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Anon is Mongolian | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 790130879 Acum 1h .. >Be me >Have aspergers >Friends bully me about it all the time >Saying I'm mongolian >Saying I have retard diploma from doctor >Gonna prove them wrong with a 23andme test 5,5 kB PNG >Notmongolian.png >Friend laughs >Says I took the wrong test >Should have gotten 24andme >mfw O REPLIES 3 IMAGES REPLY
Anonymous | 790130879 Acum 1h .. >Be me >Have aspergers >Friends bully me about it all the time >Saying I'm mongolian >Saying I have retard diploma from doctor >Gonna prove them wrong with a 23andme test 5,5 kB PNG >Notmongolian.png >Friend laughs >Says I took the wrong test >Should have gotten 24andme >mfw O REPLIES 3 IMAGES REPLY

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Anon is spooked | /r/Greentext

>>17809523 # f---, this is terrifying. Just the thought of what he is looking at. I mean, what could spook the spooker?
>>17809523 # f---, this is terrifying. Just the thought of what he is looking at. I mean, what could spook the spooker?

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Anon is scared | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Uh...guys? 09/14/20(Mon)18:44:26 No.57433665 Recently I convinced my girlfriend to swallow me after oral, which of course is awesome. But something strange has happened...her deadlift and squat 1RM PRs have increased 21 and 17 percent respectively in the last 2 weeks. 36 KB JPG Now after our workouts she demands to suck my c---. Last night she even got me erect against my own will. I'm worried she grows stronger by the day, should I strike her down before it is too late? 22 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous Uh...guys? 09/14/20(Mon)18:44:26 No.57433665 Recently I convinced my girlfriend to swallow me after oral, which of course is awesome. But something strange has happened...her deadlift and squat 1RM PRs have increased 21 and 17 percent respectively in the last 2 weeks. 36 KB JPG Now after our workouts she demands to suck my c---. Last night she even got me erect against my own will. I'm worried she grows stronger by the day, should I strike her down before it is too late? 22 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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anon buys a girl a drink | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/11/14(Thu)15:06:43 No.35588678 File: image.jpg (45 KB, 468x498) >>35588775 >>35588791 >>35588910 >>35588951 >Be me >4 years ago >Succussful, friendly, good with people >Out at bar with some friends >Girl comes over and hits on me >Buy her a drink >She asks for a second of a different kind too >Tell the bartender to do it >Girl takes the drinks and say "k thx bye!" >Walks over to her boyfriend and kisses him while flipping me off >I look at the bartender and she shakes her head >Get idea >Ask for the two drinks she ordered on a different bill >Bartender agrees >Prints off the bill >Walk over and hand the girl the bill for her drinks >Girl laughs at me >Walk over to the bouncer and tell him the situation >Bouncer gets the thousand yard stare >l can only assume he was remembering a love long lost with a heart of gold now shattered >Bitch and her boyfriend try to leave >Bartender taps my shoulder to show me >Bouncer stands in front of them >"You will go pay for your drinks, now." >Boyfriend tries to get in his face >Bouncer calmly pushes him out of the bar >Stares at girl >Stares at girl >Girl starts crying >Stares at girl >Stares at girl >Giri pulls a $20 bill out of her bra and hands it to the bouncer >Screams "Here you go a------!" >Runs out >Bouncer hands me the 20 and says "keep the change" >He knuckle-touches the bartender >I thank him >Find out he likes camping >We camp together now with my fiancée and his wife It was the last time I bought a drink for a girl in a bar. F------ bitches.
Anonymous 09/11/14(Thu)15:06:43 No.35588678 File: image.jpg (45 KB, 468x498) >>35588775 >>35588791 >>35588910 >>35588951 >Be me >4 years ago >Succussful, friendly, good with people >Out at bar with some friends >Girl comes over and hits on me >Buy her a drink >She asks for a second of a different kind too >Tell the bartender to do it >Girl takes the drinks and say "k thx bye!" >Walks over to her boyfriend and kisses him while flipping me off >I look at the bartender and she shakes her head >Get idea >Ask for the two drinks she ordered on a different bill >Bartender agrees >Prints off the bill >Walk over and hand the girl the bill for her drinks >Girl laughs at me >Walk over to the bouncer and tell him the situation >Bouncer gets the thousand yard stare >l can only assume he was remembering a love long lost with a heart of gold now shattered >Bitch and her boyfriend try to leave >Bartender taps my shoulder to show me >Bouncer stands in front of them >"You will go pay for your drinks, now." >Boyfriend tries to get in his face >Bouncer calmly pushes him out of the bar >Stares at girl >Stares at girl >Girl starts crying >Stares at girl >Stares at girl >Giri pulls a $20 bill out of her bra and hands it to the bouncer >Screams "Here you go a------!" >Runs out >Bouncer hands me the 20 and says "keep the change" >He knuckle-touches the bartender >I thank him >Find out he likes camping >We camp together now with my fiancée and his wife It was the last time I bought a drink for a girl in a bar. F------ bitches.

