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: Anonymous 01/17/21(Sun)18:13:54 No.61908386 1610657972591.jpg 203 KB JPG OCD is literally turning my brain into mush. I had to spend an hour rereading the definition of trapazoid because I doubted that I knew it : Anonymous 01/17/21(Sun)18:14:54 No.61908399 >>61908386 (OP) # Are you sure you got it right, though?
: Anonymous 01/17/21(Sun)18:13:54 No.61908386 1610657972591.jpg 203 KB JPG OCD is literally turning my brain into mush. I had to spend an hour rereading the definition of trapazoid because I doubted that I knew it : Anonymous 01/17/21(Sun)18:14:54 No.61908399 >>61908386 (OP) # Are you sure you got it right, though?

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File: 1603568665993.jpg (12 KB, 250x241) Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)12:38:31 No.845288878 [Reply] ► >watch p--- >mom walks in >quickly change to other tab so mom dont see >it's /b/ >first thread is loli thread >i'm 32 years old + 35 replies and 11 images omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)15:27:41 No.845295842 >>845294495 now you cant just preg a rich girl :( Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)15:28:09 No.845295865 >>845295790 Kek. Kys angry neet Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)15:31:15 No.845296031 >be me >in b loli thread >mom walks in >switch to other tab >it is mother son i----- Cont?
File: 1603568665993.jpg (12 KB, 250x241) Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)12:38:31 No.845288878 [Reply] ► >watch p--- >mom walks in >quickly change to other tab so mom dont see >it's /b/ >first thread is loli thread >i'm 32 years old + 35 replies and 11 images omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)15:27:41 No.845295842 >>845294495 now you cant just preg a rich girl :( Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)15:28:09 No.845295865 >>845295790 Kek. Kys angry neet Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)15:31:15 No.845296031 >be me >in b loli thread >mom walks in >switch to other tab >it is mother son i----- Cont?

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Anon wields a hammer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/19/21(Tue)20:35:42 No.61940854 >finally get a gf after years of trying at age 25 >shes f------ beautiful and perfect in every single way and makes me so damn happy >completely ruin it all by accidentally breaking her collarbone with ballpoint 26 KB JPG hammer Back to a life of loneliness.
: Anonymous 01/19/21(Tue)20:35:42 No.61940854 >finally get a gf after years of trying at age 25 >shes f------ beautiful and perfect in every single way and makes me so damn happy >completely ruin it all by accidentally breaking her collarbone with ballpoint 26 KB JPG hammer Back to a life of loneliness.

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Mfw no free upvotes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Cakeday 08/03/18(Fri)22:26:50 No.47269649 >Be me, wake up early for work. >Checks phone* -reddit cakeday >excute hype.exe >Spend minutes on half quality shitposts >mfw no free upvotes 43 KB JPG
: Anonymous Cakeday 08/03/18(Fri)22:26:50 No.47269649 >Be me, wake up early for work. >Checks phone* -reddit cakeday >excute hype.exe >Spend minutes on half quality shitposts >mfw no free upvotes 43 KB JPG

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Anon learns the truth about discord | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/19/21(Tue)00:55:07 No.61927584 >New to Discord >Find a few servers to join online >This one server is about chatting, the other is about vidya >Go to the gaming server first >See this f-- who was s------- on Fallout: new Vegas because it was 58 KB PNG 'ableist' >Ask the guy why it was ableist >Says it was because the game made fun of retards (you get to choose your intelligence in the game, if you have low intelligence the NPCS treat you like an idiot) >Being a fan of the game, I defend it saying that offending people is the last thing people in a post apocalyptic wasteland are concerned about >Turns out the person I was arguing with was a server booster, had mod perms >Muted 6h >Goes to the other server >Filled with normie teens and f--- >Almost everything is a trigger word >Weight/height talk is triggering >Snowflakes everywhere >Despite all that, I find a guy who has similar interests >We become friends >About a month later, he gets banned for some obscure reason >I decide to make my own server >No rules per se >l invite like two people (including that guy) >No one talks there, the server is dead
: Anonymous 01/19/21(Tue)00:55:07 No.61927584 >New to Discord >Find a few servers to join online >This one server is about chatting, the other is about vidya >Go to the gaming server first >See this f-- who was s------- on Fallout: new Vegas because it was 58 KB PNG 'ableist' >Ask the guy why it was ableist >Says it was because the game made fun of retards (you get to choose your intelligence in the game, if you have low intelligence the NPCS treat you like an idiot) >Being a fan of the game, I defend it saying that offending people is the last thing people in a post apocalyptic wasteland are concerned about >Turns out the person I was arguing with was a server booster, had mod perms >Muted 6h >Goes to the other server >Filled with normie teens and f--- >Almost everything is a trigger word >Weight/height talk is triggering >Snowflakes everywhere >Despite all that, I find a guy who has similar interests >We become friends >About a month later, he gets banned for some obscure reason >I decide to make my own server >No rules per se >l invite like two people (including that guy) >No one talks there, the server is dead

