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Anon makes a friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/01/19(Tue)20:34:50 No.788782642 Story time >be me 16 at the time >high school >mates and I sneak away every lunch or free period and smoke weed 20 KB JPG >420.jpeg >do this all year >have retard kid in class, doug >dunno how but doug manages to follow us one lunch and watches us smoking weed >we see doug, didn't need him blabbing about it >we must befriend the tard >call doug over, show him how to light up >doug gets stoned >doug loves it, totally chill too >tard is cool keeping it secret >one day, doug lights up with us >"wanna hear why I like smoking anon?" >"I become a baked potato" >good on ya dougie, f------ champion.
: Anonymous 01/01/19(Tue)20:34:50 No.788782642 Story time >be me 16 at the time >high school >mates and I sneak away every lunch or free period and smoke weed 20 KB JPG >420.jpeg >do this all year >have retard kid in class, doug >dunno how but doug manages to follow us one lunch and watches us smoking weed >we see doug, didn't need him blabbing about it >we must befriend the tard >call doug over, show him how to light up >doug gets stoned >doug loves it, totally chill too >tard is cool keeping it secret >one day, doug lights up with us >"wanna hear why I like smoking anon?" >"I become a baked potato" >good on ya dougie, f------ champion.

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Anon gets a new phone | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/16/20(Fri)09:10:56 No.837992032 >Finally get a brand new phone after years >Galaxy S20 Ultra >S--- costed me $1400 >disposableincome.gif >Decide to f--- around on /b/ for s---- and giggles >Haven't been there for a couple 83 KB JPG of months >Decide to start a thread on /g/ about the best new smartphones >Casually mention my new S20 Ultra >Get one reply >Some cousin-f------ junkie from Moldova with a PC older than his broke-ass country >Applefag asks why I didn't buy an iPhone >F----- calls me poor >$1400 just to be called poor by some retard whose grandparents probably starved to death from crop failure in the USSR >mfw
: Anonymous 10/16/20(Fri)09:10:56 No.837992032 >Finally get a brand new phone after years >Galaxy S20 Ultra >S--- costed me $1400 >disposableincome.gif >Decide to f--- around on /b/ for s---- and giggles >Haven't been there for a couple 83 KB JPG of months >Decide to start a thread on /g/ about the best new smartphones >Casually mention my new S20 Ultra >Get one reply >Some cousin-f------ junkie from Moldova with a PC older than his broke-ass country >Applefag asks why I didn't buy an iPhone >F----- calls me poor >$1400 just to be called poor by some retard whose grandparents probably starved to death from crop failure in the USSR >mfw

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The Self-Sufficient Man | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/03/21(Wed)07:13:26 No.62156246 >"ok everyone find a partner" >everyone moves over to their friends >scan the room for someone who doesn't have a partner 38 KB JPG >professor notices >"EVERYONE ANON DOESN'T HAVE A PARTNER, WHO ELSE DOESN'T HAVE A PARTNER?" >class stares >crickets >prof says "just join that group over there" >mfw
: Anonymous 02/03/21(Wed)07:13:26 No.62156246 >"ok everyone find a partner" >everyone moves over to their friends >scan the room for someone who doesn't have a partner 38 KB JPG >professor notices >"EVERYONE ANON DOESN'T HAVE A PARTNER, WHO ELSE DOESN'T HAVE A PARTNER?" >class stares >crickets >prof says "just join that group over there" >mfw

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Anon shares his fantasy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/03/21(Wed)17:55:53 No.846424969 1557184944971.jpg 291 KB JPG God I wanna run a train on Ben Shapiro's sister. Everytime I see those two Republican t------ swaying in the god damn breeze all I can think about is the entire state of Israel getting f----- as I hear her moans. All I can think about is debating Ben and getting absolutely demolished and called a #libtard by his fan base. His sister walks in and start sucking on my c--- out of sorrow. I quickly have to pull out to avoid busting the largest nut ever recorded on her pretty conservative face.
: Anonymous 02/03/21(Wed)17:55:53 No.846424969 1557184944971.jpg 291 KB JPG God I wanna run a train on Ben Shapiro's sister. Everytime I see those two Republican t------ swaying in the god damn breeze all I can think about is the entire state of Israel getting f----- as I hear her moans. All I can think about is debating Ben and getting absolutely demolished and called a #libtard by his fan base. His sister walks in and start sucking on my c--- out of sorrow. I quickly have to pull out to avoid busting the largest nut ever recorded on her pretty conservative face.

