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: Anonymous 01/21/21(Thu)12:53:56 No.845374686 I fuckeda trap and regret it >meet fren from discord >we live near eachother >hes a trap >we get super close and start meeting 100 KB JPG up >one night we start drinking >one thing leads to another and we're getting handsy >he goes to the bathroom to "prep" >he comes back, im diamonds >l slide my d--- in >feels like a ring around my d--- >Start pounding away no wrap >hes moaning >eh it feels ok for me >pull out my d--- >LITERAL WATERY S--- ON MY C--- >S--- has mixed with the Lube and is now leaking out of His ass >it fills the room with a Strong smell of S---- >He leaked poop all over my bed >I run to the bathroom to vomit >*PUKE* >my d--- is still semi hard >look down at it >"oh my f------ god" >tiny small bits of white string on my d--- >Tiny small bits of White String moving ALL OVER MY D--- >kicked that mentally ill freak out of my Flat >spend 3 hours in the shower 43 Replies / 3 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 01/21/21(Thu)12:53:56 No.845374686 I fuckeda trap and regret it >meet fren from discord >we live near eachother >hes a trap >we get super close and start meeting 100 KB JPG up >one night we start drinking >one thing leads to another and we're getting handsy >he goes to the bathroom to "prep" >he comes back, im diamonds >l slide my d--- in >feels like a ring around my d--- >Start pounding away no wrap >hes moaning >eh it feels ok for me >pull out my d--- >LITERAL WATERY S--- ON MY C--- >S--- has mixed with the Lube and is now leaking out of His ass >it fills the room with a Strong smell of S---- >He leaked poop all over my bed >I run to the bathroom to vomit >*PUKE* >my d--- is still semi hard >look down at it >"oh my f------ god" >tiny small bits of white string on my d--- >Tiny small bits of White String moving ALL OVER MY D--- >kicked that mentally ill freak out of my Flat >spend 3 hours in the shower 43 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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anon goes on an adventure | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/02/18(Sun)00:00:01 No.47882933 >be me, 8 at the time >playing in front lawn >dude comes up with a van >dressed in trenchcoat and wearing dark glasses >"hey kid, wanna help me find my dog?" 196 KB GIF >not knowing better say, "sure!" >he takes my hand and leads me to his van >driving around for a little bit >stops >gets out >back of van opens, a dog leaps inside >oh boy!" >"okay, thanks for the help, want to go home now?" >"yeah!" >takes me home >telling parents about my adventure >dad rapes me View Thread
Anonymous 09/02/18(Sun)00:00:01 No.47882933 >be me, 8 at the time >playing in front lawn >dude comes up with a van >dressed in trenchcoat and wearing dark glasses >"hey kid, wanna help me find my dog?" 196 KB GIF >not knowing better say, "sure!" >he takes my hand and leads me to his van >driving around for a little bit >stops >gets out >back of van opens, a dog leaps inside >oh boy!" >"okay, thanks for the help, want to go home now?" >"yeah!" >takes me home >telling parents about my adventure >dad rapes me View Thread

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Anon posts lyrics that hit hard | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/20/17(Tue)06:13:17 No.37835076 ITT: Post lyrics that hit you hard. >l've spent days trying to decide >Which knives I should use 62 KB JPG to lobotomize >The rotting tumors inside my brain >They're always whispering, "You're not okay." : Anonymous 06/20/17(Tue)06:14:27 No.37835096 >>37835076 (OP)# what an emo little f----- you are
: Anonymous 06/20/17(Tue)06:13:17 No.37835076 ITT: Post lyrics that hit you hard. >l've spent days trying to decide >Which knives I should use 62 KB JPG to lobotomize >The rotting tumors inside my brain >They're always whispering, "You're not okay." : Anonymous 06/20/17(Tue)06:14:27 No.37835096 >>37835076 (OP)# what an emo little f----- you are

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: Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)14:56:28 No.845325351 zelda-breath-of-the-wild-completion.jpg| 122 KB JPG I just finished Breath of the Wild and I have to say I have an uber crush/fetish for Zelda. Just one prob - Im a guy and im not gay so l'm wondering if anyone has any p--- of a girl version of zelda to add to my collection. Thanks : Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)15:00:39 No.845325614 >>845325351 (OP) # Good one lol : Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)15:00:48 No.845325626 ?
: Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)14:56:28 No.845325351 zelda-breath-of-the-wild-completion.jpg| 122 KB JPG I just finished Breath of the Wild and I have to say I have an uber crush/fetish for Zelda. Just one prob - Im a guy and im not gay so l'm wondering if anyone has any p--- of a girl version of zelda to add to my collection. Thanks : Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)15:00:39 No.845325614 >>845325351 (OP) # Good one lol : Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)15:00:48 No.845325626 ?