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Anon goes to a road trip | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/25/18(Sat)05:00:20 No.4772909 most retarded moments thread ? them Virginia > be me > be 11 > in car with family heading home from county fair > dad wants dinner > mom hands me the phone book and tells me to look up the number for the place dad wanted so she could check 100 KB JPG the wait > for whatever f------ reason I hear "get rid of this" > roll down the window and chunk the phone book as we're going 80 on the interstate I didn't get dinner that night
: Anonymous 08/25/18(Sat)05:00:20 No.4772909 most retarded moments thread ? them Virginia > be me > be 11 > in car with family heading home from county fair > dad wants dinner > mom hands me the phone book and tells me to look up the number for the place dad wanted so she could check 100 KB JPG the wait > for whatever f------ reason I hear "get rid of this" > roll down the window and chunk the phone book as we're going 80 on the interstate I didn't get dinner that night

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anon is a massive dick | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/19/21(Tue)19:21:13 No.61938579 >decide to go on tinder and chadfish >match with a bunch of stacylites and alt stacies/art w----- >act interested towards them and say I want to meet up, get them excited 56 KB JPG >ask what their cup size is >if they say its less than a natural DD cup (most of them have some kind of eating disorder so they have no t--- especially the arthoes and alt girls) >l say oh gross I didnt realize I was talking to a t----- >n-no Chad im not a t-----! >ask them to send me c--- pics as proof >make fun of their p---- or send a vomit emoji especially if its a roast >even when im really rude to them they still hang on because theyre desperate to keep Chad talking to them >say something like thanks for the mediocre nudes but I only date titcows and immediately unmatch them >mfw made a bunch of flat chested w----- insecure about their bodies and probably will go get labiaplasty and nasty bolt-on implants now Who else /devilish/? : Anonymous 01/19/21(Tue)19:23:22 No.61938612 Its stuff like this that makes me want to leave 4chan >>61938622 # >>61938662 # >>61938751 # >>61938940 # >>61941689 # 01 /10121(Tue)10.22.57 No 61029 522 numouO
: Anonymous 01/19/21(Tue)19:21:13 No.61938579 >decide to go on tinder and chadfish >match with a bunch of stacylites and alt stacies/art w----- >act interested towards them and say I want to meet up, get them excited 56 KB JPG >ask what their cup size is >if they say its less than a natural DD cup (most of them have some kind of eating disorder so they have no t--- especially the arthoes and alt girls) >l say oh gross I didnt realize I was talking to a t----- >n-no Chad im not a t-----! >ask them to send me c--- pics as proof >make fun of their p---- or send a vomit emoji especially if its a roast >even when im really rude to them they still hang on because theyre desperate to keep Chad talking to them >say something like thanks for the mediocre nudes but I only date titcows and immediately unmatch them >mfw made a bunch of flat chested w----- insecure about their bodies and probably will go get labiaplasty and nasty bolt-on implants now Who else /devilish/? : Anonymous 01/19/21(Tue)19:23:22 No.61938612 Its stuff like this that makes me want to leave 4chan >>61938622 # >>61938662 # >>61938751 # >>61938940 # >>61941689 # 01 /10121(Tue)10.22.57 No 61029 522 numouO

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Anon has rich GF | /r/Greentext

No.749218743 20 minutes ago JPG 14.3 KiB 395x372 Wanted to share something with you /b/ >Be me 21, very poor and broke at Uni. >Has a rich qt as gf. >She loves me, never asks for gifts. >just my company and me helping her in studies. >Life is good. >Valentines week comes and GF not even once mentions about it. >Still. I love her and wants to impress her. >l collect all my savings and finally have enough bucks to buy something. Go to the mall. >Everything is so expensive. >Everything is out of reach. >Luckily finds a nice perfume, because she loves perfumes. >hoping she would like. >Spends the rest of money on nice gift wrap. >Left with no money even for the public transport. >Doesn't matter cuz in love. >Walks 3 miles to home. The V-Day comes. >We both chillin in my room. >l show her the gift. >She gets really excited. >Opens it up, in a hurry. >Me scared if she will like it. >She really loves it. >Hellyeah.jpeg >Starts jumping around with tears in her eyes. >Hugs me tight, >Kisses me. >We both cry, Alot! >That gift was only worth 25$ and it meant the world to her. >l would never let her go lads. >I love her. Реace ...
No.749218743 20 minutes ago JPG 14.3 KiB 395x372 Wanted to share something with you /b/ >Be me 21, very poor and broke at Uni. >Has a rich qt as gf. >She loves me, never asks for gifts. >just my company and me helping her in studies. >Life is good. >Valentines week comes and GF not even once mentions about it. >Still. I love her and wants to impress her. >l collect all my savings and finally have enough bucks to buy something. Go to the mall. >Everything is so expensive. >Everything is out of reach. >Luckily finds a nice perfume, because she loves perfumes. >hoping she would like. >Spends the rest of money on nice gift wrap. >Left with no money even for the public transport. >Doesn't matter cuz in love. >Walks 3 miles to home. The V-Day comes. >We both chillin in my room. >l show her the gift. >She gets really excited. >Opens it up, in a hurry. >Me scared if she will like it. >She really loves it. >Hellyeah.jpeg >Starts jumping around with tears in her eyes. >Hugs me tight, >Kisses me. >We both cry, Alot! >That gift was only worth 25$ and it meant the world to her. >l would never let her go lads. >I love her. Реace ...