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Anon gets a tree | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/31/19(Fri)00:48:52 No.801024299 Storytime /b/. >be me, depressed and homebody >smoke in my room almost constantly >decide to get a bonsai tree >looking up maintenance and care, completely overlooked my smoking 7 KB JPG habit >realize im killing this tree with my s----- choice to smoke, ignoring the irony of killing myself with my choice to smoke >started smoking outside >Started smoking less >Bonsy is looking great >i feel much better too >quit smoking Thanks bonsy. 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 05/31/19(Fri)00:48:52 No.801024299 Storytime /b/. >be me, depressed and homebody >smoke in my room almost constantly >decide to get a bonsai tree >looking up maintenance and care, completely overlooked my smoking 7 KB JPG habit >realize im killing this tree with my s----- choice to smoke, ignoring the irony of killing myself with my choice to smoke >started smoking outside >Started smoking less >Bonsy is looking great >i feel much better too >quit smoking Thanks bonsy. 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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a neets life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/03/21(Wed)19:05:56 No.846428432 >wake up >boot up Windows 95 >log on to 4chins >trolll evryone on 4chumps >sleep well knowing i wasted both of our time 115 KB PNG
: Anonymous 02/03/21(Wed)19:05:56 No.846428432 >wake up >boot up Windows 95 >log on to 4chins >trolll evryone on 4chumps >sleep well knowing i wasted both of our time 115 KB PNG

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Anon is a fattie | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous08/29/18(Wed)07:45:31 No.47810294 >be me >24yo anon >meet girl on tinder >she's super cute >possiblegf.jpeg >not sure what a 9/10 is 59 KB PNG doing with me >i'm a total 3/10 >have amazing sex >afterwards ask her what my appeal was >"oh my stepdad was really fat so it's sort of my fetish" >mfw
: Anonymous08/29/18(Wed)07:45:31 No.47810294 >be me >24yo anon >meet girl on tinder >she's super cute >possiblegf.jpeg >not sure what a 9/10 is 59 KB PNG doing with me >i'm a total 3/10 >have amazing sex >afterwards ask her what my appeal was >"oh my stepdad was really fat so it's sort of my fetish" >mfw

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Anon is the victim of a cruel game | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 41463596 1 hr. ago My sad story >Вe me >Be in highscool >Known for being a loser >Teacher gets out of the class for 40 mins >Girls behind me start chatting >8/10 girl calls me and says: "H-hey Anon, I have to tell you a secret" >Me:"Ok tell me" 6.8 kB JPG >She replys: "I think that im in love with you, im leaving my boyfriend for you" >l blush and I say: "Im not felling for it" >1 minute later another girl comes at me and says: "Hey Anon, can I touch your hand?" >Me "ytho.jpg" >"We are playing truth or dare" pic related
Anonymous | 41463596 1 hr. ago My sad story >Вe me >Be in highscool >Known for being a loser >Teacher gets out of the class for 40 mins >Girls behind me start chatting >8/10 girl calls me and says: "H-hey Anon, I have to tell you a secret" >Me:"Ok tell me" 6.8 kB JPG >She replys: "I think that im in love with you, im leaving my boyfriend for you" >l blush and I say: "Im not felling for it" >1 minute later another girl comes at me and says: "Hey Anon, can I touch your hand?" >Me "ytho.jpg" >"We are playing truth or dare" pic related

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Anon has watermelon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: GKANVGPD ) 02/26/14(Wed)21:05:52 UTC-8 >be 20 >heard you can f--- watermelons >buys personal watermelon >cuts a round hole >starts f------ watermelon >took like 40mins >not much better than fapping >felt shame >buried melon in a shallow grave >come summer time melons grew in the backyard >family eats them >"you don't want any melon anon?" >no Never had watermelon since
Anonymous (ID: GKANVGPD ) 02/26/14(Wed)21:05:52 UTC-8 >be 20 >heard you can f--- watermelons >buys personal watermelon >cuts a round hole >starts f------ watermelon >took like 40mins >not much better than fapping >felt shame >buried melon in a shallow grave >come summer time melons grew in the backyard >family eats them >"you don't want any melon anon?" >no Never had watermelon since

