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Orange F 01:21 M M A ... 1m (1/18 1:19) · 845086978 JPG · 64KB · (400 × 388) >be me >13 years old >neighbour is old, scary m------------ >asks my dad to help him out with his housework >dad tells me to go and help him >I go around, he starts talking to me about his experiences >tells me he is ex military and his wife died whilst he was deployed, >told me he can't remember the last time he said he loved her >he came back and lived alone in the house ever since >mfw >tells me to cherish everything and tell people that I love them more often >finish the housework and return home >enter my living room to tell my parents that I love them >w--.mp4 >mom is riding dad cowgirl, finger in her ass calling her a dirty slut >run to my room >they assumed I was a typical teenager when I stopped talking to them >moved out last year and haven't spoken to them since |II
Orange F 01:21 M M A ... 1m (1/18 1:19) · 845086978 JPG · 64KB · (400 × 388) >be me >13 years old >neighbour is old, scary m------------ >asks my dad to help him out with his housework >dad tells me to go and help him >I go around, he starts talking to me about his experiences >tells me he is ex military and his wife died whilst he was deployed, >told me he can't remember the last time he said he loved her >he came back and lived alone in the house ever since >mfw >tells me to cherish everything and tell people that I love them more often >finish the housework and return home >enter my living room to tell my parents that I love them >w--.mp4 >mom is riding dad cowgirl, finger in her ass calling her a dirty slut >run to my room >they assumed I was a typical teenager when I stopped talking to them >moved out last year and haven't spoken to them since |II

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Anon gets tech support from his bro | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/17/21(Sun)14:29:08 No.845072561 >be me >retard >redditfag >mfw >want to go to 4chan to steal a greentext to get that sweet karma >think I'm typing "4chan.org" >unfortunately am retard and 29 KB JPG actually typing "greentext.org" >get mad when page shows up as error >think it is because of s----- internet >try again tomorrow >still doesn't work >ask brother for help >comes over and asks what's wrong >"I'm trying to get into 4chan" >brother looks at url >"Ah, I see the problem" >"What's the problem?" >"You're f------ retarded" >he then tells me I typed "greentext.org" and proceeds to fix the url >mfw What's the quickest way to kill my self bros?
: Anonymous 01/17/21(Sun)14:29:08 No.845072561 >be me >retard >redditfag >mfw >want to go to 4chan to steal a greentext to get that sweet karma >think I'm typing "4chan.org" >unfortunately am retard and 29 KB JPG actually typing "greentext.org" >get mad when page shows up as error >think it is because of s----- internet >try again tomorrow >still doesn't work >ask brother for help >comes over and asks what's wrong >"I'm trying to get into 4chan" >brother looks at url >"Ah, I see the problem" >"What's the problem?" >"You're f------ retarded" >he then tells me I typed "greentext.org" and proceeds to fix the url >mfw What's the quickest way to kill my self bros?

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Anon gets kicked out | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/17/21(Sun)16:11:17 No.845050615 >be me >mom tells mel can't live off her forever and that I need to get a job >tell her I can't imagine working and that i'd rather be homeless >she doesn't say anything >redpill her more about how my birth was her fault and that I didn't choose to be born so 70 KB PNG now she has to take responsibility for me >she starts to cry a little bit >tell her to stop crying because she's an adult >few days later I come home from the liquor store >her and a couple of family friends are over >one of them tells me I have to move out right now >tell them I have no place to go >they say I have to move anyway >basically getting kicked out of my own house >tell mom she owes me for all those years I was on social security and she was basically living off me and my brother's autismbucks >tell her she should feel ashamed because she spent some of that money on herself instead of giving it to me and that she was basically stealing from me and my brother the entire time >one of the guys comes out of my room with a suitcase full of clothes | >throws them outside and tells me to leave >mom is crying >this is b------- >he tries to force me out of the house >throws me off the porch >start screaming and crying >lay there for at least 5 minutes screaming and crying >scream and cry so hard I start coughing in between crying >tear down all her wind chimes and start wrecking her flower bed >one of the guys comes out and tries to wrestle me away form the house >spit in his face and throw plants/windchimes at him until he goes back inside >keep screaming and crying until she lets me back inside >immediately head to me room to watch my favorite twitch streamer to calm me down >use mom's debit card to donate to him so I can get the text to speech bot to say how my mom almost killed me
: Anonymous 01/17/21(Sun)16:11:17 No.845050615 >be me >mom tells mel can't live off her forever and that I need to get a job >tell her I can't imagine working and that i'd rather be homeless >she doesn't say anything >redpill her more about how my birth was her fault and that I didn't choose to be born so 70 KB PNG now she has to take responsibility for me >she starts to cry a little bit >tell her to stop crying because she's an adult >few days later I come home from the liquor store >her and a couple of family friends are over >one of them tells me I have to move out right now >tell them I have no place to go >they say I have to move anyway >basically getting kicked out of my own house >tell mom she owes me for all those years I was on social security and she was basically living off me and my brother's autismbucks >tell her she should feel ashamed because she spent some of that money on herself instead of giving it to me and that she was basically stealing from me and my brother the entire time >one of the guys comes out of my room with a suitcase full of clothes | >throws them outside and tells me to leave >mom is crying >this is b------- >he tries to force me out of the house >throws me off the porch >start screaming and crying >lay there for at least 5 minutes screaming and crying >scream and cry so hard I start coughing in between crying >tear down all her wind chimes and start wrecking her flower bed >one of the guys comes out and tries to wrestle me away form the house >spit in his face and throw plants/windchimes at him until he goes back inside >keep screaming and crying until she lets me back inside >immediately head to me room to watch my favorite twitch streamer to calm me down >use mom's debit card to donate to him so I can get the text to speech bot to say how my mom almost killed me

