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: Anonymous 01/19/21(Tue)09:51:53 No.845195326 .com.google.Chrome.jpg 9 KB JPG >be you >"be me" >but I'm me >what be you?
: Anonymous 01/19/21(Tue)09:51:53 No.845195326 .com.google.Chrome.jpg 9 KB JPG >be you >"be me" >but I'm me >what be you?

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Anon tries venison | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/19/18(Sun)11:30:03 No.47607921 Scaring childhood event thread. I'll go first: >be me >13 years ago >6th grade >on my way home from school 6 KB JPG >see dead deer on the side of the road >deer has extremely bloated stomach >want to know what's inside >get an idea on how to open it >jump on the deer >it erupts and spews rancid deer guts all over my body >it gets in my mouth and eyes causing me to vomit >l walk the rest of the way home >my mom has to rinse me off with the garden hose I still can't eat any kind of fish without throwing up because it's reminiscent of the smell
: Anonymous 08/19/18(Sun)11:30:03 No.47607921 Scaring childhood event thread. I'll go first: >be me >13 years ago >6th grade >on my way home from school 6 KB JPG >see dead deer on the side of the road >deer has extremely bloated stomach >want to know what's inside >get an idea on how to open it >jump on the deer >it erupts and spews rancid deer guts all over my body >it gets in my mouth and eyes causing me to vomit >l walk the rest of the way home >my mom has to rinse me off with the garden hose I still can't eat any kind of fish without throwing up because it's reminiscent of the smell

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anon runs into Christian Bale | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 10/26/12(Fri)19:48 No.26791073 File: 1351295311728.jpg-(24 KB, 300x440, christian_bale_2.jpg) >>26790856 >at grocery store >man is checking out in front of me >it's mother f------ Lord God Christian Bale >"That'll be 26.77 sir" >Bale looks the girl in the f------ eyes with the most intense glare imaginable >"No it isn't." >girl starts sweating, hands fumbling >"Umm, sorry sir, I, uh, must have been, oh please God, umm, wrong." >Bale nods slowly >"Bag my mother f------ groceries." >girl carefully puts stuff in the bags >Bale watches carefully with a stoic glance of pure Alpha >"Watch the eggs, I promised my daughter a cake." >girl starts shaking even harder, manages to finish bagging. >Bale stares at her blankly for a few moments, he doesn't move. >"Thanks." >hands her a fifty >"keep the change." >starts to walk away, stops and turns around >hands her another fifty >nods to cashier with a slight smile >looks at me >ohfuck.jpeg >smiles and winks at me >Bale walks out >cashier wont even ring me up, she starts masturbating on the spot >I start masturbating too >Bale's face when
O Anonymous 10/26/12(Fri)19:48 No.26791073 File: 1351295311728.jpg-(24 KB, 300x440, christian_bale_2.jpg) >>26790856 >at grocery store >man is checking out in front of me >it's mother f------ Lord God Christian Bale >"That'll be 26.77 sir" >Bale looks the girl in the f------ eyes with the most intense glare imaginable >"No it isn't." >girl starts sweating, hands fumbling >"Umm, sorry sir, I, uh, must have been, oh please God, umm, wrong." >Bale nods slowly >"Bag my mother f------ groceries." >girl carefully puts stuff in the bags >Bale watches carefully with a stoic glance of pure Alpha >"Watch the eggs, I promised my daughter a cake." >girl starts shaking even harder, manages to finish bagging. >Bale stares at her blankly for a few moments, he doesn't move. >"Thanks." >hands her a fifty >"keep the change." >starts to walk away, stops and turns around >hands her another fifty >nods to cashier with a slight smile >looks at me >ohfuck.jpeg >smiles and winks at me >Bale walks out >cashier wont even ring me up, she starts masturbating on the spot >I start masturbating too >Bale's face when

