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File: db2.png (114 KB, 662x598) /b/ Anonymous 01/29/21(Fri)00:30:53 No.846000241 [Reply] l te mitis Greentexts thread of s--- that happened in school, i'll start. >Be me >be in sophomore year >new kid joins >Lets call him dave >Dave is from britain, his family moved here due to his parents wanting to move there >We get along well, he introduces me to hearts of iron 4, we have fun on that game. >He's many things, a sciencefag, to his own admission an autist >but one thing that doesnt jive with the school is his british nationalism >He got sent out of history multiple times due to him going on rants about the british empire >Our school used to have us do the pledge of alliegiance optionally every homeroom >Eventually they made it mandatory, Dave refused to do it multiple times and kept getting sent out >Skip forward some weeks >In homeroom >ahshitherewegoagain.png >Dave for some reason stands up ready to do the pledge, i notice his left hand reach into his pocket tho >Suddenly notice the mini speaker on his desk >The pledge is immediatedly drowned out by Dave playing the instrumentals to rule britannia while singing it at the top of his lungs >Topkek He got suspended for it but according to him it was worth it. pic unrelated
File: db2.png (114 KB, 662x598) /b/ Anonymous 01/29/21(Fri)00:30:53 No.846000241 [Reply] l te mitis Greentexts thread of s--- that happened in school, i'll start. >Be me >be in sophomore year >new kid joins >Lets call him dave >Dave is from britain, his family moved here due to his parents wanting to move there >We get along well, he introduces me to hearts of iron 4, we have fun on that game. >He's many things, a sciencefag, to his own admission an autist >but one thing that doesnt jive with the school is his british nationalism >He got sent out of history multiple times due to him going on rants about the british empire >Our school used to have us do the pledge of alliegiance optionally every homeroom >Eventually they made it mandatory, Dave refused to do it multiple times and kept getting sent out >Skip forward some weeks >In homeroom >ahshitherewegoagain.png >Dave for some reason stands up ready to do the pledge, i notice his left hand reach into his pocket tho >Suddenly notice the mini speaker on his desk >The pledge is immediatedly drowned out by Dave playing the instrumentals to rule britannia while singing it at the top of his lungs >Topkek He got suspended for it but according to him it was worth it. pic unrelated

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File: 1595158678641.png (84 KB, 998x970) Anonymous 02/07/21(Sun)09:54:59 No.62216521 [Reply] >made enough money in crypto to live out my wildest fantasies and weirdest fetishes >can finally get a girl to break my neck and kill me with her thighs Anonymous 02/07/21(Sun)10:39:35 No.62216899 File: 1495807847036.jpg (9 KB, 174x290) >>62216942 Any advice getting into crypto?
File: 1595158678641.png (84 KB, 998x970) Anonymous 02/07/21(Sun)09:54:59 No.62216521 [Reply] >made enough money in crypto to live out my wildest fantasies and weirdest fetishes >can finally get a girl to break my neck and kill me with her thighs Anonymous 02/07/21(Sun)10:39:35 No.62216899 File: 1495807847036.jpg (9 KB, 174x290) >>62216942 Any advice getting into crypto?

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Anon had it rough | /r/Greentext

had drandy forptir >>846758076 # i remember when I became homeless. I met a man whose kids were ripped from him in court. Dude drank every day I talked to him. I remember when I met him in a library a few times (because Salvation Army closed during the working hours of the weekdays and I didn't have a job at the time and it was our only retreat) that guy would still be drinking a bottle of Jack. 132 KB PNG That was like 4 years ago but I sill wonder what happened to him...or any of the other people I met and made friends with. I met heroine addicts (and his gf), alcohol addicts, straight up junkies, a mentally deficient man, and an ordinary woman. We were like the oddest peas in a pod.. wonder where they are now..if any of them are still alive... Ugh. Sorry /b/ro but that brought back some memories.
had drandy forptir >>846758076 # i remember when I became homeless. I met a man whose kids were ripped from him in court. Dude drank every day I talked to him. I remember when I met him in a library a few times (because Salvation Army closed during the working hours of the weekdays and I didn't have a job at the time and it was our only retreat) that guy would still be drinking a bottle of Jack. 132 KB PNG That was like 4 years ago but I sill wonder what happened to him...or any of the other people I met and made friends with. I met heroine addicts (and his gf), alcohol addicts, straight up junkies, a mentally deficient man, and an ordinary woman. We were like the oddest peas in a pod.. wonder where they are now..if any of them are still alive... Ugh. Sorry /b/ro but that brought back some memories.

