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Anon plays titanfall 2 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/08/21(Mon)00:39:00 No.846850673 >be me >huge fan of FPS games >one day pick up a used copy of titanfall 2 for 15 bucks at my local EB Games >boot it up >previous owner already had every 966 KB JPG gun and cosmetic option unlocked >sweet.jpg >star up a remix match >not even 5 seconds into the game i hear grown men arguing over some s--- about a gun >like what is even the point about arguing over that s---, you get it back after your revived >tells them to shut the f--- up >meet with silence >more silence for a solid 5 minutes >match end eventually >that was pretty odd >5 minutes pass, still trying to find a another >get voice recording from one of the dudes >at first i expected mindless shouting but was meet with throat singing and s----- guitar >after a solid minute of s----- music, f----- ask for game a rematch >ok >i get into the private match with him >getting f----- hard >eventually loose >"YEAH GET RAPPED ANON, YOU F------ USELESS P------------" >find it funny >he ask for another rematch >decline cause i have work in a hour 6 hours later >hope on PS4 >find my dms flooded with dickpics and a guy forcing his penis into a sexdoll with my gamer tag on it >"FÜCK ANON, YOUR P---- FEELS SO GOOD" >"F---, IM CUMING" >proceed to see the biggest f------ loud i have ever seen >literally c-- everywhere >next day return copy of titanfall 2 to EB Games >games was ok, 7/10
: Anonymous 02/08/21(Mon)00:39:00 No.846850673 >be me >huge fan of FPS games >one day pick up a used copy of titanfall 2 for 15 bucks at my local EB Games >boot it up >previous owner already had every 966 KB JPG gun and cosmetic option unlocked >sweet.jpg >star up a remix match >not even 5 seconds into the game i hear grown men arguing over some s--- about a gun >like what is even the point about arguing over that s---, you get it back after your revived >tells them to shut the f--- up >meet with silence >more silence for a solid 5 minutes >match end eventually >that was pretty odd >5 minutes pass, still trying to find a another >get voice recording from one of the dudes >at first i expected mindless shouting but was meet with throat singing and s----- guitar >after a solid minute of s----- music, f----- ask for game a rematch >ok >i get into the private match with him >getting f----- hard >eventually loose >"YEAH GET RAPPED ANON, YOU F------ USELESS P------------" >find it funny >he ask for another rematch >decline cause i have work in a hour 6 hours later >hope on PS4 >find my dms flooded with dickpics and a guy forcing his penis into a sexdoll with my gamer tag on it >"FÜCK ANON, YOUR P---- FEELS SO GOOD" >"F---, IM CUMING" >proceed to see the biggest f------ loud i have ever seen >literally c-- everywhere >next day return copy of titanfall 2 to EB Games >games was ok, 7/10

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Anon believes in climate change | /r/Greentext

02/08/21(Mon)08:05:43 No.307132705 >be in math class >ask teacher "are you sure this is all true? " >"yes Anon, l'm pretty sure" >be in climate change class >ask teacher "are you sure this is all true?" >Teacher starts screaming in 48 KB JPG agony >Jumps out the window >perhaps it's true then
02/08/21(Mon)08:05:43 No.307132705 >be in math class >ask teacher "are you sure this is all true? " >"yes Anon, l'm pretty sure" >be in climate change class >ask teacher "are you sure this is all true?" >Teacher starts screaming in 48 KB JPG agony >Jumps out the window >perhaps it's true then

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anon is living a fever dream | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/08/21(Mon)04:46:42 No.62227224 fembots...what were you like in high school? 73 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/08/21(Mon)04:46:42 No.62229542 >>62227224 (OP) # >fembots Imao he thinks theres women here
: Anonymous 02/08/21(Mon)04:46:42 No.62227224 fembots...what were you like in high school? 73 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/08/21(Mon)04:46:42 No.62229542 >>62227224 (OP) # >fembots Imao he thinks theres women here

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Shadow dancer | /r/Greentext

