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Anonymous 06/26/18(Tue)19:15:27 No.772666665 >be driving to work one day when i get a phone cal >i pull over and pick up the phone >my eyes widen, and my heart skips a beat 36 KB JPG my gf had a miscarriage >i turn the car around and drive to the hospital as fast as i can >i call my boss on the way saying i'll be late due to an emergency make it to the hospital and bust through the emergency room doors >i run over and talk to the receptionist and she tells me where to go >i find the room, and talk to the nurse in charge, and tell him that i'm her boyfriend >he lets me in, and i rush to be by her side >i stand over her, with tears in my eyes >she's sobbing, has her back turned to me nurse watches me from the doorway "i'm sorry for your loss" 7 Replies /2 Images View Thread
Anonymous 06/26/18(Tue)19:15:27 No.772666665 >be driving to work one day when i get a phone cal >i pull over and pick up the phone >my eyes widen, and my heart skips a beat 36 KB JPG my gf had a miscarriage >i turn the car around and drive to the hospital as fast as i can >i call my boss on the way saying i'll be late due to an emergency make it to the hospital and bust through the emergency room doors >i run over and talk to the receptionist and she tells me where to go >i find the room, and talk to the nurse in charge, and tell him that i'm her boyfriend >he lets me in, and i rush to be by her side >i stand over her, with tears in my eyes >she's sobbing, has her back turned to me nurse watches me from the doorway "i'm sorry for your loss" 7 Replies /2 Images View Thread

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Anonymous 06/22/18 (Fri)07:00:15 No.772251560 22772251055 (OP) # >be 15 Singok po>sister 17 40 KB JPG >towel hanging very loose around her walks out of bathroom after shower body tell her to fasten her towel before it falls off >she nods and fastens it before walking away >i go shower and forget about it >because im not some sick degenerate like you f----. >>772251744 #
Anonymous 06/22/18 (Fri)07:00:15 No.772251560 22772251055 (OP) # >be 15 Singok po>sister 17 40 KB JPG >towel hanging very loose around her walks out of bathroom after shower body tell her to fasten her towel before it falls off >she nods and fastens it before walking away >i go shower and forget about it >because im not some sick degenerate like you f----. >>772251744 #

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Black Manta

File: black-manta-new-52/pg (96 KB, 618x412) Anonymous 02/22/17(Wed)05:43:49 No.901210949012112190121140 90121185>90121418 >9012143790121471 >90121568>90121617>>90121781 90122145>90122957 >90123029>90123691>90124826>90125587>>90126898 Damonashu 116 points 1 year ago I'd like to imagine that Black Manta spends his time awake at night thinking of new ways to reminds Aquaman how he killed his son. ALEX DEGEN MAGIC SERPLE 2018 @ADACTIVITY Save What's his problem? Zarester 74 points 1 year ago Hey, Aquaman. Help me with this crossword. 17 across, seven letters, 'another phrase for a dead body. The pacific ocean has 3.9 stars out of five on google maps Who the f--- is downvoting the ocean Anonymous 02/22/17(Wed)05:45:30 No.90121140 No. Has an O. Uhm, A corpse Nnnnope. Doesn't work. Oh! I got it!" What is it?" Your son!" uaman ТОВЕ FRANK- OUT OF TE Anonymous 02/22/17(Wed)05:50:22 No.90121286 Save Wow, he must really hate Aquaman Harhan Metal Gear Ray Romano 57 points-1 year ago Hey Aqua Man, Knock knock. Anonymous 02/22/17(Wed)06:03:46 No.90121559 The madman took over a terrorist organization that was on the verge of world domination just so he could use them to f--- with Aquaman. Manta is a man of sheer will and limitless potential sigh* "Whose there Black Manta? Not your son. 'Cus you know. I killed him. Share Save strips of serengeti Respect the Pipe 28 points 1 year ago I'm pretty sure Black Manta would just adopt an orphan and take it with him on his next nefarious plot, just so he could tell Aquaman that it's Take-Your-Son-To-Work Day, and rub in how great it is to be a father to a living child. And he'd treat the kid well and make him super happy just to rub it in. Share Save View Same Google qdb SauceNAO Aquaman_Vol 7_23.1_Black_Manta.jpg, 2MiB, 1920x2951 PLARAAnonymous Fri 24 Mar 2017 09:54:01 No.52342588 Report Quoted By: >>52344211 >> 52356342 >52342483 >>52331311 >52329634 Man, I love Black Manta. Especially his modern incarnation where he basically doesn't seem to have any personality at all except when f------ with Aquaman. He's basically Jason Vorhees or Mike Myers in terms of personality. And he's a member of the Legion of Doom. Can you imagine the poor schmuck that has to sit next to him in Legion meetings? Scarecrow's just sitting there, trying to have a nice conversation with Solomon Grundy (Born on a Wednesday), when Black Manta walks in and sits down and proceeds to just stare straight ahead, hands flat on the table, his only movement an occasional grinding of his teeth. The Legion has supervillains and mad scientists and near-literal gods and demons, and Scarecrow is stuck next to a man, smelling vaguely of fish and blood, who mostly just wants to kill people close to Aquaman with whatever's on-hand at the time. But at least it's better than the one time he tried to be social THE WFe AND KD Anonymous 03/29/17(Wed)22:49:55 No.52440454 "...Did you know that you can completely gut some species of fish, and if you put them back in the water, they'll keep on swimming?" In the beginning there was a formless presence which cast its gaze onto the new born universe As it gained form millennia later it thought but one thing One thought randomly generated and with no outside influence "...I must kill the sea." uck Anonymous 11/18/15(Wed)21:02:17 No.77559040 318 KB, 736x649 Anonymous 03/30/17(Thu)12:49:16 No.52448523 Black Manta is a man that both philosophically and symbolically with his suit has encased himself in hate I could only dream of creating an enemy this autistic and hate fueled to throw at my players. He is the living manifestation of human hatred brought upon him by the cruel Poseidon like forces of wrathful nature, represented by the ocean. Black Manta has made himself into the very same pitiless O Anonymous 03/31/17(Fri)18:20:20 No.52471419 irrational and savage force of hate that the earth lays upon humanity from the seas. He is to Aquaman what a hurricane is to humanity, who he sees as responsible for taking this reckoning upon himself as Lord of the oceans. He has the same all consuming hatred for Aquaman that Captain Ahab had for the white whale The fact that his true origin is purposely obscured makes him even more striking as a shapeless force of nature Anonymou F------ perfect. I need to add something like this to a superhero campaign of my own This guy is after you. You don't know why, or how, but he will do everything in his power to slowly destroy you and make you know it was him. And his power is significant. 3:07 No.52450280 F--- man, Manta has given so many reasons that turned out to be lies to f--- with Aquaman that the real reason could very well be that Manta woke up one day, poured himself a bowl fish-o's, turned on the news, saw Aquaman, and thought, "F--- that guy and everything he stands for But really, the reason doesn't matter anymore because Manta doesn't need it. Manta isn't a man anymore. Asking why Manta hates Aquaman is like asking why the stars burn or why gravity exists. They just do. Manta has long ago stopped having a reason beyond the fact that Aquaman exists. Manta has long ago stopped being a man. Now? Now Manta is much like the sea he spends so much time in. You can see it in his eyes, the pitiless cold and the cruel indifference Manta is a force of nature fueled by hate and spite that has long ago stopped having a reason for existing beyond the fact that it does Anonymous 03/29/17(Wed)12:46:58 No.52431077 It's like the OP pic says. He just really, really f------ hates Aquaman. He's givien multiple conflicting backstories and motivations, several of which he admits he made up just to f--- with Aquaman. At this point even if he remembers his original reason he probably doesn't care about it anymore. His sole purpose in life is to screw with Aquaman in any and every way he can. There is no line he won't cross, no action too petty, so long as it hurts Aquaman. He has bent his entire being around making Arthur's life as miserable as possible and he will never stop, never falter, never give up. He is to the king of the ocean what the sea is to angry sailors, cruel, uncaring, and relentless. He's Captain Ahab as a comic book character and we love him for it. Anon He literally just really f------ hates Aquaman. Everything he does is to f--- with Aquaman, any crimes he commits are purely either to f--- with Aquaman or to acquire funds to use to f--- with Aquaman. Not a day goes by in which he doesn't sit down and reflect on how much he f------ hates Aquaman. Anonymous 03/29/17(Wed)12:27:15 No.52430777 Anonymous 03/31/17(Fri)18:44:59 No.52471769 Is there ever a hour where Black Manta don't think about his hatred for Aquaman Quite literally the only reason he didn't kill himself when Aquaman died was because of the off chance that he came back to life since Manta is genre savvy enough to realize that heroes do that often Anonymous 03/29/17(Wed)12:29:34 No.52430813 Anonymou 18:50:27 No.52471853 Well, physically at least, he is still human, so he has to sleep at some point. But he probably uses a form of self-hypnosis to ensure that when he dreams, he dreams about hurting Aquama There is conflicting stories about why he does. It really doesn't matter, because his place is a implacably, actually threatening counter to Aquaman. Anonymous 03/29/17(Wed)12:29:45 No.52430817 s faking He just f------ hates him. Maybe there is something deeper but its a mystery so far since he keeps faking out actual origin stories. Honestly, part of the appeal is that he is just raw anger towards the king of the sea wrapped in a calm, hate-oozing package. He's the Joker but without having been ruined of all character through numerous iterati O Anonymous 03/29/17(Wed)1 48 No.52430849 s, well, I have students that are autisitic as f--- and none of them have tried to overthrow a PMC yet to fuel their crusade against me