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Anon meets a cuck | /r/Greentext

>be me, junkie >sitting in a dark ass alley, trying to kill the bedbugs with meth smoke >see a couple walk by, well dressed, clearly have money >takewhatsyours.wav >jump out of the alley and say >"look! No one needs to get hurt just give me your 211 KB JPG money wallet and purse" >the guy says “oh so you wanna hold my wife down and force your c--- into her ass while I watch helplessly from across the street huh??!" >wait..what? >he pulls his wife's pants down and runs across the street >she looks at me and licks her lips >mfw I just wanted some f------ meth you f------ cucks.
>be me, junkie >sitting in a dark ass alley, trying to kill the bedbugs with meth smoke >see a couple walk by, well dressed, clearly have money >takewhatsyours.wav >jump out of the alley and say >"look! No one needs to get hurt just give me your 211 KB JPG money wallet and purse" >the guy says “oh so you wanna hold my wife down and force your c--- into her ass while I watch helplessly from across the street huh??!" >wait..what? >he pulls his wife's pants down and runs across the street >she looks at me and licks her lips >mfw I just wanted some f------ meth you f------ cucks.

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Anon goes on a date | /r/Greentext

ul 3 4G 22:22 7 % a boards.4chan.org : Anonymous Tinder 01/20/21(Wed)21:40:42 No.61949990 >Be me last night >Swipe on tinder before sleep 11pm >MATCH.jpg 8.5/10 qt 3.14 >she ask me to come over within 7 40 KB JPG min of match >"yeah ill be there in like 30 min" >get in shower to wash away parents disgrace >5 minutes away i ask for exact adress >arrive in her area >still no answer on exakt adress or where in the area i should meet her >maybe she is also washing away disgrace >wait 10 minutes >send "?" >Waitinglntensifies.jpg >sit there and wait for about 30 mins totalt >finally realizes she is not going to answer >go home and cry myself to sleep Why are women like this anons what did i do wrong the last thing she sent was "i cant even wait" : Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)21:43:35 No.61950020 >>61949990 (OP) # women view these kinds of interactions as a game. The more they appear they don't care the more they are "winning".
ul 3 4G 22:22 7 % a boards.4chan.org : Anonymous Tinder 01/20/21(Wed)21:40:42 No.61949990 >Be me last night >Swipe on tinder before sleep 11pm >MATCH.jpg 8.5/10 qt 3.14 >she ask me to come over within 7 40 KB JPG min of match >"yeah ill be there in like 30 min" >get in shower to wash away parents disgrace >5 minutes away i ask for exact adress >arrive in her area >still no answer on exakt adress or where in the area i should meet her >maybe she is also washing away disgrace >wait 10 minutes >send "?" >Waitinglntensifies.jpg >sit there and wait for about 30 mins totalt >finally realizes she is not going to answer >go home and cry myself to sleep Why are women like this anons what did i do wrong the last thing she sent was "i cant even wait" : Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)21:43:35 No.61950020 >>61949990 (OP) # women view these kinds of interactions as a game. The more they appear they don't care the more they are "winning".

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Spiderbro knew the truth... | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/13/11(Thu)21:50:0 No.302167405 not my story, but one I had seen like 7 months ago. >have spiderbro >eats random bugs and s--- in my kitchen >once killed a mouse >we live happily together for a few months >one night, go to bars and pick up girl >bring girl home, end up heading to my bedroom >spiderbro is on wall >girl screams runs home >get so angry I kill spiderbro for denying me my needs >find out from friend couple days later that the girl had herpes >spiderbro knew >sadface.jpg
Anonymous 01/13/11(Thu)21:50:0 No.302167405 not my story, but one I had seen like 7 months ago. >have spiderbro >eats random bugs and s--- in my kitchen >once killed a mouse >we live happily together for a few months >one night, go to bars and pick up girl >bring girl home, end up heading to my bedroom >spiderbro is on wall >girl screams runs home >get so angry I kill spiderbro for denying me my needs >find out from friend couple days later that the girl had herpes >spiderbro knew >sadface.jpg

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Anon cant hear | /r/Greentext