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Anon gets harassed | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 11/10/17(Fri)03:03:41 No 43522875 >>43520443 (OP) >Walking down the street when a woman whistles at me >l instantly stop >Tum towars her and fast-walk at her >She is smiling >Smile turns to fear when she sees my angry expression >I slap her right across the face with all my might >Her friends gasp loudly and try to comfart her >They can't believe this could happen to them >Continue walking Why are women so f------ rude?
O Anonymous 11/10/17(Fri)03:03:41 No 43522875 >>43520443 (OP) >Walking down the street when a woman whistles at me >l instantly stop >Tum towars her and fast-walk at her >She is smiling >Smile turns to fear when she sees my angry expression >I slap her right across the face with all my might >Her friends gasp loudly and try to comfart her >They can't believe this could happen to them >Continue walking Why are women so f------ rude?

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Anon goes to England | /r/Greentext

File: 1336681229.gif-(940 KB, 320x286, dont.gif) Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)16:20 No. 12528401 >go to england >head to restaurant to try and preserve gainz >my watch is set to my countries timezone >ask someone what the time is >TAAM? WANK MY ARSE IN UR FACE C--- >have no idea what he just said to me >notice he doesn't have a watch on >no one in england has a watch >big ben starts to chime >everyone stops what they're doing to count the bongs >man crashes his car trying to count the bongs >waitress drops my order on the floor trying to count her fingers >man running down the street: Ol ITS 7 BONG >mfw
File: 1336681229.gif-(940 KB, 320x286, dont.gif) Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)16:20 No. 12528401 >go to england >head to restaurant to try and preserve gainz >my watch is set to my countries timezone >ask someone what the time is >TAAM? WANK MY ARSE IN UR FACE C--- >have no idea what he just said to me >notice he doesn't have a watch on >no one in england has a watch >big ben starts to chime >everyone stops what they're doing to count the bongs >man crashes his car trying to count the bongs >waitress drops my order on the floor trying to count her fingers >man running down the street: Ol ITS 7 BONG >mfw

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Anon orders pizza | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/17/21(Sun)16:00:55 No.845052760 That'll be $17 >Plus tip >Plus sales tax >Plus no mask fee >Plus union dues >Plus delivery fee >Plus gas tax 389 KB PNG >Plus being white fee >Plus slave reparations >Plus donation to BLM movement >Plus non-vegan food fee >Plus suspected Trump supporter fee >Plus donation to Biden reelection fund >Plus inconvenience fee Your total is $2851. Would that be cash* or credit card**? >* cash payments will incur a 67,5% cash handling fee. >** Credit card payments will incur a 65% transaction fee.
: Anonymous 01/17/21(Sun)16:00:55 No.845052760 That'll be $17 >Plus tip >Plus sales tax >Plus no mask fee >Plus union dues >Plus delivery fee >Plus gas tax 389 KB PNG >Plus being white fee >Plus slave reparations >Plus donation to BLM movement >Plus non-vegan food fee >Plus suspected Trump supporter fee >Plus donation to Biden reelection fund >Plus inconvenience fee Your total is $2851. Would that be cash* or credit card**? >* cash payments will incur a 67,5% cash handling fee. >** Credit card payments will incur a 65% transaction fee.

