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Anonymous 09/24/15(Thu)10:26:20 No.27340557 I almost shot my roommate's boyfriend >in room batin hear doorbell go off >it's like 1 in the morning no time for pants >grab shotgun and stalk down hallway around the corner comes my roommate and her boyfriend all they see is a guy holding a shotgun, with an erection, and a retarded smile We stand in the hallway for a few moments, then I turn around without saying anything and walk back to my room. The next day she tells me he was more afraid of my erection than my gun.
Anonymous 09/24/15(Thu)10:26:20 No.27340557 I almost shot my roommate's boyfriend >in room batin hear doorbell go off >it's like 1 in the morning no time for pants >grab shotgun and stalk down hallway around the corner comes my roommate and her boyfriend all they see is a guy holding a shotgun, with an erection, and a retarded smile We stand in the hallway for a few moments, then I turn around without saying anything and walk back to my room. The next day she tells me he was more afraid of my erection than my gun.

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Koffeeg uy !!BP2n1 Oywuq6 05/17/1 3 Fri 21:06 No. 16337824 Replies >>16337855 >>16337879 >> 6337935 >216337972 >> 16338240 >>163383 12 >>16339524 >> 16345059 An acquaintance of mine's story >Be field medic in trashcanistan >On patrol in the mountains >All of a sudden ambush >Things are going well till apaches have to bug out to re-arm and refuel >No air cover >S--- the hajis have rpgs >Call in for air support >"Hey yall we'll be there in a few" >Dear god we're being saved by rednecks >Kiowa #1 screams through the canyons > about 40 feet off the ground >Co-pilot leaning out the window bungie corded in taking shots with an M-4 >Rebel yell >Dear god we're really being saved by rednecks >Kiowa#2 flies in even lower than the first, pilot and co-pilot are leaning out with M-4's picking off Haji before flying off should not be alive Pro-tip there was drinking involved when the stories were being swapped, so there may have been embellishments. I'd like to think that that's how all Kiowa pilots are trained to fly though
Koffeeg uy !!BP2n1 Oywuq6 05/17/1 3 Fri 21:06 No. 16337824 Replies >>16337855 >>16337879 >> 6337935 >216337972 >> 16338240 >>163383 12 >>16339524 >> 16345059 An acquaintance of mine's story >Be field medic in trashcanistan >On patrol in the mountains >All of a sudden ambush >Things are going well till apaches have to bug out to re-arm and refuel >No air cover >S--- the hajis have rpgs >Call in for air support >"Hey yall we'll be there in a few" >Dear god we're being saved by rednecks >Kiowa #1 screams through the canyons > about 40 feet off the ground >Co-pilot leaning out the window bungie corded in taking shots with an M-4 >Rebel yell >Dear god we're really being saved by rednecks >Kiowa#2 flies in even lower than the first, pilot and co-pilot are leaning out with M-4's picking off Haji before flying off should not be alive Pro-tip there was drinking involved when the stories were being swapped, so there may have been embellishments. I'd like to think that that's how all Kiowa pilots are trained to fly though

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Anonymous (ID: @angiDD) 09/18/1 5(Fri)14:28:56 No.51990472 Love me some n----- stories, Friday off to a great start >Be me 23 yrs old, white as f--- Walking through Woolwich Wearing my uniform, fresh out basic. Stop at a book store to see if they had the new issue of of blacklisted Anonymous (ID: LO Oe)雪09/18/15(Fri)14:37:34 No. 51990816·>>51901342-51 Stillipg (13 KB, 665x462) 2173 File: 2551723-Eguilibrium Still >Be me >23 yrs old, white as f--- >Walking through Columbus Georgia. 411 >I walk into the store, I'm the only white person there >Upset now that barnes and noble's computer section doesn't even have 2600 yet alone 411 >l leave the store >Outside there's this rough looking black couple Wearing my uniform, fresh out basic Stop at a book store to see if they had the new issue of of blacklisted I try to walk passed them to get to the bench sol could smoke a c-------- in piece >"Infidel" >I turn to him >guy extends his hand and grabs mine and starts hacking. >"die kuffar, die >Guy tells me about his brother in ISIS Talks to me for 15mins >As they get ready to leave his friend runs me over >Tells me to fear Allah >I walk into the store, I'm the only white person there >Upset now that barnes and noble's computer section doesn't even have 2600 yet alone 411 >l leave the store Outside there's this rough looking black couple. I try to walk passed them to get to the bench sol could smoke a c-------- in piece "Hey Mane I turn to him guy extends his hand and grabs mine and starts shaking. >"thank you for service, Mane >Guy tells me about his brother in the Marines Talks to me for 15mins >As they get ready to leave his girlfriend gives me a hug Tells me to come back safely Confused I sit down and start dying Listening to Muslim rap playing on the stores intercom >An old Muslim woman walks out of the store >She sits on the ground next to me head >smiling at me, she keeps getting closer somehow >I get up to leave, cant dont have a head anymore Confused I sit down and start smoking Listening to R & B playing on the stores intercom >An old black woman walks out of the store >She sits on the bench next to mine >smiling at me, she keeps getting closer somehow I get up to leave >she gets up too Trys to give me 50$, I tell her I can't take that. I'm just out of basic I haven't even deployec121 Wt 121 >she keeps trying to talk me into taking the money >she gets up too Trys to take me £50, I tell her I can't give it. I'm just out of basic I haven't even deployed yet >she keeps trying to talk me into paying Jizya She finally gives up, kicks my dead body and curses me >Some how I stepped through into the Sharia Zone She finally gives up, gives me a hug and thanks me. >I leave and head back to the hospital >There's a run down gas station next door >l go in to buy a beer and a pack of smokes Mean looking Muslim guy working the counter. Refuses to let me buy them >Tells me Haram. Some how I stepped through into the Twilight Zone. >I leave and head back to the hotel. There's a run down gas station next door. >l go in to buy a beer and a pack of smokes Mean looking black guy working the counter. Refuses to let me pay >Tells me thank you

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Anonymous 08/31/15(Mon)15:51:25 No.2708076827080888 2708117427081229 2708156527081872 2708201827084996 27085582 27086816 27086969 >>27087162 2>27091132 >>27093833 >27097602 >27097838 >27098405 27101487 27080168 Mine was a little greyer than that To remain anonymous I am not going to say which branch I was in, or which theater of war this took place in US Infantry >on patrol >man in squad (a friend) steps on pressure activated IED >we tried to stabilize him, but he died a few minutes later >sometime later we go back out ne is f------ p-----, we are out for blood >crest a hill and spotted someone digging in dirt >advance on him quickly from a couple different angles 17-18 year old mudslime kid >he is planting IED's >he's not armed however >squad gets p----- >starts yelling about how this guy is most likely responsible for the death of friend >kid gets buttstocked in face >someone points out he's not armed, ROE's say we have to detain him >I'm hanging in the back a little processing everything sthe best friend of man we lost raises his rifle at the kids head >"f--- that" >fires rifle, executing him point blank I'm really indifferent to it. I mean ROE's or not he was out their trying to kill us
Anonymous 08/31/15(Mon)15:51:25 No.2708076827080888 2708117427081229 2708156527081872 2708201827084996 27085582 27086816 27086969 >>27087162 2>27091132 >>27093833 >27097602 >27097838 >27098405 27101487 27080168 Mine was a little greyer than that To remain anonymous I am not going to say which branch I was in, or which theater of war this took place in US Infantry >on patrol >man in squad (a friend) steps on pressure activated IED >we tried to stabilize him, but he died a few minutes later >sometime later we go back out ne is f------ p-----, we are out for blood >crest a hill and spotted someone digging in dirt >advance on him quickly from a couple different angles 17-18 year old mudslime kid >he is planting IED's >he's not armed however >squad gets p----- >starts yelling about how this guy is most likely responsible for the death of friend >kid gets buttstocked in face >someone points out he's not armed, ROE's say we have to detain him >I'm hanging in the back a little processing everything sthe best friend of man we lost raises his rifle at the kids head >"f--- that" >fires rifle, executing him point blank I'm really indifferent to it. I mean ROE's or not he was out their trying to kill us