File: black-manta-new-52/pg (96 KB, 618x412) Anonymous 02/22/17(Wed)05:43:49 No.901210949012112190121140 90121185>90121418 >9012143790121471 >90121568>90121617>>90121781 90122145>90122957 >90123029>90123691>90124826>90125587>>90126898 Damonashu 116 points 1 year ago I'd like to imagine that Black Manta spends his time awake at night thinking of new ways to reminds Aquaman how he killed his son. ALEX DEGEN MAGIC SERPLE 2018 @ADACTIVITY Save What's his problem? Zarester 74 points 1 year ago Hey, Aquaman. Help me with this crossword. 17 across, seven letters, 'another phrase for a dead body. The pacific ocean has 3.9 stars out of five on google maps Who the f--- is downvoting the ocean Anonymous 02/22/17(Wed)05:45:30 No.90121140 No. Has an O. Uhm, A corpse Nnnnope. Doesn't work. Oh! I got it!" What is it?" Your son!" uaman ТОВЕ FRANK- OUT OF TE Anonymous 02/22/17(Wed)05:50:22 No.90121286 Save Wow, he must really hate Aquaman Harhan Metal Gear Ray Romano 57 points-1 year ago Hey Aqua Man, Knock knock. Anonymous 02/22/17(Wed)06:03:46 No.90121559 The madman took over a terrorist organization that was on the verge of world domination just so he could use them to f--- with Aquaman. Manta is a man of sheer will and limitless potential sigh* "Whose there Black Manta? Not your son. 'Cus you know. I killed him. Share Save strips of serengeti Respect the Pipe 28 points 1 year ago I'm pretty sure Black Manta would just adopt an orphan and take it with him on his next nefarious plot, just so he could tell Aquaman that it's Take-Your-Son-To-Work Day, and rub in how great it is to be a father to a living child. And he'd treat the kid well and make him super happy just to rub it in. Share Save View Same Google qdb SauceNAO Aquaman_Vol 7_23.1_Black_Manta.jpg, 2MiB, 1920x2951 PLARAAnonymous Fri 24 Mar 2017 09:54:01 No.52342588 Report Quoted By: >>52344211 >> 52356342 >52342483 >>52331311 >52329634 Man, I love Black Manta. Especially his modern incarnation where he basically doesn't seem to have any personality at all except when f------ with Aquaman. He's basically Jason Vorhees or Mike Myers in terms of personality. And he's a member of the Legion of Doom. Can you imagine the poor schmuck that has to sit next to him in Legion meetings? Scarecrow's just sitting there, trying to have a nice conversation with Solomon Grundy (Born on a Wednesday), when Black Manta walks in and sits down and proceeds to just stare straight ahead, hands flat on the table, his only movement an occasional grinding of his teeth. The Legion has supervillains and mad scientists and near-literal gods and demons, and Scarecrow is stuck next to a man, smelling vaguely of fish and blood, who mostly just wants to kill people close to Aquaman with whatever's on-hand at the time. But at least it's better than the one time he tried to be social THE WFe AND KD Anonymous 03/29/17(Wed)22:49:55 No.52440454 "...Did you know that you can completely gut some species of fish, and if you put them back in the water, they'll keep on swimming?" In the beginning there was a formless presence which cast its gaze onto the new born universe As it gained form millennia later it thought but one thing One thought randomly generated and with no outside influence "...I must kill the sea." uck Anonymous 11/18/15(Wed)21:02:17 No.77559040 318 KB, 736x649 Anonymous 03/30/17(Thu)12:49:16 No.52448523 Black Manta is a man that both philosophically and symbolically with his suit has encased himself in hate I could only dream of creating an enemy this autistic and hate fueled to throw at my players. He is the living manifestation of human hatred brought upon him by the cruel Poseidon like forces of wrathful nature, represented by the ocean. Black Manta has made himself into the very same pitiless O Anonymous 03/31/17(Fri)18:20:20 No.52471419 irrational and savage force of hate that the earth lays upon humanity from the seas. He is to Aquaman what a hurricane is to humanity, who he sees as responsible for taking this reckoning upon himself as Lord of the oceans. He has the same all consuming hatred for Aquaman that Captain Ahab had for the white whale The fact that his true origin is purposely obscured makes him even more striking as a shapeless force of nature Anonymou F------ perfect. I need to add something like this to a superhero campaign of my own This guy is after you. You don't know why, or how, but he will do everything in his power to slowly destroy you and make you know it was him. And his power is significant. 3:07 No.52450280 F--- man, Manta has given so many reasons that turned out to be lies to f--- with Aquaman that the real reason could very well be that Manta woke up one day, poured himself a bowl fish-o's, turned on the news, saw Aquaman, and thought, "F--- that guy and everything he stands for But really, the reason doesn't matter anymore because Manta doesn't need it. Manta isn't a man anymore. Asking why Manta hates Aquaman is like asking why the stars burn or why gravity exists. They just do. Manta has long ago stopped having a reason beyond the fact that Aquaman exists. Manta has long ago stopped being a man. Now? Now Manta is much like the sea he spends so much time in. You can see it in his eyes, the pitiless cold and the cruel indifference Manta is a force of nature fueled by hate and spite that has long ago stopped having a reason for existing beyond the fact that it does Anonymous 03/29/17(Wed)12:46:58 No.52431077 It's like the OP pic says. He just really, really f------ hates Aquaman. He's givien multiple conflicting backstories and motivations, several of which he admits he made up just to f--- with Aquaman. At this point even if he remembers his original reason he probably doesn't care about it anymore. His sole purpose in life is to screw with Aquaman in any and every way he can. There is no line he won't cross, no action too petty, so long as it hurts Aquaman. He has bent his entire being around making Arthur's life as miserable as possible and he will never stop, never falter, never give up. He is to the king of the ocean what the sea is to angry sailors, cruel, uncaring, and relentless. He's Captain Ahab as a comic book character and we love him for it. Anon He literally just really f------ hates Aquaman. Everything he does is to f--- with Aquaman, any crimes he commits are purely either to f--- with Aquaman or to acquire funds to use to f--- with Aquaman. Not a day goes by in which he doesn't sit down and reflect on how much he f------ hates Aquaman. Anonymous 03/29/17(Wed)12:27:15 No.52430777 Anonymous 03/31/17(Fri)18:44:59 No.52471769 Is there ever a hour where Black Manta don't think about his hatred for Aquaman Quite literally the only reason he didn't kill himself when Aquaman died was because of the off chance that he came back to life since Manta is genre savvy enough to realize that heroes do that often Anonymous 03/29/17(Wed)12:29:34 No.52430813 Anonymou 18:50:27 No.52471853 Well, physically at least, he is still human, so he has to sleep at some point. But he probably uses a form of self-hypnosis to ensure that when he dreams, he dreams about hurting Aquama There is conflicting stories about why he does. It really doesn't matter, because his place is a implacably, actually threatening counter to Aquaman. Anonymous 03/29/17(Wed)12:29:45 No.52430817 s faking He just f------ hates him. Maybe there is something deeper but its a mystery so far since he keeps faking out actual origin stories. Honestly, part of the appeal is that he is just raw anger towards the king of the sea wrapped in a calm, hate-oozing package. He's the Joker but without having been ruined of all character through numerous iterati O Anonymous 03/29/17(Wed)1 48 No.52430849 s, well, I have students that are autisitic as f--- and none of them have tried to overthrow a PMC yet to fuel their crusade against me