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Lilliam Pumpernickel | /r/Greentext

>be me >be 17 >be so mentally retarded I get kicked out of all school and start a riot at a 32 KB JPG juvenile detention center > be with skii mask one day >he says anon if you're going 70 miles per hour how long does it take to go 70 miles? >l ascend >in a new realm of existence >speak with Jesus Christ himself >I come back from my trip with Jesus >l know the true answer to this question >my eyes start glowing >I rise from the floor >the dinosaur was walked > 70nigga >everyone in a 30 mile radius is disintegrated >l am lil pump
>be me >be 17 >be so mentally retarded I get kicked out of all school and start a riot at a 32 KB JPG juvenile detention center > be with skii mask one day >he says anon if you're going 70 miles per hour how long does it take to go 70 miles? >l ascend >in a new realm of existence >speak with Jesus Christ himself >I come back from my trip with Jesus >l know the true answer to this question >my eyes start glowing >I rise from the floor >the dinosaur was walked > 70nigga >everyone in a 30 mile radius is disintegrated >l am lil pump

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Anon finds the scapegoat | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/18/21(Mon)01:13:27 No.61905523 >be me >In middle school/high school >Have a junkie older brother >Parents had the balls to kick him out of the house, but wouldn't do anything to stop him from coming over >Brother has bad habit of stealing our s---, booze, pills, food, and anything valuable not 146 KB PNG locked away would either disappear completely or vanish for a few days and then randomly reappear >A few times this lead to a confrontation but nothing more >one time l'm just home alone, see some pizza in the fridge, and eat it >Turns out pizza was for my brother >Mom got mad and I blamed it on my older brother, i was a good kid in school and didn't get in trouble so she believed me >Eventually realized I could use this to my advantage, and throughout high school I would just take a case of beer or bottle of vodka up to my room and drink it at night, take one of my dad's cigars, or just take food in general and blame it on my brother >They never expected me and some of these incidents lead to fights that further ostracized my brother from the family >My brother has sobered up and is a good member of society and I've never told anyone the truth >lf you're out here I'm sorry Mark
: Anonymous 01/18/21(Mon)01:13:27 No.61905523 >be me >In middle school/high school >Have a junkie older brother >Parents had the balls to kick him out of the house, but wouldn't do anything to stop him from coming over >Brother has bad habit of stealing our s---, booze, pills, food, and anything valuable not 146 KB PNG locked away would either disappear completely or vanish for a few days and then randomly reappear >A few times this lead to a confrontation but nothing more >one time l'm just home alone, see some pizza in the fridge, and eat it >Turns out pizza was for my brother >Mom got mad and I blamed it on my older brother, i was a good kid in school and didn't get in trouble so she believed me >Eventually realized I could use this to my advantage, and throughout high school I would just take a case of beer or bottle of vodka up to my room and drink it at night, take one of my dad's cigars, or just take food in general and blame it on my brother >They never expected me and some of these incidents lead to fights that further ostracized my brother from the family >My brother has sobered up and is a good member of society and I've never told anyone the truth >lf you're out here I'm sorry Mark

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Anon is from Scotland, Alabama | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/17/21(Sun)18:17:00 No.845086842 My whole family is weird as f---. >at 8 my older cousin used to make me come in to the bathroom when she was peeing and she'd constantly flash me >at 10 older cousin used to make me compare our d---- when he'd babysit me >at 13 my twin sister used to use a screwdriver to unlock the bathroom door and jump in the shower with me >at 15 older cousin from first story got drunk and gave me a h------- >at 17 when i returned from uni my twin sister sneaked in to my room and slept naked in my bed >at 18 my dad died and mom got super clingy, used to make me watch films and drink with her, cuddling on the couch and she'd stroke my leg >at 22 my mom, drunk and getting ready for a date, tearfully asked me to shave her p---- as she was too scared to do it (I did it to shut her up) >at 23 my twin sister left her boyfriend and moved in with me, drunkenly gave me a b------- as "thanks" >at 24 mom literally came on to me (drunk, obviously) Personally I think there's something in the water in Scotland.
: Anonymous 01/17/21(Sun)18:17:00 No.845086842 My whole family is weird as f---. >at 8 my older cousin used to make me come in to the bathroom when she was peeing and she'd constantly flash me >at 10 older cousin used to make me compare our d---- when he'd babysit me >at 13 my twin sister used to use a screwdriver to unlock the bathroom door and jump in the shower with me >at 15 older cousin from first story got drunk and gave me a h------- >at 17 when i returned from uni my twin sister sneaked in to my room and slept naked in my bed >at 18 my dad died and mom got super clingy, used to make me watch films and drink with her, cuddling on the couch and she'd stroke my leg >at 22 my mom, drunk and getting ready for a date, tearfully asked me to shave her p---- as she was too scared to do it (I did it to shut her up) >at 23 my twin sister left her boyfriend and moved in with me, drunkenly gave me a b------- as "thanks" >at 24 mom literally came on to me (drunk, obviously) Personally I think there's something in the water in Scotland.