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□ Anonymous 12/13/13(Fri)17:14 UTC+11 No.19117057 Replies: 22191170822210117196 Wehlp /ki, today we're going to talk about Pvt Wolf in DS Hate walks up with a big f------ smile -It's only been 4 days but I know this isn't good Hey priales, a tornado just went through your bay And when the tornado threw over one bed letters started coming out Letters all over the f------ place, like got'damn Harry f------ Potter >Letters for home, talking about how horrible this place is, about how they're worried they might be becoming a killer and that it's changing them >Pvt Wolf why don't you come up here and read your letters for us? Forces Pvt Wolf in front of platoon to read the whole letter >Proceeds to rip into Pvt Wolf for being a whiny bitch >Pvt Wolf proceeds to cry Oh we're going to have fun for the next few hours priates From that day on, Pvt Wolf became the DS Hate's favorite person MOTHER F------ HEALTH AND WELFARE PVTS DS Hate makes a beeline for Pvt Wolf Turns out Pvt Wolf has been maintaining a diary >DS Hate knows >As soon as Pvt Wolf dumps his pockets it's the first thing DS Hate picks up Loudly announces to drill pad NOW WHAT IS THIS? IT LOOKS LIKE A DIARY PRIATES, LETS ALL REAL Begins to read selected passages from Pvt Wolfs diary >Begins to read the most cringeworthy s--- you could think >He was already smiling, but somehow his smile grows even more >As loud as possible so the whole drill pad can hear Proceeds to read short first person story in which Pvt Wolf is a werewolf, while in basic training > Trying not to laugh as all of the DSs are now howling in laughter DS Hate stops reading Well Pvt Wolf if you're a werewolf lets hear you howl Proceeds to make Pvt Wolf howl like a werewolf CONT Anonymous 12/13/13(Fri)17:27 UTC+11 No.19117196 Replies: 2219117225 2219117238 2219117275 2219117370 TIME TO GO UPSTAIRS PRIATES it tossed by some ot >Suddenly WHAT THE GODDAMN F--- comes from a few bunks down >DS stops Tactically decide to tell DS that's Pvt Wolfs area DS immediately tells us we're good and proceeds to Pvt Wolf's area >Poke our heads out to watch what's happening DS Hate is currently dragging what Pvt Wolf's browny tighties out of his locker PVT WOLF WHY THE F--- ARE THEIR S--- STAINS IN YOUR F------ UNDERWEAR s--- .I don't know D HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW IF THERE ARE S--- STAINS IN YOUR GODDAMN UNDERWEAR DID YOU POOP YOURSELF DO YOU WIPE WHEN YOU POOP WELL APPARENTLY YOU DONT, BECAUSE THERE IS S--- EVERYWHERE Continues to flip Pvt Wolf's s--- DS Hate has no more words or faces he can make at this point Throws book in contraband pile just muttering What the f--- The fun don't stop there though /k/, the fun never stops Anonymous 12/13/13(Fn)17 44 UTC+ 11 No 19117370 Replies: 22191174532219117474 This is a few days after Pvt Wolf became Pvt Wolf up to go down to IS >Suddenly a DS emerges from the laundry area with Pvt Wolf in tow >DS puts him at parade rest in front of formation him >Pvt, what the f--- are you doing in the laundry room? >I don't know DS >How don't you know? >I'm not sure where I am DS don't think I can remember my name 뇌 think I might have gone to blind >You're at Ft. Sill, your name is Pvt Wolf, and that Pvt is going to go upstairs and get you dressed, then when DS Hate gets here he can deal with this b------- >DS Hate doesn't show up until we've already started PT yells for Pvt Wolf >Erre body stops what they're doing to watch >PVT WOLF WHAT THE F--- IS WRONG WITH YOU >I don't know DS, I think I went blind for a litt- B------- PRIAT THATS THE DUMBEST EXCUSE I EVER HEARD OF MAYBE IF YOU HAD SHOWN UP DOWNSTAIRS WEARING YOUR CLASS AS A BOOT AND FLIPFLOPI'D BELIEVE YOU BUT DON'T WORRY WE'RE GOING TO CHAPTER YOUR DUMBASS OUT OF THE ARMY ANYWAY TILL THEN I'M GOING TO FIX YOU Anonymous 12/13/13(Fri)17:53 UTC+11 No.19117453 File: 1386917628445 0 KB, 640x575, 1386434329932 jpg) G D me s more □ Anonymous 12/13/13(Fri)17:55 UTC+11 No 19117474 Not really, DS Hate was currently in his area tossing his s---, it was happening regardless of what I did. I was just getting another DS out of my AO as quickly as possible Then there was the time Pvt Wolf decided to eat his boogers >Doing some stupid admin stuff inside with the whole company >We're sitting around just waiting for this to finish up on area US >Starts making this flicking motion with his fingers and pointing in our direction >What the f--- is he on about >XO pulls one of our platoon DSs aside and whispers to them >DS bellows out PVT WOLF, DID YOU GET ENOUGH TO EAT AT DINNER TONIGHT? >All eyes snap to Pvt Wolf >THEN WHY THE F--- ARE YOU EATING YOUR BOOGERS >I don't know DS WELL F------ STOP IT, ITS GODDAMN DISGUSTING This was DS Hate's night off, and it was the very first thing he addressed in the morning >DS Hate burst's into the bay WHERE'S MY BOOGER EATER AT? WHY THE FUCKAM I GETTING A TEXT FROM THE XO ON MY NIGHT OFF ABOUT ONE OF MY PRIA'TS EATING A HIS BOOGERS don't know DS WHY THE F--- WERE YOU EATING YOUR BOOGERS PRIAT? 뇌 didnt have any place to put them DS DS Hate shakes his head, I've got some paperwork for you to sign in my office At which point they finally got around to chaptering Pvt Wolf, but not with out one more story Anonymous 12/13/13(Fri)18:01 UTC+11 No.19117535 > Today is the day they're sending all of the chapters back to the other side of the tracks >Pvt Wolf is among them >All the chapters are doing a lay out of everything they're going to turn in so they won't get charged > It turns out Pvt Wolf is missing a pair of PT shorts >DSs flipping through his s--- trying to find another pair of PT shorts >Make him run upstairs and search his locker again >Have him check his stuff again >As Pvt Wolf is leaning over his stuff one of the DSs audibly sighs >Pvt Wolf, what are you wearing right now? your uniform Pvt Wolf >Pvt Wolf looks >Turns out it's his missing PT shorts And thats the last we saw of Pvt Wolf
□ Anonymous 12/13/13(Fri)17:14 UTC+11 No.19117057 Replies: 22191170822210117196 Wehlp /ki, today we're going to talk about Pvt Wolf in DS Hate walks up with a big f------ smile -It's only been 4 days but I know this isn't good Hey priales, a tornado just went through your bay And when the tornado threw over one bed letters started coming out Letters all over the f------ place, like got'damn Harry f------ Potter >Letters for home, talking about how horrible this place is, about how they're worried they might be becoming a killer and that it's changing them >Pvt Wolf why don't you come up here and read your letters for us? Forces Pvt Wolf in front of platoon to read the whole letter >Proceeds to rip into Pvt Wolf for being a whiny bitch >Pvt Wolf proceeds to cry Oh we're going to have fun for the next few hours priates From that day on, Pvt Wolf became the DS Hate's favorite person MOTHER F------ HEALTH AND WELFARE PVTS DS Hate makes a beeline for Pvt Wolf Turns out Pvt Wolf has been maintaining a diary >DS Hate knows >As soon as Pvt Wolf dumps his pockets it's the first thing DS Hate picks up Loudly announces to drill pad NOW WHAT IS THIS? IT LOOKS LIKE A DIARY PRIATES, LETS ALL REAL Begins to read selected passages from Pvt Wolfs diary >Begins to read the most cringeworthy s--- you could think >He was already smiling, but somehow his smile grows even more >As loud as possible so the whole drill pad can hear Proceeds to read short first person story in which Pvt Wolf is a werewolf, while in basic training > Trying not to laugh as all of the DSs are now howling in laughter DS Hate stops reading Well Pvt Wolf if you're a werewolf lets hear you howl Proceeds to make Pvt Wolf howl like a werewolf CONT Anonymous 12/13/13(Fri)17:27 UTC+11 No.19117196 Replies: 2219117225 2219117238 2219117275 2219117370 TIME TO GO UPSTAIRS PRIATES it tossed by some ot >Suddenly WHAT THE GODDAMN F--- comes from a few bunks down >DS stops Tactically decide to tell DS that's Pvt Wolfs area DS immediately tells us we're good and proceeds to Pvt Wolf's area >Poke our heads out to watch what's happening DS Hate is currently dragging what Pvt Wolf's browny tighties out of his locker PVT WOLF WHY THE F--- ARE THEIR S--- STAINS IN YOUR F------ UNDERWEAR s--- .I don't know D HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW IF THERE ARE S--- STAINS IN YOUR GODDAMN UNDERWEAR DID YOU POOP YOURSELF DO YOU WIPE WHEN YOU POOP WELL APPARENTLY YOU DONT, BECAUSE THERE IS S--- EVERYWHERE Continues to flip Pvt Wolf's s--- DS Hate has no more words or faces he can make at this point Throws book in contraband pile just muttering What the f--- The fun don't stop there though /k/, the fun never stops Anonymous 12/13/13(Fn)17 44 UTC+ 11 No 19117370 Replies: 22191174532219117474 This is a few days after Pvt Wolf became Pvt Wolf up to go down to IS >Suddenly a DS emerges from the laundry area with Pvt Wolf in tow >DS puts him at parade rest in front of formation him >Pvt, what the f--- are you doing in the laundry room? >I don't know DS >How don't you know? >I'm not sure where I am DS don't think I can remember my name 뇌 think I might have gone to blind >You're at Ft. Sill, your name is Pvt Wolf, and that Pvt is going to go upstairs and get you dressed, then when DS Hate gets here he can deal with this b------- >DS Hate doesn't show up until we've already started PT yells for Pvt Wolf >Erre body stops what they're doing to watch >PVT WOLF WHAT THE F--- IS WRONG WITH YOU >I don't know DS, I think I went blind for a litt- B------- PRIAT THATS THE DUMBEST EXCUSE I EVER HEARD OF MAYBE IF YOU HAD SHOWN UP DOWNSTAIRS WEARING YOUR CLASS AS A BOOT AND FLIPFLOPI'D BELIEVE YOU BUT DON'T WORRY WE'RE GOING TO CHAPTER YOUR DUMBASS OUT OF THE ARMY ANYWAY TILL THEN I'M GOING TO FIX YOU Anonymous 12/13/13(Fri)17:53 UTC+11 No.19117453 File: 1386917628445 0 KB, 640x575, 1386434329932 jpg) G D me s more □ Anonymous 12/13/13(Fri)17:55 UTC+11 No 19117474 Not really, DS Hate was currently in his area tossing his s---, it was happening regardless of what I did. I was just getting another DS out of my AO as quickly as possible Then there was the time Pvt Wolf decided to eat his boogers >Doing some stupid admin stuff inside with the whole company >We're sitting around just waiting for this to finish up on area US >Starts making this flicking motion with his fingers and pointing in our direction >What the f--- is he on about >XO pulls one of our platoon DSs aside and whispers to them >DS bellows out PVT WOLF, DID YOU GET ENOUGH TO EAT AT DINNER TONIGHT? >All eyes snap to Pvt Wolf >THEN WHY THE F--- ARE YOU EATING YOUR BOOGERS >I don't know DS WELL F------ STOP IT, ITS GODDAMN DISGUSTING This was DS Hate's night off, and it was the very first thing he addressed in the morning >DS Hate burst's into the bay WHERE'S MY BOOGER EATER AT? WHY THE FUCKAM I GETTING A TEXT FROM THE XO ON MY NIGHT OFF ABOUT ONE OF MY PRIA'TS EATING A HIS BOOGERS don't know DS WHY THE F--- WERE YOU EATING YOUR BOOGERS PRIAT? 뇌 didnt have any place to put them DS DS Hate shakes his head, I've got some paperwork for you to sign in my office At which point they finally got around to chaptering Pvt Wolf, but not with out one more story Anonymous 12/13/13(Fri)18:01 UTC+11 No.19117535 > Today is the day they're sending all of the chapters back to the other side of the tracks >Pvt Wolf is among them >All the chapters are doing a lay out of everything they're going to turn in so they won't get charged > It turns out Pvt Wolf is missing a pair of PT shorts >DSs flipping through his s--- trying to find another pair of PT shorts >Make him run upstairs and search his locker again >Have him check his stuff again >As Pvt Wolf is leaning over his stuff one of the DSs audibly sighs >Pvt Wolf, what are you wearing right now? your uniform Pvt Wolf >Pvt Wolf looks >Turns out it's his missing PT shorts And thats the last we saw of Pvt Wolf

