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- File: _boko_mika_and_shimada a (120 KB, 1004x654) □Anonymous 01/30/17(Mon)05:46:45 No.5104860 [Reply] >grandpa is 95 years old >was in a British tank batallion during WWII >was stationed in Europe several times during the conflict >was always a role model for me, and a tough guy to heart go visit him the other day at his beach house >brought my laptop with Girls und Panzer on it >thought he would think it fun that old tanks from his time are now used in popular culture >tell him I have something to show him >start with first episode >he just sits there with a blank expression >half way through the episode he asks me to stop asks me to leave him alone >he retreats into his study mumbling something like This is what i fought for haven't heard from him since what do I do? didn't mean to upset him. I really dont want to be unfriendly with my gramps in his last years □ Anonymous 01/30/17(Mon)05:55:04 No.5104870 P> I think a part of me died while reading this
- File: _boko_mika_and_shimada a (120 KB, 1004x654) □Anonymous 01/30/17(Mon)05:46:45 No.5104860 [Reply] >grandpa is 95 years old >was in a British tank batallion during WWII >was stationed in Europe several times during the conflict >was always a role model for me, and a tough guy to heart go visit him the other day at his beach house >brought my laptop with Girls und Panzer on it >thought he would think it fun that old tanks from his time are now used in popular culture >tell him I have something to show him >start with first episode >he just sits there with a blank expression >half way through the episode he asks me to stop asks me to leave him alone >he retreats into his study mumbling something like This is what i fought for haven't heard from him since what do I do? didn't mean to upset him. I really dont want to be unfriendly with my gramps in his last years □ Anonymous 01/30/17(Mon)05:55:04 No.5104870 P> I think a part of me died while reading this

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Don't play with the heart of a plague doctor

>be me doctor >6th century or some s--- at my doctor stand counting leeches 8 KB JPG former lover approaches eft me for the farmers boy feels bad.parchment >I'm wearing Creepy Doctor mask >she has no idea it's me ol.oiloncanvas > put on deep doctor voice "COME CHILD. WHAT ILNESS IS UPON YE ?" "I believe I have contracted disease of the c--- from the farmers boy" she says ye, right >more like the whole jousting team >Goatish wench.painting take a look at her c--- region >pretend to know which hole the c--- is they don't teach you this stuff at doctor school >"ah, I see what the problem is" >still no idea why there are two c--- holes give her leeches and send her home leeches solve everything >after she leaves go tell Baron about evil witch with two c--- holes >she's burnt at stake >so is farmers boy teach them for breaking this doctors heart mfw
>be me doctor >6th century or some s--- at my doctor stand counting leeches 8 KB JPG former lover approaches eft me for the farmers boy feels bad.parchment >I'm wearing Creepy Doctor mask >she has no idea it's me ol.oiloncanvas > put on deep doctor voice "COME CHILD. WHAT ILNESS IS UPON YE ?" "I believe I have contracted disease of the c--- from the farmers boy" she says ye, right >more like the whole jousting team >Goatish wench.painting take a look at her c--- region >pretend to know which hole the c--- is they don't teach you this stuff at doctor school >"ah, I see what the problem is" >still no idea why there are two c--- holes give her leeches and send her home leeches solve everything >after she leaves go tell Baron about evil witch with two c--- holes >she's burnt at stake >so is farmers boy teach them for breaking this doctors heart mfw