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Anon can no longer salute Chairman Xi | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/06/21(Wed)16:11:24 No.61736278 File: 185314DF-957D-4A6E-ABE3-8(...).jpg (347 KB, 1000x1000) >>61735595 (OP) >be chinese >work in sweatshop factory every day for 10 years >finally graduate >promoted to chief mcdonalds toy manufacturer >wages double from 0.02 yuan to 0.04 yuan >dont know how to operate the hydraulic press used to mold the toys >stupid f------ thing wont work >test if its jammed or something >stick hand in hydraulic press >crushes hand >mfw can no longer salute glorious chairman Xi
Anonymous 01/06/21(Wed)16:11:24 No.61736278 File: 185314DF-957D-4A6E-ABE3-8(...).jpg (347 KB, 1000x1000) >>61735595 (OP) >be chinese >work in sweatshop factory every day for 10 years >finally graduate >promoted to chief mcdonalds toy manufacturer >wages double from 0.02 yuan to 0.04 yuan >dont know how to operate the hydraulic press used to mold the toys >stupid f------ thing wont work >test if its jammed or something >stick hand in hydraulic press >crushes hand >mfw can no longer salute glorious chairman Xi

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Anon had a great friend | /r/Greentext

>be beta f-- with no friends >live alone in s----- apartment >walk outside one day and and 1.83 MB JPG see crow >crow has one partially white wing >feed it bread because it's all I have in apartment >crow keeps coming back for food >one day crow bring me a shiny bit of trash >accept offering from crow >few months pass he comes every day >he brings me s--- most days >one day crow doesnt show up >mfw my only friend has abandoned me >weekend passes >still hasnt come i watch for him constantly >monday morning i go to work >see dead crow on side of street near home >stop and get out >tfw it has a partially white wing >see it has been hit by car >near beak is some weird bracelet >tfw my only friend died trying to get me a gift >tfw I have nothing pic related
>be beta f-- with no friends >live alone in s----- apartment >walk outside one day and and 1.83 MB JPG see crow >crow has one partially white wing >feed it bread because it's all I have in apartment >crow keeps coming back for food >one day crow bring me a shiny bit of trash >accept offering from crow >few months pass he comes every day >he brings me s--- most days >one day crow doesnt show up >mfw my only friend has abandoned me >weekend passes >still hasnt come i watch for him constantly >monday morning i go to work >see dead crow on side of street near home >stop and get out >tfw it has a partially white wing >see it has been hit by car >near beak is some weird bracelet >tfw my only friend died trying to get me a gift >tfw I have nothing pic related

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Anon thought he's invisible | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/06/21(Sat)16:48:30 No.62207617 >why don't you ever smile People notice this s---? 8 KB PNG
: Anonymous 02/06/21(Sat)16:48:30 No.62207617 >why don't you ever smile People notice this s---? 8 KB PNG

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Anon asks the new girl out to dinner. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/06/21(Sat)16:36:28 No.62207489 >new girl at work >were all working from home >she sends me pics of her legs wearing short shorts that look more like underwear >"Im working like this today, hehe" >this happens multiple times >l figure that maybe she's trying to flirt >ask her if she wants to go get something to eat >l don't see you that way, we're better off friends, blah blah 148 KB JPG Why do women do this?
: Anonymous 02/06/21(Sat)16:36:28 No.62207489 >new girl at work >were all working from home >she sends me pics of her legs wearing short shorts that look more like underwear >"Im working like this today, hehe" >this happens multiple times >l figure that maybe she's trying to flirt >ask her if she wants to go get something to eat >l don't see you that way, we're better off friends, blah blah 148 KB JPG Why do women do this?

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: Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)20:27:19 No.62180991 >be bored >re-watch all of cowboy bebop >holy f--- Spike is so cool >decide to mimic Spike's style for the following five months >spend every third evening at home drinking because i heard Ha aso trsome 68 KB JPG scotch makes your voice scrappy >start chain smoking >grow hair out and stop combing it >purposely wear crumpled up shirts and a suit i borrowed from my dad >no matching pants so just wear suit and jeans >tried to imitate Spike's chad stride where he bends over and puts his hands in his pockets, probably looked like a major autist >think of joining a martial arts class but too insecure so just end up watching self defense videos on youtube and doing pushups in my room >do this for five months >a guy i knew from highschool sees me, says i look like a f----- >stop Did you ever try something this acoustic?
: Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)20:27:19 No.62180991 >be bored >re-watch all of cowboy bebop >holy f--- Spike is so cool >decide to mimic Spike's style for the following five months >spend every third evening at home drinking because i heard Ha aso trsome 68 KB JPG scotch makes your voice scrappy >start chain smoking >grow hair out and stop combing it >purposely wear crumpled up shirts and a suit i borrowed from my dad >no matching pants so just wear suit and jeans >tried to imitate Spike's chad stride where he bends over and puts his hands in his pockets, probably looked like a major autist >think of joining a martial arts class but too insecure so just end up watching self defense videos on youtube and doing pushups in my room >do this for five months >a guy i knew from highschool sees me, says i look like a f----- >stop Did you ever try something this acoustic?