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File: FranceFlag_ sva.png (42 KB, 488x500) ■ Anonymous 08/20/15(Thu)09:56:23 No 635928773 [Reply] Story thread >at school learning france >so horrible at it teacher advices me to switch to learn german cry litle bitch and run out teacher follows and tells me to stay to try and learn say i give up and cry even more she slowly claps and gives me A grades for the rest of my year she said it was the most french thing anyone has ever done in the class
File: FranceFlag_ sva.png (42 KB, 488x500) ■ Anonymous 08/20/15(Thu)09:56:23 No 635928773 [Reply] Story thread >at school learning france >so horrible at it teacher advices me to switch to learn german cry litle bitch and run out teacher follows and tells me to stay to try and learn say i give up and cry even more she slowly claps and gives me A grades for the rest of my year she said it was the most french thing anyone has ever done in the class

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View Same Google Yandex iqdb SauceNA。幽image.jpg.54KiB.360x278 Anonymous Thu 20 Aug 2015 15:25:09 No.33859388 Report Quoted By: >>33859684 >>33859687 >>33859753 >>33865120 Not sure if really fat hate, but reposting a story from my childhood: be four years old Family goes to a BBQ restaurant called "Fat Terry's Rib Crib" be enjoying meal >Suddenly, a very obese woman walks in the door I'm a very impressionable four year-old, brainwashed by Disney and McDonalds into thinking everything has a mascot >recall the name of the establishment I stand up in my seat >stare her down by now I have the attention of everyone in the restaurant >with not an ounce of malice, but simple childhood wonder shout: >"HEY LOOK EVERYONE, IT'S FAT TERRY!" >she runs out crying >banned for life mfw 16 years later
View Same Google Yandex iqdb SauceNA。幽image.jpg.54KiB.360x278 Anonymous Thu 20 Aug 2015 15:25:09 No.33859388 Report Quoted By: >>33859684 >>33859687 >>33859753 >>33865120 Not sure if really fat hate, but reposting a story from my childhood: be four years old Family goes to a BBQ restaurant called "Fat Terry's Rib Crib" be enjoying meal >Suddenly, a very obese woman walks in the door I'm a very impressionable four year-old, brainwashed by Disney and McDonalds into thinking everything has a mascot >recall the name of the establishment I stand up in my seat >stare her down by now I have the attention of everyone in the restaurant >with not an ounce of malice, but simple childhood wonder shout: >"HEY LOOK EVERYONE, IT'S FAT TERRY!" >she runs out crying >banned for life mfw 16 years later

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O Anonymous 08/17/15(Mon)18:59:50 No.26918408 ·2-26919552 >>night time >>f------ afganistan >>outside the wire in an MRAP >im on the gun by myself while everyone else sleeps. >>been awake 36 hours >>smell, kinda like s--- mixed with BO >>hear something running around >wearing a thermal optic we called the skeeter. >>like NVG but thermal >>look at skittering sound >>BIGASS F------ DOG >startled but okay >>keep scanning my sector >buddy over radio. >>"dude, do you see that guy standing out in front of your truck?" >scan sector, dog is still there >>"its a f------ dog >>"the f--- it is, its a person, its waving at you >>im very clearly seeing a dog >>hes very clearly seeing a person >>it goes away after a bit >buddy: "i think i see that dog >>i look, very clearly see a guy standing about 300m in front of his truck >>"dude, thats a guy >>b-------, its a dog" It took off after a bit but we were both kinda spooked. Locals have stories about demons or evil spirits in disguise as bigass dogs.
O Anonymous 08/17/15(Mon)18:59:50 No.26918408 ·2-26919552 >>night time >>f------ afganistan >>outside the wire in an MRAP >im on the gun by myself while everyone else sleeps. >>been awake 36 hours >>smell, kinda like s--- mixed with BO >>hear something running around >wearing a thermal optic we called the skeeter. >>like NVG but thermal >>look at skittering sound >>BIGASS F------ DOG >startled but okay >>keep scanning my sector >buddy over radio. >>"dude, do you see that guy standing out in front of your truck?" >scan sector, dog is still there >>"its a f------ dog >>"the f--- it is, its a person, its waving at you >>im very clearly seeing a dog >>hes very clearly seeing a person >>it goes away after a bit >buddy: "i think i see that dog >>i look, very clearly see a guy standing about 300m in front of his truck >>"dude, thats a guy >>b-------, its a dog" It took off after a bit but we were both kinda spooked. Locals have stories about demons or evil spirits in disguise as bigass dogs.

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Anonymous 04/03/14(Thu)10:38 UTC-7 No. 20664813 Replies: >2066497 206652113320666417 File: 13965467312-(1.84 MB. 351x261, 1377055228279.gif be at battalion FTX be on guard duty shift started at 0200 put on all my gear >walked with a buddy to the rear checkpoint >bored as f--- >start bullshiting >heard a loud scream >saw a shadowy figure ran passed through the bushes my buddy saw it too w-- >turn on NVG >saw nothing >30 minutes passed >saw the figure again, except we ID it as a person we assumed it's probably one of our soldiers my buddy yelled "yo stop f------ around, go to sleep n---- the shadowy figure continued to run pass through treeline, and it seem like it's getting close to the checkpoint >ohhellno.jpg >get on to the radio and called the NCOIOC NCOIC dashed out we told him what we saw >thinking he probably thought we are retarded did you guys get contact with that thing? "umm negative alright you guys are done for tonight, go to sleep. don't even come out for the rest of the night, roger ? oh and keep your mouth shut about this >3 days after we finished the FTX the NCOIC called us into the office and had a small talk with two of us Apparently, 60 years ago that the place we went used to be a live shooting range. 60 years ago, a company of soldier were practicing assault movement or something, and one of the soldier had a misfired and accidentally killed the other guy while the dude was dashing through the treeline This was several years ago, I can still recalled that distinctive scream from the forest.
Anonymous 04/03/14(Thu)10:38 UTC-7 No. 20664813 Replies: >2066497 206652113320666417 File: 13965467312-(1.84 MB. 351x261, 1377055228279.gif be at battalion FTX be on guard duty shift started at 0200 put on all my gear >walked with a buddy to the rear checkpoint >bored as f--- >start bullshiting >heard a loud scream >saw a shadowy figure ran passed through the bushes my buddy saw it too w-- >turn on NVG >saw nothing >30 minutes passed >saw the figure again, except we ID it as a person we assumed it's probably one of our soldiers my buddy yelled "yo stop f------ around, go to sleep n---- the shadowy figure continued to run pass through treeline, and it seem like it's getting close to the checkpoint >ohhellno.jpg >get on to the radio and called the NCOIOC NCOIC dashed out we told him what we saw >thinking he probably thought we are retarded did you guys get contact with that thing? "umm negative alright you guys are done for tonight, go to sleep. don't even come out for the rest of the night, roger ? oh and keep your mouth shut about this >3 days after we finished the FTX the NCOIC called us into the office and had a small talk with two of us Apparently, 60 years ago that the place we went used to be a live shooting range. 60 years ago, a company of soldier were practicing assault movement or something, and one of the soldier had a misfired and accidentally killed the other guy while the dude was dashing through the treeline This was several years ago, I can still recalled that distinctive scream from the forest.