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Los Tiburon, THE SHARK OF THE LAND, MASKED WRESTLER!

BROther Laughing Man !!6Ltud83uedY 11/20/10 (Sat)03:18 No.12863338 File 1290241136.jpg-(54 KB, 380x373, ist2_8136840-lucha-libre-wrest(...).jpg) playing half orc monk >decide to play something beyond weeaboo i am a master of martial arts' >spend 100 gp on inlaid mask with intricate tribal designs sewn on the side with a fin >BECOME LOS TIBURON, THE SHARK OF THE LAND, MASKED WRESTLER take feats revolving around grappling >grapple EVERYTHING >EVERYTHING EVERY. F------. THING. >including, but not limited to, a bear >final part of campaign >OH S--- DRAGON >dragon acts like a f-----, ducking into water and popping up to use breath weapon >f--- that, I'm charging his ass >brother, playing warforged fighter, assists my MIGHTY LEAP into the air, where I pose in mid-air, shouting about the HONOR OF THE MASK >TACKLE A F------ DRAGON >deal unarmed damage, latch on, take deep breath in preparation for the underwater struggle >dragon goes up. forgot they can actually fly >DM gives me option to let go before he goes up. F--- that, I'm still wrestling. >200 FEET IN THE AIR, STILL WRESTLING A DRAGON AND DEALING UNARMED DAMAGE >Dragon actually starts hurting me. Have to come up with a plan. BRILLIANCE STRIKES ME. >"I roll to pin." >Entire table is silent. >l roll to pin' his wings behind his back, so he can't fly anymore. >ENTIRE TABLE IS LEANING OVER SOI CAN MAKE MY ROLL OF DESTINY >NATURAL. F------. TWENTY >l pin the dragon's wings, sending it and me hurtling into ground. I have six seconds to make my final statement. >"I AM LOS TIBURON! And I am. a lucha!ll" >Dragon's neck snaps on impact >Through sheer luck or GM fiat, possibly both, I survive with -4 HP >Cleric puts me back at one, picks me up, holding one arm into the air >My brother immediately bangs his shield twice, making a bell noise >Party's bard/diplomancer: "And the winner is...Los Tiburon!" >high fives all around And that was the story of how I made it to level four. Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)03.22 No.12863367 P> Yes Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)03:29 No. 12863425 12863338 you win d&d forever
BROther Laughing Man !!6Ltud83uedY 11/20/10 (Sat)03:18 No.12863338 File 1290241136.jpg-(54 KB, 380x373, ist2_8136840-lucha-libre-wrest(...).jpg) playing half orc monk >decide to play something beyond weeaboo i am a master of martial arts' >spend 100 gp on inlaid mask with intricate tribal designs sewn on the side with a fin >BECOME LOS TIBURON, THE SHARK OF THE LAND, MASKED WRESTLER take feats revolving around grappling >grapple EVERYTHING >EVERYTHING EVERY. F------. THING. >including, but not limited to, a bear >final part of campaign >OH S--- DRAGON >dragon acts like a f-----, ducking into water and popping up to use breath weapon >f--- that, I'm charging his ass >brother, playing warforged fighter, assists my MIGHTY LEAP into the air, where I pose in mid-air, shouting about the HONOR OF THE MASK >TACKLE A F------ DRAGON >deal unarmed damage, latch on, take deep breath in preparation for the underwater struggle >dragon goes up. forgot they can actually fly >DM gives me option to let go before he goes up. F--- that, I'm still wrestling. >200 FEET IN THE AIR, STILL WRESTLING A DRAGON AND DEALING UNARMED DAMAGE >Dragon actually starts hurting me. Have to come up with a plan. BRILLIANCE STRIKES ME. >"I roll to pin." >Entire table is silent. >l roll to pin' his wings behind his back, so he can't fly anymore. >ENTIRE TABLE IS LEANING OVER SOI CAN MAKE MY ROLL OF DESTINY >NATURAL. F------. TWENTY >l pin the dragon's wings, sending it and me hurtling into ground. I have six seconds to make my final statement. >"I AM LOS TIBURON! And I am. a lucha!ll" >Dragon's neck snaps on impact >Through sheer luck or GM fiat, possibly both, I survive with -4 HP >Cleric puts me back at one, picks me up, holding one arm into the air >My brother immediately bangs his shield twice, making a bell noise >Party's bard/diplomancer: "And the winner is...Los Tiburon!" >high fives all around And that was the story of how I made it to level four. Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)03.22 No.12863367 P> Yes Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)03:29 No. 12863425 12863338 you win d&d forever

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Bloody Cephalopods!

File (15 KB, 250x313, 263 121289253884 jpg) Anonymous (ID: VIA3Psto) 07/25/12(Wed)17:54:13 No.414684814 >sitting at my house >decide to go out and scar a child forever swalk to local grocery store >buy a fresh squid swalk to local elementary school find the most beta awkward looking asian kid I can find >walk over to the kid with a bag slung around my back and my s-------- clothing on >right when he locks my eyes I fall to the ground and start seizing s"Kid I need your help [uurrk] my bacg [cough cough] get it out of my bag >the boy seems apprehensive >convulse more and whimper a little >kid pulls out the fresh squid and drops it on the ground >I pick it up and eat it raw trying to swallow as much as I could without choking >get up with relative ease >the kids face looks like I just shattered his whole universe >say "Thanks kid Im anemic, see you around" and walk awa Somewhere in the world there is a boy who believes low red blood cells can only be replenished with squid. You're welcome universe Anonymous (ID: tkVzdAia) 07/25/12(Wed)17:56:45 No.414685329 2 File: 1343253405359 ipg-(5 KB, 251x251, 1341885627405.jpg) 10/10 OP great work Anonymous (ID: +CODJblG) 07/25/12(Wed)17:58:13 No.414685631 my faith in humanity is restored Anonymous (ID: roP1FOYp) 07/25/12(Wed)17:59:04 No.414685826 File: 1343253544841.ipa-(74 KB. 294x312 9221227.ipg
File (15 KB, 250x313, 263 121289253884 jpg) Anonymous (ID: VIA3Psto) 07/25/12(Wed)17:54:13 No.414684814 >sitting at my house >decide to go out and scar a child forever swalk to local grocery store >buy a fresh squid swalk to local elementary school find the most beta awkward looking asian kid I can find >walk over to the kid with a bag slung around my back and my s-------- clothing on >right when he locks my eyes I fall to the ground and start seizing s"Kid I need your help [uurrk] my bacg [cough cough] get it out of my bag >the boy seems apprehensive >convulse more and whimper a little >kid pulls out the fresh squid and drops it on the ground >I pick it up and eat it raw trying to swallow as much as I could without choking >get up with relative ease >the kids face looks like I just shattered his whole universe >say "Thanks kid Im anemic, see you around" and walk awa Somewhere in the world there is a boy who believes low red blood cells can only be replenished with squid. You're welcome universe Anonymous (ID: tkVzdAia) 07/25/12(Wed)17:56:45 No.414685329 2 File: 1343253405359 ipg-(5 KB, 251x251, 1341885627405.jpg) 10/10 OP great work Anonymous (ID: +CODJblG) 07/25/12(Wed)17:58:13 No.414685631 my faith in humanity is restored Anonymous (ID: roP1FOYp) 07/25/12(Wed)17:59:04 No.414685826 File: 1343253544841.ipa-(74 KB. 294x312 9221227.ipg

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Someday anon, someday

Anonymous | 45947624 55 perccel ezelőtt Go on Tinder date with grill >She's slightly taller than me but I don't mind me Conversation goes well, we talk about hanging out again Later in the week text her to ask her out >She never replies >Check her Tinder profile again 68,6 kB JPG >She added her height to her bio When will I ever learn?
Anonymous | 45947624 55 perccel ezelőtt Go on Tinder date with grill >She's slightly taller than me but I don't mind me Conversation goes well, we talk about hanging out again Later in the week text her to ask her out >She never replies >Check her Tinder profile again 68,6 kB JPG >She added her height to her bio When will I ever learn?

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The tale of millie

Anonymous 03/07/18(Wed 22 2018 No.762081208 b I would like to tell a story one brings me to house party for the start of one 6/10 stacie drunkenly hits on me İAsomymous 03/07/18(Wed02221:19 No 762081 311 swearing a shirt of my favorite band no chair just the corner on the floor she loves the same music as I do turns out to be a real life fem-anon loves GTA, Red Dead, Portal, WwOW, games ike go to ask guy who's house the party is at if I can Millie tells me to lock the door ask her if she really wants to do this tell her we dont hawe to do anything offer to drtver her home in the morning Anonymous 03/07/18(Wed 22 2336 No.762031521 s even after drunken sleep she's a full 10/10 l dont move so that she can sleep sit on couch watching anime and other stuft we tells me her parents wont be home for a few days get to stare at a 10/10 beauty -she has to stare at some 5/10 f----- she runs and jumps on my back lm 63 230lbs, she's 410 1801bs -im not getting off till you take that back -get to the front door with her on my back Please dont leave me. Ill do anything to make tell her she doesn't have to do that tell her she doesnt have to be -she gives me some of her older brother, whos out -As I'm in there 1 hear the door open She steps in the shower with me dry off and go to her bed -c--- up eggs and salami with jam get boner with her on my lap after, she asks If I'm gonna leave her in bathroom when my mother texts to ask where l owhite lie, and say v been with friends and that Alright Anon just be home by Wednesday i Anonymous 03/07/18(Wed)22 28 23 No.762081859 go to sleep wither her on my chest wait 20 minutes for her to wake up so i can move neither of us had moved all night -stop to recharge via tendies and gatorade a she tels me she was gonna kill herself over the with that in my head I know that we both love -she spends Sunday just venting and drawing us that Stacie from the party slept with all 3 of her Millie was caled a w---- at school anyway the house party was the first time in months she had left the house and gone somewhere besides says she wanted to talk to me then saw Stacie she decided she would kill herself ower the break on Monday morning we wakeup early to watch a Tuesday we f--- one last time Stacie tries to sleep with me a couple times just i love Milie so much I turned down a 7/10 HS Milie and I go go same university she becomes an animator at a near by anime
Anonymous 03/07/18(Wed 22 2018 No.762081208 b I would like to tell a story one brings me to house party for the start of one 6/10 stacie drunkenly hits on me İAsomymous 03/07/18(Wed02221:19 No 762081 311 swearing a shirt of my favorite band no chair just the corner on the floor she loves the same music as I do turns out to be a real life fem-anon loves GTA, Red Dead, Portal, WwOW, games ike go to ask guy who's house the party is at if I can Millie tells me to lock the door ask her if she really wants to do this tell her we dont hawe to do anything offer to drtver her home in the morning Anonymous 03/07/18(Wed 22 2336 No.762031521 s even after drunken sleep she's a full 10/10 l dont move so that she can sleep sit on couch watching anime and other stuft we tells me her parents wont be home for a few days get to stare at a 10/10 beauty -she has to stare at some 5/10 f----- she runs and jumps on my back lm 63 230lbs, she's 410 1801bs -im not getting off till you take that back -get to the front door with her on my back Please dont leave me. Ill do anything to make tell her she doesn't have to do that tell her she doesnt have to be -she gives me some of her older brother, whos out -As I'm in there 1 hear the door open She steps in the shower with me dry off and go to her bed -c--- up eggs and salami with jam get boner with her on my lap after, she asks If I'm gonna leave her in bathroom when my mother texts to ask where l owhite lie, and say v been with friends and that Alright Anon just be home by Wednesday i Anonymous 03/07/18(Wed)22 28 23 No.762081859 go to sleep wither her on my chest wait 20 minutes for her to wake up so i can move neither of us had moved all night -stop to recharge via tendies and gatorade a she tels me she was gonna kill herself over the with that in my head I know that we both love -she spends Sunday just venting and drawing us that Stacie from the party slept with all 3 of her Millie was caled a w---- at school anyway the house party was the first time in months she had left the house and gone somewhere besides says she wanted to talk to me then saw Stacie she decided she would kill herself ower the break on Monday morning we wakeup early to watch a Tuesday we f--- one last time Stacie tries to sleep with me a couple times just i love Milie so much I turned down a 7/10 HS Milie and I go go same university she becomes an animator at a near by anime

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Anonymous 05/03/18(Thu)23:33:46 No.6650212 >be me >chad wannabe >got invited to a party >s--- was cash >4 hours passed and almost everyone left already >decided to go home >see a 9/10 blonde girl passed out on the back of my pick up truck >wut.png >look for any identification on her >drove to the address i found on her id >carried her all the way to their house >her mom thanks me and prolly thought i was her bf >go home and spank my monkey to some hentai sexual harassment is not cool. how was your day bros?
Anonymous 05/03/18(Thu)23:33:46 No.6650212 >be me >chad wannabe >got invited to a party >s--- was cash >4 hours passed and almost everyone left already >decided to go home >see a 9/10 blonde girl passed out on the back of my pick up truck >wut.png >look for any identification on her >drove to the address i found on her id >carried her all the way to their house >her mom thanks me and prolly thought i was her bf >go home and spank my monkey to some hentai sexual harassment is not cool. how was your day bros?