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Anon didn't get the hint | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/03/21(Wed)12:15:07 No.62155440 >8th grade >went to school with some country girl >we got to school in the same bus, met daily >I never really cared for her, always just played games on my phone >she was a solid 5/10, good body IT'S BEEN FUN 43 KB JPG >"haha anon math homework is so hard haha" >"yeah" >"do you wanna do it together this afternoon?" >"no l'm good" >she made several advances toward me >never cared >12 years later >I'm khhv >look her up on Facebook >she's a curvy 8/10 living on a farm with her husband, looks happy Don't let opportunities fade away bros
: Anonymous 02/03/21(Wed)12:15:07 No.62155440 >8th grade >went to school with some country girl >we got to school in the same bus, met daily >I never really cared for her, always just played games on my phone >she was a solid 5/10, good body IT'S BEEN FUN 43 KB JPG >"haha anon math homework is so hard haha" >"yeah" >"do you wanna do it together this afternoon?" >"no l'm good" >she made several advances toward me >never cared >12 years later >I'm khhv >look her up on Facebook >she's a curvy 8/10 living on a farm with her husband, looks happy Don't let opportunities fade away bros

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Anon don’t like books | /r/Greentext

>have somewhat stable social circle in uni >get along with this one grill >she gives me a book for christmas that she thinks I would 82 KB JPG like >for some reason never open it >weeks go by, she keeps asking about the book >quickly look up plot summary on wiki so that I can pretend l'm reading it >she's visibly annoyed and angry, says "you probably never even opened it" >insist that I read it, our relationship slowly deteriorates >we get our degrees and don't stay in touch >fast forward six years >find book while cleaning my apartment >decide to read it >find a little romantic note inside about how much ! mean to her etc >mfw book is pretty boring
>have somewhat stable social circle in uni >get along with this one grill >she gives me a book for christmas that she thinks I would 82 KB JPG like >for some reason never open it >weeks go by, she keeps asking about the book >quickly look up plot summary on wiki so that I can pretend l'm reading it >she's visibly annoyed and angry, says "you probably never even opened it" >insist that I read it, our relationship slowly deteriorates >we get our degrees and don't stay in touch >fast forward six years >find book while cleaning my apartment >decide to read it >find a little romantic note inside about how much ! mean to her etc >mfw book is pretty boring

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Anon messed up | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/08/20(Tue)02:43:04 No.535226782 1606304985763.gif 331 KB GIF >download video game for free >default search engine changes
: Anonymous 12/08/20(Tue)02:43:04 No.535226782 1606304985763.gif 331 KB GIF >download video game for free >default search engine changes

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I don't blame you anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/02/21(Tue)11:55:23 No.846369297 254D93C7-EAE1-4D88-B6D3-26D45EE22209.jpg 79 KB JPG >be me scrolling through tik tok >notice hot alt on fyp >opens profile >"she/they" >immediately close and block profile Just f------ why?
: Anonymous 02/02/21(Tue)11:55:23 No.846369297 254D93C7-EAE1-4D88-B6D3-26D45EE22209.jpg 79 KB JPG >be me scrolling through tik tok >notice hot alt on fyp >opens profile >"she/they" >immediately close and block profile Just f------ why?

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Anon causes a stir | /r/Greentext