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O Ghost Puncher Anonymous 1 1/07/15(Sat)18 48 16 No 34834824 >wou쑈-wooer-wanm 쯔 Don't know if this goes in t/orb/Whevs here's the story. its f------ long but bear with me. friend not in the story tells us about place to get palm readings show up to this shady ass place at 10 in the morming wearing our workout gear ghost bitches already mirin Pstereotypical scraggly gypsy woman shakes our hands and seats us at the table with a crystal ball shispanic heritage kicks in and I nope at the last minute starts grabbing and studying his hand ike a last wil him Pask him if he did any ouija voodoo b------- >says he smashed a hole in the wall when he was drunk liting at home says their was a some type of decorative skull behind it that he now uses as decoration in his bedroom Pat the gym thirty minutes later at fr throws the bar up and ducks just in time salmost impale myself trying to catch the bar snewbie apologizing while friend gets back up and I'm s------- myselfstill >friend looks unfazed and wants to continue -go back to gym and give it to friend rhend looks happier than e to get some sage and silver normal ells me some s--- went down at his house says the power was dead even though his bills were payed and rest of neighborhood had power heard rattling of -saw a silhouette of someone crawi under the kitchen counter friend doesn't believe in ouiia s--- and believes its an intruder or animal friend grabs his pul-up bar and gets ready for sweet fit justice >says he sees what looks like a small humanoid crouched in his weight room -gives zero f---- and tosses the pull-up bar at the windoww calls other friend for advice our lifting group has Pjohnny answers and tells him to burn the sage and carry the silver >TI call my grandmother tomorro署to help, she's one of the medium people" -friend sits down on his couch while the house smells lke old dad up and out goes to his pocket for the silver -instead of warm it was cold >starts to see something dart back and forth across the roonm says highand static triend epitched g filils the house walks over to the weight room and smashes the skull against the wall in a fluid motion 뇌ike imagine walking into a room, tpping over a vase.nen going back to doing what you were doing says house shook, screaming got higher then stopped go off a d out at this I'm very concemed that he said says he doused himself in holy water and started swinging as hard as he could into the darkness only hears the wind breaking on his fists >says he heard the footsteps getting further away from him >wakes up and goes to the gym to tell me this the next day t calls Ptells me's been calling his home phone and leaving angry voice messages for the ghosts >sais he would buy a snake just to flatten it out with a rolling pin unsil it dies -friend goes home again Johnny if liti was ells me it's disturbing how well he is handling the situation >says he went to lifting buddy's house to check up on the sitch lifting buddy walks out of his bathroom naked sthrows in on the floor and kicks it into the living room asks friend is he is scared Uh..sure -says he pulls out an opened ouija board he bought at spencers and uses it as a f------ cutting board >says he repeatedly stabbed the cutting knife into the board when he was not using it breaks the board in half after he's done chopping up tomatoes and throws it in the trash too >they boit' eat grilled chicken salad then Johnny leaves says on the way out lifting buddy goes into the lifting room and puts another crucifix on the wall TM PUTTING JESUS ON THIS WALL AND ILL BE BACK TO F------ MASTURBATE ON MY BENCH PRESS WHILE THINKING ABOUT LUCIFER'S W---- D sabuela goes to lifting buddy's house with a priest the next day >says her abuela and priest were also amazed/disturbed with how lifting buddy is fighting the situation priest actually cowered and mired lifting buddy pissing naked on the satanic bible he bought at some shady bookstore tells priest he walks around naked a lot lately and talks s--- about satan priest leaves before cleansing ssays it was a group of entiies that were very p----- that their shrine was disturbed tellis her that they have no power since liftng buddy isn't remotely scared of anything theyve done lifting buddy walks back into weight room with a dead snake >Check out what I found on the street this morning "takes a bit out apple. a f------ dead snake- puts holy water and salt on it kicks it into the carpet a few times betore peeling it off and throwing it into the trash can in the kitchen a is wtfing at this man's tries to contact the spirits again lifting buddy are scared of ghosts sof my bulky fr -abuela asks what could make them pass on says they did black magic to get revenge on some a------ landlord from way back when -says they had incriminating s--- to shame his family within the wall with the skull lifting buddy goes into the weight room -makes the hole in the wall bigger by throwing a 15 through the wall im not lying about any of this I swear and especially this next part -lifting buddy flips through the papers then wipes his balls with it >abuela hornified crumples them up and throws them into the comer of the room sabuela says "may go have mercy" in spanish then leaves more holes than wall, destroyed at, but like halo descending from the heavens, the bench press and squatting rack are sill there smiles and asks my friend if he did what needed to be done not lyinga tells abuela he uncrumpled the papers and got the address of this bastard papers were only from 60 years ago so the guy was still alive just old as dust finds the address of this guy in some sorta mansion knocks on the door wearing a get swole you must star wars yoda tank top, board shorts, pink sunglasses, and a backwards chicago bulls snapback (johnny said lifting buddy went into a lot of detail about his wardrobe for this) some -lifting buddy holds out the papers and asks for the person in the papers name »Hey, dadi Someone's here to see you. He has documents lifting buddy lets himself in and finds the old man in his studies >'Who are you old man tries to grab at the papers lifting buddy punches the old man in the face you get that!? says it was like some s--- out a movie crouches in his face and sets the old man straight sherlock homes style 늬iting buddy stops mid sentence, lets the guy down, then gut punches him unti he hobbles out ofthe from and pukes in the hallway tells the old man to set s--- right or he will be back for blood aoscu thinks the old man brought some friends and grabs his pull-up bar walks out side in his tank top and house shorts various families are thanking him and giving him home cooked foods thank him for getting their grandparents's properties back the documents were appareny deeds swindled out by the old man families say the whole "we'll never forget your' spiel and leave -triend looks into the tupperware nothing but calories and carbs (cookies, briskets, gumbo) throws it all away and goes back to lifting in his weight room man's n news a few days later apparently he was hated by the community for being a d--- -somehow only heard about him now -don't know if it was from lifting buddy doing more damage than he thought, the ghosts getting their revenge, or natural causes hasn't had any paranormal problems since then except for one -says he went to the kitchen for a late night non-cheating snack and saw full body apparitions -says he grabbed an apple, head nodded while taking a bite, and walked away back to his bedroom around Holy f---, you guys were real? -lifting buddy goes to sleep Lifting buddy still lifts and does inane s--- like he always does. No one f---- with him since the ghost puncher incident Abuela mires every time she's around him. And I think the priest told his priest buddies/church because everyone mires and cowers in grace twice as hard when they are around him. Again, non of this was made up. No walk the dinosaur tend s---. My friend legitimately beat up a
O Ghost Puncher Anonymous 1 1/07/15(Sat)18 48 16 No 34834824 >wou쑈-wooer-wanm 쯔 Don't know if this goes in t/orb/Whevs here's the story. its f------ long but bear with me. friend not in the story tells us about place to get palm readings show up to this shady ass place at 10 in the morming wearing our workout gear ghost bitches already mirin Pstereotypical scraggly gypsy woman shakes our hands and seats us at the table with a crystal ball shispanic heritage kicks in and I nope at the last minute starts grabbing and studying his hand ike a last wil him Pask him if he did any ouija voodoo b------- >says he smashed a hole in the wall when he was drunk liting at home says their was a some type of decorative skull behind it that he now uses as decoration in his bedroom Pat the gym thirty minutes later at fr throws the bar up and ducks just in time salmost impale myself trying to catch the bar snewbie apologizing while friend gets back up and I'm s------- myselfstill >friend looks unfazed and wants to continue -go back to gym and give it to friend rhend looks happier than e to get some sage and silver normal ells me some s--- went down at his house says the power was dead even though his bills were payed and rest of neighborhood had power heard rattling of -saw a silhouette of someone crawi under the kitchen counter friend doesn't believe in ouiia s--- and believes its an intruder or animal friend grabs his pul-up bar and gets ready for sweet fit justice >says he sees what looks like a small humanoid crouched in his weight room -gives zero f---- and tosses the pull-up bar at the windoww calls other friend for advice our lifting group has Pjohnny answers and tells him to burn the sage and carry the silver >TI call my grandmother tomorro署to help, she's one of the medium people" -friend sits down on his couch while the house smells lke old dad up and out goes to his pocket for the silver -instead of warm it was cold >starts to see something dart back and forth across the roonm says highand static triend epitched g filils the house walks over to the weight room and smashes the skull against the wall in a fluid motion 뇌ike imagine walking into a room, tpping over a vase.nen going back to doing what you were doing says house shook, screaming got higher then stopped go off a d out at this I'm very concemed that he said says he doused himself in holy water and started swinging as hard as he could into the darkness only hears the wind breaking on his fists >says he heard the footsteps getting further away from him >wakes up and goes to the gym to tell me this the next day t calls Ptells me's been calling his home phone and leaving angry voice messages for the ghosts >sais he would buy a snake just to flatten it out with a rolling pin unsil it dies -friend goes home again Johnny if liti was ells me it's disturbing how well he is handling the situation >says he went to lifting buddy's house to check up on the sitch lifting buddy walks out of his bathroom naked sthrows in on the floor and kicks it into the living room asks friend is he is scared Uh..sure -says he pulls out an opened ouija board he bought at spencers and uses it as a f------ cutting board >says he repeatedly stabbed the cutting knife into the board when he was not using it breaks the board in half after he's done chopping up tomatoes and throws it in the trash too >they boit' eat grilled chicken salad then Johnny leaves says on the way out lifting buddy goes into the lifting room and puts another crucifix on the wall TM PUTTING JESUS ON THIS WALL AND ILL BE BACK TO F------ MASTURBATE ON MY BENCH PRESS WHILE THINKING ABOUT LUCIFER'S W---- D sabuela goes to lifting buddy's house with a priest the next day >says her abuela and priest were also amazed/disturbed with how lifting buddy is fighting the situation priest actually cowered and mired lifting buddy pissing naked on the satanic bible he bought at some shady bookstore tells priest he walks around naked a lot lately and talks s--- about satan priest leaves before cleansing ssays it was a group of entiies that were very p----- that their shrine was disturbed tellis her that they have no power since liftng buddy isn't remotely scared of anything theyve done lifting buddy walks back into weight room with a dead snake >Check out what I found on the street this morning "takes a bit out apple. a f------ dead snake- puts holy water and salt on it kicks it into the carpet a few times betore peeling it off and throwing it into the trash can in the kitchen a is wtfing at this man's tries to contact the spirits again lifting buddy are scared of ghosts sof my bulky fr -abuela asks what could make them pass on says they did black magic to get revenge on some a------ landlord from way back when -says they had incriminating s--- to shame his family within the wall with the skull lifting buddy goes into the weight room -makes the hole in the wall bigger by throwing a 15 through the wall im not lying about any of this I swear and especially this next part -lifting buddy flips through the papers then wipes his balls with it >abuela hornified crumples them up and throws them into the comer of the room sabuela says "may go have mercy" in spanish then leaves more holes than wall, destroyed at, but like halo descending from the heavens, the bench press and squatting rack are sill there smiles and asks my friend if he did what needed to be done not lyinga tells abuela he uncrumpled the papers and got the address of this bastard papers were only from 60 years ago so the guy was still alive just old as dust finds the address of this guy in some sorta mansion knocks on the door wearing a get swole you must star wars yoda tank top, board shorts, pink sunglasses, and a backwards chicago bulls snapback (johnny said lifting buddy went into a lot of detail about his wardrobe for this) some -lifting buddy holds out the papers and asks for the person in the papers name »Hey, dadi Someone's here to see you. He has documents lifting buddy lets himself in and finds the old man in his studies >'Who are you old man tries to grab at the papers lifting buddy punches the old man in the face you get that!? says it was like some s--- out a movie crouches in his face and sets the old man straight sherlock homes style 늬iting buddy stops mid sentence, lets the guy down, then gut punches him unti he hobbles out ofthe from and pukes in the hallway tells the old man to set s--- right or he will be back for blood aoscu thinks the old man brought some friends and grabs his pull-up bar walks out side in his tank top and house shorts various families are thanking him and giving him home cooked foods thank him for getting their grandparents's properties back the documents were appareny deeds swindled out by the old man families say the whole "we'll never forget your' spiel and leave -triend looks into the tupperware nothing but calories and carbs (cookies, briskets, gumbo) throws it all away and goes back to lifting in his weight room man's n news a few days later apparently he was hated by the community for being a d--- -somehow only heard about him now -don't know if it was from lifting buddy doing more damage than he thought, the ghosts getting their revenge, or natural causes hasn't had any paranormal problems since then except for one -says he went to the kitchen for a late night non-cheating snack and saw full body apparitions -says he grabbed an apple, head nodded while taking a bite, and walked away back to his bedroom around Holy f---, you guys were real? -lifting buddy goes to sleep Lifting buddy still lifts and does inane s--- like he always does. No one f---- with him since the ghost puncher incident Abuela mires every time she's around him. And I think the priest told his priest buddies/church because everyone mires and cowers in grace twice as hard when they are around him. Again, non of this was made up. No walk the dinosaur tend s---. My friend legitimately beat up a

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Normal day for anon

: Anonymous 10/05/16(Wed)22:53:29 No.56933906 >using linux in front of class mates teacher says "Ok students, now open photoshop" start furiously tvping away at terminal to install Wine Errors out the ass 88 KB JPG >Everyone else has already started their classwork >l start to sweat >Install GIMP s"Umm...what the f--- is THAT anon?" a girl next to me asks >I tell her its GIMP and can do everything that photoshop does and IT'S FREE! s"Ok class, now draw use the shape tool to draw a circle!" the teacher savs >l f------ break down and cry and run out of the class >I get beat up in the parking lot after school >>56934109 # >>56934178 # >>56934188 # >>56934220 # >>56934403 # >>56935046 # >>56935239 # >>56935476 # 492 # 04 # >> 27 >>56936810 # >>56937107 # >>56937142 # >>56942340 # >>56942658 # >>56949091 # >>56950097 # >>56959649 # 27
: Anonymous 10/05/16(Wed)22:53:29 No.56933906 >using linux in front of class mates teacher says "Ok students, now open photoshop" start furiously tvping away at terminal to install Wine Errors out the ass 88 KB JPG >Everyone else has already started their classwork >l start to sweat >Install GIMP s"Umm...what the f--- is THAT anon?" a girl next to me asks >I tell her its GIMP and can do everything that photoshop does and IT'S FREE! s"Ok class, now draw use the shape tool to draw a circle!" the teacher savs >l f------ break down and cry and run out of the class >I get beat up in the parking lot after school >>56934109 # >>56934178 # >>56934188 # >>56934220 # >>56934403 # >>56935046 # >>56935239 # >>56935476 # 492 # 04 # >> 27 >>56936810 # >>56937107 # >>56937142 # >>56942340 # >>56942658 # >>56949091 # >>56950097 # >>56959649 # 27

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"Wait, was I just robbed?"