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Anonymous 07/30/15(Thu)20:51:30 No.304602170304802398 File: Spoiler Image (656 KB, 393x420) >All this time Sakurai was f------ with us >Nintendo issues a new nintendo direct on their channel >Direct goes right to f------ sakurai smiling in a chair >Hello, I'm Masahiro Sakurai, with Nintendo." Immediately addresses lwadas death >"Satoru lwada was an honorable man, and I want to keep his legacy of making people happy alive by bringing new features to smash." Never before seen footage of smash items, characters and stages >All kinds of cool s--- from different games >Metroid map with mother brain boss, looks similar to Ridelys stage. >Everyone flips their s--- over what Sakurai has been working on 刈also have some new info on anticipated characters >Sakurai motions to a slide showing different media >"Joining smash are characters from out of game franchises." hype intensifies >"Oh and one last thing." >Hype intensifies even more >New Amiibo >"Coming soon to stores near you, until next time!" >End of the presentation, fades to darkness >No-one expects what comes next "A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES! Read the first letter of every sentence.
Anonymous 07/30/15(Thu)20:51:30 No.304602170304802398 File: Spoiler Image (656 KB, 393x420) >All this time Sakurai was f------ with us >Nintendo issues a new nintendo direct on their channel >Direct goes right to f------ sakurai smiling in a chair >Hello, I'm Masahiro Sakurai, with Nintendo." Immediately addresses lwadas death >"Satoru lwada was an honorable man, and I want to keep his legacy of making people happy alive by bringing new features to smash." Never before seen footage of smash items, characters and stages >All kinds of cool s--- from different games >Metroid map with mother brain boss, looks similar to Ridelys stage. >Everyone flips their s--- over what Sakurai has been working on 刈also have some new info on anticipated characters >Sakurai motions to a slide showing different media >"Joining smash are characters from out of game franchises." hype intensifies >"Oh and one last thing." >Hype intensifies even more >New Amiibo >"Coming soon to stores near you, until next time!" >End of the presentation, fades to darkness >No-one expects what comes next "A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES! Read the first letter of every sentence.

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□ Anonymous (ID: 62HK0ZgM) 12/04/12(Tue)02:15 No. 441 323025闸22441324404 22441324429 22441324814 22441325002 22441326072 22441326553 be 25 walking home from class(dental school) see homeless woman, no older than i was, maybe 23 at the most don't want to walk around her rudely she seemed scared >she was really dirty, but had these eyes like humble pools of water chat for a little bit(i grew up hearing that homeless people rea咠y appreciate human contact, plus i didnt have any money to give her) find out that she was kicked out by her parents when she was 20, been roaming the streets ever since almost ashamed to be thinking that she was a 7/10, she didnt even smell as bad as most homeless ive encountered >offer her a shower and meal at my house still very shy, but she had that humble/thankful look in her eyes >get to my appt, neighbors giving us dirty looks get inside show her to the bathroom, find some ladies shower stuff that my ex at the time had left she comes out after about 35 minutes wrapped in a towel, pile of filthy towels and washcloths >no joke, 8/10 without the dirt give her some of my ex's clothes, nothing fancy, but she looked like a proper lady smade a pasta/red bean salad while she was washing up we're eating, she bursts into tears >No on has ever been this nice to me. I can't repay you, but if you want" You're a lovely woman, but it wouldnt be right >look of relief on her face tells me i did the right thing we finish eating in silence and she asks if i can take her back to her spot 거 walk her home' with a few extra clothes, soaps, blankets, and the leftovers get to the spot and she tears up and gives me a kiss on the cheek thanks me for everything and says that shell never forget me part 2 coming walk by her spot most days after class, sometimes ill bring some dinner for us, sometimes i bring lunch before class we become pretty good friends Sit's not even that weird that it started as an act of chaity sdo this almost every day for about 2 months >in that time, she got a job at a Panera and supplied some of the meals for us she takes showers usually once a week at a nearby shelter by this time spretty much back on her feet, but still homeless >i usually get a kiss on the cheek like that first night when i leave Pinvite her back again one night, saying that a change of setting could be nice get to the house and she nearly pounces on me making out wildly, not even thinking about what she could have don't even care at this point, we f----- wildly for a few hours >she legit put all of her gratitude into it sdont see her for about a week after, got checked by doctor, didnt catch anything >keep doing the lunches/dinners occasional f--- back at my place she has a pretty good bit of money saved up from work/donations we decide to make it official part 3 on its way >i was skeptical when she moved in, l had been robbed by past girlfriends and didn't know what to expect swake up in this really nice fog, don't want to get out of bed >ohfuckimadumbass jpg run to kitchen, she looks horrified that she burnt the eggs relieved as f---, i reassured her that it's fine every day after that we would leave the apartment together id walk her to work and walk around until lunch, then class >pick her up after work it was a really nice little schedule we had swe would both be so tired from work and class that we'd just crash back at our place this went on for a few months, it was heaven >she was extremely loyal too, like how a rescue dog would do anything for its new owner(not the best analogy, but work with me) sshe picked up some great cooking skills at that panera job, her sandwiches had everything + that love and gratitude after a few months, i graduated with a D D.S and joined a really nice practice she kept working at panera, bringing in whatever she could, but i was making some serious money now sat this point im 27, she's 26 >happiest people on earth in that year of dating, i never found her sleeping around, stealing, she was off all her drugs >decided i found the right girl 5 years later, Grace and I are happily married and expecting our first son in a few months. Some nights she still cries at how kind I was the first night. But I was the one who was lucky enough to have polished that diamond I found in the gutter
□ Anonymous (ID: 62HK0ZgM) 12/04/12(Tue)02:15 No. 441 323025闸22441324404 22441324429 22441324814 22441325002 22441326072 22441326553 be 25 walking home from class(dental school) see homeless woman, no older than i was, maybe 23 at the most don't want to walk around her rudely she seemed scared >she was really dirty, but had these eyes like humble pools of water chat for a little bit(i grew up hearing that homeless people rea咠y appreciate human contact, plus i didnt have any money to give her) find out that she was kicked out by her parents when she was 20, been roaming the streets ever since almost ashamed to be thinking that she was a 7/10, she didnt even smell as bad as most homeless ive encountered >offer her a shower and meal at my house still very shy, but she had that humble/thankful look in her eyes >get to my appt, neighbors giving us dirty looks get inside show her to the bathroom, find some ladies shower stuff that my ex at the time had left she comes out after about 35 minutes wrapped in a towel, pile of filthy towels and washcloths >no joke, 8/10 without the dirt give her some of my ex's clothes, nothing fancy, but she looked like a proper lady smade a pasta/red bean salad while she was washing up we're eating, she bursts into tears >No on has ever been this nice to me. I can't repay you, but if you want" You're a lovely woman, but it wouldnt be right >look of relief on her face tells me i did the right thing we finish eating in silence and she asks if i can take her back to her spot 거 walk her home' with a few extra clothes, soaps, blankets, and the leftovers get to the spot and she tears up and gives me a kiss on the cheek thanks me for everything and says that shell never forget me part 2 coming walk by her spot most days after class, sometimes ill bring some dinner for us, sometimes i bring lunch before class we become pretty good friends Sit's not even that weird that it started as an act of chaity sdo this almost every day for about 2 months >in that time, she got a job at a Panera and supplied some of the meals for us she takes showers usually once a week at a nearby shelter by this time spretty much back on her feet, but still homeless >i usually get a kiss on the cheek like that first night when i leave Pinvite her back again one night, saying that a change of setting could be nice get to the house and she nearly pounces on me making out wildly, not even thinking about what she could have don't even care at this point, we f----- wildly for a few hours >she legit put all of her gratitude into it sdont see her for about a week after, got checked by doctor, didnt catch anything >keep doing the lunches/dinners occasional f--- back at my place she has a pretty good bit of money saved up from work/donations we decide to make it official part 3 on its way >i was skeptical when she moved in, l had been robbed by past girlfriends and didn't know what to expect swake up in this really nice fog, don't want to get out of bed >ohfuckimadumbass jpg run to kitchen, she looks horrified that she burnt the eggs relieved as f---, i reassured her that it's fine every day after that we would leave the apartment together id walk her to work and walk around until lunch, then class >pick her up after work it was a really nice little schedule we had swe would both be so tired from work and class that we'd just crash back at our place this went on for a few months, it was heaven >she was extremely loyal too, like how a rescue dog would do anything for its new owner(not the best analogy, but work with me) sshe picked up some great cooking skills at that panera job, her sandwiches had everything + that love and gratitude after a few months, i graduated with a D D.S and joined a really nice practice she kept working at panera, bringing in whatever she could, but i was making some serious money now sat this point im 27, she's 26 >happiest people on earth in that year of dating, i never found her sleeping around, stealing, she was off all her drugs >decided i found the right girl 5 years later, Grace and I are happily married and expecting our first son in a few months. Some nights she still cries at how kind I was the first night. But I was the one who was lucky enough to have polished that diamond I found in the gutter

