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Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)08:47:01 No.64684 1235 ー646841570>>646841854 >>64684203422646842398 >>64684240722647 (375 KB, 1248x1664) Could have a pic, but, ew. be preen, can't remember when go on holiday with parents to the coast and end up staying at some s----- hotel for the night family is so poor, can't even afford 2 rooms but only 1 night so oh well. out for the day, have fun playing in the arcades Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)08:57:14 No.646842475 File: 646843302264684331422646847001 HappyDays.jpg (56 KB, 401x372) yeah yeah, f--- all interesting is going on until night get back to the hotel pretty late at night. think my dad was pretty drunk with what happened watch tv a bit, mom and dad have a few more drinks >They always drink ether rum or vodka, still do >bed time, I climb into my own bed, lights go off those two are touching each other and whispering I'm not really interested, didn't even really know about sex except for a gay b------ one time >Im not really interested, didn't even really know about sex except for a gay b------ one time. Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)08:57:26 No.6468424962646843306468433142646947001 File: (83 KB, 217x204) >>I'm not really interested, didn't even really know about sex except for a gay b------ one time. Anonymous 1 0/17/15(Sat)08:49:58 No.64684 1 570 22646842398 22646843302 >2646843314 >2646847001 >I'm not really interested, didn't even really know about sex except for a gay b------ one time. 6362798783 N----- wat 646841235 I'm not really interested, didn't even really know about sex except for a Anonymous 10 Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)08:52:18 No.646841854646842398 22646843302646843314 22646847001 File: 141385 (58 KB, 399x382) I'm not really interested, didn't even really know about sex except for a gay b------ one time. 555-COME-ON-NOW nonymous 10/17/15(Sat)08:56:34 No.646842407646843314646847001 >I'm not really interested, didn't even really know about sex except for a gay b------ one time I'm not really interested, didn't even really know about sex except for a gay b------ one time This is an example of what is known as a fairy.
Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)08:47:01 No.64684 1235 ー646841570>>646841854 >>64684203422646842398 >>64684240722647 (375 KB, 1248x1664) Could have a pic, but, ew. be preen, can't remember when go on holiday with parents to the coast and end up staying at some s----- hotel for the night family is so poor, can't even afford 2 rooms but only 1 night so oh well. out for the day, have fun playing in the arcades Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)08:57:14 No.646842475 File: 646843302264684331422646847001 HappyDays.jpg (56 KB, 401x372) yeah yeah, f--- all interesting is going on until night get back to the hotel pretty late at night. think my dad was pretty drunk with what happened watch tv a bit, mom and dad have a few more drinks >They always drink ether rum or vodka, still do >bed time, I climb into my own bed, lights go off those two are touching each other and whispering I'm not really interested, didn't even really know about sex except for a gay b------ one time >Im not really interested, didn't even really know about sex except for a gay b------ one time. Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)08:57:26 No.6468424962646843306468433142646947001 File: (83 KB, 217x204) >>I'm not really interested, didn't even really know about sex except for a gay b------ one time. Anonymous 1 0/17/15(Sat)08:49:58 No.64684 1 570 22646842398 22646843302 >2646843314 >2646847001 >I'm not really interested, didn't even really know about sex except for a gay b------ one time. 6362798783 N----- wat 646841235 I'm not really interested, didn't even really know about sex except for a Anonymous 10 Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)08:52:18 No.646841854646842398 22646843302646843314 22646847001 File: 141385 (58 KB, 399x382) I'm not really interested, didn't even really know about sex except for a gay b------ one time. 555-COME-ON-NOW nonymous 10/17/15(Sat)08:56:34 No.646842407646843314646847001 >I'm not really interested, didn't even really know about sex except for a gay b------ one time I'm not really interested, didn't even really know about sex except for a gay b------ one time This is an example of what is known as a fairy.

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File: 1367265933378.jpg-(60 KB, 480x480, biohazard.jpg) G I when shes starts bitchin, innawoods. anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)13:05:33 UTC-7 No. 160541 15 ! Replies: 22160541662216054175 GF starts complaining about all the time and money and i spend on my guns, and on top of that started to say something jive s--- about a 100 mile road trip to see her folks. so.... RAN innawoods. This is the story of the sketchy operation >headed north to my favorite casual camp spot (not my innawoods hide away) >set up camp and was chillin cleanin my ak47 >Some straing individuals approached me inside my camp, but they had an abundance of beer soo....they seemed trustworthy >followed them to their camp > gorged my self on beer >20 Brewsters later... > dude starts pounding some chick > i yelled "get it before the government does >they did not approve of my comment. >die hard OBAMAO supporters > dude starts at me, while his friend and gf gran rope > I shouted "youll never take me alive you mooncricket assholes!" >began to sprint through the woods >.asshoes began throwing rocks > I drunkenly shout" My rocks fly faster!" and fired threes rounds > continued to run > lost them >beer may have been laced with LSD >began hallucinating stripped out, stripped down to my naked glory and covered self in mud > paranoia set in >could not tell if campers were just campers, or SEAL team six in disguise >belly crawl through the woods >found a river. began belly crawling in the shallows down stream. >Fuzzy memories >woke up 100 miles south east of my home under a railroad bridge in a nest made of sticks and leaves like a predatory bird, cuddling ak47 >mouth tasted like moss and mud >three days later finally made it home after hitch hiking >still dont know what happened to my truck or the seal team campers Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)13:11:01 UTC-7 No. 1605416 P3 ITT: responsible gun owner
File: 1367265933378.jpg-(60 KB, 480x480, biohazard.jpg) G I when shes starts bitchin, innawoods. anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)13:05:33 UTC-7 No. 160541 15 ! Replies: 22160541662216054175 GF starts complaining about all the time and money and i spend on my guns, and on top of that started to say something jive s--- about a 100 mile road trip to see her folks. so.... RAN innawoods. This is the story of the sketchy operation >headed north to my favorite casual camp spot (not my innawoods hide away) >set up camp and was chillin cleanin my ak47 >Some straing individuals approached me inside my camp, but they had an abundance of beer soo....they seemed trustworthy >followed them to their camp > gorged my self on beer >20 Brewsters later... > dude starts pounding some chick > i yelled "get it before the government does >they did not approve of my comment. >die hard OBAMAO supporters > dude starts at me, while his friend and gf gran rope > I shouted "youll never take me alive you mooncricket assholes!" >began to sprint through the woods >.asshoes began throwing rocks > I drunkenly shout" My rocks fly faster!" and fired threes rounds > continued to run > lost them >beer may have been laced with LSD >began hallucinating stripped out, stripped down to my naked glory and covered self in mud > paranoia set in >could not tell if campers were just campers, or SEAL team six in disguise >belly crawl through the woods >found a river. began belly crawling in the shallows down stream. >Fuzzy memories >woke up 100 miles south east of my home under a railroad bridge in a nest made of sticks and leaves like a predatory bird, cuddling ak47 >mouth tasted like moss and mud >three days later finally made it home after hitch hiking >still dont know what happened to my truck or the seal team campers Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)13:11:01 UTC-7 No. 1605416 P3 ITT: responsible gun owner