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Anon hates himself | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/19/21(Tue)20:36:15 No.845253377 >Be me >diagnosed with unsoecified personality disorder >autistic traits >very extroverted and impulsive >hate small talk and love deep 15 KB JPG talks >have a small circle of friends that tolerate me >be depressive af cause of family issues >be a darwinist and hates oneself and the vast majority of population cause they are alive because voilated darwinian evolution >writes post in 3am cause has noone to talk to How do i get out of this pls help 35 Replies / 3 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 01/19/21(Tue)20:36:15 No.845253377 >Be me >diagnosed with unsoecified personality disorder >autistic traits >very extroverted and impulsive >hate small talk and love deep 15 KB JPG talks >have a small circle of friends that tolerate me >be depressive af cause of family issues >be a darwinist and hates oneself and the vast majority of population cause they are alive because voilated darwinian evolution >writes post in 3am cause has noone to talk to How do i get out of this pls help 35 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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Anon decides to get a hooker | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/20/20(Thu)15:56:42 No.56824702 How do you manage pain? >decided to bite the bullet and get Exerse/Yoge enoouprofen Alcoot a h----- >find most good looking cheapest w---- near where i live >call her and we start talking >>"you sound a bit nervous,are you a virgin?" >"Y-yes i'm a virgin" GAcrupuncture/Massage Heroir Prescriarian pain meds *mply ve with the pain. Vote View results Seamore oolls 105 KB JPG >"'I'm sorry,i don't service virgins anymore.l feel super guilty afterwards." >she hangs up Nothing makes you feel more alive like being truned down by litteral prostitute,real confidence boost! 9 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 02/20/20(Thu)15:56:42 No.56824702 How do you manage pain? >decided to bite the bullet and get Exerse/Yoge enoouprofen Alcoot a h----- >find most good looking cheapest w---- near where i live >call her and we start talking >>"you sound a bit nervous,are you a virgin?" >"Y-yes i'm a virgin" GAcrupuncture/Massage Heroir Prescriarian pain meds *mply ve with the pain. Vote View results Seamore oolls 105 KB JPG >"'I'm sorry,i don't service virgins anymore.l feel super guilty afterwards." >she hangs up Nothing makes you feel more alive like being truned down by litteral prostitute,real confidence boost! 9 Replies View Thread

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Anon's frens turn gay. | /r/Greentext


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Anon becomes what he swore to destroy | /r/Greentext


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Anon loves his mother | /r/Greentext

ll Stay Home TeleTalk 3G 1:47 AM 66% Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 v Settings Mobile Home : Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)01:30:49 No.61935017 >tfw mum has nice booba 20 KB PNG 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)01:31:53 No.61935035 >>61935017 (OP) # >tfw can't be attracted to any kind of a girl or woman who shares any kind of similarity with how my mom looks >have lost countless erections mid-fap during p--- because of this : Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)01:41:21 No.61935137 >>61935017 (OP) # >both mom and sister are F Cups >scared of having a daughter since she would become a t---- monster in highschool. >so far, each sibling has had only daughters. Guys im f------ scared.
ll Stay Home TeleTalk 3G 1:47 AM 66% Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 v Settings Mobile Home : Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)01:30:49 No.61935017 >tfw mum has nice booba 20 KB PNG 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)01:31:53 No.61935035 >>61935017 (OP) # >tfw can't be attracted to any kind of a girl or woman who shares any kind of similarity with how my mom looks >have lost countless erections mid-fap during p--- because of this : Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)01:41:21 No.61935137 >>61935017 (OP) # >both mom and sister are F Cups >scared of having a daughter since she would become a t---- monster in highschool. >so far, each sibling has had only daughters. Guys im f------ scared.

