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Anon liquidates wall street | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: GQRUUFC5 01/28/21(Thu)03:25:50 No.26732908 sunn EE79D70B-DBEA-4461-B710-4513C198C512.jpg 215 KB JPG >liqudated a bunch of Jews on Holocaust Rememberance day Holy f--- reddit is actually based for once 52 Replies / 17 Images View Thread
: Anonymous (ID: GQRUUFC5 01/28/21(Thu)03:25:50 No.26732908 sunn EE79D70B-DBEA-4461-B710-4513C198C512.jpg 215 KB JPG >liqudated a bunch of Jews on Holocaust Rememberance day Holy f--- reddit is actually based for once 52 Replies / 17 Images View Thread

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Anon is 4chan overlord | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/03/19(Sat)01:04:52 No.806179622 >Ве you >Reddit F-- >Looking for some juicy morsels for r/greentext to raise your karma by 10 like the sniveling dog that you are, waiting for your 4chan overlords to allow you to glimpse at our scraps. 424 KB PNG >Post this one f-----. I'll be watching. 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 08/03/19(Sat)01:04:52 No.806179622 >Ве you >Reddit F-- >Looking for some juicy morsels for r/greentext to raise your karma by 10 like the sniveling dog that you are, waiting for your 4chan overlords to allow you to glimpse at our scraps. 424 KB PNG >Post this one f-----. I'll be watching. 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon gets the short end of the stick | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/30/18(Mon)13:48:17 No.47167339 Manlet feels thread >be average looking(5/10) >5'8 height >younger brother is 6'1 >younger cousins are taller >younger sister is about to reach my height as well 7 KB JPG >mom is taller
: Anonymous 07/30/18(Mon)13:48:17 No.47167339 Manlet feels thread >be average looking(5/10) >5'8 height >younger brother is 6'1 >younger cousins are taller >younger sister is about to reach my height as well 7 KB JPG >mom is taller

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Anon is gay now | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/28/21(Thu)08:43:36 No.62066315 >be me, a few hours ago >f------ a fling in the back of her car >it's going really well >one problem though, I'm about to c-- way too soon >panic >try to think about something that will keep me from c------ 11 KB JPG >think of Benjamin Franklin >nut instantly why am I like this?
: Anonymous 01/28/21(Thu)08:43:36 No.62066315 >be me, a few hours ago >f------ a fling in the back of her car >it's going really well >one problem though, I'm about to c-- way too soon >panic >try to think about something that will keep me from c------ 11 KB JPG >think of Benjamin Franklin >nut instantly why am I like this?

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Anon thinks he's "Normal" | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/26/21(Tue)17:51:45 No.62045998 >mom was 41, dad 54 when they had me How rare is this bros? I have no genetic conditions or any s--- like that btw 145 KB JPG 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 01/26/21(Tue)17:53:08 No.62046024 >>62045998 (OP) # >l have no genetic conditions or any s--- like that btw >posts on /r9k/ hmmm
: Anonymous 01/26/21(Tue)17:51:45 No.62045998 >mom was 41, dad 54 when they had me How rare is this bros? I have no genetic conditions or any s--- like that btw 145 KB JPG 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 01/26/21(Tue)17:53:08 No.62046024 >>62045998 (OP) # >l have no genetic conditions or any s--- like that btw >posts on /r9k/ hmmm

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Anon needs love | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/28/21(Thu)09:35:11 No.62066677 >>62065980 (OP) # >Girl shows me any sort of attention >Fall for her like a retard Why am I like this? 17 KB PNG
: Anonymous 01/28/21(Thu)09:35:11 No.62066677 >>62065980 (OP) # >Girl shows me any sort of attention >Fall for her like a retard Why am I like this? 17 KB PNG

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Femanon gets hit on by an older guy | /r/Greentext

File: ac11ad241626f93bb5de38ae4(.).jpg (74 KB, 1280x720) Anonymous 01/27/21(Wed)12:39:36 No.62059338 >older guy hitting on me >I'm a loser so really I'm willing to give any option a shot >tell him I just graduated >"What high school did you go to?" >"No, >"Oh I didn't realize you were that old" >suddenly extremely disinterested >leaves a couple minutes later University"
File: ac11ad241626f93bb5de38ae4(.).jpg (74 KB, 1280x720) Anonymous 01/27/21(Wed)12:39:36 No.62059338 >older guy hitting on me >I'm a loser so really I'm willing to give any option a shot >tell him I just graduated >"What high school did you go to?" >"No, >"Oh I didn't realize you were that old" >suddenly extremely disinterested >leaves a couple minutes later University"