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Anon eats pizza | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/17/19(Sun)17:37:40 No.814275656 >be me >go to Papa John's cause it's my favourite $4 >order a large pepperoni pizza >sit and wait >the pizza finally comes >the pepperoni are aligned forming 35 KB JPG a huge red swastika on the middle of the pizza >call the employee >explain the situation >ask for the person who placed the toppings >employee rushes to the kitchen >normie returns now with another emploee >fat 17-year-old with glasses, red spots and a neckbeard >sweats nervously and apologises >instead thank him for the lovely suprise >ask him to join and share the pizza >he happily accepts >had a great day View Thread
: Anonymous 11/17/19(Sun)17:37:40 No.814275656 >be me >go to Papa John's cause it's my favourite $4 >order a large pepperoni pizza >sit and wait >the pizza finally comes >the pepperoni are aligned forming 35 KB JPG a huge red swastika on the middle of the pizza >call the employee >explain the situation >ask for the person who placed the toppings >employee rushes to the kitchen >normie returns now with another emploee >fat 17-year-old with glasses, red spots and a neckbeard >sweats nervously and apologises >instead thank him for the lovely suprise >ask him to join and share the pizza >he happily accepts >had a great day View Thread

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anon is a hero | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous Womanlet Revenge 10/17/17(Tue)20:20:28 No.40480576 >See constant threads about girls s------- on manlets on /r9k/ >Be 6ft 2in white guy >Be borderline sociopathic, barely have any empathy >Use Tinder and match with only 53 KB PNG really short girls >Exclusively seek out shorter girls (5ft 4in or below) >Talk to them and casually bring about short guys >if any of them talk s--- about manlets or say they're gross, I start pursuing them harder >Ask them out with the promise of sex >Take a small bottle of mustard water and hide it in my jacket >Go to the roastie w----- place >Make out or whatever and then right before we're about to f--- ask to be excused and go to the bathroom >down the mustard water >go back to see her >hold back the vomit >When their clothes come off I immediately start vomiting all over and spray it as much as I can >roastie is horrified >I tell them I find their shortness disgusting and I feel l'd be f------ a child >I leave telling them they shouldnt date tall guys and to stick to manlets I've successfully done this 10 times in the last 6 months. They always end up crying or freaking out and I j------- to that thought when I get home. I'm doing this for you my manlet brothers, its not your fault you didn't have the genetic lottery. F--- those roastie w-----. 73 Replies / 21 Images View Thread
| Anonymous Womanlet Revenge 10/17/17(Tue)20:20:28 No.40480576 >See constant threads about girls s------- on manlets on /r9k/ >Be 6ft 2in white guy >Be borderline sociopathic, barely have any empathy >Use Tinder and match with only 53 KB PNG really short girls >Exclusively seek out shorter girls (5ft 4in or below) >Talk to them and casually bring about short guys >if any of them talk s--- about manlets or say they're gross, I start pursuing them harder >Ask them out with the promise of sex >Take a small bottle of mustard water and hide it in my jacket >Go to the roastie w----- place >Make out or whatever and then right before we're about to f--- ask to be excused and go to the bathroom >down the mustard water >go back to see her >hold back the vomit >When their clothes come off I immediately start vomiting all over and spray it as much as I can >roastie is horrified >I tell them I find their shortness disgusting and I feel l'd be f------ a child >I leave telling them they shouldnt date tall guys and to stick to manlets I've successfully done this 10 times in the last 6 months. They always end up crying or freaking out and I j------- to that thought when I get home. I'm doing this for you my manlet brothers, its not your fault you didn't have the genetic lottery. F--- those roastie w-----. 73 Replies / 21 Images View Thread

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Anon discovers friend with benefits | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 8EHHJ892 11/14/15(Sat)08:14:19 No.55704068 >Watch several ISIS videos because I love gore >The song that plays in them gets stuck in my head >Start humming it to myself 96 KB PNG at work >Muslim coworker puts his hands on my shoulder and says "soon, brother. soon"
: Anonymous (ID: 8EHHJ892 11/14/15(Sat)08:14:19 No.55704068 >Watch several ISIS videos because I love gore >The song that plays in them gets stuck in my head >Start humming it to myself 96 KB PNG at work >Muslim coworker puts his hands on my shoulder and says "soon, brother. soon"