Anonymous 10/27/16(Thu)07:10:15 No.32360229 File: 223211b5a1.png (440 KB, 632x604) >-32360378 >>32360816 Not really cringe, but I have a story from a friend about missing social cues. Walking around town late at night Reach a guy sitting on the sidewalk, he asks me for money "Sorry man, I don't have any money." >"I have a knife." "Nah, that's okay man, I don't need a knife" Walk away, don't realize I was getting robbed until later that night
Anonymous 10/27/16(Thu)07:10:15 No.32360229 File: 223211b5a1.png (440 KB, 632x604) >-32360378 >>32360816 Not really cringe, but I have a story from a friend about missing social cues. Walking around town late at night Reach a guy sitting on the sidewalk, he asks me for money "Sorry man, I don't have any money." >"I have a knife." "Nah, that's okay man, I don't need a knife" Walk away, don't realize I was getting robbed until later that night

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Anon gets laid

File: image.png (128 KB, 249x230) Anonymous 10/24/16(Mon)23:17:00 No.709259962709260327 S> >7 >7 >be 17 ylo me get 7/10 gf out of pure luck sext every night eventually she starts revealing her weird kinks says she likes guys who swallow own j--- what the f--- play along with it to make her happy >couple months later finally g----------- >feels good but anxiety strikes because her parents still in house >kinda sick but d--- feels too good to care finally ready to nut >she tells me she'll swallow instead of swallowing she f------ snowballs me >anxiety and nasty taste of j--- too much puke all over her and her bed pic relevant >she starts screaming and freaking out parents hear dad beats the f--- out of me >get kicked out at 2 am too late to go back home bc I'm not supposed to be back until morning lie on park bench in puke stained clothes for5 hours And that's how I lost my girlfriend, got my ass kicked, swallowed my own j--- and became temporarily homeless in one night.
File: image.png (128 KB, 249x230) Anonymous 10/24/16(Mon)23:17:00 No.709259962709260327 S> >7 >7 >be 17 ylo me get 7/10 gf out of pure luck sext every night eventually she starts revealing her weird kinks says she likes guys who swallow own j--- what the f--- play along with it to make her happy >couple months later finally g----------- >feels good but anxiety strikes because her parents still in house >kinda sick but d--- feels too good to care finally ready to nut >she tells me she'll swallow instead of swallowing she f------ snowballs me >anxiety and nasty taste of j--- too much puke all over her and her bed pic relevant >she starts screaming and freaking out parents hear dad beats the f--- out of me >get kicked out at 2 am too late to go back home bc I'm not supposed to be back until morning lie on park bench in puke stained clothes for5 hours And that's how I lost my girlfriend, got my ass kicked, swallowed my own j--- and became temporarily homeless in one night.

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Anon buys a gift

I may have f----- up >be me >18 year old social autist with little to no friends 309 KB PNG met this qt3.14 grill a >we bonded over similar interests >anime and that weeb s--- >a year passes without hearing from her we meet up again and I realise how much couple years prior 3t do everghing can to try to make her like me >she expressed how she wanted this "thing" that was like $900 >Ihad saved up enough from my s----- job to give her a nice birthday gift >whythefucknot.jpg ask her friend to email me what she wants >mfw it's a fursuit Smfw I just bought a $900 dollar fursuit for someone who would rather f--- a dog
I may have f----- up >be me >18 year old social autist with little to no friends 309 KB PNG met this qt3.14 grill a >we bonded over similar interests >anime and that weeb s--- >a year passes without hearing from her we meet up again and I realise how much couple years prior 3t do everghing can to try to make her like me >she expressed how she wanted this "thing" that was like $900 >Ihad saved up enough from my s----- job to give her a nice birthday gift >whythefucknot.jpg ask her friend to email me what she wants >mfw it's a fursuit Smfw I just bought a $900 dollar fursuit for someone who would rather f--- a dog

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Anon has a tard brother

File: why.ipg (76 KB, 500x679) Why can'tl. Anonymous 10/07/16(Fri)11:09:04 No. 706944082 tard stories? I'll start >be me >be 18 live in semi-conservative household >family hates autists >only thing they hate more is abortions >have 10 year old autistic brother >have 3 other brothers and 2 sisters >family is me, mom, dad, Elisha (oldest), Paul, Harry, Brenda, Rupert, and Ryden (autistic brother) >entire family hates Ryden, except for me >they think he's an abomination and treat him like trash Hold all these chromosomes despite this, he's the nicest person I could everm >he loves his family so much even though they think he's worse than Hitler >he lo l do it with him because he loves me so much and loves when I do that ves pigs, and likes to roll around in the dirt like he's one >mom and dad tell me to stop treating him like a human >still play with him in secret though but make sure to always take a shower so that they don't know I'm playing with him a couple of years ago, we got a wii >whole family could use it, except for Ryden >Elisha and Paul said if they'd ever catch Ryden using it, they'd kill him >I let him use it while they're gone though because he loves it so much >tell him to always use my mii for games so that they never think he's been playing >one day, let him use the wii without me supervising because l had to study >he creates a mii of himself, names it Rolen (he thinks that's how his name is spelled) >once family is home, tell him to get off >Harry gets on the wii, and sees the new mii he created >he >they come up to me and threaten to kill me >they say "We've been watching you play with Ryden but letting him use the wii is too far" >they see mii Rolen >they hatin >patrollin tryin' to catch me, Ryden, dirty goes a------ and tells Elisha and Paul
File: why.ipg (76 KB, 500x679) Why can'tl. Anonymous 10/07/16(Fri)11:09:04 No. 706944082 tard stories? I'll start >be me >be 18 live in semi-conservative household >family hates autists >only thing they hate more is abortions >have 10 year old autistic brother >have 3 other brothers and 2 sisters >family is me, mom, dad, Elisha (oldest), Paul, Harry, Brenda, Rupert, and Ryden (autistic brother) >entire family hates Ryden, except for me >they think he's an abomination and treat him like trash Hold all these chromosomes despite this, he's the nicest person I could everm >he loves his family so much even though they think he's worse than Hitler >he lo l do it with him because he loves me so much and loves when I do that ves pigs, and likes to roll around in the dirt like he's one >mom and dad tell me to stop treating him like a human >still play with him in secret though but make sure to always take a shower so that they don't know I'm playing with him a couple of years ago, we got a wii >whole family could use it, except for Ryden >Elisha and Paul said if they'd ever catch Ryden using it, they'd kill him >I let him use it while they're gone though because he loves it so much >tell him to always use my mii for games so that they never think he's been playing >one day, let him use the wii without me supervising because l had to study >he creates a mii of himself, names it Rolen (he thinks that's how his name is spelled) >once family is home, tell him to get off >Harry gets on the wii, and sees the new mii he created >he >they come up to me and threaten to kill me >they say "We've been watching you play with Ryden but letting him use the wii is too far" >they see mii Rolen >they hatin >patrollin tryin' to catch me, Ryden, dirty goes a------ and tells Elisha and Paul

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/a/ tries to improve DiU

Anonymous 09/11/16(Sun)12 32 47 No 147052130 4705 I can't believe I have to do this again Joseph tries to find Kira with hermit purple but fails and gets pictures of Kira's dad yukako and koichi are in a healthy relationship >Kira starts getting withdrawal from not killing anyone and goes out to find a potential victim 2> ou Kira meets yukako (because stand users are destined to meet), holds himself back but act dangerous enough that yukako attacks him. >Kira thinks that it is a legit attack and kills yukako koichi finds out about yukakos death and goes into shock/depression. josuke has now a personal feud against Kira (something that was lacking from the real version) >Rohan spots the kid stalking someone and finds out the kids name Joseph instantly locates the kids home and they head there (another one bites the dust goes into effect before they arrive) josuke and okuyasu locate Kira, fight him and kill Kira's dad. is a little bit more competent and manages to take down jotaro. While okuyasu is still half dead and josuke is healing jotaro, Kira tries to make a getaway >Kira can't move and it turns out koichi is holding him down with echoes >Kira can't move an inch and is pushed to the ground, he starts talking to the girl who he wants to make the next bite the dust victim before he finishes talking, he gets his head crushed by ambulance driven by Rohan (sometihing else we never got, the conclusion to the Rohan/Kira feud) >spw promises to research okuyasus dad and the baby, giving them a hopeful ending Basically, some characters/storylines that never got a payoff, get one now. Characters who were useless get a moment to shine. The main antagonist and protagonist get a litle bit more of a personal feud
Anonymous 09/11/16(Sun)12 32 47 No 147052130 4705 I can't believe I have to do this again Joseph tries to find Kira with hermit purple but fails and gets pictures of Kira's dad yukako and koichi are in a healthy relationship >Kira starts getting withdrawal from not killing anyone and goes out to find a potential victim 2> ou Kira meets yukako (because stand users are destined to meet), holds himself back but act dangerous enough that yukako attacks him. >Kira thinks that it is a legit attack and kills yukako koichi finds out about yukakos death and goes into shock/depression. josuke has now a personal feud against Kira (something that was lacking from the real version) >Rohan spots the kid stalking someone and finds out the kids name Joseph instantly locates the kids home and they head there (another one bites the dust goes into effect before they arrive) josuke and okuyasu locate Kira, fight him and kill Kira's dad. is a little bit more competent and manages to take down jotaro. While okuyasu is still half dead and josuke is healing jotaro, Kira tries to make a getaway >Kira can't move and it turns out koichi is holding him down with echoes >Kira can't move an inch and is pushed to the ground, he starts talking to the girl who he wants to make the next bite the dust victim before he finishes talking, he gets his head crushed by ambulance driven by Rohan (sometihing else we never got, the conclusion to the Rohan/Kira feud) >spw promises to research okuyasus dad and the baby, giving them a hopeful ending Basically, some characters/storylines that never got a payoff, get one now. Characters who were useless get a moment to shine. The main antagonist and protagonist get a litle bit more of a personal feud