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Anon touches breasts | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/04/18(Thu)07:23:02 No.48496147 >be dinner time >barbecuing chicken >touch the chicken breast See ya later virgins 151 KB JPG
: Anonymous 10/04/18(Thu)07:23:02 No.48496147 >be dinner time >barbecuing chicken >touch the chicken breast See ya later virgins 151 KB JPG

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Anon has gf | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/28/21(Thu)08:25:39 No.62066191 >motivate my 24 yo neet gf to go out and get a job >starts working at subway >today she mentioned how guys hit on her all the time 27 KB JPG its over isnt it?
: Anonymous 01/28/21(Thu)08:25:39 No.62066191 >motivate my 24 yo neet gf to go out and get a job >starts working at subway >today she mentioned how guys hit on her all the time 27 KB JPG its over isnt it?

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Anon likes jesus | /r/Greentext

File: flat, 750x,075,f-pad,750x1(...).jpg (101 KB, 750x1000) Anonymous 01/27/21(Wed)21:53:27 No.845921099 >>845921689 > be the son of God > come to earth > ????? > prophet >> Anonymous 01/27/21(Wed)22:02:18 No.845921689 >>845921099 (OP) Nice
File: flat, 750x,075,f-pad,750x1(...).jpg (101 KB, 750x1000) Anonymous 01/27/21(Wed)21:53:27 No.845921099 >>845921689 > be the son of God > come to earth > ????? > prophet >> Anonymous 01/27/21(Wed)22:02:18 No.845921689 >>845921099 (OP) Nice

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Anon have the big gay | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/06/18(Thu)21:14:08 No.786762596 >be me >gay >have 6' 10" boyfriend >mfw i have the actual big gay 21 KB JPG
: Anonymous 12/06/18(Thu)21:14:08 No.786762596 >be me >gay >have 6' 10" boyfriend >mfw i have the actual big gay 21 KB JPG

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Anon doesn't get shot | /r/Greentext

> be me > Canadian > go to school don't get shot
> be me > Canadian > go to school don't get shot

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Anon gets hit by a car | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/26/21(Tue)10:26:23 No.59554620 >be me >riding home on bicycle >see green light in my direction >assume it's safe to cross >get hit by car >roll over car's hood unharmed 96 KB JPG >car drags bicycle 15 feet >bike gets totaled >bike's repairs cost more than its worth >get new bike >car driver pays for old bike's repairs >new bike cost less than amount payed >I technically made money and got a new bike >10/10 would recommend getting hit by a car
: Anonymous 01/26/21(Tue)10:26:23 No.59554620 >be me >riding home on bicycle >see green light in my direction >assume it's safe to cross >get hit by car >roll over car's hood unharmed 96 KB JPG >car drags bicycle 15 feet >bike gets totaled >bike's repairs cost more than its worth >get new bike >car driver pays for old bike's repairs >new bike cost less than amount payed >I technically made money and got a new bike >10/10 would recommend getting hit by a car

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4chan has been planning GameStonk since 2014 | /r/Greentext