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Anon gets all the bitches | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 51 minutes ago 43297510 >be me >c-- into toilet >flush >c-- gets to sewage >then to ocean >c-- in ocean >gets hot >evaporates >rain in russia >gets bottled >sold >qt3.14 drinks it >technically sucked my d--- Later, virgins 2 REPLIES
Anonymous 51 minutes ago 43297510 >be me >c-- into toilet >flush >c-- gets to sewage >then to ocean >c-- in ocean >gets hot >evaporates >rain in russia >gets bottled >sold >qt3.14 drinks it >technically sucked my d--- Later, virgins 2 REPLIES

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Anon find happiness | /r/Greentext

>>96970883 # >Have lifelong childhood best friend who is a girl >We swear 100% never to be boyfriend and girlfriend >Come 18 we're f------ like rabbits >Married her at 25. >>96983342 # Anonymous 11/22/17(Wed) 15:10:37 No.9698334 >>96978978 # How does happiness feel anon? Care to share it with us?
>>96970883 # >Have lifelong childhood best friend who is a girl >We swear 100% never to be boyfriend and girlfriend >Come 18 we're f------ like rabbits >Married her at 25. >>96983342 # Anonymous 11/22/17(Wed) 15:10:37 No.9698334 >>96978978 # How does happiness feel anon? Care to share it with us?

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Anon is lonely | /r/Greentext

> be me, 19 ylo at family social gathering > small cousin wakes up and joins us > he has a girl beside him, they had a sleepover the night prior 1.47 MB GIF > mom sees this and takes her opportunity in front of entire f------ family > "aww that's so cute...anon, look even he has a girlfriend. when are you going to bring one home?" WHY
> be me, 19 ylo at family social gathering > small cousin wakes up and joins us > he has a girl beside him, they had a sleepover the night prior 1.47 MB GIF > mom sees this and takes her opportunity in front of entire f------ family > "aww that's so cute...anon, look even he has a girlfriend. when are you going to bring one home?" WHY

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anon goes to a skate park | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/17/21(Sun)15:29:19 No.845076177 *CLAP* *CLAP* peepoclap.png 91 KB PNG >at skate park with friends >trying to do tricks >best we can do are s----- kickflips and alis >guy in a wheelchair is watching us >guy doesn't say anything just stares at us >about an hour passes and he rolls over to us >'hey kids, you wanna see a awesome trick?' >we all say yeah >mfw he screams 'WWWWWEEE' and rolls himself into on coming traffic and gets hit my a semi
: Anonymous 01/17/21(Sun)15:29:19 No.845076177 *CLAP* *CLAP* peepoclap.png 91 KB PNG >at skate park with friends >trying to do tricks >best we can do are s----- kickflips and alis >guy in a wheelchair is watching us >guy doesn't say anything just stares at us >about an hour passes and he rolls over to us >'hey kids, you wanna see a awesome trick?' >we all say yeah >mfw he screams 'WWWWWEEE' and rolls himself into on coming traffic and gets hit my a semi

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Anon is in college | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous (ID: 51qFoZOC) 05/02/13(Thu)13:42:29 No.477229176 Replies: >>477229531 >>477230409 >>477228380 I got one >Be freshman in college >first time smoking weed >already trashed on whiskey >twist hard >wonder down to a frat house >post up outside and pretend to be security >brothers let me and eventually leave >asking people for IDs for about an hour >whole time drinking hard liquor >2 cops come up the stairs and ask to come in >ask them for IDs >"We are the f------ cops, we are going to come in." >I say "riddle me this..." then proceed to puke on one of them. >They stagger back in shock >Ohfuck > run my drunk ass back to my dorm >Shave my head and beard >see cops every day patrolling the campus >never recognize me I regret nothing o Anonymous (ID: 5hfqNDuo) 05/02/13(Thu)13:44:45 No.477229531 >>477229176 F------ loled
O Anonymous (ID: 51qFoZOC) 05/02/13(Thu)13:42:29 No.477229176 Replies: >>477229531 >>477230409 >>477228380 I got one >Be freshman in college >first time smoking weed >already trashed on whiskey >twist hard >wonder down to a frat house >post up outside and pretend to be security >brothers let me and eventually leave >asking people for IDs for about an hour >whole time drinking hard liquor >2 cops come up the stairs and ask to come in >ask them for IDs >"We are the f------ cops, we are going to come in." >I say "riddle me this..." then proceed to puke on one of them. >They stagger back in shock >Ohfuck > run my drunk ass back to my dorm >Shave my head and beard >see cops every day patrolling the campus >never recognize me I regret nothing o Anonymous (ID: 5hfqNDuo) 05/02/13(Thu)13:44:45 No.477229531 >>477229176 F------ loled