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Goose vs Cats

(147 KB, 1024x788) □ Anonymous 01/27/15(Tue)09:33:41 No.594955368 22594955353 >>594962117 594963075 594963373 >>594965451 >>594966260 >>594967412 So I'm pretty sure that my neighbor just called the cops on me I live alone in a small piss-ant town near the PA/West Virginia border. I have one neighbor. ONE. And it just so happens that she is an absolutely insane old c---. I would tell you that she lives alone but she doesn't. There is a literal horde of about 20 to 30 feral cats who happily reside on -both- of our ies Now, I don't really mind it too much. I really don't. I can deal with the disgusting cats. My only real complaint is that they sleep and piss all over my car since I only have an outside car-port. But we live in a fairly rural eagle kill rea The problem is that this bitch insists upon feeding Geese. Not like 2 or 3 Geese. This is a -big-f------ group of them. She feeds them so much that theyve given up on the whole migratory bird s---. The just live on OUR properties. Geese are f------ disgusting animals. They s--- -everywhere-. But that's not even the worst of it Geese and feral cats obviously do not mix. Any time these f------ Geese come within 50 feet of our house all hell breaks loose. It's like Goose on Cat world war 2. Close quarters house to house combat. Thes f------ things fight each other like they are cursed to walk the Earth as tormented souls until all of th pposing army is vanquished. It doesn't matter what time of day or night it is. There is always some f----- Goose/Cat getting ready to rock each other. The noise that these animals create is f------ unbelievable IS > 594956069 Anonymous 01/27/15 Tue 09:40 10 No. 594956069、2594956390 594956720 >-594958428 >>594959548 >-59495991 5 22594980216 22594960447 22594960922 zz594966014 225949662竝22594968020 22594968357:2594969229 be cat army serving goddess well So I worked all last night. Got home at 5 am. Went to open my door in the dark and suddenly heard HiSSSSSSsSSS a f------ Goose was sleeping on my porch under my lawn chairs. It came after me and started trying to bite me in the shins, so I walloped it across it's f----- head with my lunchbox and it ran off the porch making these stupid noises. (this happens to me at least 2 times a week. They are obsessed with my porch as if it's the heartland of their f----- goose empire) e f------ goose s me >nearly defeated in s > suddenly, the demon from the other side storms out from his keep > f---- the goose up with his demon boot > goose limps away while the demon flashes satanic hand symbols at the goddess > goddess summons her champions of red and blue light Anyways, I get inside, get a shower, and go to bed. A few hours later, round about 8 AM this morning,I hear a melee break out. Have you ever heard a goose fighting a cat? It's one of the most noisy obnoxious f------ things you can possibly imagine. They just won't stop. The cat doing that low throaty owwwwwwwWLLLLL" noise, the goose sticking it's big f------ stupid tongue out incessantly >my name is whiskers i am cat smy colony moved here years ago and though most of us were lost in the great we remain the enemy Finally I had enough. I ran outside with my boot and f------ threw it at the Goose as hard as I could. It knocked him over and he started hissing at me, sticking his retarded goose tongue out. Then it got up and started waddling away with a limp. rm like 90% sure I f------ wrecked this things s---. it started with them circling from above, a select few noticed but no one gave it second thought until one day we found snowball disemboweled on the hood of some assholes car >piss on his tires as a tribute to him, snowball would have liked that as we are p the horde waddles with purpose towards Anyways, my c--- neighbor happened to be watching. As most days all she does is stand in her window and brood over the war she created like some kind of capricious, vengeful god. She saw me throw the pissing they emerge prepare for battle that battle of daves lawn "OH YOU M-----------. YOU SON OF A BITCH. IM CALLING THE F------ COPS ON YOU" s and hissing d me I flew her the bird (lol) and told her to go f--- herself, as I usually do. But here's the thing - if they do show up -this Goose is visibly f----- up. It's still outside my house limping around like an idiot. Arent the blood of my brothers covers me as i leap into the fray once more claws unfurled 4 fiends descend upon me all at once pecking at my eyeballs >1 can no longer see and accept my death knowing that maybe someday with my sacrifice all cats may se y protected birds or s □ Anonymous 01/27/15(Tue)09:52:44 No.594957331 594961172 >594966260 594967572 2259495754225949576632594959塑2259496012322594960447 n peace smy final thoughts are f--- this a------ neighbor Believe it or not, but her horde of cats used to be at least 3x larger. The ones still here are the escapees from I got into a fight with this c--- because her cats kept sleeping all over my car, and pissing all over my tires. She just totally disregards that it's on my property, and that it's my vehicle. As if her cats have some kind of right to go where and do as they please >The legends tell of the cruel weapon of the Demon. The Great Battle Flail of L'unch. The Demon Lord is rarely seen without his mighty weapon, and woe follows in its wake Crafted across the sea by sinister slant-eyed goblins, it bears curses and runes of power foretelling the end of all things So I got a broom and swatted her cats off my car and she got real f------ mad at me and called the Where the Demon roams, the Box of L'unch follows The cops showed up to investigate animal abuse, and immediately noticed that there were like 60-70 cats roaming EVERYWHERE. They called the SPCA and started removing cats from her property. She was standing outside sobbing like a child and screaming "MY BABIES" I laughed my ass off and made direct eye contact with her and gave her the finger. It was one of the Learn to do an eagle call. Its pretty easy and they respond well. Just whistle and cut your breath into spurts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v-hlq2kcYQcLc [Embed] We used to call them and then throw the fish guts in the water and watch them swoop down and grab it You could be sum funniest things 've ever seen. I was so f------ excited that it was like I won the lottery. The cats who remain are the ones that ran into the woods like n------ and escaped. I your neighbors cats Anonymous 01/27/15(Tue)10:07:06 No. 594958842、>>594959296 >>594959485 Cats This is taking place in Point Marion PA. Ive been to Morgantown many times. It's right across the border (57%) The goose/cat war heats up especially in summer when they've got babies. None of these cats are fixed, so they basically multiply like Zerg. I anticipate it'll only take 1-2 more breeding seasons for them to be up around 100 Geese are cold blooded killers. Ive literally seen them attack kittens and maul them to death Sometimes the cats defend their babies, other times they take the survivors and just run for their lives eese The cats do the same thing to Goose chicks (Which makes the Geese go f------ spaghetti to the max) but they don't really maul them. They just carry the chicks off in a very direct and purposeful fashion with the intent of eating them inside crazy cat ladies shed. Her shed is basically like an altar of death. I see the cats carrying small rodents and s--- in there all the time. I suppose that's where she feeds them, and es (43%) s that is where they feel safe eating The cats usually lose the fights. It's more the big geese protecting the little ones as the cats try to gun for the weak links. It's like some national geographic s---. Even feral cats go after the sick/injured/weak Geese are basically like orcs. They are barbaric f------ animal, whose society is formed by the strongest members. They even f--- each other up. Ive seen the Alpha male in this group maul and se non Since this is far western PA/West Virginia, there's some pretty wild countryside out here. A lot of forest and hills. So we have Bald Eagles who pass through the area from time to time My first experience (and not my last) with the Eagle was maybe 2 or 3 months after I moved in here. I as leaving my house one morning to head off to work, and as I came outside with my lunch and everything, I saw this f------ Eagle just sitting in the middle of my lawn. Just eating a dead cat like it's a breakfast omelet or some s---. The Eagle looked at me for maybe half a second. We just kind of stared at each other. And then he just kind of went back to eating. I walked through the grass so as to not disturb him Have any of you ever seen a bald eagle in real life? They're f------ huge. I see this crazy son of a bitch nags a cat and just kind of eats them like he doesn't even give Thenevery few ti:dr: the cat horde is an inexhaustible food supply for a migratory bald eagle who patrols up and down GEESE (43%) r near my house ATS (57%)