File : 1290844271. ipg-(81 KB, 700x467, desk_sm.jpg) O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)02:51 No.79717XX Battlestation Thread! gogogogogo O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)02:55 No 79717XXX File 1290844531.jpg-(1.96 MB, 3264x2448, my-pc. jpg) f-- yar O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)02: 57 No.79718XXX File1290844676 ipg-(178 KB, 1288x966, ps-032107-3.jpg) haters gonna hate O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)02:59 No.79718XXX >>79717604 Op... your setup is retarded. I'm hoping you at least just put the laptops there to show off and aren't attempting to justify having two laptops on your battlestation. D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)02:59 No.79718XXX >>79717604 not even gonna bother >D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:00 No.79718XXX File1290844833 jro-(245 KB, 1024x768, my desk jpg) O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:01 No.79718XXX >>79717604 I use a "HP Pavilion Entertainment PC" on my white ikea couch, its a good lil laptop, I only use it for TF2, I play everything else on my > D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:02 No. 79718XX >79718116 works for me, perhaps you could share your obviously superior battlestation? O Large breasted female 16A7bpGamCg9 11/27/10(Sat)03:03 No.79718XXX File 1290845014 jpg-(41 KB, 600x449, MY BIG ASS RIG BRUH.jpg) You're all a bunch of poor casual f------ O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:03 No.79718XXX File1290845025 jpg-(68 KB, 720x540, 39989_140561032649306_10000086(.).jpg) Before any of you n------ ask, the retro consoles are kept on a shelf-thing under the TV my PC gaming setup is on the otherside of the room. O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03.03 No.79718XX File 1290845027.jpg-(52 KB, 600x450, normal_DSC00837. jpg) Well I think of it as more of a "sanctuary" than "battlestation", but here you go. D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:05 No.79718XXX File1290845158 jpg-(8 KB, 251x250, 390 jpg) >>79718364 >>79718364 >>79718364 >>79718364 O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:06 No.79718XXX >>79718364 wat O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:06 No.79718XXX File 1290845182.jpg-(42 KB, 400x278, TCT-Reaction-Image[1].jpg) >>79718364 O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:07 No.79718XXX File 1290845234 jpg-(33 KB, 764x570, 346.jpg) >>79718364 W.T.F >> O Large breasted female 16A7bpGamCg9 11/27/10(Sat)03:07 No.79718XXX File1290845249 gif-(660 KB, 240x196, 1263784997137.gif) >>79718364 Dude. Come on. No. Nooooo00. NO00 O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03: 08 No.79718XXX >>79718364 post more pls. > D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:08 No. 79718XXX File1290845334 png-(74 KB, 761x576, 1289290764287. png) >>79718364 S--- O Large breasted female !6A7bpGamCg9 11/27/10(Sat)03:10 No.79718XXX File 1290845429 gif-(1.83 MB, 200x200, 34534534 gif) >>79718364 I can't stop staring at it. I think it wrinkled my brain. D ISAGE/Af. 8. 11/27/10(Sat)03:10 No.79718XXX File1290845453 jpg-(59 KB, 471x694, B------- jpg) >>79718364 Thread f------ derailed man. EXPLAIN THIS B-------! O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:11 No.79718XXX File 1290845477 ipg-(93 KB, 600x400, DSC03256 jpg) >>79718656 Here you go sir. D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03: 12 No.79718XXX File1290845520 png-(155 KB, 382x492, lol. png) >>79718845 O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03: 14 No.79719XXX >>79718932 no, it's the ghetto-ass sound system *O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:14 No.79719XX >>79718925 Dude, that is not a loveseat. A loveseat would be reasonable. That's .. that's a porch swing of some kind. What the f--- D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:15 No.79719XX File 1290845732.jpg-(15 KB, 236x243, 1290680723782 jpg) >>79718845 Oh man please let this be a joke O ISAGEAF 8. 11/27/10(Sat)03:16 No.79719XXX File 1290845765 png-(136 KB, 428x510, 1276735518574. png) >>79718364 >>79718845 I can't stop laughing Somebody. help. O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:17 No.79719XXX File1290845820 jipg-(72 KB, 600x400, DSC03678 jpg) >>79718925 Well the "teddy bear" is called Samantha and she is part of my family. I made her myself. I use the love seat because sometimes I like to move my desk out of the way and change my room into various fantasy themes. This is Samantha's younger sister Stacey. O Large breasted female 6A7bpGamCg9 11/27/10(Sat)03:17 No.79719XXX File 1290845845 ing-(7 KB. 200x227, 1255658151805.jpg) >>79718845 >MFW I notice the padding on one side.of the swing Good lord, man, Just date a Persian girl, they're hairy. And alive. O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:18 No.79719XXX File 1290845880. jpg-(785 KB, 2048x1536, great room.jpg) O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03: 18 No.79719XXX File1290845884 ing-(3 KB. 126x117, 1235506370631 jpg) >>79719159 Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:18 No.79719XXX File1290845898 jrg-(43 KB, 600x450, Me and my friends!! ) jpg) This is where we hang out and play console games -) O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:18 No.79719XXX File1290845916 jpg-(32 KB, 443x315, no words jpg) >>79719159 D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:20 No.79719XX File1290846048 ing-(31 KB, 498x362, 1258139062532. jpg) >>79719238 Somewhere this actually exists.. O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:20 No.79719XXX File 1290846056. png-(8 KB, 309x246, 1284997760606.png) But. No. Noo.. D: >D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:21 No.79719XXX doll-f----- is standing near your window O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:21 No.79719XXX File 1290846086 irg-(36 KB, 600x450, 120XS.jpg) She LOVES to have guests, but we never want them to leave, we don't let them hehe O Large breasted female 16A7bpGamCg9 11/27/10(Sat)03:23 No.79719XXX File 1290846189 ing-(71 KB, 408x496, 1248385956637.jpg) I'm pretty sure this is what furry guy looks like IRL O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03.23 No.79719XXX File 1290846192.ipo-(228 KB, 1100x914, 1290118651614 jpg) 2279719433 >photo in the background Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:23 No.79719XXX File1290846214 jpg (30 KB, 394x600, normal_103_1724 jpg) I am glad you are interested in my creations. Soon everyone will be able to purchase them through my website. Although there may be some delay as they are all handmade. O Scruffy The Janitor InpgAIMNOaU 11/27/10(Sat)03:23 No.79719XXX File 1290846227 jpg-(72 KB, 540x480, 1258359034758 jpg) Whats going on in this battle station thread? O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:29 No.79719XXX File 1290846573 jpg-(93 KB. 600x450, DSC03712. jpg) >>79719360 Well I never "f---" them. I made them and as such I am their god and can instill my will upon them. I have a wife and children who also enjoy our times in the "fantasy room", but it is nothing bad or wrong > D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:29 No. 79719XXX File 1290846573 ipg-(6 KB, 191x251, 1282082374113.jpg) Pyou must fap to this! O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:29 No.79719XX File 1290846584.png-(521 KB, 853x480, TTGL-00136. png) >>79719433 >>79719238 >>79719226 >>79719159 RATES >>79718845 >>79718364 Take this! O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:29 No. 79719XXX File 1290846596 jpg-(17 KB, 704x396, 1282362445372 jpg) >this thread O Indexer It1 kaRtHUs 11/27/10(Sat)03:30 No 79719XXX File 1290846621.jpg-(82 KB, 408x404, 1289366185082. jpg) i am confus !!? do i have to delete the thread? or do i leave the insanity in it? EURAS
