 22 No 555774294トーrmwimms12 to get them to sent them a picture of our whole unit cooking come meat and smiling and s--- while we were over thene him me and 1 of the other guys who became great friends are in our bdu's and just have s--- eating grins on our faces while our 4th bro is on crutches with his head wrapped in gauze smiling in an apron stels them Il am taking care of everyone worry eventually get to his last note he actuaily had on him when he died To mom, dad,sis and anon (if we didn't get blown up together haha) I just want to let you guys know I am sormy I can't even write what he wrate or I will really lose my s--- sufice to say it was his reason for enlisting/hoping he made his family proud and his dreams for his sister/ and a personal thank you for me eventually thank god for everything that happened in my life resize the promise we made on a mountainside while nearly dying meant the world to this man realize my seish reason for joining may have been the best thing to happen to me ends up staying over at my place cuz she was drunk we end up lond of owhat would her brother think kind of not sure what to do ends up leading to this last month she wants to be together togather s about she says she will give me time to think about it but f I don't want to try anything to lat har know so she can move on svisit my dads grave site let him know about my life and cry a bit l call her house number to see if she would see me wel she tells me to leave hotel and stay with an old lady to make her happy realize how much she reminds me of my real dad every second with her eventually word gets around I am back two brothers and mom drive to grandmas house and try to threaten me they are going to beat my ass l don't really care since they have no idea I have Iiterally bean soldiering for the last 8 years + hard manual labor in teocas all fat and just in don't want to start anything so just take their verbal taunts and shi stells me they hate me and know I didn't amount to s--- eventualy come to 3 days ago I make sure my grandmas house is al fixed up beflore I leave repainted everything for her cut a bunch of frewood I did yard work just made sure she was good to go for when winter hits for her -glad that at least someone in my real famly appreciated me aside from my dad she tells me she is so proud I managed to gat out of the town and make it somahow o head back to don't want to use fee fights and want to visit my other friend in California who died and pass thru/visit his miitary grave not sure guys really like this wamen (my fiend's sister) I just feel like somehow the betrayal that was given to me by my brother would be repeated f I did anything inappropriate with her. She is a wonderful person and reminds me so much of him its scary. He was the only (aside from my mlitary friends) I ever had in my ife since I had no childhood If god gave me the option of making sure her got home instead of me I would in an instant kll myser so he would have made t back to his tamily f it wasn't for him I would never have made it back I think On some levels even though I may have physicaly saved him mutiple times and him me I feel like meeting his famly was my ultimate sahvation For the first time ever I felt what it was ike to enjoy a thanksgiving meal with people who I truly felt thankful for I made a bunch of new friends and interact with the communty now er moing to his town Yet Ifeel so tom between making somathing out of his sister and me and honoring his memory

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ile: 13906 (35 KB, 254x300, scribe2.jpg) Anonymous 01/24/14(Fri)19:10 UTC-5 No.29757715 Replies: 2975831529758618>29758664 2975919329760485 29760622 2976081829760899 297 29761055 29761087 29762176 >Be Irish monk >Spend childhood learning to read and write >Love books and knowledge, particularly the Ancient Greek authors (why is Plutarch so based?) Spend most of my life copying F------ Vikings attack >Run away carrying all the books I can Find new monastery, start all >Have to trek all the way to Rome to get copies of burned books >Beaten and robbed by bandits on the way, left for dead >Fall sick >Spend months in a farmers cottage healing >Get on ship >Ship attacked by more Vikings (why do people today idolize these assholes?) >Spend year as a slave books by hand over again 50 >Escape, continue on to Rome >Spend months petitioning the Pope to give me copies of the lost books >Start back home >Almost drowned in a storm on the way back >Attacked by bandits again >Almost killed >This time am saved by a local king, still I almost s--- myself >Get back to monastery >Spend the rest of life copying books so future generations will have the knowledge 1500 year later >Be in heaven >Look down to see what happening >See fedora-f--- writing "Oh if only the Church had never existed society would be so much more advanced because of how hard they worked to burn books and destroy knowledge." Yes if there were no Christianity we'd be in space age society by now, f--- those guys." >mfw
ile: 13906 (35 KB, 254x300, scribe2.jpg) Anonymous 01/24/14(Fri)19:10 UTC-5 No.29757715 Replies: 2975831529758618>29758664 2975919329760485 29760622 2976081829760899 297 29761055 29761087 29762176 >Be Irish monk >Spend childhood learning to read and write >Love books and knowledge, particularly the Ancient Greek authors (why is Plutarch so based?) Spend most of my life copying F------ Vikings attack >Run away carrying all the books I can Find new monastery, start all >Have to trek all the way to Rome to get copies of burned books >Beaten and robbed by bandits on the way, left for dead >Fall sick >Spend months in a farmers cottage healing >Get on ship >Ship attacked by more Vikings (why do people today idolize these assholes?) >Spend year as a slave books by hand over again 50 >Escape, continue on to Rome >Spend months petitioning the Pope to give me copies of the lost books >Start back home >Almost drowned in a storm on the way back >Attacked by bandits again >Almost killed >This time am saved by a local king, still I almost s--- myself >Get back to monastery >Spend the rest of life copying books so future generations will have the knowledge 1500 year later >Be in heaven >Look down to see what happening >See fedora-f--- writing "Oh if only the Church had never existed society would be so much more advanced because of how hard they worked to burn books and destroy knowledge." Yes if there were no Christianity we'd be in space age society by now, f--- those guys." >mfw

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. ftet kid in high schoo know, ican lose weight, i just don't try wonst buly ofall is a lanky, skinny plece of sha et's just cal him d------ sit in tha park to ind peace Tanna ndo my skateboard, wot no. you'撸so tat that you might break it- a tembla and badly worded insut but 5l f------ hus Wt the f--- is this? Are you trying so iga? wont work. I knaw thet you cen sea And as long as l know those two things Iil naver leae, farty pa and ights t, saying m is skinnier then most men's should realize hove a weight probiem too light, s0 dipsht and his iends just freaze he's Iterally staring o into the direction the pack of assholes ane 1see youne uming in the direction of the gay barl thay stopped for one Tuck ME? № sorry, ldon't wart tojon yoar life o--- later nerested in someone my And what sre you doing osing my sht because of trest block is slaring at u Oh, no trouble kid he got what he deserved Frankin bu you c call me Frank Yours? Have you ever done anything to deserve the bulshit he juat gave you? A rmy lts, bech nsuhng someone who could kal tem merely bystng on them? tying to fght hi lose and Det huniated in front of No, no, id.I'd rathar mot, 11 just ignore him untl he quis BULLSHT endina school Exactlyl t ever goes away, but you beat it wnough ts presence wan t bother you That scnny itse sh? He is cancer He sees someone who wan't fight back, he sees someone he can consume And yet here you st-acting kn he's mnor headache come through this perk every day You can wat on his bench to f--- him up oy Frank, but I t would junit be realy good guy, and pracicaly al i have leh my mother didnt..exactly want me at least my dad Dave ash about his sespersib tes Hay, Anon, you happy sichool is out? You know Anan, we could spend the entine damn summer watching these games Then w 00ud take te place oferta whales in Sea world ni wala up, t day of summat hel ys. he takes out an almost empty jug of mik Hay Anon, could you go to the stone mext to the park and get some mak? Tve gotta get hù gves me enough to buy Mo㎍s、and i set ou buy the jugs, asit the store with two bags, one for wach jug Hela, Anon how are you doing soday? Whots in the bags? Rasponsibie. You're a good kid was justabou! Io get rto arice conversation with Frank when you guemed What's up, Lard Bay? Hanging ouft with the man with one foot in the grava? why yes are h gngoutard so ar" you queen your deks hanging ou They hang out because their longer old man The only thing long about you is your a--- pessage, so you can St whatever size d--- FRANK F------ STOPS HI 8 FIST,ISWEAR TO GOD, HE HOLDS THIS SKONNY he then looks st the mik jug and nods don't think about it just MLK F------ EVE t over the f-----'s head ipg Gat out of hee,go tuck each othar or something Thay run, the actuly ucking RUN ist back with the oid man, out of breath, my heart beting h crazy puts his fingr in ha mot' and taalaa Hmmastes like scaloed taggot -Frank gives me money to buy another jug of ml -dipsht never bothers me again diad nevr knows about what happaned t an't ovar yet guys there is stl so much mane to this story yal gra, frank his adha" and lal hmis corme home nnd tel dad imada amend uhell bom camrg aver in the nnt tvu days owe sit down to eat (ded is a surprisingly good cook, he made some lasagna that night Did you know your son was baing bule? Na, I didnt, Anon whhy didn't you ell me? No need to worry now We toak care of it But, rd ike to avoid iR again, and because of this, I wouild ike to atack the reason your son was teated bady. His I'm natl paing to force you into thia, and I'm not poing to hap you without your lather's approval but I can eally help you get in shap Now, lsten, Anon, I am not going to make you do this, if's your choice. But once we start, the no tuming back m just ready for this nod my heed Alright we slart tomono, mest ma in the pak at 11.00 AM. buld up m on the first day i didn't even make t haif wy the important workous nearly eried. I folt so pathetic You ane doing incradibly well vary w peopla actuely tu long a theiry can, but l an Sel by haw axhaaled you are het you ane actually trying, nast an the bench, and agan, "right ddn't ronce, but Frank told me I got farther every sme by the end of the day I had actualy ran the full lp couid run TEN F------ LAPS doexercises ofmty body ywワthen start tt several dferent types in on" , so-can work on we it weights, do pushupe (sucked at those) pull ups (hose, sool all kinds of s--- 210 pounds ovar the next to month, os 30 pounds i was than 180 pounds, the perfct waight for my haigt achool ntice me gial studer s thene for my high school gradustion Kod, I am so f------ proud of you. I don t think Ive cried harder then this in my entre the old man gives me a hug ha ancourages my dad to get a better job Good luck, Anon 11 see you whenever you vist hate crying but good lord could down in nver ofmy own tears rm so proud then, something happened to ad the shock fhom the impact kiled him instantly s so much be praduste and hugs me tight it broke y heart to see his had ass motefuckar break down crying YOU M------------ PECE OF S---,I SHOULD RIP YOUR TONGLE OUT AND BLEED YOU TO DEATH and then more things came about three years he comes out with a picture of a woman It's a picture af my wee Elzabeth and our daughter Josanns Wel where ane they? he just looks at me and iknow what he meane Wewer. marriedforthree years and House to. Iwas Pe only one veo mode Jesenna, she was only 3 wesks old ou Hay Anon. oh god he's so thin... whhy did this hav to happen to ? elhis wifa and daughter shoved you thai pichure...because you are the closest thing to a child Ive ever Youu unike everybody ese you sar down you talked t0 me, you actualy lked me baby
. ftet kid in high schoo know, ican lose weight, i just don't try wonst buly ofall is a lanky, skinny plece of sha et's just cal him d------ sit in tha park to ind peace Tanna ndo my skateboard, wot no. you'撸so tat that you might break it- a tembla and badly worded insut but 5l f------ hus Wt the f--- is this? Are you trying so iga? wont work. I knaw thet you cen sea And as long as l know those two things Iil naver leae, farty pa and ights t, saying m is skinnier then most men's should realize hove a weight probiem too light, s0 dipsht and his iends just freaze he's Iterally staring o into the direction the pack of assholes ane 1see youne uming in the direction of the gay barl thay stopped for one Tuck ME? № sorry, ldon't wart tojon yoar life o--- later nerested in someone my And what sre you doing osing my sht because of trest block is slaring at u Oh, no trouble kid he got what he deserved Frankin bu you c call me Frank Yours? Have you ever done anything to deserve the bulshit he juat gave you? A rmy lts, bech nsuhng someone who could kal tem merely bystng on them? tying to fght hi lose and Det huniated in front of No, no, id.I'd rathar mot, 11 just ignore him untl he quis BULLSHT endina school Exactlyl t ever goes away, but you beat it wnough ts presence wan t bother you That scnny itse sh? He is cancer He sees someone who wan't fight back, he sees someone he can consume And yet here you st-acting kn he's mnor headache come through this perk every day You can wat on his bench to f--- him up oy Frank, but I t would junit be realy good guy, and pracicaly al i have leh my mother didnt..exactly want me at least my dad Dave ash about his sespersib tes Hay, Anon, you happy sichool is out? You know Anan, we could spend the entine damn summer watching these games Then w 00ud take te place oferta whales in Sea world ni wala up, t day of summat hel ys. he takes out an almost empty jug of mik Hay Anon, could you go to the stone mext to the park and get some mak? Tve gotta get hù gves me enough to buy Mo㎍s、and i set ou buy the jugs, asit the store with two bags, one for wach jug Hela, Anon how are you doing soday? Whots in the bags? Rasponsibie. You're a good kid was justabou! Io get rto arice conversation with Frank when you guemed What's up, Lard Bay? Hanging ouft with the man with one foot in the grava? why yes are h gngoutard so ar" you queen your deks hanging ou They hang out because their longer old man The only thing long about you is your a--- pessage, so you can St whatever size d--- FRANK F------ STOPS HI 8 FIST,ISWEAR TO GOD, HE HOLDS THIS SKONNY he then looks st the mik jug and nods don't think about it just MLK F------ EVE t over the f-----'s head ipg Gat out of hee,go tuck each othar or something Thay run, the actuly ucking RUN ist back with the oid man, out of breath, my heart beting h crazy puts his fingr in ha mot' and taalaa Hmmastes like scaloed taggot -Frank gives me money to buy another jug of ml -dipsht never bothers me again diad nevr knows about what happaned t an't ovar yet guys there is stl so much mane to this story yal gra, frank his adha" and lal hmis corme home nnd tel dad imada amend uhell bom camrg aver in the nnt tvu days owe sit down to eat (ded is a surprisingly good cook, he made some lasagna that night Did you know your son was baing bule? Na, I didnt, Anon whhy didn't you ell me? No need to worry now We toak care of it But, rd ike to avoid iR again, and because of this, I wouild ike to atack the reason your son was teated bady. His I'm natl paing to force you into thia, and I'm not poing to hap you without your lather's approval but I can eally help you get in shap Now, lsten, Anon, I am not going to make you do this, if's your choice. But once we start, the no tuming back m just ready for this nod my heed Alright we slart tomono, mest ma in the pak at 11.00 AM. buld up m on the first day i didn't even make t haif wy the important workous nearly eried. I folt so pathetic You ane doing incradibly well vary w peopla actuely tu long a theiry can, but l an Sel by haw axhaaled you are het you ane actually trying, nast an the bench, and agan, "right ddn't ronce, but Frank told me I got farther every sme by the end of the day I had actualy ran the full lp couid run TEN F------ LAPS doexercises ofmty body ywワthen start tt several dferent types in on" , so-can work on we it weights, do pushupe (sucked at those) pull ups (hose, sool all kinds of s--- 210 pounds ovar the next to month, os 30 pounds i was than 180 pounds, the perfct waight for my haigt achool ntice me gial studer s thene for my high school gradustion Kod, I am so f------ proud of you. I don t think Ive cried harder then this in my entre the old man gives me a hug ha ancourages my dad to get a better job Good luck, Anon 11 see you whenever you vist hate crying but good lord could down in nver ofmy own tears rm so proud then, something happened to ad the shock fhom the impact kiled him instantly s so much be praduste and hugs me tight it broke y heart to see his had ass motefuckar break down crying YOU M------------ PECE OF S---,I SHOULD RIP YOUR TONGLE OUT AND BLEED YOU TO DEATH and then more things came about three years he comes out with a picture of a woman It's a picture af my wee Elzabeth and our daughter Josanns Wel where ane they? he just looks at me and iknow what he meane Wewer. marriedforthree years and House to. Iwas Pe only one veo mode Jesenna, she was only 3 wesks old ou Hay Anon. oh god he's so thin... whhy did this hav to happen to ? elhis wifa and daughter shoved you thai pichure...because you are the closest thing to a child Ive ever Youu unike everybody ese you sar down you talked t0 me, you actualy lked me baby