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Islamic Republic of Iran !!9a6XAa4mDeT 06/06/12(Wed)11:43 No.11844972 118451441184550711849237 P1020045.ipg (61 KB, 550x413) igdb google Alright I'll join in the shitfest with a military poop story Exercise in southern Iran, summer, dry and hot as hell. >MREs for a few days, get reminded to chew the gum and drink water often to avoid brutal constipation >commander tells us that water samples from the trucks with water had proven to be weird or some s---, so a few trucks of water are taken out of the equation leaders do not wish to abort the exercise, but decide to substitute the water with trucks of pepsi from a nearby town >everybody gets pepsi and are told to quit whining and that during a war we won't be guaranteed an abundance of water To avoid brutal constipation I eat very little of the MREs, I get headaches and get fatigued but I manage probably lost 6kg, feels bad man >6th day, I have pooped a few times but only managed dry nuggets but I still no widespread constipation or a----trauma in the unit >it went better than expected.gif week is over, head to town, hungry like a f------ gnu >don't even change out of dirty uniform, head to the main street >enter pizza place, order a large pizza with extra everything while they make it, go to the burger joint across the street and order 2 burgers >when they are done, go back to pizza place, stomach rumbling set up everything in front of me i look like f------ Tony Montana with that mountain of cocaine in front of him >dig into the food with the fury of a mongol horde >barely have time to chew or breathe >l am stuffing my face like a thai prostitute when a US ship is in dock >an unknown amount of customers lose appetite and leave due to my vulgar display everybody knows better than to interfere with the guy who is looking like an extra from the night of the living dead continued □ Islamic Republic of Iran !!9a6XAa4mDeT 06/06/12(Wed)12:14 No. 11845144 >> 11 8451482> 118455072>11849237 2211863759 >11844972 >finally done, sit back and just relax >zone out for 15 minutes or so due to gastronomical orgasm belt is too tight, lighten it that high pressure bubbling sound when your bowels are preparing to declare independence and separate from your body >again, louder, exchange a desperate look with the pizza guy l can see from his facial expression the gravity of the situation >he nods towards the toilets When I move, a symphony of low frequency noises comes from my bowels, a wave of panic washes over me as I realize that I will give birth to a plutonium roo choose toilet that is furthest away sit down and prepare for The Excursion >stomach is rumbling and bubbling, I feel a pressing need to s---, but nothing comes out >l begin to sweat profusely, anxiety and panic grabs a hold of me My entire body is sweating sweat drips from my nose Anus muscle is straining, my intestines are in uproar I relax and try push, this time I feel it, it is so hard and such a tight fit that my anus can feel every bump in the texture of the turd >suddenly it happens so fast continued. 贂 Islamic Republic of Iran !!9a6XAa4mDeT 06/06/12(Wed)12:15 No.11 845148 >> 11845507 >>11849237 car-window-550.jpg (28 KB, 550x366) igdb google 11845144 the plug that is holding in the liquid is out and the high internal pressure that have been built up causes a high pressure and high speed evacuation of the contents Like when you have been still for a long time and then stand up fast: the rapid bowel movement causes a change in blood pressure and I get tunnel vision, black dots start to appear before my eyes pass out for a few seconds, sitting on the toilet wake up, realize what happen and feeling eviscerated >i dont even dare to look in the toilet bowl, because when you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes back into you I wipe, flush a few times, clean up the place and stagger out pale and glistening from sweat exchange a look with the owner of the restaurant swe do not say anything, he nods, knowing that I had been through an exercise much harder than the one in the desert. >i stare out of the window on the bus trip home, not talking to anyone
Islamic Republic of Iran !!9a6XAa4mDeT 06/06/12(Wed)11:43 No.11844972 118451441184550711849237 P1020045.ipg (61 KB, 550x413) igdb google Alright I'll join in the shitfest with a military poop story Exercise in southern Iran, summer, dry and hot as hell. >MREs for a few days, get reminded to chew the gum and drink water often to avoid brutal constipation >commander tells us that water samples from the trucks with water had proven to be weird or some s---, so a few trucks of water are taken out of the equation leaders do not wish to abort the exercise, but decide to substitute the water with trucks of pepsi from a nearby town >everybody gets pepsi and are told to quit whining and that during a war we won't be guaranteed an abundance of water To avoid brutal constipation I eat very little of the MREs, I get headaches and get fatigued but I manage probably lost 6kg, feels bad man >6th day, I have pooped a few times but only managed dry nuggets but I still no widespread constipation or a----trauma in the unit >it went better than expected.gif week is over, head to town, hungry like a f------ gnu >don't even change out of dirty uniform, head to the main street >enter pizza place, order a large pizza with extra everything while they make it, go to the burger joint across the street and order 2 burgers >when they are done, go back to pizza place, stomach rumbling set up everything in front of me i look like f------ Tony Montana with that mountain of cocaine in front of him >dig into the food with the fury of a mongol horde >barely have time to chew or breathe >l am stuffing my face like a thai prostitute when a US ship is in dock >an unknown amount of customers lose appetite and leave due to my vulgar display everybody knows better than to interfere with the guy who is looking like an extra from the night of the living dead continued □ Islamic Republic of Iran !!9a6XAa4mDeT 06/06/12(Wed)12:14 No. 11845144 >> 11 8451482> 118455072>11849237 2211863759 >11844972 >finally done, sit back and just relax >zone out for 15 minutes or so due to gastronomical orgasm belt is too tight, lighten it that high pressure bubbling sound when your bowels are preparing to declare independence and separate from your body >again, louder, exchange a desperate look with the pizza guy l can see from his facial expression the gravity of the situation >he nods towards the toilets When I move, a symphony of low frequency noises comes from my bowels, a wave of panic washes over me as I realize that I will give birth to a plutonium roo choose toilet that is furthest away sit down and prepare for The Excursion >stomach is rumbling and bubbling, I feel a pressing need to s---, but nothing comes out >l begin to sweat profusely, anxiety and panic grabs a hold of me My entire body is sweating sweat drips from my nose Anus muscle is straining, my intestines are in uproar I relax and try push, this time I feel it, it is so hard and such a tight fit that my anus can feel every bump in the texture of the turd >suddenly it happens so fast continued. 贂 Islamic Republic of Iran !!9a6XAa4mDeT 06/06/12(Wed)12:15 No.11 845148 >> 11845507 >>11849237 car-window-550.jpg (28 KB, 550x366) igdb google 11845144 the plug that is holding in the liquid is out and the high internal pressure that have been built up causes a high pressure and high speed evacuation of the contents Like when you have been still for a long time and then stand up fast: the rapid bowel movement causes a change in blood pressure and I get tunnel vision, black dots start to appear before my eyes pass out for a few seconds, sitting on the toilet wake up, realize what happen and feeling eviscerated >i dont even dare to look in the toilet bowl, because when you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes back into you I wipe, flush a few times, clean up the place and stagger out pale and glistening from sweat exchange a look with the owner of the restaurant swe do not say anything, he nods, knowing that I had been through an exercise much harder than the one in the desert. >i stare out of the window on the bus trip home, not talking to anyone