File: 1395093168358.png-(305 KB, 495x470, 1394387815629.png) O First National Bank of Gamestop Anonymous 03/17/14(Mon)14:52 UTC-7 No.235956257 Replies: >>235956687 >>235956926 >>235956992 >>235957246 Does anyone else use Gamestop as a bank? I got really p----- off with US Bank because I kept overdrafting my account even though I opted out, and the same thing happened with my credit union when I got a debit card. Now whenever I get paid I go preorder a whole shitload of games. Whenever I need money, I go to the nearest gamestop and ask for my money back on a game I don't want and make a withdrawal. The lines are shorter at gamestop than at the bank and I can trade in old games and have money go straight to my savings account. Gamestops are just as prevalent as banks in my town and I work at a mall so it's even more convenient than running an errand to the bank or using an ATM and getting charged. The gamestop people are starting to catch on that I'm just moving money around and only buying one preordered game a year, if that, but there isn't s--- they can do about it. The best part is, since I always preorder every game coming out I'm still guaranteed to get all the exclusive content whether or not I'm sure I want a certain game. It's like they're rewarding me for banking with them. Anonymous 03/17/14(Mon)14:56 UTC-7 No.235956687 Replies: >>235957157 >>235956257 (OP) I can't decide if you're retarded or brilliant.
File: 1395093168358.png-(305 KB, 495x470, 1394387815629.png) O First National Bank of Gamestop Anonymous 03/17/14(Mon)14:52 UTC-7 No.235956257 Replies: >>235956687 >>235956926 >>235956992 >>235957246 Does anyone else use Gamestop as a bank? I got really p----- off with US Bank because I kept overdrafting my account even though I opted out, and the same thing happened with my credit union when I got a debit card. Now whenever I get paid I go preorder a whole shitload of games. Whenever I need money, I go to the nearest gamestop and ask for my money back on a game I don't want and make a withdrawal. The lines are shorter at gamestop than at the bank and I can trade in old games and have money go straight to my savings account. Gamestops are just as prevalent as banks in my town and I work at a mall so it's even more convenient than running an errand to the bank or using an ATM and getting charged. The gamestop people are starting to catch on that I'm just moving money around and only buying one preordered game a year, if that, but there isn't s--- they can do about it. The best part is, since I always preorder every game coming out I'm still guaranteed to get all the exclusive content whether or not I'm sure I want a certain game. It's like they're rewarding me for banking with them. Anonymous 03/17/14(Mon)14:56 UTC-7 No.235956687 Replies: >>235957157 >>235956257 (OP) I can't decide if you're retarded or brilliant.

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Anon is confused | /r/Greentext

File: 39ABCA24147E44F3945B69C0F9902B02.png (11 KB, 645x773) O Anonymous 01/27/21(Wed)20:45:51 No.845900433 [Reply] >trap thread >d--- is clearly visible You know, they should look "passable as a girl" >> Anonymous 01/27/21(Wed)20:48:10 No.845900589 we like traps not trannies Anonymous 01/27/21(Wed)20:55:32 No.845901090 Its 2021. Any gender can have a penis. F-----
File: 39ABCA24147E44F3945B69C0F9902B02.png (11 KB, 645x773) O Anonymous 01/27/21(Wed)20:45:51 No.845900433 [Reply] >trap thread >d--- is clearly visible You know, they should look "passable as a girl" >> Anonymous 01/27/21(Wed)20:48:10 No.845900589 we like traps not trannies Anonymous 01/27/21(Wed)20:55:32 No.845901090 Its 2021. Any gender can have a penis. F-----

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anon has a child | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/27/21(Wed)15:52:24 No.845908229 >be me >2 years ago >25, decent job ($40k/yr) >hit it off with this qt3.14 on tinder >six months together, she tells me she's pregnant >f---, okay, promise to support and be 6 KB JPG there the best parent I can >baby is born, we sign the birth certificate, go home >gf gets really distant >come home one day, she left with the baby >beg her to let me see my child >basically tells me to f--- off >try sending money to her for baby stuff >never deposits checks >out of the blue get summoned to court >says l'm a deadbeat and not contributing financially >court rules in her favor >start garnishing my pay, taking nearly 50% of my check >never get to see my child >eventually go to a doc to look into sterilization >they test my sperm count >tell me l'm infertile What the f--- do I do? I can't afford a lawyer, and I'm legally the father.
: Anonymous 01/27/21(Wed)15:52:24 No.845908229 >be me >2 years ago >25, decent job ($40k/yr) >hit it off with this qt3.14 on tinder >six months together, she tells me she's pregnant >f---, okay, promise to support and be 6 KB JPG there the best parent I can >baby is born, we sign the birth certificate, go home >gf gets really distant >come home one day, she left with the baby >beg her to let me see my child >basically tells me to f--- off >try sending money to her for baby stuff >never deposits checks >out of the blue get summoned to court >says l'm a deadbeat and not contributing financially >court rules in her favor >start garnishing my pay, taking nearly 50% of my check >never get to see my child >eventually go to a doc to look into sterilization >they test my sperm count >tell me l'm infertile What the f--- do I do? I can't afford a lawyer, and I'm legally the father.