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Anonymous (ID: JrYOpO4M) 08/26/13(Mon)19:07:25 22502359445 ITT: Rome stories >Be me >sentorial class, but kinda plebish >decide to go to forum to pick up puellae >see a IX/X puella >ohjupiterthatbottom.marblestatue >go up to her Sheard pick up line from my buddy cassius, try it out hey girl are you parthian? no S"because you shot an arrow into my heart" looks at me like marius would look at sulla >"my pater familiae died in that battle" >my face goes redder than the theater of pompey >she walks away >go home and f--- my boy slave >i miss cato on the ides of march
Anonymous (ID: JrYOpO4M) 08/26/13(Mon)19:07:25 22502359445 ITT: Rome stories >Be me >sentorial class, but kinda plebish >decide to go to forum to pick up puellae >see a IX/X puella >ohjupiterthatbottom.marblestatue >go up to her Sheard pick up line from my buddy cassius, try it out hey girl are you parthian? no S"because you shot an arrow into my heart" looks at me like marius would look at sulla >"my pater familiae died in that battle" >my face goes redder than the theater of pompey >she walks away >go home and f--- my boy slave >i miss cato on the ides of march

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Anonymous (D: ElipGYmK) 02/23/13(Sat)00:24:52 No.460629401 Replies: 2460634408 File: 1361597092706.ong-(63 KB, 273x343, yeees.png) 9 >be at bar, having a few beers >soon >closing hours sonly one guy left in the bar aside from me >guy goes to bathroom >my moment of greatness has come >enter bathroom >guy is about to take a piss >l pull down my pants (and underpants) >guy hasn't noticed yet >l start dancing, shaking my hips wildly, tongue out of my mouth >guy suddenly sees me >"the f--- your doing you f------ weirdo!?" >the helicopter >he's trapped, still pissing and he's all mine >come jiggle with me* I says >guy is trying to piss faster, he wants to escape >"Jiggly! Do the jiggle!" scream as I run towards him, d--- flailing wildly >the horror on his face >l kick his legs away under him, he falls on his ass, piss everywhere >the climax >I swing my d--- in a precision move, moving my hips to get that extra momentum >it hits him in the face, also on the lips "if you don't jiggle then vou get the dickle!" I scream at the top of my lungs >l pull up my pants and run out the bar
Anonymous (D: ElipGYmK) 02/23/13(Sat)00:24:52 No.460629401 Replies: 2460634408 File: 1361597092706.ong-(63 KB, 273x343, yeees.png) 9 >be at bar, having a few beers >soon >closing hours sonly one guy left in the bar aside from me >guy goes to bathroom >my moment of greatness has come >enter bathroom >guy is about to take a piss >l pull down my pants (and underpants) >guy hasn't noticed yet >l start dancing, shaking my hips wildly, tongue out of my mouth >guy suddenly sees me >"the f--- your doing you f------ weirdo!?" >the helicopter >he's trapped, still pissing and he's all mine >come jiggle with me* I says >guy is trying to piss faster, he wants to escape >"Jiggly! Do the jiggle!" scream as I run towards him, d--- flailing wildly >the horror on his face >l kick his legs away under him, he falls on his ass, piss everywhere >the climax >I swing my d--- in a precision move, moving my hips to get that extra momentum >it hits him in the face, also on the lips "if you don't jiggle then vou get the dickle!" I scream at the top of my lungs >l pull up my pants and run out the bar