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AnonymoUS No.623065567 4 minutes ago >be 23 >marry hot chick cougar who's husband died >rebound sex was cray >she has daughter my age smy single dad thinks my wife's daughter is a fox >wtfdad.jpg they date for a few months and get married my stepdaughter is now my stepmother >my father is my son in law. >w--.exe >have kid with cougar wife >dad has kid with my stepdaughter >my baby became a brother in law to dad >my baby is now my uncle >Jerry springer.PNG >my dad's kid is my sister and my stepdaughters baby thus my grandchild smy wife is my step-mothers mother who is now a grandma to my new half-sibling >l am married to my grandma >I am my own grandpa.
AnonymoUS No.623065567 4 minutes ago >be 23 >marry hot chick cougar who's husband died >rebound sex was cray >she has daughter my age smy single dad thinks my wife's daughter is a fox >wtfdad.jpg they date for a few months and get married my stepdaughter is now my stepmother >my father is my son in law. >w--.exe >have kid with cougar wife >dad has kid with my stepdaughter >my baby became a brother in law to dad >my baby is now my uncle >Jerry springer.PNG >my dad's kid is my sister and my stepdaughters baby thus my grandchild smy wife is my step-mothers mother who is now a grandma to my new half-sibling >l am married to my grandma >I am my own grandpa.

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□ Anonymous 09/27/15(Sun) 10:13:01 No.22680761 ▶ File: 1441890257673 png (145 KB, 535x765) 22680776 >>22680777 >>22680848 >>226 >22680585 tried to kill myself with garbage disposal climb on sink and stick my foot in till i feel the blades on my toes flip the switch hurts like hell and half of my foot is gone in 3 seconds >decide to just ride it out Phalf way up my shin, bone gets caught in the blades and doesn't break instead i start spinning around on top of the sink LeTMeO the constant spinning is making me dizzy so i start vomiting sthe pain is so unbearable i start s------- as well >s--- and puke everywhere, slowly the garbage disposal eats my leg up to my knee im spinning violently and my head is banging against the wall sdecide at this point maybe this wasn't a great idea >don't remember but i think i was knocked out while banging my head against the wall wake up when i hear my mom screaming as she got home from work Sim only up to my inner thigh
□ Anonymous 09/27/15(Sun) 10:13:01 No.22680761 ▶ File: 1441890257673 png (145 KB, 535x765) 22680776 >>22680777 >>22680848 >>226 >22680585 tried to kill myself with garbage disposal climb on sink and stick my foot in till i feel the blades on my toes flip the switch hurts like hell and half of my foot is gone in 3 seconds >decide to just ride it out Phalf way up my shin, bone gets caught in the blades and doesn't break instead i start spinning around on top of the sink LeTMeO the constant spinning is making me dizzy so i start vomiting sthe pain is so unbearable i start s------- as well >s--- and puke everywhere, slowly the garbage disposal eats my leg up to my knee im spinning violently and my head is banging against the wall sdecide at this point maybe this wasn't a great idea >don't remember but i think i was knocked out while banging my head against the wall wake up when i hear my mom screaming as she got home from work Sim only up to my inner thigh

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Anonymous 09/24/15(Thu)10:26:20 No.27340557 I almost shot my roommate's boyfriend >in room batin hear doorbell go off >it's like 1 in the morning no time for pants >grab shotgun and stalk down hallway around the corner comes my roommate and her boyfriend all they see is a guy holding a shotgun, with an erection, and a retarded smile We stand in the hallway for a few moments, then I turn around without saying anything and walk back to my room. The next day she tells me he was more afraid of my erection than my gun.
Anonymous 09/24/15(Thu)10:26:20 No.27340557 I almost shot my roommate's boyfriend >in room batin hear doorbell go off >it's like 1 in the morning no time for pants >grab shotgun and stalk down hallway around the corner comes my roommate and her boyfriend all they see is a guy holding a shotgun, with an erection, and a retarded smile We stand in the hallway for a few moments, then I turn around without saying anything and walk back to my room. The next day she tells me he was more afraid of my erection than my gun.

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Koffeeg uy !!BP2n1 Oywuq6 05/17/1 3 Fri 21:06 No. 16337824 Replies >>16337855 >>16337879 >> 6337935 >216337972 >> 16338240 >>163383 12 >>16339524 >> 16345059 An acquaintance of mine's story >Be field medic in trashcanistan >On patrol in the mountains >All of a sudden ambush >Things are going well till apaches have to bug out to re-arm and refuel >No air cover >S--- the hajis have rpgs >Call in for air support >"Hey yall we'll be there in a few" >Dear god we're being saved by rednecks >Kiowa #1 screams through the canyons > about 40 feet off the ground >Co-pilot leaning out the window bungie corded in taking shots with an M-4 >Rebel yell >Dear god we're really being saved by rednecks >Kiowa#2 flies in even lower than the first, pilot and co-pilot are leaning out with M-4's picking off Haji before flying off should not be alive Pro-tip there was drinking involved when the stories were being swapped, so there may have been embellishments. I'd like to think that that's how all Kiowa pilots are trained to fly though
Koffeeg uy !!BP2n1 Oywuq6 05/17/1 3 Fri 21:06 No. 16337824 Replies >>16337855 >>16337879 >> 6337935 >216337972 >> 16338240 >>163383 12 >>16339524 >> 16345059 An acquaintance of mine's story >Be field medic in trashcanistan >On patrol in the mountains >All of a sudden ambush >Things are going well till apaches have to bug out to re-arm and refuel >No air cover >S--- the hajis have rpgs >Call in for air support >"Hey yall we'll be there in a few" >Dear god we're being saved by rednecks >Kiowa #1 screams through the canyons > about 40 feet off the ground >Co-pilot leaning out the window bungie corded in taking shots with an M-4 >Rebel yell >Dear god we're really being saved by rednecks >Kiowa#2 flies in even lower than the first, pilot and co-pilot are leaning out with M-4's picking off Haji before flying off should not be alive Pro-tip there was drinking involved when the stories were being swapped, so there may have been embellishments. I'd like to think that that's how all Kiowa pilots are trained to fly though