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Anon has a relationship | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/17/21(Sun)10:25:24 No.61902734 Is my girlfriend on the spectrum or is she just boring? >be me 23 >start dating a girl from my uni >been going on for a few months now >ask her what her interests are on our first date >"oh i like neutral colors and silence" 246 KB PNG >uh ok >have the TV on at one point when she's over she immediately shuts it off without asking >why did you do that? >"i hate TV and movies they are loud and annoying" >think that maybe she just didnt like what i had on and leave it alone >turns out she actually just hates all form of media except music >ends up never wanting to go out because she doesnt like large crowds >always has to be busy constantly organizing her room and other things >very stiff sense of humor >sex is bad refuses to give or recieve anything and only ever wants me on top What am I in for here lads? I gotta admit this relationship is kinda f------ boring
Anonymous 01/17/21(Sun)10:25:24 No.61902734 Is my girlfriend on the spectrum or is she just boring? >be me 23 >start dating a girl from my uni >been going on for a few months now >ask her what her interests are on our first date >"oh i like neutral colors and silence" 246 KB PNG >uh ok >have the TV on at one point when she's over she immediately shuts it off without asking >why did you do that? >"i hate TV and movies they are loud and annoying" >think that maybe she just didnt like what i had on and leave it alone >turns out she actually just hates all form of media except music >ends up never wanting to go out because she doesnt like large crowds >always has to be busy constantly organizing her room and other things >very stiff sense of humor >sex is bad refuses to give or recieve anything and only ever wants me on top What am I in for here lads? I gotta admit this relationship is kinda f------ boring

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Anon's achievement | /r/Greentext

>be me >get new puzzle >25 pieces >finish it in 6 months >be proud >box said 2-4 years What have you accomplished anons?
>be me >get new puzzle >25 pieces >finish it in 6 months >be proud >box said 2-4 years What have you accomplished anons?

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Anon gets into an embarrasing situation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/01/18(Tue)01:46:12 No.767319186 Aight f--- i got one for you >be me, 5 >in bed with my dad cause renovating Erection in progress >ask dad what he dreams about >"hot girls, anon" >suddenly get erection for some reason >dont know what an erection is 15 KB JPG >go to bathroom to pee >rub my d--- by accident >feelsgoodman.jpg >fast forward 2 days >watching fashiontv for some reason >get erect >everyone around me >pulls out d--- and start rubbing it >orgasm >no c-- cause 5 >mom notices and screams "ANON WHAT ARE YOU DOING" >gets beaten >fast forward a few years >discovers what m----------- and erection are >mfw i remember jerking off in front of parents So hows it going /b/
: Anonymous 05/01/18(Tue)01:46:12 No.767319186 Aight f--- i got one for you >be me, 5 >in bed with my dad cause renovating Erection in progress >ask dad what he dreams about >"hot girls, anon" >suddenly get erection for some reason >dont know what an erection is 15 KB JPG >go to bathroom to pee >rub my d--- by accident >feelsgoodman.jpg >fast forward 2 days >watching fashiontv for some reason >get erect >everyone around me >pulls out d--- and start rubbing it >orgasm >no c-- cause 5 >mom notices and screams "ANON WHAT ARE YOU DOING" >gets beaten >fast forward a few years >discovers what m----------- and erection are >mfw i remember jerking off in front of parents So hows it going /b/

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Anon's being friendzoned | /r/Greentext