File: Screenshot 2021-02-06 at (...).png (557 KB, 784x767) U Anonymous 02/07/21(Sun)07:19:46 No.846772566 [Reply] >be me >clueless >s--- pants so hard i open the 4th dimension >all part of the plan >grab turd from my pants >use it as a blade to defeat my foes Anonymous 02/07/21(Sun)07:22:29 No.846772681 >>846772766 Did you win? Anonymous 02/07/21(Sun)07:24:32 No.846772766 >>846772681 # of course i always win
File: Screenshot 2021-02-06 at (...).png (557 KB, 784x767) U Anonymous 02/07/21(Sun)07:19:46 No.846772566 [Reply] >be me >clueless >s--- pants so hard i open the 4th dimension >all part of the plan >grab turd from my pants >use it as a blade to defeat my foes Anonymous 02/07/21(Sun)07:22:29 No.846772681 >>846772766 Did you win? Anonymous 02/07/21(Sun)07:24:32 No.846772766 >>846772681 # of course i always win

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Road tripping | /r/Greentext

File: 1611277924206.jpg (79 KB, 500x749) Anonymous 02/07/21(Sun)06:16:54 No.62217226 [Reply] >>62217241 >>62217247 > >>62217294 >Be me >Dating this girl for 7 months >Finally feels like somebody loves me >Couple of months ago she tells me she starts to get feelings for me >Fast forward to today, romantic weekend in the mountains >Last day here >She tells me yeah I don't have any feelings for you >Fugg >3 hour car ride back together in a few minutes How to cope bros
File: 1611277924206.jpg (79 KB, 500x749) Anonymous 02/07/21(Sun)06:16:54 No.62217226 [Reply] >>62217241 >>62217247 > >>62217294 >Be me >Dating this girl for 7 months >Finally feels like somebody loves me >Couple of months ago she tells me she starts to get feelings for me >Fast forward to today, romantic weekend in the mountains >Last day here >She tells me yeah I don't have any feelings for you >Fugg >3 hour car ride back together in a few minutes How to cope bros

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Anon gets an eeling | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/08/21(Mon)02:03:24 No.62226009 FEEL EEL FEELS EEL FEELS >be me in summer holiday >go fishing >catch an eel >idea.png >i pull down my pants, gently insert the eel into my ass and let it glide in >i moan as the eel moves deeper 53 KB JPG and deeper into my intestines >suddenly i feel intense pain >blood comes out of my ass >call an ambulance >ambulance arrives >my crush, the hottest girl from my school is driving the ambulance as a summer job >she looks at me in disgust
: Anonymous 02/08/21(Mon)02:03:24 No.62226009 FEEL EEL FEELS EEL FEELS >be me in summer holiday >go fishing >catch an eel >idea.png >i pull down my pants, gently insert the eel into my ass and let it glide in >i moan as the eel moves deeper 53 KB JPG and deeper into my intestines >suddenly i feel intense pain >blood comes out of my ass >call an ambulance >ambulance arrives >my crush, the hottest girl from my school is driving the ambulance as a summer job >she looks at me in disgust

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Better together | /r/Greentext

File: tumblr_onua54zybm1w7964eo1_640.jpg (48 KB, 571x548) U Anonymous 02/07/21(Sun)06:38:24 No.62217401 [Reply] >>62217460 >>62217709 >be me >been best bros with my bro since we were 14 >retard had a daughter at 17 and been struggling since >helped him out with money or babysitting once in a while so he could work and get money until he managed to get on his feet >be the present, we are both doing fine and he's remarried and has another child with his wife. I'm still single but get along well with his daughter >be a week ago >his daughter finally turned 18 and as a present I took her camping and took her virginity (with consent) >bro found out and got furious at me to the point he punched me >his betrayal felt worse than the punch >he has refused to talk to me and when i went to his house to be the better person and apologize for something that isnt even bad (she's a legal adult) he just yelled at me and almost punched me again i dont know what to do bros, he doesnt understand shes an adult now and can have her own choices, hes throwing away a great friendship over nothng
File: tumblr_onua54zybm1w7964eo1_640.jpg (48 KB, 571x548) U Anonymous 02/07/21(Sun)06:38:24 No.62217401 [Reply] >>62217460 >>62217709 >be me >been best bros with my bro since we were 14 >retard had a daughter at 17 and been struggling since >helped him out with money or babysitting once in a while so he could work and get money until he managed to get on his feet >be the present, we are both doing fine and he's remarried and has another child with his wife. I'm still single but get along well with his daughter >be a week ago >his daughter finally turned 18 and as a present I took her camping and took her virginity (with consent) >bro found out and got furious at me to the point he punched me >his betrayal felt worse than the punch >he has refused to talk to me and when i went to his house to be the better person and apologize for something that isnt even bad (she's a legal adult) he just yelled at me and almost punched me again i dont know what to do bros, he doesnt understand shes an adult now and can have her own choices, hes throwing away a great friendship over nothng

