Greentext Stories - Images

Sorted By:

Anon is Australian | /r/Greentext

>be today >be Australian >Woke up sick >Call work to let them know I can't come in >"Yeahnoworries.mate" 9 KB PNG >contact local GP >Appointment free and same day because subsidised social healthcare >Paid sick leave because strong labour movement that guarantees working rights >Now nobody at work will catch my cold. >Food for customers not contaminated by my cold. >Company doesn't lose money because my sick leave is government subsidised >All bills continue to be paid on time, my day is stress-free because I have time to relax and recover. Today is yet another day l'm glad I'm not an American.
>be today >be Australian >Woke up sick >Call work to let them know I can't come in >"Yeahnoworries.mate" 9 KB PNG >contact local GP >Appointment free and same day because subsidised social healthcare >Paid sick leave because strong labour movement that guarantees working rights >Now nobody at work will catch my cold. >Food for customers not contaminated by my cold. >Company doesn't lose money because my sick leave is government subsidised >All bills continue to be paid on time, my day is stress-free because I have time to relax and recover. Today is yet another day l'm glad I'm not an American.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext hat fedora happy

anon goes to the doctor | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/28/21(Thu)18:08:24 No.845998550 _91408619_55df76d5-2245-41c1-8031-07a4da3f313f.jpg 29 KB JPG >go to doctor >female nurse touches my arm to take blood pressure >c-- while flacid I dont get touched much
: Anonymous 01/28/21(Thu)18:08:24 No.845998550 _91408619_55df76d5-2245-41c1-8031-07a4da3f313f.jpg 29 KB JPG >go to doctor >female nurse touches my arm to take blood pressure >c-- while flacid I dont get touched much

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext cartoon font

Anon is trapped | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/10/18(Wed)13:36:46 No.44291860 >walk into gym >see penis inspection day sign >turn around >the door is already sealed 107 KB JPG >>44291943 #
: Anonymous 01/10/18(Wed)13:36:46 No.44291860 >walk into gym >see penis inspection day sign >turn around >the door is already sealed 107 KB JPG >>44291943 #

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext nose rectangle jaw font

Anon knows basic biology | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Jab0+LDQ ) 01/28/21(Thu >>305502762 (OP) >Why is Ben Shapiro such a f------ Jew? He has jewish parents
Anonymous (ID: Jab0+LDQ ) 01/28/21(Thu >>305502762 (OP) >Why is Ben Shapiro such a f------ Jew? He has jewish parents

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext product organism font

Anon looses billions | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: do6PaYs7 )01/27/21(Wed)16:22:06 No.26728952 >make rigged casino >make it so slot machines have a 0% chance of paying out >make it a progressive jackpot worth millions upon billions of dollars >nobody wins for many years >finally after all this time someone finds a bug in the system and the dreaded jackpot finally hits >comes time to pay out but dont have nearly enough to do so, this scenario was never planned for, has to pay by 83 KB PNG law >forced to sell the casino and everything in it >NOO00000000000000000000000000000C YOU PLAYED THE SLOT MACHINE WRONG YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LOSE NOO00000000000000000
: Anonymous (ID: do6PaYs7 )01/27/21(Wed)16:22:06 No.26728952 >make rigged casino >make it so slot machines have a 0% chance of paying out >make it a progressive jackpot worth millions upon billions of dollars >nobody wins for many years >finally after all this time someone finds a bug in the system and the dreaded jackpot finally hits >comes time to pay out but dont have nearly enough to do so, this scenario was never planned for, has to pay by 83 KB PNG law >forced to sell the casino and everything in it >NOO00000000000000000000000000000C YOU PLAYED THE SLOT MACHINE WRONG YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LOSE NOO00000000000000000

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Bamboozled | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: kPkSv/99) 07/07/12(Sat)13:00:06 M >be 14 year old boy >chat with girl of my age >tells me she's into older guys >pretend I'm 19 >sext with her >arrange meeting >go to her house >it's chris hanson >crew goes to jail for sexting with me
Anonymous (ID: kPkSv/99) 07/07/12(Sat)13:00:06 M >be 14 year old boy >chat with girl of my age >tells me she's into older guys >pretend I'm 19 >sext with her >arrange meeting >go to her house >it's chris hanson >crew goes to jail for sexting with me

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext rectangle font

Anons in china | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/08/18(Wed)13:06:33 No.776592144 >chinese surveillance system checking peolpe on the streets >scans guy >1.300.000.000 possible matches 13 KB JPG
: Anonymous 08/08/18(Wed)13:06:33 No.776592144 >chinese surveillance system checking peolpe on the streets >scans guy >1.300.000.000 possible matches 13 KB JPG

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext beard organism rectangle font headgear