File: XbjD4PgjQ9-8.png (44 KB, 300x250) I Anonymous 01/21/21(Thu)12:15:30 No.845375348 ► >be me >one day listening to music >cant hear that good as before >go to ear doctor >oh s--- n---- you going deaf im sorry >froze in place >sad as f--- >go home >dont tell parents cause they be sad >as days pass they know because i dont respond when they call me or ask me questions >one night at bed before sleeping >headphones on and volume blasting at maximum cause i can hear s--- >fall asleep with my last sounds to be engraved in my mind M83 midnight city Sweden c148 Andromeda Gorrilaz >this 3 songs are the last things i heard >sometimes i leave the house go hide somewere and cry >cant cry in house cause parents are old and they feel bad >WHAT IM MISSING
File: XbjD4PgjQ9-8.png (44 KB, 300x250) I Anonymous 01/21/21(Thu)12:15:30 No.845375348 ► >be me >one day listening to music >cant hear that good as before >go to ear doctor >oh s--- n---- you going deaf im sorry >froze in place >sad as f--- >go home >dont tell parents cause they be sad >as days pass they know because i dont respond when they call me or ask me questions >one night at bed before sleeping >headphones on and volume blasting at maximum cause i can hear s--- >fall asleep with my last sounds to be engraved in my mind M83 midnight city Sweden c148 Andromeda Gorrilaz >this 3 songs are the last things i heard >sometimes i leave the house go hide somewere and cry >cant cry in house cause parents are old and they feel bad >WHAT IM MISSING

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Anon learned something | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/21/21(Thu)20:38:52 No.845378460 >f--- h----- >having sex doesn't immediately solve all my problems w-- bros you lied to me 238 KB JPG : Anonymous 01/21/21(Thu)20:40:30 No.845378539 >>845378460 (OP) # >he fell for it Got another one, boys
: Anonymous 01/21/21(Thu)20:38:52 No.845378460 >f--- h----- >having sex doesn't immediately solve all my problems w-- bros you lied to me 238 KB JPG : Anonymous 01/21/21(Thu)20:40:30 No.845378539 >>845378460 (OP) # >he fell for it Got another one, boys

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Anon has feet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/13/20(Tue)23:00:30 No.837830448 >be me >17 >male >broke af >think of ways to make easy money >remember hearing about girls 19 KB PNG selling feet pics on OnlyFans >look at my feet >notice how feminine they look idea.jpg few weeks later >turn 18 >download OnlyFans on my phone >setup billing information and s--- >shave off all hair on my feet and lower legs >take pictures of feet >horny retards start paying monthly subscriptions for my feet >starts off slow but eventually start making decent money tfw I realize many grown men have nutted to my feet >doesn't matter, now financially stable
: Anonymous 10/13/20(Tue)23:00:30 No.837830448 >be me >17 >male >broke af >think of ways to make easy money >remember hearing about girls 19 KB PNG selling feet pics on OnlyFans >look at my feet >notice how feminine they look idea.jpg few weeks later >turn 18 >download OnlyFans on my phone >setup billing information and s--- >shave off all hair on my feet and lower legs >take pictures of feet >horny retards start paying monthly subscriptions for my feet >starts off slow but eventually start making decent money tfw I realize many grown men have nutted to my feet >doesn't matter, now financially stable

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: Anonymous 01/13/21(Wed)09:59:24 No.844740211 >masturbating in bedroom >about to c-- >dad comes running in naked screaming >'and here comes dad from left field!!' >he does a running jump 83 KB JPG >lands a------ first on my d--- >penetration.png >c-- >mfw he laughs and calls me a f----- for cuming in another guy EVERY F------ TIME
: Anonymous 01/13/21(Wed)09:59:24 No.844740211 >masturbating in bedroom >about to c-- >dad comes running in naked screaming >'and here comes dad from left field!!' >he does a running jump 83 KB JPG >lands a------ first on my d--- >penetration.png >c-- >mfw he laughs and calls me a f----- for cuming in another guy EVERY F------ TIME

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Anon has stupid | /r/Greentext