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thanks water

-File: 14665298815420.jpg (19 KB, 640x480) O Anonymous 04/04/18(Wed)20:58:42 No.764899807 [Replyl >Be Me >Thirsty >Drink water >Thirsty no more >Thanks water
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God bless this anon

I Blind GF Guy !!UeycR30ZBT3 12/25/12(Tue)13:58 No. 13897379 [▼] >213897442 >Get up before she does and make sure everything is ready Warm mug of apple cider for her, cold cup of eggnog for me >Too warm for a fire in the fireplace, unfortunately >All is well She taps her way into the living room and I fold her cane and set it aside, seat her on the floor next to the tree >She's wearing cute pajamas, ankle socks, and her hair (normally up in a ponytail) is down and rumpled Snap a few photos, finally get a really good one of her "looking" at the camera and smiling Dog barges in wanting attention Distract dog with his present (rawhide bone) >Presents! She wrapped all my presents, but they're kinda lopsided >Tear wrapping paper off first one... W--? Box is literally covered every square inch in multiple layers of duct tape >She giggles and asks if I need help opening it Dammit, how did she secure this thing so well? >Cheat and use Fairbairn-Sikes knife to cut it open >The big heavy box is filled with two bricks and a phonebook >The hell? Smaller gift inside, also wrapped in lopsided wrapping paper Unwrap gift >Halo 4 Sweet Long story short, she got me Halo 4, a sweater with a zip-up collar (1 like the look of it, she just got it because she liked how soft it felt), and a box of 9mm 147gr Golden Sabers. She giggles and tells me her mom was laughing at the look on the clerk's face when he sold a blind girl ammo Igot her some more songs for her iPod, a braille copy of the Hobbit (which she only had on tape), and a couple audio books she can listen to on her iPod (most of her audio books are on cassette 'cause the library dumped theirs and sold them for pennies). Then the big moment Blind GF Guy eycR3 ZBT3 1 225 12(Tue)14:09 No.1 3897502 ▼ >>13897550 >13897558 >> 3897567 2213897575 >>13897604 >> 13897622 13897627 >> 13897638 >>13897645 2213897696 13897817 >> 13897880 >>13897937 >>13897971 >>13898057 >Heart starts racing >Stay cool man, you got this >Hell, youve been shot at and weren't this nervous ADRENALINE DUMP >Stop that >"Oh, there's one last gift under the tree." >She waits expectantly >Put it in her hand >She shreds the wrapping paper (every woman in my family spends ten years carefully unwrapping everything so they can save the paper. She just tears through it like a chainsaw. I love her) Tiny box covered in velvet Adorably puzzled face; realize since she doesn't wear jewelry she doesn't recognize a jewelry box >She figures out how to open it and feels the ring inside >Suddenly, she freezes and turns bright red >"Will you marry me?" >My >"Um. >She squeeks again, then thrashes around wildly with her arms, finds me, and literally throws herself into my lap and crushes me in a bearhug >"Yes! Yesyesyesyesyesyes! >Oh gosh, she's crying only response is a high pitched squeek Sit there holding her awkwardly while she keeps making squeeking noises and crying into my chest >She finally calms down and asks me to put the ring on for her >Starts Spend the rest of the morning cuddling on the couch, not saying anything, until it's time to go meet the rest of the family to exchange presents and announce the good news My parents are ecstatic; dad nudges me and says, "About time >Her parents are ecstatic; her dad already knew since I asked his permission first (I'm old-fashioned, sue me) and invites me into the den for a private talk and a glass of something really strong Welcomes me to the family. >Eat lunch with family and friends, then come home s crying again when I slide it on; it's a little too big, but hey She's humming the Safety Dance to herself and playing Marco Polo with the dog while I post this God's in his heaven, all's right with the world. So, how was /k/s Christmas?
I Blind GF Guy !!UeycR30ZBT3 12/25/12(Tue)13:58 No. 13897379 [▼] >213897442 >Get up before she does and make sure everything is ready Warm mug of apple cider for her, cold cup of eggnog for me >Too warm for a fire in the fireplace, unfortunately >All is well She taps her way into the living room and I fold her cane and set it aside, seat her on the floor next to the tree >She's wearing cute pajamas, ankle socks, and her hair (normally up in a ponytail) is down and rumpled Snap a few photos, finally get a really good one of her "looking" at the camera and smiling Dog barges in wanting attention Distract dog with his present (rawhide bone) >Presents! She wrapped all my presents, but they're kinda lopsided >Tear wrapping paper off first one... W--? Box is literally covered every square inch in multiple layers of duct tape >She giggles and asks if I need help opening it Dammit, how did she secure this thing so well? >Cheat and use Fairbairn-Sikes knife to cut it open >The big heavy box is filled with two bricks and a phonebook >The hell? Smaller gift inside, also wrapped in lopsided wrapping paper Unwrap gift >Halo 4 Sweet Long story short, she got me Halo 4, a sweater with a zip-up collar (1 like the look of it, she just got it because she liked how soft it felt), and a box of 9mm 147gr Golden Sabers. She giggles and tells me her mom was laughing at the look on the clerk's face when he sold a blind girl ammo Igot her some more songs for her iPod, a braille copy of the Hobbit (which she only had on tape), and a couple audio books she can listen to on her iPod (most of her audio books are on cassette 'cause the library dumped theirs and sold them for pennies). Then the big moment Blind GF Guy eycR3 ZBT3 1 225 12(Tue)14:09 No.1 3897502 ▼ >>13897550 >13897558 >> 3897567 2213897575 >>13897604 >> 13897622 13897627 >> 13897638 >>13897645 2213897696 13897817 >> 13897880 >>13897937 >>13897971 >>13898057 >Heart starts racing >Stay cool man, you got this >Hell, youve been shot at and weren't this nervous ADRENALINE DUMP >Stop that >"Oh, there's one last gift under the tree." >She waits expectantly >Put it in her hand >She shreds the wrapping paper (every woman in my family spends ten years carefully unwrapping everything so they can save the paper. She just tears through it like a chainsaw. I love her) Tiny box covered in velvet Adorably puzzled face; realize since she doesn't wear jewelry she doesn't recognize a jewelry box >She figures out how to open it and feels the ring inside >Suddenly, she freezes and turns bright red >"Will you marry me?" >My >"Um. >She squeeks again, then thrashes around wildly with her arms, finds me, and literally throws herself into my lap and crushes me in a bearhug >"Yes! Yesyesyesyesyesyes! >Oh gosh, she's crying only response is a high pitched squeek Sit there holding her awkwardly while she keeps making squeeking noises and crying into my chest >She finally calms down and asks me to put the ring on for her >Starts Spend the rest of the morning cuddling on the couch, not saying anything, until it's time to go meet the rest of the family to exchange presents and announce the good news My parents are ecstatic; dad nudges me and says, "About time >Her parents are ecstatic; her dad already knew since I asked his permission first (I'm old-fashioned, sue me) and invites me into the den for a private talk and a glass of something really strong Welcomes me to the family. >Eat lunch with family and friends, then come home s crying again when I slide it on; it's a little too big, but hey She's humming the Safety Dance to herself and playing Marco Polo with the dog while I post this God's in his heaven, all's right with the world. So, how was /k/s Christmas?