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Anon goes to a Chinese restaurant | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/05/20(Sat)07:26:32 No.15173736 e: ec16a718612d9599b1135e6d7(.).jpg (34 KB, 599x599) >decide to go with a friend to a chinese buffet >Place is mostly empty >While we are eating a black Mercedes sedan parks in the street >A chinese guy gets out of the Mercedes >He is wearing a white suit, a briefcase and black shades >He enters the buffet and yells something chinese to the workers And this is the part I will never forget >He used a small remote control to open a secret door in the wall I didn't even noticed it was there. >He gets in and disappear Chinese Triad?
Anonymous 12/05/20(Sat)07:26:32 No.15173736 e: ec16a718612d9599b1135e6d7(.).jpg (34 KB, 599x599) >decide to go with a friend to a chinese buffet >Place is mostly empty >While we are eating a black Mercedes sedan parks in the street >A chinese guy gets out of the Mercedes >He is wearing a white suit, a briefcase and black shades >He enters the buffet and yells something chinese to the workers And this is the part I will never forget >He used a small remote control to open a secret door in the wall I didn't even noticed it was there. >He gets in and disappear Chinese Triad?

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Anon hates garlic | /r/Greentext

>grab milk from fridge >touch garlic >day ruined
>grab milk from fridge >touch garlic >day ruined

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Anon trolls his mom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)06:36:51 No.62168279 >be me 2 years ago >still live with my parents >im sleeping in my room >suddenly wake up at like 4 am >get bored cuz i cant sleep >get an idea >randomly scream as loud as i can 106 KB PNG for no reason >mom storms upstairs in my room >pretend to sleep >next day she asks me why i did that >say idk what shes talking about >later tell dad and my brother not to talk about this and pretent they didnt hear anything >next night the same thing, i scream until my mom wakes up >After a few days mom stars believing shes crazy because she seems to be the only person to have heard it >2 years later shes now in a mental facility : Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)06:48:25 No.62168395 >>62168279 (OP) # you f------ got her ass OP : Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)06:49:46 No.62168412 >>62168279 (OP)# Basedboys. Glad you helped troll her, OP.
: Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)06:36:51 No.62168279 >be me 2 years ago >still live with my parents >im sleeping in my room >suddenly wake up at like 4 am >get bored cuz i cant sleep >get an idea >randomly scream as loud as i can 106 KB PNG for no reason >mom storms upstairs in my room >pretend to sleep >next day she asks me why i did that >say idk what shes talking about >later tell dad and my brother not to talk about this and pretent they didnt hear anything >next night the same thing, i scream until my mom wakes up >After a few days mom stars believing shes crazy because she seems to be the only person to have heard it >2 years later shes now in a mental facility : Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)06:48:25 No.62168395 >>62168279 (OP) # you f------ got her ass OP : Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)06:49:46 No.62168412 >>62168279 (OP)# Basedboys. Glad you helped troll her, OP.