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. ftet kid in high schoo know, ican lose weight, i just don't try wonst buly ofall is a lanky, skinny plece of sha et's just cal him d------ sit in tha park to ind peace Tanna ndo my skateboard, wot no. you'撸so tat that you might break it- a tembla and badly worded insut but 5l f------ hus Wt the f--- is this? Are you trying so iga? wont work. I knaw thet you cen sea And as long as l know those two things Iil naver leae, farty pa and ights t, saying m is skinnier then most men's should realize hove a weight probiem too light, s0 dipsht and his iends just freaze he's Iterally staring o into the direction the pack of assholes ane 1see youne uming in the direction of the gay barl thay stopped for one Tuck ME? № sorry, ldon't wart tojon yoar life o--- later nerested in someone my And what sre you doing osing my sht because of trest block is slaring at u Oh, no trouble kid he got what he deserved Frankin bu you c call me Frank Yours? Have you ever done anything to deserve the bulshit he juat gave you? A rmy lts, bech nsuhng someone who could kal tem merely bystng on them? tying to fght hi lose and Det huniated in front of No, no, id.I'd rathar mot, 11 just ignore him untl he quis BULLSHT endina school Exactlyl t ever goes away, but you beat it wnough ts presence wan t bother you That scnny itse sh? He is cancer He sees someone who wan't fight back, he sees someone he can consume And yet here you st-acting kn he's mnor headache come through this perk every day You can wat on his bench to f--- him up oy Frank, but I t would junit be realy good guy, and pracicaly al i have leh my mother didnt..exactly want me at least my dad Dave ash about his sespersib tes Hay, Anon, you happy sichool is out? You know Anan, we could spend the entine damn summer watching these games Then w 00ud take te place oferta whales in Sea world ni wala up, t day of summat hel ys. he takes out an almost empty jug of mik Hay Anon, could you go to the stone mext to the park and get some mak? Tve gotta get hù gves me enough to buy Mo㎍s、and i set ou buy the jugs, asit the store with two bags, one for wach jug Hela, Anon how are you doing soday? Whots in the bags? Rasponsibie. You're a good kid was justabou! Io get rto arice conversation with Frank when you guemed What's up, Lard Bay? Hanging ouft with the man with one foot in the grava? why yes are h gngoutard so ar" you queen your deks hanging ou They hang out because their longer old man The only thing long about you is your a--- pessage, so you can St whatever size d--- FRANK F------ STOPS HI 8 FIST,ISWEAR TO GOD, HE HOLDS THIS SKONNY he then looks st the mik jug and nods don't think about it just MLK F------ EVE t over the f-----'s head ipg Gat out of hee,go tuck each othar or something Thay run, the actuly ucking RUN ist back with the oid man, out of breath, my heart beting h crazy puts his fingr in ha mot' and taalaa Hmmastes like scaloed taggot -Frank gives me money to buy another jug of ml -dipsht never bothers me again diad nevr knows about what happaned t an't ovar yet guys there is stl so much mane to this story yal gra, frank his adha" and lal hmis corme home nnd tel dad imada amend uhell bom camrg aver in the nnt tvu days owe sit down to eat (ded is a surprisingly good cook, he made some lasagna that night Did you know your son was baing bule? Na, I didnt, Anon whhy didn't you ell me? No need to worry now We toak care of it But, rd ike to avoid iR again, and because of this, I wouild ike to atack the reason your son was teated bady. His I'm natl paing to force you into thia, and I'm not poing to hap you without your lather's approval but I can eally help you get in shap Now, lsten, Anon, I am not going to make you do this, if's your choice. But once we start, the no tuming back m just ready for this nod my heed Alright we slart tomono, mest ma in the pak at 11.00 AM. buld up m on the first day i didn't even make t haif wy the important workous nearly eried. I folt so pathetic You ane doing incradibly well vary w peopla actuely tu long a theiry can, but l an Sel by haw axhaaled you are het you ane actually trying, nast an the bench, and agan, "right ddn't ronce, but Frank told me I got farther every sme by the end of the day I had actualy ran the full lp couid run TEN F------ LAPS doexercises ofmty body ywワthen start tt several dferent types in on" , so-can work on we it weights, do pushupe (sucked at those) pull ups (hose, sool all kinds of s--- 210 pounds ovar the next to month, os 30 pounds i was than 180 pounds, the perfct waight for my haigt achool ntice me gial studer s thene for my high school gradustion Kod, I am so f------ proud of you. I don t think Ive cried harder then this in my entre the old man gives me a hug ha ancourages my dad to get a better job Good luck, Anon 11 see you whenever you vist hate crying but good lord could down in nver ofmy own tears rm so proud then, something happened to ad the shock fhom the impact kiled him instantly s so much be praduste and hugs me tight it broke y heart to see his had ass motefuckar break down crying YOU M------------ PECE OF S---,I SHOULD RIP YOUR TONGLE OUT AND BLEED YOU TO DEATH and then more things came about three years he comes out with a picture of a woman It's a picture af my wee Elzabeth and our daughter Josanns Wel where ane they? he just looks at me and iknow what he meane Wewer. marriedforthree years and House to. Iwas Pe only one veo mode Jesenna, she was only 3 wesks old ou Hay Anon. oh god he's so thin... whhy did this hav to happen to ? elhis wifa and daughter shoved you thai pichure...because you are the closest thing to a child Ive ever Youu unike everybody ese you sar down you talked t0 me, you actualy lked me baby
. ftet kid in high schoo know, ican lose weight, i just don't try wonst buly ofall is a lanky, skinny plece of sha et's just cal him d------ sit in tha park to ind peace Tanna ndo my skateboard, wot no. you'撸so tat that you might break it- a tembla and badly worded insut but 5l f------ hus Wt the f--- is this? Are you trying so iga? wont work. I knaw thet you cen sea And as long as l know those two things Iil naver leae, farty pa and ights t, saying m is skinnier then most men's should realize hove a weight probiem too light, s0 dipsht and his iends just freaze he's Iterally staring o into the direction the pack of assholes ane 1see youne uming in the direction of the gay barl thay stopped for one Tuck ME? № sorry, ldon't wart tojon yoar life o--- later nerested in someone my And what sre you doing osing my sht because of trest block is slaring at u Oh, no trouble kid he got what he deserved Frankin bu you c call me Frank Yours? Have you ever done anything to deserve the bulshit he juat gave you? A rmy lts, bech nsuhng someone who could kal tem merely bystng on them? tying to fght hi lose and Det huniated in front of No, no, id.I'd rathar mot, 11 just ignore him untl he quis BULLSHT endina school Exactlyl t ever goes away, but you beat it wnough ts presence wan t bother you That scnny itse sh? He is cancer He sees someone who wan't fight back, he sees someone he can consume And yet here you st-acting kn he's mnor headache come through this perk every day You can wat on his bench to f--- him up oy Frank, but I t would junit be realy good guy, and pracicaly al i have leh my mother didnt..exactly want me at least my dad Dave ash about his sespersib tes Hay, Anon, you happy sichool is out? You know Anan, we could spend the entine damn summer watching these games Then w 00ud take te place oferta whales in Sea world ni wala up, t day of summat hel ys. he takes out an almost empty jug of mik Hay Anon, could you go to the stone mext to the park and get some mak? Tve gotta get hù gves me enough to buy Mo㎍s、and i set ou buy the jugs, asit the store with two bags, one for wach jug Hela, Anon how are you doing soday? Whots in the bags? Rasponsibie. You're a good kid was justabou! Io get rto arice conversation with Frank when you guemed What's up, Lard Bay? Hanging ouft with the man with one foot in the grava? why yes are h gngoutard so ar" you queen your deks hanging ou They hang out because their longer old man The only thing long about you is your a--- pessage, so you can St whatever size d--- FRANK F------ STOPS HI 8 FIST,ISWEAR TO GOD, HE HOLDS THIS SKONNY he then looks st the mik jug and nods don't think about it just MLK F------ EVE t over the f-----'s head ipg Gat out of hee,go tuck each othar or something Thay run, the actuly ucking RUN ist back with the oid man, out of breath, my heart beting h crazy puts his fingr in ha mot' and taalaa Hmmastes like scaloed taggot -Frank gives me money to buy another jug of ml -dipsht never bothers me again diad nevr knows about what happaned t an't ovar yet guys there is stl so much mane to this story yal gra, frank his adha" and lal hmis corme home nnd tel dad imada amend uhell bom camrg aver in the nnt tvu days owe sit down to eat (ded is a surprisingly good cook, he made some lasagna that night Did you know your son was baing bule? Na, I didnt, Anon whhy didn't you ell me? No need to worry now We toak care of it But, rd ike to avoid iR again, and because of this, I wouild ike to atack the reason your son was teated bady. His I'm natl paing to force you into thia, and I'm not poing to hap you without your lather's approval but I can eally help you get in shap Now, lsten, Anon, I am not going to make you do this, if's your choice. But once we start, the no tuming back m just ready for this nod my heed Alright we slart tomono, mest ma in the pak at 11.00 AM. buld up m on the first day i didn't even make t haif wy the important workous nearly eried. I folt so pathetic You ane doing incradibly well vary w peopla actuely tu long a theiry can, but l an Sel by haw axhaaled you are het you ane actually trying, nast an the bench, and agan, "right ddn't ronce, but Frank told me I got farther every sme by the end of the day I had actualy ran the full lp couid run TEN F------ LAPS doexercises ofmty body ywワthen start tt several dferent types in on" , so-can work on we it weights, do pushupe (sucked at those) pull ups (hose, sool all kinds of s--- 210 pounds ovar the next to month, os 30 pounds i was than 180 pounds, the perfct waight for my haigt achool ntice me gial studer s thene for my high school gradustion Kod, I am so f------ proud of you. I don t think Ive cried harder then this in my entre the old man gives me a hug ha ancourages my dad to get a better job Good luck, Anon 11 see you whenever you vist hate crying but good lord could down in nver ofmy own tears rm so proud then, something happened to ad the shock fhom the impact kiled him instantly s so much be praduste and hugs me tight it broke y heart to see his had ass motefuckar break down crying YOU M------------ PECE OF S---,I SHOULD RIP YOUR TONGLE OUT AND BLEED YOU TO DEATH and then more things came about three years he comes out with a picture of a woman It's a picture af my wee Elzabeth and our daughter Josanns Wel where ane they? he just looks at me and iknow what he meane Wewer. marriedforthree years and House to. Iwas Pe only one veo mode Jesenna, she was only 3 wesks old ou Hay Anon. oh god he's so thin... whhy did this hav to happen to ? elhis wifa and daughter shoved you thai pichure...because you are the closest thing to a child Ive ever Youu unike everybody ese you sar down you talked t0 me, you actualy lked me baby