Anon is American | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: U0dTroQ 10/11/19(Fri)06:42:29 No.229478329 >be american >get sick >go backrupt 576 KB PNG View Thread
: Anonymous (ID: U0dTroQ 10/11/19(Fri)06:42:29 No.229478329 >be american >get sick >go backrupt 576 KB PNG View Thread

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext product organism font happy

anon does it himself! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/28/21(Thu)17:11:23 No.845994812 >be 12 >me and friend wonder if there really is a afterlife >come up with plan >friend will blow brains out 35 KB JPG >respawn >meet back up for pizza >bulletproof.jpg >he does the deed >14 years later >still no sign of him I knew he was to retarded to handle such a mission. If you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself >cocks gun None of you f--- touch my s--- while i'm gone
: Anonymous 01/28/21(Thu)17:11:23 No.845994812 >be 12 >me and friend wonder if there really is a afterlife >come up with plan >friend will blow brains out 35 KB JPG >respawn >meet back up for pizza >bulletproof.jpg >he does the deed >14 years later >still no sign of him I knew he was to retarded to handle such a mission. If you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself >cocks gun None of you f--- touch my s--- while i'm gone

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext terrestrial plant font

life be hard tho | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/14/19(Sun)15:33:23 No.804637632 >be me >have one shot at life >be me 68 KB JPG View Thread
: Anonymous 07/14/19(Sun)15:33:23 No.804637632 >be me >have one shot at life >be me 68 KB JPG View Thread

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext jaw organism gesture font line

Anon becomes gay | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/16/20(Fri)21:09:23 No.838004040 >be me >21 >super straight male >get horny one night and decide to go use the local glory hole >actually kinda enjoy it >half way through person on the otherside moans 153 KB PNG >it's a guy's moan >realize ive been sucking a man's c--- this entire time mfw
: Anonymous 10/16/20(Fri)21:09:23 No.838004040 >be me >21 >super straight male >get horny one night and decide to go use the local glory hole >actually kinda enjoy it >half way through person on the otherside moans 153 KB PNG >it's a guy's moan >realize ive been sucking a man's c--- this entire time mfw

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext happy font goggles

Anon becomes food critic | /r/Greentext

>be me >on the bike >going downhill fast >talking with my friends >my mouth wide open >went through a swarm of flies >some fly entered my mouth >"well, if it's already in my mouth 300 KB JPG let's see what it tastes like" It was a terrible combination of extremely sour and extremely bitter taste. Would not recommend. Don't eat flies, anons.
>be me >on the bike >going downhill fast >talking with my friends >my mouth wide open >went through a swarm of flies >some fly entered my mouth >"well, if it's already in my mouth 300 KB JPG let's see what it tastes like" It was a terrible combination of extremely sour and extremely bitter taste. Would not recommend. Don't eat flies, anons.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext arthropod pollinator insect organism

Anon is underpaid | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/28/21(Thu)17:05:04 No.845951089 Domino's dominos-im-just-trying-to-get-by-but-im-still-3764411.png 92 KB PNG >deliver $72 of pepperoni pizza to a black family in the hood >no tip
: Anonymous 01/28/21(Thu)17:05:04 No.845951089 Domino's dominos-im-just-trying-to-get-by-but-im-still-3764411.png 92 KB PNG >deliver $72 of pepperoni pizza to a black family in the hood >no tip

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext food cartoon organism ingredient recipe

Anon steals karma | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/16/19(Sat)00:01:17 No.795089854 >Be me >Redditfag >goes on r/greentext >sort by top posts of all time >find first post that's older than 150 days >take a screen shot of the image 12 KB JPG >post on r/greentext >get over 30k upvotes >mfw I have more karma than 90% of other redditors
: Anonymous 03/16/19(Sat)00:01:17 No.795089854 >Be me >Redditfag >goes on r/greentext >sort by top posts of all time >find first post that's older than 150 days >take a screen shot of the image 12 KB JPG >post on r/greentext >get over 30k upvotes >mfw I have more karma than 90% of other redditors

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon loves social medias | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/28/21(Thu)21:04:20 No.62068436 >starting to make new friends at work >they ask if I'm on instagram >don't want to be that weirdo who doesn't have any social media >also don't want them to see I'm a But. Im different from them. 35 KB JPG weirdo who has 0 followers on instagram It's like the game is rigged.
: Anonymous 01/28/21(Thu)21:04:20 No.62068436 >starting to make new friends at work >they ask if I'm on instagram >don't want to be that weirdo who doesn't have any social media >also don't want them to see I'm a But. Im different from them. 35 KB JPG weirdo who has 0 followers on instagram It's like the game is rigged.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext organism mammal terrestrial plant font happy