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Anon is a roman | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 7981341 3 hr ago ••. >Be Me >Be poor as f--- >Enlisting To join The army >The pay is good >Got assigned to some rich senator as a general. >He wants to conquer The richest country in The World >Be ready for looting and r----- some sandniggers >The senator wants to Bamboozle The 54.9 kB JPG sandniggers by crossing The desert >l was like "W-- is wrong with You man" >He Said "Don't worry man, it's going to work" >lt doesn't work >In The Day it's Hot as F---. >In The Night The sandniggers start to spam arrows >"Don't worry lads, They are going to run out of arrows", He Said >He was Wrong again >"Don't worry lads, My son will Kill their spamming arrow cavalry", He Said >He was wrong again >"Ok folks, let's retreat to Armania and get some archers, They are not gonna chase us, right?", He said >He was wrong again >Some of my pals got killed by the sandniggers. >Others got captured and sold as slaves >l was in chains when i saw The sandniggers are killing our general by melting Gold in his mouth >"In The Next life, Learn to STFU stupid retard", I said >The sandniggers chuckled >l convinced them that romans have more worth as soldiers rather than slaves. >They agreed >Now me and my Bois are armed up mercenary >They send us to the far East in The Ching Chong Land. >Hope i find some Good fortune.
Anonymous | 7981341 3 hr ago ••. >Be Me >Be poor as f--- >Enlisting To join The army >The pay is good >Got assigned to some rich senator as a general. >He wants to conquer The richest country in The World >Be ready for looting and r----- some sandniggers >The senator wants to Bamboozle The 54.9 kB JPG sandniggers by crossing The desert >l was like "W-- is wrong with You man" >He Said "Don't worry man, it's going to work" >lt doesn't work >In The Day it's Hot as F---. >In The Night The sandniggers start to spam arrows >"Don't worry lads, They are going to run out of arrows", He Said >He was Wrong again >"Don't worry lads, My son will Kill their spamming arrow cavalry", He Said >He was wrong again >"Ok folks, let's retreat to Armania and get some archers, They are not gonna chase us, right?", He said >He was wrong again >Some of my pals got killed by the sandniggers. >Others got captured and sold as slaves >l was in chains when i saw The sandniggers are killing our general by melting Gold in his mouth >"In The Next life, Learn to STFU stupid retard", I said >The sandniggers chuckled >l convinced them that romans have more worth as soldiers rather than slaves. >They agreed >Now me and my Bois are armed up mercenary >They send us to the far East in The Ching Chong Land. >Hope i find some Good fortune.

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anon goes ghost hunting | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/07/21(Sun)17:55:47 No.846818515 >go ghost hunting with friends >using go pro to record >dont really see anything spooky >next day go over footage >about 1 hour and 15 minutes in notice a figure in a window >spooked.gif 50 KB JPG >looks like a f----- >call friends to show then the ghost f----- in the window >they look >tell me that it is a mirror and the 'ghost' is my reflection Could it really be? That I was the f----- in the window?
: Anonymous 02/07/21(Sun)17:55:47 No.846818515 >go ghost hunting with friends >using go pro to record >dont really see anything spooky >next day go over footage >about 1 hour and 15 minutes in notice a figure in a window >spooked.gif 50 KB JPG >looks like a f----- >call friends to show then the ghost f----- in the window >they look >tell me that it is a mirror and the 'ghost' is my reflection Could it really be? That I was the f----- in the window?

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Anon had a drone | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/07/21 (Sun)16:54:39 No.846814155 >be me >get flimsy drone for christmas >collects dust >finally decide to take it out >actually really fun >love this thing 14 KB JPG >take it to park >fly it around >strong gust of wind >nosedives into lake : Anonymous 02/07/21(Sun)16:56:20 No.846814288 >>846814155 (OP) # > actually really fun > love this thing What's important is that it made you happy
: Anonymous 02/07/21 (Sun)16:54:39 No.846814155 >be me >get flimsy drone for christmas >collects dust >finally decide to take it out >actually really fun >love this thing 14 KB JPG >take it to park >fly it around >strong gust of wind >nosedives into lake : Anonymous 02/07/21(Sun)16:56:20 No.846814288 >>846814155 (OP) # > actually really fun > love this thing What's important is that it made you happy

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Anon is indecisive and needs help | /r/Greentext

Story time, f------ I just need to let this s--- all out man >be me, 20 >uni student >classmate with 9/10 qt3.14 >we're good friends, spend a lot of time together >I really like her as a person and we have a s--- ton of stuff in common >she's the only person in the world that's kind to me >takes care of me like a wife >makes sure l'm happy >always checks in on me >grew up with cold parents and distant people so this is the first time I have felt real love What the f--- do I do /b/? I'm seriously considering swallowing a f------ shotgun slug this indecision is painful. Plus I have to leave abroad in a month or two, so I'm stressed. The ultimate wat do bois. Please help. This is a genuine call for help.
Story time, f------ I just need to let this s--- all out man >be me, 20 >uni student >classmate with 9/10 qt3.14 >we're good friends, spend a lot of time together >I really like her as a person and we have a s--- ton of stuff in common >she's the only person in the world that's kind to me >takes care of me like a wife >makes sure l'm happy >always checks in on me >grew up with cold parents and distant people so this is the first time I have felt real love What the f--- do I do /b/? I'm seriously considering swallowing a f------ shotgun slug this indecision is painful. Plus I have to leave abroad in a month or two, so I'm stressed. The ultimate wat do bois. Please help. This is a genuine call for help.