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Anonymous (ID: 06/13(Thu)11:15:10 No.485270614 Roplion: 48527224485272539248527372 Be a third-trimester polygender differently-abled overweight pan-demisexual dragonkin >On my way back to dorm after my T OPBLILAAD2-Sg-Alliance meeting Walking through the quad when two white cismale oppressors appear Heading for me >They begin to stare at the 13 inch green rubber phallus I wear on my head at all times >R----- me with their eyes Reach into my fanny pack and retrieve my environmentally-safe mace As the oppressors get closer to me one of them raises his hand in a disgusting display of male dominance and privilege Hey he says Ignorant p------------ doesn't realize that hey is an appropriated form of hay" and that by using it as a greeting he is r----- my When people does it feel to be a caf m like How to be a human horsekin br9thers and systers with his privilege >N-N-NO MEANS NO I shout as I spray the cis-scum >They fall down and start crying their white male tears >Aw their poor fee-fees >Stomp them both with my gender-neutral dragon boots >Return home and blog about my horrible oppression on Tumblr Anonymous (ID: ej7dAq) 06/06/13(Thu)11:17:59 No.485270994 Lol
Anonymous (ID: 06/13(Thu)11:15:10 No.485270614 Roplion: 48527224485272539248527372 Be a third-trimester polygender differently-abled overweight pan-demisexual dragonkin >On my way back to dorm after my T OPBLILAAD2-Sg-Alliance meeting Walking through the quad when two white cismale oppressors appear Heading for me >They begin to stare at the 13 inch green rubber phallus I wear on my head at all times >R----- me with their eyes Reach into my fanny pack and retrieve my environmentally-safe mace As the oppressors get closer to me one of them raises his hand in a disgusting display of male dominance and privilege Hey he says Ignorant p------------ doesn't realize that hey is an appropriated form of hay" and that by using it as a greeting he is r----- my When people does it feel to be a caf m like How to be a human horsekin br9thers and systers with his privilege >N-N-NO MEANS NO I shout as I spray the cis-scum >They fall down and start crying their white male tears >Aw their poor fee-fees >Stomp them both with my gender-neutral dragon boots >Return home and blog about my horrible oppression on Tumblr Anonymous (ID: ej7dAq) 06/06/13(Thu)11:17:59 No.485270994 Lol