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Anon watches Archer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/06/21(Sat)21:36:46 No.846744113 >Be me >Start to watch Archer >Develop a love for the main character >Slowly implement his personality into yours >Slowly become Archer himself >Develop new personality and make it 203 KB PNG your own >Family and friends notice behavior and are concerned and push you to get checked out >See a therapist >Get diagnosed with high functioning Autism >Don't have to work anymore with new diagnoses and live off the government >Watch as much Archer as you want forever and ever and get payed for it
: Anonymous 02/06/21(Sat)21:36:46 No.846744113 >Be me >Start to watch Archer >Develop a love for the main character >Slowly implement his personality into yours >Slowly become Archer himself >Develop new personality and make it 203 KB PNG your own >Family and friends notice behavior and are concerned and push you to get checked out >See a therapist >Get diagnosed with high functioning Autism >Don't have to work anymore with new diagnoses and live off the government >Watch as much Archer as you want forever and ever and get payed for it

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Anon is gay | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 52 minutes ago 846768588 >be me >habitual coomer >l remember a time where women could get me hard >l browse 4chan daily >after years of fapping here to femoids I find can no longer get hard to women >l tried and its like I have ED >pull up even mild femboy or guy on guy p--- >instant diamonds w-- guys which one of you made me gay?
Anonymous 52 minutes ago 846768588 >be me >habitual coomer >l remember a time where women could get me hard >l browse 4chan daily >after years of fapping here to femoids I find can no longer get hard to women >l tried and its like I have ED >pull up even mild femboy or guy on guy p--- >instant diamonds w-- guys which one of you made me gay?

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Anon is hollow | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/06/21(Sat)10:23:33 No.846708415 WOJAK Radh Doomer.jpg 40 KB JPG Life is hollow >occasionally compliment girls who run nsfw accounts >sometimes they respond and compliment me as well >thats nice I guess >l don't even compliment these women because | want to get with them, I just do it so someone will acknowledge my existence Where did the happiness go anons?
: Anonymous 02/06/21(Sat)10:23:33 No.846708415 WOJAK Radh Doomer.jpg 40 KB JPG Life is hollow >occasionally compliment girls who run nsfw accounts >sometimes they respond and compliment me as well >thats nice I guess >l don't even compliment these women because | want to get with them, I just do it so someone will acknowledge my existence Where did the happiness go anons?

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Anon hate Mosin | /r/Greentext

>even in active warzones, the Mosin is only used by fedoratipping memelords lol how will nuggetfags ever recover 9h (2/5 2:28) ·48212050 10 Replies >>48211985 (OP) >M'hammed
>even in active warzones, the Mosin is only used by fedoratipping memelords lol how will nuggetfags ever recover 9h (2/5 2:28) ·48212050 10 Replies >>48211985 (OP) >M'hammed

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Anon was Tricked once again | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/13/21(Wed)09:59:24 No.844740211 >masturbating in bedroom >about to c-- >dad comes running in naked screaming >'and here comes dad from left field!!' 83 KB JPG >he does a running jump >lands a------ first on my d--- >penetration.png >c-- >mfw he laughs and calls me a f----- for cuming in another guy EVERY F------ TIME
: Anonymous 01/13/21(Wed)09:59:24 No.844740211 >masturbating in bedroom >about to c-- >dad comes running in naked screaming >'and here comes dad from left field!!' 83 KB JPG >he does a running jump >lands a------ first on my d--- >penetration.png >c-- >mfw he laughs and calls me a f----- for cuming in another guy EVERY F------ TIME

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Anon has kids | /r/Greentext

File: 1611933161093s.jpg (3 KB, 125x125) Anonymous (ID: MFboqH12 ) [1 02/06/21(Sat)20:25:18 No.306944663 I am literally living pol's dream rn >be me >at bar >blonde comes up to me >"wanna breed anon" >excited.jpg >bring her to my apartment >we do it >i coom in her as deep as possible >"anon w--" >"i am not on the pill and i am ovulating" >"i thought you wanted to breed" >she leaves >mfw when i accidently impregnated a women i'll update in 9 months
File: 1611933161093s.jpg (3 KB, 125x125) Anonymous (ID: MFboqH12 ) [1 02/06/21(Sat)20:25:18 No.306944663 I am literally living pol's dream rn >be me >at bar >blonde comes up to me >"wanna breed anon" >excited.jpg >bring her to my apartment >we do it >i coom in her as deep as possible >"anon w--" >"i am not on the pill and i am ovulating" >"i thought you wanted to breed" >she leaves >mfw when i accidently impregnated a women i'll update in 9 months