File : 1290844271. ipg-(81 KB, 700x467, desk_sm.jpg) O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)02:51 No.79717XX Battlestation Thread! gogogogogo O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)02:55 No 79717XXX File 1290844531.jpg-(1.96 MB, 3264x2448, my-pc. jpg) f-- yar O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)02: 57 No.79718XXX File1290844676 ipg-(178 KB, 1288x966, ps-032107-3.jpg) haters gonna hate O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)02:59 No.79718XXX >>79717604 Op... your setup is retarded. I'm hoping you at least just put the laptops there to show off and aren't attempting to justify having two laptops on your battlestation. D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)02:59 No.79718XXX >>79717604 not even gonna bother >D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:00 No.79718XXX File1290844833 jro-(245 KB, 1024x768, my desk jpg) O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:01 No.79718XXX >>79717604 I use a "HP Pavilion Entertainment PC" on my white ikea couch, its a good lil laptop, I only use it for TF2, I play everything else on my > D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:02 No. 79718XX >79718116 works for me, perhaps you could share your obviously superior battlestation? O Large breasted female 16A7bpGamCg9 11/27/10(Sat)03:03 No.79718XXX File 1290845014 jpg-(41 KB, 600x449, MY BIG ASS RIG BRUH.jpg) You're all a bunch of poor casual f------ O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:03 No.79718XXX File1290845025 jpg-(68 KB, 720x540, 39989_140561032649306_10000086(.).jpg) Before any of you n------ ask, the retro consoles are kept on a shelf-thing under the TV my PC gaming setup is on the otherside of the room. O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03.03 No.79718XX File 1290845027.jpg-(52 KB, 600x450, normal_DSC00837. jpg) Well I think of it as more of a "sanctuary" than "battlestation", but here you go. D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:05 No.79718XXX File1290845158 jpg-(8 KB, 251x250, 390 jpg) >>79718364 >>79718364 >>79718364 >>79718364 O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:06 No.79718XXX >>79718364 wat O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:06 No.79718XXX File 1290845182.jpg-(42 KB, 400x278, TCT-Reaction-Image[1].jpg) >>79718364 O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:07 No.79718XXX File 1290845234 jpg-(33 KB, 764x570, 346.jpg) >>79718364 W.T.F >> O Large breasted female 16A7bpGamCg9 11/27/10(Sat)03:07 No.79718XXX File1290845249 gif-(660 KB, 240x196, 1263784997137.gif) >>79718364 Dude. Come on. No. Nooooo00. NO00 O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03: 08 No.79718XXX >>79718364 post more pls. > D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:08 No. 79718XXX File1290845334 png-(74 KB, 761x576, 1289290764287. png) >>79718364 S--- O Large breasted female !6A7bpGamCg9 11/27/10(Sat)03:10 No.79718XXX File 1290845429 gif-(1.83 MB, 200x200, 34534534 gif) >>79718364 I can't stop staring at it. I think it wrinkled my brain. D ISAGE/Af. 8. 11/27/10(Sat)03:10 No.79718XXX File1290845453 jpg-(59 KB, 471x694, B------- jpg) >>79718364 Thread f------ derailed man. EXPLAIN THIS B-------! O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:11 No.79718XXX File 1290845477 ipg-(93 KB, 600x400, DSC03256 jpg) >>79718656 Here you go sir. D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03: 12 No.79718XXX File1290845520 png-(155 KB, 382x492, lol. png) >>79718845 O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03: 14 No.79719XXX >>79718932 no, it's the ghetto-ass sound system *O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:14 No.79719XX >>79718925 Dude, that is not a loveseat. A loveseat would be reasonable. That's .. that's a porch swing of some kind. What the f--- D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:15 No.79719XX File 1290845732.jpg-(15 KB, 236x243, 1290680723782 jpg) >>79718845 Oh man please let this be a joke O ISAGEAF 8. 11/27/10(Sat)03:16 No.79719XXX File 1290845765 png-(136 KB, 428x510, 1276735518574. png) >>79718364 >>79718845 I can't stop laughing Somebody. help. O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:17 No.79719XXX File1290845820 jipg-(72 KB, 600x400, DSC03678 jpg) >>79718925 Well the "teddy bear" is called Samantha and she is part of my family. I made her myself. I use the love seat because sometimes I like to move my desk out of the way and change my room into various fantasy themes. This is Samantha's younger sister Stacey. O Large breasted female 6A7bpGamCg9 11/27/10(Sat)03:17 No.79719XXX File 1290845845 ing-(7 KB. 200x227, 1255658151805.jpg) >>79718845 >MFW I notice the padding on one side.of the swing Good lord, man, Just date a Persian girl, they're hairy. And alive. O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:18 No.79719XXX File 1290845880. jpg-(785 KB, 2048x1536, great room.jpg) O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03: 18 No.79719XXX File1290845884 ing-(3 KB. 126x117, 1235506370631 jpg) >>79719159 Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:18 No.79719XXX File1290845898 jrg-(43 KB, 600x450, Me and my friends!! ) jpg) This is where we hang out and play console games -) O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:18 No.79719XXX File1290845916 jpg-(32 KB, 443x315, no words jpg) >>79719159 D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:20 No.79719XX File1290846048 ing-(31 KB, 498x362, 1258139062532. jpg) >>79719238 Somewhere this actually exists.. O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:20 No.79719XXX File 1290846056. png-(8 KB, 309x246, 1284997760606.png) But. No. Noo.. D: >D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:21 No.79719XXX doll-f----- is standing near your window O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:21 No.79719XXX File 1290846086 irg-(36 KB, 600x450, 120XS.jpg) She LOVES to have guests, but we never want them to leave, we don't let them hehe O Large breasted female 16A7bpGamCg9 11/27/10(Sat)03:23 No.79719XXX File 1290846189 ing-(71 KB, 408x496, 1248385956637.jpg) I'm pretty sure this is what furry guy looks like IRL O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03.23 No.79719XXX File 1290846192.ipo-(228 KB, 1100x914, 1290118651614 jpg) 2279719433 >photo in the background Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:23 No.79719XXX File1290846214 jpg (30 KB, 394x600, normal_103_1724 jpg) I am glad you are interested in my creations. Soon everyone will be able to purchase them through my website. Although there may be some delay as they are all handmade. O Scruffy The Janitor InpgAIMNOaU 11/27/10(Sat)03:23 No.79719XXX File 1290846227 jpg-(72 KB, 540x480, 1258359034758 jpg) Whats going on in this battle station thread? O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:29 No.79719XXX File 1290846573 jpg-(93 KB. 600x450, DSC03712. jpg) >>79719360 Well I never "f---" them. I made them and as such I am their god and can instill my will upon them. I have a wife and children who also enjoy our times in the "fantasy room", but it is nothing bad or wrong > D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:29 No. 79719XXX File 1290846573 ipg-(6 KB, 191x251, 1282082374113.jpg) Pyou must fap to this! O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:29 No.79719XX File 1290846584.png-(521 KB, 853x480, TTGL-00136. png) >>79719433 >>79719238 >>79719226 >>79719159 RATES >>79718845 >>79718364 Take this! O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)03:29 No. 79719XXX File 1290846596 jpg-(17 KB, 704x396, 1282362445372 jpg) >this thread O Indexer It1 kaRtHUs 11/27/10(Sat)03:30 No 79719XXX File 1290846621.jpg-(82 KB, 408x404, 1289366185082. jpg) i am confus !!? do i have to delete the thread? or do i leave the insanity in it? EURAS