Anon uses deepfake | /r/Greentext

>be me >only with my dad and younger brother >mom died in a pretty horrific car crash accident, when one of the local drunks crashed into her >most people in town know that mom died this way 50 KB JPG enough of the background story lets go >brother gets home from school pretty angry >father asks what wrong with him, says its nothing >know that something isnt right and keep digging >after a few attempts he opens up and says that one kid at school keeps bullieng him about our moms death and that she desverd it and some immature stuff like that >tells me that he doesnt wanna tell, because he will just get sad >ask him the name of kid and he relucantly gives it to me >l go into my room and search the kid online >find his instagram >idea.jpg >he has a lot of pictures online in different positions and with differnt expressions >deepfake his face onto a few pron scenes and send it to his friends and family >mfw when his family decides to send their kid to a boarding school
>be me >only with my dad and younger brother >mom died in a pretty horrific car crash accident, when one of the local drunks crashed into her >most people in town know that mom died this way 50 KB JPG enough of the background story lets go >brother gets home from school pretty angry >father asks what wrong with him, says its nothing >know that something isnt right and keep digging >after a few attempts he opens up and says that one kid at school keeps bullieng him about our moms death and that she desverd it and some immature stuff like that >tells me that he doesnt wanna tell, because he will just get sad >ask him the name of kid and he relucantly gives it to me >l go into my room and search the kid online >find his instagram >idea.jpg >he has a lot of pictures online in different positions and with differnt expressions >deepfake his face onto a few pron scenes and send it to his friends and family >mfw when his family decides to send their kid to a boarding school

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext terrestrial plant

Anon is fat | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 45243472 >be me >22 yo >overweight beta loser >decide to f--- it all and get my life in control >get new clothes >go to the gym >work out harder than ever in my life >sweat dripping off me >can't feel my legs >a couple of chads walk by >hear one of them say to the other >"What a fat loser" 42,2 kB JPG >... >He's technically right >l am losing a lot of fat 3 REPLIES O IMAGES REPLY Anonymous 45243502 Nice keep going man
Anonymous | 45243472 >be me >22 yo >overweight beta loser >decide to f--- it all and get my life in control >get new clothes >go to the gym >work out harder than ever in my life >sweat dripping off me >can't feel my legs >a couple of chads walk by >hear one of them say to the other >"What a fat loser" 42,2 kB JPG >... >He's technically right >l am losing a lot of fat 3 REPLIES O IMAGES REPLY Anonymous 45243502 Nice keep going man

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon lives in video game | /r/Greentext

>Mfw I realize life is literally like an RPG. >People treat you differently depending on your race/class. >Each race has advantages and disadvantages. >Get XP by learning things through 46 KB JPG books. >lf you commit a crime in a town or city you will spend time in jail/prison. >Tfw only one save.
>Mfw I realize life is literally like an RPG. >People treat you differently depending on your race/class. >Each race has advantages and disadvantages. >Get XP by learning things through 46 KB JPG books. >lf you commit a crime in a town or city you will spend time in jail/prison. >Tfw only one save.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext organism happy

Students do a celebratory conga line | /r/Greentext

At least 17 dead in US school shooting US & CANADA 1518715783500.jpg 583 KB JPG >be american >17 people die >American students do a celebratory conga
At least 17 dead in US school shooting US & CANADA 1518715783500.jpg 583 KB JPG >be american >17 people die >American students do a celebratory conga

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext product font line

Anon is prankster | /r/Greentext

>be me >dad likes to pull pranks >has attachment to prank jump scare videos >has scared me every halloween with these 44 KB JPG >occasionally does it post/pre- halloween season >get suspicious every time i see a quiet/unassuming video >get tired of his b------- >fire vs fire.exe >july >tell him the smart tv isn't working >l really just have a black color on screen >he looks at the tv closely, inspecting >press play button on remote >video plays of typical demon girl jumping at the viewer, w/ loud screams, the whole enchilada >laughing, expecting dad to jump >look at him >he's holding his chest, and drops >he seems to writhe for a few seconds >stops moving >he had a heart attack >mfw I f------ killed him
>be me >dad likes to pull pranks >has attachment to prank jump scare videos >has scared me every halloween with these 44 KB JPG >occasionally does it post/pre- halloween season >get suspicious every time i see a quiet/unassuming video >get tired of his b------- >fire vs fire.exe >july >tell him the smart tv isn't working >l really just have a black color on screen >he looks at the tv closely, inspecting >press play button on remote >video plays of typical demon girl jumping at the viewer, w/ loud screams, the whole enchilada >laughing, expecting dad to jump >look at him >he's holding his chest, and drops >he seems to writhe for a few seconds >stops moving >he had a heart attack >mfw I f------ killed him

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext jaw font