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Anonymous (ID: Xa08op0c) 01/19/13(Sat)23:50:04 No.452312165 So it's Saturday evening and you're on/b/ (unless you're in a time zone where that isn't the case). You probably have a lot of anger and sadness towards the world Maybe this story will validate your anger and sadness, maybe it'll make you feel like you shouldn't be as angry and sad, all I know is that it's the story of the worst thing that's ever It starts about five years ago >my step mother is a c--- uge c--- >she's a christian scientist and an awful woman who's borderline abusive and hates everyone in the family >she justifies her being a c--- with "you kids think im the evil stepmother anyways, so i might as well be >I used to feel bad for hating her, because I just wanted my dad to be happy do not feel this way any longer >about five years ago, I was a senior in high school >a new girl moved in, her name was Nicole Nicole was a misfit from the start, she was socially inept, dressed weird, and kept to herself >whenever she tried to reach out and make friends she just seemed mean or scary >l knew straight off the bat that we'd get along perfectly >one day I came up to her after class and referred to some joke she made in class >she thought i was making fun of her and started trying to apologize for the joke told her it was hilarious ong story short, she didn't have any friends and she wanted friends, and I wanted to be her friend and we were fast friends by the end of senior year we lost our virginity to e we went to college in the same city >as college moved on, our relationship just kept getting stronger we got an apartment together we talked about post-college plans it became apparent that as things were going, we might get married are >Nicole started to get sick one day she found a lump in her breast >Nicole had breast cancer they took her into the hospital, and in some f------ awful twist of events, in addition to breast cancer, she had brain cancer the doctor said that since they found out early enough, they might be able to do some help, but it was a dangerous situation each day we spent together felt so important were inseparable d my dad to tell him was devastated about everything >Nicole starts contemplating suicide as she starts rapidly losing weight and hair stick by her side throughout the whole ordeal >got another job to help pay for the hospital bills realize that i'm running out of potential time to ask her to marry me decide that i should ask her to so that she can have that before it's too late >call my >let him know my intentions, and let him know that if he wants to come he's welcome, but that my step mother is not >the next day, Nicole and I come home from the hospital and who is waiting outside our building but my goddamn step mother > Robert, I think we need to talk about what you told your father "Robert, you cannot marry Nicole, for one thing she's going to die, and for another thing, she's choosing medicine over prayer which is against our family's religion." my whole body goes cold with rage >l had not proposed to Nicole yet >she found out by hearing my stepmother say i was forbidden from it and that Nicole was going to die without thinking I punched my stepmother in the face and she fell to the ground walked Nicole into our buildina without lookina back elping Nicole one day the hospital says they're having trouble with my card insufficient funds >that's impossible, there's thousands of dollars on this account on has been withdrawn >my father set the account up with me when i was going into college, he set up my original account when i was a sophomore in high school si realize that he had the authority to do this >let him know that I am coming for the money and if I don't get it, i will call the cops and report theft >he tells me that he has the rights to call the police and report my assault on my stepmother >oh jesus f------ christ Stell him Tm coming over and we can discuss in person yelled at him for four hours and got my money back went to the bank the next day to set up a new account that he had nothing to do with take care of hospital bills now that the whole marriage thing is out in the open, i discuss it with Nicole she really wants to get married before she dies it's beconing more and more probable that she will not make it very long ment ring take her out to this old field we used to hang out in during high school where we had all sorts of memories, it was this huge foresty area under the stars off the main road holding her after that was the most beautiful moment of my life had cut off all contact with my father and stepmother see >Nicole started acting much happier >she said how important it was to her that now, if she was going to die, she'd be dying happy and she'd be dying with me >it hurt me so much to have to think about it, but knowing she was accepting this horrible inevitable outcome was good >We have a low-key wedding with only friends and Nicole's family, and everyone tells me how great it is that I'm doing this for her >explain that I'm not doing it for her because of the cancer, that i just wasnt letting it get in the way of what i always wanted to do anyway >Nicole is happier than I'd ever seen her sit was easily the best day of my life >about two weeks into our marriage Nicole's health starts getting worse and worse swe start going to the hospital far more frequently the doctor estimates she has about a month to live >hearing those words was one of the most horrifying moments of my life up until that point, there was no set-in-stone sort of outcome there was always an admittedly distant hope of things turning out okay smy hopes were crushed dropped my courses for the semester and set it up so that i'd finish in the fall of the next year spend every day with Nicole we are so in love that it physically hurts to think about her dying >she'd been holding up fine, but now she was starting to get afraid > you need to be with me when i die, i dont want to be alone when i die" >she keeps making me promise ill be there three weeks after she gets the "one month" warning >we're in our apartment together just holding each other and listening to music on si am being arrested for assaulting my stepmother in over sas i get taken away, Nicole is just screaming "Don't leave mel" sthe next day I'm let out as my father and step mother dropped the charges >my dad picks me up to say that he hopes i leamt a lesson stell him i need to go home >he drives me to his and step mom's house for me to apologize >he keeps me there for two hours because my stepmother doesn't believe Im sorry when i say so (i am clearly not sorry) smy car and cell phone are at the apartment >eventually he says this isn't over" and takes me home knock on the door oh s--- no no no no no come in >she had texted me "come home" about thirty times, my phone was off and in the other room This happened last year. Ive been contemplating suicide ever since I haven't spoken to my father since this. The reason it just came up is because last week he called and said he got diagnosed with prostate cancer and had two months to live and wanted to patch things up before it's too late. I'm having a lot of trouble figuring out whether or not to, but he never accepted any guilt, nor did my stepmother, and they're still married, so Im pretty much planning on letting him die knowing I want nothing to do with him.
Anonymous (ID: Xa08op0c) 01/19/13(Sat)23:50:04 No.452312165 So it's Saturday evening and you're on/b/ (unless you're in a time zone where that isn't the case). You probably have a lot of anger and sadness towards the world Maybe this story will validate your anger and sadness, maybe it'll make you feel like you shouldn't be as angry and sad, all I know is that it's the story of the worst thing that's ever It starts about five years ago >my step mother is a c--- uge c--- >she's a christian scientist and an awful woman who's borderline abusive and hates everyone in the family >she justifies her being a c--- with "you kids think im the evil stepmother anyways, so i might as well be >I used to feel bad for hating her, because I just wanted my dad to be happy do not feel this way any longer >about five years ago, I was a senior in high school >a new girl moved in, her name was Nicole Nicole was a misfit from the start, she was socially inept, dressed weird, and kept to herself >whenever she tried to reach out and make friends she just seemed mean or scary >l knew straight off the bat that we'd get along perfectly >one day I came up to her after class and referred to some joke she made in class >she thought i was making fun of her and started trying to apologize for the joke told her it was hilarious ong story short, she didn't have any friends and she wanted friends, and I wanted to be her friend and we were fast friends by the end of senior year we lost our virginity to e we went to college in the same city >as college moved on, our relationship just kept getting stronger we got an apartment together we talked about post-college plans it became apparent that as things were going, we might get married are >Nicole started to get sick one day she found a lump in her breast >Nicole had breast cancer they took her into the hospital, and in some f------ awful twist of events, in addition to breast cancer, she had brain cancer the doctor said that since they found out early enough, they might be able to do some help, but it was a dangerous situation each day we spent together felt so important were inseparable d my dad to tell him was devastated about everything >Nicole starts contemplating suicide as she starts rapidly losing weight and hair stick by her side throughout the whole ordeal >got another job to help pay for the hospital bills realize that i'm running out of potential time to ask her to marry me decide that i should ask her to so that she can have that before it's too late >call my >let him know my intentions, and let him know that if he wants to come he's welcome, but that my step mother is not >the next day, Nicole and I come home from the hospital and who is waiting outside our building but my goddamn step mother > Robert, I think we need to talk about what you told your father "Robert, you cannot marry Nicole, for one thing she's going to die, and for another thing, she's choosing medicine over prayer which is against our family's religion." my whole body goes cold with rage >l had not proposed to Nicole yet >she found out by hearing my stepmother say i was forbidden from it and that Nicole was going to die without thinking I punched my stepmother in the face and she fell to the ground walked Nicole into our buildina without lookina back elping Nicole one day the hospital says they're having trouble with my card insufficient funds >that's impossible, there's thousands of dollars on this account on has been withdrawn >my father set the account up with me when i was going into college, he set up my original account when i was a sophomore in high school si realize that he had the authority to do this >let him know that I am coming for the money and if I don't get it, i will call the cops and report theft >he tells me that he has the rights to call the police and report my assault on my stepmother >oh jesus f------ christ Stell him Tm coming over and we can discuss in person yelled at him for four hours and got my money back went to the bank the next day to set up a new account that he had nothing to do with take care of hospital bills now that the whole marriage thing is out in the open, i discuss it with Nicole she really wants to get married before she dies it's beconing more and more probable that she will not make it very long ment ring take her out to this old field we used to hang out in during high school where we had all sorts of memories, it was this huge foresty area under the stars off the main road holding her after that was the most beautiful moment of my life had cut off all contact with my father and stepmother see >Nicole started acting much happier >she said how important it was to her that now, if she was going to die, she'd be dying happy and she'd be dying with me >it hurt me so much to have to think about it, but knowing she was accepting this horrible inevitable outcome was good >We have a low-key wedding with only friends and Nicole's family, and everyone tells me how great it is that I'm doing this for her >explain that I'm not doing it for her because of the cancer, that i just wasnt letting it get in the way of what i always wanted to do anyway >Nicole is happier than I'd ever seen her sit was easily the best day of my life >about two weeks into our marriage Nicole's health starts getting worse and worse swe start going to the hospital far more frequently the doctor estimates she has about a month to live >hearing those words was one of the most horrifying moments of my life up until that point, there was no set-in-stone sort of outcome there was always an admittedly distant hope of things turning out okay smy hopes were crushed dropped my courses for the semester and set it up so that i'd finish in the fall of the next year spend every day with Nicole we are so in love that it physically hurts to think about her dying >she'd been holding up fine, but now she was starting to get afraid > you need to be with me when i die, i dont want to be alone when i die" >she keeps making me promise ill be there three weeks after she gets the "one month" warning >we're in our apartment together just holding each other and listening to music on si am being arrested for assaulting my stepmother in over sas i get taken away, Nicole is just screaming "Don't leave mel" sthe next day I'm let out as my father and step mother dropped the charges >my dad picks me up to say that he hopes i leamt a lesson stell him i need to go home >he drives me to his and step mom's house for me to apologize >he keeps me there for two hours because my stepmother doesn't believe Im sorry when i say so (i am clearly not sorry) smy car and cell phone are at the apartment >eventually he says this isn't over" and takes me home knock on the door oh s--- no no no no no come in >she had texted me "come home" about thirty times, my phone was off and in the other room This happened last year. Ive been contemplating suicide ever since I haven't spoken to my father since this. The reason it just came up is because last week he called and said he got diagnosed with prostate cancer and had two months to live and wanted to patch things up before it's too late. I'm having a lot of trouble figuring out whether or not to, but he never accepted any guilt, nor did my stepmother, and they're still married, so Im pretty much planning on letting him die knowing I want nothing to do with him.

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Anonymous 07/08/15(Wed)10:38:16 No.626631938626632289626632393 626632885 >Mom died right when I was born >Grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before i was born >Growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister >Be 17 or 18 Notice that my sister is a hottie >Accidentally found a video that she made of herself >l thought she was so f------ beautiful that I watched it twice >Would have watched it a lot more, but crazy >At this point, totally lusting after my sister >She was also having bad trouble with the law >Actually in custody when I left home >Friend and I go to pick her up s--- went down and I had to leave home Just wanted to f--- her brains out >l think she had feelings for me too >Kissed me when we picked her up >Definitely WAS NOT a sisterly kiss >Friend told me he wants to get with my sister jealous.jpg >Not much >At this point, we were all wanted and moving around a lot >Serious sexual tension between my friend and sister >l get hurt badly and almost die >While in recover, sister gives me another not sisterly kiss >W happened between me and my sister for a while e spend some time apart >l get really religious, try not to think of her that way I was totally over her >We go >She's in the hottest f------ bikini ever >All those feelings come back >She ends up with my friend from before After all this, we were at a party >Sister and I were outside alone >Kill the mood by telling her that Darth Vader is our father and I have to go face him sailing a year later (nothing romantic)
Anonymous 07/08/15(Wed)10:38:16 No.626631938626632289626632393 626632885 >Mom died right when I was born >Grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before i was born >Growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister >Be 17 or 18 Notice that my sister is a hottie >Accidentally found a video that she made of herself >l thought she was so f------ beautiful that I watched it twice >Would have watched it a lot more, but crazy >At this point, totally lusting after my sister >She was also having bad trouble with the law >Actually in custody when I left home >Friend and I go to pick her up s--- went down and I had to leave home Just wanted to f--- her brains out >l think she had feelings for me too >Kissed me when we picked her up >Definitely WAS NOT a sisterly kiss >Friend told me he wants to get with my sister jealous.jpg >Not much >At this point, we were all wanted and moving around a lot >Serious sexual tension between my friend and sister >l get hurt badly and almost die >While in recover, sister gives me another not sisterly kiss >W happened between me and my sister for a while e spend some time apart >l get really religious, try not to think of her that way I was totally over her >We go >She's in the hottest f------ bikini ever >All those feelings come back >She ends up with my friend from before After all this, we were at a party >Sister and I were outside alone >Kill the mood by telling her that Darth Vader is our father and I have to go face him sailing a year later (nothing romantic)