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Anonymous (ID: @angiDD) 09/18/1 5(Fri)14:28:56 No.51990472 Love me some n----- stories, Friday off to a great start >Be me 23 yrs old, white as f--- Walking through Woolwich Wearing my uniform, fresh out basic. Stop at a book store to see if they had the new issue of of blacklisted Anonymous (ID: LO Oe)雪09/18/15(Fri)14:37:34 No. 51990816·>>51901342-51 Stillipg (13 KB, 665x462) 2173 File: 2551723-Eguilibrium Still >Be me >23 yrs old, white as f--- >Walking through Columbus Georgia. 411 >I walk into the store, I'm the only white person there >Upset now that barnes and noble's computer section doesn't even have 2600 yet alone 411 >l leave the store >Outside there's this rough looking black couple Wearing my uniform, fresh out basic Stop at a book store to see if they had the new issue of of blacklisted I try to walk passed them to get to the bench sol could smoke a c-------- in piece >"Infidel" >I turn to him >guy extends his hand and grabs mine and starts hacking. >"die kuffar, die >Guy tells me about his brother in ISIS Talks to me for 15mins >As they get ready to leave his friend runs me over >Tells me to fear Allah >I walk into the store, I'm the only white person there >Upset now that barnes and noble's computer section doesn't even have 2600 yet alone 411 >l leave the store Outside there's this rough looking black couple. I try to walk passed them to get to the bench sol could smoke a c-------- in piece "Hey Mane I turn to him guy extends his hand and grabs mine and starts shaking. >"thank you for service, Mane >Guy tells me about his brother in the Marines Talks to me for 15mins >As they get ready to leave his girlfriend gives me a hug Tells me to come back safely Confused I sit down and start dying Listening to Muslim rap playing on the stores intercom >An old Muslim woman walks out of the store >She sits on the ground next to me head >smiling at me, she keeps getting closer somehow >I get up to leave, cant dont have a head anymore Confused I sit down and start smoking Listening to R & B playing on the stores intercom >An old black woman walks out of the store >She sits on the bench next to mine >smiling at me, she keeps getting closer somehow I get up to leave >she gets up too Trys to give me 50$, I tell her I can't take that. I'm just out of basic I haven't even deployec121 Wt 121 >she keeps trying to talk me into taking the money >she gets up too Trys to take me £50, I tell her I can't give it. I'm just out of basic I haven't even deployed yet >she keeps trying to talk me into paying Jizya She finally gives up, kicks my dead body and curses me >Some how I stepped through into the Sharia Zone She finally gives up, gives me a hug and thanks me. >I leave and head back to the hospital >There's a run down gas station next door >l go in to buy a beer and a pack of smokes Mean looking Muslim guy working the counter. Refuses to let me buy them >Tells me Haram. Some how I stepped through into the Twilight Zone. >I leave and head back to the hotel. There's a run down gas station next door. >l go in to buy a beer and a pack of smokes Mean looking black guy working the counter. Refuses to let me pay >Tells me thank you

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Anonymous 08/31/15(Mon)15:51:25 No.2708076827080888 2708117427081229 2708156527081872 2708201827084996 27085582 27086816 27086969 >>27087162 2>27091132 >>27093833 >27097602 >27097838 >27098405 27101487 27080168 Mine was a little greyer than that To remain anonymous I am not going to say which branch I was in, or which theater of war this took place in US Infantry >on patrol >man in squad (a friend) steps on pressure activated IED >we tried to stabilize him, but he died a few minutes later >sometime later we go back out ne is f------ p-----, we are out for blood >crest a hill and spotted someone digging in dirt >advance on him quickly from a couple different angles 17-18 year old mudslime kid >he is planting IED's >he's not armed however >squad gets p----- >starts yelling about how this guy is most likely responsible for the death of friend >kid gets buttstocked in face >someone points out he's not armed, ROE's say we have to detain him >I'm hanging in the back a little processing everything sthe best friend of man we lost raises his rifle at the kids head >"f--- that" >fires rifle, executing him point blank I'm really indifferent to it. I mean ROE's or not he was out their trying to kill us
Anonymous 08/31/15(Mon)15:51:25 No.2708076827080888 2708117427081229 2708156527081872 2708201827084996 27085582 27086816 27086969 >>27087162 2>27091132 >>27093833 >27097602 >27097838 >27098405 27101487 27080168 Mine was a little greyer than that To remain anonymous I am not going to say which branch I was in, or which theater of war this took place in US Infantry >on patrol >man in squad (a friend) steps on pressure activated IED >we tried to stabilize him, but he died a few minutes later >sometime later we go back out ne is f------ p-----, we are out for blood >crest a hill and spotted someone digging in dirt >advance on him quickly from a couple different angles 17-18 year old mudslime kid >he is planting IED's >he's not armed however >squad gets p----- >starts yelling about how this guy is most likely responsible for the death of friend >kid gets buttstocked in face >someone points out he's not armed, ROE's say we have to detain him >I'm hanging in the back a little processing everything sthe best friend of man we lost raises his rifle at the kids head >"f--- that" >fires rifle, executing him point blank I'm really indifferent to it. I mean ROE's or not he was out their trying to kill us