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How to grow crystals

File 1250575195.jpg-(16 KB, 400x392, home made crystal.jpg) Anonymous 08/18/09(Tue)01:59:55 No.1 53495868 ITT: We make really cool crystals, and post results! Okay, so this is easy, you should have all of the chemicals needed around the house! Youll need around 5-over 9000 pennies (or copper coin from your country) and a straw, put these aside Get a clear jar, scoop 2 tablespoons of salt into it, and 1 tablespoon of baking soda Now the first important ingredient should be in the bathroom cleaning supplies Ammonia (any brand). Pour it in until the jar is 2/3 of the way full (as tall as you want the crystals to grow) The last ingredient is laundry bleach (careful not to spill on your clothes!), fill the rest of the jar Now drop the pennies into the bottom, and quickly take the straw and blow bubbles onto the pennies to get the crystals going You should begin to see stringy crystals form after about 30 seconds of blowing. That's it! The attached pic took around 10 minutes of steady blowing The pink and purple some from the production of copper-calciphate using the CO2 in your own breath! (blowing until youre dizzy actually increases the CO2 in your breath, giving better colors) Good luck! A few days later ile 1250976984.ipg-(16 KB, 400x392, juweel.jpg) Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)17:36:24 No.154571871 WELL THANKS ALOT B. I come every day on this site for like 2 months and I always participate in stuff and do the stuff thi site says but this time is almost f------ killed me I am writing this s--- from the hospital becausel alsmost f------ died. some s------- posted something to make crystals from some regular stuff everyone has. IfI remember it correctly it were: soda, salt, some pennies (the copper I needed), ammonia and a bit of laundry bleach. I had to mix it and blow through a straw untill I became dizzy because then there would be more CO2 in there so there would be nice colours in the crystal The docter said they found mustardgas or something in my body (WAT THE F---) and i was passed out for a few days Have to stay here for like 1 week more and my parants cut of the internet Thnx alot m------------.. hope everyone of you die Picture related... its the crystal he said I was going to get but instead I got something which almost killed me
File 1250575195.jpg-(16 KB, 400x392, home made crystal.jpg) Anonymous 08/18/09(Tue)01:59:55 No.1 53495868 ITT: We make really cool crystals, and post results! Okay, so this is easy, you should have all of the chemicals needed around the house! Youll need around 5-over 9000 pennies (or copper coin from your country) and a straw, put these aside Get a clear jar, scoop 2 tablespoons of salt into it, and 1 tablespoon of baking soda Now the first important ingredient should be in the bathroom cleaning supplies Ammonia (any brand). Pour it in until the jar is 2/3 of the way full (as tall as you want the crystals to grow) The last ingredient is laundry bleach (careful not to spill on your clothes!), fill the rest of the jar Now drop the pennies into the bottom, and quickly take the straw and blow bubbles onto the pennies to get the crystals going You should begin to see stringy crystals form after about 30 seconds of blowing. That's it! The attached pic took around 10 minutes of steady blowing The pink and purple some from the production of copper-calciphate using the CO2 in your own breath! (blowing until youre dizzy actually increases the CO2 in your breath, giving better colors) Good luck! A few days later ile 1250976984.ipg-(16 KB, 400x392, juweel.jpg) Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)17:36:24 No.154571871 WELL THANKS ALOT B. I come every day on this site for like 2 months and I always participate in stuff and do the stuff thi site says but this time is almost f------ killed me I am writing this s--- from the hospital becausel alsmost f------ died. some s------- posted something to make crystals from some regular stuff everyone has. IfI remember it correctly it were: soda, salt, some pennies (the copper I needed), ammonia and a bit of laundry bleach. I had to mix it and blow through a straw untill I became dizzy because then there would be more CO2 in there so there would be nice colours in the crystal The docter said they found mustardgas or something in my body (WAT THE F---) and i was passed out for a few days Have to stay here for like 1 week more and my parants cut of the internet Thnx alot m------------.. hope everyone of you die Picture related... its the crystal he said I was going to get but instead I got something which almost killed me

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Anon wears a burka. And this totally happened.

File (45 KB, 627x400) 口Bradley 03/29/16(Tue)13:43:56 No.27489824 > >>27489889 >>27489940>>27489981 >227490052 be me kissless virgin >27 years old live with mom so socially anxious that I can't leave the house without covering my face >terrified someone will make unobstructed eye contact wear a burka when going out one day walking down the street in my burka going to gas station to buy some MtDevw someone shouts that I am a terrorist and throws a beer bottle at me from their truck fuckthathurts.jpg a cop across the street sees and gives chase pulls him over, yanks him out of the truck, handcuffs him justice.tt cop waves me over maam, do you want to press charges? shitsrealnow.wav >bitch out, say no next day see police reports in local newspaper guy was charged with a hate crime for assaulting a minority >mfw I'm a white male
File (45 KB, 627x400) 口Bradley 03/29/16(Tue)13:43:56 No.27489824 > >>27489889 >>27489940>>27489981 >227490052 be me kissless virgin >27 years old live with mom so socially anxious that I can't leave the house without covering my face >terrified someone will make unobstructed eye contact wear a burka when going out one day walking down the street in my burka going to gas station to buy some MtDevw someone shouts that I am a terrorist and throws a beer bottle at me from their truck fuckthathurts.jpg a cop across the street sees and gives chase pulls him over, yanks him out of the truck, handcuffs him justice.tt cop waves me over maam, do you want to press charges? shitsrealnow.wav >bitch out, say no next day see police reports in local newspaper guy was charged with a hate crime for assaulting a minority >mfw I'm a white male

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Anon had a Dad

File: dad.jpg (78 KB, 717x550) File 1299418496.ipg-(23 KB, 399x382, DAD-SON1.jpg) ロ曰回Anonymous 03/06/11 (Sun)08:34:56 No.314002202 >>had the best dad of the world >>always used to play with me after work, really loved me and my bro >>one day, i came back from elementary school s>mom was all furious and angry and stuff >> i asked what happened and where dad is >> she told me he broke up with her, got another woman and a kid >> didnt understand the world s> dad would never do such a thing >> went to my room, after 5 hours i realised dad would not come back >> was really sad, started crying and stuff >> one month passed, not a single sign from dad >> the next 3 months, sadness changed to anger >> how could he just leave me without even saying goodbye >> years passed, started to forgot about him >> already had a familiy and own childs, loved them really much >> the more i loved my children, the more i could not understand how he could have done that to me >> one day, my aunt called me saying my dad was about to die of cancer >> didnt give a flying f---, he forgot me >> later my wife told me i had to go to visit him s> arrived at hometown hospital >> everybody was there, even my mom for some reason >> everybody was crying, he just died. >> did not shed a single tear >> 3 days later, my mom gave me an f------ huge basket full of letters >>said that it was from my dad to me and she was sorry that she didn't gave them to me >> my heart crushed >> moments of silence, then went banana and hit mom in face and stuff s> later went to dads flat to take things and stuff >> there was no f------ other family > it was a one-man-flat, one bed s> and in the middle of the living room ss in the middle of the living room >there was a picture of my brother, my mom and me
File: dad.jpg (78 KB, 717x550) File 1299418496.ipg-(23 KB, 399x382, DAD-SON1.jpg) ロ曰回Anonymous 03/06/11 (Sun)08:34:56 No.314002202 >>had the best dad of the world >>always used to play with me after work, really loved me and my bro >>one day, i came back from elementary school s>mom was all furious and angry and stuff >> i asked what happened and where dad is >> she told me he broke up with her, got another woman and a kid >> didnt understand the world s> dad would never do such a thing >> went to my room, after 5 hours i realised dad would not come back >> was really sad, started crying and stuff >> one month passed, not a single sign from dad >> the next 3 months, sadness changed to anger >> how could he just leave me without even saying goodbye >> years passed, started to forgot about him >> already had a familiy and own childs, loved them really much >> the more i loved my children, the more i could not understand how he could have done that to me >> one day, my aunt called me saying my dad was about to die of cancer >> didnt give a flying f---, he forgot me >> later my wife told me i had to go to visit him s> arrived at hometown hospital >> everybody was there, even my mom for some reason >> everybody was crying, he just died. >> did not shed a single tear >> 3 days later, my mom gave me an f------ huge basket full of letters >>said that it was from my dad to me and she was sorry that she didn't gave them to me >> my heart crushed >> moments of silence, then went banana and hit mom in face and stuff s> later went to dads flat to take things and stuff >> there was no f------ other family > it was a one-man-flat, one bed s> and in the middle of the living room ss in the middle of the living room >there was a picture of my brother, my mom and me

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Just Like Yeezy

Anonymous No.52246692 6 hours ago T T: times you acted like Yeezy >Be me invited to family Christmas dinner >Show up two hours late, family already eating "Anon, we waited an hour for you to show up!" ShoutYou should be honored by my lateness! That I would even show up to this fake s---!" "Anon, sit down and eat >Start popping Rosé over the Christmas ham yelling Tonight, we gone do everything that the Kan like! Dad and uncle throw me out Yell "No one man should have all this power!" Go home to cry and write a bunch of songs with references to suicide 3 replies
Anonymous No.52246692 6 hours ago T T: times you acted like Yeezy >Be me invited to family Christmas dinner >Show up two hours late, family already eating "Anon, we waited an hour for you to show up!" ShoutYou should be honored by my lateness! That I would even show up to this fake s---!" "Anon, sit down and eat >Start popping Rosé over the Christmas ham yelling Tonight, we gone do everything that the Kan like! Dad and uncle throw me out Yell "No one man should have all this power!" Go home to cry and write a bunch of songs with references to suicide 3 replies