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anon stand up for himself | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/02/14(Sun)22:39:08 No.530509968 >Be me >First day of first grade >Dont really know anybody >See some girl that looks really 1.42 MB GIF cute >l start walking over >Random kid walks up >Says, yo thats my girlfriend >Girl in back starts laughing >So many emotions come forth >Decide the only logical thing to do is punch the f----- in jaw >Yell, "GET WRECKED F------ >Nurse runs up says, "What have you done?" >Turns out I broke the f------ jaw >Never allowed to teach at that school again.
Anonymous 02/02/14(Sun)22:39:08 No.530509968 >Be me >First day of first grade >Dont really know anybody >See some girl that looks really 1.42 MB GIF cute >l start walking over >Random kid walks up >Says, yo thats my girlfriend >Girl in back starts laughing >So many emotions come forth >Decide the only logical thing to do is punch the f----- in jaw >Yell, "GET WRECKED F------ >Nurse runs up says, "What have you done?" >Turns out I broke the f------ jaw >Never allowed to teach at that school again.

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Anon likes being a healer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/10/21(Sun) 16:18:29 No.206813 healer/medic combat medic.jpg 365 КВ ЈPG When did you realize that playing medic is the chad choice in multiplayer games? >everyone sucking your d--- for heals >be the key player because wipe is assured if you f--- up
: Anonymous 01/10/21(Sun) 16:18:29 No.206813 healer/medic combat medic.jpg 365 КВ ЈPG When did you realize that playing medic is the chad choice in multiplayer games? >everyone sucking your d--- for heals >be the key player because wipe is assured if you f--- up

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Femanon gives you advice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/23/19(Wed)13:29:31 No.50580097 Femanon here. If you guys wanted a gf all you have to do is take literally reasonably good care of yourself and not look like someone threw acid on your face at birth. Honestly if a guy who was at least 5'11 approached me and asked me out and he didn't seem like a r----- / murderer and was somewhat good looking, l'd go on a 74 KB JPG date with him. Get some confidence, god. : Anonymous 01/23/19(Wed)13:35:28 No.50580197 >>50580097 (OP) # >If you guys wanted a gf all you have to do is take literally reasonably good care of yourself okay good so far >and not look like someone threw acid on your face at birth f--- >at least 5'11 F--- >didn't seem like a r----- / murderer and was somewhat good looking F------ ROASTIE WHY DO YOU THINK WE'RE HERE
: Anonymous 01/23/19(Wed)13:29:31 No.50580097 Femanon here. If you guys wanted a gf all you have to do is take literally reasonably good care of yourself and not look like someone threw acid on your face at birth. Honestly if a guy who was at least 5'11 approached me and asked me out and he didn't seem like a r----- / murderer and was somewhat good looking, l'd go on a 74 KB JPG date with him. Get some confidence, god. : Anonymous 01/23/19(Wed)13:35:28 No.50580197 >>50580097 (OP) # >If you guys wanted a gf all you have to do is take literally reasonably good care of yourself okay good so far >and not look like someone threw acid on your face at birth f--- >at least 5'11 F--- >didn't seem like a r----- / murderer and was somewhat good looking F------ ROASTIE WHY DO YOU THINK WE'RE HERE

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anon is still working on it | /r/Greentext

>be me >7 years old >bully picking on me >'haha anon, you will always be a virgin. You're such a f----- >'oh yeah m-----------? I'll show you! I'll have sex with a girl!! 29 KB JPG >20 years later Still working on it
>be me >7 years old >bully picking on me >'haha anon, you will always be a virgin. You're such a f----- >'oh yeah m-----------? I'll show you! I'll have sex with a girl!! 29 KB JPG >20 years later Still working on it