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□ Anonymous 12/13/13(Fri)17:14 UTC+11 No.19117057 Replies: 22191170822210117196 Wehlp /ki, today we're going to talk about Pvt Wolf in DS Hate walks up with a big f------ smile -It's only been 4 days but I know this isn't good Hey priales, a tornado just went through your bay And when the tornado threw over one bed letters started coming out Letters all over the f------ place, like got'damn Harry f------ Potter >Letters for home, talking about how horrible this place is, about how they're worried they might be becoming a killer and that it's changing them >Pvt Wolf why don't you come up here and read your letters for us? Forces Pvt Wolf in front of platoon to read the whole letter >Proceeds to rip into Pvt Wolf for being a whiny bitch >Pvt Wolf proceeds to cry Oh we're going to have fun for the next few hours priates From that day on, Pvt Wolf became the DS Hate's favorite person MOTHER F------ HEALTH AND WELFARE PVTS DS Hate makes a beeline for Pvt Wolf Turns out Pvt Wolf has been maintaining a diary >DS Hate knows >As soon as Pvt Wolf dumps his pockets it's the first thing DS Hate picks up Loudly announces to drill pad NOW WHAT IS THIS? IT LOOKS LIKE A DIARY PRIATES, LETS ALL REAL Begins to read selected passages from Pvt Wolfs diary >Begins to read the most cringeworthy s--- you could think >He was already smiling, but somehow his smile grows even more >As loud as possible so the whole drill pad can hear Proceeds to read short first person story in which Pvt Wolf is a werewolf, while in basic training > Trying not to laugh as all of the DSs are now howling in laughter DS Hate stops reading Well Pvt Wolf if you're a werewolf lets hear you howl Proceeds to make Pvt Wolf howl like a werewolf CONT Anonymous 12/13/13(Fri)17:27 UTC+11 No.19117196 Replies: 2219117225 2219117238 2219117275 2219117370 TIME TO GO UPSTAIRS PRIATES it tossed by some ot >Suddenly WHAT THE GODDAMN F--- comes from a few bunks down >DS stops Tactically decide to tell DS that's Pvt Wolfs area DS immediately tells us we're good and proceeds to Pvt Wolf's area >Poke our heads out to watch what's happening DS Hate is currently dragging what Pvt Wolf's browny tighties out of his locker PVT WOLF WHY THE F--- ARE THEIR S--- STAINS IN YOUR F------ UNDERWEAR s--- .I don't know D HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW IF THERE ARE S--- STAINS IN YOUR GODDAMN UNDERWEAR DID YOU POOP YOURSELF DO YOU WIPE WHEN YOU POOP WELL APPARENTLY YOU DONT, BECAUSE THERE IS S--- EVERYWHERE Continues to flip Pvt Wolf's s--- DS Hate has no more words or faces he can make at this point Throws book in contraband pile just muttering What the f--- The fun don't stop there though /k/, the fun never stops Anonymous 12/13/13(Fn)17 44 UTC+ 11 No 19117370 Replies: 22191174532219117474 This is a few days after Pvt Wolf became Pvt Wolf up to go down to IS >Suddenly a DS emerges from the laundry area with Pvt Wolf in tow >DS puts him at parade rest in front of formation him >Pvt, what the f--- are you doing in the laundry room? >I don't know DS >How don't you know? >I'm not sure where I am DS don't think I can remember my name 뇌 think I might have gone to blind >You're at Ft. Sill, your name is Pvt Wolf, and that Pvt is going to go upstairs and get you dressed, then when DS Hate gets here he can deal with this b------- >DS Hate doesn't show up until we've already started PT yells for Pvt Wolf >Erre body stops what they're doing to watch >PVT WOLF WHAT THE F--- IS WRONG WITH YOU >I don't know DS, I think I went blind for a litt- B------- PRIAT THATS THE DUMBEST EXCUSE I EVER HEARD OF MAYBE IF YOU HAD SHOWN UP DOWNSTAIRS WEARING YOUR CLASS AS A BOOT AND FLIPFLOPI'D BELIEVE YOU BUT DON'T WORRY WE'RE GOING TO CHAPTER YOUR DUMBASS OUT OF THE ARMY ANYWAY TILL THEN I'M GOING TO FIX YOU Anonymous 12/13/13(Fri)17:53 UTC+11 No.19117453 File: 1386917628445 0 KB, 640x575, 1386434329932 jpg) G D me s more □ Anonymous 12/13/13(Fri)17:55 UTC+11 No 19117474 Not really, DS Hate was currently in his area tossing his s---, it was happening regardless of what I did. I was just getting another DS out of my AO as quickly as possible Then there was the time Pvt Wolf decided to eat his boogers >Doing some stupid admin stuff inside with the whole company >We're sitting around just waiting for this to finish up on area US >Starts making this flicking motion with his fingers and pointing in our direction >What the f--- is he on about >XO pulls one of our platoon DSs aside and whispers to them >DS bellows out PVT WOLF, DID YOU GET ENOUGH TO EAT AT DINNER TONIGHT? >All eyes snap to Pvt Wolf >THEN WHY THE F--- ARE YOU EATING YOUR BOOGERS >I don't know DS WELL F------ STOP IT, ITS GODDAMN DISGUSTING This was DS Hate's night off, and it was the very first thing he addressed in the morning >DS Hate burst's into the bay WHERE'S MY BOOGER EATER AT? WHY THE FUCKAM I GETTING A TEXT FROM THE XO ON MY NIGHT OFF ABOUT ONE OF MY PRIA'TS EATING A HIS BOOGERS don't know DS WHY THE F--- WERE YOU EATING YOUR BOOGERS PRIAT? 뇌 didnt have any place to put them DS DS Hate shakes his head, I've got some paperwork for you to sign in my office At which point they finally got around to chaptering Pvt Wolf, but not with out one more story Anonymous 12/13/13(Fri)18:01 UTC+11 No.19117535 > Today is the day they're sending all of the chapters back to the other side of the tracks >Pvt Wolf is among them >All the chapters are doing a lay out of everything they're going to turn in so they won't get charged > It turns out Pvt Wolf is missing a pair of PT shorts >DSs flipping through his s--- trying to find another pair of PT shorts >Make him run upstairs and search his locker again >Have him check his stuff again >As Pvt Wolf is leaning over his stuff one of the DSs audibly sighs >Pvt Wolf, what are you wearing right now? your uniform Pvt Wolf >Pvt Wolf looks >Turns out it's his missing PT shorts And thats the last we saw of Pvt Wolf
□ Anonymous 12/13/13(Fri)17:14 UTC+11 No.19117057 Replies: 22191170822210117196 Wehlp /ki, today we're going to talk about Pvt Wolf in DS Hate walks up with a big f------ smile -It's only been 4 days but I know this isn't good Hey priales, a tornado just went through your bay And when the tornado threw over one bed letters started coming out Letters all over the f------ place, like got'damn Harry f------ Potter >Letters for home, talking about how horrible this place is, about how they're worried they might be becoming a killer and that it's changing them >Pvt Wolf why don't you come up here and read your letters for us? Forces Pvt Wolf in front of platoon to read the whole letter >Proceeds to rip into Pvt Wolf for being a whiny bitch >Pvt Wolf proceeds to cry Oh we're going to have fun for the next few hours priates From that day on, Pvt Wolf became the DS Hate's favorite person MOTHER F------ HEALTH AND WELFARE PVTS DS Hate makes a beeline for Pvt Wolf Turns out Pvt Wolf has been maintaining a diary >DS Hate knows >As soon as Pvt Wolf dumps his pockets it's the first thing DS Hate picks up Loudly announces to drill pad NOW WHAT IS THIS? IT LOOKS LIKE A DIARY PRIATES, LETS ALL REAL Begins to read selected passages from Pvt Wolfs diary >Begins to read the most cringeworthy s--- you could think >He was already smiling, but somehow his smile grows even more >As loud as possible so the whole drill pad can hear Proceeds to read short first person story in which Pvt Wolf is a werewolf, while in basic training > Trying not to laugh as all of the DSs are now howling in laughter DS Hate stops reading Well Pvt Wolf if you're a werewolf lets hear you howl Proceeds to make Pvt Wolf howl like a werewolf CONT Anonymous 12/13/13(Fri)17:27 UTC+11 No.19117196 Replies: 2219117225 2219117238 2219117275 2219117370 TIME TO GO UPSTAIRS PRIATES it tossed by some ot >Suddenly WHAT THE GODDAMN F--- comes from a few bunks down >DS stops Tactically decide to tell DS that's Pvt Wolfs area DS immediately tells us we're good and proceeds to Pvt Wolf's area >Poke our heads out to watch what's happening DS Hate is currently dragging what Pvt Wolf's browny tighties out of his locker PVT WOLF WHY THE F--- ARE THEIR S--- STAINS IN YOUR F------ UNDERWEAR s--- .I don't know D HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW IF THERE ARE S--- STAINS IN YOUR GODDAMN UNDERWEAR DID YOU POOP YOURSELF DO YOU WIPE WHEN YOU POOP WELL APPARENTLY YOU DONT, BECAUSE THERE IS S--- EVERYWHERE Continues to flip Pvt Wolf's s--- DS Hate has no more words or faces he can make at this point Throws book in contraband pile just muttering What the f--- The fun don't stop there though /k/, the fun never stops Anonymous 12/13/13(Fn)17 44 UTC+ 11 No 19117370 Replies: 22191174532219117474 This is a few days after Pvt Wolf became Pvt Wolf up to go down to IS >Suddenly a DS emerges from the laundry area with Pvt Wolf in tow >DS puts him at parade rest in front of formation him >Pvt, what the f--- are you doing in the laundry room? >I don't know DS >How don't you know? >I'm not sure where I am DS don't think I can remember my name 뇌 think I might have gone to blind >You're at Ft. Sill, your name is Pvt Wolf, and that Pvt is going to go upstairs and get you dressed, then when DS Hate gets here he can deal with this b------- >DS Hate doesn't show up until we've already started PT yells for Pvt Wolf >Erre body stops what they're doing to watch >PVT WOLF WHAT THE F--- IS WRONG WITH YOU >I don't know DS, I think I went blind for a litt- B------- PRIAT THATS THE DUMBEST EXCUSE I EVER HEARD OF MAYBE IF YOU HAD SHOWN UP DOWNSTAIRS WEARING YOUR CLASS AS A BOOT AND FLIPFLOPI'D BELIEVE YOU BUT DON'T WORRY WE'RE GOING TO CHAPTER YOUR DUMBASS OUT OF THE ARMY ANYWAY TILL THEN I'M GOING TO FIX YOU Anonymous 12/13/13(Fri)17:53 UTC+11 No.19117453 File: 1386917628445 0 KB, 640x575, 1386434329932 jpg) G D me s more □ Anonymous 12/13/13(Fri)17:55 UTC+11 No 19117474 Not really, DS Hate was currently in his area tossing his s---, it was happening regardless of what I did. I was just getting another DS out of my AO as quickly as possible Then there was the time Pvt Wolf decided to eat his boogers >Doing some stupid admin stuff inside with the whole company >We're sitting around just waiting for this to finish up on area US >Starts making this flicking motion with his fingers and pointing in our direction >What the f--- is he on about >XO pulls one of our platoon DSs aside and whispers to them >DS bellows out PVT WOLF, DID YOU GET ENOUGH TO EAT AT DINNER TONIGHT? >All eyes snap to Pvt Wolf >THEN WHY THE F--- ARE YOU EATING YOUR BOOGERS >I don't know DS WELL F------ STOP IT, ITS GODDAMN DISGUSTING This was DS Hate's night off, and it was the very first thing he addressed in the morning >DS Hate burst's into the bay WHERE'S MY BOOGER EATER AT? WHY THE FUCKAM I GETTING A TEXT FROM THE XO ON MY NIGHT OFF ABOUT ONE OF MY PRIA'TS EATING A HIS BOOGERS don't know DS WHY THE F--- WERE YOU EATING YOUR BOOGERS PRIAT? 뇌 didnt have any place to put them DS DS Hate shakes his head, I've got some paperwork for you to sign in my office At which point they finally got around to chaptering Pvt Wolf, but not with out one more story Anonymous 12/13/13(Fri)18:01 UTC+11 No.19117535 > Today is the day they're sending all of the chapters back to the other side of the tracks >Pvt Wolf is among them >All the chapters are doing a lay out of everything they're going to turn in so they won't get charged > It turns out Pvt Wolf is missing a pair of PT shorts >DSs flipping through his s--- trying to find another pair of PT shorts >Make him run upstairs and search his locker again >Have him check his stuff again >As Pvt Wolf is leaning over his stuff one of the DSs audibly sighs >Pvt Wolf, what are you wearing right now? your uniform Pvt Wolf >Pvt Wolf looks >Turns out it's his missing PT shorts And thats the last we saw of Pvt Wolf