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: noko...also the game 09/29/17(Fri)15:44:11 No.19675045 Reality glitch thread Post times where time and space goofed. >Be me 83 KB JPG >Going to bed while staying at grandparents' rural farmhouse as a 10 year old kid. >Not tired at all - 100% lucid. >Decide eh l'll just try closing my eyes. >It's only 9:30 p.m. >The MOMENT I close my eyes it's instantly morning literally within a blink of an eye. >Brother was in the twin bed next to me and he disappeared instantaneously. >Can smell grandma making breakfast. >YouWutMate.jpeg >Never been able to reproduce what happened or have somebody tell me the same happened to them. : Anonymous 09/29/17(Fri)15:48:59 No.19675059 >>19675045 (OP) # You fell asleep you f----- retard >>19675066 # >>19677427 # >>19678564 # >>19687722 # >>19689769 # >>19691641 #
: noko...also the game 09/29/17(Fri)15:44:11 No.19675045 Reality glitch thread Post times where time and space goofed. >Be me 83 KB JPG >Going to bed while staying at grandparents' rural farmhouse as a 10 year old kid. >Not tired at all - 100% lucid. >Decide eh l'll just try closing my eyes. >It's only 9:30 p.m. >The MOMENT I close my eyes it's instantly morning literally within a blink of an eye. >Brother was in the twin bed next to me and he disappeared instantaneously. >Can smell grandma making breakfast. >YouWutMate.jpeg >Never been able to reproduce what happened or have somebody tell me the same happened to them. : Anonymous 09/29/17(Fri)15:48:59 No.19675059 >>19675045 (OP) # You fell asleep you f----- retard >>19675066 # >>19677427 # >>19678564 # >>19687722 # >>19689769 # >>19691641 #