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Women are a Meme

File: 5135301macca-face16 1ipg (21 KB, 355x500) Anonymous 10/19/14(Sun)06:02:42 No. 50761868 File: uwot.png (126 KB, 251x250) Anonymous 10/19/14(Sun)11:51:51 No.50768445 Anonymous 10/19/14(Sun)03:14:08 No. 50759861 >>50759888>>50759995 >>50762022 50767542 >>50767716 50760690 we are now the uncontested heavyweight champions in shitposting, move over s4s >Talking about the Beatles with a grill > Tell her I find them quite good just a little overrated >She goes into a fit about how I 'don't get it and how I probably only know one or two songs > Tell her that I have listened to the entire discography multiple times >Well anon if you actually did then you cannot possibly think like that!! >50760690 women are a meme what have my sides done to deserve this punishment? Anonymous 10/19/14(Sun)11:53:42 No.50768502 File: 1408137255865.ipg (84 KB, 768x1024) Why do people flip s--- if you even dare to question the Beatles? 50760690 Anonymous 10/19/14(Sun)04:19:29 No.5076069050760724 50761390 50761485 50761686 5076169050761704 50761716 50761833 50761868 50761947 5076198650762481 5076413550764811 50766233 50766354 50766537 5076688550767358 50767704 50767754 50767779 50767815 >50767848 >50768137 >50768265 >50768274 50768319 >50768347 >50768445>50768502 >50768548 women are a meme do not take them seriously you dumbass she read that like she was in a mean girls movie or something some tumblr core film probably told her the Beatles are "good" Anonymous 10/19/14(Sun)11:44:51 No.50768274 Anonymous 10/19/14(Sun)11:23:27 No.50767754 Anonymous 10/19/14(Sun)05:48:02 No.50761686 File: kekingin1080p.ipg (489 KB, 1920x1080) Anonymous 10/19/14(Sun)11:21:15 No. 50767704 ile: 1373815668452 ipg (55 KB, 346x346) glad I'm browsing /mul today This is the logical conclusion of memetics. Good job, anon >50760690 >women are a meme N---- you d 50760690 >women are a meme This is it, it's finally happened We've reached the pinnacle of post memery 1080 Anonymous 10/19/14(Sun)11:07:49 No. 50767358、2:50768246 PASIt isn't getting any better than this, guys >50760690 This is logical conclution to all those "Women and music" threads. All those endless threads summarized in 4 words "WOMEN ARE A MEME". This is history
File: 5135301macca-face16 1ipg (21 KB, 355x500) Anonymous 10/19/14(Sun)06:02:42 No. 50761868 File: uwot.png (126 KB, 251x250) Anonymous 10/19/14(Sun)11:51:51 No.50768445 Anonymous 10/19/14(Sun)03:14:08 No. 50759861 >>50759888>>50759995 >>50762022 50767542 >>50767716 50760690 we are now the uncontested heavyweight champions in shitposting, move over s4s >Talking about the Beatles with a grill > Tell her I find them quite good just a little overrated >She goes into a fit about how I 'don't get it and how I probably only know one or two songs > Tell her that I have listened to the entire discography multiple times >Well anon if you actually did then you cannot possibly think like that!! >50760690 women are a meme what have my sides done to deserve this punishment? Anonymous 10/19/14(Sun)11:53:42 No.50768502 File: 1408137255865.ipg (84 KB, 768x1024) Why do people flip s--- if you even dare to question the Beatles? 50760690 Anonymous 10/19/14(Sun)04:19:29 No.5076069050760724 50761390 50761485 50761686 5076169050761704 50761716 50761833 50761868 50761947 5076198650762481 5076413550764811 50766233 50766354 50766537 5076688550767358 50767704 50767754 50767779 50767815 >50767848 >50768137 >50768265 >50768274 50768319 >50768347 >50768445>50768502 >50768548 women are a meme do not take them seriously you dumbass she read that like she was in a mean girls movie or something some tumblr core film probably told her the Beatles are "good" Anonymous 10/19/14(Sun)11:44:51 No.50768274 Anonymous 10/19/14(Sun)11:23:27 No.50767754 Anonymous 10/19/14(Sun)05:48:02 No.50761686 File: kekingin1080p.ipg (489 KB, 1920x1080) Anonymous 10/19/14(Sun)11:21:15 No. 50767704 ile: 1373815668452 ipg (55 KB, 346x346) glad I'm browsing /mul today This is the logical conclusion of memetics. Good job, anon >50760690 >women are a meme N---- you d 50760690 >women are a meme This is it, it's finally happened We've reached the pinnacle of post memery 1080 Anonymous 10/19/14(Sun)11:07:49 No. 50767358、2:50768246 PASIt isn't getting any better than this, guys >50760690 This is logical conclution to all those "Women and music" threads. All those endless threads summarized in 4 words "WOMEN ARE A MEME". This is history