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Anonymous 12/02/10(Thu)21:42 No.80240xxx My dad would punish me with psychological torture. Drove me nuts. Here's an example >Tell Dad to F--- Off because Im playing Super Nintendo >Dad, displeased at my French, begins to formulate his plot >Wake up the next moming >Scares the crap out of me >Go to eat breakfast >Small beanie-baby frog cormes out of box What the f--- >Backpack feels heavier than usual -Check middle pocket >Filled with, like, ten frogs Am t >Look out window to daydream as I often do >Beanie baby frog on outside windowsill scared now >Sent out to hall >Pitch black because lights off and drapes pulled >Turn on light ENTIRE F------ KITCHEN FILLED WITH BEANIE BABY FROGS WHAT THE F--- -Heavy knocks on door >Turn around >Man in frog suit pressing his face against the door >Lock the door >A single frog in the middle of the floor on top of a piece of paper Lift up frog >Take note the door, son. >Scared, open door for frogman >Frogman, silently, slowly walks up to me know it's you. Dad," I say >He says in a voice nothing like my father's: Tt is not, Anon." >He takes mask off sit's my Uncle >My dad comes into the house laughing like an idiot p----- myself >Dad laughs and says, "We dont say F--- in this house, boy Now who's up for McDonalds?" Seriously Dad where did you get all those f------ beanie babies from Anonymous 12/02/10(Thu)21:52 No.80241XXx 60240709 80240926 There was another time when, while l was sleeping, he drove me about five miles away to where a Russian-American family he knew lived The Russian man and woman treated me like I had lived there my whole life. I was there for twelve hours before my father came to pick me up. Anonymous 12/02/10(Thu)22:00 No.80241Xxx here >Dad catches me looking at forbidden websites (read: p--- [This was when I was younger]) >l know he's going to pull something crazy because I had wisened up a bit >He just grounds me from the computer for four days >Four days later, turn on computer >Every single image (desktop, everything's icon, the mouse cursor) was replaced by a weird-looking triceritops picture he made himself >Computer is rigged so that dinosaur roars come out of it 24/7 >He superglued a toy Triceratops to the top of my monitor It was like this for two weeks before he took it off e still has and uses that computer monitor, triceritops and all Frogdad 12/02/10(Thu)22.14 No 80242xxX >Come home from school >Dad's over at a friend's house -Decide to eat ice-cream >He comes home when I'm in the middle of my third bowl >He is dissapoint when I can't eat my dinner -The next day come home >He is standing there in the kitchen with a sterm look on his eye with the Russian man from earlier story Dad tells me to sit down オHe reaches into the fridge and pulls out a container of Moose Tracks !ce-cream, my favoritest ice-cream ever >He pulls out two spoons -H e gives me half a s >After giving me a taunting taste he and Mr. Russia proceed to eat the entire bucket of ice-cream in front of me, savoring every bite and making "MMMMMMM and "OOUUAAAHHH SOO GOOODDDD" sounds >If I try to get up out of my chair my dad would tell me to sit back down -lf I tried to close my eyes or look away my dad would stick his fingers in my sides, which I f------ hated >They force me to watch him and Mr. Russia eat an entire bucket of my favorite ice-cream >After finishing the dessert, he gives Mr. Russia a friendly beer and sends him on his way, and then asks what I want for dinner Frogdad 12/02/10(Thu)22 24 No.80243XxX >>80243390 >Make That's What She Said!" joke to my dad >He is disgusted by that form of humor >Two days pass >Find my closet empty but for one shirt A Turtieneck sweater >He got one of his tech buddies to rig a small microphone up to i sit records my voice and after one second of me talking, it emits a "That's What She Said!" >Have to wear it for a day to school I couldnt tell whether to be angry at or impressed by my dad. □ Frogdad 12/02/10(Thu)22:40 No 80244XXX >Get in trouble at school for putting gum undeneath a desk >I just know my dad is going to pull some crazy s--- >Two weeks pass from the incident >Wake up one moming >A single wad of putty stuck on the ceiling -it >Every night another wad of putty is stuck on the ceiling >This continues for one week >Dawn of the Eigth Day: There is a full circle of about fifteen wads on the ceiling >What the f--- -Dawn of the Ninth Day: Smaller putties spell out "UNDER BED" >Oh god I know it's you dad, Im not scared, I'm not scared >Look under bed >A tiny little man made out of putty >Dawn of the Tenth Day Smaller putties spell out "IN DRAWER" pg >Another tiny little man made out of putty >Dawn of the Eleventh Day. Putties form an arrow pointing to the window >Since it was a school day it was about 5:30 in the morming and very dark -Flashlight comes on REVEALING A GIANT MAN MADE OF PUTTY OH GOD FREAKY AS F--- MASK OH GOD >Dad runs in, "What, What?17 MAN MADE OF PUTTY, DAD. .wait, Dad? That isnt you? >Dad tells me to stay the f--- inside >He runs outside He and the Putty Man beat the s--- out of eachother >Fight travels to neighbor's yard behind hedge >Dad gestures for me to come out of the house walk over to dead putty man >Dad prepares to take off mask NOBODY UNDER MASK >Russian Man steps out of nearby bushes holding a portable radio playing the Twilight Zone theme >Dad tells me not to chew gum in school >We walk back home and they tell me about how hard they worked on this one I think that this one wins. Cant believe I forgot it
Anonymous 12/02/10(Thu)21:42 No.80240xxx My dad would punish me with psychological torture. Drove me nuts. Here's an example >Tell Dad to F--- Off because Im playing Super Nintendo >Dad, displeased at my French, begins to formulate his plot >Wake up the next moming >Scares the crap out of me >Go to eat breakfast >Small beanie-baby frog cormes out of box What the f--- >Backpack feels heavier than usual -Check middle pocket >Filled with, like, ten frogs Am t >Look out window to daydream as I often do >Beanie baby frog on outside windowsill scared now >Sent out to hall >Pitch black because lights off and drapes pulled >Turn on light ENTIRE F------ KITCHEN FILLED WITH BEANIE BABY FROGS WHAT THE F--- -Heavy knocks on door >Turn around >Man in frog suit pressing his face against the door >Lock the door >A single frog in the middle of the floor on top of a piece of paper Lift up frog >Take note the door, son. >Scared, open door for frogman >Frogman, silently, slowly walks up to me know it's you. Dad," I say >He says in a voice nothing like my father's: Tt is not, Anon." >He takes mask off sit's my Uncle >My dad comes into the house laughing like an idiot p----- myself >Dad laughs and says, "We dont say F--- in this house, boy Now who's up for McDonalds?" Seriously Dad where did you get all those f------ beanie babies from Anonymous 12/02/10(Thu)21:52 No.80241XXx 60240709 80240926 There was another time when, while l was sleeping, he drove me about five miles away to where a Russian-American family he knew lived The Russian man and woman treated me like I had lived there my whole life. I was there for twelve hours before my father came to pick me up. Anonymous 12/02/10(Thu)22:00 No.80241Xxx here >Dad catches me looking at forbidden websites (read: p--- [This was when I was younger]) >l know he's going to pull something crazy because I had wisened up a bit >He just grounds me from the computer for four days >Four days later, turn on computer >Every single image (desktop, everything's icon, the mouse cursor) was replaced by a weird-looking triceritops picture he made himself >Computer is rigged so that dinosaur roars come out of it 24/7 >He superglued a toy Triceratops to the top of my monitor It was like this for two weeks before he took it off e still has and uses that computer monitor, triceritops and all Frogdad 12/02/10(Thu)22.14 No 80242xxX >Come home from school >Dad's over at a friend's house -Decide to eat ice-cream >He comes home when I'm in the middle of my third bowl >He is dissapoint when I can't eat my dinner -The next day come home >He is standing there in the kitchen with a sterm look on his eye with the Russian man from earlier story Dad tells me to sit down オHe reaches into the fridge and pulls out a container of Moose Tracks !ce-cream, my favoritest ice-cream ever >He pulls out two spoons -H e gives me half a s >After giving me a taunting taste he and Mr. Russia proceed to eat the entire bucket of ice-cream in front of me, savoring every bite and making "MMMMMMM and "OOUUAAAHHH SOO GOOODDDD" sounds >If I try to get up out of my chair my dad would tell me to sit back down -lf I tried to close my eyes or look away my dad would stick his fingers in my sides, which I f------ hated >They force me to watch him and Mr. Russia eat an entire bucket of my favorite ice-cream >After finishing the dessert, he gives Mr. Russia a friendly beer and sends him on his way, and then asks what I want for dinner Frogdad 12/02/10(Thu)22 24 No.80243XxX >>80243390 >Make That's What She Said!" joke to my dad >He is disgusted by that form of humor >Two days pass >Find my closet empty but for one shirt A Turtieneck sweater >He got one of his tech buddies to rig a small microphone up to i sit records my voice and after one second of me talking, it emits a "That's What She Said!" >Have to wear it for a day to school I couldnt tell whether to be angry at or impressed by my dad. □ Frogdad 12/02/10(Thu)22:40 No 80244XXX >Get in trouble at school for putting gum undeneath a desk >I just know my dad is going to pull some crazy s--- >Two weeks pass from the incident >Wake up one moming >A single wad of putty stuck on the ceiling -it >Every night another wad of putty is stuck on the ceiling >This continues for one week >Dawn of the Eigth Day: There is a full circle of about fifteen wads on the ceiling >What the f--- -Dawn of the Ninth Day: Smaller putties spell out "UNDER BED" >Oh god I know it's you dad, Im not scared, I'm not scared >Look under bed >A tiny little man made out of putty >Dawn of the Tenth Day Smaller putties spell out "IN DRAWER" pg >Another tiny little man made out of putty >Dawn of the Eleventh Day. Putties form an arrow pointing to the window >Since it was a school day it was about 5:30 in the morming and very dark -Flashlight comes on REVEALING A GIANT MAN MADE OF PUTTY OH GOD FREAKY AS F--- MASK OH GOD >Dad runs in, "What, What?17 MAN MADE OF PUTTY, DAD. .wait, Dad? That isnt you? >Dad tells me to stay the f--- inside >He runs outside He and the Putty Man beat the s--- out of eachother >Fight travels to neighbor's yard behind hedge >Dad gestures for me to come out of the house walk over to dead putty man >Dad prepares to take off mask NOBODY UNDER MASK >Russian Man steps out of nearby bushes holding a portable radio playing the Twilight Zone theme >Dad tells me not to chew gum in school >We walk back home and they tell me about how hard they worked on this one I think that this one wins. Cant believe I forgot it

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1392067316855.png (633 KB, 800x600) google igdb exhentai Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)07:22:25 No. 107798 104 >>107798155 >> 107798169 >>107798311 >> 107799423 >>1077995 13 >>107801112 107802041 >>107802243 >107802537 >>107803432 >107808891 >>107810017 >107810957 >>107811047>107815160 >>107815330 107820555 >>107820766 107822966 >>107824209 Hee hee. I just kissed you □ Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)07:24:30 No.107798 155 P> If only could be so lucky Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)07:25:22 No. 107798169 P> I wish Rin would kiss me □ Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)19:12:50 No.107826682 >>107826737 >>107826750 >>107826754 (You) >>107826776 170 posts later P> l studied Classics for a while, and it's surprising how often d---- show up in ancient cultures Wait, I haven't been following the thread, why are we talking about big d----? □ Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)19:13:36 No.107826716三 >107826532 We take all kinds of penises very seriously around here □ Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)19:13:54 No.107826737 >107826682 Was checking the thread, and it talked about penises and I saw an incomplete trivia about it. So why not? □ Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)19:14:17 No. 107826750 >107826682 Shiki □ Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)19:14:19 No.107826754三 P> D--- chat is just the natural progression of all events in life
1392067316855.png (633 KB, 800x600) google igdb exhentai Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)07:22:25 No. 107798 104 >>107798155 >> 107798169 >>107798311 >> 107799423 >>1077995 13 >>107801112 107802041 >>107802243 >107802537 >>107803432 >107808891 >>107810017 >107810957 >>107811047>107815160 >>107815330 107820555 >>107820766 107822966 >>107824209 Hee hee. I just kissed you □ Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)07:24:30 No.107798 155 P> If only could be so lucky Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)07:25:22 No. 107798169 P> I wish Rin would kiss me □ Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)19:12:50 No.107826682 >>107826737 >>107826750 >>107826754 (You) >>107826776 170 posts later P> l studied Classics for a while, and it's surprising how often d---- show up in ancient cultures Wait, I haven't been following the thread, why are we talking about big d----? □ Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)19:13:36 No.107826716三 >107826532 We take all kinds of penises very seriously around here □ Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)19:13:54 No.107826737 >107826682 Was checking the thread, and it talked about penises and I saw an incomplete trivia about it. So why not? □ Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)19:14:17 No. 107826750 >107826682 Shiki □ Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)19:14:19 No.107826754三 P> D--- chat is just the natural progression of all events in life

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□ Anonymous 02/27/11 (Sun)01:34 No.140589 10 Θ >Walking home from party late one evening >Several guys were following me, as my drunk ass managed to piss them off by existing >Try to walk faster, to no avail, as I'm drunk as s--- >Catch me in some random college student neighborhood >Oh s---, my ass is about to be beaten >Still in talking phase >Lights flick on in the house >Three guys in full musketeer garb walk out >Leader is some blond guy with a beard, eyepatch, and some weird-ass accent "What sort of ruffians would be accosting someone outside our residence? Stand and deliver!" >Guys start yelling at them to f--- off, that I deserved to get my ass beaten >Very well, then. Draw steel, you blackguard!" >All three of them draw rapiers on their >Guys run >I know not why those foul men sought your harm, but come and tell us the tale, stranger!" >Spend remainder of evening drinking mulled wine with lunatics >Bunch of Swedish re-enactors live there >Blond guy is actually missing an eye; lost it in a machine shop accident >Stagger home completely drunk with a hat Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)17:48 No. 14353245 File1301003335.ipg-(76 KB, 737x583, 4.jpg) I have no idea people like that existed. Or had the money to rent a house □ Soth !!knPhGL26gr 02/27/11 (Sun)01:36 No. 14058930 >>140 F------ EPIC [ : Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)01:41 No. 140589829 Ps THIS A THOUSAND TIMES THIS Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)17:57 No. 14353317 14353245 H--------, this is still being posted? I figure I owe /tg/ a bit of an update on these guys Their leader, O he of one eye and little common sense, nearly had his visa revoked for these kinds of shenanigans. One too many arrests meant that his right to stay in the country was contested and he had to go to court to defend himself and prevent his visa from being revoked I was his ride to court, and had to testify to the board that he shouldn't be deported for lack of common sense or social normality His defense? A written speech, about three pages long, about the rights of man, the education he has received here, and the opportunities for a one-eyed machinist. The spirit of his crimes were all in defense of people who would otherwise suffer. For other witnesses, he had some of the random people he'd helped out, including one memorable point where a woman, nearly on the verge of tears pointed out how he'd taken on a guy threatening to r--- her and carrying a knife by whipping out a fencing saber, disarming him, and mocking him in his thick Swedish accent so that the girl could call the cops. Something like a dozen people all showed up, explaining how this dude, despite his eccentricities, made the country better. He was not deported, and lives here to this very day, stalking the streets in musketeer garb, rescuing drunks, and dispensing his own brand of justice
□ Anonymous 02/27/11 (Sun)01:34 No.140589 10 Θ >Walking home from party late one evening >Several guys were following me, as my drunk ass managed to piss them off by existing >Try to walk faster, to no avail, as I'm drunk as s--- >Catch me in some random college student neighborhood >Oh s---, my ass is about to be beaten >Still in talking phase >Lights flick on in the house >Three guys in full musketeer garb walk out >Leader is some blond guy with a beard, eyepatch, and some weird-ass accent "What sort of ruffians would be accosting someone outside our residence? Stand and deliver!" >Guys start yelling at them to f--- off, that I deserved to get my ass beaten >Very well, then. Draw steel, you blackguard!" >All three of them draw rapiers on their >Guys run >I know not why those foul men sought your harm, but come and tell us the tale, stranger!" >Spend remainder of evening drinking mulled wine with lunatics >Bunch of Swedish re-enactors live there >Blond guy is actually missing an eye; lost it in a machine shop accident >Stagger home completely drunk with a hat Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)17:48 No. 14353245 File1301003335.ipg-(76 KB, 737x583, 4.jpg) I have no idea people like that existed. Or had the money to rent a house □ Soth !!knPhGL26gr 02/27/11 (Sun)01:36 No. 14058930 >>140 F------ EPIC [ : Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)01:41 No. 140589829 Ps THIS A THOUSAND TIMES THIS Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)17:57 No. 14353317 14353245 H--------, this is still being posted? I figure I owe /tg/ a bit of an update on these guys Their leader, O he of one eye and little common sense, nearly had his visa revoked for these kinds of shenanigans. One too many arrests meant that his right to stay in the country was contested and he had to go to court to defend himself and prevent his visa from being revoked I was his ride to court, and had to testify to the board that he shouldn't be deported for lack of common sense or social normality His defense? A written speech, about three pages long, about the rights of man, the education he has received here, and the opportunities for a one-eyed machinist. The spirit of his crimes were all in defense of people who would otherwise suffer. For other witnesses, he had some of the random people he'd helped out, including one memorable point where a woman, nearly on the verge of tears pointed out how he'd taken on a guy threatening to r--- her and carrying a knife by whipping out a fencing saber, disarming him, and mocking him in his thick Swedish accent so that the girl could call the cops. Something like a dozen people all showed up, explaining how this dude, despite his eccentricities, made the country better. He was not deported, and lives here to this very day, stalking the streets in musketeer garb, rescuing drunks, and dispensing his own brand of justice