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Anon gets more than what he had bargained for | /r/Greentext

>be me, junkie >sitting in a dark ass alley, trying to kill the bedbugs with meth smoke >see a couple walk by, well dressed, clearly have money >takewhatsyours.wav >jump out of the alley and say >"look! No one needs to get hurt just give me your 211 KB JPG money wallet and purse" >the guy says "oh so you wanna hold my wife down and force your c--- into her ass while I watch helplessly from across the street huh??!" >wait...what? >he pulls his wife's pants down and runs across the street >she looks at me and licks her lips >mfw I just wanted some f------ meth you f------ cucks.
>be me, junkie >sitting in a dark ass alley, trying to kill the bedbugs with meth smoke >see a couple walk by, well dressed, clearly have money >takewhatsyours.wav >jump out of the alley and say >"look! No one needs to get hurt just give me your 211 KB JPG money wallet and purse" >the guy says "oh so you wanna hold my wife down and force your c--- into her ass while I watch helplessly from across the street huh??!" >wait...what? >he pulls his wife's pants down and runs across the street >she looks at me and licks her lips >mfw I just wanted some f------ meth you f------ cucks.

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Anon's coworker goes to Italy | /r/Greentext


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Anon uses Instagram | /r/Greentext


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Anon walks a trail | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/17/21(Sun)11:56:22 No.1985573 File: 1500307697073.png (101 KB, 300x300) >>1985584 OO >>1984336 (OP) >walking on a trail in the mountains >bald man passes by
Anonymous 01/17/21(Sun)11:56:22 No.1985573 File: 1500307697073.png (101 KB, 300x300) >>1985584 OO >>1984336 (OP) >walking on a trail in the mountains >bald man passes by

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Anon makes a power move | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/17/21(Sun)16:24:09 No.61906872 File: 34131410 460200611086005_(...).jpg (48 KB, 664x960) >have a fwb >she insists shes down with anything >wants me to request something to prove it >ask if i can piss on her >she says ok >dont even want to but was calling her bluff and cant backout now >she gets in tub >here we go.jpg >piss on her hair and face >its pungent as f--- >her hair is soaked and its streaming down her face >she starts gagging >i assume from the smell >i laugh at the absolute state >say, "well look at you now!" >she starts screaming at me to get out over and over >hastily get dressed >never see her again
Anonymous 01/17/21(Sun)16:24:09 No.61906872 File: 34131410 460200611086005_(...).jpg (48 KB, 664x960) >have a fwb >she insists shes down with anything >wants me to request something to prove it >ask if i can piss on her >she says ok >dont even want to but was calling her bluff and cant backout now >she gets in tub >here we go.jpg >piss on her hair and face >its pungent as f--- >her hair is soaked and its streaming down her face >she starts gagging >i assume from the smell >i laugh at the absolute state >say, "well look at you now!" >she starts screaming at me to get out over and over >hastily get dressed >never see her again

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Anon goes for a walk | /r/Greentext

O Marcissus IN9EDLMFSKI 08/11/11(Thu)12:43 No.87673510 File 1313080993.png-(9 KB, 288x350, 1310957042554.png) >walking down street >group of hot girls ahead on sidewalk >oh f--- >aspie overload >cross street to avoid social WHAT DID I DO TO contact DESERVE THIS >they notice me crossing >they giggle > f--- this i'll just pretend i live at this house" >go down random driveway >curtains shuffle >middle aged woman stars at me out the window >turn around fast >3 girls stood staring at me >this is their house >rapidly think of plan B >'have you accepted jesus as your lord and saviour?"
O Marcissus IN9EDLMFSKI 08/11/11(Thu)12:43 No.87673510 File 1313080993.png-(9 KB, 288x350, 1310957042554.png) >walking down street >group of hot girls ahead on sidewalk >oh f--- >aspie overload >cross street to avoid social WHAT DID I DO TO contact DESERVE THIS >they notice me crossing >they giggle > f--- this i'll just pretend i live at this house" >go down random driveway >curtains shuffle >middle aged woman stars at me out the window >turn around fast >3 girls stood staring at me >this is their house >rapidly think of plan B >'have you accepted jesus as your lord and saviour?"

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Anon is 1 inch away from happiness | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/18/21(Mon)22:55:58 No.845162152 O 1 Year Ago It hurts to live 20210118_211318.jpg 57 KB JPG >Be born >End up 5'11 >4 inches > Life keeps screwing me by one inch Is there even a point in trying anymore?
: Anonymous 01/18/21(Mon)22:55:58 No.845162152 O 1 Year Ago It hurts to live 20210118_211318.jpg 57 KB JPG >Be born >End up 5'11 >4 inches > Life keeps screwing me by one inch Is there even a point in trying anymore?