(147 KB, 1024x788) □ Anonymous 01/27/15(Tue)09:33:41 No.594955368 22594955353 >>594962117 594963075 594963373 >>594965451 >>594966260 >>594967412 So I'm pretty sure that my neighbor just called the cops on me I live alone in a small piss-ant town near the PA/West Virginia border. I have one neighbor. ONE. And it just so happens that she is an absolutely insane old c---. I would tell you that she lives alone but she doesn't. There is a literal horde of about 20 to 30 feral cats who happily reside on -both- of our ies Now, I don't really mind it too much. I really don't. I can deal with the disgusting cats. My only real complaint is that they sleep and piss all over my car since I only have an outside car-port. But we live in a fairly rural eagle kill rea The problem is that this bitch insists upon feeding Geese. Not like 2 or 3 Geese. This is a -big-f------ group of them. She feeds them so much that theyve given up on the whole migratory bird s---. The just live on OUR properties. Geese are f------ disgusting animals. They s--- -everywhere-. But that's not even the worst of it Geese and feral cats obviously do not mix. Any time these f------ Geese come within 50 feet of our house all hell breaks loose. It's like Goose on Cat world war 2. Close quarters house to house combat. Thes f------ things fight each other like they are cursed to walk the Earth as tormented souls until all of th pposing army is vanquished. It doesn't matter what time of day or night it is. There is always some f----- Goose/Cat getting ready to rock each other. The noise that these animals create is f------ unbelievable IS > 594956069 Anonymous 01/27/15 Tue 09:40 10 No. 594956069、2594956390 594956720 >-594958428 >>594959548 >-59495991 5 22594980216 22594960447 22594960922 zz594966014 225949662竝22594968020 22594968357:2594969229 be cat army serving goddess well So I worked all last night. Got home at 5 am. Went to open my door in the dark and suddenly heard HiSSSSSSsSSS a f------ Goose was sleeping on my porch under my lawn chairs. It came after me and started trying to bite me in the shins, so I walloped it across it's f----- head with my lunchbox and it ran off the porch making these stupid noises. (this happens to me at least 2 times a week. They are obsessed with my porch as if it's the heartland of their f----- goose empire) e f------ goose s me >nearly defeated in s > suddenly, the demon from the other side storms out from his keep > f---- the goose up with his demon boot > goose limps away while the demon flashes satanic hand symbols at the goddess > goddess summons her champions of red and blue light Anyways, I get inside, get a shower, and go to bed. A few hours later, round about 8 AM this morning,I hear a melee break out. Have you ever heard a goose fighting a cat? It's one of the most noisy obnoxious f------ things you can possibly imagine. They just won't stop. The cat doing that low throaty owwwwwwwWLLLLL" noise, the goose sticking it's big f------ stupid tongue out incessantly >my name is whiskers i am cat smy colony moved here years ago and though most of us were lost in the great we remain the enemy Finally I had enough. I ran outside with my boot and f------ threw it at the Goose as hard as I could. It knocked him over and he started hissing at me, sticking his retarded goose tongue out. Then it got up and started waddling away with a limp. rm like 90% sure I f------ wrecked this things s---. it started with them circling from above, a select few noticed but no one gave it second thought until one day we found snowball disemboweled on the hood of some assholes car >piss on his tires as a tribute to him, snowball would have liked that as we are p the horde waddles with purpose towards Anyways, my c--- neighbor happened to be watching. As most days all she does is stand in her window and brood over the war she created like some kind of capricious, vengeful god. She saw me throw the pissing they emerge prepare for battle that battle of daves lawn "OH YOU M-----------. YOU SON OF A BITCH. IM CALLING THE F------ COPS ON YOU" s and hissing d me I flew her the bird (lol) and told her to go f--- herself, as I usually do. But here's the thing - if they do show up -this Goose is visibly f----- up. It's still outside my house limping around like an idiot. Arent the blood of my brothers covers me as i leap into the fray once more claws unfurled 4 fiends descend upon me all at once pecking at my eyeballs >1 can no longer see and accept my death knowing that maybe someday with my sacrifice all cats may se y protected birds or s □ Anonymous 01/27/15(Tue)09:52:44 No.594957331 594961172 >594966260 594967572 2259495754225949576632594959塑2259496012322594960447 n peace smy final thoughts are f--- this a------ neighbor Believe it or not, but her horde of cats used to be at least 3x larger. The ones still here are the escapees from I got into a fight with this c--- because her cats kept sleeping all over my car, and pissing all over my tires. She just totally disregards that it's on my property, and that it's my vehicle. As if her cats have some kind of right to go where and do as they please >The legends tell of the cruel weapon of the Demon. The Great Battle Flail of L'unch. The Demon Lord is rarely seen without his mighty weapon, and woe follows in its wake Crafted across the sea by sinister slant-eyed goblins, it bears curses and runes of power foretelling the end of all things So I got a broom and swatted her cats off my car and she got real f------ mad at me and called the Where the Demon roams, the Box of L'unch follows The cops showed up to investigate animal abuse, and immediately noticed that there were like 60-70 cats roaming EVERYWHERE. They called the SPCA and started removing cats from her property. She was standing outside sobbing like a child and screaming "MY BABIES" I laughed my ass off and made direct eye contact with her and gave her the finger. It was one of the Learn to do an eagle call. Its pretty easy and they respond well. Just whistle and cut your breath into spurts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v-hlq2kcYQcLc [Embed] We used to call them and then throw the fish guts in the water and watch them swoop down and grab it You could be sum funniest things 've ever seen. I was so f------ excited that it was like I won the lottery. The cats who remain are the ones that ran into the woods like n------ and escaped. I your neighbors cats Anonymous 01/27/15(Tue)10:07:06 No. 594958842、>>594959296 >>594959485 Cats This is taking place in Point Marion PA. Ive been to Morgantown many times. It's right across the border (57%) The goose/cat war heats up especially in summer when they've got babies. None of these cats are fixed, so they basically multiply like Zerg. I anticipate it'll only take 1-2 more breeding seasons for them to be up around 100 Geese are cold blooded killers. Ive literally seen them attack kittens and maul them to death Sometimes the cats defend their babies, other times they take the survivors and just run for their lives eese The cats do the same thing to Goose chicks (Which makes the Geese go f------ spaghetti to the max) but they don't really maul them. They just carry the chicks off in a very direct and purposeful fashion with the intent of eating them inside crazy cat ladies shed. Her shed is basically like an altar of death. I see the cats carrying small rodents and s--- in there all the time. I suppose that's where she feeds them, and es (43%) s that is where they feel safe eating The cats usually lose the fights. It's more the big geese protecting the little ones as the cats try to gun for the weak links. It's like some national geographic s---. Even feral cats go after the sick/injured/weak Geese are basically like orcs. They are barbaric f------ animal, whose society is formed by the strongest members. They even f--- each other up. Ive seen the Alpha male in this group maul and se non Since this is far western PA/West Virginia, there's some pretty wild countryside out here. A lot of forest and hills. So we have Bald Eagles who pass through the area from time to time My first experience (and not my last) with the Eagle was maybe 2 or 3 months after I moved in here. I as leaving my house one morning to head off to work, and as I came outside with my lunch and everything, I saw this f------ Eagle just sitting in the middle of my lawn. Just eating a dead cat like it's a breakfast omelet or some s---. The Eagle looked at me for maybe half a second. We just kind of stared at each other. And then he just kind of went back to eating. I walked through the grass so as to not disturb him Have any of you ever seen a bald eagle in real life? They're f------ huge. I see this crazy son of a bitch nags a cat and just kind of eats them like he doesn't even give Thenevery few ti:dr: the cat horde is an inexhaustible food supply for a migratory bald eagle who patrols up and down GEESE (43%) r near my house ATS (57%)