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File: 7IXz6ei.png (648 KB, 610x915) Anonymous (ID: us1DD6Q) 06/06/14(Fri)17:30:27 No. 549923098 be me world's greatest hacker >#1 on FBI's most wanted list but they can't track me down because i always delete my browser history just got done hacking entire internet now every user in the world gets redirected to blackpeoplemeet.com epic lulz one of my hackerbros messages me on AIM tells me that 420 1337 h4x0r 420, my #1 hackerbro, has been arrested they were able to backtrace his IP because he forgot to browse on incognito mode word on the street is he's already ratted me out look out windoww FBI helicopters circling overhead hah! those bastards don't know who they're dealing with open up internet explorer get redirected to blackpeoplemeet.com >oh yeah, forgot about that run dis now it's time for some world class hacking >go to fbi.gov/hack >f---, there's a password >something appears on the bottom right corner of my screen >it's that goddamn talking paperclip >"it looks like you're trying to hack the FBI. would you like help?" >f--- off clippy, i'm trying to work here >"it looks like you're trying to hack the FBI. would you-" click the little f----- just to make him shut up clippy gives me the password >guess he's not so bad after al now that im in, i go to fbi.gov/hack/helicopters "congratulations, hacker!" you now have full control of the FBI's helicopters! what would you like them to do?" "A) turn left B) turn right C) ascend D) descend E) explode" go with option E BOOM, baby >flaming helicopters fall from the sky mfw exe
File: 7IXz6ei.png (648 KB, 610x915) Anonymous (ID: us1DD6Q) 06/06/14(Fri)17:30:27 No. 549923098 be me world's greatest hacker >#1 on FBI's most wanted list but they can't track me down because i always delete my browser history just got done hacking entire internet now every user in the world gets redirected to blackpeoplemeet.com epic lulz one of my hackerbros messages me on AIM tells me that 420 1337 h4x0r 420, my #1 hackerbro, has been arrested they were able to backtrace his IP because he forgot to browse on incognito mode word on the street is he's already ratted me out look out windoww FBI helicopters circling overhead hah! those bastards don't know who they're dealing with open up internet explorer get redirected to blackpeoplemeet.com >oh yeah, forgot about that run dis now it's time for some world class hacking >go to fbi.gov/hack >f---, there's a password >something appears on the bottom right corner of my screen >it's that goddamn talking paperclip >"it looks like you're trying to hack the FBI. would you like help?" >f--- off clippy, i'm trying to work here >"it looks like you're trying to hack the FBI. would you-" click the little f----- just to make him shut up clippy gives me the password >guess he's not so bad after al now that im in, i go to fbi.gov/hack/helicopters "congratulations, hacker!" you now have full control of the FBI's helicopters! what would you like them to do?" "A) turn left B) turn right C) ascend D) descend E) explode" go with option E BOOM, baby >flaming helicopters fall from the sky mfw exe

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File: image.ipg (271 KB, 1200x1704) Anonymous (ID: ajiozooz) 05/03/14(Sat)16:41:50 No.544855727 [Reply]544856984 >Be a CO in a prison >Decided to play a joke on the inmates >Brought a bag of Haribo Sugarless "Colon- Cleanser" Gummy Bears >Was gonna make Cafeteria boys distribute this to Genpop >Suddenly, a small yard riot >Five people are due for The Hole >The Hole has minimal lighting, small vent, and a bucket to s--- in >They'll be there for a day >thismakesmemoist.tiff >Make sure I give 15 gummies to each of their food trays >This inmate called Jose got 20, since he cocktail'd my buddy last year >Wait for the SHITstorm to commence >Suddenly >"Ey yo, what the f----" >A lifer named Deshawn started cursing and banging on the walls cause I forgot o censor it the last time, jeez are you happy now? >l can hear groaning and moaning >Then it begins >A symphony of s--- hitting metal buckets > Screams >Jose started praying in Spanish, he sounds like he's crying >And then comes the gagging >No vent means >l can hear people thowing up Inmate Dolton screamed "Officer Anon, please help!" "Yo, Anon, Anon, open the goddamn door, muggfugga >Act oblivious Turn on the intercom system for Seg unit "You do the crime, you do the time >Laugh and walk out >Shift change >Next day I found out that Seg Unit is being "disinfected" >Jose winds up on suicide watch >Caf boys got blamed for mishandling food >One caf boy got shanked by Deshawn's cellmate s the smell is percolating in there So how was your day, /b/?
File: image.ipg (271 KB, 1200x1704) Anonymous (ID: ajiozooz) 05/03/14(Sat)16:41:50 No.544855727 [Reply]544856984 >Be a CO in a prison >Decided to play a joke on the inmates >Brought a bag of Haribo Sugarless "Colon- Cleanser" Gummy Bears >Was gonna make Cafeteria boys distribute this to Genpop >Suddenly, a small yard riot >Five people are due for The Hole >The Hole has minimal lighting, small vent, and a bucket to s--- in >They'll be there for a day >thismakesmemoist.tiff >Make sure I give 15 gummies to each of their food trays >This inmate called Jose got 20, since he cocktail'd my buddy last year >Wait for the SHITstorm to commence >Suddenly >"Ey yo, what the f----" >A lifer named Deshawn started cursing and banging on the walls cause I forgot o censor it the last time, jeez are you happy now? >l can hear groaning and moaning >Then it begins >A symphony of s--- hitting metal buckets > Screams >Jose started praying in Spanish, he sounds like he's crying >And then comes the gagging >No vent means >l can hear people thowing up Inmate Dolton screamed "Officer Anon, please help!" "Yo, Anon, Anon, open the goddamn door, muggfugga >Act oblivious Turn on the intercom system for Seg unit "You do the crime, you do the time >Laugh and walk out >Shift change >Next day I found out that Seg Unit is being "disinfected" >Jose winds up on suicide watch >Caf boys got blamed for mishandling food >One caf boy got shanked by Deshawn's cellmate s the smell is percolating in there So how was your day, /b/?

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File: 1345166345969ipg-(60 KB, 550x461, Tiger.jpg) Anonymous (ID: Yyu2xhvl) 08/16/12(Thu)21:19:05 No.419300954 >Be me, age 17 >Attend high school, junior year >School's mascot is a lion, rivals are the tigers >l am the school mascot (the guy that wears the suit at sporting events, not a lion) >Summer day, after school >Get suited up; take bus to football game with football players >Arrive at game, do typical cheering on the team and keeping the crowd happy >The Tigers mascot and I would have small, somewhat playful, battles, exchanging tricks and such >I'm clearly better >Tiger starting to get a bit angry >Halftime comes >Tiger challenges me to a plastic sword fight >l accept >Fight starts >We exchange hits >It actually hurts quite a bit >I'm winning >Tiger starting to get really p----- >Tiger eventually throws down his sword and starts punching me >Hard >l back off, p----- >Tiger mask just staring at me with smug eyes >Start to get really mad >Tiger turns around and waves his arms at the crowd >The crowd cheers him on >His back is turned to me >Walk towards him as the crowd hushes >Tiger looks around, confused >Turns around >I'm right behind him >l plunge my hand into his mask and rip out one of his smug Tiger eye >Tiger is scared >I look down at the Tiger eye >Look back up >Jump on top of Tiger >Start beating the s--- out of him >l mean like really hurting him >I'm pretty sure I broke his nose and probably fractured a rib >Refs pull me off >Drags me over to sideline >Coach comes over, takes off my mask Stares at me >"What made you do that?" >l sit there for a second, thinkind "Coach >It was the eye of the tiger >It was the thrill of the fight >Standing up to the challenge of our rivals
File: 1345166345969ipg-(60 KB, 550x461, Tiger.jpg) Anonymous (ID: Yyu2xhvl) 08/16/12(Thu)21:19:05 No.419300954 >Be me, age 17 >Attend high school, junior year >School's mascot is a lion, rivals are the tigers >l am the school mascot (the guy that wears the suit at sporting events, not a lion) >Summer day, after school >Get suited up; take bus to football game with football players >Arrive at game, do typical cheering on the team and keeping the crowd happy >The Tigers mascot and I would have small, somewhat playful, battles, exchanging tricks and such >I'm clearly better >Tiger starting to get a bit angry >Halftime comes >Tiger challenges me to a plastic sword fight >l accept >Fight starts >We exchange hits >It actually hurts quite a bit >I'm winning >Tiger starting to get really p----- >Tiger eventually throws down his sword and starts punching me >Hard >l back off, p----- >Tiger mask just staring at me with smug eyes >Start to get really mad >Tiger turns around and waves his arms at the crowd >The crowd cheers him on >His back is turned to me >Walk towards him as the crowd hushes >Tiger looks around, confused >Turns around >I'm right behind him >l plunge my hand into his mask and rip out one of his smug Tiger eye >Tiger is scared >I look down at the Tiger eye >Look back up >Jump on top of Tiger >Start beating the s--- out of him >l mean like really hurting him >I'm pretty sure I broke his nose and probably fractured a rib >Refs pull me off >Drags me over to sideline >Coach comes over, takes off my mask Stares at me >"What made you do that?" >l sit there for a second, thinkind "Coach >It was the eye of the tiger >It was the thrill of the fight >Standing up to the challenge of our rivals

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□ Anonymous (ID: PYeOR) 04/28/14(Mon)18:50:27 No.544267093 File: 1382791999287 gif (460 KB, 220x132) >>544267316 >>544268942 544266674 >Be in basic >Get to the range for weapon drills >forgot my bayonet >Tell DS >"That's okay recruit, we'll get you a new one >given a spoon, am ordered to duct tape it to my rifle have to use this f------ spoon for the rest of basic where is your spoon, cadet? HOW ARE YOU GOING TO KILL ANY ENEMIES WITHOUT YOUR SPOON?!?" mfw nicknamed captain crunch for rest of basic
□ Anonymous (ID: PYeOR) 04/28/14(Mon)18:50:27 No.544267093 File: 1382791999287 gif (460 KB, 220x132) >>544267316 >>544268942 544266674 >Be in basic >Get to the range for weapon drills >forgot my bayonet >Tell DS >"That's okay recruit, we'll get you a new one >given a spoon, am ordered to duct tape it to my rifle have to use this f------ spoon for the rest of basic where is your spoon, cadet? HOW ARE YOU GOING TO KILL ANY ENEMIES WITHOUT YOUR SPOON?!?" mfw nicknamed captain crunch for rest of basic