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Eight-Beers Mgee the Irish Bastard

Dude ded recently and here懑the balad of the mtevee us bsstard whenl wss younger, l had this hish hend who pred our school when l was ike 17 -be Some foreign guy has just joined, is family ust moved her -kved here with hrs dad nd h盻ltte soler, his mmded when he was younger as f--- 17 year old Britbong city called Derry in He gets put in mmy class and ends up siting next to me Call him a hippo because of his f------ industrial size front feeth and his big f------ ips s annoying EB with sht ke Do you Dude is OCD as f--- with his pencilcase and sht Goes nuts if anything gets moved, so his desk is sightly apart from everyone elses >We all get in sh foe tuck wth him on purpose 'We ought to know beter" The sdistic hippo keeps trying to get a reaction out of EB the whole class All of a sudden EB just casualy raises a foot and pushes the Hippo's desk right the f--- over fatass off the ground through nothing but sheer autstic resentment Teacher huries over and is trying to eplain to EB about Oreg's autism whie Greg freaks the f--- out in his chir, breathing heavily as though e's trying to ift EB looks at Greg and tells the teacher "Ch sory, we don't have auism in Ireland Wi bump with more Anonymous OD wH7H0gC) 03/19/1 4Med120 13 4B UTCS № 538038190 Riplin 2242m h on EB's third day at our school He's a pretty cool guy lkes the same vidya and movies as me and is a big fan of Rugby, was captain of his team back in reland eE hrm the school has rugby team, he芳ys he'd ike tojon EB goes to check it out, starts off on the lower team because he's new Lower team conaists of fat f---- who think theyre shronk and a couple of kind of fast runners that next half The'l take ham Thomas postions himselt opposte EB urips on hin·grabs him byte neck to pul hm drwn and iterally rols on him like a ticking roling pin -EB didnt even have the bal What the f--- you playin at son I didnt even have the bal, do you even know how to fookin play the game lad EB grins You know over in Ireland you have to be fit to play sports, the faties get leit on the sideline EB grabs his amn and tosses him to the ground, dude twists his anke or something and starts twitching and squeaking ike a baby elephant with parkinsons EB gets put on top team Anonymous (D wHTiHO) 031914(Wed)20 28 25 UTC-5 No 538041 137 Repbes-altm months without inc Most people don't give him s--- anymore, mostly because he's just a rice guy as long as youre cool to him -No rodents aside from ǎfew close cals with Greg the Midy Autistc Hppo Apparently in Ireland they don't have gangs, they have paramiltaries fighting between whether Northen Ireland is British or Ih >He plays ㅕ down sit bd ican lell some s--- must havo happened because he always changes the subject when it gets close to home Edgy fapgot Luke comes back to school Luke hangs around with a pack of n------ who are al apparenty in a gang, he lkes to pretend he's part of this "gang and caries this f------ Stankey knie around that he painted red and blue for some reason One day at lunch Luke comes up to EB and out of nowhere stats asking fhis dad is alcohoic TopE Weveryore rto everyone to Nope aound Well tuck Ird wanna siff sptI had to sht out a daft bastardlke yourset. Jog on "You wirt totuck with the wrong person today Irish boy? EB starts laughing, lHeraly loses his sht at the ste of this Itie fagpot in a trenchcoat with a stanley knfe and actualy presses Ee gabs tes wnst, takes the tabled tlade from the hands of the chosen one, tosses t wer a fence and punches hrm straight nthe face We're out geting beer, Im with a 7/10 GT that Ive had a crush on for tucking months Her and EB get along realy wel, athough I sort of think she only hung out with us because EB did That right when we're all drunk me and QT end up f------ Leaving out my side because this is the ballad of Eight Beer, not me Spend ages taiking with QT, establish that she apparenty realy lkes me back Bro bonding beer EB heads up to bed, I stay down with the other guys to watch TV, OT was asleep when I came down About an hour later hear some noise and a scream from upstairs QT comes nunning dow with a towel round her, soaking wet, and runs out the front door Apparently EB sleeps naked, not surprised since I've found him naked before after a night of drinking ンsays she carne on to him even ater ali s--- she sat laughs and says hetook aprt to bed wth hm, it was tnthe table and when she ied onwth him hetossed 1 idioer her Threw her clothes out the window into the rain and told her to go and fetch Two weeks later he takes me to a pub and hooks me up with a 90 Anonymous 0D wHTH00句03.191 4(Wed 20 43:59 UTC-5 No 5380440 14 Rapaas-upum mamum wa 2242|ap -EB·nd rme are, total bros after berg frendsforafew years Having him as a best friend is like having those flashy trainers as a kid S--- :Hm and E汨were close, mostly because EB would buy him vidya and act super interested in the anme sht he lied because nobody elseother than me would loses has har er chemo aGotovst hin, EB is gong me 8礇there >He thinks rs awesome get our photo taken together wthout any har -EB lets him draw al kinds of dumb sht on his bad head, lets hm draw a dumb moustache on him l0 -Spend ages just dicking a >Son of a bitch luke who R is, Dukey the Rookle is across the bar in the same tucking trenchcoat he wore back at school :EB says hi, ch 右away to him ike noting ever happened >We head home and EB spend the night sitting up with me playing Batlefrant on my old PS2 and drinking, just trying to cheer me up me every time Sorry for that 2sad4me post, but iti make sense later Anonymous (ID woooec) 05/19/14(Wed20 5246 UTC-5 No 530045357 Reeses 쯔53awawmeesaaa Living together in a flst with some chick and her boyfriend The one song I remember isude Tomm by The Runyacks because it played when s--- went down -EB toldtem that he "an't bokn凱ytrouble lads, have beer and forget that trpeforthe night ye?" 4 of them jump on him, start beating the s--- out of him l tackle one of them to try help him, get the f--- beaten out of me but f--- that if's goddamn E8 in there EB broke the dudes He gets up, bleeding out of every pore in his beauoful irish body Bouncing around with his fists up, Iterally looks ike he could fly around the room he's bouncing that much The skinheads keep going for him but back off every time aher he swings, it looks lke he could knock a building down with that shi Babbing some incoherent sht in Irish rage, nobody understands the words but everyone understands the meaning pack up there sht n full swing theoughoud, lke a scene from a f------ movie Eight tucking beersl You splied eight of me f------ beers you hairless tuckin mongrels Dude is shouting ater the guys who jumped hm Eight beers lad, eight f------ beers What's the f------ craic there lke EB is going back to Ireland to vist his nan, she's real sick We land in Belfast I think thats the capital of the north but not of Ireland, idk how t worked EB never realy explained t, sad you won't understand the builshit poltics unless you grew up there sweetest tuckng old lady ever, says that E was always a rough lad but wk he'd never hurt a sour go 1o vist his nan with EB' greedy f----- This woman is clearly the most influenial family member in the Eight Beer famly EB shows me round Derry, tells me about how if's split religously and shows me this big ass wall Takes me to Befast agan and shows me the place where the ttanic was but -we end up gong to -Get pretty aurk.or place caled The Crown Bar per as EB calls it Walked around Belfast for a bt, he tels me about the history of some stut -Spend a few nights there, have a f------ blast but decide to head home, don't wanna be an inrusion on the whole nan stuation Plaus racbcally a part of Getting close to the end now. Shts hard to wnte, I miss hat f----- Anonymous (0D wH7HOC) 03/114(Wed1 18 48 UTC-5 No 538040230 "Apparently sme Kdoy Fidder caled Wiharm Wr寸 f----- EB when he wB5 8 kid caught agan night there nearly gets violent when -EB's sister gets beter, but is pretty f----- for ife Never talks, never leaves the house, she's pretty much a goddamn vegetable -EB spends aa of tvs trme oet work with her, rever come弓out arrymore, Not sts r, wth her we sormetmes com e round and drnk wth hrm bu -One nighe while he's sieeping, EB's f----- up sister OO's hve refuses to le ven, house note a55ung EBtht t's not tvs faut, ter's pretty muchth, meen su ct of过'don prt why she'd need to 5ay thot but㎡atever wH7HOQC) EB doesn't realy He doesn't want to go home because he has nothing there other than reminders, but doesntwn .He gets in 갠 few fights when we're out dming anyone who gves hm any 5ht gets mmediately f------ amidated nor e of th s ads everyone chl『 # that he used to do night he's dunk as Dude is fighting back tears >1 had t already guessed, but he starts teling me atout how he blames himseffor what happened to his sis have f------ known better this is his tail uterally canor change hs mind on this s---, looks like he has himse#1uly convincedth Pulls himsetr together We tak about old smes, laugh a bit things actuaily seem back so normal for a whle Ainight mabe. Let's have one for old time's sake, ae? a good hour He eventualy leaves, but before he goes he tells me that "You've been a good mate from day one mate. Honestly out on a limb rd do f----- anything for ya Take t easy lad He doesnt show up to work the next day EB doesn't reply to texts or answer place doeant answer is famly tatoo barmed hm5ef for not ㎞owng to protect hes 5ster and that he was too m serable to keep 5ht up I don't need thanked stopped grave every tme f-----