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Human sacrifice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/26/21(Tue)13:26:23 No.59554620 >be me >riding home on bicycle >see green light in my direction >assume it's safe to cross >get hit by car >roll over car's hood unharmed 96 KB JPG >car drags bicycle 15 feet >bike gets totaled >bike's repairs cost more than its worth >get new bike >car driver pays for old bike's repairs >new bike cost less than amount payed >I technically made money and got a new bike >10/10 would recommend getting hit by a car
: Anonymous 01/26/21(Tue)13:26:23 No.59554620 >be me >riding home on bicycle >see green light in my direction >assume it's safe to cross >get hit by car >roll over car's hood unharmed 96 KB JPG >car drags bicycle 15 feet >bike gets totaled >bike's repairs cost more than its worth >get new bike >car driver pays for old bike's repairs >new bike cost less than amount payed >I technically made money and got a new bike >10/10 would recommend getting hit by a car

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: Anonymous 02/02/21(Tue)18:46:29 No.846404796 >walking down dark alleyway >see guy walking towards me fastly >pull out r--- whistle >mfw he smirks and pulls out a r--- whistle silencer 58 KB PNG Damn, dis gonna hurt View Thread
: Anonymous 02/02/21(Tue)18:46:29 No.846404796 >walking down dark alleyway >see guy walking towards me fastly >pull out r--- whistle >mfw he smirks and pulls out a r--- whistle silencer 58 KB PNG Damn, dis gonna hurt View Thread

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Anon has field trip | /r/Greentext