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Fitness

Anonymous 06/20/16(Mon)20:47:25 No 37627770 >>37627972 5 P> so, a little preface. I live in state with about a 30% obesity rate, and recently a heat index of around 113F (45 degress in commie units). My city has a pretty extensive bicycle/running trail system and I know it quite well Today it was only 94F-ish so compared to the weekend it was pretty nice out, so I went for a ride >be me, be riding bicycle for sweet cardio and leg gains >I'm in a nice thickly wooded, and shaded, part of the trail near the river >PBSnaturedoc.mp4 >get to the point on the trail where I know the nearest water fountain is about a mile or so away and 150ft up in elevation (f--- mountain as I call it). Im about 20 miles into my 30 mile ride so im pretty beat but still enough to push on Now anyone can use the trail since it is basically one long ass public park so every now and then I pass the random mobile pavement ape on a skateboard or homeless under a bridge, ect. This includes fatties that want to get in shape >come to a long straight stretch of trail, open to the sun. is there a tree limb blocking my path? Nope, about 1/8th of a mile down the trail there's a fat woman laying on the pavement/grass bike next to her >dressed in solid black t-shirt and 5XL sweat pants... face down >shes laying on the ground breathing fast >salt on the shirt from dried up sweat >pale face eyes not quite open all the way hey are you okay...?" >"im fine" in a distressed voice "okay, is anyone with you?" "no are you SURE you are okay?" >yeah i just need something to drink "well I have some water >"no get my bike bag I have a drink in there" I open up the little bag on the back of her bike to 1/4 full bottle of diet* Dr Pepper This isn't what you should be drinking, sit up i'm going to give you some of my water." Of course this poor specimen of displaced marine wildlife can't sit up cont Anonymous 06/20/16( Mon )21:04:50 No. 37627972 297628020 >-37628 129 okay s----- computer keeps crashing so im not going to greentext as much About this time another cyclist came up. He was one of those guys who rides a bike and take it way to seriously and wears those super short short-shorts. Anyway he stops to help and I explain the classic case of heatstroke We both roll her over to find out she had puked all over herself Chunks of processed garbage and bile all mixed in with dirt and grass clippings from her double chin down to her fupa damn that's gotta be like a gallon of fluicd wakemeup.mp3 we both gag a bit. Fatty mc thunder thighs blacks out. Totally unresponsive, old guy even tries to slap her on the face. No response okay... .this is bad, I call 911 I'm trying to explain where we are on the trail since it has no real address. Too many trees to call in a chopper, too far from any road for an ambulance to get there in a reasonable amount of time 911 operate tells me to do the generic things, put her in the shade, put water on her, ect I explain that tubby is gonna be a fried brisket soon and putting a wet sock on her face ain't going to save her well is there a pool or lake nearby?" the rive So I tell the 911 operate we are gonna roll her into the river, it's only 30 feet away through the woods cont Anonymous 06/20/16(Mon)21:19:00 No 37628129 >>37628178 2 So "you take the feet I got the arms" 3…2.1. HEVE We only moved her about 6 inches... so we both take an arm. As we get her to the tree line she starts moaning since the soft grass as given way to pointy twigs and leaves Oh, it isn't dead We take a break as sweat is poring down our face and tubby is starting to beg not to let her die, maybe she was thinking about her cats, or a buffet, who knows. Somewhere in this her sweat pants got caught on a long and started to come off... and almost on cue as a "F--- YOU for saving me" she s---- herself We get about halfway in and she get's stuck on a small log. Shes stuck, her ass-wings have hooked on the long and is making this hard Okay... 3,2,1 HEEEVE POP* tubby is now screaming, and not just loudly, so loudly and and at the correct pitch you can hear it vibrate in your ears We had pulled her arms out of their sockets. GodFuckingDamnit webm Now we have a whale that is about to die of heat stroke, or internal bleeding, or stress. Pick one, any one will do! Anonymous 06/20/16(Mon)21:22:42 No.3762817837628195 -37628239 -37628301-37628319 37628386 So now we have to pull feet first since any further pulling might tear out the tendons. So with her slippery s--- feet we wipe her down with dirt and leaves... As she is crying and screaming we pull her to the river and just simply let gravity take it's course and roll her over the jagged rocks into the water Her face hits one of the rocks on the way down and she has a pretty nasty cut on her for head but her quad-chin has shielded her wind pipe So now shes in the water crying and in between sobs trying to say something. Like we care I get back on the phone and tell 911 shes in the water, not much more we can do "stay with her so she doesn't float away and drown" We sit by the rivers edge holding her by her head/hair to keep her from slipping into the sweet darkness of the river Funny part is now that she was in the river they decided it was better to dispatch the fire department... in a boat...to come get her Anonymous 06/20/16(Mon)21:44:12 No.3762838637628394376284053762840637628434 3762852437628577 37628178 so the fire department shows up about 30 mins later with a boat. and surprise surprise they cant lift her up on a stretcher. So they bust out the wench they use to pull cars out of water. It was just like when a research ship pulls a whale from the ocean.. maybe they even took her to sea world for rehabilitation. Anyway after they get her out of the water they start pumping saline into her and we find out she has a lot of little scrapes and cuts from the twigs and apparently we dragged her over a broken bottle but she didn't even notice We told the cops what happened and we were told we wouldn't be liable for any injury she had since it was a life/death things. So now it is late morning, our work outs are ruined, we have fatty puke/s--- on us and we both died a little inside Was I right? I did save a life, maybe this is her wake up call, maybe she will make a tumblr post about how to white guys r---- her and got away with it... I just don't know guys
Anonymous 06/20/16(Mon)20:47:25 No 37627770 >>37627972 5 P> so, a little preface. I live in state with about a 30% obesity rate, and recently a heat index of around 113F (45 degress in commie units). My city has a pretty extensive bicycle/running trail system and I know it quite well Today it was only 94F-ish so compared to the weekend it was pretty nice out, so I went for a ride >be me, be riding bicycle for sweet cardio and leg gains >I'm in a nice thickly wooded, and shaded, part of the trail near the river >PBSnaturedoc.mp4 >get to the point on the trail where I know the nearest water fountain is about a mile or so away and 150ft up in elevation (f--- mountain as I call it). Im about 20 miles into my 30 mile ride so im pretty beat but still enough to push on Now anyone can use the trail since it is basically one long ass public park so every now and then I pass the random mobile pavement ape on a skateboard or homeless under a bridge, ect. This includes fatties that want to get in shape >come to a long straight stretch of trail, open to the sun. is there a tree limb blocking my path? Nope, about 1/8th of a mile down the trail there's a fat woman laying on the pavement/grass bike next to her >dressed in solid black t-shirt and 5XL sweat pants... face down >shes laying on the ground breathing fast >salt on the shirt from dried up sweat >pale face eyes not quite open all the way hey are you okay...?" >"im fine" in a distressed voice "okay, is anyone with you?" "no are you SURE you are okay?" >yeah i just need something to drink "well I have some water >"no get my bike bag I have a drink in there" I open up the little bag on the back of her bike to 1/4 full bottle of diet* Dr Pepper This isn't what you should be drinking, sit up i'm going to give you some of my water." Of course this poor specimen of displaced marine wildlife can't sit up cont Anonymous 06/20/16( Mon )21:04:50 No. 37627972 297628020 >-37628 129 okay s----- computer keeps crashing so im not going to greentext as much About this time another cyclist came up. He was one of those guys who rides a bike and take it way to seriously and wears those super short short-shorts. Anyway he stops to help and I explain the classic case of heatstroke We both roll her over to find out she had puked all over herself Chunks of processed garbage and bile all mixed in with dirt and grass clippings from her double chin down to her fupa damn that's gotta be like a gallon of fluicd wakemeup.mp3 we both gag a bit. Fatty mc thunder thighs blacks out. Totally unresponsive, old guy even tries to slap her on the face. No response okay... .this is bad, I call 911 I'm trying to explain where we are on the trail since it has no real address. Too many trees to call in a chopper, too far from any road for an ambulance to get there in a reasonable amount of time 911 operate tells me to do the generic things, put her in the shade, put water on her, ect I explain that tubby is gonna be a fried brisket soon and putting a wet sock on her face ain't going to save her well is there a pool or lake nearby?" the rive So I tell the 911 operate we are gonna roll her into the river, it's only 30 feet away through the woods cont Anonymous 06/20/16(Mon)21:19:00 No 37628129 >>37628178 2 So "you take the feet I got the arms" 3…2.1. HEVE We only moved her about 6 inches... so we both take an arm. As we get her to the tree line she starts moaning since the soft grass as given way to pointy twigs and leaves Oh, it isn't dead We take a break as sweat is poring down our face and tubby is starting to beg not to let her die, maybe she was thinking about her cats, or a buffet, who knows. Somewhere in this her sweat pants got caught on a long and started to come off... and almost on cue as a "F--- YOU for saving me" she s---- herself We get about halfway in and she get's stuck on a small log. Shes stuck, her ass-wings have hooked on the long and is making this hard Okay... 3,2,1 HEEEVE POP* tubby is now screaming, and not just loudly, so loudly and and at the correct pitch you can hear it vibrate in your ears We had pulled her arms out of their sockets. GodFuckingDamnit webm Now we have a whale that is about to die of heat stroke, or internal bleeding, or stress. Pick one, any one will do! Anonymous 06/20/16(Mon)21:22:42 No.3762817837628195 -37628239 -37628301-37628319 37628386 So now we have to pull feet first since any further pulling might tear out the tendons. So with her slippery s--- feet we wipe her down with dirt and leaves... As she is crying and screaming we pull her to the river and just simply let gravity take it's course and roll her over the jagged rocks into the water Her face hits one of the rocks on the way down and she has a pretty nasty cut on her for head but her quad-chin has shielded her wind pipe So now shes in the water crying and in between sobs trying to say something. Like we care I get back on the phone and tell 911 shes in the water, not much more we can do "stay with her so she doesn't float away and drown" We sit by the rivers edge holding her by her head/hair to keep her from slipping into the sweet darkness of the river Funny part is now that she was in the river they decided it was better to dispatch the fire department... in a boat...to come get her Anonymous 06/20/16(Mon)21:44:12 No.3762838637628394376284053762840637628434 3762852437628577 37628178 so the fire department shows up about 30 mins later with a boat. and surprise surprise they cant lift her up on a stretcher. So they bust out the wench they use to pull cars out of water. It was just like when a research ship pulls a whale from the ocean.. maybe they even took her to sea world for rehabilitation. Anyway after they get her out of the water they start pumping saline into her and we find out she has a lot of little scrapes and cuts from the twigs and apparently we dragged her over a broken bottle but she didn't even notice We told the cops what happened and we were told we wouldn't be liable for any injury she had since it was a life/death things. So now it is late morning, our work outs are ruined, we have fatty puke/s--- on us and we both died a little inside Was I right? I did save a life, maybe this is her wake up call, maybe she will make a tumblr post about how to white guys r---- her and got away with it... I just don't know guys