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Anon is suicidal | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/20/19(Wed)23:01:42 No.55439257 >wanting to kill yourself >remembering your chances of spawning back as indian are too high 280 KB GIF
: Anonymous 11/20/19(Wed)23:01:42 No.55439257 >wanting to kill yourself >remembering your chances of spawning back as indian are too high 280 KB GIF

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Anon HATES KIDS | /r/Greentext

No.845143449 3 hours ago 1610975182910.jpg JPG 76.8 KiB 720x894 DO NOT HAVE KIDS. ts not worth it. >They scream >they cry >they dont sleep >they dont do anything right >they can't eat on their own >they spit up every meal >they throw their toy and then cry about it >they cry when they arent held >they cry when you dont look at them for a split second >they pull your hair >they try to suffocate themselves in their sleep >they try to eat everything >they get infections and skin conditions >they poop everywhere >they pee on you
No.845143449 3 hours ago 1610975182910.jpg JPG 76.8 KiB 720x894 DO NOT HAVE KIDS. ts not worth it. >They scream >they cry >they dont sleep >they dont do anything right >they can't eat on their own >they spit up every meal >they throw their toy and then cry about it >they cry when they arent held >they cry when you dont look at them for a split second >they pull your hair >they try to suffocate themselves in their sleep >they try to eat everything >they get infections and skin conditions >they poop everywhere >they pee on you

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anon forgets something | /r/Greentext

File: 1023.jpg (15 KB, 300x218) Anonymous 09/17/17(Sun)17:32:02 No.745459384 > In college, walking down a pathway > see a table with what looks like model penises on it > Decide to investigate > They are model penises > girl at the table asks me if I know how to use a condom and I say yes > She asks me to prove it by putting one on a model > I do, and she says I did it wrong because I didn't ask the model for consent > I'm a r-----
File: 1023.jpg (15 KB, 300x218) Anonymous 09/17/17(Sun)17:32:02 No.745459384 > In college, walking down a pathway > see a table with what looks like model penises on it > Decide to investigate > They are model penises > girl at the table asks me if I know how to use a condom and I say yes > She asks me to prove it by putting one on a model > I do, and she says I did it wrong because I didn't ask the model for consent > I'm a r-----

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Anon can't read the room | /r/Greentext

File: 1346605582370.png-(97 KB, 223x168, MFW This.png) Anonymous (ID: 1dDGFC8g) 09/02/12(Sun)13:06:22 No.422780010 [Reply) >a boy hung himself at my school >the next day my teacher asked if we wanted to play games to take our minds off of it >i suggested playing hangman without realizing >2 people cried >wat do? 8 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click here to view.
File: 1346605582370.png-(97 KB, 223x168, MFW This.png) Anonymous (ID: 1dDGFC8g) 09/02/12(Sun)13:06:22 No.422780010 [Reply) >a boy hung himself at my school >the next day my teacher asked if we wanted to play games to take our minds off of it >i suggested playing hangman without realizing >2 people cried >wat do? 8 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click here to view.