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Anon gets into stocks | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/27/21(Wed)22:44:43 No.845932582 >be me >just woke up literally this morning >decide today's the day to get into stocks >download RobinHood and try to do Pepe Market Decline some research >find out hedge fund managers are crying and s------- themselves 59 KB JPG >MaybeACrash?.WAV >the f--- on Reddit are just casually spending their life savings on GameStop I'm gonna invest my entire f------ pay check into blackberry at 7 tomorrow. Wish me luck you gay bois
: Anonymous 01/27/21(Wed)22:44:43 No.845932582 >be me >just woke up literally this morning >decide today's the day to get into stocks >download RobinHood and try to do Pepe Market Decline some research >find out hedge fund managers are crying and s------- themselves 59 KB JPG >MaybeACrash?.WAV >the f--- on Reddit are just casually spending their life savings on GameStop I'm gonna invest my entire f------ pay check into blackberry at 7 tomorrow. Wish me luck you gay bois

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Anon goes to college | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/27/21(Wed)00:28:08 No.845865422 >Be me at College >Wake up 6AM >Open zoom for online class >Listen for 3-5 hours straight >Procrastinate and browse Youtube and watch game trailers that my PC cannot handle 42 KB JPG >Do homework because I have nothing worth doing anyways >Everyday repeat is this college?
: Anonymous 01/27/21(Wed)00:28:08 No.845865422 >Be me at College >Wake up 6AM >Open zoom for online class >Listen for 3-5 hours straight >Procrastinate and browse Youtube and watch game trailers that my PC cannot handle 42 KB JPG >Do homework because I have nothing worth doing anyways >Everyday repeat is this college?

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Anon uses internet in Germany | /r/Greentext

File: nigga2.jpg (5 KB, 196x110) O Anonymous (ID: SIB9P+L3 ) 01/27/21(Wed)11:57:51 No.29762477 >be me >year 2021 >everyones talking s--- about humanity progressing to never before seen hights >you pay rent to vonovia >vonovia owns the house >vonovia >have internet problems >try to talk to the provider >provider is vodafone >f---.png >convince the useless technician monkeys to take a look >retards didn't find anything after actual 20 searches >change provider to telekom >they seem quite nice at first >nervoussmile.jpg >convince them to send over a technician >he actually spots the issue >saved.png >the issues is in the building itself >issue is a broken cable from cellar connector to my upper apartment >realize vonovia is now responsible >OHGRANDFUCK.jpg >try to contact vonovia >try to contact vonovia >try to convince vonovia >mfw vonovia doesn't give a s--- until major lawyer action Anonymous (ID: SxanYXim ) 01/27/21(Wed)11:59:11 No.29762482 Relatable Anonymous (ID: GK+6Z/a ) 01/27/21(Wed)12:11:19 No.29762512 sound like german internet
File: nigga2.jpg (5 KB, 196x110) O Anonymous (ID: SIB9P+L3 ) 01/27/21(Wed)11:57:51 No.29762477 >be me >year 2021 >everyones talking s--- about humanity progressing to never before seen hights >you pay rent to vonovia >vonovia owns the house >vonovia >have internet problems >try to talk to the provider >provider is vodafone >f---.png >convince the useless technician monkeys to take a look >retards didn't find anything after actual 20 searches >change provider to telekom >they seem quite nice at first >nervoussmile.jpg >convince them to send over a technician >he actually spots the issue >saved.png >the issues is in the building itself >issue is a broken cable from cellar connector to my upper apartment >realize vonovia is now responsible >OHGRANDFUCK.jpg >try to contact vonovia >try to contact vonovia >try to convince vonovia >mfw vonovia doesn't give a s--- until major lawyer action Anonymous (ID: SxanYXim ) 01/27/21(Wed)11:59:11 No.29762482 Relatable Anonymous (ID: GK+6Z/a ) 01/27/21(Wed)12:11:19 No.29762512 sound like german internet

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Anon is flat-earther | /r/Greentext

>Be me >Flat Earther >Friend works at NASA >Gives me a ticket to go to outer space >He said it'll change my views >Don'tbelievehim.png 65 KB JPG >Go to outer space >See that the Earth is round >wtfman.jpg >This can't be real >Realize NASA must have hacked my eyes
>Be me >Flat Earther >Friend works at NASA >Gives me a ticket to go to outer space >He said it'll change my views >Don'tbelievehim.png 65 KB JPG >Go to outer space >See that the Earth is round >wtfman.jpg >This can't be real >Realize NASA must have hacked my eyes

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