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Anon is an asshole | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/06/21(Sat)18:49:59 No.846741201 Prevalence of Down Syndromeby Mother's Age 20 20-24 25-29 30-34 $5-99 Mather's Age tyears) The life expectancy of people with Down syndrome increased dramatically between 1960 and 2007. In 1960, on average, persons with Down syndrome lived to be about 10 years old. In 2007, on average, persons with Down syndrome lived to be about 47 years old. Screenshot_20210206-184539~2.png 528 KB PNG >just incase you wondered what the life expectancy is of someone who only eats spagettios.
: Anonymous 02/06/21(Sat)18:49:59 No.846741201 Prevalence of Down Syndromeby Mother's Age 20 20-24 25-29 30-34 $5-99 Mather's Age tyears) The life expectancy of people with Down syndrome increased dramatically between 1960 and 2007. In 1960, on average, persons with Down syndrome lived to be about 10 years old. In 2007, on average, persons with Down syndrome lived to be about 47 years old. Screenshot_20210206-184539~2.png 528 KB PNG >just incase you wondered what the life expectancy is of someone who only eats spagettios.

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This is pretty wholesome for 4chan | /r/Greentext

>be 11 year old me >Minecraft 1.0 comes out >want to get it >mom doesn't get me it at first >feelsbad.png >Easter rolls around >mom hands me a paper >its a username and password >mom got me an account for Easter >thanks mom 9.9 kB JPG >play minecraft all the time >make lots of memories and friends playing minecraft >fast forward to now >redownload Minecraft for the hell of it >look around for paper with username and password >find it >username is my name spelled backwards >lol >password.. >"lovemom" >love you mom
>be 11 year old me >Minecraft 1.0 comes out >want to get it >mom doesn't get me it at first >feelsbad.png >Easter rolls around >mom hands me a paper >its a username and password >mom got me an account for Easter >thanks mom 9.9 kB JPG >play minecraft all the time >make lots of memories and friends playing minecraft >fast forward to now >redownload Minecraft for the hell of it >look around for paper with username and password >find it >username is my name spelled backwards >lol >password.. >"lovemom" >love you mom

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Bad hair day | /r/Greentext

File: pinkwojacks_agadeqad1u8lgw.png (121 KB, 428x512) O Anonymous 02/06/21(Sat)08:25:56 No.59719201 [Reply] >2 years ago >measure my height when renewing my ID >188cm >nice.jpg >yesterday >measure my height out of curiosity >(now head shaven and barefoot) >183cm. It's over. 2 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. O Anonymous 02/06/21(Sat)08:28:58 No.59719232 D File: Huaaauauauauuuuuuuugaiaia(...).png (962 KB, 922x581) >>59719201 (OP)# >>(now head shaven and barefoot) >MEASURING THE HAIR НАНАНАНАНА
File: pinkwojacks_agadeqad1u8lgw.png (121 KB, 428x512) O Anonymous 02/06/21(Sat)08:25:56 No.59719201 [Reply] >2 years ago >measure my height when renewing my ID >188cm >nice.jpg >yesterday >measure my height out of curiosity >(now head shaven and barefoot) >183cm. It's over. 2 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. O Anonymous 02/06/21(Sat)08:28:58 No.59719232 D File: Huaaauauauauuuuuuuugaiaia(...).png (962 KB, 922x581) >>59719201 (OP)# >>(now head shaven and barefoot) >MEASURING THE HAIR НАНАНАНАНА

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Who knows what good lurks in the heart of men? The shadow knows | /r/Greentext

File: 1592649994009.jpg (48 KB, 808x767) Anonymous 02/05/21(Fri)14:36:11 No.62192065 [Reply] >get in argument with retard >give up and leave thread >come back later and see some other guy pretended to be me and utterly destroyed them U Anonymous 02/05/21(Fri)14:39:55 No.62192103 File: ad788553185fa91dff660205a(...).png (106 KB, 547x552) can you send me the link? i wanna laugh too
File: 1592649994009.jpg (48 KB, 808x767) Anonymous 02/05/21(Fri)14:36:11 No.62192065 [Reply] >get in argument with retard >give up and leave thread >come back later and see some other guy pretended to be me and utterly destroyed them U Anonymous 02/05/21(Fri)14:39:55 No.62192103 File: ad788553185fa91dff660205a(...).png (106 KB, 547x552) can you send me the link? i wanna laugh too

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Anon is Bill Clinton | /r/Greentext

File: BJC.jpg (7 KB, 196x257) Anonymous 02/06/21(Sat)17:40:46 No.846736908 >be me >former president Bill Clinton >someone walks up to me on street >"Hey are you Bill Clinton?" >"Yes I am" >"How did Monica's d--- taste?"
File: BJC.jpg (7 KB, 196x257) Anonymous 02/06/21(Sat)17:40:46 No.846736908 >be me >former president Bill Clinton >someone walks up to me on street >"Hey are you Bill Clinton?" >"Yes I am" >"How did Monica's d--- taste?"

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