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The most french thing ever

File: FranceFlag_ sva.png (42 KB, 488x500) ■ Anonymous 08/20/15(Thu)09:56:23 No 635928773 [Reply] Story thread >at school learning france >so horrible at it teacher advices me to switch to learn german cry litle bitch and run out teacher follows and tells me to stay to try and learn say i give up and cry even more she slowly claps and gives me A grades for the rest of my year she said it was the most french thing anyone has ever done in the class
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View Same Google Yandex iqdb SauceNA。幽image.jpg.54KiB.360x278 Anonymous Thu 20 Aug 2015 15:25:09 No.33859388 Report Quoted By: >>33859684 >>33859687 >>33859753 >>33865120 Not sure if really fat hate, but reposting a story from my childhood: be four years old Family goes to a BBQ restaurant called "Fat Terry's Rib Crib" be enjoying meal >Suddenly, a very obese woman walks in the door I'm a very impressionable four year-old, brainwashed by Disney and McDonalds into thinking everything has a mascot >recall the name of the establishment I stand up in my seat >stare her down by now I have the attention of everyone in the restaurant >with not an ounce of malice, but simple childhood wonder shout: >"HEY LOOK EVERYONE, IT'S FAT TERRY!" >she runs out crying >banned for life mfw 16 years later
View Same Google Yandex iqdb SauceNA。幽image.jpg.54KiB.360x278 Anonymous Thu 20 Aug 2015 15:25:09 No.33859388 Report Quoted By: >>33859684 >>33859687 >>33859753 >>33865120 Not sure if really fat hate, but reposting a story from my childhood: be four years old Family goes to a BBQ restaurant called "Fat Terry's Rib Crib" be enjoying meal >Suddenly, a very obese woman walks in the door I'm a very impressionable four year-old, brainwashed by Disney and McDonalds into thinking everything has a mascot >recall the name of the establishment I stand up in my seat >stare her down by now I have the attention of everyone in the restaurant >with not an ounce of malice, but simple childhood wonder shout: >"HEY LOOK EVERYONE, IT'S FAT TERRY!" >she runs out crying >banned for life mfw 16 years later

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Skinwalker in Afghanistan.

O Anonymous 08/17/15(Mon)18:59:50 No.26918408 ·2-26919552 >>night time >>f------ afganistan >>outside the wire in an MRAP >im on the gun by myself while everyone else sleeps. >>been awake 36 hours >>smell, kinda like s--- mixed with BO >>hear something running around >wearing a thermal optic we called the skeeter. >>like NVG but thermal >>look at skittering sound >>BIGASS F------ DOG >startled but okay >>keep scanning my sector >buddy over radio. >>"dude, do you see that guy standing out in front of your truck?" >scan sector, dog is still there >>"its a f------ dog >>"the f--- it is, its a person, its waving at you >>im very clearly seeing a dog >>hes very clearly seeing a person >>it goes away after a bit >buddy: "i think i see that dog >>i look, very clearly see a guy standing about 300m in front of his truck >>"dude, thats a guy >>b-------, its a dog" It took off after a bit but we were both kinda spooked. Locals have stories about demons or evil spirits in disguise as bigass dogs.
O Anonymous 08/17/15(Mon)18:59:50 No.26918408 ·2-26919552 >>night time >>f------ afganistan >>outside the wire in an MRAP >im on the gun by myself while everyone else sleeps. >>been awake 36 hours >>smell, kinda like s--- mixed with BO >>hear something running around >wearing a thermal optic we called the skeeter. >>like NVG but thermal >>look at skittering sound >>BIGASS F------ DOG >startled but okay >>keep scanning my sector >buddy over radio. >>"dude, do you see that guy standing out in front of your truck?" >scan sector, dog is still there >>"its a f------ dog >>"the f--- it is, its a person, its waving at you >>im very clearly seeing a dog >>hes very clearly seeing a person >>it goes away after a bit >buddy: "i think i see that dog >>i look, very clearly see a guy standing about 300m in front of his truck >>"dude, thats a guy >>b-------, its a dog" It took off after a bit but we were both kinda spooked. Locals have stories about demons or evil spirits in disguise as bigass dogs.