No.772995598 06/30/18(Sat)05:29:45 R14kkDj.jpg JPG 35.1 KiB 657x527 >be me >be in 5th grade >class is planning field trip, need money >everyone needs to bring 20 dollars >go home, ask mom for 30 dollars so I can have 10 dollars extra for myself >mom doesn't believe me, goes to friend's house who lives on the same street >ohshit.gif >comes back angry, saying I need to pay more attention in class meetings >tfw I found out my friend told his parents that he needed 50 dollars
No.772995598 06/30/18(Sat)05:29:45 R14kkDj.jpg JPG 35.1 KiB 657x527 >be me >be in 5th grade >class is planning field trip, need money >everyone needs to bring 20 dollars >go home, ask mom for 30 dollars so I can have 10 dollars extra for myself >mom doesn't believe me, goes to friend's house who lives on the same street >ohshit.gif >comes back angry, saying I need to pay more attention in class meetings >tfw I found out my friend told his parents that he needed 50 dollars

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File: rei.png (1.51 MB, 1185x1079) Anonymous 02/02/21(Tue)03:14:57 No.215632357 >Be me. Late twenties. Depressed wagie living in Mommy's attic. >Daily routine is of work, fapping, suicidal ideation, and vidja. >Don't care about my appearance. >Can't cook, only eat premade junk and fast food. >Error 404: "Hopes, Dreams, and Aspirations" not found. >Get rona at the very beginning. >Very mild case. Could keep working. >Work told me no. Gave me two weeks paid time off. >Longest vacation in years. >FuckYeah.jpg >Vidja bores me after one day. >FuckNo.png >D--- red after two days. >FuckNO.mkv >Need to do something to keep me from making a date with a thick rope and a solid rafter. >Decide to check out what's so good about those Asian cartoons. >Have never been a weeb before. >Still don't dig weeb culture to this day. >Get list of online weeb friend's favorite shows. >Plow through list crazy fast. >Get to the masterpiece that is Evangelion. >Immediately fall in love with Rei. >Knew about waifus. Didn't understand until I met this literal angel. >Nothing sexual. I just really want her to be happy. >Spoiler alert: kek. >Episode 5, see her apartment. >Feel really bad for her. >Look around me. >Not much different, desu. >"Rei would never be happy living with me." >Unironically becomes my motivation for every major decision in my life. >Rei would (not) be happy if.. >Rei would (not) be proud if. >Rei would (not) want me to... >Almost a year later. >Second semester of a Chemical Engineering degree. >Substantial raise. >Moved to a much better department at work. >Learning to cook. The first thing I leamed was miso soup, because of the scene in rebuild 2. >I'm redecorating the attic, and am looking for an apartment, or even a house. >Trying new things with my appearance. >Working out. >Starting to lose weight. >Getting help for my mental issues. >Rei would want me to be healthy. >Rei would want me to be happy. >Rei would want me to succeed. Thanks, Rei.
File: rei.png (1.51 MB, 1185x1079) Anonymous 02/02/21(Tue)03:14:57 No.215632357 >Be me. Late twenties. Depressed wagie living in Mommy's attic. >Daily routine is of work, fapping, suicidal ideation, and vidja. >Don't care about my appearance. >Can't cook, only eat premade junk and fast food. >Error 404: "Hopes, Dreams, and Aspirations" not found. >Get rona at the very beginning. >Very mild case. Could keep working. >Work told me no. Gave me two weeks paid time off. >Longest vacation in years. >FuckYeah.jpg >Vidja bores me after one day. >FuckNo.png >D--- red after two days. >FuckNO.mkv >Need to do something to keep me from making a date with a thick rope and a solid rafter. >Decide to check out what's so good about those Asian cartoons. >Have never been a weeb before. >Still don't dig weeb culture to this day. >Get list of online weeb friend's favorite shows. >Plow through list crazy fast. >Get to the masterpiece that is Evangelion. >Immediately fall in love with Rei. >Knew about waifus. Didn't understand until I met this literal angel. >Nothing sexual. I just really want her to be happy. >Spoiler alert: kek. >Episode 5, see her apartment. >Feel really bad for her. >Look around me. >Not much different, desu. >"Rei would never be happy living with me." >Unironically becomes my motivation for every major decision in my life. >Rei would (not) be happy if.. >Rei would (not) be proud if. >Rei would (not) want me to... >Almost a year later. >Second semester of a Chemical Engineering degree. >Substantial raise. >Moved to a much better department at work. >Learning to cook. The first thing I leamed was miso soup, because of the scene in rebuild 2. >I'm redecorating the attic, and am looking for an apartment, or even a house. >Trying new things with my appearance. >Working out. >Starting to lose weight. >Getting help for my mental issues. >Rei would want me to be healthy. >Rei would want me to be happy. >Rei would want me to succeed. Thanks, Rei.

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