Dude ded recently and here懑the balad of the mtevee us bsstard whenl wss younger, l had this hish hend who pred our school when l was ike 17 -be Some foreign guy has just joined, is family ust moved her -kved here with hrs dad nd h盻ltte soler, his mmded when he was younger as f--- 17 year old Britbong city called Derry in He gets put in mmy class and ends up siting next to me Call him a hippo because of his f------ industrial size front feeth and his big f------ ips s annoying EB with sht ke Do you Dude is OCD as f--- with his pencilcase and sht Goes nuts if anything gets moved, so his desk is sightly apart from everyone elses >We all get in sh foe tuck wth him on purpose 'We ought to know beter" The sdistic hippo keeps trying to get a reaction out of EB the whole class All of a sudden EB just casualy raises a foot and pushes the Hippo's desk right the f--- over fatass off the ground through nothing but sheer autstic resentment Teacher huries over and is trying to eplain to EB about Oreg's autism whie Greg freaks the f--- out in his chir, breathing heavily as though e's trying to ift EB looks at Greg and tells the teacher "Ch sory, we don't have auism in Ireland Wi bump with more Anonymous OD wH7H0gC) 03/19/1 4Med120 13 4B UTCS № 538038190 Riplin 2242m h on EB's third day at our school He's a pretty cool guy lkes the same vidya and movies as me and is a big fan of Rugby, was captain of his team back in reland eE hrm the school has rugby team, he芳ys he'd ike tojon EB goes to check it out, starts off on the lower team because he's new Lower team conaists of fat f---- who think theyre shronk and a couple of kind of fast runners that next half The'l take ham Thomas postions himselt opposte EB urips on hin·grabs him byte neck to pul hm drwn and iterally rols on him like a ticking roling pin -EB didnt even have the bal What the f--- you playin at son I didnt even have the bal, do you even know how to fookin play the game lad EB grins You know over in Ireland you have to be fit to play sports, the faties get leit on the sideline EB grabs his amn and tosses him to the ground, dude twists his anke or something and starts twitching and squeaking ike a baby elephant with parkinsons EB gets put on top team Anonymous (D wHTiHO) 031914(Wed)20 28 25 UTC-5 No 538041 137 Repbes-altm months without inc Most people don't give him s--- anymore, mostly because he's just a rice guy as long as youre cool to him -No rodents aside from ǎfew close cals with Greg the Midy Autistc Hppo Apparently in Ireland they don't have gangs, they have paramiltaries fighting between whether Northen Ireland is British or Ih >He plays ㅕ down sit bd ican lell some s--- must havo happened because he always changes the subject when it gets close to home Edgy fapgot Luke comes back to school Luke hangs around with a pack of n------ who are al apparenty in a gang, he lkes to pretend he's part of this "gang and caries this f------ Stankey knie around that he painted red and blue for some reason One day at lunch Luke comes up to EB and out of nowhere stats asking fhis dad is alcohoic TopE Weveryore rto everyone to Nope aound Well tuck Ird wanna siff sptI had to sht out a daft bastardlke yourset. Jog on "You wirt totuck with the wrong person today Irish boy? EB starts laughing, lHeraly loses his sht at the ste of this Itie fagpot in a trenchcoat with a stanley knfe and actualy presses Ee gabs tes wnst, takes the tabled tlade from the hands of the chosen one, tosses t wer a fence and punches hrm straight nthe face We're out geting beer, Im with a 7/10 GT that Ive had a crush on for tucking months Her and EB get along realy wel, athough I sort of think she only hung out with us because EB did That right when we're all drunk me and QT end up f------ Leaving out my side because this is the ballad of Eight Beer, not me Spend ages taiking with QT, establish that she apparenty realy lkes me back Bro bonding beer EB heads up to bed, I stay down with the other guys to watch TV, OT was asleep when I came down About an hour later hear some noise and a scream from upstairs QT comes nunning dow with a towel round her, soaking wet, and runs out the front door Apparently EB sleeps naked, not surprised since I've found him naked before after a night of drinking ンsays she carne on to him even ater ali s--- she sat laughs and says hetook aprt to bed wth hm, it was tnthe table and when she ied onwth him hetossed 1 idioer her Threw her clothes out the window into the rain and told her to go and fetch Two weeks later he takes me to a pub and hooks me up with a 90 Anonymous 0D wHTH00句03.191 4(Wed 20 43:59 UTC-5 No 5380440 14 Rapaas-upum mamum wa 2242|ap -EB·nd rme are, total bros after berg frendsforafew years Having him as a best friend is like having those flashy trainers as a kid S--- :Hm and E汨were close, mostly because EB would buy him vidya and act super interested in the anme sht he lied because nobody elseother than me would loses has har er chemo aGotovst hin, EB is gong me 8礇there >He thinks rs awesome get our photo taken together wthout any har -EB lets him draw al kinds of dumb sht on his bad head, lets hm draw a dumb moustache on him l0 -Spend ages just dicking a >Son of a bitch luke who R is, Dukey the Rookle is across the bar in the same tucking trenchcoat he wore back at school :EB says hi, ch 右away to him ike noting ever happened >We head home and EB spend the night sitting up with me playing Batlefrant on my old PS2 and drinking, just trying to cheer me up me every time Sorry for that 2sad4me post, but iti make sense later Anonymous (ID woooec) 05/19/14(Wed20 5246 UTC-5 No 530045357 Reeses 쯔53awawmeesaaa Living together in a flst with some chick and her boyfriend The one song I remember isude Tomm by The Runyacks because it played when s--- went down -EB toldtem that he "an't bokn凱ytrouble lads, have beer and forget that trpeforthe night ye?" 4 of them jump on him, start beating the s--- out of him l tackle one of them to try help him, get the f--- beaten out of me but f--- that if's goddamn E8 in there EB broke the dudes He gets up, bleeding out of every pore in his beauoful irish body Bouncing around with his fists up, Iterally looks ike he could fly around the room he's bouncing that much The skinheads keep going for him but back off every time aher he swings, it looks lke he could knock a building down with that shi Babbing some incoherent sht in Irish rage, nobody understands the words but everyone understands the meaning pack up there sht n full swing theoughoud, lke a scene from a f------ movie Eight tucking beersl You splied eight of me f------ beers you hairless tuckin mongrels Dude is shouting ater the guys who jumped hm Eight beers lad, eight f------ beers What's the f------ craic there lke EB is going back to Ireland to vist his nan, she's real sick We land in Belfast I think thats the capital of the north but not of Ireland, idk how t worked EB never realy explained t, sad you won't understand the builshit poltics unless you grew up there sweetest tuckng old lady ever, says that E was always a rough lad but wk he'd never hurt a sour go 1o vist his nan with EB' greedy f----- This woman is clearly the most influenial family member in the Eight Beer famly EB shows me round Derry, tells me about how if's split religously and shows me this big ass wall Takes me to Befast agan and shows me the place where the ttanic was but -we end up gong to -Get pretty aurk.or place caled The Crown Bar per as EB calls it Walked around Belfast for a bt, he tels me about the history of some stut -Spend a few nights there, have a f------ blast but decide to head home, don't wanna be an inrusion on the whole nan stuation Plaus racbcally a part of Getting close to the end now. Shts hard to wnte, I miss hat f----- Anonymous (0D wH7HOC) 03/114(Wed1 18 48 UTC-5 No 538040230 "Apparently sme Kdoy Fidder caled Wiharm Wr寸 f----- EB when he wB5 8 kid caught agan night there nearly gets violent when -EB's sister gets beter, but is pretty f----- for ife Never talks, never leaves the house, she's pretty much a goddamn vegetable -EB spends aa of tvs trme oet work with her, rever come弓out arrymore, Not sts r, wth her we sormetmes com e round and drnk wth hrm bu -One nighe while he's sieeping, EB's f----- up sister OO's hve refuses to le ven, house note a55ung EBtht t's not tvs faut, ter's pretty muchth, meen su ct of过'don prt why she'd need to 5ay thot but㎡atever wH7HOQC) EB doesn't realy He doesn't want to go home because he has nothing there other than reminders, but doesntwn .He gets in 갠 few fights when we're out dming anyone who gves hm any 5ht gets mmediately f------ amidated nor e of th s ads everyone chl『 # that he used to do night he's dunk as Dude is fighting back tears >1 had t already guessed, but he starts teling me atout how he blames himseffor what happened to his sis have f------ known better this is his tail uterally canor change hs mind on this s---, looks like he has himse#1uly convincedth Pulls himsetr together We tak about old smes, laugh a bit things actuaily seem back so normal for a whle Ainight mabe. Let's have one for old time's sake, ae? a good hour He eventualy leaves, but before he goes he tells me that "You've been a good mate from day one mate. Honestly out on a limb rd do f----- anything for ya Take t easy lad He doesnt show up to work the next day EB doesn't reply to texts or answer place doeant answer is famly tatoo barmed hm5ef for not ㎞owng to protect hes 5ster and that he was too m serable to keep 5ht up I don't need thanked stopped grave every tme f-----

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