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Ghosts In The Wire

Anonymous 04/03/14(Thu)10:38 UTC-7 No. 20664813 Replies: >2066497 206652113320666417 File: 13965467312-(1.84 MB. 351x261, 1377055228279.gif be at battalion FTX be on guard duty shift started at 0200 put on all my gear >walked with a buddy to the rear checkpoint >bored as f--- >start bullshiting >heard a loud scream >saw a shadowy figure ran passed through the bushes my buddy saw it too w-- >turn on NVG >saw nothing >30 minutes passed >saw the figure again, except we ID it as a person we assumed it's probably one of our soldiers my buddy yelled "yo stop f------ around, go to sleep n---- the shadowy figure continued to run pass through treeline, and it seem like it's getting close to the checkpoint >ohhellno.jpg >get on to the radio and called the NCOIOC NCOIC dashed out we told him what we saw >thinking he probably thought we are retarded did you guys get contact with that thing? "umm negative alright you guys are done for tonight, go to sleep. don't even come out for the rest of the night, roger ? oh and keep your mouth shut about this >3 days after we finished the FTX the NCOIC called us into the office and had a small talk with two of us Apparently, 60 years ago that the place we went used to be a live shooting range. 60 years ago, a company of soldier were practicing assault movement or something, and one of the soldier had a misfired and accidentally killed the other guy while the dude was dashing through the treeline This was several years ago, I can still recalled that distinctive scream from the forest.
Anonymous 04/03/14(Thu)10:38 UTC-7 No. 20664813 Replies: >2066497 206652113320666417 File: 13965467312-(1.84 MB. 351x261, 1377055228279.gif be at battalion FTX be on guard duty shift started at 0200 put on all my gear >walked with a buddy to the rear checkpoint >bored as f--- >start bullshiting >heard a loud scream >saw a shadowy figure ran passed through the bushes my buddy saw it too w-- >turn on NVG >saw nothing >30 minutes passed >saw the figure again, except we ID it as a person we assumed it's probably one of our soldiers my buddy yelled "yo stop f------ around, go to sleep n---- the shadowy figure continued to run pass through treeline, and it seem like it's getting close to the checkpoint >ohhellno.jpg >get on to the radio and called the NCOIOC NCOIC dashed out we told him what we saw >thinking he probably thought we are retarded did you guys get contact with that thing? "umm negative alright you guys are done for tonight, go to sleep. don't even come out for the rest of the night, roger ? oh and keep your mouth shut about this >3 days after we finished the FTX the NCOIC called us into the office and had a small talk with two of us Apparently, 60 years ago that the place we went used to be a live shooting range. 60 years ago, a company of soldier were practicing assault movement or something, and one of the soldier had a misfired and accidentally killed the other guy while the dude was dashing through the treeline This was several years ago, I can still recalled that distinctive scream from the forest.

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Anonymous 07/30/15(Thu)20:51:30 No.304602170304802398 File: Spoiler Image (656 KB, 393x420) >All this time Sakurai was f------ with us >Nintendo issues a new nintendo direct on their channel >Direct goes right to f------ sakurai smiling in a chair >Hello, I'm Masahiro Sakurai, with Nintendo." Immediately addresses lwadas death >"Satoru lwada was an honorable man, and I want to keep his legacy of making people happy alive by bringing new features to smash." Never before seen footage of smash items, characters and stages >All kinds of cool s--- from different games >Metroid map with mother brain boss, looks similar to Ridelys stage. >Everyone flips their s--- over what Sakurai has been working on 刈also have some new info on anticipated characters >Sakurai motions to a slide showing different media >"Joining smash are characters from out of game franchises." hype intensifies >"Oh and one last thing." >Hype intensifies even more >New Amiibo >"Coming soon to stores near you, until next time!" >End of the presentation, fades to darkness >No-one expects what comes next "A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES! Read the first letter of every sentence.
Anonymous 07/30/15(Thu)20:51:30 No.304602170304802398 File: Spoiler Image (656 KB, 393x420) >All this time Sakurai was f------ with us >Nintendo issues a new nintendo direct on their channel >Direct goes right to f------ sakurai smiling in a chair >Hello, I'm Masahiro Sakurai, with Nintendo." Immediately addresses lwadas death >"Satoru lwada was an honorable man, and I want to keep his legacy of making people happy alive by bringing new features to smash." Never before seen footage of smash items, characters and stages >All kinds of cool s--- from different games >Metroid map with mother brain boss, looks similar to Ridelys stage. >Everyone flips their s--- over what Sakurai has been working on 刈also have some new info on anticipated characters >Sakurai motions to a slide showing different media >"Joining smash are characters from out of game franchises." hype intensifies >"Oh and one last thing." >Hype intensifies even more >New Amiibo >"Coming soon to stores near you, until next time!" >End of the presentation, fades to darkness >No-one expects what comes next "A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES! Read the first letter of every sentence.