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(24 KB, 146x229, 1381396265131.jpg) □ Anonymous 11/07/13(Thu)14:12:37 No.514844646 Well I'm f----- /b/. Really f------ f-----. Ill greentext what happened, of course >be browsing /b/ a couple of days ago >see thread about prostate stimulation orgasms for men >apparently it's some kind of magical ultimate orgasm experience >didn't really think much of it, forgot about it almost directly >fast forward to today, in the bathroom >see my 7 year old sisters vibrating Dora toothbrush (it makes music too) >remember thread >immediately realize how wrong it is to even consider this >f--- it, curious >lubed up and started twisting and s--- down there, no real idea what I was doing >suddenly the f------ door opens, it's my mom >look of absolute disgust and horror on her face >flinched and clenched my asscheeks together >somehow l activated the music with my sphincter >"we did it" song plays as she slowly closes the door runs downstairs incredibly fast ook at myself in the mirror and realize what a stupid f--- I am >sitting upstairs now, haven't faced her yet Wat do? Replies: 514 154 5148 Anonymous 11/07/13(Thu)14:14:30 No.514844842 F------ 10/10 I'm in tears right now > □ Anonymous 11/07/13(Thu)14:14:58 No.514844904 File: 1383851698678ipg-(15 KB, 241x209, 1333422806342.jpg) 514844646 My sides have taken a vacation to Venus

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Anonymous 04/19/14(Sat)21:46 No.240360246 File: 1291080084888.jpg (116 KB, 336x333) >>240 60 408 >>240360968 >>240364706 >>24 >24 >Mom is mad as s--- because the phone bill skyrocketed sincel discovered dial up >Anon, you can only connect 1 hour a day >Used the hour playing Starcraft 1 AM Homy Craving for glorious online fap >Aww s---, I want sum p--- gifs! >Mom took the phone cable, the PC is in the living room, 2 meters from phone jack >Brainstorm a plan >Steal foot long cable from phone >PC rest on top of some weird desk with no wheels >GOTTA BE SILENT >Slowly slide a blanket under the desk >Very carefully, very slowly slide PC and desk across livingroom >Half an hour later, PC is close enough to phonejack d toilet paper and scotch tape ule modem speake t chene >14.4 Kbps, 25 minutes later, fapping furiously in the middle of the living room Hear a noise behind me >Pull up pants >Trip with phone cable >CPU falls from desk, horrible metal noises everywhere Mom and dad rush in >PC is frozen, fullscreen JPG of some hairy girl sticking a carrot on her p---- >PJs on floor, ass up >Is dad's Work PC >DAD GOES BERSERK HEAR A BATTLECRY >mfw my dad kicked me so hard in the ass i got hemorroids
Anonymous 04/19/14(Sat)21:46 No.240360246 File: 1291080084888.jpg (116 KB, 336x333) >>240 60 408 >>240360968 >>240364706 >>24 >24 >Mom is mad as s--- because the phone bill skyrocketed sincel discovered dial up >Anon, you can only connect 1 hour a day >Used the hour playing Starcraft 1 AM Homy Craving for glorious online fap >Aww s---, I want sum p--- gifs! >Mom took the phone cable, the PC is in the living room, 2 meters from phone jack >Brainstorm a plan >Steal foot long cable from phone >PC rest on top of some weird desk with no wheels >GOTTA BE SILENT >Slowly slide a blanket under the desk >Very carefully, very slowly slide PC and desk across livingroom >Half an hour later, PC is close enough to phonejack d toilet paper and scotch tape ule modem speake t chene >14.4 Kbps, 25 minutes later, fapping furiously in the middle of the living room Hear a noise behind me >Pull up pants >Trip with phone cable >CPU falls from desk, horrible metal noises everywhere Mom and dad rush in >PC is frozen, fullscreen JPG of some hairy girl sticking a carrot on her p---- >PJs on floor, ass up >Is dad's Work PC >DAD GOES BERSERK HEAR A BATTLECRY >mfw my dad kicked me so hard in the ass i got hemorroids

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File: 1397875003927 ipg-(99 KB, 800x432, monkey.jpg) Anonymous (ID: qeua1zMS) 04/18/14(Fri)22:36:43 UTC-4 No.542882825 >Be me 15 years old >New tard comes to my school >Locker right next to mine >D------- doesn't know how to open lockers >Constantly have to open it for him >Remember his combination 12-3-24 >One day get an idea >Get a dildo from my friend's house >Bring it to school >Asked my teacher ifI could go to nurse >No one is in hallway >Perfect for my plan >Start unlocking combination >Suddenly third period ends shitstorm of kids come >Quickly shove dildo in locker >Run to end of hallway to watch plan unfold >Nothing happens so I go back to my locker >Sees giant vein coeed dildo >Had >Whole hallway sees including my girlfriend >She's crying now >My nickname is Dildon for the rest of High School >Go to college thinking the past is behind me >People from my old school find my Facebook >Whole thing starts up again >Humiliated for 2 whole years >Decide I'm sick of it >Get an idea >Buy a s--- ton of pocket p------ >Put them in a suitcase >Going to attempt to put all of them under some Douche's bed >Walking to room >Trip over a box of s--- >Suitcase spills over >Pocket p------ everywhere I am now known as "Virgin Viper" FML running out of classrooms wrong locker the whole time
File: 1397875003927 ipg-(99 KB, 800x432, monkey.jpg) Anonymous (ID: qeua1zMS) 04/18/14(Fri)22:36:43 UTC-4 No.542882825 >Be me 15 years old >New tard comes to my school >Locker right next to mine >D------- doesn't know how to open lockers >Constantly have to open it for him >Remember his combination 12-3-24 >One day get an idea >Get a dildo from my friend's house >Bring it to school >Asked my teacher ifI could go to nurse >No one is in hallway >Perfect for my plan >Start unlocking combination >Suddenly third period ends shitstorm of kids come >Quickly shove dildo in locker >Run to end of hallway to watch plan unfold >Nothing happens so I go back to my locker >Sees giant vein coeed dildo >Had >Whole hallway sees including my girlfriend >She's crying now >My nickname is Dildon for the rest of High School >Go to college thinking the past is behind me >People from my old school find my Facebook >Whole thing starts up again >Humiliated for 2 whole years >Decide I'm sick of it >Get an idea >Buy a s--- ton of pocket p------ >Put them in a suitcase >Going to attempt to put all of them under some Douche's bed >Walking to room >Trip over a box of s--- >Suitcase spills over >Pocket p------ everywhere I am now known as "Virgin Viper" FML running out of classrooms wrong locker the whole time