O File: 1585233353477.png (888 KB, 850x660) O Moments of stupidity Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)19:24:46 No.61952752 [Reply] ► >>61953071 >>61953117 >>61953193 Here's a story that might give you a chuckle. >15 at the time >cousin was 17 >hanging out at her house because it was summer and they had a pool >Get caught looking at her t--- >she decided to tease me by stripping and going skinny dipping >convinced me to also skinny dip and stuff started getting hot and heavy >start getting it on and we do the deed on the poolside >about 10 minutes later my uncle storms out screaming "the f--- are you doing?" >seperates us and started berating his daughter >"What's wrong with you putting your hands on your special needs cousin?" He yelled >I then immediately open my mouth and say "we have a special needs cousin that you had sex with?" >uncle turns and just had a blank emotionless face. This empty expression felt like it went on for 10 minutes before he just sent his daughter inside the house and then gave me a car ride home >uncle didn't say a word til we got to my parents house and simply said "your a good kid" It was like 6 years later while talking a shower that it finally hit me that he was talking about me and I was too stupid to realize. * O Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)19:54:33 No.61953071 File: 1610989500746.jpg (93 KB, 385x390) >>61952752 (OP) f------ kek dude laughed so hard at second to last line
O File: 1585233353477.png (888 KB, 850x660) O Moments of stupidity Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)19:24:46 No.61952752 [Reply] ► >>61953071 >>61953117 >>61953193 Here's a story that might give you a chuckle. >15 at the time >cousin was 17 >hanging out at her house because it was summer and they had a pool >Get caught looking at her t--- >she decided to tease me by stripping and going skinny dipping >convinced me to also skinny dip and stuff started getting hot and heavy >start getting it on and we do the deed on the poolside >about 10 minutes later my uncle storms out screaming "the f--- are you doing?" >seperates us and started berating his daughter >"What's wrong with you putting your hands on your special needs cousin?" He yelled >I then immediately open my mouth and say "we have a special needs cousin that you had sex with?" >uncle turns and just had a blank emotionless face. This empty expression felt like it went on for 10 minutes before he just sent his daughter inside the house and then gave me a car ride home >uncle didn't say a word til we got to my parents house and simply said "your a good kid" It was like 6 years later while talking a shower that it finally hit me that he was talking about me and I was too stupid to realize. * O Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)19:54:33 No.61953071 File: 1610989500746.jpg (93 KB, 385x390) >>61952752 (OP) f------ kek dude laughed so hard at second to last line

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Anon is a corporate shill | /r/Greentext

1610684789942.png 57 KB PNG >GrubHub perks give you deals on the food you love. The kind of deals that make you boogie. Get the food you love, with perks from GrubHub! Grub what you love!
1610684789942.png 57 KB PNG >GrubHub perks give you deals on the food you love. The kind of deals that make you boogie. Get the food you love, with perks from GrubHub! Grub what you love!

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What about Rebecca? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/21/19(Sun)16:00:54 No.53500811 >bf gets fit >dumps me four months ago >immediately starts dating some skinny blonde c--- called rebecca 28 KB JPG >last night he drunk-dialled me >asked me to come over >we have sex >afterwards i ask "so are we together again?" >"don't be stupid anon. what about rebecca?"
: Anonymous 07/21/19(Sun)16:00:54 No.53500811 >bf gets fit >dumps me four months ago >immediately starts dating some skinny blonde c--- called rebecca 28 KB JPG >last night he drunk-dialled me >asked me to come over >we have sex >afterwards i ask "so are we together again?" >"don't be stupid anon. what about rebecca?"

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Anon is in denial. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/21/21(Thu)00:55:22 No.845360641 >be i >doing my normal edge-sesh for the night >getting kinda bored tbh, paying more attention to the tv than the p--- on my phone >see "BBW Fart Comp" in the 57 KB JPG suggestions >"haha this will be funny" >first girl is easily 450 pounds of nothing but pure american woman >taken aback by the sheer amount of cream colored ass filling my screen immediately >slightly blinded by the amount of light it's casting from my phone screen >she whispers something, so I turn my volume up to hear it >as my volume reaches the highest setting... BRRRRAAAAAAAPPPP!! >rattling my earbuds with the sheer bassy might of this womans ass >c-- instantly >immediately close the incognito window, turn my phone off >go to bed disgusted with myself >three days later >thinkin about them braps... guys i don't want a fart fetish what do i do please help please : Anonymous 01/21/21(Thu)01:14:31 No.845361885 >I don't want a fart fetish I'm sorry but it seems to be too late for that 1.13 MB GIF
: Anonymous 01/21/21(Thu)00:55:22 No.845360641 >be i >doing my normal edge-sesh for the night >getting kinda bored tbh, paying more attention to the tv than the p--- on my phone >see "BBW Fart Comp" in the 57 KB JPG suggestions >"haha this will be funny" >first girl is easily 450 pounds of nothing but pure american woman >taken aback by the sheer amount of cream colored ass filling my screen immediately >slightly blinded by the amount of light it's casting from my phone screen >she whispers something, so I turn my volume up to hear it >as my volume reaches the highest setting... BRRRRAAAAAAAPPPP!! >rattling my earbuds with the sheer bassy might of this womans ass >c-- instantly >immediately close the incognito window, turn my phone off >go to bed disgusted with myself >three days later >thinkin about them braps... guys i don't want a fart fetish what do i do please help please : Anonymous 01/21/21(Thu)01:14:31 No.845361885 >I don't want a fart fetish I'm sorry but it seems to be too late for that 1.13 MB GIF