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□ Anonymous (ID: 62HK0ZgM) 12/04/12(Tue)02:15 No. 441 323025闸22441324404 22441324429 22441324814 22441325002 22441326072 22441326553 be 25 walking home from class(dental school) see homeless woman, no older than i was, maybe 23 at the most don't want to walk around her rudely she seemed scared >she was really dirty, but had these eyes like humble pools of water chat for a little bit(i grew up hearing that homeless people rea咠y appreciate human contact, plus i didnt have any money to give her) find out that she was kicked out by her parents when she was 20, been roaming the streets ever since almost ashamed to be thinking that she was a 7/10, she didnt even smell as bad as most homeless ive encountered >offer her a shower and meal at my house still very shy, but she had that humble/thankful look in her eyes >get to my appt, neighbors giving us dirty looks get inside show her to the bathroom, find some ladies shower stuff that my ex at the time had left she comes out after about 35 minutes wrapped in a towel, pile of filthy towels and washcloths >no joke, 8/10 without the dirt give her some of my ex's clothes, nothing fancy, but she looked like a proper lady smade a pasta/red bean salad while she was washing up we're eating, she bursts into tears >No on has ever been this nice to me. I can't repay you, but if you want" You're a lovely woman, but it wouldnt be right >look of relief on her face tells me i did the right thing we finish eating in silence and she asks if i can take her back to her spot 거 walk her home' with a few extra clothes, soaps, blankets, and the leftovers get to the spot and she tears up and gives me a kiss on the cheek thanks me for everything and says that shell never forget me part 2 coming walk by her spot most days after class, sometimes ill bring some dinner for us, sometimes i bring lunch before class we become pretty good friends Sit's not even that weird that it started as an act of chaity sdo this almost every day for about 2 months >in that time, she got a job at a Panera and supplied some of the meals for us she takes showers usually once a week at a nearby shelter by this time spretty much back on her feet, but still homeless >i usually get a kiss on the cheek like that first night when i leave Pinvite her back again one night, saying that a change of setting could be nice get to the house and she nearly pounces on me making out wildly, not even thinking about what she could have don't even care at this point, we f----- wildly for a few hours >she legit put all of her gratitude into it sdont see her for about a week after, got checked by doctor, didnt catch anything >keep doing the lunches/dinners occasional f--- back at my place she has a pretty good bit of money saved up from work/donations we decide to make it official part 3 on its way >i was skeptical when she moved in, l had been robbed by past girlfriends and didn't know what to expect swake up in this really nice fog, don't want to get out of bed >ohfuckimadumbass jpg run to kitchen, she looks horrified that she burnt the eggs relieved as f---, i reassured her that it's fine every day after that we would leave the apartment together id walk her to work and walk around until lunch, then class >pick her up after work it was a really nice little schedule we had swe would both be so tired from work and class that we'd just crash back at our place this went on for a few months, it was heaven >she was extremely loyal too, like how a rescue dog would do anything for its new owner(not the best analogy, but work with me) sshe picked up some great cooking skills at that panera job, her sandwiches had everything + that love and gratitude after a few months, i graduated with a D D.S and joined a really nice practice she kept working at panera, bringing in whatever she could, but i was making some serious money now sat this point im 27, she's 26 >happiest people on earth in that year of dating, i never found her sleeping around, stealing, she was off all her drugs >decided i found the right girl 5 years later, Grace and I are happily married and expecting our first son in a few months. Some nights she still cries at how kind I was the first night. But I was the one who was lucky enough to have polished that diamond I found in the gutter
□ Anonymous (ID: 62HK0ZgM) 12/04/12(Tue)02:15 No. 441 323025闸22441324404 22441324429 22441324814 22441325002 22441326072 22441326553 be 25 walking home from class(dental school) see homeless woman, no older than i was, maybe 23 at the most don't want to walk around her rudely she seemed scared >she was really dirty, but had these eyes like humble pools of water chat for a little bit(i grew up hearing that homeless people rea咠y appreciate human contact, plus i didnt have any money to give her) find out that she was kicked out by her parents when she was 20, been roaming the streets ever since almost ashamed to be thinking that she was a 7/10, she didnt even smell as bad as most homeless ive encountered >offer her a shower and meal at my house still very shy, but she had that humble/thankful look in her eyes >get to my appt, neighbors giving us dirty looks get inside show her to the bathroom, find some ladies shower stuff that my ex at the time had left she comes out after about 35 minutes wrapped in a towel, pile of filthy towels and washcloths >no joke, 8/10 without the dirt give her some of my ex's clothes, nothing fancy, but she looked like a proper lady smade a pasta/red bean salad while she was washing up we're eating, she bursts into tears >No on has ever been this nice to me. I can't repay you, but if you want" You're a lovely woman, but it wouldnt be right >look of relief on her face tells me i did the right thing we finish eating in silence and she asks if i can take her back to her spot 거 walk her home' with a few extra clothes, soaps, blankets, and the leftovers get to the spot and she tears up and gives me a kiss on the cheek thanks me for everything and says that shell never forget me part 2 coming walk by her spot most days after class, sometimes ill bring some dinner for us, sometimes i bring lunch before class we become pretty good friends Sit's not even that weird that it started as an act of chaity sdo this almost every day for about 2 months >in that time, she got a job at a Panera and supplied some of the meals for us she takes showers usually once a week at a nearby shelter by this time spretty much back on her feet, but still homeless >i usually get a kiss on the cheek like that first night when i leave Pinvite her back again one night, saying that a change of setting could be nice get to the house and she nearly pounces on me making out wildly, not even thinking about what she could have don't even care at this point, we f----- wildly for a few hours >she legit put all of her gratitude into it sdont see her for about a week after, got checked by doctor, didnt catch anything >keep doing the lunches/dinners occasional f--- back at my place she has a pretty good bit of money saved up from work/donations we decide to make it official part 3 on its way >i was skeptical when she moved in, l had been robbed by past girlfriends and didn't know what to expect swake up in this really nice fog, don't want to get out of bed >ohfuckimadumbass jpg run to kitchen, she looks horrified that she burnt the eggs relieved as f---, i reassured her that it's fine every day after that we would leave the apartment together id walk her to work and walk around until lunch, then class >pick her up after work it was a really nice little schedule we had swe would both be so tired from work and class that we'd just crash back at our place this went on for a few months, it was heaven >she was extremely loyal too, like how a rescue dog would do anything for its new owner(not the best analogy, but work with me) sshe picked up some great cooking skills at that panera job, her sandwiches had everything + that love and gratitude after a few months, i graduated with a D D.S and joined a really nice practice she kept working at panera, bringing in whatever she could, but i was making some serious money now sat this point im 27, she's 26 >happiest people on earth in that year of dating, i never found her sleeping around, stealing, she was off all her drugs >decided i found the right girl 5 years later, Grace and I are happily married and expecting our first son in a few months. Some nights she still cries at how kind I was the first night. But I was the one who was lucky enough to have polished that diamond I found in the gutter

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Ancient Rome

Anonymous (ID: JrYOpO4M) 08/26/13(Mon)19:07:25 22502359445 ITT: Rome stories >Be me >sentorial class, but kinda plebish >decide to go to forum to pick up puellae >see a IX/X puella >ohjupiterthatbottom.marblestatue >go up to her Sheard pick up line from my buddy cassius, try it out hey girl are you parthian? no S"because you shot an arrow into my heart" looks at me like marius would look at sulla >"my pater familiae died in that battle" >my face goes redder than the theater of pompey >she walks away >go home and f--- my boy slave >i miss cato on the ides of march
Anonymous (ID: JrYOpO4M) 08/26/13(Mon)19:07:25 22502359445 ITT: Rome stories >Be me >sentorial class, but kinda plebish >decide to go to forum to pick up puellae >see a IX/X puella >ohjupiterthatbottom.marblestatue >go up to her Sheard pick up line from my buddy cassius, try it out hey girl are you parthian? no S"because you shot an arrow into my heart" looks at me like marius would look at sulla >"my pater familiae died in that battle" >my face goes redder than the theater of pompey >she walks away >go home and f--- my boy slave >i miss cato on the ides of march

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