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Umbrella Saga

Anonymous 09/20/17(Wed)20:28 42 No 745707443 File: Wave's Greentext png (256 KB, 739x811) me >some m----- child takes a particular disliking to me >have always used father's or brother's take personal offence to this and proceed to find the cheapest umbrella out there a to this day half a dollar and isn't too shabby >has some fake wood handle which looks nice despite its fakeness and it's very compact- one of those flimsy retractable ones >it deploys by powerful internal spring operation short Juden is acting like he owns the place to be within range pulls out his slingshot and by chance hits me in the head with a small steel blb r you want to call it >sitting on sideline of football match waiting to play when ball flies through the air at mach 0.86 and is going to hit some anon in the face the power of the umbrella enhances my reflexes and I catch the ball on the collapsed canopy of the retracted umbrella decelerating to a stop and balancing it on the side like a ball on a bat >he is go to changing room and the Juden is noisily s--- talking other Jew tells him to stfu >Juden dismisses it and decides to start mocking my new friend's eyes jump up onto one of the benches with umbrella in hand, challenging Juden to a duel the mistround of saying I lost the war Deutschland über alles >point umbrella at his face and press the release button the umbrella impacts the centre of his melon and he is stunned, stumbling backwards into the concrete wall □ Anonymous 09/20/17(Wed)20:32 30 No.745707609 he has hit his head and looks like he is having a stroke heh no further confrontation with Juden for a long time >fat English friend of mine sits on the umbrella inadvertently at the news of its demise return assess the damage and considering how much I enjoy fixing things I accept the challenge rule one: can only use parts which come off the umbrella to repair it and one type of glue rule three: must be repaired of damage by the following day it was incurred >tricky fix and some features were sacrificed but I arrive at school the next day triumphantly is found by many s umbrella is snatched from my grasp and used to beat someone over the head news of its second demise circulates >kid who got hit complains to the powers that be next day umbrellas now require a permit to say that they are safely designed and cannot be used as weapons or will be confiscated obtain my umbrella permit and it is registered in the school's health and safety database >fast forward four days an unsolicited game of capture the umbrella breaks out and the handle comes off among other things quickly gather the pieces to conceal the damage as I risk having my umbrella permit voided perform crude surgery on the umbrella for which I am starting to become a bit sentimental urn up next day with umbrella no longer extends properly and a locking pin is needed to secure it in the deployed position but still works umbrella has become legendary and students ask if they can hold it almost all of the teachers have no idea what is going on and those who do are believers in the umbrella's power Anonymous 09/20/17(Wed)20:33:46 No.745707671 umbrella is the victim of a hit and run attack me and take the >news gets out and an all out banzai charge takes place with half the junior school hunting down the four seniors that took it the operation was a failure one week later the umbrella is found in a roadside drain next anon student kneels before me and returns the umbrella ceremoniously >he is rewarded for his diligence and honesty in slushie format a is critically damaged and the fabric canopy come off but I manage to repair it >umbrella is now barely functional but still it continues to prove undefeatable and my umbrella permit is still valid >two minor inversions due to wind take place over the next week and then the approaching summer no longer necessitates the presence of the umbrella sdecide to leave it at home for the duration of the summer for the sake of preservation despite many disciples of the umbrella trying to convince me otherwise fast forward four months >a freak rainstorm sparks fake news of the umbrella's second coming othe hype dies down after another two months but a buzz slowly builds as the dry season draws to a close >prophesy the return of the umbrella after the school holidays cult >copycat umbrellas appear with others attempting to capture some of my umbrella's followers but my umbrella proves to be truly unique and they uphold the ways of the one and only true umbrella >"thou shall have no other umbrellas before me one week into the semester tries to get the schoofs history club which is basically the Soviet Union club to beat the s--- out of me tries to get his older brother to beat the s--- out of me on the football pitch during lunchtime in broad view of several teachers Anonymous 09/20/17(Wed)20:34 33 No.745707708 he is the least coordinated swings wildly at me and I don't even need to duck person two female teachers are frantically trying to arrive at the epicentre to break up the fight, one of them almost passing out from the exertion of a light jog one male teacher is seen laughing his arse off as soon as the lunatic swings swift strike to the side of his head with the umbrella which had slowly become lighter and more agile he slips in the mud, surprised at the speed of the umbrella pull out tattered umbrella permit and verify that it was deemed safe for the school and did not count as a weapon charges dropped and parents were told about the incident but no punishment was issued >Juden brother claimed he was just playing around and that it was a misunderstanding, thus avoiding his own punishment umbrella is now a mainstream meme in school and is almost confiscated on numerous occasions >teachers are beginning to realise the power of the umbrella and many seek to harness it half Japanese friend now uses the umbrella for shading himself from the sun when I need someone else to carry it teachers can do nothing to take it from him as it is used for his health and safety fast forward four weeks waitng onet appears chalans defly relieves me audible tira >a bus is pulling away from the stop, some of the students on it seeing the traumatic event unfolding whille the crowd at the stop looks on in shock >Juden-child thrusts the umbrella beneath the rear tyres of the bus and there is a sickening crunch he quickly gets into his getaway vehicle before chaos ensues, obviously having thoroughly planned the operation beforehand Anonymous 09/20/17(Wed)20:40:25 No.745707962 hailstone the size of a tennis ball impacts the top of the metal shaft and the ball of ice shatters along with the entire umbrella wrist hurts like f--- some of the ice has gone down the back of my jacket feels then it hits me like the hailstone should have that moment when you realise that by sacrificing itself, the umbrella saved your life damage is so severe that the umbrella is now unrecognisable as having been an umbrella when the only thing that could possibly kill the umbrella after surviving years of abuse is the very thing it's designed to be able to handle man reports of the final demise of the umbrella are slow to filter into the student consciousness confirm that the umbrella had been destroyed in saving me from almost certain death the s someone tries to make a new umbrella by breaking one slightly and doing a real s--- job of fixing it it's not the same and nobody follows school morale is at an all time low eventually school life begins to move on but there is still a void which could only have been filled by the umbrella >former society members and the KGB threaten to leak each other's identities as the treaty collapses into a war of mutually assured detentions fast forward a lot to my last couple of weeks of high school find the mangled remains of what once was the umbrella down the side of my bed get chills grin kek fast forward the secret umbrella soclety is brought back together and the peace treaty with the commies is reinstated worked harder on rebuilding the umbrella than I did on any of my subjects that year last day 一() Anonymous 09 20/17(Wed)20 41 03 No.745707993 トヅ45708201 745710164 walk into final assembly very late through double doors at the back of the hal with the umbrella open over my head it's stitched together and comprised of approximately 30% of the materials it was made from and it is only semi-waterproof but it st work$ loudly hum some rap music from early 2000s the look on Juden-manlet's face the look on the dean's face the look on my face the final triumph the umbrella is given a name on that last day >it is the genuine u it is the real slim shady guess who's back
Anonymous 09/20/17(Wed)20:28 42 No 745707443 File: Wave's Greentext png (256 KB, 739x811) me >some m----- child takes a particular disliking to me >have always used father's or brother's take personal offence to this and proceed to find the cheapest umbrella out there a to this day half a dollar and isn't too shabby >has some fake wood handle which looks nice despite its fakeness and it's very compact- one of those flimsy retractable ones >it deploys by powerful internal spring operation short Juden is acting like he owns the place to be within range pulls out his slingshot and by chance hits me in the head with a small steel blb r you want to call it >sitting on sideline of football match waiting to play when ball flies through the air at mach 0.86 and is going to hit some anon in the face the power of the umbrella enhances my reflexes and I catch the ball on the collapsed canopy of the retracted umbrella decelerating to a stop and balancing it on the side like a ball on a bat >he is go to changing room and the Juden is noisily s--- talking other Jew tells him to stfu >Juden dismisses it and decides to start mocking my new friend's eyes jump up onto one of the benches with umbrella in hand, challenging Juden to a duel the mistround of saying I lost the war Deutschland über alles >point umbrella at his face and press the release button the umbrella impacts the centre of his melon and he is stunned, stumbling backwards into the concrete wall □ Anonymous 09/20/17(Wed)20:32 30 No.745707609 he has hit his head and looks like he is having a stroke heh no further confrontation with Juden for a long time >fat English friend of mine sits on the umbrella inadvertently at the news of its demise return assess the damage and considering how much I enjoy fixing things I accept the challenge rule one: can only use parts which come off the umbrella to repair it and one type of glue rule three: must be repaired of damage by the following day it was incurred >tricky fix and some features were sacrificed but I arrive at school the next day triumphantly is found by many s umbrella is snatched from my grasp and used to beat someone over the head news of its second demise circulates >kid who got hit complains to the powers that be next day umbrellas now require a permit to say that they are safely designed and cannot be used as weapons or will be confiscated obtain my umbrella permit and it is registered in the school's health and safety database >fast forward four days an unsolicited game of capture the umbrella breaks out and the handle comes off among other things quickly gather the pieces to conceal the damage as I risk having my umbrella permit voided perform crude surgery on the umbrella for which I am starting to become a bit sentimental urn up next day with umbrella no longer extends properly and a locking pin is needed to secure it in the deployed position but still works umbrella has become legendary and students ask if they can hold it almost all of the teachers have no idea what is going on and those who do are believers in the umbrella's power Anonymous 09/20/17(Wed)20:33:46 No.745707671 umbrella is the victim of a hit and run attack me and take the >news gets out and an all out banzai charge takes place with half the junior school hunting down the four seniors that took it the operation was a failure one week later the umbrella is found in a roadside drain next anon student kneels before me and returns the umbrella ceremoniously >he is rewarded for his diligence and honesty in slushie format a is critically damaged and the fabric canopy come off but I manage to repair it >umbrella is now barely functional but still it continues to prove undefeatable and my umbrella permit is still valid >two minor inversions due to wind take place over the next week and then the approaching summer no longer necessitates the presence of the umbrella sdecide to leave it at home for the duration of the summer for the sake of preservation despite many disciples of the umbrella trying to convince me otherwise fast forward four months >a freak rainstorm sparks fake news of the umbrella's second coming othe hype dies down after another two months but a buzz slowly builds as the dry season draws to a close >prophesy the return of the umbrella after the school holidays cult >copycat umbrellas appear with others attempting to capture some of my umbrella's followers but my umbrella proves to be truly unique and they uphold the ways of the one and only true umbrella >"thou shall have no other umbrellas before me one week into the semester tries to get the schoofs history club which is basically the Soviet Union club to beat the s--- out of me tries to get his older brother to beat the s--- out of me on the football pitch during lunchtime in broad view of several teachers Anonymous 09/20/17(Wed)20:34 33 No.745707708 he is the least coordinated swings wildly at me and I don't even need to duck person two female teachers are frantically trying to arrive at the epicentre to break up the fight, one of them almost passing out from the exertion of a light jog one male teacher is seen laughing his arse off as soon as the lunatic swings swift strike to the side of his head with the umbrella which had slowly become lighter and more agile he slips in the mud, surprised at the speed of the umbrella pull out tattered umbrella permit and verify that it was deemed safe for the school and did not count as a weapon charges dropped and parents were told about the incident but no punishment was issued >Juden brother claimed he was just playing around and that it was a misunderstanding, thus avoiding his own punishment umbrella is now a mainstream meme in school and is almost confiscated on numerous occasions >teachers are beginning to realise the power of the umbrella and many seek to harness it half Japanese friend now uses the umbrella for shading himself from the sun when I need someone else to carry it teachers can do nothing to take it from him as it is used for his health and safety fast forward four weeks waitng onet appears chalans defly relieves me audible tira >a bus is pulling away from the stop, some of the students on it seeing the traumatic event unfolding whille the crowd at the stop looks on in shock >Juden-child thrusts the umbrella beneath the rear tyres of the bus and there is a sickening crunch he quickly gets into his getaway vehicle before chaos ensues, obviously having thoroughly planned the operation beforehand Anonymous 09/20/17(Wed)20:40:25 No.745707962 hailstone the size of a tennis ball impacts the top of the metal shaft and the ball of ice shatters along with the entire umbrella wrist hurts like f--- some of the ice has gone down the back of my jacket feels then it hits me like the hailstone should have that moment when you realise that by sacrificing itself, the umbrella saved your life damage is so severe that the umbrella is now unrecognisable as having been an umbrella when the only thing that could possibly kill the umbrella after surviving years of abuse is the very thing it's designed to be able to handle man reports of the final demise of the umbrella are slow to filter into the student consciousness confirm that the umbrella had been destroyed in saving me from almost certain death the s someone tries to make a new umbrella by breaking one slightly and doing a real s--- job of fixing it it's not the same and nobody follows school morale is at an all time low eventually school life begins to move on but there is still a void which could only have been filled by the umbrella >former society members and the KGB threaten to leak each other's identities as the treaty collapses into a war of mutually assured detentions fast forward a lot to my last couple of weeks of high school find the mangled remains of what once was the umbrella down the side of my bed get chills grin kek fast forward the secret umbrella soclety is brought back together and the peace treaty with the commies is reinstated worked harder on rebuilding the umbrella than I did on any of my subjects that year last day 一() Anonymous 09 20/17(Wed)20 41 03 No.745707993 トヅ45708201 745710164 walk into final assembly very late through double doors at the back of the hal with the umbrella open over my head it's stitched together and comprised of approximately 30% of the materials it was made from and it is only semi-waterproof but it st work$ loudly hum some rap music from early 2000s the look on Juden-manlet's face the look on the dean's face the look on my face the final triumph the umbrella is given a name on that last day >it is the genuine u it is the real slim shady guess who's back

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Tastes Like Dog Food Smells... DELICIOUS

: Anonymous 12/29/16 (Thu)00:58:27 No.716868649 >>716868649 (OP) # >My c-- smells exactly like our dog's food Short story/b be me >fapping c-- on a tissue >put it in trash My c-- smells exactly like our What the f--- man 73 KB JPG dog's food >went to bathroom came back to my room >mfw the f------ dog was chewing the tissue i just put in the trash >mfw i let the dog eat the whole tissue >dog got diarrhea the next day 81 KB JPG >>71 6872936 # :Anonymous 12/29/16(Thu)01:28:41 No.716872118 mother has no idea Anonymous 12/29/16(Thu)01:05:38 No.716869442 649 (OP)# >>716869946 # L my c-- smells exactly like our dog's food 12 KB JPG OP what is wrong with you? Anonymous 12/29/16(Thu)01:07:05 No.716869585 TAST ES 1.58 MB GIF >>71 6868649 (OP) # why the f--- does your c-- smell like dog food and cause diarrhea? t Anonymous 12/29/16(Thu)01:10:1N716869946 may the lord have mercy on your sou S> Idk why it smells and also tastes like it And diarrhea because he ate the tissue too Anonymous12/29/16(Thu)01:21:14 No.716871240 >>716869946# >Idk why it smells and also tastes like it and also tastes like it >Tastes like it 6 KB JPG tastes like it 81 KB JPG >>716872936 #
: Anonymous 12/29/16 (Thu)00:58:27 No.716868649 >>716868649 (OP) # >My c-- smells exactly like our dog's food Short story/b be me >fapping c-- on a tissue >put it in trash My c-- smells exactly like our What the f--- man 73 KB JPG dog's food >went to bathroom came back to my room >mfw the f------ dog was chewing the tissue i just put in the trash >mfw i let the dog eat the whole tissue >dog got diarrhea the next day 81 KB JPG >>71 6872936 # :Anonymous 12/29/16(Thu)01:28:41 No.716872118 mother has no idea Anonymous 12/29/16(Thu)01:05:38 No.716869442 649 (OP)# >>716869946 # L my c-- smells exactly like our dog's food 12 KB JPG OP what is wrong with you? Anonymous 12/29/16(Thu)01:07:05 No.716869585 TAST ES 1.58 MB GIF >>71 6868649 (OP) # why the f--- does your c-- smell like dog food and cause diarrhea? t Anonymous 12/29/16(Thu)01:10:1N716869946 may the lord have mercy on your sou S> Idk why it smells and also tastes like it And diarrhea because he ate the tissue too Anonymous12/29/16(Thu)01:21:14 No.716871240 >>716869946# >Idk why it smells and also tastes like it and also tastes like it >Tastes like it 6 KB JPG tastes like it 81 KB JPG >>716872936 #