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Anon likes his cat | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/21/17(Tue)03:24:44 No.726325964 F--- cats /b/ This literally just f------ happened. >Be me >Just lose a game of lol >Need to poo >On a scale of 1-10, it was an 8 165 KB JPG >Grab DS gonna play some vidya >Brother's cat is outside the bathroom door >I like the cat, the only of the 3 cats in the house that I do. >open the door and go inside >the cat follows. >sit down and open the DS. >F------ Layton puzzles man >The cat is looking around the bathroom >It jumps into my pants that were around my ankles >Think it's cute and pet the f-----. >It's just sitting there, motionless. >lt jumps out and I look at where it was >pants are wet >MFW >this f----- just p----- my pants >1:00 AM >Don't want to scream >pick the cat up >throw it in the bathtub >blast it with piss >The cat freaks out but can't escape my pissy revenge >open the shower door >cat runs to the corner of the room >hisses >"Nobody pisses my pants cat, NOBODY" >let it out of the bathroom
: Anonymous 03/21/17(Tue)03:24:44 No.726325964 F--- cats /b/ This literally just f------ happened. >Be me >Just lose a game of lol >Need to poo >On a scale of 1-10, it was an 8 165 KB JPG >Grab DS gonna play some vidya >Brother's cat is outside the bathroom door >I like the cat, the only of the 3 cats in the house that I do. >open the door and go inside >the cat follows. >sit down and open the DS. >F------ Layton puzzles man >The cat is looking around the bathroom >It jumps into my pants that were around my ankles >Think it's cute and pet the f-----. >It's just sitting there, motionless. >lt jumps out and I look at where it was >pants are wet >MFW >this f----- just p----- my pants >1:00 AM >Don't want to scream >pick the cat up >throw it in the bathtub >blast it with piss >The cat freaks out but can't escape my pissy revenge >open the shower door >cat runs to the corner of the room >hisses >"Nobody pisses my pants cat, NOBODY" >let it out of the bathroom

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Anon loves his job | /r/Greentext

1371699668470.jpg-(162 KB, 334x500, Dentist. jpg) O Anonymous (ID: sWAbibLL) 06/19/13(Wed)20:54:28 No.488061614 Replies: >488062059 = >Get dentist certification >F--- yes step one of dream complete >Get a job >Step two complete >Start out with only several clients a day >Then bumped up to 50 clients a day >This continues on for the next a few years >Become good friends with all of the other staff >Tell the senior dentist guy that the work I'm daing is becoming boring and feels meaningless >He says he's gonna tell me a secret >Put something in their mouth and then start asking them questions >I tell him that's a d--- move >He smiles and says he knows >l try it >Holy f--- I'm addicted >l love my job >Step three complete I can die a happy man now
1371699668470.jpg-(162 KB, 334x500, Dentist. jpg) O Anonymous (ID: sWAbibLL) 06/19/13(Wed)20:54:28 No.488061614 Replies: >488062059 = >Get dentist certification >F--- yes step one of dream complete >Get a job >Step two complete >Start out with only several clients a day >Then bumped up to 50 clients a day >This continues on for the next a few years >Become good friends with all of the other staff >Tell the senior dentist guy that the work I'm daing is becoming boring and feels meaningless >He says he's gonna tell me a secret >Put something in their mouth and then start asking them questions >I tell him that's a d--- move >He smiles and says he knows >l try it >Holy f--- I'm addicted >l love my job >Step three complete I can die a happy man now

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Anon is sick of good boys | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/02/19(Wed)08:14:43 No.788894136 >be me >demi-chad >decent body but personality of an autistic shoebox >can't talk to women because of it 81 KB JPG >be going to gym as per the usual before work >arrive at gym >"wow there's a lot of cars here" >go inside >ohmyfuck.jpg >400lbs tendie lords all over the f------ place >clogging every treadmill >clogging every weight bench >at least 12 of them just sitting in locker room drinking Gatorade and protein shakes >whatever >go to front of gym to use dumbbells >as I finish doing curls I here a loud >CRACK >turn and see a human shrek hit the floor with the force of 10,000 double d back t--- >run over to help him off the floor and out of the wreckage of the Bench >f--- this I'm out >go get dressed for work and on my way out >see the receptionist beset upon by at least 14 of these goodboys I f------ hate the January.
: Anonymous 01/02/19(Wed)08:14:43 No.788894136 >be me >demi-chad >decent body but personality of an autistic shoebox >can't talk to women because of it 81 KB JPG >be going to gym as per the usual before work >arrive at gym >"wow there's a lot of cars here" >go inside >ohmyfuck.jpg >400lbs tendie lords all over the f------ place >clogging every treadmill >clogging every weight bench >at least 12 of them just sitting in locker room drinking Gatorade and protein shakes >whatever >go to front of gym to use dumbbells >as I finish doing curls I here a loud >CRACK >turn and see a human shrek hit the floor with the force of 10,000 double d back t--- >run over to help him off the floor and out of the wreckage of the Bench >f--- this I'm out >go get dressed for work and on my way out >see the receptionist beset upon by at least 14 of these goodboys I f------ hate the January.