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Anonymous Mon 08 Sep 2014 00:39:56 No.48453276 Report Quoted By: >48453305 >>48453310 >48453354 >>48453367 >4845344648453456 >>48453515 >48453524 >>48453547 >>48453572 here's some of the creepiest s--- I've ever heard, imagine being this guy: some dude in the czech republic has a new baby daughter and wants to keep an eye on her when shes asleep puts a baby monitor camera in her crib and tries to tune his tv to it a video of an emaciated naked little boy chained up in a cellar with big strips of his skin missing pops up on his tv >he calls the cops turns out he was picking up the signal from his neighbors who had the same baby monitor the boys mother had been torturing him and his brother their entire lives her and her sisters and their friends would beat them, starve them, r--- them, burn them, force them to cut themselves and each other, cut bits of skin off of them and force them to eat them she put a camera in the cellar so she could watch them suffer at all times they were members of a cult called the grail movement and were trying to brainwash the boys to be totally devoted when the police arrived they detained the whole family and freed the two boys and a 13 year old girl turns out the 13 year old girl was actually 34 years old and one of the torturers putting on an act to escape she almost got away but was arrested in norway they claimed in court that they were being instructed on how to brainwash the boys via text messages sent by a man known only as "The Doctor reads like a horror movie but its all real: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1080256/Cannibal-cult-mother-skinned-son-eat-flesh-gets-9-years-jail.html http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1027962/Boy-skinned-eaten-cannibal-cult-family.html
Anonymous Mon 08 Sep 2014 00:39:56 No.48453276 Report Quoted By: >48453305 >>48453310 >48453354 >>48453367 >4845344648453456 >>48453515 >48453524 >>48453547 >>48453572 here's some of the creepiest s--- I've ever heard, imagine being this guy: some dude in the czech republic has a new baby daughter and wants to keep an eye on her when shes asleep puts a baby monitor camera in her crib and tries to tune his tv to it a video of an emaciated naked little boy chained up in a cellar with big strips of his skin missing pops up on his tv >he calls the cops turns out he was picking up the signal from his neighbors who had the same baby monitor the boys mother had been torturing him and his brother their entire lives her and her sisters and their friends would beat them, starve them, r--- them, burn them, force them to cut themselves and each other, cut bits of skin off of them and force them to eat them she put a camera in the cellar so she could watch them suffer at all times they were members of a cult called the grail movement and were trying to brainwash the boys to be totally devoted when the police arrived they detained the whole family and freed the two boys and a 13 year old girl turns out the 13 year old girl was actually 34 years old and one of the torturers putting on an act to escape she almost got away but was arrested in norway they claimed in court that they were being instructed on how to brainwash the boys via text messages sent by a man known only as "The Doctor reads like a horror movie but its all real: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1080256/Cannibal-cult-mother-skinned-son-eat-flesh-gets-9-years-jail.html http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1027962/Boy-skinned-eaten-cannibal-cult-family.html

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" Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)04:35:43 No.271 37336 22271 37427 >>27137445 Ps i actually have an awkward story about something like this >about 20 miles innawoods >convinced no one will see me >go full cro magnon sturn my shirt into a makeshift loin clothe >over the next couple days let my already shaggy beard get unruly >paint my face and chest with berry juice and mud >one day fishing with a pointy stick cause i didnt bring alot of protein >see college hipster hikers have made camp across the river >weird cause it was pretty far out >spear a fish after a 40 or so >they spot me try to say hello as loud as i can >havent spoken in 6 days and flem has built up in my throat >comes out as HUURRR >look visibly freaked out >decide to book it before it gets worse >sprint for the shore >slip as i reach it >decide to just go with it srun up the sloped shore on all fours >run back to my shelter minutes
" Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)04:35:43 No.271 37336 22271 37427 >>27137445 Ps i actually have an awkward story about something like this >about 20 miles innawoods >convinced no one will see me >go full cro magnon sturn my shirt into a makeshift loin clothe >over the next couple days let my already shaggy beard get unruly >paint my face and chest with berry juice and mud >one day fishing with a pointy stick cause i didnt bring alot of protein >see college hipster hikers have made camp across the river >weird cause it was pretty far out >spear a fish after a 40 or so >they spot me try to say hello as loud as i can >havent spoken in 6 days and flem has built up in my throat >comes out as HUURRR >look visibly freaked out >decide to book it before it gets worse >sprint for the shore >slip as i reach it >decide to just go with it srun up the sloped shore on all fours >run back to my shelter minutes

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> □ Anonymous (ID SA M.) 02/06/ 16(Sat) 1 1 00 58 No. 63229489 >>63229606 쯔63229640 2-6322970s-S3229739 >>532301 19 >>53230289 Let me tell you a story I heard a few years ago in Taiwan Visiting Taipei for the ghost festival >meet a very old Buddhist monk >he's from Tibet he takes a liking to me and we talk over dinner >fled to Taiwan in the 50's >absolutely hates the Dalai Lama for giving up his country without a fight >says he saw his master killed infront of him for retelling the forbidden story of Jin Wang >Jin Wang or the Gold King also known as the first Gwai Lo >known as the bringer of civilization the story begins that long ago after a great catastrophe when the land was swallowed up by the sea >A living ghost or 'Gwai Lo' appeared to the people from the ocean >he was unlike anything they had seen before >His Eyes were as Blue as misfortune(some parts of china blue is considered unlucky). His hair was as Gold as the Sun, and his Skin was as white as a ghost >This ghost man brought with him the gift of knowledge >he taught the people the art of civilization >he helped them rebuild their lives >taught them medicine >and how to survive in this new ruined world >In their gratitude they named him Jin Wang or Gold King for his golden hair was his most striking feature for many years Jin Wang lived among the people >they saw him as a gift from heaven >he told them of his homeland a place lost under the waves every morning he would look unto the sea with the rising sun at his back longing to be reunited with his people >one day Jin Wang built a giant boat in the shape of a mighty beast that spit fire and set sail towards the sun looking for his people sit is said that Jin Wang had a thousand sons whom he sent out to bring civilization to the rest of china
> □ Anonymous (ID SA M.) 02/06/ 16(Sat) 1 1 00 58 No. 63229489 >>63229606 쯔63229640 2-6322970s-S3229739 >>532301 19 >>53230289 Let me tell you a story I heard a few years ago in Taiwan Visiting Taipei for the ghost festival >meet a very old Buddhist monk >he's from Tibet he takes a liking to me and we talk over dinner >fled to Taiwan in the 50's >absolutely hates the Dalai Lama for giving up his country without a fight >says he saw his master killed infront of him for retelling the forbidden story of Jin Wang >Jin Wang or the Gold King also known as the first Gwai Lo >known as the bringer of civilization the story begins that long ago after a great catastrophe when the land was swallowed up by the sea >A living ghost or 'Gwai Lo' appeared to the people from the ocean >he was unlike anything they had seen before >His Eyes were as Blue as misfortune(some parts of china blue is considered unlucky). His hair was as Gold as the Sun, and his Skin was as white as a ghost >This ghost man brought with him the gift of knowledge >he taught the people the art of civilization >he helped them rebuild their lives >taught them medicine >and how to survive in this new ruined world >In their gratitude they named him Jin Wang or Gold King for his golden hair was his most striking feature for many years Jin Wang lived among the people >they saw him as a gift from heaven >he told them of his homeland a place lost under the waves every morning he would look unto the sea with the rising sun at his back longing to be reunited with his people >one day Jin Wang built a giant boat in the shape of a mighty beast that spit fire and set sail towards the sun looking for his people sit is said that Jin Wang had a thousand sons whom he sent out to bring civilization to the rest of china

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File: 1359198371947 ipg-(3 KB, 114x125, 1234.jpg) Anonymous (ID: U7tMS3Z) 01/26/13(Sat) Stories from the past that you wont tell be 16 sitting on the bus >Get boner 's really noticable >My GF is to my left >she starts touching boner >Feelsgoodman.jpg >Gives me h------ >Every one starts noticing >E-------- out of fear >Pants all covered in j--- >Bus driver shows tape to princible >Principal Invites parents to school >Get expelled Dad laughs at me and never takes me serious >Mom takes me to the therapist >Hate my GF right now >My GF is my hand memecenter.com MemeCerterae