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Heard peaple coming to my >Developed the reflexes of tweeked up spastic tiger opening and closing windows like m a 1980s hacker wrung up on meth Can't have prvacy so I watch I want then use memories to relieve mysef in the shower mles away And as much I would like to discuss my fapping habits they have little to do with the story so i stop there Sister brought bayfriend to house from time to time scrawny metro-sexual faggelt looked ike Justin Bieber and a sightly less feminine version of himself had a child >Dude acts all cool and understanding infront of pereres Six convinces them she's trying to "Save his soul, so they give ther blessing l enforced the No Penetration act of 2009 so well the NSA sent me some recrtmenterature would pop out of the shadows every time l heard them go qua鵴and I would just stand there and stare at them Like a ghoulish shadow in the comer of ther ayes I destroyed every chance they got every mave they made like the judgmental eyes of 갠 wrathful god l peered ito their very 50uls as eerie 3nd wirward 35 the whole of /mpustaToysRUs! AND 1 AM CREEPER TERROR WATCHER VOYEURI AM THE EYES IN THE DARKNESS THE SENTRY OF THE NIGHT MINE IS PRESENCE AND My sister got real tired of my sht and so did her poor excuse for a lesh dide A pian that would only seve as uel to the aging inemo that was my lack of social Ide and surplus of hee tima While I was enjoying my shower time they went into my room and browsed as well as downloaded some hardcore gay BOSM in ther called a dity Ittle Parents came home fom work, chacked my homework and went through my PC as always -s--- ht the fan 50 h rd bits and piece5 were 5悀raring down 3 days later in downtown Cincrnati it was Like watching a paychopathic clown shoing roils af quarters up a midgets ass and knowing you're next Tried to xplan may h ve been avrus or a prank, but it was like trying to se4a three legged came) to Jfw Thay purgad all my intamat, vydia and computar prlegea. And rom then on I was to go to Sunday school Just like any As unikaly as & sounds I have thienda, one which was a mastar of f------ with peopla ha asked to be called Jarold Jarold and I discussed some plans before Snaly deciding on the one that was most likely to succeed my t--- here we one of the pan F 뇌ddn't have anything to do with my free tame other than read,since I wasn't allowed anywhere ter 5PM All my time was spent dicking around in my room,I even stopped checking up on my sister pgn Every now and then I would lsugh, not my normal laugh but a higher pitched, wbrating laugh with small pauses between exhales getting his d--- sucked while bench pr First eforts were uselass but ater a whle boytoy and Sis stat to notice swould isten umi they went quiet then | would do it loud enough for them to notice, did t 3 to 4 times day never ád it when pererts where home oOnù day sister ks about the sound canning from my room i act coffuse and chuck it up to the wind coming though the bathsoom window BDMS Kept doing&for the naxt fow weaks til she got truly annoyed and bagan to come into my room and tell me to stopt l never got caught doing itIwas always viglant I would stop if she was too close kept acting lke 1 didn know what she was talking about acted concemed about her wel-being -The seed af Ater a month or so of my neurotic sponge bob laugh she became used to t and thought nothing of it this too was part of the plan He lent me a voice rec order tiny matherfucker I could hida t just about anywhere but the bitch could got dacent audio output 거walked out inthe bang room and made sure Sis and Federine saw me lese, sad I was gon g to the store ol lat bahind tha recordar ready to sat off 13 minutes ater my daparture and 10 minutas ater the fest laugh 기 entered the Seven Eleven and stufed my face with ice cream bars ike l was Sasha Grey on an interracial gangbang for 20 minutes lient back h--- exactly 30 minutes had passed since my depanuro i oreered the house and found fund Sis and Timberlake n the bang onhh tha look on their faces when I came into the house,gets me wet every time I think about it eel ske Tzkunkda) 03/22/141Sat)14:39 36 UTC No 533445572 They looked ike they just saw me crawl out of a giant a------ on the wal my inner bale and Asked them 50mething happened, said they looked 5haken, looked Si5 in the eyes as l said Sis got p-----, began rarting saying things like if this was my idea of a joke I was sick Al bunch of accusatory s---, as if she didnt just see me come in through the front door She Kept asking me how I didt ol put on my best scowl and ask if she's on drugs. Tell her that she's been acting all f----- up since she brought Honey pants to the house Shat the f----- an angry lock as I did .Duda looked so contused Ska ha just discovered Asian nookie ia slanted juat ika our ayes Told her was gonna tell mum and pops about how she's acting This seemed to cool her off a bit is was reminded I held the power to narc like the lile coward she knew I was 거 told her to get her s--- straght and stop d ng whatever theyre doing. Walked of ika a Texan cowboy nght after the Alamo it was a week and some change since the voice recorder incident Sis hadn't yet told parents anything about the prank Mly laugh had begun to afect her again, sha would un up to my scom to catch me doing t She forgot she was Candace and I was Phineas and Pharb -She couldnt catch me doing it sometimes I would use the record in my room while I was in the living room just to f--- with her she went through lots of sht in my room tryng to find it made me worry she might havo done zone point but no doe She told me t cold anly be me doing that noise that Joe Jonas could hear it too would do the laugh ㅲ longu ntervals now I would skip some days just to gie her a false since af security She was loosing sleep she couldnt enjoy her time with Lance Bass anymore, she kept trying to catch me 뇌 became thesneakest little s--- that ever had considered a carrier in aspionage Nah it would ubimately get in the way of my dream of becoming Pokemon master of Kanto Tzkhkぬ) 03/22/14(Sat)14:43 10UTC No 538445878 The day came shere she could not take it anymore and once more threw parents at me like a pair of rabid dogs at smal paraplegic r Told them I kept trying to prank her but it was all really immature and annoying Jhonny Depp was there to back her up eleven types of s--- my guns lke an Gave Oscar worthy performance about my innocence made t clear that I was nowhere near the house I won the Oscar later that year and gracatully dadicated it to Dicapio without whom I would ba no one. saed my recepts I had an albi I was a fapist on foreign land with diplomatic immunity GET Parents gave us that we're to old for this sht talk, wamed me and let of the hook The time was upon ust All my hard work was paying off. I had spent all that time setting up the MY LEVEL, ID: Tzkankda) 03/22/141Sat)14 44 18 UTC No 538445964 Phase Three COW DUNG TO INDUSTRIAL FAN Friday night mum and pops had a date I was lat alone with Sis She asked t sha could call Culien over and they said yes F----- said he couldnt come. At this point I knew the goat I had slaughtered to Adanimus god of mischief had granted me his blessing ver since the laugh incident she had never been alone in the house. She knewl was the only possible explanation for the laughs the only logcal explanation only humans could be more logical packed my stut and told her i neded to go to the library She looked nanous God knows shemas fight to ba 거said goodbye and waked out the door, head held high feeing te man with a dck the size of a baby elephant's trunk Once there I grabbed tha frat book that intereated me chacked it out at the counter, sat down and bagan reading Tzkthkd0) 03/22/14/Sat)14 45 19 UTC No 5.38446037 Now this is the account of the events that transcribed at my home as tald by Jarold Be Jarold age unknown be the greabest neckbeard that has ever lived I kiss grls cus m a aggo sl left school early that day, and made my way to anons house, found the keys the house under a green stone tutle in the backyard nside Made l waited in the close heat pounding, d--- erect, clothed in my black tattered monk hood iuld come time came Itaped the reconder to 03/22/14(Sat)14:46 22 UTC No.538446134 played the recorded to max volume, but Igot no reaction.1 could hear the Tv blaring outside, soItned again a couple of times before gving up The This deat bitch wa ing room sneaked outside being realy quiet went nto the living room there splendor was Anon's sister Face down a getting pounded fom behind by some skinny locking fagget They both had the backs turned to me This was belter than the plan this was a once in a lifetime opportunity god had 5 eath to make sure these hormy m------------ got scared 5htless! I would carry ORD AND SAMIOR HAILAAAA y panties aready mom's spaghets l sipped the recorder to a Chinese igin being ving room stealth like, this dude was pounding that ass good no way they would have noticed even fI danced >l took a deep breath and screamed at the top of my lungs WHAT THE F--- ARE YOU DOING 7zkthkdQ) 03/22/14(Sat)14 51:05 UTC No.538446540 watched the color wash of their faces Exquiste teror in their eyes Lord can one man expenence such biss? They were staring into the a------ of god and it was searing their mortal eyes Iwas choking on my own slobber trying not to The girla screamed a high pitch scream aach note neverberated though out my body and I achieved Shangr-la The f----- made gesture as if to shield the girl with his body but the girl was trying desperately to get up and un Before they could regan composure I put my hand to my collar and press play on the recorder Anon's ungodly shriek came forth fomit The duda p----- himsar, Iterally a stream of urina speled forth rom his eract shan Kinda impressive he coud keep a boner in this stuation, bravo, bravo PS. brb door Reples right hand and Sceched a spawn of Satan THE L rwords could not describe the sound : came from these two Like the Bqueaks of drlating boloen. ike gumes p乎wating to be fed -They ran naked into the vast unknown, and 35 ' heard ther screams l ㎞ew my purpose had been fulfiled could áe nowrest forever. met Jarold later that day he said things had not gone cording to plan but everything was Ok a bunch of police s back Fin
, 95439253563ip(122 KB, 571x359, bueno aahkdQ) 03/22S43 14 24 13 UTC No 538444327 Story time. The frst time I posted this story rt was done ㅲ a hurry so here l conect everything that was wrong with it the frs time around I swaar to you on my dog's a--- viginty that no waking dinosaurs, thae fddias, West Philadalphias or Pokamen advantures are in store Be me 16 hed r, small 3 bedroom, house with m um, pops and psychotic tweer, bbch #9632348 ster, whom we will call Sis, had our own bedrooms 뇌 was allowed to have an old desktop it my room This philege was gven under the No m----------- proclamation of 2008 Had to have door unlocked 24/7. Parents montor my website actiities so that I may never stray from the path of a tue Jedi Bitch Sis stopped by my room every now and then tried keep me on my toes Bitch didm realize Iwas a goddamn Russian ballerina poeing through tantalizing testicle teasing tubes l became daredevil. Heard peaple coming to my >Developed the reflexes of tweeked up spastic tiger opening and closing windows like m a 1980s hacker wrung up on meth Can't have prvacy so I watch I want then use memories to relieve mysef in the shower mles away And as much I would like to discuss my fapping habits they have little to do with the story so i stop there Sister brought bayfriend to house from time to time scrawny metro-sexual faggelt looked ike Justin Bieber and a sightly less feminine version of himself had a child >Dude acts all cool and understanding infront of pereres Six convinces them she's trying to "Save his soul, so they give ther blessing l enforced the No Penetration act of 2009 so well the NSA sent me some recrtmenterature would pop out of the shadows every time l heard them go qua鵴and I would just stand there and stare at them Like a ghoulish shadow in the comer of ther ayes I destroyed every chance they got every mave they made like the judgmental eyes of 갠 wrathful god l peered ito their very 50uls as eerie 3nd wirward 35 the whole of /mpustaToysRUs! AND 1 AM CREEPER TERROR WATCHER VOYEURI AM THE EYES IN THE DARKNESS THE SENTRY OF THE NIGHT MINE IS PRESENCE AND My sister got real tired of my sht and so did her poor excuse for a lesh dide A pian that would only seve as uel to the aging inemo that was my lack of social Ide and surplus of hee tima While I was enjoying my shower time they went into my room and browsed as well as downloaded some hardcore gay BOSM in ther called a dity Ittle Parents came home fom work, chacked my homework and went through my PC as always -s--- ht the fan 50 h rd bits and piece5 were 5悀raring down 3 days later in downtown Cincrnati it was Like watching a paychopathic clown shoing roils af quarters up a midgets ass and knowing you're next Tried to xplan may h ve been avrus or a prank, but it was like trying to se4a three legged came) to Jfw Thay purgad all my intamat, vydia and computar prlegea. And rom then on I was to go to Sunday school Just like any As unikaly as & sounds I have thienda, one which was a mastar of f------ with peopla ha asked to be called Jarold Jarold and I discussed some plans before Snaly deciding on the one that was most likely to succeed my t--- here we one of the pan F 뇌ddn't have anything to do with my free tame other than read,since I wasn't allowed anywhere ter 5PM All my time was spent dicking around in my room,I even stopped checking up on my sister pgn Every now and then I would lsugh, not my normal laugh but a higher pitched, wbrating laugh with small pauses between exhales getting his d--- sucked while bench pr First eforts were uselass but ater a whle boytoy and Sis stat to notice swould isten umi they went quiet then | would do it loud enough for them to notice, did t 3 to 4 times day never ád it when pererts where home oOnù day sister ks about the sound canning from my room i act coffuse and chuck it up to the wind coming though the bathsoom window BDMS Kept doing&for the naxt fow weaks til she got truly annoyed and bagan to come into my room and tell me to stopt l never got caught doing itIwas always viglant I would stop if she was too close kept acting lke 1 didn know what she was talking about acted concemed about her wel-being -The seed af Ater a month or so of my neurotic sponge bob laugh she became used to t and thought nothing of it this too was part of the plan He lent me a voice rec order tiny matherfucker I could hida t just about anywhere but the bitch could got dacent audio output 거walked out inthe bang room and made sure Sis and Federine saw me lese, sad I was gon g to the store ol lat bahind tha recordar ready to sat off 13 minutes ater my daparture and 10 minutas ater the fest laugh 기 entered the Seven Eleven and stufed my face with ice cream bars ike l was Sasha Grey on an interracial gangbang for 20 minutes lient back h--- exactly 30 minutes had passed since my depanuro i oreered the house and found fund Sis and Timberlake n the bang onhh tha look on their faces when I came into the house,gets me wet every time I think about it eel ske Tzkunkda) 03/22/141Sat)14:39 36 UTC No 533445572 They looked ike they just saw me crawl out of a giant a------ on the wal my inner bale and Asked them 50mething happened, said they looked 5haken, looked Si5 in the eyes as l said Sis got p-----, began rarting saying things like if this was my idea of a joke I was sick Al bunch of accusatory s---, as if she didnt just see me come in through the front door She Kept asking me how I didt ol put on my best scowl and ask if she's on drugs. Tell her that she's been acting all f----- up since she brought Honey pants to the house Shat the f----- an angry lock as I did .Duda looked so contused Ska ha just discovered Asian nookie ia slanted juat ika our ayes Told her was gonna tell mum and pops about how she's acting This seemed to cool her off a bit is was reminded I held the power to narc like the lile coward she knew I was 거 told her to get her s--- straght and stop d ng whatever theyre doing. Walked of ika a Texan cowboy nght after the Alamo it was a week and some change since the voice recorder incident Sis hadn't yet told parents anything about the prank Mly laugh had begun to afect her again, sha would un up to my scom to catch me doing t She forgot she was Candace and I was Phineas and Pharb -She couldnt catch me doing it sometimes I would use the record in my room while I was in the living room just to f--- with her she went through lots of sht in my room tryng to find it made me worry she might havo done zone point but no doe She told me t cold anly be me doing that noise that Joe Jonas could hear it too would do the laugh ㅲ longu ntervals now I would skip some days just to gie her a false since af security She was loosing sleep she couldnt enjoy her time with Lance Bass anymore, she kept trying to catch me 뇌 became thesneakest little s--- that ever had considered a carrier in aspionage Nah it would ubimately get in the way of my dream of becoming Pokemon master of Kanto Tzkhkぬ) 03/22/14(Sat)14:43 10UTC No 538445878 The day came shere she could not take it anymore and once more threw parents at me like a pair of rabid dogs at smal paraplegic r Told them I kept trying to prank her but it was all really immature and annoying Jhonny Depp was there to back her up eleven types of s--- my guns lke an Gave Oscar worthy performance about my innocence made t clear that I was nowhere near the house I won the Oscar later that year and gracatully dadicated it to Dicapio without whom I would ba no one. saed my recepts I had an albi I was a fapist on foreign land with diplomatic immunity GET Parents gave us that we're to old for this sht talk, wamed me and let of the hook The time was upon ust All my hard work was paying off. I had spent all that time setting up the MY LEVEL, ID: Tzkankda) 03/22/141Sat)14 44 18 UTC No 538445964 Phase Three COW DUNG TO INDUSTRIAL FAN Friday night mum and pops had a date I was lat alone with Sis She asked t sha could call Culien over and they said yes F----- said he couldnt come. At this point I knew the goat I had slaughtered to Adanimus god of mischief had granted me his blessing ver since the laugh incident she had never been alone in the house. She knewl was the only possible explanation for the laughs the only logcal explanation only humans could be more logical packed my stut and told her i neded to go to the library She looked nanous God knows shemas fight to ba 거said goodbye and waked out the door, head held high feeing te man with a dck the size of a baby elephant's trunk Once there I grabbed tha frat book that intereated me chacked it out at the counter, sat down and bagan reading Tzkthkd0) 03/22/14/Sat)14 45 19 UTC No 5.38446037 Now this is the account of the events that transcribed at my home as tald by Jarold Be Jarold age unknown be the greabest neckbeard that has ever lived I kiss grls cus m a aggo sl left school early that day, and made my way to anons house, found the keys the house under a green stone tutle in the backyard nside Made l waited in the close heat pounding, d--- erect, clothed in my black tattered monk hood iuld come time came Itaped the reconder to 03/22/14(Sat)14:46 22 UTC No.538446134 played the recorded to max volume, but Igot no reaction.1 could hear the Tv blaring outside, soItned again a couple of times before gving up The This deat bitch wa ing room sneaked outside being realy quiet went nto the living room there splendor was Anon's sister Face down a getting pounded fom behind by some skinny locking fagget They both had the backs turned to me This was belter than the plan this was a once in a lifetime opportunity god had 5 eath to make sure these hormy m------------ got scared 5htless! I would carry ORD AND SAMIOR HAILAAAA y panties aready mom's spaghets l sipped the recorder to a Chinese igin being ving room stealth like, this dude was pounding that ass good no way they would have noticed even fI danced >l took a deep breath and screamed at the top of my lungs WHAT THE F--- ARE YOU DOING 7zkthkdQ) 03/22/14(Sat)14 51:05 UTC No.538446540 watched the color wash of their faces Exquiste teror in their eyes Lord can one man expenence such biss? They were staring into the a------ of god and it was searing their mortal eyes Iwas choking on my own slobber trying not to The girla screamed a high pitch scream aach note neverberated though out my body and I achieved Shangr-la The f----- made gesture as if to shield the girl with his body but the girl was trying desperately to get up and un Before they could regan composure I put my hand to my collar and press play on the recorder Anon's ungodly shriek came forth fomit The duda p----- himsar, Iterally a stream of urina speled forth rom his eract shan Kinda impressive he coud keep a boner in this stuation, bravo, bravo PS. brb door Reples right hand and Sceched a spawn of Satan THE L rwords could not describe the sound : came from these two Like the Bqueaks of drlating boloen. ike gumes p乎wating to be fed -They ran naked into the vast unknown, and 35 ' heard ther screams l ㎞ew my purpose had been fulfiled could áe nowrest forever. met Jarold later that day he said things had not gone cording to plan but everything was Ok a bunch of police s back Fin