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Anon lost his only chance | /r/Greentext

File: 1504547091210.png (39 KB, 656x755) Anonymous 01/11/19(Fri)19:31:28 No.789713331 >me 12 years old >going on holiday with my parents >i have an awkward relationship with a femanon >my parents invite her to come with us >she accepts >think i m going to f--- her >parents get 1 room >we got a separate room >i'm definitely going to f--- her >double bed in the room >1st night going to sleep >trying to sleep near her >can't sleep >random boner > she noticed it and started touching it >autism.exe > run/cry in my parents room >10 years later we still haven't spoken since then
File: 1504547091210.png (39 KB, 656x755) Anonymous 01/11/19(Fri)19:31:28 No.789713331 >me 12 years old >going on holiday with my parents >i have an awkward relationship with a femanon >my parents invite her to come with us >she accepts >think i m going to f--- her >parents get 1 room >we got a separate room >i'm definitely going to f--- her >double bed in the room >1st night going to sleep >trying to sleep near her >can't sleep >random boner > she noticed it and started touching it >autism.exe > run/cry in my parents room >10 years later we still haven't spoken since then

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Anon Got 3% Nigerian | /r/Greentext

> be me > racist af > took AncestryDNA > got 3% Nigerian > im now Volunteer at NAACP 68 KB PNG
> be me > racist af > took AncestryDNA > got 3% Nigerian > im now Volunteer at NAACP 68 KB PNG

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Anon’s in a sticky situation, what would you do? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)20:17:27 No.845285789 >had sex on new year's night >condom broke >gf's ovulation day >her period is 5 days late >both still live with parents in college >gf says abortion is sin 39 KB JPG what do anons? 39 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)20:17:27 No.845285789 >had sex on new year's night >condom broke >gf's ovulation day >her period is 5 days late >both still live with parents in college >gf says abortion is sin 39 KB JPG what do anons? 39 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon goes to Detroit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 09tOc2n+ Detroit Storys ill start 01/19/21(Tue)18:18:25 No.303693765 >be me >germanfag >about 4 years ago >go to murica bc y not, family vacation >rent a car and start a roadtrip >starting from chicago to nyc to toronto >as the stupid german f--- we are drive 75 KB PNG through Detroit >people watching us making pictures of the ruins that they call home >loljustlikeinthemovies.jpg >ffw its evening, dark as f--- >nostreetlights.exe >sister needs to pee and i'm hungry >decide to go to McDonalds >woman at the counter needs to unlock the door >w-- >looks at me like she never seen a white person before >"hey can we use your bathroom?" >insist that we should go somewhere else >"nah we're good, can we order now?" >gives us the food in a bag >still sit down in front of the windows >woman unlocks the bathroom >almost puked as the restroom is full of blood and hair >s----- minivan full of negros pulling up at the parking slot in front of the McDonalds >start staring at us >feel uncomfortable and tell family what just happened >employees visibly paniking >goes on for 15 minutes >shitshitshit pls dont kill us >woman at the counter goes to the door and showing the guys some gangsigns or s---, also talks to them >mfw el negros get in the car and leave >mfw big mama saved my live After they were gone we ran to the car and didnt stopped until we were out of Detroit. Almost broke down bc empty fuel.
: Anonymous (ID: 09tOc2n+ Detroit Storys ill start 01/19/21(Tue)18:18:25 No.303693765 >be me >germanfag >about 4 years ago >go to murica bc y not, family vacation >rent a car and start a roadtrip >starting from chicago to nyc to toronto >as the stupid german f--- we are drive 75 KB PNG through Detroit >people watching us making pictures of the ruins that they call home >loljustlikeinthemovies.jpg >ffw its evening, dark as f--- >nostreetlights.exe >sister needs to pee and i'm hungry >decide to go to McDonalds >woman at the counter needs to unlock the door >w-- >looks at me like she never seen a white person before >"hey can we use your bathroom?" >insist that we should go somewhere else >"nah we're good, can we order now?" >gives us the food in a bag >still sit down in front of the windows >woman unlocks the bathroom >almost puked as the restroom is full of blood and hair >s----- minivan full of negros pulling up at the parking slot in front of the McDonalds >start staring at us >feel uncomfortable and tell family what just happened >employees visibly paniking >goes on for 15 minutes >shitshitshit pls dont kill us >woman at the counter goes to the door and showing the guys some gangsigns or s---, also talks to them >mfw el negros get in the car and leave >mfw big mama saved my live After they were gone we ran to the car and didnt stopped until we were out of Detroit. Almost broke down bc empty fuel.

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Anon has a dog | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/19/21(Tue)08:54:44 No.61931578 >be khhv >anons online troll me and tell me I deserve to be alone >be sad >dog wakes up >hear her tail whacking my bedroom door >open door >jumping on my legs and howling in happiness 110 KB PNG Thanks doggy
Anonymous 01/19/21(Tue)08:54:44 No.61931578 >be khhv >anons online troll me and tell me I deserve to be alone >be sad >dog wakes up >hear her tail whacking my bedroom door >open door >jumping on my legs and howling in happiness 110 KB PNG Thanks doggy

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