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>> O Anonymous 05/27/16(Fri)17:35:41 No.28860112 File: 1391441410237 png (103 KB, 500x377) >years have passed and she's still on your mind >Chad bends her over and f---- her behind >"She'll appreciate me now that have a degree!" >she's with Doctor Chad, taking Vitamin D you pray to God that she'll give you a chance >she's just now removed Chad's underpants when you were a teen, you asked her to prom >she's a featured model on "slutfuck.com" syou know that if she were yours, you'd treat her right >Chad beats her in the morning and f---- her at night you hope she'll appreciate your wide-ranging knowledge she f----- sixty guys before leaving college >they said things would get better as you got older >all your girlfriends exist in a My Documents folder they say good things come to those who wait you're still a kissless virgin at twenty-eight you're on the internet, saving the white race Chad's at a party, c------ right on her face you spend all your time reading "red pill" material >Chad greets her in the morning with c-- on her cereal >you ponder the complexities of an -ist or -ism >meanwhile she's gargling on Chad's piss or j--- you wake in the morning and wish you were dead she wakes in the morning and asks, "Who's in my bed?" you wonder if she's still thinking of you someone says your name and she wonders, "Who?"
>> O Anonymous 05/27/16(Fri)17:35:41 No.28860112 File: 1391441410237 png (103 KB, 500x377) >years have passed and she's still on your mind >Chad bends her over and f---- her behind >"She'll appreciate me now that have a degree!" >she's with Doctor Chad, taking Vitamin D you pray to God that she'll give you a chance >she's just now removed Chad's underpants when you were a teen, you asked her to prom >she's a featured model on "slutfuck.com" syou know that if she were yours, you'd treat her right >Chad beats her in the morning and f---- her at night you hope she'll appreciate your wide-ranging knowledge she f----- sixty guys before leaving college >they said things would get better as you got older >all your girlfriends exist in a My Documents folder they say good things come to those who wait you're still a kissless virgin at twenty-eight you're on the internet, saving the white race Chad's at a party, c------ right on her face you spend all your time reading "red pill" material >Chad greets her in the morning with c-- on her cereal >you ponder the complexities of an -ist or -ism >meanwhile she's gargling on Chad's piss or j--- you wake in the morning and wish you were dead she wakes in the morning and asks, "Who's in my bed?" you wonder if she's still thinking of you someone says your name and she wonders, "Who?"

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File: image.ipg (179 KB, 1600x1600) I AM BREADY TO □ Anonymous 04/30/1 6(Sat)23:30:56 No. 681 99094 1 22681 993302 >>681993569 226819941 21 22681 994294 >Live in a s--- neighborhood and in s--- apartment complex >Monkeys yelling profanity and homeless people everywhere >One day while walking home from the place of learning, spot a small makeshift house made of old, rotten-wooded fence posts >Notice that it has a mailbox by the makeshift door >Hatch a plan >Go home and write a small letter saying hello to the nice man, asking if he'd care if I wrote to him >Place it in the mailbox along with a pencil and some paper and put the red flag up the next day while walking to school >Pass by it while walking home and notice it that the flag is down >Stealth-Ninja to the mailbox and grab the letter inside >Rush home and read it >Says some b------- like he would love to talk to me and that his name is Tommy >Write another letter saying that he has a great name and ask how he ended up in the position of being homeless Fast forward a couple days >Me and Tommy are great pen pals >l do my usual routine of getting the letter while walking home and reading it once I get home >One day he asks what I look like >Hatch an even better plan >Describe myself as the autistic 10 year old girl that lives below me >Use words like "Cute" and "Cuvy" >Tommy is 100% into it >Asks if I'd like to meet him >Tell him "Of course I do" with about 500 exclamation points >He asks where >Tell him to meet me at my apartment and give him my neighbors apartment number >Tell him he has to come really late at night so my mom won't be here >Tell him to bang on the door loudly because I'm a bit hard of hearing >Seal the deal with my final letter to him by putting a few small hearts around the page >Mfw I wake up at 3am with cops at my building >Mfw Tommy was arrested >Mfw the small autistic girl is screaming incredibly loud >Mfw Tommy is probably going to be charged with Attempted Sexual Assault >Mfw the small house disappeared the following week
File: image.ipg (179 KB, 1600x1600) I AM BREADY TO □ Anonymous 04/30/1 6(Sat)23:30:56 No. 681 99094 1 22681 993302 >>681993569 226819941 21 22681 994294 >Live in a s--- neighborhood and in s--- apartment complex >Monkeys yelling profanity and homeless people everywhere >One day while walking home from the place of learning, spot a small makeshift house made of old, rotten-wooded fence posts >Notice that it has a mailbox by the makeshift door >Hatch a plan >Go home and write a small letter saying hello to the nice man, asking if he'd care if I wrote to him >Place it in the mailbox along with a pencil and some paper and put the red flag up the next day while walking to school >Pass by it while walking home and notice it that the flag is down >Stealth-Ninja to the mailbox and grab the letter inside >Rush home and read it >Says some b------- like he would love to talk to me and that his name is Tommy >Write another letter saying that he has a great name and ask how he ended up in the position of being homeless Fast forward a couple days >Me and Tommy are great pen pals >l do my usual routine of getting the letter while walking home and reading it once I get home >One day he asks what I look like >Hatch an even better plan >Describe myself as the autistic 10 year old girl that lives below me >Use words like "Cute" and "Cuvy" >Tommy is 100% into it >Asks if I'd like to meet him >Tell him "Of course I do" with about 500 exclamation points >He asks where >Tell him to meet me at my apartment and give him my neighbors apartment number >Tell him he has to come really late at night so my mom won't be here >Tell him to bang on the door loudly because I'm a bit hard of hearing >Seal the deal with my final letter to him by putting a few small hearts around the page >Mfw I wake up at 3am with cops at my building >Mfw Tommy was arrested >Mfw the small autistic girl is screaming incredibly loud >Mfw Tommy is probably going to be charged with Attempted Sexual Assault >Mfw the small house disappeared the following week

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>S Anonymous 05/20/16(Fri)20 17:02 No 685328630 ·A8550144 There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little s--- laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat f------ f-----, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a f------ banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "lI REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>S Anonymous 05/20/16(Fri)20 17:02 No 685328630 ·A8550144 There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little s--- laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat f------ f-----, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a f------ banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "lI REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

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Anonymous 05/20/16(Fri)22:56:17 No.2870457728705233 ok >be me >sophomore in high school first class in English >have to write a 5-word essay about why English is good >due next week okay there's no rush, decide to finish it the day before as I've always done become absorbed in runescape >forget about the whole thing >fail the class >must drop out because of this don't think about or hear anything from the school since >fast forward 9 years the essay suddenly pops into my mind can't stop thinking about it write "I forgot everything. I'm sorry." on a piece of paper, add my name and signature there as well as other necessary information spend 1 year to mentally prepare myself to hand in the essay >one morning pick up the essay and walk to old high school the building looks abandoned >go in nonetheless walk around the empty hallways, reminiscing about the old days >hear sounds from staff room >go there >see an elderly woman packing some stuff in a cardboard box introduce myself >we talk a bit turns out she used to be the principal of the school the school was closed 2 years ago >she's retired now and returned to collect some things before the building would be demolished and everything would be thrown away tell her I was a student there 10 years ago and ask if it still is possible to hand in my long overdue English essay >she asks me who my teacher was tell her she says my English teacher had to retire 8 years ago due to an early-stage dementia and died 5 years ago >she also says that despite the condition, the English teacher would always remember me of all students teacher would always tell her "Poor Anon. If only he handed in his essay. That kid had lots of potential. It's sad to see it all go to waste." >think it's already too late >say I have to go and say goodbye to the former principal >leave the room >change my mind >walk towards the classroom where I had the English classes >the door is closed try to open it >it's locked slip the essay from under the door walk away, don't look back
Anonymous 05/20/16(Fri)22:56:17 No.2870457728705233 ok >be me >sophomore in high school first class in English >have to write a 5-word essay about why English is good >due next week okay there's no rush, decide to finish it the day before as I've always done become absorbed in runescape >forget about the whole thing >fail the class >must drop out because of this don't think about or hear anything from the school since >fast forward 9 years the essay suddenly pops into my mind can't stop thinking about it write "I forgot everything. I'm sorry." on a piece of paper, add my name and signature there as well as other necessary information spend 1 year to mentally prepare myself to hand in the essay >one morning pick up the essay and walk to old high school the building looks abandoned >go in nonetheless walk around the empty hallways, reminiscing about the old days >hear sounds from staff room >go there >see an elderly woman packing some stuff in a cardboard box introduce myself >we talk a bit turns out she used to be the principal of the school the school was closed 2 years ago >she's retired now and returned to collect some things before the building would be demolished and everything would be thrown away tell her I was a student there 10 years ago and ask if it still is possible to hand in my long overdue English essay >she asks me who my teacher was tell her she says my English teacher had to retire 8 years ago due to an early-stage dementia and died 5 years ago >she also says that despite the condition, the English teacher would always remember me of all students teacher would always tell her "Poor Anon. If only he handed in his essay. That kid had lots of potential. It's sad to see it all go to waste." >think it's already too late >say I have to go and say goodbye to the former principal >leave the room >change my mind >walk towards the classroom where I had the English classes >the door is closed try to open it >it's locked slip the essay from under the door walk away, don't look back

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Anon breaks his leg 20/05/16

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