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「Anonymous 08/09/13(Fri)21:29 No.4704327 Replies: >>4704330224705680 File: 1376098 142891 jpg-(30 KB, 400x300, Subway_Footlong_Oven_Roas(. .).jpg) GD >be at subway >walk in, stand in line, never make eye contact >girl asks what I want, I'm pretty sure she's a qt but I didn't look at her >"I want a roast beef" What kind of bread do you want"? "I already said roast beef." Trying to sound alpha by making my voice unnaturally low It comes out all husky and wavering, not what I hoped for sshe says "ooooooook" >starts making my sandwich on white bread l really wanted wheat but too beta to say anything >Try to play it off by leaning on the counter trying to look really cool and comfortable >"hey, I just cleaned that glass!!! I'm gonna have to charge you extra now!" >looking back, she was just joking around and trying to be fun >didn't realize it at the time though >cross my arms looking at the ground angrily, start clearing my throat really hard the workers are looking at me and giggling now stry to frown and furrow my brow, they can't know my true anxiety >OK what kind of veggies would you like? I only want a few veggies, too shy to go over the whole thing though I'd rather just take off what I don't like at home Pull up my gaze and look her straight in the eyes >cross my eyes a little though so she looks blurry and I can't really tell I'm making eye contact deepest, most clint eastwood type voice I anxiously grumble "1 want EVERYTHING" at this point the whole back line is laughing at me >I turn away from them and cross my arms across my chest, gazing out the front windows >she calls over my shoulder, "Everything?" >my energy is spent, I stand there and say nothing >hands are shaking, sweating now >l feel my alpha ruse is beginning to wear thin, I quickly turn around and storm to the cash register Slam a 20 on the counter so they can hear it, then get scared and try not to look at anybody >somebody rings up my order, hands me $5 something back in change > "Oh, I can't remember did you give me a 10 or 20? "KEEP THE CHANGE I growl, but my voice cracks >Actually poor >paid $15 for a sandwich
「Anonymous 08/09/13(Fri)21:29 No.4704327 Replies: >>4704330224705680 File: 1376098 142891 jpg-(30 KB, 400x300, Subway_Footlong_Oven_Roas(. .).jpg) GD >be at subway >walk in, stand in line, never make eye contact >girl asks what I want, I'm pretty sure she's a qt but I didn't look at her >"I want a roast beef" What kind of bread do you want"? "I already said roast beef." Trying to sound alpha by making my voice unnaturally low It comes out all husky and wavering, not what I hoped for sshe says "ooooooook" >starts making my sandwich on white bread l really wanted wheat but too beta to say anything >Try to play it off by leaning on the counter trying to look really cool and comfortable >"hey, I just cleaned that glass!!! I'm gonna have to charge you extra now!" >looking back, she was just joking around and trying to be fun >didn't realize it at the time though >cross my arms looking at the ground angrily, start clearing my throat really hard the workers are looking at me and giggling now stry to frown and furrow my brow, they can't know my true anxiety >OK what kind of veggies would you like? I only want a few veggies, too shy to go over the whole thing though I'd rather just take off what I don't like at home Pull up my gaze and look her straight in the eyes >cross my eyes a little though so she looks blurry and I can't really tell I'm making eye contact deepest, most clint eastwood type voice I anxiously grumble "1 want EVERYTHING" at this point the whole back line is laughing at me >I turn away from them and cross my arms across my chest, gazing out the front windows >she calls over my shoulder, "Everything?" >my energy is spent, I stand there and say nothing >hands are shaking, sweating now >l feel my alpha ruse is beginning to wear thin, I quickly turn around and storm to the cash register Slam a 20 on the counter so they can hear it, then get scared and try not to look at anybody >somebody rings up my order, hands me $5 something back in change > "Oh, I can't remember did you give me a 10 or 20? "KEEP THE CHANGE I growl, but my voice cracks >Actually poor >paid $15 for a sandwich

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Spider-Man Director's Cut

File: uncle-ben.jpg (182 KB, 1600x1204) O Anonymous 09/08/16 Thu 21:26:39 No.741 34238 274 134347 274 135614 > 74135648 >>741 36140 >-74 136699 74137080 >"You know, Peter, with great power comes great responsibility. Rudyard Kipling called it "White Man's Burden." Myself, I just call it as I see it: the reaponsibility of the master to discipline the servant." >Ben looks directly at the camera >"The n------, the spics, the chinks...It's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall dangle from the elm tree. The Day of the Rope is near, Pete. We'll have every n----- in this country dead or in chains in 10 years, and may God have me shot in a carjacking this very night if I'm wrong. God bless the American Nazi Party." I remember watching this scene in 2002 as a boy, it felt like Uncle Ben was talking right to me. Raimi was on another level with this film. Anonymous 09/08/16(Thu)21:30:15 No.74134347>74134583 >>74134997 >>74136200 >>74136520 2274 134238 (OP) # that never happened Anonymous 09/08/16(Thu)21:31:43 No.74134394 Great moment in film and nice twist to the original story O Anonymous 09/08/16(Thu)21:38:04 No.74134583 >>74134347 # he didn't see the original cut What a pleb Anonymous 09/08/16(Thu)21:45:22 No.74134820>74134987 Why did Peter r--- the landlord's daughter? l thought he was gay
File: uncle-ben.jpg (182 KB, 1600x1204) O Anonymous 09/08/16 Thu 21:26:39 No.741 34238 274 134347 274 135614 > 74135648 >>741 36140 >-74 136699 74137080 >"You know, Peter, with great power comes great responsibility. Rudyard Kipling called it "White Man's Burden." Myself, I just call it as I see it: the reaponsibility of the master to discipline the servant." >Ben looks directly at the camera >"The n------, the spics, the chinks...It's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall dangle from the elm tree. The Day of the Rope is near, Pete. We'll have every n----- in this country dead or in chains in 10 years, and may God have me shot in a carjacking this very night if I'm wrong. God bless the American Nazi Party." I remember watching this scene in 2002 as a boy, it felt like Uncle Ben was talking right to me. Raimi was on another level with this film. Anonymous 09/08/16(Thu)21:30:15 No.74134347>74134583 >>74134997 >>74136200 >>74136520 2274 134238 (OP) # that never happened Anonymous 09/08/16(Thu)21:31:43 No.74134394 Great moment in film and nice twist to the original story O Anonymous 09/08/16(Thu)21:38:04 No.74134583 >>74134347 # he didn't see the original cut What a pleb Anonymous 09/08/16(Thu)21:45:22 No.74134820>74134987 Why did Peter r--- the landlord's daughter? l thought he was gay

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How to Small Talk With Cashier

please help Anonymous No.37046761 29 minutes ago Please help me r9k my life is f------ over >Mother's day yesterday Go out to buy some flowers >Picked some nice ones, at the cash register, qt3.14 cashier smiles and says "Oh, I'm sure your mother will love getting these!" Mind goes blank from seeing a qt >For some retarded reason I decide to pretend my mom died (she's alive) "Actually, she died last week" >Cashier immediately freezes "Oh I'm so sorry" >She looks legitimately upset for me, it's not like she said sorry out of politeness but she actually looks flustered, probably due to the awkward situation I created >I get upset too and feed bad for making that up oh no no no she's not actually dead >Cashier goes wut >Person behind me in line goes wut Frantically try to get out of this "uh... well she'll be dead tonight haha" whatthefuckdidljustsay cashier is in shock calls the cops Mom picks me up from the station and hears what I did now she thinksI want to kill her pic related, it's me What the f--- do I do l just wanted to get my mom some f------ flowers how did it end up like this, is suicide the only way out? Should I run away and live overseas in a lifetime of hiding?
please help Anonymous No.37046761 29 minutes ago Please help me r9k my life is f------ over >Mother's day yesterday Go out to buy some flowers >Picked some nice ones, at the cash register, qt3.14 cashier smiles and says "Oh, I'm sure your mother will love getting these!" Mind goes blank from seeing a qt >For some retarded reason I decide to pretend my mom died (she's alive) "Actually, she died last week" >Cashier immediately freezes "Oh I'm so sorry" >She looks legitimately upset for me, it's not like she said sorry out of politeness but she actually looks flustered, probably due to the awkward situation I created >I get upset too and feed bad for making that up oh no no no she's not actually dead >Cashier goes wut >Person behind me in line goes wut Frantically try to get out of this "uh... well she'll be dead tonight haha" whatthefuckdidljustsay cashier is in shock calls the cops Mom picks me up from the station and hears what I did now she thinksI want to kill her pic related, it's me What the f--- do I do l just wanted to get my mom some f------ flowers how did it end up like this, is suicide the only way out? Should I run away and live overseas in a lifetime of hiding?

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