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>Traveling across US mited by two friends in NY to have dinner in a restaurant >Waiter comes to the table "What can I get for you gentlemen this evening?" order a vegetable platter and a small bowl of olive oil >first friend orders cheese burger with fries, and a 12oz steak with extra mashed potatoes >second friend orders full rack of ribs, pulled pork sammie, macaroni and cheese, and deep fried pickles >15 min later waiter returns with their food friend asks me if I want to try a fry, say sure, grab one and gently pour ketchup onto it >he looks at me in confusion and asks me what I'm doing starts pounding bottle of ketchup into a separate bowl he requested >empties another one into the bowl asks the waiter for a third bottle and empties it into the bowl >grabs a handfull of fries, oil dripping down his arm as he squeezes them >making airplane noises BRRRRRRRM, Wooooo000, vooooOSH dunks them into the bowl of ketchup, entire fist is stained red >has to forcefully shove them into his mouth as to make sure none of them drop tells me "that's how ain't no f----- eats sum fries" other friend says "praise jesus" and starts clapping >soon the entire restaurant is clapping >waiter comes back with the food I ordered >soggy, dripping pizza margherita and a small bowl of olive oi >"I ordered a vegetable platter, not a pizza... that's not what I wanted.. >"Oh, I'm sorry. How about a fruit salad?" he said while holding up a cherry flavored lollipop >first friend is laughing while chunks of french fry evacuate from his mouth man in 10 gallon hat walks up to our table and starts shooting revolvers into the ceiling of the restaurant screaming YEEE HAW" repeatedly eagle bursts through the ceiling and takes my oil
>Traveling across US mited by two friends in NY to have dinner in a restaurant >Waiter comes to the table "What can I get for you gentlemen this evening?" order a vegetable platter and a small bowl of olive oil >first friend orders cheese burger with fries, and a 12oz steak with extra mashed potatoes >second friend orders full rack of ribs, pulled pork sammie, macaroni and cheese, and deep fried pickles >15 min later waiter returns with their food friend asks me if I want to try a fry, say sure, grab one and gently pour ketchup onto it >he looks at me in confusion and asks me what I'm doing starts pounding bottle of ketchup into a separate bowl he requested >empties another one into the bowl asks the waiter for a third bottle and empties it into the bowl >grabs a handfull of fries, oil dripping down his arm as he squeezes them >making airplane noises BRRRRRRRM, Wooooo000, vooooOSH dunks them into the bowl of ketchup, entire fist is stained red >has to forcefully shove them into his mouth as to make sure none of them drop tells me "that's how ain't no f----- eats sum fries" other friend says "praise jesus" and starts clapping >soon the entire restaurant is clapping >waiter comes back with the food I ordered >soggy, dripping pizza margherita and a small bowl of olive oi >"I ordered a vegetable platter, not a pizza... that's not what I wanted.. >"Oh, I'm sorry. How about a fruit salad?" he said while holding up a cherry flavored lollipop >first friend is laughing while chunks of french fry evacuate from his mouth man in 10 gallon hat walks up to our table and starts shooting revolvers into the ceiling of the restaurant screaming YEEE HAW" repeatedly eagle bursts through the ceiling and takes my oil

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File: 1395358042580.jpg-(95 KB, 776x651, image.jpg) O Gurl Gamerz of Ivl Anonymous 03/20/14(Thu)19:27 No.236380309 Replies: 236381838 2236382109 236385937 236387186 2236387656 22236389096 236389127 2236389302 22236389306 22236389307 2236390285 >Be en playing MMO with a friend of mine for a few years, I'll call him Jerry GAY, >He'stygoodhithmanenga mass tneforriends' pretty slow, but a good guy >Super good with money, amasses a fortune >Pretty soon he's making loads of new 'friends' Happy for him, but warn him that they might have other motives One day Jerry calls me distraught STurns out one of his sly bastard 'friends' stole everything SVow to help him get it back >Make a new account, act full on 'gamer gurrrill >Befrend the thief STurns out he scams a lot of people, bragged about it all the time >Keep the act up for months >Eventually get access to his account Rob him blind and give half of his stuff to Jerry, the rest I gave to begginers
File: 1395358042580.jpg-(95 KB, 776x651, image.jpg) O Gurl Gamerz of Ivl Anonymous 03/20/14(Thu)19:27 No.236380309 Replies: 236381838 2236382109 236385937 236387186 2236387656 22236389096 236389127 2236389302 22236389306 22236389307 2236390285 >Be en playing MMO with a friend of mine for a few years, I'll call him Jerry GAY, >He'stygoodhithmanenga mass tneforriends' pretty slow, but a good guy >Super good with money, amasses a fortune >Pretty soon he's making loads of new 'friends' Happy for him, but warn him that they might have other motives One day Jerry calls me distraught STurns out one of his sly bastard 'friends' stole everything SVow to help him get it back >Make a new account, act full on 'gamer gurrrill >Befrend the thief STurns out he scams a lot of people, bragged about it all the time >Keep the act up for months >Eventually get access to his account Rob him blind and give half of his stuff to Jerry, the rest I gave to begginers

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□ Anonymous 10/23/11 (Sun)16:25:19 No.250558 File1319401519.ipg-(119 KB, 608x451, thomyorke.jpg) >Be 15 >Fapping to Anne Frank >Have model of mountains near me Mom walks in and goes crazy, stabs dad with fork >Start to c-- Panic >Semen stains the mountain tops mfw

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Anonymous (ID: 7hc53h/b) 03/14/14(Fri)19:34:23 UTC-4 No.537203915 Replies: >537205521 537216829 File: 1394840063064 gif-(13 KB, 633x758, 1345606456713.gif) 22537200906 (OP) im gonna tell you a story /b/ >be me, 3 years ago, high school c>meet kid freshman year, nice guy, weird sense of humor >found out he likes computers and s--- stell him s----- linux joke laughs his f------ ass off >dont know why >flash forward a year later still good freinds >used to tell me to come over siblings had sports,literally everyday i had something and the only time i can talk to him was through skype at like 9 >felt horrible >promised him that i would one day >always talked to me about how it would be cool to come over >well later on he killed himself yeah thats right >he did it >during summer i actually had the time to visit his house go over to his pc which his family never turned off or touched >he wrote a suicide note to me >on skype >didnt hit send read the whole thing >feel terrible tells me that i was basically his only friend, and he got too depressed he trusted me and i just left him felt horrible turns out he had a whole day plan if i did go to his place >huge list >last thing on there was >"step 12: finally be happy" >broke down and cried >went home threw out my plan of things id like to do if i went over his place. his brother called me up telling me that he wanted to tell me that i was the only person he trusted and that he was sorry for leaving me >been sad ever since
Anonymous (ID: 7hc53h/b) 03/14/14(Fri)19:34:23 UTC-4 No.537203915 Replies: >537205521 537216829 File: 1394840063064 gif-(13 KB, 633x758, 1345606456713.gif) 22537200906 (OP) im gonna tell you a story /b/ >be me, 3 years ago, high school c>meet kid freshman year, nice guy, weird sense of humor >found out he likes computers and s--- stell him s----- linux joke laughs his f------ ass off >dont know why >flash forward a year later still good freinds >used to tell me to come over siblings had sports,literally everyday i had something and the only time i can talk to him was through skype at like 9 >felt horrible >promised him that i would one day >always talked to me about how it would be cool to come over >well later on he killed himself yeah thats right >he did it >during summer i actually had the time to visit his house go over to his pc which his family never turned off or touched >he wrote a suicide note to me >on skype >didnt hit send read the whole thing >feel terrible tells me that i was basically his only friend, and he got too depressed he trusted me and i just left him felt horrible turns out he had a whole day plan if i did go to his place >huge list >last thing on there was >"step 12: finally be happy" >broke down and cried >went home threw out my plan of things id like to do if i went over his place. his brother called me up telling me that he wanted to tell me that i was the only person he trusted and that he was sorry for leaving me >been sad ever since

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