File : 1326146785 png-(23 KB, 300x289, 1318785391707. png) Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)17:06:25 No.373179525 >only had 1 friend in my childhood >she was femanon >fall in love with her >friendzoned >stay friends as she's all I got >both move to different uni after highschool >0 friends at uni >try to stay in contact with her >epic ignore >go visit her at her university as a suprise >see her kissing some alpha >oka >talk to her the next day >was nice, still friendzone >don't see for years after that >decide to do something with my life >join the army >get sent to fight somewhere in the east >be there for a few years >made 1 friend in army, >he got shot and died >think about the girl I love everyday >write her letters >no response >leave the army after returning home >buy own house >after a few years the girl comes to my house >she's in deep s--- and has nowhere else to go >happiest time of my life >still can't bear only being friends with her >tell girl I love her (again) >everything went better than expected >have sex with her >next morning >she's not in the house anymore >don't see her for a few years again >few years later I get a message from her > go visit girl >she has a child >my child >wants go marry me >we get married >1 year later she dies >single father >no chance of ever getting a woman again >my name is forest gump Preload images (1/3: /b/ Eynand images
File : 1326146785 png-(23 KB, 300x289, 1318785391707. png) Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)17:06:25 No.373179525 >only had 1 friend in my childhood >she was femanon >fall in love with her >friendzoned >stay friends as she's all I got >both move to different uni after highschool >0 friends at uni >try to stay in contact with her >epic ignore >go visit her at her university as a suprise >see her kissing some alpha >oka >talk to her the next day >was nice, still friendzone >don't see for years after that >decide to do something with my life >join the army >get sent to fight somewhere in the east >be there for a few years >made 1 friend in army, >he got shot and died >think about the girl I love everyday >write her letters >no response >leave the army after returning home >buy own house >after a few years the girl comes to my house >she's in deep s--- and has nowhere else to go >happiest time of my life >still can't bear only being friends with her >tell girl I love her (again) >everything went better than expected >have sex with her >next morning >she's not in the house anymore >don't see her for a few years again >few years later I get a message from her > go visit girl >she has a child >my child >wants go marry me >we get married >1 year later she dies >single father >no chance of ever getting a woman again >my name is forest gump Preload images (1/3: /b/ Eynand images

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anon and his coach have a 'relationship' | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/17/21(Sun)08:46:11 No.845052037 >in middle school >playing football >get injured >coach helps me to school nurse >nurse examines me >'anon i understand the sprained ankle, but how did you get a rectal 22 KB JPG prolapse from football?' >nervously look at coach >he angerly gives me the cutthroat gesture >i.i got ran into real hard while farting' >coach walks me back to practice >mfw he whispers 'after practice, i'm going to push that bad boy back in'
: Anonymous 01/17/21(Sun)08:46:11 No.845052037 >in middle school >playing football >get injured >coach helps me to school nurse >nurse examines me >'anon i understand the sprained ankle, but how did you get a rectal 22 KB JPG prolapse from football?' >nervously look at coach >he angerly gives me the cutthroat gesture >i.i got ran into real hard while farting' >coach walks me back to practice >mfw he whispers 'after practice, i'm going to push that bad boy back in'

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Anonymous 02/18/11(Fri)01:36:0 No.310225797 >Meet hot girl in nightclub >Asks me back to her place >Feel like a f------ win >Doesn't tell me she lives with her parents >Dad waiting up for her although she's 22 >Big scary looking f----- orders me to sleep on couch in front room >Girl and Dad go to bed, leaving me on couch >I am disappoint >Suddenly, feel a s--- coming >Don't know where bathroom is >Don't want to risk wrath of Dad if I walk into wrong room >Trying to hold but can't >Take off sock >S--- in sock >It's a watery beer-soaked s--- >See upper window is partially open >Decide that is where I should throw sock >Spin sock in hand to gain momentum >Watery s--- sprays out netted socks >whatwasithinking jpeg >Beer-s--- all over front room >Swiftly exit the house >Avoid the nightclub where I met the girl for the next 10 f------ years
Anonymous 02/18/11(Fri)01:36:0 No.310225797 >Meet hot girl in nightclub >Asks me back to her place >Feel like a f------ win >Doesn't tell me she lives with her parents >Dad waiting up for her although she's 22 >Big scary looking f----- orders me to sleep on couch in front room >Girl and Dad go to bed, leaving me on couch >I am disappoint >Suddenly, feel a s--- coming >Don't know where bathroom is >Don't want to risk wrath of Dad if I walk into wrong room >Trying to hold but can't >Take off sock >S--- in sock >It's a watery beer-soaked s--- >See upper window is partially open >Decide that is where I should throw sock >Spin sock in hand to gain momentum >Watery s--- sprays out netted socks >whatwasithinking jpeg >Beer-s--- all over front room >Swiftly exit the house >Avoid the nightclub where I met the girl for the next 10 f------ years

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