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Anon plays rust | /r/Greentext

>be me >play rust >meet a deaf guy >tells me he gets bullied in school too >become friends and play ever day >we share loot and play together >one day he kills me calls me f----- and tells me he isnt deaf and im a p---- for getting bullied >mfw my only friend lied to me and stole everything 24 KB JPG View Thread
>be me >play rust >meet a deaf guy >tells me he gets bullied in school too >become friends and play ever day >we share loot and play together >one day he kills me calls me f----- and tells me he isnt deaf and im a p---- for getting bullied >mfw my only friend lied to me and stole everything 24 KB JPG View Thread

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Anon has QT3.14 coworker | /r/Greentext

No.775068392 9 minutes ago superthumb.jpg JPG 29.1 KIB 300x250 > Be me, 25 years old Italian guy. Living in the UK for the last 6 years. >I have been working in the same hotel for 4 years already. Its a really large hotel with over 300 workers. >Really hot girl in room service. Try to speak to her whenever I have chance. She's Polish. Really hot. 3.1416. >It's getting hard to get her attention so l've got nervous and tell her I have the cancer. It's a lie. >Only have 5 moths left to live. >Don't tell anybody I'm too shy. >l got her attention. All good. >next week I found out she told everybody and they made a fund to pay me a holiday in Japan. I told her my dream would be to live in Japan. >They got over £3000. They paid me a whole month in Japan. Starts next week. >l don't know what to do. >340 people are expecting me to die in less than 5 months. 8 replies
No.775068392 9 minutes ago superthumb.jpg JPG 29.1 KIB 300x250 > Be me, 25 years old Italian guy. Living in the UK for the last 6 years. >I have been working in the same hotel for 4 years already. Its a really large hotel with over 300 workers. >Really hot girl in room service. Try to speak to her whenever I have chance. She's Polish. Really hot. 3.1416. >It's getting hard to get her attention so l've got nervous and tell her I have the cancer. It's a lie. >Only have 5 moths left to live. >Don't tell anybody I'm too shy. >l got her attention. All good. >next week I found out she told everybody and they made a fund to pay me a holiday in Japan. I told her my dream would be to live in Japan. >They got over £3000. They paid me a whole month in Japan. Starts next week. >l don't know what to do. >340 people are expecting me to die in less than 5 months. 8 replies

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Anon believes in democracy | /r/Greentext


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anon celebrates his birthday | /r/Greentext

>be me >having 18th birthday at home >pretty chill time with friends >brother asks if me I want to see his Minecraft world >tell him to go away >see he's hurt >feel guilty and say l'll check it out later >never check it >a few months later, brother gets leukemia >pray he gets better >he doesn't >brother dies >feels like s--- >turn 21 >packing stuff up for college >notice brother's old laptop >for some reason, remembers broken promise >charge up computer >boot up Minecraft >see world named "HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANON!!!" >load up world >beginning to tear up at this point >world loads >look around and see cake everywhere >giant pixel cake in front of me >balloons across the sky >turn around and see "HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY" built with blocks >under b-day message is a sign >sign says "happy birthday anon. You're the best brother ever. :DDD" >f------ cry for hours
>be me >having 18th birthday at home >pretty chill time with friends >brother asks if me I want to see his Minecraft world >tell him to go away >see he's hurt >feel guilty and say l'll check it out later >never check it >a few months later, brother gets leukemia >pray he gets better >he doesn't >brother dies >feels like s--- >turn 21 >packing stuff up for college >notice brother's old laptop >for some reason, remembers broken promise >charge up computer >boot up Minecraft >see world named "HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANON!!!" >load up world >beginning to tear up at this point >world loads >look around and see cake everywhere >giant pixel cake in front of me >balloons across the sky >turn around and see "HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY" built with blocks >under b-day message is a sign >sign says "happy birthday anon. You're the best brother ever. :DDD" >f------ cry for hours

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Anon is home alone | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: k9T6Wmnk) 04/17/12(Tue)06:40:56 No.393964882 >lay in bed s------- pants for 4 days because my dads out of town and i got the house to myself >burglar breaks in >kicks open my door >lazily fling s--- at him >burglar takes off mask >its my dad >explains he suspected i was the s--- shittington of shitton shire >admit i am >everything was better than i expected. Anonymous (ID: NSVGHUPO) 04/17/12(Tue)06:43:03 No.393965093 >>393964882 dude what
Anonymous (ID: k9T6Wmnk) 04/17/12(Tue)06:40:56 No.393964882 >lay in bed s------- pants for 4 days because my dads out of town and i got the house to myself >burglar breaks in >kicks open my door >lazily fling s--- at him >burglar takes off mask >its my dad >explains he suspected i was the s--- shittington of shitton shire >admit i am >everything was better than i expected. Anonymous (ID: NSVGHUPO) 04/17/12(Tue)06:43:03 No.393965093 >>393964882 dude what