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Anon have a problem | /r/Greentext

What the f--- are possums made of? >be me >playing vidya >hear chickens start freaking out >grab muh AR >recruit autistic brother to hold flashlight >"somethin's f----- with the chickens" >we run out to the chicken coop >find f------ possum that got a chicken last month but I couldn't shoot without the bullet going into a neighbor's house >pop it in the head >think it's dead >carry it out towards woods and drop it >it starts crawling away >turns out gun jammed when I shot it, can't fix it >grug mode activate >use rifle as bludgeon >sure it's dead now >tell little brother I saved his chickens, he wants to check the body >we go out, it's getting up to crawl away >brother grabs his .22 and pops it twice in the head >still. f------. crawling. >use classic boot + head method >NOW it's dead
What the f--- are possums made of? >be me >playing vidya >hear chickens start freaking out >grab muh AR >recruit autistic brother to hold flashlight >"somethin's f----- with the chickens" >we run out to the chicken coop >find f------ possum that got a chicken last month but I couldn't shoot without the bullet going into a neighbor's house >pop it in the head >think it's dead >carry it out towards woods and drop it >it starts crawling away >turns out gun jammed when I shot it, can't fix it >grug mode activate >use rifle as bludgeon >sure it's dead now >tell little brother I saved his chickens, he wants to check the body >we go out, it's getting up to crawl away >brother grabs his .22 and pops it twice in the head >still. f------. crawling. >use classic boot + head method >NOW it's dead

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Anon hates reddit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/15/20(Sun)13:16:03 No.57171994 >go on reddit >make comment about something I think I'm right about >get proven wrong >admit that was wrong and thank person who provided a 231 KB PNG source >get downvoted anyway >this f------ site
: Anonymous 03/15/20(Sun)13:16:03 No.57171994 >go on reddit >make comment about something I think I'm right about >get proven wrong >admit that was wrong and thank person who provided a 231 KB PNG source >get downvoted anyway >this f------ site

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Anon Joins the 4chan Cinematic Universe | /r/Greentext

>be 12 >be me >6th grade >really need to piss >excuse myself from band class >rush to bathroom >7th grade >in class shitrumbles.mp3 >ask to go to bathroom >have funny idea >squat over the bowl like a frog 150 KB PNG >lt's all the way on the other side of the school kek.png >hear bathroom door open >discreetly holding my d--- closed as I do >arrive >decide to kick down stall door like I'm in >ignore it >half squeeze out a log >door bursts open fear.jpeg >s--- slurps back into me >other guy pisses himself the movies >it's f------ occupied >kid s------- frog-style with both feet on the toilet seat Tong time later >watch his turd quickly retract into his rectum like a scared turtle >the scare causes me to piss myself >browsing r/greentext because redditfag >see a greentext about these exact events from the other guys perspective mfw he's probably reading this right now uhh hey anon, haven't seen you in a while. >mfw
>be 12 >be me >6th grade >really need to piss >excuse myself from band class >rush to bathroom >7th grade >in class shitrumbles.mp3 >ask to go to bathroom >have funny idea >squat over the bowl like a frog 150 KB PNG >lt's all the way on the other side of the school kek.png >hear bathroom door open >discreetly holding my d--- closed as I do >arrive >decide to kick down stall door like I'm in >ignore it >half squeeze out a log >door bursts open fear.jpeg >s--- slurps back into me >other guy pisses himself the movies >it's f------ occupied >kid s------- frog-style with both feet on the toilet seat Tong time later >watch his turd quickly retract into his rectum like a scared turtle >the scare causes me to piss myself >browsing r/greentext because redditfag >see a greentext about these exact events from the other guys perspective mfw he's probably reading this right now uhh hey anon, haven't seen you in a while. >mfw