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Anon is itchy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/20/21 (Wed)19:48:53 No.61954251 itch itch >be me, 14 >shave pubes off because other friends did it >2 days later starts itching like hell >oh god it itches >oh god it itches so good 263 KB PNG >yesss aawwww itch so good >mfw cant resist shaving pubes every few days to get itchy feeling >mfw addicted to itching damn
: Anonymous 01/20/21 (Wed)19:48:53 No.61954251 itch itch >be me, 14 >shave pubes off because other friends did it >2 days later starts itching like hell >oh god it itches >oh god it itches so good 263 KB PNG >yesss aawwww itch so good >mfw cant resist shaving pubes every few days to get itchy feeling >mfw addicted to itching damn

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Anon tips the pizza man | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous = 10/21/20(Wed)19:33:57 No.99006488 >Hi anon, that'll be $15 + tip >Hand him 3 five dollar bills and some Radiohead CDs Has anyone else tipped the pizza guy in Radiohead CDs before? 1.8 MB PNG
: Anonymous = 10/21/20(Wed)19:33:57 No.99006488 >Hi anon, that'll be $15 + tip >Hand him 3 five dollar bills and some Radiohead CDs Has anyone else tipped the pizza guy in Radiohead CDs before? 1.8 MB PNG

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Anon hits too close to home... | /r/Greentext

File: cc11ee36ef469abab1f349ebb(...).jpg (565 KB, 1200x1879) O Anonymous 01/21/21(Thu)07:40:14 No.61955234 >>61955388 would you date a double amputee girl? O Anonymous 01/21/21(Thu)07:54:29 No.61955388 File: d90.jpg (91 KB, 600x532) >>61955234 (OP) i would date any girl as long as she f------ loved me [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [DAuto]
File: cc11ee36ef469abab1f349ebb(...).jpg (565 KB, 1200x1879) O Anonymous 01/21/21(Thu)07:40:14 No.61955234 >>61955388 would you date a double amputee girl? O Anonymous 01/21/21(Thu)07:54:29 No.61955388 File: d90.jpg (91 KB, 600x532) >>61955234 (OP) i would date any girl as long as she f------ loved me [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [DAuto]

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Anon is at sea | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/04/18(Tue)11:05:08 No.779004157 >be me >manual labour f-- on a cargo ship in the atlantic >we make a detour to check out a shipwreck on an island >inside its cargo hold we find 29 KB JPG thousands of female dwarves >wat >romantic british coworker gets too close >one of them jumps on his face and clamps her p---- on his mouth >okay.png >takes 4 of us and a f------ crowbar to prize her off >get the f--- out of there >back on the ship, set sail again >having lunch with coworkers >british f-- starts to have a seizure >f------ baby bursts out of his chest and runs off >spend 3 hours cleaning up the blood and crumpets >few days later a fully grown dwarf is running around r----- people >it's my shift to go and hunt the r--- dwarf >carry a flamethrower into a ventilation shaft >turn my motion tracker on >it starts beeping I don't get paid enough for this s---
: Anonymous 09/04/18(Tue)11:05:08 No.779004157 >be me >manual labour f-- on a cargo ship in the atlantic >we make a detour to check out a shipwreck on an island >inside its cargo hold we find 29 KB JPG thousands of female dwarves >wat >romantic british coworker gets too close >one of them jumps on his face and clamps her p---- on his mouth >okay.png >takes 4 of us and a f------ crowbar to prize her off >get the f--- out of there >back on the ship, set sail again >having lunch with coworkers >british f-- starts to have a seizure >f------ baby bursts out of his chest and runs off >spend 3 hours cleaning up the blood and crumpets >few days later a fully grown dwarf is running around r----- people >it's my shift to go and hunt the r--- dwarf >carry a flamethrower into a ventilation shaft >turn my motion tracker on >it starts beeping I don't get paid enough for this s---

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