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Anon is american | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/15/17(Fri)01:35:55 No.753827470 >>753827365 # >be american >internet is blocked >bored >go outside >get shot >>753827522 # >>753827523 #
: Anonymous 12/15/17(Fri)01:35:55 No.753827470 >>753827365 # >be american >internet is blocked >bored >go outside >get shot >>753827522 # >>753827523 #

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Anon plays D&D | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)23:15 No. 16426614 File1317006946 jpg-(96 KB, 634x456, sir bearington.jpg) >Make a bear character in D&D 3.5 >DM laughs >Make bear a rogue, put every point I can into disguise >Prestige class as a spy to get more disguise >DM says I can't speak english >Max out bluff >By growling and gesturing, I can fake speaking a language I don't speak (english) >use money to hire a butler NPC >Give him magical item to let him speak bear "GROWWWWWL" "An excellent suggestion, Mister Bearington. We really should ask the group to investigate the Black Marsh >Over the course of the game, be knighted as Sir Bearington >Queen holds a dinner in my honor. >A guest becomes the first man to ever make a perception check that can beat my disguise >Shouts out loud "HEY, THAT GUY'S NOT A GUY, HE'S JUST A BEAR!" >Man is escorted out of the castle while the guards apologise profusely for the indignity "We're so sorry, Sir Bearington, very sorry for this man's behavior" "ROAR" "shrug"
O Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)23:15 No. 16426614 File1317006946 jpg-(96 KB, 634x456, sir bearington.jpg) >Make a bear character in D&D 3.5 >DM laughs >Make bear a rogue, put every point I can into disguise >Prestige class as a spy to get more disguise >DM says I can't speak english >Max out bluff >By growling and gesturing, I can fake speaking a language I don't speak (english) >use money to hire a butler NPC >Give him magical item to let him speak bear "GROWWWWWL" "An excellent suggestion, Mister Bearington. We really should ask the group to investigate the Black Marsh >Over the course of the game, be knighted as Sir Bearington >Queen holds a dinner in my honor. >A guest becomes the first man to ever make a perception check that can beat my disguise >Shouts out loud "HEY, THAT GUY'S NOT A GUY, HE'S JUST A BEAR!" >Man is escorted out of the castle while the guards apologise profusely for the indignity "We're so sorry, Sir Bearington, very sorry for this man's behavior" "ROAR" "shrug"

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anon turns on his friend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 399044708 16 mins ago >>399044395 (OP) >be me >finally get a decent computer for that time (i live in australia so we're always behind other countries) >about 10 >befriend a guy from europe on 640.5 kB PNG runescape >we become best buds >he messages me everytime I logon without fail >we skill together >we slay hill giants together >one day login >he tells me he got rune armour >says his gonna go in wildy and wants me to come >decide to go with him >he gets attack by ranger but we kill them >european friend low on health >pull out my rune scimmy start hitting him >kill him >he messages me "w-- bro i thought we friends" >take his armour >block him and logout crying I-I hope his well.
Anonymous | 399044708 16 mins ago >>399044395 (OP) >be me >finally get a decent computer for that time (i live in australia so we're always behind other countries) >about 10 >befriend a guy from europe on 640.5 kB PNG runescape >we become best buds >he messages me everytime I logon without fail >we skill together >we slay hill giants together >one day login >he tells me he got rune armour >says his gonna go in wildy and wants me to come >decide to go with him >he gets attack by ranger but we kill them >european friend low on health >pull out my rune scimmy start hitting him >kill him >he messages me "w-- bro i thought we friends" >take his armour >block him and logout crying I-I hope his well.

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Anon is a cuban | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: /MYZSLKU )E Life of a Cuban 01/17/21(Sun)04:26:34 No.303241169 >wake up >Prepare Morning coffee >f---, we're outta coffee >No prob, try with milk >F---, we're outta milk >Get ready to work >S----- people, s----- salary >Go to store to buy coffee and 6 KB PNG milk >No stores have coffee or milk >Go to house >Watch the state payed news where they say every shop is selling coffee and milk >Fuckingliars.jpg >Go to Sleep
: Anonymous (ID: /MYZSLKU )E Life of a Cuban 01/17/21(Sun)04:26:34 No.303241169 >wake up >Prepare Morning coffee >f---, we're outta coffee >No prob, try with milk >F---, we're outta milk >Get ready to work >S----- people, s----- salary >Go to store to buy coffee and 6 KB PNG milk >No stores have coffee or milk >Go to house >Watch the state payed news where they say every shop is selling coffee and milk >Fuckingliars.jpg >Go to Sleep

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