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Anon got sucked | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/14/19(Thu)21:12:11 No.794985013 >be me >tornado warning in my area >idgaf.jpg >go back to beating my c--- >later hear loud noises outside my сcock window 46 KB JPG >look outside and there's a big ass tornado coming towards me >f---.wav >it tears through my house and picks me up and sucks me into it >mfw my d--- is on my body >mfw my body got sucked >mfw i got my d--- sucked later virgins
: Anonymous 03/14/19(Thu)21:12:11 No.794985013 >be me >tornado warning in my area >idgaf.jpg >go back to beating my c--- >later hear loud noises outside my сcock window 46 KB JPG >look outside and there's a big ass tornado coming towards me >f---.wav >it tears through my house and picks me up and sucks me into it >mfw my d--- is on my body >mfw my body got sucked >mfw i got my d--- sucked later virgins

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Anon wears his mask | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/07/21(Sun)11:32:27 No.846768890 >Be me. Early 30s and working some s----- cubicle job in a liberal state full of covid & maskie nuts in an office that swears by them >Hit it big with GME stock, said f--- this I'm out. Gonna quit in style & make em think too 840 KB PNG >Decide to tape a paper face mask to my a------ & eat a bunch of corn chips before I go into work (they give me terrible gas) >Get there & start farting up a storm. It stinks so bad. Wait on someone to say something >Both HR and my boss comes over eventually. "Anon, are you OK & need to take some time? People are complaining about the smell" >Me "WHAT?! How can this happen?! I'm wearing a mask!" >They look confused >Me "SEE". I drop my pants from just the back to show everyone my a------ mask. >Some of the guys are laughing, I hear a mask muffled " OH MY GOD" from some c--- >l get fired on the spot. Worth it.
Anonymous 02/07/21(Sun)11:32:27 No.846768890 >Be me. Early 30s and working some s----- cubicle job in a liberal state full of covid & maskie nuts in an office that swears by them >Hit it big with GME stock, said f--- this I'm out. Gonna quit in style & make em think too 840 KB PNG >Decide to tape a paper face mask to my a------ & eat a bunch of corn chips before I go into work (they give me terrible gas) >Get there & start farting up a storm. It stinks so bad. Wait on someone to say something >Both HR and my boss comes over eventually. "Anon, are you OK & need to take some time? People are complaining about the smell" >Me "WHAT?! How can this happen?! I'm wearing a mask!" >They look confused >Me "SEE". I drop my pants from just the back to show everyone my a------ mask. >Some of the guys are laughing, I hear a mask muffled " OH MY GOD" from some c--- >l get fired on the spot. Worth it.

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Let the write one in | /r/Greentext

File: 1577745789084.png (57 KB, 275x280) U Anonymous 02/07/21(Sun)04:58:01 No.62216541 [Reply] >>62216747 >>62216753 >be me >hear that celebrity i really look up to is in the area >guy is a sports legend and a master of his craft >spend a full day looking for him >no luck >go home, go to sleep, hope next day i can meet him >next day comes, i am in the middle of class on zoom >dad calls >hes at a food truck next to where he works >immediately leave class >look for sharpie to let him sign my bag >grab first one i see >drive as fast as i can to go meet him >meet the guy >super cool guy who commented on another legend he was signing next to >got a picture with me >day is good >look down at sharpie he signed with afterwards >mfw i realize its the sharpie i would finger myself with >i just made this sports legend sign my bag with a sharpie that i used as a sex toy
File: 1577745789084.png (57 KB, 275x280) U Anonymous 02/07/21(Sun)04:58:01 No.62216541 [Reply] >>62216747 >>62216753 >be me >hear that celebrity i really look up to is in the area >guy is a sports legend and a master of his craft >spend a full day looking for him >no luck >go home, go to sleep, hope next day i can meet him >next day comes, i am in the middle of class on zoom >dad calls >hes at a food truck next to where he works >immediately leave class >look for sharpie to let him sign my bag >grab first one i see >drive as fast as i can to go meet him >meet the guy >super cool guy who commented on another legend he was signing next to >got a picture with me >day is good >look down at sharpie he signed with afterwards >mfw i realize its the sharpie i would finger myself with >i just made this sports legend sign my bag with a sharpie that i used as a sex toy

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