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Anon gets an iPhone | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/18/21(Mon)12:13:36 No.845151607 Oh God >in highschool >get first iPhone the iPhone 2 >begged parents for it >finally gave in >gf sends me nudes a lot >get idea >ask her to send pic with her t--- out Oh F--- 43 KB JPG and mouth open >plan to j--- all over my phone screen like she's actually there >she sends it >start jerking >end up c------ buckets on the phone >phone starts freaking out >image on screen going all over the place >suddenly phone shuts off >wipe it off best I can >oh f--- oh s--- >phone won't turn back on >read online to put it in rice >works for water doesn't work for c-- >tell parents my phone just shut off >take it to the store >they end up giving me another iPhone 2 while they plan to send that one back to the manufacturer >some poor bastard had to clean my c-- phone >another poor bastard had to have bought that phone after it was refurbished
: Anonymous 01/18/21(Mon)12:13:36 No.845151607 Oh God >in highschool >get first iPhone the iPhone 2 >begged parents for it >finally gave in >gf sends me nudes a lot >get idea >ask her to send pic with her t--- out Oh F--- 43 KB JPG and mouth open >plan to j--- all over my phone screen like she's actually there >she sends it >start jerking >end up c------ buckets on the phone >phone starts freaking out >image on screen going all over the place >suddenly phone shuts off >wipe it off best I can >oh f--- oh s--- >phone won't turn back on >read online to put it in rice >works for water doesn't work for c-- >tell parents my phone just shut off >take it to the store >they end up giving me another iPhone 2 while they plan to send that one back to the manufacturer >some poor bastard had to clean my c-- phone >another poor bastard had to have bought that phone after it was refurbished

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Anon has a family | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/18/21(Mon)18:25:04 No.23455672 >Friday night nothing to do >decide to drive around >put on my best suit >style my hair nice >go to the Mcdonalds drive through >hold my phone up to my ear >a second before the lady asks for 31 KB JPG my order I pretend to have a conversation with my imaginary wife on my cell phone >place an order large enough for a nuclear family so as to not blow my cover >as I wait for the food at the next window, I talk to my imaginary wife on the phone about my day >the lady comes with the food as im telling my imaginary son that I love him and ill be home soon with nuggets >"love you too slugger, daddy'lIl be home soon" >take food, buy beer, get piss drunk by myself and eat half the food I bought, wasting the rest
: Anonymous 01/18/21(Mon)18:25:04 No.23455672 >Friday night nothing to do >decide to drive around >put on my best suit >style my hair nice >go to the Mcdonalds drive through >hold my phone up to my ear >a second before the lady asks for 31 KB JPG my order I pretend to have a conversation with my imaginary wife on my cell phone >place an order large enough for a nuclear family so as to not blow my cover >as I wait for the food at the next window, I talk to my imaginary wife on the phone about my day >the lady comes with the food as im telling my imaginary son that I love him and ill be home soon with nuggets >"love you too slugger, daddy'lIl be home soon" >take food, buy beer, get piss drunk by myself and eat half the food I bought, wasting the rest

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Anon cares about the climate | /r/Greentext

>>51233115 (OP) # >be at the store >go to the bathroom >hear some normie pooping when I walk in but things get all quiet (he Pepe packs a purch 6 KB PNG was probably nervous) >pee and wash my hands >turn off the lights on my way out
>>51233115 (OP) # >be at the store >go to the bathroom >hear some normie pooping when I walk in but things get all quiet (he Pepe packs a purch 6 KB PNG was probably nervous) >pee and wash my hands >turn off the lights on my way out

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